#you were a prick

[voiidhearter]

this shit has to be the most graphic design is my passion ass piece ive ever made

[pippuns]

you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?

very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed

[consume-me-you-coward]

YELLOWJACKETS THEORY: (pretty much unconfirmed canon tbh)

JACKIE FAKED HER DEATH TO GET OUT OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR CALLIE AFTER THEY DID IT RAW

My evidence: >>>

She is clearly JackieShauna’s love child, the casting department honestly made it a little too obvious if I'm being honest, like she has Shauna’s colouring but that’s Jackie’s face

[cozylittleartblog]

also in the face of people deleting their blogs, that's another reason why you guys are supposed to reblog stuff. if somebody deletes a post, your liked version will disappear, but the reblogs remain. i'm insane about preservation and archival, every single piece of art i have ever enjoyed is reblogged on my 450k+ posts main account so if the artists leave I still have their work. i even tag things (though just with the main fandom tag) so I have years and years worth of fanworks saved that the terrible general site search will never show you.

please reblog art. not just to support the artists who make it and share their efforts, but also so you have your own copy of their works saved for yourself, and the future users of this site.

[beatledumpster]

alex james' tenuous grasp of basic conversational french

(also the host hates them so much)

[skybristle]

rbs > likes

ancients amirite. so awesome. I love ancients. [wipes out and dies] hes a bitch fuck him. at least i got to draw a more mammallian / flatfaced ancient yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[rosie-tyler]

Silverussowolf continues to haunt me except this time it's time for Wolf to be jealous

One day Wolf comes to Daniel looking very pissed off somewhere during the tournament break and is like "You do know Terry and I are together, right?:) You see this snake necklace? That's his necklace and he gave it to me:) See this suit? He bought it for me:) You should have seen it lying on the floor in his bedroom while we were-

And Daniel is like "WHOA SLOW DOWN BUDDY I do NOT want to know the details, why would you even think about telling me this?"

Wolf was just about to launch into an evil jealous monologue how he doesn't understand how LaRusso manages to affect his relationship with Silver without even trying and is fed up with Silver's constant glances at Daniel across the room when Silver comes to them like "Excuse my sensei:)" and Wolf realises he's doomed bc he broke rule number 1. Don't interact with Daniel Larusso. But he's ready to snap like a jealous wifey.

Basically their dynamic for me is like

[spywhitney]

How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:

[javaghoul]

TG characters & who's out listening to the neighbours arguing again

Koma is the meme of the guy vacuuming the driveway. Any excuse to get nearer to the action.

As soon as he works out it's not ghoul related, Amon closes the window. He doesn't wanna hear this shit.

Itori doesn't know who Louise is, but wants to. She sounds like a party. Recognises the subtle slur of inebriated angry women.

Hide is a little averse to arguments, as is Ken. The former doesn't enjoy hearing others' misery, and the latter finds it a bit triggering.

Neighbourly arguments are a goldmine for Eto. If it isn't gossip, it's inspiration for her novels.

Nishiki acts like he's above it, but when he hears that Mr Neighbour has been shagging everything on the street he's listening.

When it sounds like the neighbours aren't tiring themselves out, Yomo will knock doors. Mostly to get them to stfu, but also to make sure everything's ok (especially if the neighbour has kids in the house).

Tsukiyama has missed out on the experience of noisy neighbour fights ☹️

Roma, Suzuya, Uta and Nico are out on the street feet away from the quarrelling couple encouraging them. They choose sides too.

Touka is a slams-the-window-loudly kinda person. If she wanted to listen to bullshit, she'd have stayed at work.

Saiko sleeps through the entire thing, but wonders why her neighbour is camped out in their car the next morning.

[heylittleriotact]

All the uncertainty about Astarion’s age due to the numbers on his headstone very possibly being incorrect absolutely fucking tortures the mortician in me: errors on monuments are sometimes a thing and they fucking SUCK, especially when the error is incorrect dates of birth or death - families understandably tend to get really upset about that sort of thing: what do you mean you put the wrong day or year of birth? That day each year was so special to us when he lived! What do you mean you put the wrong date of passing? We’ll never forget the day that he left us, but it obviously means nothing to you if you can’t even bother to confirm the date yourself!

Errors sometimes mean the monument company is eating the cost of providing an entirely new one to the family (rightly so) and they’re not cheap, and they take a decent amount of time to make so it’s not like there’ll be a replacement ready in the next week or two. No. It can take months to finalize a new one and arrange for it to be placed, and in the meantime the one with the error is just… there for everyone to see, robbing the deceased of the simple dignity of having their correct age - the span of their entire life - displayed.

So what gets me - what reaaaally gets me in regard to Astarion’s headstone, is that if it is in fact incorrect, it has been incorrect for around two centuries, meaning no one who knew him in life noticed the error - or cared to have it fixed. It also serves as one further little cosmic “fuck you” to Astarion: a reminder that he matters so little that no one even gave a shit that the permanent monument over his resting place in the cemetery had a glaring error on it.

He neither seems to notice or care during the graveyard scene because he’s got other (better) things on his mind, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t be annoyed about it.

[holeodemony]

I am not okay. Just finished ep 36 of malevpod and. I. Aaaaa. Oscar our sweet little baby boy murderer just needs to be alright and the conversation and John and. John you manipulative bastard I knew what you were doing when you were trying to convince Arthur not to tell Oscar about this you don't actually care about Oscar now do you you just want Arthur to yourself and. oscar. Oscar you let the man live that is so aa and yet good on you for being sane I guess(?) still agree that abusive priestman whos name I don't care to remember should've died. And. Arthur. Aaaaaaa oh arthur. Arthur. Why. Why. That last line of the episode. Why did you say that. Why did you make me scream so. So much. Aa. Why are you not okay like i know why logically but how do you make things so aaaaaaaaaa. And telling oscar to help others and that you're giving a reaosn and stuff im not okay I related to them way too m uch for my liking and wby was that last line so emotionally devistating why arthur are you so goddamn poetic I'm going to kill you not actually because I love you and hate you and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "I'm glad Parker didn't feel the same way." IM NOT OKAY ABOUT THIS LINE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tw1nkee28]

had this cursed late-night thought after seeing mythrite's ask, please forgive me:

Jackrabbit's aversion to light (in the flashlight example) reminded me of FNaF Bonnie- Therefore, imagine some prick of a Shadow deciding to play one round of 'One night in the medical wing', then requiring an injection the day after.

How many attempts would it take for Jackrabbit to successfully hit the vein?

HGSHD that's oddly accurate 😭

This is sparking up the petty section in my brain that has been begging to be let out of its cage for years HHJFJ

Now technically, nurses aren't supposed to stick you more than 3 times, it's a rule, they're supposed to hand the needle to another nurse after that third time. But say you pissed him off and there's conveniently no other medics around...

Minimum? 5 pokes.

Depending on what you did to him, there will be more.

And I mean hey, if he accidentally poked you let's say... 7 times? Maybe a couple more? ...who's to say it even happened? No one was there to confirm.

But you'll be fiinnnee, only a bit sore for a while 🤷

He gives you the most unimpressed look every time he misses the vein, essentially saying 'you did this to yourself.'

(extra in tags)

[moe-broey]

Oughhhhh............. Takumi with the Corrin plush.................. in my feelings about it.......

[coruscanti-arabi]

Was it "bad writing" or was it simply a tv show that you were not the target audience for?

[lamentfulwarbler]

Girldad 🫵