#you put it in WHISKEY!!!
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In Ten’s complete defense, Eric what were these clues 😭
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I imagine that Sinner S/O helps Charlie defend the Hotel but only because they wanna life stream the fight to Satan
S/O: Alright, princess, I'll help
Charlie: Oh thank you thank you thank you!
S/O: My husbands going to think I look SO hot, allll that golden blood...
Vaggie: You're married? Can't he help?
S/O: He could! And he would
Charlie: Will you ask him for help, then?
S/O: Absolutely not <3
I mean, why would you call ur huge dragon husband for help, when you could just kick ass and look hot all by yourself?
She never explicitly states who her husband is the entire time either lol. Just that “he’s a big scary looking dude, but an absolute sweetheart”. So everyone just assumes it’s some random Sinner, and the truth only comes to light because dude rocks up to the hotel after the big battle to congratulate you on kicking so much ass.
Vaggie: “I’m sorry, your fucking husband is SATAN??!”
Me: “Yeah!….Did I not mention that??��
Everyone: NO!!
#shitpost#lmfaoooo#satan brings beer and whiskey for everyone because that was some damn good wrath worth celebrating#then proceeds to get into it with Lucifer because the fallen angel made fun of him for letting his wife do the fighting#the ONLY reason it doesn’t progress any further is because charlie holds lucifer back while you put yourself in front of satan#also angel dust IMMEDIATELY looks at you and is like ‘holy shit girl your husband is hot as FUCK!’#and you just respond ‘i know~ if you try anything with him i’ll kill you~’#helluva boss#satan x reader#helluva boss satan
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Have a low effort Pearl in the gaudiest suit while work and the massive Pearlina thing I'm working on kicks my ass.
#splatoon#pearl houzuki#butch Pearl trans Pearl all are valid#Just put em in a suit and give em' a glass of the good whiskey#And keep Marina away unless you want a scene at the event they're attending#I am so tired#my art
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Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of The Rising Sun
#okay but can we agree? House of the rising sun? beautiful amazing incredible timeless masterpiece? yeah?#all i want is to put on a cute 70s dress with the bell sleeves and some gogo boots and get my hair all pretty with the flip curls#and go to one of those really cool and dark and lowkey shady bars you see on the movies. with a pool table and a jukebox#hard-looking bartender with an impressive mustache named Mitch or Hank#and go up to the bar and he'd be like “whatya having doll?” “oh. anything sweet please”#and he hands me some soda-gin or whatever with a lemon slice. and the guy next to me notices my drink and is like#“hey Mitch. give the lady something nicer eh? maker a double from the back shelf. extra ice”#“i'm fine with this actually. i don't drink whiskey” “tonight you do sweetheart”#and he's wearing some really nice jeans and boots and a dark shirt and a leather jacket. dark hair but has some freckles. charming smile.#“what is a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this? i think them church youths go bowling next door”#“i am not lost. can't a girl enjoy some music” “does the boyfriend know?” “i answer to no one”#and he takes a long drag of his cigarette and chuckles. Mitch brings my new drink as gives him a look before drafting some beer#“so. the pretty lady likes a little danger eh?” “the lady has a name” .#i take a sip of the whiskey and try real hard not to cough. he thinks it's funny. i think he's a little cute#“does she now? and does the lady dance by any chance” and he's standing up quite tall and offers me a hand “she does”#and we go to the dance floor near the jukebox where quite a lot of people are dancing and eventually this song starts playing#and he kisses me surprisingly gentle and tastes like menthol cigarettes and hard liquors and I'm definitely a bit dizzy from the drink#he probably has a cute name like Daniel (Danny is what everyone calls him)#and maybe he has a bike or a really nice convertible. obviously red. je offers to take me home but we're just driving for a bit instead#“didn't you daddy taught not to get into stranger's cars?” “my daddy also taught me not to kiss pretty boys and yet”#“so you think i'm pretty?” “pretty enough”#and we laugh to the wind and the radio is on and this song starts playing again and it's a perfect moment#anyways. great song great band 👍#darya's mixtape#Spotify
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Escaped is disgusting for making his characters drink spiked hot chocolate with whiskey and Kahlúa.
Everybody knows you put RUM and Kahlúa, not whiskey.
#who the hell puts whiskey in hot chocolate#have you lost your mind?#this a joke#but in all seriousness#i was actually really confused#because dominicans usually put rum in spiked and hot chocolate#and dont ask why i know that#asmr roleplay#audio rp#escaped audios#my greasefire life
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ok pause. i just thought about wolfwood's death scenes in both trimax and 98 and i'm crying. what the fuck do you mean he just found a will to keep on living after so long of being willing to die for any bullshit reason and he died anyway. what do you mean trimax ww died next to the man who taught him how to live and love again and vash buried him alone. what do you mean 98 ww died wanting to spend his days with vash ans the girls and vash carried ww's gun around after that and used it in the final fight. what the fuck do you mean. that's the saddest shit i ever heard get said in my life
#trigun#vashwood#sorry im pausing the mcrp posting for a minute to think about trigun. it WILL happen again <3#like come on. COME ON.#GET THE FUCK BACK HERE NIGHTOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I'M DEVASTATED#listening to my vashwood playlist and i'm going to fucking sob for real why did i put mcr on this thing it's so fucking sad oh my god#tristamp ww you are on the chopping block girlie you are a dead man walking you are carrying your own tombstone#that is so sad to think about. doomed by the narrative so hard he can't escape death in any universe#whiskeys word soup
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Why do you find Joever so fascinating? Do you know? Have you or your friends been in a similar situation?
I mean, I don't know if I find it fascinating as in like, an anthropological or sociological context, but more that... I find it extremely relatable, because like @taylortruther says, all breakups are the same.
I have seen shades of the Joever/oven-to-microwave situation happen to loved ones but I have one friend in particular who had an eerily similar experience that I was right by her side for through thick and thin, so I felt like Taylor was in our walls writing ttpd lmao.
#so much so that she jumped from the end of one relationship with the man she thought she was going to marry and planned her life around#to another who pulled from the lovebombing 101 handbook and we lowkey suspect in hindsight may have been a sociopath#like maybe didn't pull the 'take my ring off and put it on my wedding ring finger' bit but did something eerily similar early on#and she did almost marry that one too and it would have been bad news and there would have been controlling shit#because it had already happened#Pouring out my heart to a stranger but I didn't pour the whiskey#Anonymous#and with that i think we've reached the end of joever hours please and thank you lol
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wip wednesday thursday
ty @604to647 @sizzlingcloudmentality & @milla-frenchy for tagging me today, and everyone for the tags the past three weeks ❤️
remember when i said this fic was almost done… yeah. see it’s done in my mind, and rn my mind doesn’t wanna put it into words, so… that’s great.
Joel unpacks when you arrive home and leaves Whiskey to rest, heading back into town on foot to catch up on missed work. You figure Mrs. Wilson can make do without you for one more day, so you spend the afternoon stewing, pacing around the house then flopping down on the couch when your legs get tired.
Joel still doesn’t talk about much when he returns in the evening. He stares at his glass, then out the window — it’s too cloudy to stargaze tonight, so he heads off to bed with a sigh. No goodnight sweetheart, no sleep well, no join me in my bed.
Maybe that last one is a stretch, but it would still be a nice gesture. And, naturally, you wouldn’t say no.
You toss and turn that night, confused by Joel’s feelings and your future here, hoping that after a few hours of sleep you’ll wake up with a clearer mind — only you don’t.
npt bc i’m late and been MIA: @sixhours @evolnoomym @almostempty @whocaresstillthelouvre @bitchesuntitled
@clawdee @luxurychristmaspudding @mermaidgirl30 @yxtkiwiyxt @burntheedges & anyone else 💖
#wip wednesday#just wanna clarify that whiskey’s a horse#i also really don’t wanna edit this fuckin 10k+ doc#yap time ->#watched most of rivals yesterday with my best friend so life is worth living again#but also i’m dreading december so#can we manifest i don’t have a meltdown in week one thanks#and my brain rn is like if you put a 💣 in scrambled eggs#there’s no other way i can describe it
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*has bad day*
*has good whiskey*
*has great night*
#alcohol consumption#alcohol#pendleton whiskey has my whole damn heart.yall#ihate that you cant put commas in tags#personal post#sand speaks#not whump
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a shot of whiskey at night has been doing wonders for my nerves. not to sound like I got my prescription from a cowboy-doctor or something, but it's near instant relief
#[static]#my ocd has been worse than it has been in months and it makes me feel feral-animal levels of anxious#as a general rule I never drink; never much liked the taste of it#the anxiety has been so bad that I've been trying all sorts of remedies on top of the healthy coping tools I have in my pocket#I'm not currently insured so I can't go to my normal doctor and ask for anxiety medication#but the moment I get insurance again in June ... you can bet I'll be making some phone calls#I just need to be conked over the head and put to sleep for a month maybe that'll help#I turned to trying whiskey as a last ditch effort and I'm grateful its helped ... settles my nerves enough where I can actually sleep#and not wake up still in a state of deep stress and anxiety#do not take this as medical advice if you're experiencing anxiety/ocd#i know my limits very well and am highly aware of the downward slope that self-medicating can lead to#*gestures to my entire family* I've learned from their history and have always been hyper aware of vices/crutches#but when a man can't sleep nor think except for the constant spiral of anxiety sometimes you have to find temporary aid
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Things no one prepares you for in multicultural dating: the foods you want when you are sick are different.
I made a damn good lime honey whiskey tea (think hot toddy on steroids), have procured ginger ale (Canada Dry, Vernon's is annoyingly difficult to find outside of Michigan), and found kettle cooked potato chips to cure and soothe my partner's sore throat.
I am drinking said tea and he is eating a bowl of instant noodle soup with fish balls.
#at least we agree that tea with honey will cure most things#you just need to put whiskey in the tea#multicultural relationships#mixed relationship#multicultural dating#life with pants#singaporean boyfriend slavic American girlfriend#mitten made
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immmm makin pasta bc i wanted 2 make somethin for my dad when he gets home and i dont know how 2 fucking cook i can bake like a motherfucker but as soon as im trying to cook i am so fucking lost
#THERES NO OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS#even recipes online are like 'yeah you can put in a bit of oregano ^_^' MF HOW MUCH IS A BIT?????#whiskey yelling into the void
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what was the most unexpected/shocking thing taylor revealed on ttpd? or something you wouldn’t have expected her to be as explicit about it as she was?
As someone who didn’t listen to the leaks and avoids spoilers, I think the intensity of the MH gaslighting relationship shocked me, because until the album came out I assumed that it was just a quick rebound that gave her the ick. The album revealed just how insidious and nefarious and calculated it all was. She absolutely could have let that stay buried since I think most of the GP wasn’t aware of it and the fandom spaces mosty brushed it off as an ill-advised but understandable rebound, but it was really brave of her to detail just how it happened and her actions in it and the damage it did.
I will say that it wasn’t surprising to me as a concept because she’s been talking about it since Lover, but how forward and vulnerable she was about the family thing on TTPD took me aback only because it was so explicit and grief-stricken. Much like the MH piece, I didn’t know that I expected her to be that painfully honest about it even though it was pretty obvious in the subtext in previous albums and even though we don’t talk about it much on main for obvious reasons.
#re the 2nd paragraph I picked up what she was putting down in lover/folklore/especially midnights#but was like you do you babe#but again TTPD is the brutally honest 30something album#Pouring out my heart to a stranger but I didn't pour the whiskey
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me after buying whisky simply because it was on sale (<- cannot resist a sale) even though i know i don't like most whisky: I don't like this :(
#also its skrewball eggnog. i hate the whiskey taste also i dont like eggnog that much so like double trouble but i jsut wanted to try...#i like fireball though sorry sorry i like putting it in hot chocolate mostly also its nostalgic. Anyway#ok im drinking it as i type and its getting better actually i think partly its the thickness of the cream thats offputting.#if you were wondering#alcohol
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moodboard meme send me one of the following symbols and i’ll make a moodboard for my character.
@hawthornpenrose asked:
"💛 (I know they have one even though they've never interacted you can't tell me otherwise)" 💛 - for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship
#BET! ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE#U SEE ashton is not a man of literature....#i laughed so hard putting this whole thing tgr#hawthorn makes ash wanna have his cereal with whiskey and forget their entire interaction#ash is a very patient man but perhaps one day his patience will be tested... askjdhajksd#ch: Hawthorn#;memes#;answered#;moodboards#;aesthetics#;graphics#bnymeme#;muse
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@ Anton come kiss me rn my mouth tastes like whiskey and cinnamon
#made a fun drink. whiskey + coffee ice cream + pumpkin pie spice (no pumpkin. just the spice mix). warmed up in a mug#was kinda shit tbh but I wanted to try and make something#wayyy too much alcohol per volume. smelled and tasted like nail polish remover. stung my nose :(#only made worse by the fact that I tried to add vanilla extract :////#also used too much spice mix I think#maybe not though. I couldn't really distinguish the flavors bc they were all drowned out by the liquor :///#anyway I fucked it up but just kept adding ice cream until it was drinkable#could've been better if I'd thought about flavors ahead of time instead of just. putting shit in a cup. lol#note to self: you are not a mixologist#was gonna say ''he could make me better drinks'' but this isn't true. he probably drinks it all straight#or plays around and fucks up like I do#lol. lmao even#roz posts#♡: 🔨🎰🥃
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