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“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.
#they’d be so big brother/little brother to me#Oliver is like yeah that’s my baby brother he’s a billionaire and I’m gonna have to kill him sadly. he’s my loser for now#Battinson deserves an older sibling who says ‘if someone asks you don’t know me’ but will bash teeth in for him#Bruce: olllie can you please grab me a coffee?#oliver: how about you pay your taxes you wealth hoarding fuck (buys him one anyway)#bruce wayne#oliver queen#battinson#dc#text
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Do u guys think that Fiddleford sometimes accidentaly called Stanford darling, sweetheart and love because he kept mistaking him with his wife hahahah.... and that he was so sleep deprived once that this happened....
Yeah this is canon in my head like this would totally happen, he's not beating the cheating allegations
#fidd: ya know baby... why we only have one kid love#Ford: what kid are you talking about fiddleford?#stanford telling him where rhe sugar is KILLS ME#what if once they stopped when Fidd pushed stanford in the bed LMAOOOO#how many situationships like this happened before.... and how worse they were#also i he doesn't say anything i think he enjoys being called like that#fiddleauthor#stanford pines#fiddauthor#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fordsquared#fordford#old man yaoi#old man mcgucket
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like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?
(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia#and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed#et cetera and so on you know the rest#i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels!#oh meleanor my beloved#of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense...#everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh#well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess#i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this#lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this#down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly#up some kids though!#(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on)#they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now#if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com
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no bc jackie wanted to be loved so badly and she cared so much for everyone on her team, she did their face paint and misty's makeup and tried to boost morale and she loves shauna so fucking much and they exiled her and they left her outside and she froze to death. they literally froze her out. i'm genuinely never getting over her death bc she did not deserve that and all they would have had to do was ask her to come inside and if shauna was just like "hey i love you i'm sorry" she would have come inside. SHE WOULD HAVE COME INSIDE GUYS.
#jackie taylor they could never make me hate you#jackie taylor#shaunajackie#yellowjackets#basil speaks now#listen i love shauna so so so much but i will never forgive her for leaving her out there#(but she'll also never forgive herself for leaving her out there so like. twinning i guess.)#anyway if i have to see one more post saying that jackie was a bitch i'm actually going to scream#HER BEST FRIEND FUCKED HER BOYFRIEND AND THEN HER FRIEND GROUP TRIED TO ASSULT SOME GUY AND WHEN SHE WAS LIKE#'hey guys that's kind of fucked up what is wrong with you'#THEY (essentially) KILLED HER#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?#jackie my baby my love come here i will make hot chocolate for you and put you near a heater and like sew you a blanket or something#i seriosuly love her so much#yj
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I GOT TO SHOW ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTER DESIGNS FINALLYYYYYYYY LETS GO
look at this stupid chicken
#they had 2 bossfight it tonight#and tbh? kicked it's ass a little#the pc whos dreams it's been visiting (or hes visiting theirs?) was the one to do the final killing blow but like#it started regenerating after it died and said 'see you soon' so .#ROSLIN ROSLIN MY BABY#i also got to jumpscare a player w Backstory Where It Shouldnt Be which is fun#and everyone met a dilfy scorpion#seven asunder#dnd blogging#my art
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Why is it that Batman’s ok with Antiheroes if it’s Catwoman or Talia Al Ghul, but when it’s the Red Hood, suddenly he’s beating the shit out of him
~Jason Peter Todd at some point
#jason todd#batman#batfam#red hood#bruce wayne#catwoman#selina kyle#talia al ghul#Jason: how are you going to call me the emotional one when your actions towards my moms prove that you think with your member#Jason: they deserve so much better than you#jason: seems pretty sus to me#dc comics#Bruce: It’s not the same#Jason: why? is it because they’re women?#Jason: Talia’s killed people and you had a baby with her#Jason: Selina has stolen from you and you still proposed#Jason: I just wanna know why it’s different. that’s all#Steph: let him speak his truth
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vague-posting about this here cuz i don't feel comfortable yapping about my su takes on twitter, but after everything that's happened the most interesting thing about the su fandom to me is that so many are 100% there for applying the "everyone can change and deserves a second chance" message to everyone, even the diamonds. except for one ☝️ she doesn't count. cuz she's dead.
#personal#very extremely delete later#ok cutting the vague post this is about a “whose the worst cartoon mom” twt post with pink diamond in the running#and a bunch of people pointing at her. the woman who died in childbirth and never got to meet her child. and she's literally next to#mother gothel. the baby kidnapper who kidnapped a baby#i'm always gonna be a pink diamond nuancepilled defender. she was a shitty entitled teen who grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth#then got self-radicalized and rebelled for both selfish AND selfless reasons#“this show is great because everyone makes mistakes and learns from them. except the pink one. she's bad and dead forever.”#anyways this is a crit towards the fandom not the show#“she had steven so she could selfishly escape her mistakes and put all her burdens on her child” or she wanted a child#“she abandoned her family” or she died during childbirth#“she started a war that got thousands of gems killed and mutilated” and if she hadn't nobody on earth would exist#the fact that some fans are more willing to jump to white diamond’s defense when talking about her reformation and redemption#white diamond—the architect and supreme ruler of a 10000+ year old fascist empire—has 10000% done worse more unforgivable things than pink#guys even blue diamond has shattered gems before. like not just kill them but permanently split their souls into pieces.#ruby called her a “SHATTERER.” she was INFAMOUS for murdering people. pink never shattered anyone#for fans of a show that explicitly says nobody's truly a villain you guys sure do want a villain really badly#anyways “we need more compelx female characters y'all couldn't even handle rose quartz” etc. etc. etc.
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I hadn't planned on doing anything more complicated than a sketch, but here we are…
#Okay you know wHAt#their size difference kills me#Do you remember how Raphael could hold Splinter in one hand?#same vibe here#And Leo??#And Leo grew a hell of a lot bigger in the future#My brain does somersaults when I try to imagine his height compared to a human baby#rise of the tmnt#riseofthetmnt#leonardo#future leonardo#mutant ninja midlife crisis#and#odd man out#of course#These two fics feed me so I can feed the tumblr
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Prompt:
Damian, who has just lost the last member of his family, goes off the deep end and, in a fit of violent rage, goes tumbling through a portal and back in time.
Jason doesn’t know how the scary guy with the gunshot wound became his problem but he’s not heartless enough to leave him to bleed out beside some dumpster in Crime Alley.
#Damian imprinting on Jason like a duckling#but like in reverse#grown up Damian adopting baby Jason#reverse robins in a way#Damian landing several years in the past in league outfit:#Damian’s mental stability is like a house of leaves#during a hurricane#not very stable#Jason as Damian’s emotional support kid#what do you do when there’s a highly trained assassin running around Gotham killing anybody that breathes the wrong way at his kid#right you call the bat#said Bat is very confused#look I know this prompt is similar to the last one but I needed to get this outta my system#just like the goddamn anesthesia#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#Damian wayne#Damian al ghul#Damian casually starting a new life#slowly but surely gathering his family#because we all saw what happened when he lost them#dick grayson#bruce wayne#robin#tim drake#red hood#fic#time travel
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A thing I've never heard talked about but is so down right poetic as a wyllstarion concept is that the park right outside Cazadors was the one Wyll played in pretending to kill monsters when he was a kid...
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#wyll ravengard#wyllstarion#bloodpact#astarion#wyll x astarion#bg3 wyll#bg3 astarion#cazador szarr#just the drama of that. baby wyll playing at killing monsters right next to a den of them#one astarion says he visited as a spawn at night#baby wyll dreaming of killing monsters next door to the place the monster he will fall in love with is currently imprisoned#by one of the worst monsters you can imagine#he even has a line to shadowheart about how the difference between the ones he dreamt of fighting and the ones he faced as the blade#were that the worst monsters look like you and I#and Cazdor is right fucking there!!!!!#he also has one with astarion where astarion says its less kitschy at night which is just funny#but like SEE MY VISION#baby wyll staying out to late one night in the park and playing monster hunter but then seeing a glimpse of red eyes and fangs...
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Obsessed with the idea of Slytherin Skittles true crime podcast that is just them reading over real crimes and pointing out each of the criminal’s mistakes.
once, someone repeatedly sent them hate comments saying they could never do better causing Batshit Barty and the gang to go “Bet”
A week later, A newly freed child abuser who didn’t serve his time was found dead with the exact same MO they said in the latest episode of the podcast with none of the mistakes they pointed out. No one could prove they did it yet everyone knew.
The podcast continued as usual.
#Barty doesn’t like to be provoked#Couldn’t let them kill an innocent person though#You could imagine that person being one of there parents lmao#slytherin skittles#barty crouch jr#regulus black#evan rosier#even rosier#dorcas meadowes#pandora rosier#the marauders#marauders era#rosekiller#Rosekiller#the only reason it took a week was to gather materials#Regulus and dorcas are the masterminds#Rosekiller are the executioners#Pandora made the poisons#Art heist baby personas probably#jegulus#Batshit barty#Got the idea while washing dishes idek why
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I understand Garp, I truly do. But personally if my grandson were about to be executed just for existing after years of asking himself if he deserves to live, idk, I think I would've gone on a fucking rampage and had killed everybody
#i understand garp but i understand garp haters#and then luffy blamed himself for what happened like no baby the one who should've protected you didn't#don't come at me saying he was too deep in the marines and he was being cautious and responsible#'he literally told them to hold him back or else he'd kill everyone' i know i watched it#i'm just saying that i would've liked it if he had tried to kill somebody idk#no hate to garp but also yes hate to garp it depends on the day and how sad i am about ace at the time#one piece#monkey d. garp#portgas d. ace
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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—
He just shows up as Danny Fenton.
“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.
“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”
“Don’t worry about it”
They worry about it
#danny phantom#john constantine#dp x dc#dc x dp#demons will NOT admit to being menaced by a baby ghost#not to mention that said baby ghost probably kicked their asses#this maybe changes some of Constantines powers?#like I don’t know the exact details but he primarily sold his soul for an immortality cheat. but he probably got some powers out of it?#so like maybe now it’s fueled by Danny/the ghost zone or some such?#not quite a Halfa but like what do you MEAN his pretty gold magic is TOXIC GREEN?#Danny just sorta shrugs and goes Yeah That Sounds About Right#and then does not elaborate further#he’s selling that he’s just a normal kid VERY HARD#they’d almost believe him if they didn’t know he had ALL OF CONSTANTINES SOUL CONTRACTS#bonus content of Batman#you can choose what he’s doing but I think it’d be funny if Danny found out about the contingencies and went Oh Cool I’m super allergic to..#… this one specific flower haha#not at ALL elaborating that this flower is rare and WILL melt his skin. oh and that he destroyed the world in at least one timeline hehe#one reason I love OP Danny in DC universe—if Danny’s native to that universe he HAS to be OP. because he WOULD HAVE TO HAVE defeated…#…if not outright killed#the ENTIRE LEAGUE#ITS GREAT#1k#2k#3k#hnnnnnnnn#4K#5k#?!??!!!
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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!
#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat#or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt#anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears#like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom#his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair#cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing#tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms#i mean come on it's a given#except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby#megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you#megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor#which is rlly cool#they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal#which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing#but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama#and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious#dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf#tf es#tf earthspark#arcee
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The Marriage of Aegon III and Jaehaera Targaryen.
They are so Henry VII Elizabeth of York coded
#imagine you lose your entire family you're forced to marry the daughter of the man who killed your mother#(but she's still family)#your mother was eaten by a dragon and your new wife has a dragon herself#you marry a boy. you don't know him. he has your father's name. his mother put a bounty on your baby brothers head#(but he's still family there is no one else)#Aegon/Jaehaera dynamic would have ate and DEVOURED#literally one of the most tragic Targaryen failmarriages of all time!!!#'you don't want Aegon to be happy!!!' no he's a fictional character I want to be entertained !!!#tell me honestly there's not more meat to this story if Jaehaera lived. aren't things more complex.#jaehaera would be so isolated Aegon at least has Viserys and his sisters who does she have. Gaemon Palehair? maybe#asoiaf#hotd#aegon iii x jaehaera#aegon iii targaryen#jaehaera targaryen#house targaryen#dance of dragons#jaehaegon
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everyone who doesn't include the full quote when mocking GRRM's "what was Aragorn's tax policy" rhetorical question owes me $200
#we as a society need to move past this 'lotr is above criticism' mindset#'grrm totally missed the point of lotr!!' no YOU missed the point of that quote and also asoiaf#how does no one include the 'what did they do with the rest of the orcs? did they kill the little baby ones too?' part?#the point isn't dismissive of tolkien it's critical of modern fantasy's tendency to avoid these questions#and opt instead for a black and white conflict that doesn't examine the humanity on either side#grrm has gone on about how he admires tolkien. taking a quote that expresses his desire for fantasy to expand and explore#and claiming it's some sort of faux intellectualism just because it makes you uncomfortable#is incredibly small minded and harmful actually and I'm sick of pretending it's not#asoiaf
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