#the ONLY reason it doesn’t progress any further is because charlie holds lucifer back while you put yourself in front of satan
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I imagine that Sinner S/O helps Charlie defend the Hotel but only because they wanna life stream the fight to Satan
S/O: Alright, princess, I'll help
Charlie: Oh thank you thank you thank you!
S/O: My husbands going to think I look SO hot, allll that golden blood...
Vaggie: You're married? Can't he help?
S/O: He could! And he would
Charlie: Will you ask him for help, then?
S/O: Absolutely not <3
I mean, why would you call ur huge dragon husband for help, when you could just kick ass and look hot all by yourself?
She never explicitly states who her husband is the entire time either lol. Just that “he’s a big scary looking dude, but an absolute sweetheart”. So everyone just assumes it’s some random Sinner, and the truth only comes to light because dude rocks up to the hotel after the big battle to congratulate you on kicking so much ass.
Vaggie: “I’m sorry, your fucking husband is SATAN??!”
Me: “Yeah!….Did I not mention that??”
Everyone: NO!!
#shitpost#lmfaoooo#satan brings beer and whiskey for everyone because that was some damn good wrath worth celebrating#then proceeds to get into it with Lucifer because the fallen angel made fun of him for letting his wife do the fighting#the ONLY reason it doesn’t progress any further is because charlie holds lucifer back while you put yourself in front of satan#also angel dust IMMEDIATELY looks at you and is like ‘holy shit girl your husband is hot as FUCK!’#and you just respond ‘i know~ if you try anything with him i’ll kill you~’#helluva boss#satan x reader#helluva boss satan
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