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In Ten’s complete defense, Eric what were these clues 😭
#you put it in WHISKEY!!!#also hiiiiii junny#the boyz#nct#nct 127#wayv#video 🎥#hwaiting#ten ��️#eric
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leans into the mic. "saying all men are trash in response to the various ccs getting outed as abusers is the wrong move and will harm male victims of abuse and sa" and "the reason these male ccs were able to abuse people and cover it up for so long is because of rampant misogyny in the content creating space and it's important to listen to the women coming out with their stories right now" are statements that coexist. btw
#whiskey yelling into the void#i’ve just seen a lot of people saying shit like ‘men suck’ and ‘it’s always men’#as well as other people saying ‘this has nothing to do with misogyny!! it’s just a content creator issue not a gender issue!!’#but guess what. it is a misogyny issue. but also it’s not at the fault of all men#these statements are both true.#we can acknowledge the horrible misogyny in this community AND avoid villainizing men in general#you don’t have to put men down to lift women up#and you ALSO don’t need to lift your fav male creators up over the victims just bc ur afraid ur favourite white boy will get criticized
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I imagine that Sinner S/O helps Charlie defend the Hotel but only because they wanna life stream the fight to Satan
S/O: Alright, princess, I'll help
Charlie: Oh thank you thank you thank you!
S/O: My husbands going to think I look SO hot, allll that golden blood...
Vaggie: You're married? Can't he help?
S/O: He could! And he would
Charlie: Will you ask him for help, then?
S/O: Absolutely not <3
I mean, why would you call ur huge dragon husband for help, when you could just kick ass and look hot all by yourself?
She never explicitly states who her husband is the entire time either lol. Just that “he’s a big scary looking dude, but an absolute sweetheart”. So everyone just assumes it’s some random Sinner, and the truth only comes to light because dude rocks up to the hotel after the big battle to congratulate you on kicking so much ass.
Vaggie: “I’m sorry, your fucking husband is SATAN??!”
Me: “Yeah!….Did I not mention that??”
Everyone: NO!!
#shitpost#lmfaoooo#satan brings beer and whiskey for everyone because that was some damn good wrath worth celebrating#then proceeds to get into it with Lucifer because the fallen angel made fun of him for letting his wife do the fighting#the ONLY reason it doesn’t progress any further is because charlie holds lucifer back while you put yourself in front of satan#also angel dust IMMEDIATELY looks at you and is like ‘holy shit girl your husband is hot as FUCK!’#and you just respond ‘i know~ if you try anything with him i’ll kill you~’#helluva boss#satan x reader#helluva boss satan
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Have a low effort Pearl in the gaudiest suit while work and the massive Pearlina thing I'm working on kicks my ass.
#splatoon#pearl houzuki#butch Pearl trans Pearl all are valid#Just put em in a suit and give em' a glass of the good whiskey#And keep Marina away unless you want a scene at the event they're attending#I am so tired#my art
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how it started how it’s going
#tfw you finish your first solavellan playthru#solavellan hell#in my growth era#slowly putting on my clown makeup#i trespassed too close to the sun#solas#solavellan#solasmancers you have been summoned#solas sunday#dragon age#dragon age: inquisition#da4#datv#break out the linda ronstadt and the sangria y’all#break out the chappell roan and the whiskey#kudos to all the people who share this grad school trauma#the theory wonks always catch you sideways#i can’t help you defeat your evil exes but i can make terrible memes about being a simp
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au where the el tigre tiger spirit is an ancient and sort of prehistoric spirit in the wildest reaches of the ghost zone, and the belt allows it to like... 1/4 possess someone (just giving them some extra powers [including retractible chain hands?? ghosts, idk] without affecting their personality)
#el tigre#nicktoons unite#as a result of this El Tigre is very hard to possess. theres already someone in there. get your own meat puppet skulker#mannys still 100% susceptible to overshadowing lol its a nontransferable skill#man i just think danny n manny should get an Explore the ghost zone episode#maybe precipitated by the belt not working.. manny grappling with the possibility that he may never be able to be El Tigre again...#or manny getting 100% possessed channeling the tiger spirit..something that existed millennia before good and evil..super powerful but fera#but also if normal El Tigre possession gives you just like a scoch of tiger spirit. like youve had a single shot of whiskey#el tigre is just a little more intense focused and scary than manny.. not enough to really notice unless you pay attention#also i had literally nothing else i wanted to work on so i put hours of sauce into this while staying up for work OTL#i wayyyy overdid it lol i shouldve quit an hour ago. so it goes#please admire my badly drawn tiger and excruciatingly drawn stripes... please clap
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oh yuh i forgorrr i drew smt. he hasn't been approved yet and this is a lil rushed cuz i wanted him FINISHED. but since hes the pal i am keeping from my GA term i'm allowed to post heem.
he sucks i hate him i want to beat him up with hammer s 💥💥💥 DONT let him sell you a car. those explosion emojis will be you. okay.
#character design#pocket pal#pocket pals#my oc#his pal pal is a sphynx cat because he is allergic to cat fur. naked baby. he puts it in sweaters cuz it gets cold.#he doesnt care about anything else in the world except that stinky cat. he will scam everyone out of their bytes#but if you hurt his kitty its on sight#also he smells like cigars and cheap whiskey. and metal. gross old guy.
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Escaped is disgusting for making his characters drink spiked hot chocolate with whiskey and Kahlúa.
Everybody knows you put RUM and Kahlúa, not whiskey.
#who the hell puts whiskey in hot chocolate#have you lost your mind?#this a joke#but in all seriousness#i was actually really confused#because dominicans usually put rum in spiked and hot chocolate#and dont ask why i know that#asmr roleplay#audio rp#escaped audios#my greasefire life
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Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of The Rising Sun
#okay but can we agree? House of the rising sun? beautiful amazing incredible timeless masterpiece? yeah?#all i want is to put on a cute 70s dress with the bell sleeves and some gogo boots and get my hair all pretty with the flip curls#and go to one of those really cool and dark and lowkey shady bars you see on the movies. with a pool table and a jukebox#hard-looking bartender with an impressive mustache named Mitch or Hank#and go up to the bar and he'd be like “whatya having doll?” “oh. anything sweet please”#and he hands me some soda-gin or whatever with a lemon slice. and the guy next to me notices my drink and is like#“hey Mitch. give the lady something nicer eh? maker a double from the back shelf. extra ice”#“i'm fine with this actually. i don't drink whiskey” “tonight you do sweetheart”#and he's wearing some really nice jeans and boots and a dark shirt and a leather jacket. dark hair but has some freckles. charming smile.#“what is a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this? i think them church youths go bowling next door”#“i am not lost. can't a girl enjoy some music” “does the boyfriend know?” “i answer to no one”#and he takes a long drag of his cigarette and chuckles. Mitch brings my new drink as gives him a look before drafting some beer#“so. the pretty lady likes a little danger eh?” “the lady has a name” .#i take a sip of the whiskey and try real hard not to cough. he thinks it's funny. i think he's a little cute#“does she now? and does the lady dance by any chance” and he's standing up quite tall and offers me a hand “she does”#and we go to the dance floor near the jukebox where quite a lot of people are dancing and eventually this song starts playing#and he kisses me surprisingly gentle and tastes like menthol cigarettes and hard liquors and I'm definitely a bit dizzy from the drink#he probably has a cute name like Daniel (Danny is what everyone calls him)#and maybe he has a bike or a really nice convertible. obviously red. je offers to take me home but we're just driving for a bit instead#“didn't you daddy taught not to get into stranger's cars?” “my daddy also taught me not to kiss pretty boys and yet”#“so you think i'm pretty?” “pretty enough”#and we laugh to the wind and the radio is on and this song starts playing again and it's a perfect moment#anyways. great song great band 👍#darya's mixtape#Spotify
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ok pause. i just thought about wolfwood's death scenes in both trimax and 98 and i'm crying. what the fuck do you mean he just found a will to keep on living after so long of being willing to die for any bullshit reason and he died anyway. what do you mean trimax ww died next to the man who taught him how to live and love again and vash buried him alone. what do you mean 98 ww died wanting to spend his days with vash ans the girls and vash carried ww's gun around after that and used it in the final fight. what the fuck do you mean. that's the saddest shit i ever heard get said in my life
#trigun#vashwood#sorry im pausing the mcrp posting for a minute to think about trigun. it WILL happen again <3#like come on. COME ON.#GET THE FUCK BACK HERE NIGHTOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I'M DEVASTATED#listening to my vashwood playlist and i'm going to fucking sob for real why did i put mcr on this thing it's so fucking sad oh my god#tristamp ww you are on the chopping block girlie you are a dead man walking you are carrying your own tombstone#that is so sad to think about. doomed by the narrative so hard he can't escape death in any universe#whiskeys word soup
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yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24
#guys this is not becoming a regular thing this is just the mental illinois breaking through but ALSO I SAW THIS AND SCREAMEDDDDD#they did this For Me. those are all my guys. like yes yes we know about xhekovský but that’s my adopted austrian son david reinbacher!!!#that’s my baby goalie carey price time travel cowboy son cayden primeau!!!! and i just LOVE that they were like#‘yeah so one of them is gonna be a bitch in both pairs. & yeah we’re gonna make them lose.’ & i am HERE for it. you know the media day vid#where they asked all of them who was brat on the team and like 75% said slaf which we all KNEW? yes. correct. even more evidence godddd#also empathize so much with him because i hate feeling stupid & he is notably like. a very smart guy w/good awareness of broader society#and sorry to get like this on a silly little post i’m about to fanfiction-ify before i have xhekovský hours but so much of this goes back#to the xenophobia in the nhl and how we treat players (not only that. people in north am/west tbh) whose first language is not english#and degrade/discredit them and their intelligence by virtue of their multilingualism and how we even think about multilingualism as a whole#e.g. the sense that certain languages are perceived as more ‘valuable’ capital/the support that SHOULD be there for language learning simpl#is not from what i can tell in the nhl so even if you wanted to foster an environment of intercultural competency they’re doing nothing to#support it. the stories!! of so many guys! reliant solely upon their teammates for basic necessities! WHERE is your language acquisition#programming. sorry the linguistics language and culture attempted to jump out there & i am not conveying what i want to say at ALL. anyway#juraj's slow descent into madness as u can SEE him visibly getting more & more over it & done is my roman empire. like he's having fun#at first he's laughing 'what is this whiskey?' & i AM thinking that toothy little grin at arber with the jerkoff hand motion about the mapl#syrup only taking a few minutes to come (out) was a dig. lord knows arber deserved it with his shorts pulled all the way up like GOD the me#you put here to wear slutty little 3" shorts live in cold CANADA and have to cover up their thigh tattoos. what a travesty. and the amount#of THIGH in this video i- biting. arber's hairy legs slaf's manspreading more as he gets frustrated & arber teases him i. and DAVID????#on a completely different note cayden with his face covered is giving me INTENSE brainworms i have the most unhinged storylines for him#AND THE BRYNDZOVE HALUSKYYYY everything past 2:00 is gold. david's tired sighs. slaf hating it here. arber having the time of his life#'taste' 'that's not an advantage' DAVID kill him. 'maple syrup specialist... normal guy 🤷' slaf you are the WORST loser and ily for it#arber defending his wife w/his life... juraj's the smartest guy in the room & arber's on his leash about it. it goes both ways (to be cont)#juraj slafkovský#arber xhekaj#david reinbacher#cayden primeau#montreal canadiens#i'm xhekovský posting leave me alone i'm also *****
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Why do you find Joever so fascinating? Do you know? Have you or your friends been in a similar situation?
I mean, I don't know if I find it fascinating as in like, an anthropological or sociological context, but more that... I find it extremely relatable, because like @taylortruther says, all breakups are the same.
I have seen shades of the Joever/oven-to-microwave situation happen to loved ones but I have one friend in particular who had an eerily similar experience that I was right by her side for through thick and thin, so I felt like Taylor was in our walls writing ttpd lmao.
#so much so that she jumped from the end of one relationship with the man she thought she was going to marry and planned her life around#to another who pulled from the lovebombing 101 handbook and we lowkey suspect in hindsight may have been a sociopath#like maybe didn't pull the 'take my ring off and put it on my wedding ring finger' bit but did something eerily similar early on#and she did almost marry that one too and it would have been bad news and there would have been controlling shit#because it had already happened#Pouring out my heart to a stranger but I didn't pour the whiskey#Anonymous#and with that i think we've reached the end of joever hours please and thank you lol
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wip wednesday thursday
ty @604to647 @sizzlingcloudmentality & @milla-frenchy for tagging me today, and everyone for the tags the past three weeks ❤️
remember when i said this fic was almost done… yeah. see it’s done in my mind, and rn my mind doesn’t wanna put it into words, so… that’s great.
Joel unpacks when you arrive home and leaves Whiskey to rest, heading back into town on foot to catch up on missed work. You figure Mrs. Wilson can make do without you for one more day, so you spend the afternoon stewing, pacing around the house then flopping down on the couch when your legs get tired.
Joel still doesn’t talk about much when he returns in the evening. He stares at his glass, then out the window — it’s too cloudy to stargaze tonight, so he heads off to bed with a sigh. No goodnight sweetheart, no sleep well, no join me in my bed.
Maybe that last one is a stretch, but it would still be a nice gesture. And, naturally, you wouldn’t say no.
You toss and turn that night, confused by Joel’s feelings and your future here, hoping that after a few hours of sleep you’ll wake up with a clearer mind — only you don’t.
npt bc i’m late and been MIA: @sixhours @evolnoomym @almostempty @whocaresstillthelouvre @bitchesuntitled
@clawdee @luxurychristmaspudding @mermaidgirl30 @yxtkiwiyxt @burntheedges & anyone else 💖
#wip wednesday#just wanna clarify that whiskey’s a horse#i also really don’t wanna edit this fuckin 10k+ doc#yap time ->#watched most of rivals yesterday with my best friend so life is worth living again#but also i’m dreading december so#can we manifest i don’t have a meltdown in week one thanks#and my brain rn is like if you put a 💣 in scrambled eggs#there’s no other way i can describe it
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*has bad day*
*has good whiskey*
*has great night*
#alcohol consumption#alcohol#pendleton whiskey has my whole damn heart.yall#ihate that you cant put commas in tags#personal post#sand speaks#not whump
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a shot of whiskey at night has been doing wonders for my nerves. not to sound like I got my prescription from a cowboy-doctor or something, but it's near instant relief
#[static]#my ocd has been worse than it has been in months and it makes me feel feral-animal levels of anxious#as a general rule I never drink; never much liked the taste of it#the anxiety has been so bad that I've been trying all sorts of remedies on top of the healthy coping tools I have in my pocket#I'm not currently insured so I can't go to my normal doctor and ask for anxiety medication#but the moment I get insurance again in June ... you can bet I'll be making some phone calls#I just need to be conked over the head and put to sleep for a month maybe that'll help#I turned to trying whiskey as a last ditch effort and I'm grateful its helped ... settles my nerves enough where I can actually sleep#and not wake up still in a state of deep stress and anxiety#do not take this as medical advice if you're experiencing anxiety/ocd#i know my limits very well and am highly aware of the downward slope that self-medicating can lead to#*gestures to my entire family* I've learned from their history and have always been hyper aware of vices/crutches#but when a man can't sleep nor think except for the constant spiral of anxiety sometimes you have to find temporary aid
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if I may offer a word of advise to any person out there who may be as stupid as me - do not walk through a field of stinging nettles barefoot
#I’m not about to post a photo of what the bottom of my feet look like (at least not for free) but#just imagine the absolute last thing you would want the bottoms of your feet to look like. That’s what mine look like rn#I haven’t been genuinely fr fr drunk in a long ass time (2 weeks) so I guess this is what I get eh#this happened last night btw I was too drunk to notice the state of my feet so I slept like this 😭😭😭#so now I’m going to have a hangover soon AND I’ve got a literal BILLION tiny needles in my feet#Maybe next time I decided to get hammered I’ll put locks on my shoes to prevent myself from taking them off#Although bright side I’m glad I was just in a field and not walking around barefoot in a street where#I could step on broken glass or hypodermic needles or something lol so. silver lining#But fr idk what to do about it I feel like I’m still too drunk to start plucking them out rn my hands are too shakey#So I guess I’m just going to wait around like this until I’m sober enough?#& love how I was posting about staying in last night lol. Nice try mf you really thought you were just gonna watch a movie then go to bed 😭#I drank well over half a bottle of whiskey last night lmfao I don’t wanna know how many shots that comes out to be… over 10 at least 💀#Maybe I have a problem……. nahhhhhhhjhjjjhhhhhh
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