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Lucifer is one of those guys who is really happy to love someone & to be loved in return. He would treat you right, that’s for sure. 💕👹
Lucifer Morningstar Headcannons
warnings: nsfw, fluff
words: 584
a/n: this feels a bit rushed because I tried to make it earlier, but tumblr loves to delete my progress on things so- blep. Also, whoever is sending these in, I LOVE YOU, these are fun, hehe <3
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Due to his questionable past, Lucifer has always been a bit skeptical of love
Unfortunately, he is used to the good things in his life, the things he so happens to love the most, up and abandoning him
But then, Lucifer being Lucifer, he’s all too forgiving
He is quite the incentive driven creature
If he goes into a relationship where he knows he will be granted the gift of receiving the same pleasures that he himself provides for his partner, he just might have to poke at you a bit to ensure that you are indeed a real being, and not some walking figment of his imagination
His motivations are similar to those of a puppy
Besides being a good boy as unintentionally as he does, he is lured in by the sense of some sort of reward
Bonus points if that reward involves some sort of physical contact, no matter the level of intimacy
This man is touch starved; put your hands on him in one way or another, please
Honestly, just jump on his back and hug him; he loves little displays of affection like that the most (even if you almost give him a heart attack the first few times)
You openly offering him the affection he so dearly craves from another person, it’s a for sure way to get him to stick around
In fact, you may never be able to get rid of him
Lucifer, despite being in Hell, may just be the most loyal soul down in that shithole
Once the two of you have an officially established relationship, just the thought of being with anyone else other than you makes him cringe
He makes sure to mark his calendars for any sort of important date; anniversaries, date nights, dinners, etc
Yes, he has multiple calendars; he forgets things easy, but that just shows his devotion towards you is as true as he claims it is
Randomly will turn up at your domicile with a bouquet of flowers every now and again
Doesn’t have to be a special occasion or anything; just wants to show his love and appreciation for you
Finding someone that reciprocates his lovable energy and spirit is not easy, but you managed to snare his heart from the get-go
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Speaking of reciprocating love for another, Lucifer is a natural at pleasuring his partner
He refuses to leave the bedroom unless you convince him that you are truly satisfied with his efforts
Won’t let you pleasure him and then not give you anything back
It's just not in his nature to leave his lover awaiting his touch; he can’t go a day without yours, so why should you have to?
His tongue is as talented as they come; he can eat you out like there's no tomorrow to do so
King of praise
Loves to praise you and make you feel good with his actions, as well as his words
Always asks if you’re enjoying whatever he’s doing to you; if he gets even a hint that you’re uncomfortable, he’ll freeze like a deer in headlights
Probably cries during sex sometimes, claiming that he doesn’t deserve you; then proceeds to go on a fifteen minute rant about how lucky he is to have found a kind soul such as yourself to make him happy again
Every time you two make love it’s as if its your last
You’ve done so much for him; the least he can do is make you feel good
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Some little incorrect quotes from the Merlin academy gang.
Because I have a bit of alone time right now UwU
(+Glassheart/CharmingHeart and other ships)
Squad reactions to being called straight:
Red : The fuck, no I'm not.
Hook: Excuse the hell out of you?
Morgie: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Bridget: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Chloe: Rude.
Ella: *punches the person*
(I honestly want Ella or Chloe to punch someone)
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Chloe: What are you up to today?
Red: Nothing.
Chloe: But you did that yesterday!
Red: I wasn’t finished.
(I feel that. Yuh)
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Cinderella: Did you take out Red as I requested?
Chloe: Red has been taken out, yes.
Cinderella: You have my grat-
Chloe: It was a great restaurant.
Chloe: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Chloe: Red proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
(AU were Cinderella and Queen of Hearts are enemies or something and Ella wanted to kill the daughter of the Queen of Hearts for some reason idk lol)
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Hades: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio
(I don't know much about Ohio. But apparently it's hell?)
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Ella: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Charming: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Ella: But you’re always acting stupid?
Charming: ...
Charming: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
(aha 👀 okaaayy)
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Morgie: How do I tell Hook that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined the crème brûlée?
(damn, Morgie. hell yeah! I'm hoping for you)
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Morgie: I want a bf.
Bridget: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.
(All of them really. But mostly a boyfriend/Hook)
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Bridget: Watcha doin?
Morgie: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Bridget: Scandalous.
Bridget: Can I help?
(The cat wasn't treated well. And Best friend? Check ✅)
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Bridget: Awww, why don't you like cats, Ella? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Ella: I don't know Bridget, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Bridget:
Ella: I'm ALLERGIC.
(Bridget felt really bad for Ella that she can't cuddle with cats. She made it her mission to find some kind of potion/recipe that could make Ella not allergic so she can pat cats safely)
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Morgie: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.
Hook:
Hook: Morgie, are you alright?
Morgie: *sobs*
(Boyfriend? Check ✅? Also he would definitely make that joke.)
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Hades: How high are you?
Bridget: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.
Morgie: No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.
Bridget: Oh, antidepressants, why?
(oop. I can see that tho 🫠)
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Bridget: Today at 7 am, Ella poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Hook: I watched Ella brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Hades: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
(Says a god. He's literally a god. What the hell.)
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Kind in a rush.
Also not much glassheart
Hope you liked it
Byeee
#chloe charming#redcharming#rise of red#glassheart#charminghearts#red of wonderland#princess red#descendants 4#rise of red incorrect quotes#red of hearts#bridget x ella#ella charming#charming#other tags later#prince charming#james hook#morgie le fay#hades descendants#malificent#descendants rise of red#uliana descendants
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When "Apology Tour" came out, I (along with a lot of other people I'm sure) went to rewatch the short "Holidaze" given that Jangle made a cameo in the episode. (It was jarring having him get run over by Blitz though and you just hope he'll be okay/that's not really Jangle O_O).
What was interesting though is I saw a comment on there that made me nod my head and go, "You know what...I think they have a point," and that was they thought Jingle and Jangle were a rough draft of Fizz and Ozzie. ^_^<3<3<3
Height difference: Check.
One character with striped horns/antlers: Check.
The other character has glowing eyes and mouth, resembling a jack-o'-lantern: Check.
Bonus one of Jangle actually being blue and whose outfit resembles/has similar colors to Ozzie's disguise form in "Ozzie's." ;)
Appreciation and support of the others' interests without forcing them to change: Check.
*I know Ozzie's glad that Fizz was quitting Mammon there, but Ozzie was also willing to go with Fizz to the contest rehearsal in "Oops" in order for him to be safe, so even if he didn't like Fizz doing the pageant, Ozzie still didn't force Fizz to stay home and understands how important his job/performing is to him. <3
Blep of happiness along with heart motifs present: Check.
Sweet gestures of love for each other: Check.
Affection is freely given: Check.
*I just can't get enough of those forehead touches and nuzzles! ^_^<3<3<3
Even if Jingle and Jangle weren't the original rough draft for Fizz and Ozzie's relationship though, both couples are still so sweet and they make me happy! ^_^<3<3<3
#holidaze#fizzarolli#fizzarolli helluva boss#helluva fizzarolli#helluva boss fizzarolli#asmodeus#asmodeus helluva boss#helluva asmodeus#helluva boss asmodeus#fizzarozzie#fizzmodeus#ozzarolli#fizzozzie#jingle and jangle#helluva boss#vivziepop#<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3#screenshots#analysis#parallels#ozzie#ozzie helluva boss#helluva boss ozzie#helluva ozzie#aww#they're so cute!#^_^#holidaze jingle#holidaze jangle
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Daminette December 2023: 12-Betrayal (SUB)
CONTINUATION OF 10-DEFEATED...
The fashion department of Wayne Enterprise found the whole situation between Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Damian Wayne funny. Damian avoided their area, as demanded by the other Waynes and Marinette. They took to calling them Wayne Enterprise's own Romeo and Juliet, seperated by his family. Everyone knew they were dating.
Marinette had agreed to date him and Damian had been happy to try to work out his emotions. She had asked to keep their dates casual for a bit: coffee, movies, cafés. She didn't want anything big for at least six months, if they made it that far.
Damian refused to admit it, but he was excited. It had now been a year since he met her. She had changed his view of thinking and challenged him.
"Marinette, will you have dinner with me?" Damian questioned, as he handed her a coffee.
"Yeah." Marinette answered, "When?"
"I do not mean our usual dinner." he replied with a smirk, "It has been six months, as you requested. I would like to invite you out and make a reservation."
Mari looked at him, surprised.
'Has it actually been that long already? He has been nice and he hasn't gone back to how he was when we first met.'
"Yes." she smiled, "I'd love to."
Damian felt his lungs betray him, as he stood in Marinette's place. He hadn't expected Marinette to come out in a cocktail dress, her hair down in waves, or in heels. Damian thought back to those months long ago, when he confessed.
Damian felt his family walk away from them and give them privacy. Marinette had leaned close to him when they had left.
"If you think my business suits are innapropriate, Mr. Wayne, then we're gonna have a problem when we go out on an actual date." Marinette declared.
Damian had felt his ears warm up.
He didn't think she had been telling the truth. Her cocktail dress was above her knees and the dress was off the shoulder, revealing her collarbones.
"Ready to go, Damian?" Marinette asked.
"Yes." He answered, his heart betraying him further.
He had made sure to make a reservation ahead of asking her, just in case.
"I enjoyed our time at the resturant." Damian spoke, walking Marinette back to the door of her apartment.
Mari smiled, "It wasn't bad and the food wasn't horrible. It was nice to have French cuisine again. Maybe it's something we could do every other month?"
"I would find that enjoyable." the Wayne heir answered, "You were also correct. You surprised me with your apparel, yet again."
"Oh?" Marinette inquired, leaning in.
Marinette bent her knee backwards and lifted her leg, gaining his attention. Mari reached down and pulled wha appeared to be her skin. She could tell Damian was confused as to why her skin was elastic.
"Skin tone leg warmers." Marinette smiled, "Insulated, too."
Damian turned to her, about to ask a question, when she kissed him.
"Good night, Damian." Mari spoke before going inside and closing the door.
Damian stood outside the closed door. It took him a moment to realize she had really gone inside. He chuckled to himself.
'She still continues to surprise me. Mother would definitely like her.'
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Avatar | ATWOW : FIC RECOMMENDATIONS
This is for anyone else who is searching for certain avatar (wotw) fics; I’ve got you.
IMPORTANT NOTE: majority of these fics are nsfw so MINORS DNI. To Authors - You guys know exactly how to fulfil these dirty readers needs (I may or may not be part of them 👀) haha kidding *im not*
Remember to Support these authors and show some some love!! 🤍
**will keep updating this **
Main Library : ext blog (in progress)
First: QUARITCH FANFICS | Category: A-Z
• A •
A green dress @lolita-lollipop
• B •
Baby I'm yours @cautionworks
Being his ex lover @nervousd
Beautiful boy @sunkissedlucida
Betraying hearts : prologue @siberiascaravan
Bleeding hearts @lina-lovebug
• C •
Changes in the forest @hihhasotherfixations
Cold nights @chaili-1512
Colonels orders @whxre-bxby
col. quaritch + captive na'vi!reader hcs~ @/cuethediscoandthedrinks
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• E •
Experiment 56 @byunpum
Eywa has decided @nieshiren
Eywas gift from hell @szagaloree
Eywas will @eywarian
F
G
• H •
His wife @/ szagaloree
Holiday celebration with Quaritch @/siberiascaravan
• I •
I’ll take care of it @/whxre-bxby
Imagines with Quaritch @ciaoteamo
I see you @/dejavu
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• K •
Kinky things with the Recoms @tarrynightss
• L •
Lovers death @/tarrydnightss
Lucky interruption @blind0demon
• M •
Make the bond @ecriter
Mine @kittwen
Monster @abs-2020
My baby @salemssacrilege
My Command @/nieshiren
• N •
Need some help with that? @artificialstrawberry
NSFW Alphabet with my Quaritch @angelltheninth
• O •
Oral fixation @mj2606k
Orphic series @kxnxrki
outsider @mantiddysimp007
• P •
Peachy keen @sunnybeewriting
Period one shots @/whxre-bxby
phone sex w/ lyle @/tarrynights
poisonous flower @/chaili-1512
• Q •
Quaritch x reader (Fem recom) @sarasarami10
R
Redemption @/ciaoteamo
• S •
Semper Fi @robertoarts
Sinner and saint @justasimps-blog
• T •
That's some plant. 2~ Na'vi Miles Quaritch x Fem/Reader @fanfiction-blep
The lie of providence @plzfeedmebread
The new way @0ladyred0
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We’ll teach you some manners @/whxre-bxby
Wedded bliss @horrorchicxoxo
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• Y •
𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 @bittertrade
You are mine @/lina-lovebug
You don’t deserve mercy @mist-see
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Special section:
@cuethediscoandthedrinks im just going to give you your own section here - Ya'll check their masterlist here you can find many of their Quaritch Master pieces!
# ~ 123 ~ untitled REQ:
Miles Quaritch x chubby f!Human reader!] @/0ladyred0
Na’vi!Quaritch with a Human!Gender Neutral!Reader Relationship Headcanons! @xandy-toady17
recom quaritch x f na’vi reader @mr-mandalorian
Na’vi!Quaritch SFW Alphabet @/ horrorchicxoxo
Na’vi!/Avatar!Quaritch x fem!human!reader NSFW ABC’s @/mantiddysimp007
Recon!Quaritch x human!reader @/mantiddysimp007
Recom!Quaritch x Scientist!Reader @shadowshart
Recom! Quaritch x Human! Reader @festering-obsession
Recom Quaritch x reader-insert drabble @callmeburgor
Quaritch smut @cumslut4avatar
Miles, Mansk, Lyle - meeting and pregnancy headcanons @/whxre-bxby
Lately I’ve been reading a lot of Quaritch fics and rereading them over and over again which is unhealthy for my brain. He be making me feel things … which are very unholy😭⚠️
BTW I think I’ve linked some incorrectly; but imma edit it again later on cause it’s like 1 in the morning 🙃
#avatar the way of water#aoteyam’s library#fic rec#reblog#avatar fanfiction#avatar recommendations#fanfiction reccomendations#quaritch imagine#colonel quaritch#quaritch x reader#atwow quaritch#na'vi quaritch#quaritch fanfic#avatar 2
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more-or-less finished my sonic ocs, carrion the cat and squabble the pigeon! they’re part of a trio of freelance postmen/hitmen
+ alt reference, doodles, and more under the cut
jacketless when off-duty + their bases. their colourations are based on karpati cats and lahore pigeons, respectively, though ability-wise squabble is actually a homing pigeon. side note; do you know how many pigeon breeds there are? there are a truly insane amount and some of them are so fucking wild to look at. highly recommend looking up fancy pigeons
concept sketches + two carrion sillies. i had a pretty solid idea of what i wanted for carrion, but the only thing i knew about squabble was her name and species for the squab pun, until i doodled a design and was instantly captivated. i just had to stick with the newsie-amelia aerheart cosplay-ema skye-razputin thing she had going on
i think the squabble in the very upper lefthand corner is the cutest thing i’ve ever drawn in my life
various things about them i should mention:
i’ve yet to design these, but they all have mailbags as part of their uniform, and squabble has a pair of heavily modified skate type extreme gear that have wing accessories like the ones on her head as a reference to hermes, messenger of the gods. also they have a plane. a mail plane? still working on that
not set in stone yet but carrion is abt 16-17 and squabble is 11-13
carrion is a trained assassin, born into it, skilled in close quarters combat, they’re proficient in all kinds of weapons including firearms, they also really like knives and keep a collection of all sorts. she’s probably a cat. they don’t speak all that much. incredibly skilled at many things, especially combat related. skilled tactician but doesn’t care to tell anyone anything anytime so they suck as a leader. just generally doesn’t care to say anything. carefree and more-or-less easygoing; they’re just kinda vibing 90% of the time. perma-blep. poker-faced, will do everything with the same blep expression. very protective of the ones he loves, cares about squabble more than everything else in the world, would and has killed for her. will play along with any bit. ultimately: he stays silly
squabble is an untrained pilot, scout, and mechanic, as well as an enthusiast of mail delivery and explosives. she really really likes explosives. has killed before and will kill again, carrion and rig aren’t completely sure she knows that they’re assassins—she does, she just has such a completely out of whack sense of morality and common sense that it’s hard to tell. she has an infectious joy for life that creeps into everyone around her. she’s the beating heart of the trio, and the one who came up with the idea of the matching jackets. is a homing pigeon, has magnetoreception, and therefore makes an excellent navigator and scout. she always knows the way back home, and her home is with the other two. has a completely out of whack sense of danger, is something of a thrill-seeker, but real serious danger she is very acute to. is a mechanic, but not quite an engineer; she repairs, maintains, and makes heavily illegal modifications to machinery, but she doesn’t build her own completely original designs and tends to stay away from electronics. comes off as a little klutzy bust she’s rather proficient in various things.
the third of their trio who is now designed and named rig is a sniper. she’s a fair amount older than the other two, somewhere around 22-24 i’m thinking? the delivery service was just euphemistic for their assassination services before the other two walked into her life. doesn’t pay taxes
chaotix-like in many ways
they’re a weird non-traditional colleague-family. they’re family-ish :] they love and care about each other, despite it all :] THEYRE FAMBLY!!!!!
they fully do kill people, but also a good portion of their hit missions tend to be for robots or to cause non-lethal commotions instead of straight up assassinations
they have a reputation for this and often take on odd jobs that very loosely fit their job descriptions
they get super suspicious job requests like ‘please “retrieve” “my” ““parcel”” from this heavily secured gun base and deliver it to this super secret off-grid address xoxo~’ and fully deliver on them
thank you for reading about my sillies! i’m bad at talking about ocs cause i never can tell what’s interesting or what i’ve shared, but i like thinking about them a lot :]
#i’m still hashing out a lot of details. many things i’ve yet to design or think about sufficiently#but i like talking about them#thank you very much for the feedback yesterday! it really helped!#my art#doodles#oc posting#ocs#squabble the pigeon#carrion the cat#sonic ocs#sonic oc#sth#tiny sonic cameo in there too lmao#i feel like the whole assassin thing is barely necessary but also i really like assassins#and what’s the point of sonic ocs if not to indulge in the things you like wholeheartedly?#deadeye delivery
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yo.
I got an announcement to make.
I’m taking a break. Blep.
And no, it doesn’t mean I’m leaving forever haha, but I’m definitely taking a stop from fandom. It’s for a lot of reasons, the kind of small ones that accumulate to something big, until you just go “You know what? We should stop. Let’s just go.”
First is IRL stuff, responsibilities. Things are changing and I need to take some time to focus on it. Second is skill. While I know I’m not bad, I wish I was… better? A common sentiment for artists ofc, but I want to brush up on my fundamentals and really tighten up my skills. My hope’s that when I come back, I can make more things that are interesting and meaningful. That my work can be things that you and I are both interested in.
Second is my experience in fandom for the last few months. I’ve been doing this for a while, 6-7 years-ish. And it’s sort of lost the magic for me? Sometimes it feels as if what I made had no real impact at all: That all my work’s good for is a quick scroll through and that’s it. It’s how social media works, esp fandom’s, but it’s also kind of painful, you know? And I grew quite lonely because of it, and seeing other people cheer on one another so vividly, publicly or privately or otherwise, felt very saddening. I don’t think I’ve ever felt jealousy like that until now.
So I kinda need to leave pfft. Such thoughts aren’t good for me, and I never want to think bad of fellow fans. But before I truly did, I got to know some people. They were kind and willing to play with me, and so my heart did not hurt so much anymore. And all you people who do come around here too! Whether its from @kathairoscloset or here, you remind me that it’s not as bad as it seems, that you are interested in seeing what I’ll do. It’s important, and I wish I could hear some of your voices even more. But I appreciate it, I really do! Thank you.
I hope that when I come back, I can be a better person and artist than what I was yesterday. I want to, I really do. And I hope you all stay good people too! Here’s to a better year, I wish you all the best.
#a friend said it’s as if I’m leaving after my own ceremonial duel lmao#sure、whatever fits XD#but this was quite personal#and I wasn’t so sure as to how much I truly felt safe to say#but i hope you can understand#thank you!#kathairo talks
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Streamer!Honey Headcanons Pt.4
First Part Next Part
It’s been over a month I’m so sorry 😭😭😭 it’s here now, and there are some things that didn’t make it into this post, but that just means more parts!
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Guy started showing up on stream more often than he did in chat. Though, to protect his privacy, he wears sunglasses and a face mask.
Every time he seems to have a different set.
A face mask with a smiley face, or maybe it's rainbow colored, or (his favorite) a pizza pattern. Sometimes he wears one that is plain black with a small heart in the middle (honey likes to kiss the heart but not on stream ofc).
As for the glasses, I made this post talking about those ;w;
Every time he buys a new pair Honey has to go in and change out the lenses for darker ones so no one can see his eyes. They are very particular with Guy staying anonymous, they care about his safety more than they care about anything.
And unless he's willing to carry pepper spray and a pocket knife with him while he works, he is not allowed to show his face.
He loves how protective honey is, he thinks it's the cutest damn thing.
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The first time he showed himself, he and Honey had planned it beforehand. In the middle of their stream, he knocked on the door.
Honey made a big show of faking a dramatic gasp, and saying "whoever could that be??"
They open the door, and Guy steps in like 💃💃
"Oh my god, is that the Guy??"
Guy T-poses, "it is I, The Guy."
Chat lost their shit.
MY BOY ITS HE
GUY REVEAL [NOT CLICKBAIT] *EMOTIONAL*
Oh my 😳😳
HOT DAMN
loOK AT [HONEY'S] SMILE IM FUCKING SWOONING
beautiful beutiful butiful BETTYFUL BOOOOOYYYYYY
WHY HE DANCING LIKE THAT
DAMN HE GOT CAKE
Guy had quite the ego boost after that…
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Sometimes while sitting next to them on camera he'll slowly start to lower his face mask just so Honey will hold his face "to keep the mask on".
♡♡♡♡♡♡
Honey looks to their right to see Guy eyeing them while slowly lowering the face mask. They roll their eyes and huff, practically throwing their controller onto the desk in front of them. They take Guy's face in their hands, squishing his cheeks, and give him a hard glare.
It goes on for a few seconds, Honey's intense gaze boring through him. They lean a bit closer and their forehead presses against his, never breaking eye contact.
"Stop doing that shit," they say in a low voice that makes Guy's knees feel weak. "Please," they add quietly, and all he can do is nod.
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The fanart increased, and this time it wasn't weird because people had more of an idea as to what Guy looked like.
Guy still thinks it's adorable, and he has taken to finding ways to share this incredible art with the world in many ways.
He likes to print out the pictures and hang them on the fridge.
He calls the people in chat his children.
Or, at least, he did until they started calling him daddy…
Now they're just his chaos squad.
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Guy made a second Instagram account to post on without showing his face (as if he ever even posts on his personal acc)
His stories are… interesting
First there's a picture of a grasshopper he found outside with the caption "look at this dood", then you see a really blurry photo with the caption "ASGFKDGFGSJ HALP ITS EVIL".
He posts little videos of Honey 🥺
They're chilling on the couch, their legs draped over Guy's, and he turns the camera towards them with a cat face filter.
Honey makes eye contact with the camera and sticks their tongue out a little bit anD THAT LIL BLEP WITH THE DOODLE CAT EARS AND WHISKERS WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE GUY FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM ALL OVER AGAIN
Before the video cuts off you can hear him make a little gasp and the caption is "I love them"
Fans think this confirms their relationship until they see Honey's story has a video of Guy in the kitchen humming the macarena—and half ass dancing to it—while making pizza rolls with the caption "if there was a zombie apocalypse, he would die first", and it makes them think maybe not…
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Ever since Guy's debut, he joins chat less often (much to their disappointment), but what Honey doesn't know is that this was all part of an elaborate plan cooked up by none other than their menace of a boyfriend.
He wanted to spoop them. That's a harmless little prank, right?
WRONG
Honey has the most VIOLENT reactions when they get scared, you DO NOT want to be on the receiving end.
But nooooo, Guy just wants to be a little shit.
♡♡♡♡♡♡
Honey was playing The Mortuary Assistant. It's one of the few games that actually scares them from time to time, because of how unpredictable it is.
It was quiet, Honey wasn't really talking with chat. They were invested, double checking everything to make sure they were burning the right body.
Chat was basically left unsupervised, like a small child lost in the McDonald's play place.
Why do the feet have jiggle physics
✨realism✨
wouldnt the bodies be stiff tho? rick-a-morris or something?
RICK A MORRIS?!?!??!?
It's rigamortis, sweetheart
Ihatethisgameihatethisgame
EW EW NO GET THAT LIPLESS NO EYELID HAVIN ASS OFF MY SCREEN
WHY IS IT NAKED
Boy out here looking like salad fingers 🥗☝️👅👅
I’d smash ngl
Hi [Honey] <3 hope you're having a good day xoxo
That does not look like salad fingers
🌝✨rUstY💫🌚 💦🦴spOOnS🦠🥄
Baby girl got some mommy issues 😘💝😚
Lmao same 🤣😂😆
R u ok?
No :')
Can't have mommy issues if you never had a mom 😝😝
PLEASE-
Y r u joking abt this?? 😢😢
Where are the therapist people in chat?
Laughter is the best medicine ☺️☺️❤️
There they are
Alright, now everyone say 5 positive things about yourself
No
What if we don't?
I SAID 🔫🔫🔫 EVERYONE SAY 5 POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF🔫🔫🔫
HoneysHeaven: hello :)
Still no
GUY
GUY
MY GUUYY
BABY BOY BABY
HELLO 👋👋👋👋👋
HE HAS RISEN
GUY
PRAISE JUGULAR
HoneysHeaven: shh 🤫
EEEE
shh?
Ooh we be sneaky now
Y shh?
HoneysHeaven: everyone keep [honey] distracted I'm gonna spook them >:)
OOOH OK OK
SHHHHH
Oops
Pranky time 😈😈😈
Spoopy scary skeletons
Go Guy Go
On camera, you can see Guy verrry carefully open the door. He sneaks in, ever so gracefully, only tripping over himself a maximum of two times.
Despite his few hiccups, he managed to get in without Honey noticing (somehow)
Y'know that meme picture of Jason Momoa sneaking up on Henry Cavill? Yeah, that's what it looks like right now.
Honey was in the middle of a sentence when Guy pounced on them.
He wrapped his arms around them from behind and went, "BOO!"
Honey yelped and swung an arm behind them.
They've never had any training, but like… they've got a pretty damn good right hook…
They punched Guy in the face.
He fell to the ground, holding his nose, and laughed out a groan in pain.
JESUS FVCKING CHRIST
NOOOOOOOO
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
GUY NO HIS FACE IS BROKEN
I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA 😭😭😭
Honey immediately realized what they'd done and a hand flew over their mouth. They were kneeling next to Guy within seconds.
They cupped his face, "holy shit, are you okay!? Let me see-"
Guy's glasses had been punched off his face, but since he was on the floor, Chat couldn't see.
He had tears in his eyes though he was laughing and saying he was fine.
Honey felt so fucking bad.
"No, Honey, I'm fine really. You don't have to- no! Oh noo, Honey don't cry!"
They weren't crying, they were just… teary.
A lot just happened all at once. They got scared, and they punched their boyfriend in front of around 200k people, and they're pretty sure his nose is broken. Leave them alone.
Guy pulled off his face mask, revealing his bruised, bloody nose. Yeah. That's broken.
Honey's eyes were full of so much guilt, you'd think they murdered someone's puppy.
They did.
Their puppy.
They said sorry so many times, they sounded like a broken record. They held Guy, with their face buried in the crook of his neck, mumbling apologies, before finally coming to their senses and turning off the stream to take Guy to the hospital.
He wasn't mad at them. Of course he wasn't.
But Honey was mad at themself, because how could they ever hurt Guy like that!?
He insisted it was fine, that he understood it was a reflex, and that he shouldn't have scared them (because he knows they react violently).
Regardless, Honey sucked up to him so much while his nose was healing, let me tell you.
They babied him, they coddled him, they waited on him hand and foot.
Guy hated that they felt so guilty, but he was getting so much love and affection, so…
He wasn't even that badly hurt, these two are just dramatic
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After that little fiasco, Guy's account now has a special alert to let Honey know that he's in chat (so he doesn't go do something stupid like that again).
At first the sound was a little ding noise, but then Guy changed it.
Now it starts playing the jaws theme.
#i know this wasnt as interesting as the other parts T^T im sorry#these were the things i was able to write down while off my meds#but since im back on them hopefully part five will have some more fun stuff#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted headcanons#redacted honey#redacted guy#redacted pizza guy#redacted streamer!honey#redacted fanfic
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mario + rabbid inccorect quotes but i brought back rabbid yoshi; BTW were still going by initals so there RY now
mario: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
RR: What did you two do? RM: mario: RR: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
mario: Watcha doin? edge: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. mario: Scandalous. mario: Can I help?
RY: Hello, I'm RY. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.
mario: What are you talking about RR? You love it here! RR: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
RP: Hey RY, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. RY, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? RP: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, RY!
peach: RY, I am questioning your sanity… luigi: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
luigi: look RP, I'm not shaming you but… luigi: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
RP: Sorry, who are you? peach: Oh, I’m peach. RP: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from mario. RP: Are you their friend or something? peach: No. peach: I’m their therapist.
RM: Dom or sub? edge: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
luigi: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl…. edge: …. RM: ….. RP: …… RR: ..Who? luigi: That's the thing we don't- Everyone stares at RR
peach: What did you get on your shirt? RP: Rust. peach: From what? RP: Weapons. peach: Time for more adult supervision.
peach: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? edge: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
edge: Remain CALM! slaps RP multiple times
and now a word form the courageous duo mario: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. edge: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
RP: Where did you get that tomato soup? RL: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
luigi: Why don't I like this person? peach: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder. luigi: Maybe it's because their name is "RY". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous? peach: No. luigi: That's because your name is "peach".
RM, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? mario: Other side, RM…
peach: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult. luigi: Myself.
edge: So, luigi is late today. Anyone wanna bet why? =mario: I say they slipped through the subway grate and is having a fight with a terrible mole man. RY: I don't know about that…I think either their alarm clock didn't go off, or they're in line at the bank. RM: Take this more seriously! luigi was clearly taken in their sleep! RR: I bet they tucked themselves into the bed too tightly and got stuck. RL: Maybe they fell into another dimension where they're more interesting…? luigi arrives luigi: Sorry I'm late - there was a problem at the bank. RY, clapping their hands in excitement: HOT DAMN!
RM: RL said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said RP is third. They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open.
peach: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? RP: Take them! RL: Punch them in the neck! luigi: Say thank you! RM: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! peach: … peach: No.
mario: Are you good? luigi: In what sense? mario: Generally. luigi: Oh, definitely not.
peach:*working in her garden edge: *put money on her lap* how do i say leave me alone midnite in flowers!?
peach: Awww, why don't you like cats, edge? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love?? edge: I don't know your highness, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor. peach: edge: I'm ALLERGIC.
luigi: Why do humans have different blood groups? RY: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
edge, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? RM: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. edge: Ohhhh- luigi: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
luigi: Ow! peach: What’s wrong? luigi: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. peach: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was 1ST crowned.
mario: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group. RP: Well, you always have a smile on your face. mario: Thank you. RP: RP: What drugs do you take?
peach: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? RP: Fake?
RY, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? edge: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. RY: RY: Water you doing?
edge:if i die you can have what little i own peach: "if" you die??? edge: my life is fueled by spite, spite against my creator peach: okay time for another therapy session
RL: Truth or dare? RR: Truth. mario: How many hours have you slept this week? RR: RR: Dare. mario: Go to sleep. RR: I don't like this game.
RL: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.
edge: You are a spineless twit! RP: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior! edge: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way! RP: Yes, because that would be adorable. edge: No, it's because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order.
RY: mixing different alcoholic beverages together RL: What are you making? RY: A mistake.
peach, about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay? RL: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!
the rabbids trying to cook without peaches help RP: How would you like your pancakes? RL: Plain. RM: With sprinkles! luigi: Chocolate chips. RY: Potatoes. RL, RM, and luigi look at RY RY: What? They're good.
RM: bro… I’m bleeding… RL: Oh god… what’s your blood type?! RM: B positive… RL: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-
game night or atleast how the spark hunters did it edge: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game… RM, nodding: Knife Monopoly. edge: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is. Don't worry shes learning
mario: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like… a lawyer to you. Ok? RP: Okay. later peach: RP! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. mario, whispering: Deny everything. RP, loudly: That isn't a chair.
RM: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”! RR: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. RY: ten buried zero found
#mario rabbids#mario plus rabbids#mario + rabbids#mario +rabbids spark of hope#super mario#mario plus rabbids spark of hope#rabbid mario#mario rabbids sparks of hope#mario + rabbids kingdom battle#incorrect quotes#incorrect mario quotes#rabbid peach#rabbid luigi#rabbid edge#rabbid rosalina#rabbid yoshi#princess peach#mario mario#super mario bros#mario bros#luigi mario#luigi nintendo#mario and luigi
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10 Random Things I love about PIBTLW
Fight at the Start of the movie- “dog piles don’t work on cats!”
Fight for the wish at the end - the bears dog pile Puss. And it works. Look how far the kitty has fallen from his old life.
the subtle hints before the boat shaving scene that the beard is really annoying puss
he is literally a cat blep
he looks at Kitty and Perrito so softly- my heart
he just takes the whole treat bowl? From the doctor/barber/witch finder guy, and nobody questions it? Like ok gato, go off I guess
Are humans humoring him or is milk just inherently alcoholic in this universe? Like it’s commonly found in bars? “I keep the heavy stuff in the back?!” What?!
and your poofy dress- sobbing 😭
yah in the face-why? Hands down the funniest line in the movie Jack Horner is perfect Lamo
when puss and kitty dance through the air to get the map- if you’ve seen the 2011 movie it’s a fun call back- you know doing a little dance against gravity is something that can happen in this world- but then- you see Goldie’s reaction and realize no that’s not actually normal- and you laugh
If you haven’t seen the first movie that moment is genuinely weird- you react with confusion but you laugh- thinking ok I guess this is a thing now- then you see Goldie’s reaction- mirroring your confusion and realize- No- even in a fantasy land- defying gravity with dance is Not normal-
this moment of shared confusion- a subtle subconscious push at the forth wall, asking you to engage with the medium and really think about what is possible/ normal in this universe. The world changes based on who holds a map, ok that makes sense- cats defying gravity with dance? This apparently is where you and Goldie draw the line on what’s believable. It’s a sense of camaraderie That’s so rare to see in movies and yet it is captured perfectly. and you laugh harder because of it.
#Feel free to add on#I’ve been wanting to rant about that dance scene for a while#i love this movie#puss in boots: the last wish#puss in boots kitty softpaws#puss in boots perrito#puss in boots puss#puss in boots goldilocks
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Guys, I wanna just post random head cannons rn. So imma just do that
Sonic headcannons!
•Sonic is Trans masculine
•Sonic has one floppy ear
•very fluffy boi
•heart shaped belly thing cuz it’s cuter
• immortal (frequent Chaos emerald usage does that)
•has white tipped ears (from werehog thingy)
•Geographic nerd
•knows how to cook, BECAUSE you can not tell me he raised Tails and just didn’t know how to cook, or at least Forage!
•fast thinker
•Autism
•unconsciously does the BLEP (Y’know that cute tongue things cats do U-U)
•Doesn’t know how to deal with emotions all too well
•Selective muteness
Tails head-cannons!
•The tips of his ears and around his muzzle are brown.
• Heterochromia (one brown eye and one blue eye)
•obviously a fluffy boy
•mortal :’(
•When no one watches he chases his Tails
•<3 mints
•Loves Sonic’s cooking
•accidentally had called Sonic mom/dad on multiple occasions.
•wears wrist braces while inventing
Shadow Head-cannons!
•the tips of his ears have red fluff
•When he gets older tiny horns go in the middle of his stripes
•Longer tail
•Clingy (only to Sonic)
•Overprotective over Tails/Sonic/Rouge/Amy
•Loves TayTay
•Basically Amy’s Brother
•Big claws on his paws that he lets Amy or Sonic paint.
•quiet impulsive when he is with Sonic
•Love bites for his bae.
•Green blood (cuz it’s cool)
Amy head-cannons!
•She had big Round glasses (my girl can’t see for shit)
•Baking Enthusiast but no idea how to make regular meals…
•Also loves TayTay
•Mortal :’(
•Let her Quills get longer and braided them.
•Shadow’s adopted sister
•Lesbian.
•Style Change~
Silver head-cannons
•both his ears are floppy.
•dark grayish-red tips on ears and paws.
•fluffiest lil’ guy
•Albino
•Sonic and Shadow’s future son cuz yes.
•is literally about to hit his past mom with a car if he keeps messing up the future
•Sonic is mom and Shadow is dad
•Eyeliner
•like 4 siblings…
•smells like citrus/rain (same as Sonic)
•Bout’ to bring Espio with him to the future.
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#cute#sonic#sonadow#sonic au#sonic frontiers#shadow the hedgehog#sonic fandom#metal sonic#silver the hedgehog#silver#espio the chameleon#amy rose#dadow#momic#trans sonic#transmasc#headcanon#sth tails#miles tails prower#tails miles prower#tails the fox#sonic and tails#sonic and shadow#shadow x sonic#shadonic
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Toxik's realation with the other 3.
Transcription and more explaination to this(also ignore the existense of my hand),kinda more based on the others view on him but eh.
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The realation with sai could be translated as a silent and not very problematic kind,tho sai is judmental over him,afther all he knows the most part of his crimes.
But don't bother to ask how he does,not even mis himself knows afther all he never told him anything,maybe if becuse of him being able to detect chemicals,drugs or blood on him at a single toungue blep.
He is the embodiment of this image taking that in count.
Still sai says nothing but is more than worried over his younger brother being around him,anoys him usually when entering or going out of the quarantine stacion but nothing more.
At his eyes he's a very dangerous and a very bad influence to Take,still he wouldn't take him seriously so he straight up dosen't bother.
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Meanwhile kira...oh kira,where do i beggin with you?
Well first of all two big things to keep in count,kira is both an mantis and a cannibal,and together to that kira is part of the medical department.
With that clarified well it kinda resumes why kira will try to at least bite toxik without hesitation nor fear,especially if alone and unsupervised.
Afther all belive me when i say that in terms of strenght and speed toxik will lose,not for nothing kira is an more than skilled and oportunistic hunter with a lot of tactics under his sleeves,and an almost 95% success ratio.
Still why? Well thats becuse for toxik bad fortune the smell of the drugs and toxins on him make kira's hunger and hunt instincs go bonker's,even if its not visible unless you chose to take a very close look to his body language.
Still they wouldn't kill him they will at least try a good pice of meat,afther all toxik is both his youngest and oldest (in some way) brothers friend and even with Mis not caring as much as Take probably will,they wont kill him becuse of his brother's friendship with Toxik.
Leaving this as the only card saving Toxik of being devoured alive by the diva natured mantis.
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While Eco is a whole diferent history afther all at first eco donsen't detect him as bad she does detect the drugs,toxins and chemicals al over Toxik's body all becuse of the sensors on her antenae.
She's usually really nice towards him being a total ray of sunshine like always,tho she's truly worried for him specually his health afther all she reconizes the gas mask fabric,and with him always wearing it something probably isn't right.
Also due to the closenes of him with his bros (despite kira just wanting to eat him)and the recurrent frecuense in wich she feels him she started taking him as a kind of far family member.
She detects him kinda like a cousin that dosen't shows ofthen but that comes every now and then to pay an obligated visit the rest of the family.
Still that dosen't mean she does not feel a bad aura coming from him and a kinda stabbing feeling of danger and dread that come from him,and a hunch on her heart over him being a posibly bad influence for take.
Tho she tries to ignore it it a bit hard when hers perceptions dont include her visions and is more based on fellings and accidentaly hearing some conversations in betwen the eldest of the 4 and toxik.
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Anyway this was created on my especulations over posible relationship dinamics or more like the view of the other 3 brothers on FFPO over Toxik an important character on DF in general
Toxik and Take both are @stingerking's oc's
Anyhow ill soon be uplouding kira's oficial and more extended info and full desing.
Have a nice day,evening or night remember to go out,see the sun,hug a tree or touch some grass,remember to also drink water and to try to be happy.
Crow out
#toxik the chemical killer#oc's#my art#defective lotus au#iz au#iz oc#mis the defective#friend oc#four for the price of one au#take the sniper#kira the medic#eco the historian#oc talk
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How do you start your day?
Admetus: Waking up?
Alonzo: Trying to sort anything I can before Munku comes in and finds out what we have done all night...
Amun: Ask me when I wake up.
Bill Bailey: Running somewhere? For something? Away from someone? With something? Depends?
Bombalurina: With delicious stretch every single muscle in my body... Go away, you pervert.
Bustopher Jones: Breakfast! What else?
Carbucketty: Morning zoomies!!!
Cassandra: Not your problem.
Coricopat: Figuring it out. What figuring out? That is my sweet secret.
Demeter: With utmost despair.
Electra: With new ideas for fun!
Etcetera: With a kiss to Tugger's picture!!!
Exotica: With a nice nap in the sun...
George: Making pranks before someone catches me and makes me do my part of chores.
Tumblebrutus: Trying to not get into any prank...
Grizabella: Weeping and cursing.
Gus: In my days, real actor...
Jellylorum: With a nice cup of tea and... Gus? Gus, where are you going... Oh...
Asparagus Jr: Looking for dad with Jellylorum.
Jennyanydots: Usually mice are waking me up because they want... No, kittens want breakfast, mice want...? I'm sorry, it was a tiresome day.
Jemima, hiding something (body): Picking flowers!
Macavity: Fuck off.
Mistoffelees: You wanted to ask "How do I start my afternoon...?"
Mungojerrie: Trying to untie sheets I tangled when I sleep.
Munkustrap: How I start what? How can I start a new day when I didn't end the day before?
Old Deuteronomy: Looking at all they are doing and thinking "It's time to go..."
Pouncival: Exercises! Exercises!
Plato: Trying not to meet exercising Pouncival.
Quaxo: Some magic! And some catastrophe usually...
Rum Tum Tugger: With the most perfect, handsome and clever cat in a junkyard! Me!
Rumpleteazer: Usually from a figuring out, where am I...
The Rumpus Cat: You don't want to know.
Sillabub: With a happy smile and darkn... happiness! in my heart!
Skimbleshanks: With coffee and hope. Some days mostly with coffee... others, mostly with hope...
Tantomile: Praying to old gods, so they didn't let the world fall down... For now? It's working.
Victoria: Dancing and being wonderful!
Jemmysweets: With sun.
Silenia: With murder.
FinFun: It's cooking!
Silenia: Do what you want in the kitchen, bogboy, and let me do my things in peace...
Cysiek: Day isn't starting before I wake up.
TuśTuś: How do I...? Oh, crap! I forgot about something, right?
Adonis: Kissing all my wonderful husbands! And getting pushed away when I start tickling them.
Sky: Trying not to get tickled.
Cream: Making breakfast for everyone! And forgetting to eat mine...
FanFanGrace: Oh? So nice of you? Let me list it for you...
FinFun: Oh! This is a hard question! I don't know, I'm not there usually...
Mirage: Listening to the chime of my bells and screams of my enemies.
Papyrus: Picking up a book I was reading in the evening.
Tango: Blep.
Moon: Wishing I won't need to wake up.
Star: Wishing everyone a good day and not meeting me... till afternoon.
Sun: Looking fabulous in the laziest position you can find a cat.
Haze: I didn't start anything, you can't make me responsible for that!
Shyny: I'm trying to break free from some octopus hugzilla...
Almondisco: Hugging my tiny lover before he wakes up and runs to his duties.
Amberlina: With a plan for a day, healthy breakfast and song in a heart. In a heart, Vanilliarity!
Flowerflow: Hitting Vanilliarity with a pillow. More than once if I have to.
Vaniliarity: Singing! And being hit with a pillow for that...
Earthyrose: Laughing at all those losers who had to wake up early.
Honeytrap: Trying to figure if that day is worth waking up.
Spicyjuce: Trying to figure out how to not kill anyone for a whole day.
Oranglow: Fighting with nature for my right to live.
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Hi it been a while I have a little brain rote
Image the reader was the daughter of ruru and Sonia and the reader has a tear
But the reader beIN the oh so cute little been through it was a gummy. Or candy ( I mean come on it dose to me I would eat that... I need to take a break from TOTK cuz man I am now thinking of eating everything)
So she eats it and zonia sees her little bean trun into a baby fluffy dragon.
As she sneez cutely
Oh boy mom zonia pissed not at her baby's but at her hubby's and sister in law for not telling her about this could happen.
She is scoulding them as Zelda coos at the reader as she suggle up to her sister figure
Image the link finding a baby dragon going from the other three to the lights Dragon and nuzz her and quickly get in her fluff for nap time as she kneeds the light Dragon furr and crulls into a ball and BLEPS as she sleeps. You know gagon wants that cutie pie
Just imagine the links especially saga saying or Tryon to get the reder away from the light Dragon ( spoler free cuz I don't know if evron knows yet) cuz he know what they are and don't trust them
Image the light Dragon and the others side eyeing the links so hard as the baby's reader is now on sage chest in a make do slig as she poofy like she frumpy poofy untl see gets nom noms and is happy bean
Mama Sonia ready to start a WAR bc her baby?? Is?? A DRAGON?!?!
They better find a freaking way to reverse this or else there's gonna be a whole new threat to hyrule.
AND THE BLEPS GHoifHFBF I LOVE THEM
I LOVE LITTLE NOM NOM DRAGON READER WITH MY WHOLE HEART
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Today’s ep was a nice change up in format (just in that, I haven’t seen an episode in this style in awhile). :3
Cannot go through one single episode without some kind of physical contact.
Rhett was wondering why Link was sitting in the middle and Josh was on the end and Link was like “I was told to put him here.” Like, sure Link, like you haven’t spent your entire life in school assemblies and church functions and concerts and EVERYTHING ELSE making sure you get to sit next to Rhett.
...Is this a general statement or does their relationship have exactly 0 boundaries? XD
Everyone’s crushing on Rhett today it seems.
OKAY. CAN WE PLS JUST. TALK ABOUT. WHATEVER THE EFF THIS WAS?!?!?!
Looking directly over at Rhett when he says this. Sometimes I feel like they just say things to see how the other will react. Like they’re still like two boys cursing for the first time.
Dang someone’s hot for teacher ;)
OKAY I KNOW WHAT THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE EP WAS TODAY BUT I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO HELD THEIR BREATH AT THE START OF THIS LINE OKAY.
Rhett’s heart eyes ;-;
Rhett licking his lips after Link’s song and staring at him directly in the monitor.
(Also it’s a lil’ *blep*).
If you ever wanted a visual representation of the phrase “staring hard” at someone. (Also Emily, my beloved <3)
Link’s heart eyes ;-;
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Hello papa evershed, you are a gift to all rjc fans and have impeccable taste. I loved your gif sets of robs nose, completely agree that it sets his face apart from the rest, making it less basic despite him being very conventionally handsome. I can’t believe that he would diss his own nose, I think in an press interview for the ritual, he and rafe were joking about the insecurities that come with seeing themselves on film and he remarked that sometimes he would do a double take at his profile, going “did someone glue a giant fake nose on my face?” Breaks my heart.
Anyways, I ramble. I originally sent this ask to humbly inquire about the chances of you making a gif set of rob’s “tongue bleps?” I don’t know how else to describe them, but he does this adorable thing where he sticks the tip of his tongue out of his mouth like a cat blepping. I think I noticed it first in a DA press interview with Michael j fox. No worries if it’s too much trouble. Thank you for your wonderful gifs and resources!
Yes, I was thinking of that exact interview when I said I'd fight even him for talking shit about his nose! 😂 That man talks too much shit about himself, period. Like, damn boy, calm down. He's a good-looking bastard and all those unique features he's always so self-deprecating about are exactly why he's attractive. Ugh, don't even get me started on this because I could go on forever. 😅 I suppose that's the case for all of us though, right? The things we're insecure about are the things that make us stand out.
But anyway, yes! I can absolutely work on a gifset like that for you, I know exactly what you mean about the tongue. Not sure how long it'll take, I've had about as much time to myself lately as I've had energy (spoiler alert: very little), but this will be fun to put together! And thank you for the request and the kind words! ♥
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