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“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.
#they’d be so big brother/little brother to me#Oliver is like yeah that’s my baby brother he’s a billionaire and I’m gonna have to kill him sadly. he’s my loser for now#Battinson deserves an older sibling who says ‘if someone asks you don’t know me’ but will bash teeth in for him#Bruce: olllie can you please grab me a coffee?#oliver: how about you pay your taxes you wealth hoarding fuck (buys him one anyway)#bruce wayne#oliver queen#battinson#dc#text
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Do u guys think that Fiddleford sometimes accidentaly called Stanford darling, sweetheart and love because he kept mistaking him with his wife hahahah.... and that he was so sleep deprived once that this happened....
Yeah this is canon in my head like this would totally happen, he's not beating the cheating allegations
#fidd: ya know baby... why we only have one kid love#Ford: what kid are you talking about fiddleford?#stanford telling him where rhe sugar is KILLS ME#what if once they stopped when Fidd pushed stanford in the bed LMAOOOO#how many situationships like this happened before.... and how worse they were#also i he doesn't say anything i think he enjoys being called like that#fiddleauthor#stanford pines#fiddauthor#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fordsquared#fordford#old man yaoi#old man mcgucket
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like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?
(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia#and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed#et cetera and so on you know the rest#i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels!#oh meleanor my beloved#of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense...#everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh#well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess#i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this#lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this#down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly#up some kids though!#(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on)#they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now#if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com
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no bc jackie wanted to be loved so badly and she cared so much for everyone on her team, she did their face paint and misty's makeup and tried to boost morale and she loves shauna so fucking much and they exiled her and they left her outside and she froze to death. they literally froze her out. i'm genuinely never getting over her death bc she did not deserve that and all they would have had to do was ask her to come inside and if shauna was just like "hey i love you i'm sorry" she would have come inside. SHE WOULD HAVE COME INSIDE GUYS.
#jackie taylor they could never make me hate you#jackie taylor#shaunajackie#yellowjackets#basil speaks now#listen i love shauna so so so much but i will never forgive her for leaving her out there#(but she'll also never forgive herself for leaving her out there so like. twinning i guess.)#anyway if i have to see one more post saying that jackie was a bitch i'm actually going to scream#HER BEST FRIEND FUCKED HER BOYFRIEND AND THEN HER FRIEND GROUP TRIED TO ASSULT SOME GUY AND WHEN SHE WAS LIKE#'hey guys that's kind of fucked up what is wrong with you'#THEY (essentially) KILLED HER#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?#jackie my baby my love come here i will make hot chocolate for you and put you near a heater and like sew you a blanket or something#i seriosuly love her so much#yj
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I GOT TO SHOW ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTER DESIGNS FINALLYYYYYYYY LETS GO
look at this stupid chicken
#they had 2 bossfight it tonight#and tbh? kicked it's ass a little#the pc whos dreams it's been visiting (or hes visiting theirs?) was the one to do the final killing blow but like#it started regenerating after it died and said 'see you soon' so .#ROSLIN ROSLIN MY BABY#i also got to jumpscare a player w Backstory Where It Shouldnt Be which is fun#and everyone met a dilfy scorpion#seven asunder#dnd blogging#my art
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Why is it that Batman’s ok with Antiheroes if it’s Catwoman or Talia Al Ghul, but when it’s the Red Hood, suddenly he’s beating the shit out of him
~Jason Peter Todd at some point
#jason todd#batman#batfam#red hood#bruce wayne#catwoman#selina kyle#talia al ghul#Jason: how are you going to call me the emotional one when your actions towards my moms prove that you think with your member#Jason: they deserve so much better than you#jason: seems pretty sus to me#dc comics#Bruce: It’s not the same#Jason: why? is it because they’re women?#Jason: Talia’s killed people and you had a baby with her#Jason: Selina has stolen from you and you still proposed#Jason: I just wanna know why it’s different. that’s all#Steph: let him speak his truth
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vague-posting about this here cuz i don't feel comfortable yapping about my su takes on twitter, but after everything that's happened the most interesting thing about the su fandom to me is that so many are 100% there for applying the "everyone can change and deserves a second chance" message to everyone, even the diamonds. except for one ☝️ she doesn't count. cuz she's dead.
#personal#very extremely delete later#ok cutting the vague post this is about a “whose the worst cartoon mom” twt post with pink diamond in the running#and a bunch of people pointing at her. the woman who died in childbirth and never got to meet her child. and she's literally next to#mother gothel. the baby kidnapper who kidnapped a baby#i'm always gonna be a pink diamond nuancepilled defender. she was a shitty entitled teen who grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth#then got self-radicalized and rebelled for both selfish AND selfless reasons#“this show is great because everyone makes mistakes and learns from them. except the pink one. she's bad and dead forever.”#anyways this is a crit towards the fandom not the show#“she had steven so she could selfishly escape her mistakes and put all her burdens on her child” or she wanted a child#“she abandoned her family” or she died during childbirth#“she started a war that got thousands of gems killed and mutilated” and if she hadn't nobody on earth would exist#the fact that some fans are more willing to jump to white diamond’s defense when talking about her reformation and redemption#white diamond—the architect and supreme ruler of a 10000+ year old fascist empire—has 10000% done worse more unforgivable things than pink#guys even blue diamond has shattered gems before. like not just kill them but permanently split their souls into pieces.#ruby called her a “SHATTERER.” she was INFAMOUS for murdering people. pink never shattered anyone#for fans of a show that explicitly says nobody's truly a villain you guys sure do want a villain really badly#anyways “we need more compelx female characters y'all couldn't even handle rose quartz” etc. etc. etc.
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Prompt:
Damian, who has just lost the last member of his family, goes off the deep end and, in a fit of violent rage, goes tumbling through a portal and back in time.
Jason doesn’t know how the scary guy with the gunshot wound became his problem but he’s not heartless enough to leave him to bleed out beside some dumpster in Crime Alley.
#Damian imprinting on Jason like a duckling#but like in reverse#grown up Damian adopting baby Jason#reverse robins in a way#Damian landing several years in the past in league outfit:#Damian’s mental stability is like a house of leaves#during a hurricane#not very stable#Jason as Damian’s emotional support kid#what do you do when there’s a highly trained assassin running around Gotham killing anybody that breathes the wrong way at his kid#right you call the bat#said Bat is very confused#look I know this prompt is similar to the last one but I needed to get this outta my system#just like the goddamn anesthesia#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#Damian wayne#Damian al ghul#Damian casually starting a new life#slowly but surely gathering his family#because we all saw what happened when he lost them#dick grayson#bruce wayne#robin#tim drake#red hood#fic#time travel
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Idk if you've read deceptibee before but if you have,how would the primes react while Op and Megs are fighting over custody of bee and Dent his shoulder,I can imagine alpha trion giving Op a long aft speech of why he's a terrible friend
actually, i think OP is quite good at telling himself what a terrible friend he is. a bit too good if you ask any of his siblings.
it is another of the very few things the primes refuse to accept optimus' opinion on
haunted au
#hey i got an ask#Anonymous#tfone#transformers one#optimus prime#alpha trion#haunted au#my art#sorry i know this isn't really what you asked for (╯▽╰ )#but i don't really see alpha trion (or any of the primes actually) telling optimus he's a terrible friend#they're there to help and support him in any way they can. they'll try to correct him if he makes a mistake#but they won't berate him for something he's very likely already recriminating himself for#the only times they really start yelling at him it's when he puts himself in danger for no reason and even then it's not so much that#they're angry as much as they're scared he'll get himself killed#but to call him a terrible friend and chew him out for a genuine mistake? i don't really see it#that's their baby brother. he already has too much in his plate as it is. they won't be yet another thing that pulls him down.#so. yeah ajkshdkaka#also just to be clear i haven't read deceptibee!#i've just seen some of the fanart going around!#so if this is a bit vague that's why lol
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A thing I've never heard talked about but is so down right poetic as a wyllstarion concept is that the park right outside Cazadors was the one Wyll played in pretending to kill monsters when he was a kid...
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#wyll ravengard#wyllstarion#bloodpact#astarion#wyll x astarion#bg3 wyll#bg3 astarion#cazador szarr#just the drama of that. baby wyll playing at killing monsters right next to a den of them#one astarion says he visited as a spawn at night#baby wyll dreaming of killing monsters next door to the place the monster he will fall in love with is currently imprisoned#by one of the worst monsters you can imagine#he even has a line to shadowheart about how the difference between the ones he dreamt of fighting and the ones he faced as the blade#were that the worst monsters look like you and I#and Cazdor is right fucking there!!!!!#he also has one with astarion where astarion says its less kitschy at night which is just funny#but like SEE MY VISION#baby wyll staying out to late one night in the park and playing monster hunter but then seeing a glimpse of red eyes and fangs...
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last race of the season and max divebombed a papaya car for that ferrari wcc so i thought that we deserve some lestappen text posts
this is part 7 all other parts are here
#baby max and charles were going through it lol#find a guy that will kill a papaya car for you#for legal reasons that was a joke#max verstappen#charles leclerc#f1 memes#lestappen#f1 text posts#f1 incorrect quotes#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1 incorrect posts
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Obsessed with the idea of Slytherin Skittles true crime podcast that is just them reading over real crimes and pointing out each of the criminal’s mistakes.
once, someone repeatedly sent them hate comments saying they could never do better causing Batshit Barty and the gang to go “Bet”
A week later, A newly freed child abuser who didn’t serve his time was found dead with the exact same MO they said in the latest episode of the podcast with none of the mistakes they pointed out. No one could prove they did it yet everyone knew.
The podcast continued as usual.
#Barty doesn’t like to be provoked#Couldn’t let them kill an innocent person though#You could imagine that person being one of there parents lmao#slytherin skittles#barty crouch jr#regulus black#evan rosier#even rosier#dorcas meadowes#pandora rosier#the marauders#marauders era#rosekiller#Rosekiller#the only reason it took a week was to gather materials#Regulus and dorcas are the masterminds#Rosekiller are the executioners#Pandora made the poisons#Art heist baby personas probably#jegulus#Batshit barty#Got the idea while washing dishes idek why
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I understand Garp, I truly do. But personally if my grandson were about to be executed just for existing after years of asking himself if he deserves to live, idk, I think I would've gone on a fucking rampage and had killed everybody
#i understand garp but i understand garp haters#and then luffy blamed himself for what happened like no baby the one who should've protected you didn't#don't come at me saying he was too deep in the marines and he was being cautious and responsible#'he literally told them to hold him back or else he'd kill everyone' i know i watched it#i'm just saying that i would've liked it if he had tried to kill somebody idk#no hate to garp but also yes hate to garp it depends on the day and how sad i am about ace at the time#one piece#monkey d. garp#portgas d. ace
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Been putting them into Situations recently. (I need to hurry up and actually play Apollo Justice this is just the vibes I've picked up from other fanart I've seen)
#niche prestige post#any nolanators out there (cool name for christopher nolan fans)#prestige SPOILERS!!! IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD MOVIE BUT! JOKE EXPLANATION!#the box makes a copy of yourself which hugh jackman needs to look like he's transporting across the stage#and he makes a copy successfully. and then. shoots himself. so every night he makes a copy of himself and then kills the copy#or does the copy kill him? it is unclear. But bodies are piling up in the name of magic#he could have just made one copy and then made everyone think he was transporting but he wants it to be real every night#driven to extremes by magic... he just wants the crowd to feel wonder and amazement#not the type of idea you want to give to your baby magician.#SPOILERS DONE NOW#I also don't consider any of this canon i just like making fun of them <3#ace attorney#apollo justice#gyakuten saiban#ace attorney comic#ace attorney fanart#narumitsu#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#trucy wright#seven year gap
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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—
He just shows up as Danny Fenton.
“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.
“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”
“Don’t worry about it”
They worry about it
#danny phantom#john constantine#dp x dc#dc x dp#demons will NOT admit to being menaced by a baby ghost#not to mention that said baby ghost probably kicked their asses#this maybe changes some of Constantines powers?#like I don’t know the exact details but he primarily sold his soul for an immortality cheat. but he probably got some powers out of it?#so like maybe now it’s fueled by Danny/the ghost zone or some such?#not quite a Halfa but like what do you MEAN his pretty gold magic is TOXIC GREEN?#Danny just sorta shrugs and goes Yeah That Sounds About Right#and then does not elaborate further#he’s selling that he’s just a normal kid VERY HARD#they’d almost believe him if they didn’t know he had ALL OF CONSTANTINES SOUL CONTRACTS#bonus content of Batman#you can choose what he’s doing but I think it’d be funny if Danny found out about the contingencies and went Oh Cool I’m super allergic to..#… this one specific flower haha#not at ALL elaborating that this flower is rare and WILL melt his skin. oh and that he destroyed the world in at least one timeline hehe#one reason I love OP Danny in DC universe—if Danny’s native to that universe he HAS to be OP. because he WOULD HAVE TO HAVE defeated…#…if not outright killed#the ENTIRE LEAGUE#ITS GREAT#1k#2k#3k#hnnnnnnnn#4K#5k#?!??!!!
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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!
#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat#or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt#anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears#like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom#his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair#cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing#tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms#i mean come on it's a given#except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby#megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you#megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor#which is rlly cool#they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal#which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing#but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama#and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious#dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf#tf es#tf earthspark#arcee
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