#you pet the worm!

[cotl-flower-crown]

Can I pet Leshy and be okay?

Yes :3

[barksbog]

Chicken Fillet my special baby

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

weeee fantasy au scribbles look at these Guys

[the-book-ferret]

I thank my hat for stopping my thoughts from floating up, up, and away. I thank the cloud for the puddles. With inviting collage illustrations, Jarvis brings his singular whimsy and sweetness to a musing on gratitude that spans the ages. The moon brings nighttime, and the sun the day. With no yellow and blue, we’d be a world without green lights, and without itches we’d never know the relief of a scratch. From oversized plants that offer hiding places to boots that somehow know the way, from siblings who bravely take the first plunge to yourself for being you, award-winning picture-book creator Jarvis spans the gamut from the silly to the sublime and opens the endless possibilities for giving thanks. Strikingly illustrated in bright, clear colors, this uplifting picture book is poised to make a thoughtful gift Thank you to @candlewickpress for sending me a copy of the book.

[merry-andrews]

Johnny/Kenshi but there never was a Mortal Kombat, Johnny just met him at one of his travels to Japan and now they're married, on a honeymoon. Soft morning with Kenshi kissing top of his head and caressing his body when Johnny lifts his head to ask why Kenshi keeps him around only to be answered; "darling, I wanted to have you all for myself like a cute little pet from the first time we met."

[quokkipetenjoyer]

If you were a worm what bird would you least like to be eaten by

ostriches, have you seen those bitches move? they’re so unreasonably fast. why are they like that. that’s terrifying. there’s a reason my least favorite quokki pet is owstretch

[beawolfe]

tma fans please advise

[aspiringmate]

Ffuck, they got me higher than I expected and then called me their rape puppy (rapeslut, maybe??)

I'm about to get fucking ruined

[gaysforbyler]

Would you be mad if I seeked attention? I seek attention I’m an attention seeker

[fbwzoo]

I sat next to Ed's viv with the door open for a bit yesterday, with a few mealworms to encourage him to approach. He started to a couple times, then would retreat, so I moved the plate in over his salad plate for him to grab the worms instead.

Afterwards he climbed back onto the cork ramp, head bobbed at me, then a bit higher and bobbed again. 😂😂 Head bobs are basically a "fuck off" "don't mess with me" gesture from beardies. Apparently he's not going to be that easy to win over!

[museofthepyre]

your art really fits your appearance... are you the real life sydney sargent? i'd be freaking out if you were sydney sargent ahh

Well, yes.

I could explain my multi-year spanning selfhood/ ID situation in depth… buuuut we would be here for hours. Short answer for all intents and purposes is: yes.

[applespider]

I love watching through Fuga and being like “They don’t know he’s gay” “they don’t know they’re raising a son together in the future” “they don’t know he might have a long lost twin”

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wormie wormie wormie wormi-

[the-book-ferret]

I See You, Sad Bear

[scoliosisgoblin]

doodles of the gay idiots feat Mona and my girlfriend's oc, Lilly :) (who is also a gay idiot)

[gorillaxyz]

i have so many self ship thoughts i dont share because im shy over how many followers i have now... but well... i dont care. i think itd be beautiful if somehow i could enchant teru in such a way that hed be obsessed with me. but its also beautiful to think abt how much i would annoy him. hed definitely think of me as a bad person who deserves to die...