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I'm going to miss these two.
Dr. Randolph "everything that's good in me is because of you" Bell
Dr. Kit "you are the greatest love of my life" Voss
From coworkers to friends to lovers to partners to husband and wife
#the resident#tv#kitbell#kit voss#randolph bell#The show with the greatest redemption arc#yes I'm talking about you Randolph#you were a prick#but Kit came along and helped you to find your way back#and became the King Queen Kit deserved
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I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.
Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.
Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)
#s5 Jon in his white girl era#whatever the fuck that means#I'm still not done w the archives cuz busy n stuff but Jon needs to let Martin know wtf goin on#God may work in mysterious ways but you do not have to. Communicate with your man please#my art#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tma#tma season 5#tma spoilers#jonathan sims#tma podcast#martin blackwood#tma jmart#jmart#jmart fanart#jonmartin#there's so much going on in these and I am not sorry welcome to my chaotic mind#hope y'all read the tags cuz I need to announce before I fully make my Jon character sheet that his favorite band is linkin park#it's so funny and just right#tbf linkin park goes hard I'm tired of pretending it doesnt#but come on he totally was totally an edgey prick when he was younger#and older. he hasnt changed huh#anygays he totally loves linkin park and type o negative and three days grace and green day and evanescence#georgie was a paramore girlie I just know it#wish gerry were here he and jon would jam to type o negative so much :( and jon could introduce him to this cold night :(((#ok enough byeeeee
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you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?
very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed
#i think about it a lot#fucks me up#like. shen jiu is a prick and was miserable to be around but it really is fucked up that the only person who missed him is yue qingyuan#and all of the other peak lords were like “well it's weird but he's actually better to be around now”#(no shade to the other peak lords. i love those guys and they did run a bunch of secret tests to try and make sure it was their shixiong)#(not their fault that system let sy cheat)#like. that fucks me up a lot.#pip speaks#svsss#btw im not saying that shen yuan or the skinner are equivalent in any way. intent and what you actually do with your life matters#but it is an interesting parallel
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YELLOWJACKETS THEORY: (pretty much unconfirmed canon tbh)
JACKIE FAKED HER DEATH TO GET OUT OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR CALLIE AFTER THEY DID IT RAW
My evidence: >>>
She is clearly JackieShauna’s love child, the casting department honestly made it a little too obvious if I'm being honest, like she has Shauna’s colouring but that’s Jackie’s face
#“dID’nT tHeY EAt hER” guy’s it’s so obvious they didn't#they ate travis#who jackie killed and put a wig on so they’d think it was her#she then pretended to be travis until they were rescued#why do you think he was less of a prick in season 2???#wake up people#yellowjackets#jackieshauna#jackie taylor#shauna shipman#callie sadecki
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also in the face of people deleting their blogs, that's another reason why you guys are supposed to reblog stuff. if somebody deletes a post, your liked version will disappear, but the reblogs remain. i'm insane about preservation and archival, every single piece of art i have ever enjoyed is reblogged on my 450k+ posts main account so if the artists leave I still have their work. i even tag things (though just with the main fandom tag) so I have years and years worth of fanworks saved that the terrible general site search will never show you.
please reblog art. not just to support the artists who make it and share their efforts, but also so you have your own copy of their works saved for yourself, and the future users of this site.
#reblog art#artist support#so basically if you dont reblog art i do not want to hear you complaining about your fav artists deleting and leaving lol#if you used this site like you were supposed to it would be at least Slightly less of an issue because you'd still have it all#save the shit you like!!! i never delete my art personally but i Want my art to be out there. just in case something happens to my blog#save my art. save everything. just dont upload it to entirely different websites like instagram cuz that makes u a prick#if your favorite artist deletes tomorrow. what evidence do you have that they were here at all?#reblog. for the love of god reblog#i lost so much great art from deviantart thanks to eclipse and the Al bullshit that i didn't save. but on tumblr i dont have to worry abt i
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this shit has to be the most graphic design is my passion ass piece ive ever made
#dst wx78#dst#dst fanart#dst art#wx78#dst wx 78#wx 78#jart#the sketches were made in aggie#the text was pulled from ibis paint x#the coloring and layer affects were done in procreate#good fucking god i put my entire pussy into making this piece#anything for you you asshole robot prick#was also listening to the becoming by nine inch nails on loop while making this
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If you want my Honest Opinion, while I agree with the sentiment you should get out of your comfort zone and interact and befriend people outside of your friend circle because That’s How Communities Work, if you find yourself getting earnestly distressed over the prospect of people not interacting with your content, that’s a sign you should probably take a step back for your sake. Being in the selfship community shouldn’t be a chore to you, and it especially shouldn’t be actively making your mental and/or emotional state worse
#꒰💬꒱ ❝ Dear Diary… ❞#is this a controversial take? I dunno but I’m just tired of the narrative that people in the selfship community are self-centered pricks#I feel like people tend to forget the community is full of socially awkward anxious nerds#and nobody’s ’ruining it’ or whatever by struggling to talk to others#like yeah asks reblogs and nice comments are good to appease the instant gratification monkey in our noggins!#but if you post ONLY to appease it you’ll run the risk of burning yourself out#it’s important to remember that selfshipping even if it’s popular online is relatively niche#and a lot of ‘popular’ bloggers are only ‘popular’ because they were there at the right place and the right time#but I dunno. that’s just my take. feel free to disagree I know the topic is pretty divisive
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rbs > likes
ancients amirite. so awesome. I love ancients. [wipes out and dies] hes a bitch fuck him. at least i got to draw a more mammallian / flatfaced ancient yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#my art#rain world#rain world fanart#rainworld#rw ancient#rw benefactor#honestly benefactor has really grown on me but i dont want to be confusing LOL#story tag: bending horizons#oc tag: a silent refrain banners mottled by shadows#sorry whispers you were built by such a prick
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sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless
horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month
#horror needs to find a way for him to get back at dust for almost killing him#horror IMMEDIATELY booby traps dust's room's door with several fatal traps. and then dust just teleports away to dodge them#horrors incredibly cool bone manipulation power is incredibly underrated. neither dust nor killer can do what he does#when i say people underestimate just how powerful horror is i mean this#he has MANY shows of power where he summons a shitton of bones. or when he's clever and tricky#using tiny bones so his karma can hit the guards more and kill them faster??? GENIUS#granted kist could definitely think of something like that but that doesn't mean horror's a coughing baby#ok back to my original post. i came up with this after doing my little dusttale translation thing#dust is such a fucking asshole during it all istg and i whooped and cheered every time he was a fucking dick#when he doesn't know what to do when in doubt destroy everything you see. what a guy#he'd definitely be a lot smarter than that in real situations but again#he came up with that strategy while he was under the impression that he was in a dream#so i do think this little prick can be quite an unrestrained destructive force when he doesn't know whats real or not#can i just talk more about translated dust because GODDDD he was SO FUCKING COOL IN MAD TIME SERIES I SWEAR#when he plucked floweys petals off him one by one???? and then berated him??? and the nursing home comment??????? fuck i lov him#can you please unspill the spilled blod??? sick ass line. i think he knew from the start he was gonna betray flowey in that one#god i love canon dust so much he's such a sadistic shit. and he likes it. what a freak. HE LIKES IT#the only person he outwardly expressed regret about killing was papyrus. you'd think he'd care more about everyone else but NOPE#or maybe he did in the earlier runs. still doesn't hide from the fact that he was cruel to everyone else. because thats dusttale 4 you#youre on death row and theyve sentenced you to endless torture and then the mtt pulls up#listen man if i were on death row and they were my torturers id let them do whatever. my babies can get back at me for making them suffer#canon horrordust my beloved i love canon horror and dust#idk if killer in this is like totally canon but idc. it's such a funny idea to make him unbothered when he's injured its hilarious#horror and dust's personal little punching bag ✨✨#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:
#the bear#the bear fx#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#richie jerimovich#jk kind of#well on days I don't see or think about Sydney haters#under every damn comment section in this fandom is someone saying Sydney didn't take accountability#like I know we all have our biases but yall are really shameless about it#Sydney scored A LOT of Ws for The Beef AND The Bear#but one time she makes a mistake and justifiably walks away from a toxic work environment she's the devil#Richie worked at The Beef for years and Sydney did more for it in what less than four months than he did#on top of being a prick to Sydney in particular because she was changing things he wanted to keep the same#to the detriment of the restaurant but also everyone#and overall being unpleasant to Carmy#Nat and anyone that didn't find him funny or interesting or like his bs#pre-Forks Richie reminds me of those types of people that only listen to people that like them#and I love that because it's realistic to some ppl#I do like Richie#it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth knowing there are people that hate Sydney#ignore her accomplishments only to raise up Richie#in the same breath when the actual show is showing you what's up#like you'd think there were different versions of the show with how these two are perceived#I get this weird need to defend Sydney when people shit on her because I wonder how often said people treat the Sydneys of the world#but that aside#In Fishes Richie mentions something about wasting potential at the beef#In Ceres it's implied he called the popo on the dealers after Sydney deescalated a situation Richie previously dealt with#in an unorthodox manner#he recognised he needed to change but still was an arsehole to the one person who was facilitating that change effectively Sydney#this show is great but people denying what they're seeing on their own screens is crazy
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TG characters & who's out listening to the neighbours arguing again
Koma is the meme of the guy vacuuming the driveway. Any excuse to get nearer to the action.
As soon as he works out it's not ghoul related, Amon closes the window. He doesn't wanna hear this shit.
Itori doesn't know who Louise is, but wants to. She sounds like a party. Recognises the subtle slur of inebriated angry women.
Hide is a little averse to arguments, as is Ken. The former doesn't enjoy hearing others' misery, and the latter finds it a bit triggering.
Neighbourly arguments are a goldmine for Eto. If it isn't gossip, it's inspiration for her novels.
Nishiki acts like he's above it, but when he hears that Mr Neighbour has been shagging everything on the street he's listening.
When it sounds like the neighbours aren't tiring themselves out, Yomo will knock doors. Mostly to get them to stfu, but also to make sure everything's ok (especially if the neighbour has kids in the house).
Tsukiyama has missed out on the experience of noisy neighbour fights ☹️
Roma, Suzuya, Uta and Nico are out on the street feet away from the quarrelling couple encouraging them. They choose sides too.
Touka is a slams-the-window-loudly kinda person. If she wanted to listen to bullshit, she'd have stayed at work.
Saiko sleeps through the entire thing, but wonders why her neighbour is camped out in their car the next morning.
#The alcoholic that lives opposite me is the reason why I know what day of the week it is#Oh she's out fighting her husband: it's either Friday or Saturday#So this week he's been fucking someone called Louise. Constantly shagging her apparently#And he can GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE IF HES GONNA DO THAT FUCKING PRICK#Anyway I wanted to hear what this week's bedtime story would be so my dogs and I sat in the garden enjoying the entertainment#And my other neighbours were too because the Saturday night fights are literally a thing on my street#And nobody can help this lady because if you ask if they're ok she gets SUPER violent.#Anyway#Tokyo ghoul#tokyo ghoul:re#koma enji#amon koutarou#Itori#hideyoshi nagachika#kaneki ken#eto yoshimura#nishiki nishio#yomo renji#tsukiyama shuu#roma hoito#juuzou suzuya#Uta#Nico#touka kirishima#saiko yonebayashi
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some more self-indulgent gemstuck doodles!
#homestuck#steven universe#gemstuck#davekat fusion would be literally genuinely the most infuriating person that ever walked homeworld you cannot convince me otherwise#oh my GODDD he'd be SUCH a prick#anyways#also davekat's fused form isn't big at all. he just becomes a normal sized dude#because dave and karkat are fuckin puny#sollux is a perma fusion he's never unfused ever and never will#he's vibing he's allowed#also i dont know shit about gems i just gave them names i thought were cool and fitting#chris doodles
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All the uncertainty about Astarion’s age due to the numbers on his headstone very possibly being incorrect absolutely fucking tortures the mortician in me: errors on monuments are sometimes a thing and they fucking SUCK, especially when the error is incorrect dates of birth or death - families understandably tend to get really upset about that sort of thing: what do you mean you put the wrong day or year of birth? That day each year was so special to us when he lived! What do you mean you put the wrong date of passing? We’ll never forget the day that he left us, but it obviously means nothing to you if you can’t even bother to confirm the date yourself!
Errors sometimes mean the monument company is eating the cost of providing an entirely new one to the family (rightly so) and they’re not cheap, and they take a decent amount of time to make so it’s not like there’ll be a replacement ready in the next week or two. No. It can take months to finalize a new one and arrange for it to be placed, and in the meantime the one with the error is just… there for everyone to see, robbing the deceased of the simple dignity of having their correct age - the span of their entire life - displayed.
So what gets me - what reaaaally gets me in regard to Astarion’s headstone, is that if it is in fact incorrect, it has been incorrect for around two centuries, meaning no one who knew him in life noticed the error - or cared to have it fixed. It also serves as one further little cosmic “fuck you” to Astarion: a reminder that he matters so little that no one even gave a shit that the permanent monument over his resting place in the cemetery had a glaring error on it.
He neither seems to notice or care during the graveyard scene because he’s got other (better) things on his mind, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t be annoyed about it.
#astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion brainrot#v talks death#idk maybe he deserved it and someone did notice and they were just like hahaha you were a prick so whatever#but stiiiiiiiill#anything that’s permanent record and wrong is an absolute nightmare of guilt to fix#(I was really good at not fucking up permanent things like death registrations and obits btw)#because I cared a lot#arguably too much#hence the burnout and quitting
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I am not okay. Just finished ep 36 of malevpod and. I. Aaaaa. Oscar our sweet little baby boy murderer just needs to be alright and the conversation and John and. John you manipulative bastard I knew what you were doing when you were trying to convince Arthur not to tell Oscar about this you don't actually care about Oscar now do you you just want Arthur to yourself and. oscar. Oscar you let the man live that is so aa and yet good on you for being sane I guess(?) still agree that abusive priestman whos name I don't care to remember should've died. And. Arthur. Aaaaaaa oh arthur. Arthur. Why. Why. That last line of the episode. Why did you say that. Why did you make me scream so. So much. Aa. Why are you not okay like i know why logically but how do you make things so aaaaaaaaaa. And telling oscar to help others and that you're giving a reaosn and stuff im not okay I related to them way too m uch for my liking and wby was that last line so emotionally devistating why arthur are you so goddamn poetic I'm going to kill you not actually because I love you and hate you and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "I'm glad Parker didn't feel the same way." IM NOT OKAY ABOUT THIS LINE!!!!!!!!!!!
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#why. why has my brain chosen to just not. aa.#I'm not okay about this fandom.#I love/hate them all so much#other than oscar#my boy did nothing wrong#but arthur. you're losing your humanity. and johns getting it. and that's a weird exchange yknow?#and john you manipulative bastard prick#you were trying to convince arthur not to rely on oscar why? because you're jealous aren't you?#anyways i'm not okay about this fandom one bit.#the idea that parker was the only thing keeping arthur together was. is. no. aa. it's such an emotionally filled thought it hurts.#parker we never heard your voice or learned your face but we as a fandom love you so much.#and the line about bedrock. i cant. i just cant.#anyways. yes. amazing. i'm not emotionally stable. well done. they totally arent going to die tragically <-lying to myself#this episode has given me so many emotions i was actively screaming / yelling / going 'aaaaa' in a monotonous fashion.#with all that said.#malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#john doe malevolent#john malevolent#arthur malevolent#malevolent arthur#malevolent john#malevolent pod#malevolent podcast#oscar malevolent#arthur lester
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Tav: I will spare this Goblin!
*one second later*
Tav: I regret not killing this Goblin!
#bg3 incorrect quotes#bg3 incorrect quote#it is so hard to be nice#no it is hard to be evil durge#just one 🥺 face and i will let them live#and one second later they are mean pricks not knowing there were one word away from death#and this is how i get rewarded for being so merciful?@#oh Ketheric i get you#be good for daddy withers and daddy gale#incorrect quotes#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate#bhaal battle beer bard#me#bg3 tav#judasiskariot#mine#baldur's gate iii#durge#dark urge#bg3 shitpost#video game
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Wire, hi! I was curious, but how do you feel about a couple like Gary/Tayler?
it'd be like this ^ i think. thank god they're taking it out on each other and not anybody else.
#i know. NOTHING about death note#but i think theyd have some light yagami/L type shit going on#like i think they would just be way too occupied with each other in such a vile little way#nothing else would ever get accomplished AVEJFBFJRBEJEBA#also in case you were like me going insane over what ESH meant in that second picture#it apparently means Everyone Sucks Here#(its a reply to an Am I The Asshole? reddit post)#but yeah like. them as a couple would be like. good for you guys. take that villainous shit out the back we're busy in here#yknow originally. gary and taylor had the BIIIIGGEST beef with each other in the original writing#but it was like. gary is a prick sure but.#all it took was taylor seeing him for .5 seconds for the first time ever and he decided. i need to cause this guy some serious issues#so yknow. it's like they were meant for eagch other. basically.
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