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spellbook-gayboy · 2 years ago

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"Lost it? Lost it?!" Rex all but yelled, staring at his brother in sheer incredulity. "Ian, you ate someone!"

Ian scoffed. "Okay. That's a bit of an exaggeration, Rex."

"No, it's fucking not! You literally just tore someone to shreds and ate them!"

Kate spoke up next. "Seriously though, what the fuck was that, Ian?! That was terrifying!"

Ian looked around himself. He was actually drenched in blood that he didn't recognise, blood that didn't smell... human. "Wait, was this a Viltrumite?"

"Wha... uh, yeah! More specifically, an evil version of my boyfriend!" Rex spluttered, trying to avoid looking at the scene in front of him. "Oh god! Did you have to do that, Ian? I'm traumatized enough already!"

Paul just stood there, unmoving as he watched the aftermath of his boyfriend's brief lapse in humanity.

"And now look! You've traumatized my brother, too! He's still shocked from having to see that!" Kate exclaimed, shaking him by the shoulders.

Paul's cheeks tinted pink.

"See, this is what- oh my god. You- Paul, you-?" Kate asked incredulously, shocked by his blushing. "You're into that?!"

Paul coughed. "Um... no?"

"Jesus Christ, you know what? I'm going home. You two deserve each other!" The other Cha twin relented, turning away and beginning to walk away from the scene. "Had to be twins with a monsterfucker, didn't I?"

"I'm done. I'm gonna need to wash my eyes with bleach after that shit!" Rex declared, following her out.

"Ok... I need a shower." Ian thought out loud, looking himself over.

"Yeah." Paul agreed. "You wanna get something to eat afterwards?"

"Nah. I'm already full."

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turtleblogatlast · 6 months ago

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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt leo #rise leo #listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha #a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him #not even just the overall theme the words just work great #first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT #-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention #‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself #-posing and joking for the crowd and himself #‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general #‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros #‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged #+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him #‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole #-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general #+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright #also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that #okay that one is just a joke but he would #(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music #and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested #may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet #it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short

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kagoutiss · 4 months ago

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green beetle black beetle

#star wars #the original trilogy #boba fett #darth vader #hi. sorry for star war jumpscare. genuinely #i feel like ive kinda been on an art hiatus lately due to health stuff #i got diagnosed with a parathyroid disease recently (wahoo) so now i know why i have been feeling so bad! need more tests though #anyway. in the mean time most of the entertainment my brain can handle has been like. youtube clip compilations of shows and movies #not even the actual shows or movies. literally just sections of them on youtube #i wish i was joking #the only reason i know what happens in succession is because i have watched it in disjointed order in youtube compilations. not joking #anyway so ive learned a lot more about star wars than i ever. thought i would #mostly just the original trilogy and prequels. some of the old comics & books are interesting too #(sick to my stomach) i like darth vader he has like the same personality as ganondorf except he had no good reason for doing anything #when vader/anakin does literally anything weird or unacceptable it like. makes me laugh so hard its like jerma when he sees a car accident #boba fett’s costume design has been rotating in my head a lot too it’s very good #he’s very colorful and like. matte/unpolished compared to vader and it makes them a cool duo visually #those 2 are my favorites. vader why is the space cowboy the only person aside from sidious or tarkin who is allowed to get mad at you #sidious is my 3rd favorite. he sucks so bad as like a person that you just. you have no expectations of him except just being evil #so its just really funny like everything he does is horrible and he’s so happy all the time like good for him #i’m making it sound like ive never seen star wars before. i have i just never really cared about it until i got an endocrine disorder lmao #but yeah idk art may continue to be slow while im figuring out treatment stuff #if anyone reading this also has or has had hyperparathyroidism im wishing the strength & radiance of 1000 beautiful horses upon you

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call-me-pup2 · 3 months ago

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On the train zooming! Might as well have wore a scuba suit with the weather though, going to go charity shop hunting for a cute waterproof trench coat so with me luck!

#Soo technically I didn't wake up till 9pm yesterday so the lack of sleep isn't a huge issue buttt I may have drank a bottle of wine #😶#technically with me sleep being flipped it isn't bad right?#tispy pup on an adventure!#imma be so sociable in the shops which is so off for me 😅😂#my dad would be proud #(my dad's an alcoholic)#is a joke #you can laugh #dark humour ahahaha #sort of grump i hid back in myself when i wasnt single #now i feel like i can post silly stuff again #what the heck brain #he did indicate he was a lil controlling (a reason i yeeted out of there) but he didnt outright say i couldn't post stuff #pup brain in a scramble egg #may haps have a lil drinky drinky with me in a bottle #im a big kid #im safe #a lil reckless behaviour is fine right?#i say out of all the things i could be doing to cope this is pretty tame right #ooo pups really going off showing that mental health side huh?#ahahah #im so normal and definitely not the problem #also yes he was the abysmal dicking but no that isnt way i yeeted myself out of there #well the lack of noticing i wasnt enjoying it/begging me to give consent again sort of was but shhhhhh #if you read all this i understand if you decide to unfollow 😂#also why do i feel more me in genral again #like i love being called they/them but he only ever called me she even after i talked about why i like they #sort of shitty he did but why did i just accept it and forget how comfy they them makes me #she is fine too but i pup not just a she

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illdothehotvoice · 10 months ago

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Look at my figure shelf boy I'm still sick

#this isn't all of em but besides my sonic that's all my big figures methinks #i have a lot of smaller figures like not pictured are my papyrus figure and nendoroid but still #look at my Mikus qwq #my mom laughed at me when i told her i got another miku lmfao #i really love my mikus fjfbfbef the wxs one is bigger than i thought it would be she's so detailed and pretty qwq #OH LOL AND YEAH YOU KNOW I'VE HAD THE ODYSSEY AMIIBOS SET UP AS BOWSARIO SINCE DAY ONE #it started as a joke but it is so serious to me #my mikus are alsl special to me because every one of them besides the wxs one os a gift qwq #i almost didn't get wxs miku cause i was holding out for the N25 one and i may still get her one day but i'm glad i got this one qwq #she fits my aesthetics better and she's so cute ^^ also i just adore this design #my roommate had a very dark aesthetic and has the n25 nendoroid and it's so funny cause now we both have figures of each other's #favorite mikus from prosekai and yet the one we have fits the aesthetic of our collections way better

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theresa-of-liechtenstein · 2 months ago

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the amount of time my supervisor and i spend in one-on-ones just straight up laughing together needs to be studied i think

#we were talking about the topic of mentors today in context of this phd guide we’re reading together #and the authors recommend formally asking potential mentors to be. mentors #which we both thought was kind of funny #and of course mentors are my Favorite Topic Ever apparently so i was discussing how lucky i am that i have several mentors #and i joked ‘if i may be so presumptuous as to count you among them’ and she was like ‘uh uh you have to ask me formally first’ and laughed #and i was like ‘shall i send you a letter’ and she came back with ‘yes you need to write me a letter and i’ll let you know of my decision’#we COMMITTED to that bit 😭#also i kind of talked about how ate dean and tita conductor are mentors from undergrad and even now and my supervisor was super positive #like in terms of research fit her group is like. maybe an 8.0/10. but personality wise? fuckin 11/10 man #i can make up the rest if i just work hard #iskul bukol book 2

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goblin-enjoyer · 3 months ago

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I swear why are half the things i like/fandoms im in made of mostly younger people while the other half are mostly older people? what are the zoggin odds with that?

How it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 30-40 somethings.

VS how it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 14-17 somethings.

like am do i just have extremely odd luck with things i like or is this just what being 20 is like?

#I go browse homestuck twitter and find out an artist I like is turning 16. I go to warhammer twitter and see a meme poster I enjoy is almost #three times my age.#like how do you get a person to somehow feel too old to be in a one fandom yet too young to be in the another?#i know this sounds stupid but it happens every time i like something #world of warcraft has people who have been playing this game for as long as i have been alive #despite aging with the game minecraft is primarily youngsters #team fortress 2 is somehow both too young and too old a fanbase #i've long since reconciled with the fact pretty much everything i like is over a decade old but why cant i just like something with a ->#similar age base? like it would be nice to interact with people that like similar things i like on a consistent basis.#I don't want to buzz around my 2 friends ears trying to not talk too much about my interests. Don't get me wrong I love those two gits but-#its not like i can complain about those childish gits who kept blocking the good fishing nodes in world of warcraft #I cant share my homestuck art and make references to characters that they don't know #I like making references! references make up roughly 1/3rd my jokes! Heck they make up my zogging dialogue too!#HECK I SAY ZOG AND GIT BECAUSE I AM A BLOODY STUPID MIMIC! I'M NOT EVEN BRITISH I LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS!#YET EVERY TIME I GET A NEW “main interest” OR WHATEVER I END UP TAKING IN ZOGGIN SPEECH PATTERNS FROM THE DANG THINGS!#I ONCE MUTTERED “merde” WHEN THINGS WENT WRONG FOR LIKE OVER A YEAR BECAUSE SPY SAID IT AND ONLY STOPPED WHEN MY BILINGUAL AND FRENCH TAKIN #FATHER AND BROTHER RESPECTIVELY TOLD ME IT MEANT SHIT #I SAY “SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE” AND “SUCKS ON ICE” BECAUSE OF A MAIN INTEREST!#MY POSTURE GOT BETTER SOLELY BECAUSE I DID NOTHING BUT LEVEL A ZANDALARI HUNTER UNTIL LEVEL 120.#WHEN LAUGHING A MODERATE AMOUNT I DO THE /LOL ORC EMOTE. WHEN CHUCKLING I PUT MY HAND ON MY MOUTH LIKE SHIVER FROM SPLATOON BLOODY 3!!!#I HAVE BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY MIMICKING THINGS I LIKE FOR YEARS! I BOB MY HEAD AND WALK DIGITIGRADE BECAUSE I HEARD BIRDS/DINOSAURS DO IT TO-#BALANCE WHEN WALKING. AND THE ONLY REASON I SUCKED AT RUNNING WAS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WATCHED A SCENE OF ICE AGE WHERE SID WAS WAL #ING AND MIMICKED HOW HE WALKED FOOT -> FOOT INSTEAD OF HEEL -> TOE HEEL -> TOE #AND NOW I GUESS I'M JUST WAITING FOR WHAT ILL GET FROM HOMESTUCK HUH #ugh if you can't tell this is a midnight brainrot post. i may be awake and on my computer but this still has the energy of that kind of pos #saturday warhammer and the following wendys browsing for ya folks.#midnight brainrot #Man i needed to get those off my chest #not like anyone reads these midnight brainrot posts anyways #oh yeah gotta tag art and paint.net so i can easily find these drawings later if i need them

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iftitah · 1 year ago

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#my besties here at college #when i came in we used to talk about stuff and she'd get surprised and ask me how i notice such small things #and have detailed description of everything #and always made jokes on me being deep analyzer and taking things too seriously #it was fun mostly but one time she made it in front of bcg that was when i began to have crush on him #i got so defensive i actually said not my fault you view life so blantly and superficially #how can you not see the beauty that comes in patterns that must feel awful being that oblivious almost disrespectful to nature #and i said it ofc in the funny manner and that may sound really rude but she took it in a positive way #so she began taking interest in everything and started to try to discuss and know my opinions about everything #and i loved that there was someone listening so fascinately like a kid #simultaneously she uses a lot of shuddh hindi vocab not even adults speak like that #and it was just weird to me to listen them in normal conversations #but since ive been good at hindi literature and have a good vocab i tried it too #used to feel so awkward at first almost like the words took too much effort to come out of mouth #because obviously i grew to learn the internet slangs and their medium is english so my mode of expression in hindi was #but now she surprises me with talking about things and noticing what escapes my attention #and i have to mock her say its not that deep #and i while speaking use too many shudh hindi words and then when she can't find a word i think before and give synonyms as well #and we both laugh #ive said this before ig

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bigironjuliette · 8 months ago

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Realizing there are things Wrong With Me

#processing just how long I've lived with intense Emotional Blunting #If my math is right... at least 15 years #it's genuinely extremely difficult to tell what emotion I am feeling at any given time #and it's all so muted #i always felt like people were exaggerating in reaction to things #but it may just be that I'm... not reacting a normal amount #my wife is very funny. and I enjoy their jokes. but I don't laugh unless they're extremely funny #my grandfather died a couple months ago and I just. sat there with that #i couldn't cry over him #even though I loved him a lot #we shared a birthday. that was important to me #now my birthday is in a couple weeks and I'm going to think about how he isn't getting older with me #and I probably won't cry then either #that's enough venting for today #if you read all this: thank you #i got a lot on my plate #yapping

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ugartecoco · 8 months ago

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i never knew a dortmund without marco 😭😭

#edin i am in your walls #he was supposed to retire here it was written in the stars #whos going to lead these idiots now #nasty way to treat a loyal player what values are you teaching the kids #bvb board kys im not joking #when i got into this club it was because of the fans and their relationship with the players new and old #you may laugh at the echte liebe nonsense but i was sold #now i dont recognise it anymore

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systemofshadow · 10 months ago

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any other systems / collectives / etc have alters / facets / headmates / etc who come out literally Just to do a bit. like the commitment to the bit is what they're here for