#you go to a museum with king boo

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Luigi dating sim. Become the weeg. Smooch some royalty.

[possiblyunhinged]

As a painfully British person (think ready-salted Walkers level), I find British football culture so embarrassing. I didn’t even want the national team to win, partly because it’s always laced with fears of rising domestic violence when they lose and concerns about how the oafs falling out of pubs nearby are going to behave. Spoiler alert: they act like idiots.

The truth is, I know English football culture isn't going to change—people whose only purpose is to follow footballers around, shout at them for 90+ minutes, and get on the piss with the 'lads,' maybe with a cheeky bag on the side, just to feel something. And while I get that, being a purposeless entity myself, the streak of violence throughout it is mortifying.

The chants are embarrassing.

The booing of national anthems is embarrassing.

The war songs are embarrassing.

The drinking culture is embarrassing.

The arrogance, ignorance, and entitlement are unbearable.

What’s worse is that it stems from a deep, state-endorsed ignorance about our history and how we act now. Take King Charles, for example, visiting Commonwealth countries and waving like some kind of messiah.

Imagine that? Being the head of a culture responsible for the murders of millions of people throughout history and stealing their country's resources and wealth before popping it on hideous crowns and in our museums... and then having the audacity to wave your sausage fingers at the people from the countries you stole it from?

Reducing this culture to 'banter' is just them waving a white flag because they have the IQ of a concrete slab. Why would they want to question why people loathe England fans so much? It’d lead them to question the only thing that makes them feel part of something.

You can't separate 'politics' from it either because these divvies are singing songs about WW2 before slurring their way through a national anthem about wanting to be forever reigned over by a royal family.

If you want to remove politics from the national anthem, let’s change it to "Angels" by Robbie Williams.

I know it’s not revolutionary for a left-leaning person to have issues with patriotism. But the sheer level of ignorance in this country, combined with arrogance, makes the concept impossible for me.

[sunnyie-eve]

1 | Welcome

Series: No Prince Charming

Paring: Harry Hook x Original female character Princess!

Word Count: 1.3k

Warnings: none

| MASTERLIST |

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"Did you know? About your brother's first official proclamation?" Adam enters his daughter's room with Belle following behind.

"If I say I did and was for it... How would you react?" Bella asks her father as she sat on her bed so he gives her a look, "Then no I didn't know about it." She gives him a smile.

"Isabella," He says her name.

"Honey," Belle looks at him.

"He's just taking after Mom with you." Bella gets up from her bed so her father leaves the room. "It can't be that bad. You can't judge someone based on their parent's actions. Dad was a pain for a good amount of years before you met him." Bella tells her mother.

"I know sweetheart." Her mother leaves the room as well so Bella leaves her room to go to Ben's room.

"Father came to my room asking if I knew." Bella jumps onto his bed.

"And?"

"Annoyed I knew." She laughs.

"You're standing with me, Audrey, and Fairy Godmother to welcome them when they arrive." Ben says looking out at the Isle.

"Why should I?"

"Because you're the Princess of Auradon. You always find an excuse to not go to things." Ben looks over at his sister.

"Because I don't care and you know I have never cared. And I never will dear brother." She gets up from his bed.

"You will be there. That's coming from the future king." Ben smiles so she rolls her eyes leaving to get ready. "A dress please!" He shouts.

"Is this good for you?" Bella joins the three outside with the band and a few students.

"Thank you." Ben smiles at his sister so she gives him a thumbs up.

Soon the limo shows up with the four and Bella wanted to laugh at how the boys were acting as they got out.

"Just cleaning up." The son of Jaffar smiles.

"Leave it like you found it. And by that I mean just leave it." Fairy Godmother smiles so he puts the stuff back.

"Hello, foxy. The name's Jay." He smiles at Audrey.

"Welcome to Auradon Prep. I'm Fairy Godmother. Headmistress." She introduces herself.

"The Fairy Godmother. As in Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo?" Mal asks.

"Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo you know it." Bella speaks up rolling her eyes since Fairy Godmother couldn't see her.

"It's so good to meet you all. I'm Ben." He introduces himself.

"Prince Benjamin. Soon to be king." Audrey smiles.

"You had me at Prince. My mom's a queen. Which makes me a princess." Evie walks forward.

"The Evil Queen has no royal status here and neither do you." Audrey tells her.

"Just because they don't have a royal status here it doesn't change what they are royally in history." Bella adds making Audrey give her a dirty look.

"This is my sister Bella. Princess Isabella. And this is Audrey." Ben introduces the two girls.

"Princess Audrey. His girlfriend. Right, Bennyboo?" She grabs his hand making Bella fake throw up which Mal notices.

"Ben, Audrey, and Bella are going to show you all around, and I'll see you tomorrow." Fairy Godmother leaves.

"You didn't tell me I would be helping?" Bella looks at her brother who just smiles.

"It is so, so, so good to finally meet you all. This is a momentous occasion, and one that I hope will go down in history... as the day our two peoples began to heal." Ben shakes all their hands.

"Or the day that you showed four people where the bathrooms are." Mal tells him.

"Little bit over the top?" He asks her.

"A lot more than a little bit." She chuckles.

"Well, so much for my first impression." Ben smiles as they look at each other and Bella catches on while Audrey starts to be annoying about who's Mal mom is.

Ben starts the tour and Bella follows along till she splits off without being seen. For the rest of the day, Bella was off on her own and when she was finally heading back to her room after curfew she sees the four newbies running towards the museum.

She waits outside in the distance hearing the alarm making her shake her head at them waiting for them to run back to the dorms.

"First day here and already breaking rules?" She startles the four.

"Princess Isabella." Mal puts on a fake smile.

"Ugh, please don't call me that. Bella is fine. So breaking curfew? Setting off alarms at the museum?" She eyes them.

"Umm." Mal looks at the three.

"Look, not many people agree with my brother bringing four kids from the Isle here because they believe you are just like your parents. So do us a favor, because I was the one who put the thought into his head in the first place, don't prove to the others they were right." Bella looks at all four of them before going to her room.

-

"Bella, right?" Evie walks up to Bella at her locker.

"Correct, Evie. How can I help you?" Bella looks at her.

"About last night... You didn't tell anyone, right?"

Bella chuckles, "Evie if I did, trust me you would know by now. You four would be on the way back to the Isle." She lets her know.

"Why didn't you?" Evie was curious.

"Because I have hope in you four. Tell me, when you enter your dorm did you act like you hated it for Mal?"

"How do you know that?" Evie eyes her.

"You aren't bad as you look. You're happy to be here in hopes of finding a perfect prince. Am I right?" Bella could read Evie's face, "Trust me, you don't want any of the princes here. There's more to life than being the fairest of them all. Coming from the Princess of Auradon..." Bella sighs walking off to the field to watch the players practice.

"Hey. Hey! Hey, you. Lost boy! Put your helmet on. Get out of the kill zone! Come on." Coach Jenkins yells at Carlos, "Pick it up. Put it on! Two hands."

Bella watches Jay take everyone out of his way and dominates the kill zone, "Just needs to learn about teamwork..."Bella says to herself sitting on the bleaches.

As the day goes on leaving one of her classes she sees Ben talking to Mal before she walks off from him. "Is someone crushing on the new girl? What about your girlfriend, brother?" Bella walks up to Ben leaning back on the lockers.

"What? No." Ben chuckles.

"I wouldn't blame you. It's something different and not boring."

"Is that why you refuse to date anyone here? They're all boring?" Ben stands up.

"Mom and dad prefer I be with a Prince but I'm going to have to pass. And yes, everyone here is so boring. I'm surprised mom doesn't get what I mean. She didn't want to be with Gaston she wanted more. I'm just like her before she got boring." Bella explains to him.

"I know but get used to the boring things." Ben walks off leaving her alone.

"Get used to the boring things." Bella mocks her brother walking away bumping into Jay. "Sorry Jay. You did well out on the field today."

"You were watching me?" Jay smirks.

"I was watching everyone but you stood out. Hopefully you make the team. We could use someone like you." Bella tells him truthfully.

"Thanks." He smiles.

"Welcome, well I'm off." Bella starts to walk off but turns back around, "Jay..." She gives him a look.

"Yeah?"

Bella puts her hand out towards him, "My keys please."

"How did you even know?" He hands them back to her.

"I just do. Plus Amir, Aladdin's son taught me how to be sneaking stealing things." She takes her keys back, "For example, your bracelet." She shows him it.

Jay just stares at her taken back, "How did?"

"Bye bye." She winks walking off.

[weepingwillows-sweethibiscustea]

OKAY. RWRB MOVIE REVIEW.

(Disclaimer that these are all only my opinions)

I imagined Philip as looking more like Philza Minecraft, to be completely honest. So tell me why they made him kinda..???

THEY FUCKED UP HIS CHARACTERIZATION (imo). In the book, he’s just a victim of what he was born into as well. He’s rigid & kinda a dick because it was what he was taught to be to survive, the movie completely took that away, giving him literally two scenes.

AND THEN THEY GIVE GOOD GRACE TO THE KING? Bro. No. Stop it.

I feel as though they were afraid to criticize the British monarchy too hard, which is why they gave the king the good grace they did (plus other changes done, I don’t think they included the cliticization of the British Museum stealing all those artifacts either)

Frothing at the mouth over the fact they not only took away Luna, but completely got rid of the fucking sex abuse scandal in favor of a jealousy plot. Explodes you with my mind.

Going back to my point above that one, I feel they might not have wanted to add that seeing how many Richards are out there. Can’t fan too many flames, huh?

They also gave Bea way less screen time, & took away the whole “Powder Princess” thing, I think the way they talked about their dad passing & how it effects the family was kind of cheap.

AND they fucked up Henry’s moms characterization. She just straight up wasn’t in it, only mentioned, & in a negative light. Again, they really didn’t give the dad passing the attention it deserved.

The beginning went by pretty damn fast. But in all fairness for that & I suppose a lot of points, the movies already two hours long with all that missing, so I suppose I can give some leniency on some of these points.

June obviously wasn’t there either, but it at least doesn’t feel like anybody’s missing. I guess they managed the Nora & June merge well. THEY DID NOT MANAGE THE LIAM & LUNA MERGE WELL.

Seriously fuck them for taking away Luna & subsequently his character arc

THEY UN-DIVORCED ELLEN & OSCAR. I UNDERSTAND IT WOULD HAVE ADDED A LOT OF SCREEN TIME THEY DIDN’T HAVE BUT COME ON.

Do love all the terms of endearment Henry uses, honestly don’t remember if that’s in the book or not.

Can we circle back around to how attractive Philip is. Sorry who said that.

I like the way they handled the cake scene better, definitely feels more realistic.

Admittedly also kinda happy the Henry magazine photo thing wasn’t added, kind of made me cringe reading about it lmao

OH YEA THEY TOOK OUT THE SCENE WHERE ALEX CALLS HENRY TO VENT ABOUT HIS PARENTS(?), IT WAS SUCH AN IMPORTANT MOMENT FOR THEIR RELATIONSHIP BOO

Is there a copy right reason they couldn’t include Henry being a Star Wars fan? If they just simply choose not to then I am Disappointed.

Really liked how they did the phone calls, with them appearing in front & them as though they’re in the same room, together. Great touch.

Edit to add this bullet point because it’s really important to me. Alex says he’s bisexual, Henry says he’s gay. Ellen asks if Alex is gay, fluid, bi, pan. Ellen references transgender people. They talk about the LGBT+ community. They say all these words, they don’t whisper them, or talk around them. They say them loud & clear as day. Idk, this just makes me really happy because of how often you’ll see people talk around these words like they’re bad or dirty words (yes I’m aware this is a movie where they have gay sex multiple times on screen but it’s still important to me shut up)

FINAL THOUGHTS.

It was alright. I don’t regret watching it. It was entertaining, but admittedly not the type of movie I’d usually watch, so I think other people could enjoy it way more then I did. But I definitely still enjoyed it despite all my criticisms.

Definitely not as good as the book, but not bad at all. I’d say it’s absolutely worth the watch.

I’m sure you can also find posts that can better articulate why this movie is so groundbreaking & important as well, which is something I didn’t particularly touch on in this post.

[maguro13-2]

The Dark Beginnings ~ Origins of the Ink Demon Chapter 0 Pt. 3 ~

Sammy Lawrence : Destroying a guard like that was spectacular! But too bad that we had to skip it due to budget cuts.

Brute Boris : What guard did she defeated? (We then show Petey Pirahna who was defeated by Inky and turns into paint-like goop) Guess it was made from paint after all, at least it's not chocolate.

Sammy Lawrence : My, my! What fascinating skills you got there, Inky. So my eyes were correct, you Inky Albarn, is Drawcia Family's dangerous threat to Mankind? But why on earth would you be in that throne room for so long? 70 years later, I'd still be amazed if it weren't for you and these heartlesses that has been guarding the Studio as their base of operations.

Inky Albarn : Tell that everyone is waiting for me, I will see you there in the meeting at the basilica in Florence.

Sammy Lawrence : Basilica in Florence?!

Inky Albarn : It will be the place for me and that Crona Kid, one of the experiments that you created.

Sammy Lawrence : What experiment? he had been in that room with a heartless that looks alike that awful witch from the museum in Boston! (Leaves)

Inky Albarn : Today, I will bring judgement to the heartless that wrecked everything and for the love of life.

"Meanwhile later at San Francisco..."

Pilot : Sigma Alpha 2 heading due south over the-

Man on Radio : (groans) Enough with the Sigma Alpha crap! What's the status on the new prisoner aboard?

[Let's Make it - Jun Senoue]

Pilot : Well, it's not blue hedgehog this time. But we really did manage to capture a guy with sharp teeth and uhh...Wait, what are you doing now back there and...Huh? What the-? Hey! What's going on?!

(sounds of people get beaten up)

Man of Radio : What?! I didn't get that, over--!

Pilot : No, stop! What are you doing?! Hey come back here! G-Give us back that emergency snowboard! Get back in your seat, mister!

Man of Radio : Who's taking the emergency snowboard, over?!

(DOOR SMASH!)

Soul Evans : The only thing that I am good at, is being free, numb nuts! (Hops on the chopper wings and get aboard the snowboard) Here's something about low budget flights, no food or movies, it's that simple! I got something to say this one little bit! (To the viewers) I'm Soul Eater Evans and this is Jackass! I'm gonna fly down to San Francisco to get a good view! (Jumps off the helicopter to skydive into downtown) YAHOOOOOOOO!!

"STAGE 1 : City Escape"

[Escape from the City - Ted Poley & Tony Harnell]

News Reporter : According to eye witness on the scene, former music prodigy and juvenile Soul Eater Evans, a member of the wealthy Evans family, has escaped from a helicopter transport and finds into hiding--

Soul Eater Evans : Finally! After getting out of the Evans residence that is now haunted by Ghosts, I will get myself to Tokyo to meet the girl of my dreams! I'm always a cool guy that needs a break from the law and I can get pass that them! You'll never take me alive, coppers! Now let's see what this old newspaper has something from King Boo himself?

[Newspaper : GIRL WITH MYSTERIOUS POWERS WIPED OUT JAPAN'S POPULATION]

Soul Eater Evans : So. It's about that incident of that girl who caused amount of energy to create an explosiove shockwave that destroyed Japan's population. Sounds like that she's the dangerous threat to humankind as well, that mean one thing. I bet it's the power that combines Anger and sadness, grieved with the Despair given out by Sephiroth or a mysterious being responsible for the facade of the Ohkuboverse! Whatevs! If anyone is responsible for that crap, who might knows what lies in the face of true evil itself? Now then, who would've thought that a girl would might be surprising for me to find a girl to get?

[scene flips]

Soul Eater Evans : Gee! This is hard! I only needed a bike that would really pay up for my motorcycle insurance. I got my bike destroyed by that Densuke guy from Eiken, who got caught in an accident riding around on it! So I need to pay up with that guy's medical bills, I need a bike. I really, really, super cool awesome bike. (Gasped in awe) I gotta have me one of them babies before! Thanks for the hog, loser!

*MOTOR RUNNING+TIRE SCREECHING*

[Lethal Highway - Jun Senoue]

*GLASS SHATTER!*

Motorshop Keep : Hey, dude! I was like gonna give you that for free!

Soul Eater Evans : Keep the change, sucker!

Motorshop Keep : Why did I even own a bike shop that people steal things like Grand Theft Auto?

Soul Eater Evans : Alright I got myself a motorbike! Now all I need to get away from the cops! So that they won't ever find me! This is what I call myself a "HOG RIDER"! YEE-HAW!!! Man! This ride is really wild and has such quite a punch. I wonder if some chick would get a ride with?

Maka Albarn : Excuse me, but are you Soul Eater Evans? May I take a ride with you?

Soul Eater Evans : Sure anything you want, ba... (attempts to say "Babe", but stutters) H-he-he-Hello! Who are you stranger? You need a ride?

Maka Albarn : I was wondering if I could ride to get a great view of this beautiful town.

Soul Eater Evans : That's wonderful babe. Then hop on. I'll take you for a ride.

Maka Albarn : Sure. It'll be funs as--EVEEEEEEER!!! [Runs off]

Maka Albarn : Wow! You're really fast! Where did you get this cool bike of yours!?

Soul Eater Evans : You don't wanna know.

Maka Albarn : Well, I haven't known you since 1994.

Soul Eater Evans : 1994? That was around 9 years ago. You didn't met me on that day since kindergarten. You might be the girl that caused the explosion to wipeout 80% of Japan's population 9 years ago.

Maka Albarn : Yeah, that would be me that is responsible for Japan's Destruction. I was that girl after the masked boy saved my life from destroying everything. So it's good that my family is with me and I'm glad that nothing bad happens to me. So anyway, I'm Maka Albarn, what's your name?

Soul Eater Evans : It's Soul Evans, you can just call me Soul Eater.

Maka Albarn : Soul Eater Evans? That's a weird name for a guy like you. Well, in that case. It's good to meet you, Soul. I think that we should get along, as friends together!

Soul Eater Evans : Yeah, friends together!

"Who said anything that friendship is really different to a relationship?"

"That's my way of thinking of a cool guy."

~ Prologue 3 : Pair of a Duo ~

[saganandkatelynindc]

Some bumps in the Road...(part 1)

July 21, 2023 - Happy Birthday to ME!

Well - I wrote this blog late last night and finished it early this AM and apparently did NOT hit POST NOW! Then I shut my computer down because I couldn't get Lion King to run without glitching and you know what happened to the post I had worked on for a few hours... DANG IT! I appear to be distracted.

Katelyn is sick. I think she had food poisoning as we all had different food for lunch and she was the only one that got all the symptoms of food poisoning. That started about 4:30 yesterday after another amazing day. So let me start from the beginning of yesterday. I'll get to the bad stuff toward the end. (She is much improved - FYI)

July 20, 2023

We had a leisurely breakfast - so leisurely that we kinda' missed our departure time so I simply recalculated and came up with another plan. Who can look at time when you are laughing and talking about places we have seen and things we have done? Instead of the Korean War Memorial we would go directly to the Eisenhower Memorial directly across from the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum where we had timed tickets to enter at 10:00 AM. PERFECT!!

The Eisenhower Memorial leaves me wanting. I really want to like it, but I can't understand it.

Behind the two main pieces - Ike as General (above) and Ike as President are excerpts of some significant speeches he gave - but you wouldn't know it unless you decided to see if there was anything on the back - but the wall. Also there is an abstract wire "something" that is supposed to be a picture of Point du Hoc on the beaches of Normandy but NO ONE would possibly know that unless you read the brochure - which I did. I took this image off the Internet and - well - what the hell is that?

Plus there are these huge column in the front of the memorial that are just there. Weird. I did take the kids around the back and we read the speeches - but I spent most of my time thinking - WHO APPROVED THIS!?!?! I have seen it in the morning, afternoon and night and I'm still not feeling it. Moving on.

My plan had only 2 hours scheduled for the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum - and that was a big boo-boo on my part - because the kids needed more time. We had a tour of the Supreme Court scheduled at 12:30 SHARP and to make that we would need to leave exactly at noon. With only 45 minutes to go and having never left the first gallery, I called a meeting. I suggested we skip the Court (since I'm still furious about all the recent decisions they are making regarding women's control of their own freaking bodies.) Senator Stabenow's office made the reservation for us - which was nice - but the time didn't really work. So we extended our Air & Space Time.

We opted for a planetarium show - which was awesome and left me feeling like a moron- the kids know so much about the current exploration of our universe and I know so little - my mind was blown as they discussed what we had watched. Then it was time for lunch.

On to Arlington Cemetery. But that will be part 2. Gotta' run.

Stay tuned....

[bananaamber]

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[thekingjadechronicles]

Trials of a Domme

I got lucky through Sunny. He was a good teacher who didn’t make me get it out the mud.

Sunny was the twin flame that flashed into Charlie's life--mildly toxic and deeply loved. Their instant connection made sense, him being an impulsive and open-minded Aries and her being a curious and daring Scorpio. He'd met her daily contemplations, theories, and introspections with: “Let’s find out”, “Do it and see”, and “I have an idea.” Together, they were chaotic in their adventurous experiments. 

“This was a bad idea,” Charlie whispered as they walked through the empty darkened museum shining phone flashlights on the exhibits. Sunny saw something in here once that he wanted and they were going to take it. 

“You’re the one who wondered if you could,” Sunny whispered back. He was the self-proclaimed king of B&E’s and Charlie swore it was simple having read a Wikihow.

“You were supposed to talk me out of it, not drive me. What if we get caught and I lose my scholarship?”

“Well.. Now we both know you can. I give it a 7 out of 10. Could’ve been quicker.”

“Gimme a break, it’s my first time! See, bad influence.”

“You sound like Miranda. Babe, this is the prime time to explore, do things you’ve never done. Like rob a museum. Small-scale.” 

“My mama would kick my ass..,” Charlie mumbled. This wasn’t what Lupe taught her. As for Miranda, she was tired of hearing about delinquent stunts with Sunny. Sunny had a car. Sunny had a lil money. Sunny could fight and break into anything. Sunny was funny. Sunny had cool hair, piercings, and tats. Sunny Sunny Sunny. Charlie was having fun. As much as she protested, she felt a thrill of excitement and anarchy anytime they did something this risky to prove one of her points or see what would happen. She felt like a mad social scientist. She was learning new things about herself everyday with Sunny. She could break locks, bust windows, talk her way in and out of anything, hold in weed smoke, fire a gun somewhat accurately, perform a successful spinning kick, and biggest of all–she could handle two fingers while being fingered. It felt good. Sunny was a safe base of personal exploration and he had so many experiences of his own at 21 years of age. “Swear we won’t get caught.”

“You worry too much,” he said just before a flashlight shined on them.

“Hey! Stay right there,” the guard shouted as they ran with Charlie being pulled roughly by the wrist to move faster. He could’ve got away twice on his own if he’d wanted to. He wouldn’t run off and leave her, but she almost tripped and twisted her ankle trying to avoid having her arm ripped off by Sunny’s grip. She learned then that she couldn’t do all the things Sunny did no matter how many Wikis she read. 

“Sunny we need to talk,” Charlie started out the gate when she made it back to her dorm. She’d been too hopped up on adrenaline to speak before. 

“I know. No more adventures for you.”

“Sunny, that can’t happen ag– What?!”

“That one was too close. You can’t afford the risk.” 

“That’s my line.”

“Look.. We can still hang out, fuck around, but you’re cut off from experiments. You almost got me caught,” he whispers. “I’ll call you. Stay boring.” 

Charlie glared as he drove off. She made it back to her room where Miranda sat waiting up like a worried parent, staring with judgment. “Fuck off,” Charlie sighed, “Adventures are done. We almost got caught tonight so it’s over.”

“About time. All the shit to be and you choose to be a criminal.”

“GOODNIGHT,” Charlie sang in irritation as she slipped into her bed. Doing hoodrat shit with Sunny was fun. He’d stolen half of the furnishings in his apartment, his place was nice. He even had a soda machine. It was better than the basic career she’d chosen. Counseling? The passion was there, but where was the excitement? She went to sleep thinking of what to do to bring the excitement in because she wasn’t content.

Her focus on step intensified and her energy was poured out in routines and shows while she spent her extra time in books, no longer partying, but reading all about the different avenues a career can take in psychology. She needed options that weren’t so bland. She didn’t want to be a school therapist like many of her peers. She could be a psychiatrist. She could learn hypnotherapy. She could create her own thing. 

She graduated unsure of the path she’d take but with a job that paid a good starting wage, especially for a 20 year-old. Unfortunately, she was working in an elementary school. Lupe and the aunties helped her get an apartment of her own and Miranda continued in school, set to graduate the following year. 

All that year, Charlie worked knowing kids were not her forte. The snot, the vomit, the hallway smells of pee. “Nope,” she whispered, turning in the hall when she saw a wayward child coughing. Sunny found her stories hilarious. “I’m five seconds from working at Target with you,” Charlie said, only half serious. Again, Sunny laughed. 

“It’s probably time to tell you,” he said from her couch. She walked back from her bathroom naked with hair dripping, and questioning. “I don’t just work at Target,” he said. She used her towel to stamp out some of the water from her hair.

“You steal, I know.”

“No, well.. Yeah. But, I’m a professional dom. That’s my job. I work at Target for the w-2.”

“No you’re not,” Charlie laughed thinking it was a joke, but the more she said no and he responded with yes, she knew he was serious. “You are..,” she stared and it clicked that she suddenly had another avenue to explore, if he would guide her. “Teach me,” she insisted, arguing him down. She could talk her way into anything after all, she’d learned that due to Sunny himself.

“It’s not that easy.” 

“I don’t care,” Charlie whispered in his ear, his strong jaw in her grip as she began nibbling on his ear. She could feel him keeping his composure along with his hands to himself. "Don't," he whispered as she straddled him. "I want to learn and you’re going to teach me," she replied with another bite. His responding growl went through her body like a spark, the deepness of it nearly scaring her off. “Get up," he shoved. "I can’t think.”

Charlie fell into the seat beside him covering up with her throw while he gathered himself and his thoughts. He stood then, staring down at her with his hand under his chin, focused. 

“This is sex work.”

“I-,” she paused, quieting when his hand raised. A sign to pay attention.

“To be a requested dom or in your case domme is to be a sex worker. We fulfill a service so the client is in control, correct?”

“Correct.”

“No. The dom is in control. It's a power exchange. It'll push your level of comfort and that's why you’ll need boundaries. We call these limits, things you can't be convinced into. Once it's a hard limit it's not to be brought up again, understood?”

“Yes.”

“Yes, Master Stormy. When I’m teaching you, use my title to show me the proper respect.”

“Yes, Master Stormy,” Charlie stared up with a smirk.

“Your homework from me for the week is to find your limits. Do your research, write it in a journal and call me Friday night. I gotta go,” he looked at his watch. “I booked a session for 7.”

“People?!”

“7 PM girl, damn.”

Charlie wanted to go, but she couldn’t get in the way. Besides, she now had something completely new and exciting to study and explore.  

[witchthewriter]

hey again!! i hope you’ve been doing good, it’s always a joy seeing your writing on my dashboard. i was wondering if i could participate in the ship event?

fandoms : mcu, grishaverse, stranger things

a little about me! : i define myself as queer (attracted to whoever basically, regardless of gender or whatever) and asexual, and i use any pronouns. 

my mbti type is enfp, and i’m a libra if that helps any <3

i’m pretty outgoing! i like talking to people, i just suck at small talk lmao. apparently i come off like i’m flirting with people a lot of the time whoops-

shitty jokes are my jam. i have a mix of 13 year old boy and grandpa humour.

i’m creative but work in sporadic bursts, i’ll do nothing all day but then bust out a painted jacket because i get a surge of energy at one in the morning

big fan of organized chaos, my room is kind of cluttered but i know where everything is. i’ve got a personal vendetta against minimalism

i love making stuff for people and giving them gifts! it’s my love language lmao

i kickbox and do mma, i like the contrast of me having bright pink hair but being able to kick ass ahsgdgg

i also play bass and guitar! can’t sing for shit though

dream job is either as a freelance illustrator or museum curator. something that i’ll enjoy but will still give me time to myself. my idea of hell is having an office job

Want one? Here be the rules 🦋

I actually literally want to be your best friend. You are CHAOS PERSONIFIED and I love it. I really hope you enjoy your ships <3 message me whenever!!!

What the ships have in common:

⋆ They’re lively/outgoing  ⋆ Fun-loving ⋆ Chaotic ⋆ Interesting ⋆ They literally ARE the party / scene/show stealing

𝐌𝐂𝐔/𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Valkyrie! (Pls keep in mind I haven’t seen the recent Thor movie so if things don’t make sense ... idk man, I guess they’ll just not make sense ;) ) 

I think you would be absolutely brilliant together. Valkyrie would not shy away from you at all; you would make her life even more exciting (which is hard to do btw). I think people would be incredibly intimidated by the both of you too. 

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Pick each other’s outfits. I think you two would be ICONS. Like seriously. 

・You know she has responsibilities and duties, but she juggles them really well. 

・She likes to call you really over the top names, like ‘sugar bun,’ ‘sweet cheeks,’ ‘bunny boo.’ She likes embarrassing you

・You two love sparring with each other. Both very competitive and are always trying to one up each other. 

・She likes slow dancing with you thought - look up the song, ‘I’m Kissing You’ by Des’ree. It’s literally your guys’ song.

𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 

I ship you with Jesper Fahey! (And don’t worry, I looked up his sexuality and he’s bisexual.) 

 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・When he first laid eyes on you, his breath hitched. Even in the Grishaverse you found a way to go against the crowd. 

・Relationship tropes: ‘chaotic duo,’ ‘something usually breaks wherever you too go,’ ‘aggressively supportive.’

・I do feel as if there is angst in this relationship - especially at the beginning. You would see Jesper as this playboy who wouldn’t even notice you. But he thought you hated him. Obviously that wasn’t the case. Not unti lnej was like ‘pull your head out of your asses guys c’mon.’ 

・Wants you to feel as included in the gang as possible. You were probably hired as Kaz’s bodyguard due to your training. That’s how you’re associated. 

・You become a part of the inner circle; it’s Kaz, Inek, Jesper & you. 

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 

I ship you with THE Eddie Munson <3 absolute king. Okay, so just like with Jesper, you two would be absolute chaos. Just shenanigans outright wherever you go. I definitely think you and Eddie would be a more traditional couple. In the sense that ... it makes sense you’re together. You’re very similar personality wise. 

 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Met at your job; you worked in a record shop and Eddie was a regular there. Obviously you knew the rumours about him; his ‘devil worshipping’ and one day you decided to ask him about it... 

   “Summoned any demons lately, Eddie?” You asked casually. 

“Ugh - what was that sweetheart?” He looked at you with his eyebrows raised, one arm on the counter, the other reaching for his tapes. 

   “You know, with your satanic worship and such...” You trailed off, and gave him a cheeky smile. 

“Oh definitely. I was going to ask him about my homework question.” 

・You guys are really cheeky with each other; constantly flirting, until one day one of your friends was in the store as well and asked if you guys were together. 

“What...” you looked at Eddie, and suddenly an idea came into mind. 

“Yeah, how’d you find out?” You looked at your friend with a comical expression; eyebrows raised, eyes wide. 

  Eddie played along, after all he did have a secret crush on you ... 

“I think she might be my soulmate,” Eddie said breathlessly, taking you into his arms and pressing your head to his chest (forcefully it was all very very dramatic.) 

・And when your friend had to go, you said: “why don’t we hang out ... you know ... a date ...” 

    He was shocked. 

And immediately said yes, but tried to play it cool. “I mean ... I guess ... I’ll check my schedule.” 

・I could literally talk about you two all day. You’re so easy to write about - I think the gang would know you previously because you work in such a popular store. 

・You would be great friends with literally everyone. You’re so outgoing and they all love you so much. You teach Max how to defend herself, you talk to Lucas about basketball, Dustin literally has a crush on you etc. 

[oh-boy-me]

I just read both the australia and museum post and the chaos levels are top tier, but like imagine the chaos that ensues if lord diavolo discovers about amusment parks and immediately just buys tickets to disneyland. Lucifer is basically the dad trying not to loose his children(lord diavolo included). Lord diavolo wanting to ride a loopy rollercoaster and just having the time of his life! (Also I highkey see diavolo ordering lucifer to make a disneyland in devildom tbh) Also mouse ear headbands!

This..... this took forever

Hey there anon!  Sorry it took literally a year to answer this!  If you’re still into Obey Me, I hope this was a pleasant surprise.

Also for the first time ever a scenario post is being put under the cut for length purposes.  This scenario is 2.6k words Jesus

Please note that the last time I went to Disney was in 2015, so anything that’s newer than that is taken from the extensive reading of Disney advice blogs I read in preparation for this post.  Anything older than that is likely from experience.

Also, I tried my best to keep this spoiler free for the attractions that can be affected by it.

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So the Devildom DOES have the concept of amusement parks.  I slept on this ask for so long that we’ve learned about Devil’s Coast.  It seems to be more akin to a smaller-scale theme park, though.  Small-ish.  I’m used to NYC idk what constitutes as small.

Something like Disney World is on such a larger scale!!  When Diavolo heard about that, he knew they had to go.

They are going to Disney World in Orlando because it’s the only one I’ve been to.

Lucifer is REALLY getting tired of these field trips, but there would be no weird animals, and there would be no sobering lessons on global extinction events at a family-friendly amusement park.  He.  He can handle this.

Solomon has actually been banned from all Walt Disney theme parks.  We’re talking blacklist-level banned.  He’s barred from ever entering any Disney park ever again.  However, this was back in 1976, so this must be, like, his son or something, right?  There’s no way this is the same guy.  Thought the security guard who let him in.

What did Solomon do to get banned?  When asked, he only gave a curious hum.  “Yeah, I wonder.”

The place is split into four parks, so they’ll spend one day in each.

Barbatos continued to flex his power as the only one in the group with a brain cell, being sure to get them all fast passes.  He even set time back just for the passes while they were booking the rides they wanted to cut the lines for, so if they don’t get used he’s going to be very snippy.

Also for convenience sake this is taking place in an AU where everything is the same but COVID doesn’t exist to shut down some rides and attractions.

Day 1: Hollywood Studios

MC and Simeon basically have to coerce Lucifer into letting everyone run free instead of making them all line up with a walking rope all day.  He relents on the condition that everyone checks in periodically so he can at least know they haven’t killed anyone.

Nobody will check in except for maybe Beelzebub and those at Purgatory Hall.

Levi immediately gathered his fellow Star Wars fans (which basically meant calling over Mammon Belphie and Asmo and then pulling in two unsuspecting people suddenly given the title of “Star Wars fan”), and made a beeline for Galaxy’s Edge.  There’s a LOT to do there and damn it if he wasn’t going to hit all of it.

First up for their group is the interactive Millennium Falcon Smuggler’s Run.  They fail the mission.  Levi’s pretty pissed, but everyone agrees that it was fun nonetheless.  They really felt like they were doing a mission in the Falcon!  Plus, the gameplay element was totally up the alley of most of this group.  Simeon does feel a little nauseous from Luke’s jerky steering, though.

Did you know that Diavolo loves Toy Story?  He does.  He’s very much enjoying the Slinky roller coaster with Barbatos.

Barbatos would rather be spending time at the shows and performances, but oh no god forbid we don’t get an autograph from Doc McStuffins.  Lucifer please come find him and save him.

Lucifer somehow wandered into the Frozen Sing-Along Celebration.  He wants out.  Barbatos please come find him and save him.

In general, Lucifer isn’t a fan of these sorts of places, so honestly he’s just hiding from the others and waiting for today to be over.  Barbatos told him that there are parks that don’t revolve around rides and characters, and he’s holding out for those.

Luckily for them Diavolo wants to do LITERALLY everything, and that does include the shows, so Barbatos and Lucifer can have at least some fun today

Levi, Asmo, and Beel are about to start their relay for getting character autographs when Satan shows up out of nowhere and starts dragging everyone over to the Tower of Terror.  Solomon bars all attempts to flee on a certain Avatar of Greed’s side.

The line to the Tower is so long, and honestly?  Satan feels like the ride didn’t live up to the literal hour they waited to get on.  Like yeah it was fun, but way too short.

He voices those thoughts, and Levi, who Satan knows is afraid of heights, is pretty fucking livid and drags him to Rock n Rollercoaster as revenge.  Satan hates roller coasters.

As for the others, Asmo and Luke have a lot of fun on the thrill rides.  Mammon and Simeon do not.  Beel is a little spooked by them but still manages to have fun, while Belphie and Solomon think they’re alright.

Eventually, Simeon gets too sick to move, and they assign him to Luke.  They say it’s because he’s too short to ride some of the rides (even though he’s literally not, screw you guys.)

Barbatos messes with time a lil bit so they can enjoy the Fantasmic Show and Fireworks to wrap the day up.

Levi is very jealous of Diavolo’s Doc McStuffins autograph.  Somehow Asmo has Buzz Lightyear’s number.

Day 2: Animal Kingdom

Satan is vibrating

He literally instantly sprints to the Kilimanjaro Safari.  And good for him; that’s something best done while the sun isn’t high up.  The whole gang actually agrees to check that one out, and while Satan isn’t thrilled to be within 50 feet of Lucifer, he’s glad Simeon is there because he remembers how his presence lured animals out in Australia.

Simeon also finds himself pulled along the trails by Satan and parents watch in horror as a gorilla gives him a friendly pat on the back.

If you didn’t know, Animal Kingdom is divided into the two continents of Asia and Africa, as well as the secret eighth continent Avatar (2009).  Diavolo heard great things about the Flight of Passage ride, but he totally forgot to tell Barbatos about it, so they’re stuck on a three hour wait line now.

Levi takes Luke on the Everest roller coaster because Simeon saw it in the distance and looked like he was about to cry.  Levi wouldn’t shut up about how the yeti effect needs to be fixed and Solomon had to explain that the effect literally couldn’t support itself.

Simeon, having escaped a roller coaster for the first and only time on this trip, grabs lunch with Lucifer and Solomon and they enjoy the Lion King performance together.  Solomon’s the only one of them who’s seen the movie, but the others still found it fun.  Solomon keeps making up random plot points that don’t exist, though.  Remember when Simba was captured by pirates?

Mammon found the Bugs Life show very scary.  Normally Asmo would laugh at him, but he’s afraid of any bug he’s never seen before and at least Mammon was afraid of the things that were supposed to get you.  They agree that bugs are still not their friends.

Satan has many things to say about the Dinosaur ride and most of them aren’t good.  Belphie thought it was pretty ok, though.  Lucifer can’t believe there was a sobering lesson on a global extinction event at this family-friendly amusement park.

Diavolo is still in line.  Barbatos abandons him.  He accompanies Luke to the kiddie fossil thing and actually finds it more tolerable.  Oh yeah that’s the other secret ninth continent, Dinoland.

Beel and Belphie spend most of the day together at the various petting zoos.  Belphie comes back knowing more than he ever wanted to about conservation.  He thought Rafiki’s Planet Watch was going to be about watching other planets, not this one!

Asmo gets very interested in the costumes of the performers, as well as the parrots in the bird show.  He could probably make some really colorful designs with those as inspiration.

Nearby, Mammon runs into Kevin and squawks in surprise.  The zoo staff spend the next two hours trying to find the bird that escaped.

Diavolo says the ride was worth it, don’t worry.

Honestly this park has a lot of stuff that wouldn’t translate well to a funny scenario post so this part might be a little short compared to the others.  I can only talk about a zoo for so long.

Anyone remember the Honey I Shrunk the Kids 4D show?  Apparently it closed in 2016 to make room for more Star Wars stuff.

Anyway, at the center of it all there’s the Tree of Life, which is really pretty all day.  Lucifer is thrilled to have a decently obvious meet-up place, too.  They get to catch the brief awakening show at night.

They’re very bummed to learn the Rivers of Light show isn’t happening anymore, so Levi pulls it up on his phone so they can watch it in spirit.

Then Satan learns about the Wilderness Explorers badges and the others spend the rest of the time preventing too much collateral damage over the fact that nobody told him.

Day 3: Epcot

Finally, Lucifer thinks.  Boo, Luke thinks.

Beel didn’t expect this park to be that interesting to him (he’s much more into the wonder and immersion of Hollywood Studios and Magic Kingdom), but then he learned about the restaurants.  China, Norway, France, Mexico, Germany, Morocco, Italy, Japan, Canada--Canada?  Huh.  Canada.  There’s so many different restaurants from so many cuisines to try, and yeah he knows that it’s definitely not the same as going to the place and it’s overpriced (sorry Lucifer), but it’s all right there.  He makes certain to take MC on a deluxe Epcot restaurant tour.

Oh yeah MC.  That’s the first time we’ve heard from them in a while.  They’re doing whatever you want them to I guess.

Levi buys so much from the Japanese gift shops that he has to go back to the hotel for a bit to drop his bags off.

Satan and Diavolo aren’t much better, but their stashes are more varied.

Also, Diavolo found Mouse Gear, and bought everyone a pair of ears.  Lucifer says that everyone has to keep them on because it’s what Lord Diavolo wants, but he is by far the most upset about them.  Mammon snaps a picture and Lucifer throws his DDD into the lake.

Asmo and Belphie decide they’re gonna take it easy this day, and they nab Solomon and Barbatos for some exhibition hopping.

Luke finds Mission Space and please father no Simeon thought he was safe he thought he was safe here no please

Aside from that, though, Luke honestly finds this part of the park boring.  He’d have been more interested in these attractions elsewhere, but as a kid he’s in Disney for roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.

Simeon is very grateful that Luke doesn’t have much that he wants to do, because it means that he can enjoy the Gran Fiesta and Living with the Land boat rides and have a single moment where he doesn’t feel like he’s about to be sick.  He’s not even afraid of the rides; he just gets motion sick easily.

Asmo makes sure to see the Chinese acrobat show, and Mammon catches that with the show-hopping gang since there isn’t much he wants to do here either.

Epcot has alcohol and Solomon hasn’t been able to drink in ages so he really wants to spend some time doing that with MC.  No demons allowed, thank you very much.  He doesn’t hold his liquor as well as he’d like you to believe, but he just gets really talkative when drunk so it’s ok.

Epcot is a nice day to take a breather and Lucifer and Barbatos definitely needed a breather before tomorrow.

Day 4: Magic Kingdom

This is the day Diavolo has been waiting for.  The crème de la crop, the best park for kids and kids in a future king of the Devildom’s body.

Also I feel like now is a good time to mention that this probably isn’t a reasonable order of events because I don’t remember the map layout of these places idk Disney city planning

This time.  This time, Levi, Asmo and Beel are gonna get those autographs, dammit.  Levi doesn’t even know who half of these characters are but hell if he’s not getting their autograph.

Mammon actually really loves the mascots too, but he’s embarrassed about it so he’ll only try to get one if he can use the guise of MC wanting one.  MC, please help him out

Belphie isn’t big on rides, but he does have a soft spot for the more retro ones like Dumbo and Seven Dwarves.  And like I said before, Beel loves Magic Kingdom for its wonder.  So Belphie is perfectly happy being led (read: piggybacked) around by Beel today, because their favorite attractions match up pretty well here.

Actually, Beel’s favorite Disney movie is Lilo and Stitch, but.  RIP Stitch’s Great Escape ride 2004-2018

Diavolo and Lucifer take a moment to enjoy the Carousel of Progress, and they reflect on how much the Human World is always changing and how much about it they still don’t know.  It really does make them think, like.  Grandma found the VR games at Christmas!  The Devildom doesn’t have grandmas!

Mammon is terrified of the Haunted Mansion ride, and Satan has literally never felt so much schadenfreude in his life.

Mammon’s afraid of most rides to be fair, but he likes water rides, so Levi eventually takes pity on him and they go on Splash Mountain together more than once.

The Peter Pan ride broke down

Luke wanted to go on Space Mountain and Simeon was the only one around, so.  RIP Simeon ????-2021

Diavolo was That Guy.  If you know, you know.

Beel accidentally spun the teacups way too fast.  Not even Solomon got out of that one unscathed.

Following that, Solomon manages to drag Barbatos onto the Jungle Cruise while Lucifer is busy.  What is Lucifer busy with?  Riding the Buzz Lightyear shooting ride over and over until he hits every single target and gets a perfect score at a Disney ride, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve.  Anyway, Barbatos finds it really charming and Solomon finds it a nice break that he didn’t know he needed.

While looking for a food place that sells water for a reasonable price, a kid runs up to Asmo asking for a picture and autograph.  He’s kind of confused, but goes along with it to make the kid happy.

Turns out, Asmo’s so naturally charming that they mistook him for a prince.  Other groups see that family and follow suit.  Mammon eventually catches wind of it and shows up to charge a fee.  The parents are pretty sure Disney doesn’t charge fees like that, but their kids really want a pic with Asmo so they hand over the two bucks.  (“Oh it’s so low” come on Mammon’s not a dick to children.)

And that’s the story of how Mammon and Asmo ended up in Disney Jail.  You’re very much not allowed to pretend to be a cast member and then charge money for it.  Lucifer has to bail them out as their “guardian,” and as punishment they aren’t allowed to opt out of It’s a Small World.

Small World isn’t that bad imho, and those like Diavolo, Satan, Simeon, and Levi would like it a lot.  But Lucifer has been playing parent all day, Belphie does not like the noise, and Solomon has literally been on this ride at least fifty times.  Very mixed feelings on this one, but it feels fitting to end with that and a fireworks show.

All in all though this wasn’t the worst trip Lucifer’s been on (cue everyone applauding for some reason).

Barbatos by far had the least fun of them all because for four days he was stuck in a park where the mascot is a fucking rodent and he wasn’t allowed to annihilate Mickey Mouse where he stood

“Disneyland Devildom when” “Lord Diavolo, no”

Masterlist

[tear-stained-blankie]

I've been meaning to do this forever and I'm bored/can't sleep so...

MLQC Boys as CG's!

⭐💗⭐💗⭐💗⭐💗⭐💗⭐💗⭐💗⭐💗⭐

Victor

At first he'd think you were joking about your regression or just pretending to act younger for attention (ouch.)

Don't worry, it wouldn't take him long to realize that he totally screwed up in making that assumption.

He's a busy CG and has to work a lot, but he loves you very much and makes as much time for you as he can.

Very protective of you. He tells you to hold his hand when crossing the street, makes you wear coats or bring them 'just in case,' and brings the entire house with you when you leave because you might need anything.

The only thing he can't handle is tantrums. (Panic attacks/meltdowns don't count as tantrums, he knows you can't help those.)

Takes you to souvenir all the time and makes sure he knows exactly how to make all your favorite foods.

He's too scared to wash your comfort items, so he asks someone else to do it for him, but only because he doesn't want to mess up.

He teases you a lot, but he means we'll by it and really doesn't mean to offend you.

Not strict, but he's not chill either. He has a specific set of rules for you, but nothing out of your comfort zone.

He's actually a big softie (don't tell him I said that.)

He's open to any male CG names (daddy, dada, papa, etc.)

Calls you: pumpkin pie, muffin, sweetie, boo, etc.

Would be best with littles 5+

Gavin

Doesn't have a clue what littles are.

It takes him forever to understand, but once he gets it, he makes sure he does a good job being your CG.

He secretly holds you a little tighter and is a little more protective of you than before.

Let's you go to the police station and meet the other officers that he works with. They all know you by name, get you presents and always have a lollipop ready when you come to visit.

He lets you sit in his police car and start the siren if you want.

If you want to, but the siren scares you, he's got noise cancelling headphones handy.

He is such a fun CG, he'll make everything into a game so that it'll be fun for you.

If you're fussy/can't sleep, since Gavin can control the wind, he takes you for 'uppies' where the two of you just fly around until you feel better or fall asleep.

Tries to teach you new things and constantly tries to keep you engaged in things. "What color is that, little one?" "Can you tell me how many that is?" "Can you tell me about (insert thing here)?"

When you cry or get upset, he pulls you into his lap and bumps his knee up and down while you sit on it to calm you down.

He always tries to make you giggle.

He is perfectly fine with any caregiver names you give him (masculine, feminine or gender neutral.)

Calls you: giggles, sweetheart, bubs, junior, little one, etc.

He's best with littles 3+

Lucien

Oh my goodness, he loves being a caregiver.

He's pretty childish himself in a way, so he'd be super good with caring for his little.

He would immediately sit down with you and ask why you didn't tell him sooner. Then, he'd ask you if he'd ever said anything that made you feel upset and try to get things right immediately.

Arranges all your comfort items the way you want them because he loves putting things in order.

Very paitent. If he has a chatty little, he'll listen. If he has a quiet or nonverbal little, he'll try to find out what you need by asking questions or by telling you to point. If you're fussy, he immediately puts his focus on finding out why. He's amazing, okay?

Loves taking you to the children's museum. He gets to teach you about science and animals and you get to have fun. He'd even buy you a stuffy afterwards.

Loves to color with you and he loves to watch you color. If you're too little to color when little, he teaches you how to grip a pencil and let's you draw.

Keeps all your coloring pages and drawings, he loves them.

Is fine with being called dada, papa, mama, etc. Just not daddy or mommy.

He calls you his little fool (like the game but this time for real because you are his little.) He also calls you cutie, baby (gender,) bug, princess/prince/royal, etc.

He's good with any little, he just wants someone to love and make happy.

Shaw

Oh gosh, his initial reaction is not great (he doesn't understand.)

*laughs a bit* "Is this a joke?" "Are you trying to tell me you want a baby?"

He calls his brother, Gavin to see if he understands what you're going on about. Then he realizes he was a big ole jerk.

Immediately apologizes and agrees to be your caregiver.

He's not good at it at first, he really is trying, he just doesn't know what he's doing. "Oh, you're little now? Cool! So uh, we still making dinner or no?"

Gavin bonks him on the head a couple of times and shows his brother how to properly care for you and he's much better after that.

He likes doing preschool activity sheets/books with you. He even plays preschool with you. He's the teacher and your toys are your classmates.

Swears up and down that he doesn't really care for watching little shows with you but he loves it. You've even caught him once or twice singing the theme song to your favorite little shows.

(Not really a fitting headcanon for this post, but I'm putting it in anyway.) If you guys watch Hurcules or Descendants 3 when you're regressed, he thinks Hades is the coolest character he's ever seen.

Since he has the power to control storms, if you like them, he can make that happen. If you don't like them, he can make storms go away.

Prefers daddy or dada as a CG name for him, but is okay with anything really.

Calls you: lightning bug, little lightning, thunderbolt, little lion, firefly, angel, sweet baby, etc.

Is good with littles 3 and 1/2+

Kiro

Oh boy, oh boy, my favorite! (I'll shut up now and get back to the HC's xD)

Have you seen how childish he is? He would think your regression is the cutest thing he's ever seen.

Makes you a 'baby' room and a 'big' room.

Likes making you cute foods like Mickey Mouse pancakes, Octopus hotdogs, etc.

Is so understanding about everything, most of the time he knows when something is bothering you. You don't even have to tell him.

Let's you help him write some music with him and pick instruments you like to be in his songs.

The king of lullibies, he loves singing to you and it sounds precious when he does it.

He's also really good at reading and telling bedtime stories. He loves doing voices and making you smile.

When he has to leave to go on tour, he asks Gavin to babysit. When he comes back, he brings you a present everytime.

Teaches you little songs about everything like how to set the table, going to bed, different stuff.

Makes your stuffies talk a lot and almost always gives them accurate voices.

He's a reward chart kinda CG's, he has a reward chart for you in just about everything from self care to eating your veggies.

He doesn't care if it's three in the morning, if his baby needs something, he gets it for you.

Is okay with all caregiver names except 'daddy."

Calls you: baby chips, chocolate chip, little biscuit, little rockstar, (insert cg nicknames here's) little one, etc.

Is good with any littles, but the younger the headspace, the better he is.

[rookie-valkyrie16]

TRIPLE CHIBI ART~!

1st Picture - Marie vs Fancubo (Black Heart Fever Boss Fight picture)

2nd Picture - Taylor vs Nightmare King Boo (Black Heart Fever Boss Fight picture)

3rd Picture - CHIBI SPOOKY MONTH MAGIC POTION MAKING~!

I keep forgetting that I wanna make some art for my Black Heart Fever AU, so here are two cool pictures I made. The way how the boss battle works is similar to the Boss Fights from Harmoknight, but you have to use magic wisely to beat the bosses otherwise the boss battle won’t end.

First picture shows me battling against Nightmare Fantoccio (Or as I call him Fancubo in his monster form). When night falls down, Fantoccio loses control of his monster self and begins going on a rampage. I have to make him snap out of it while dodging his attacks rhythmically.

Second picture shows Taylor ( @taylorthecreator14 ) battling against Nightmare King Boo. It looks like Taylor is trapped in a strange abandoned museum where King Boo hides himself from everyone when his Monster Form takes over his mind at night.

Third picture shows Chibi me and Chibi Taylor hanging out with Skid and Pump while making Spooky Magic Potions!~

(Skid and Pump belongs to Sr Pelo)

(Fantoccio belongs to Billie Bust Up)

(King Boo belongs to Nintendo)

(The idea of Fancubo and Black Heart Fever AU belongs to me. Do NOT Steal It!)

[ladyyatexel]

I Finished A Manga

And watched a movie. Once again tucked under a read more for your comfort and convenience and existing likely only for the entertainment of myself and @anthropwashere

what the fuck

My impression of the final arc of the manga is that the author had to find a way to best wrap every dumb thing he'd ever come up with in several layers of plastic wrap in order to appear as though it was one whole. Since it's plastic wrap, eventually you can't tell what it's holding together anymore, how many pieces there are, etc, but if you start unravelling, you are left with Holy Fuck What On Earth Was That. This is weirdly also not a criticism, I guess. If I had to retcon everything I'd done for ten years with the knowledge that the old stuff was already public and printed in thousands of books, I'd have to make a saran wrapped pretzel with an ankh on it too.

I dislike Kaiba even more now! This arc did not help my feelings about him in the slightest, especially since he was basically a cop.

also gonna go with a hard No on the Blue Eyes White Dragon Plot Device Woman, no no no yikes, what the Fuck

I think if even One Person had said, 'wow the monsters in our souls look like nothing from our world' then how mismatched they were from the trappings of Allegedly Egypt would not have been so jarring for me

Egyptian names filtered through Japanese filtered through English, hooboy

Appreciated actually being able to read the Pharaoh's name before he yelled it out.

"The mummy is playing the game with us." I'm sorry, w hat

Playing card game as the NPCs in table top RPG of a dead king's memories on top of a diorama made by Satan's landlord body because he likes making models and his dad owns a museum while an ancient pendant hangs like a disco ball designed to project realistic versions of ancient mythology soul fighting Satan in a trenchcoat and changing but also not changing the fabric of reality maybe????

Everyone's father has the same goatee, and I think 80% of the fathers we know about get murdered (by their own children!), so now I'm left with wonderings about the author's father as well as his shoe collection.

I don't. I don't think we needed Zorc, or really any of the extra souls in the Ring? I feel like the rage of the sole survivor of a concentrated slaughter/genocide could have been enough and more interesting.

Got the eerie feeling I was supposed to be sympathizing with or relating to the Pharaoh and his Priests, but I was firmly on the side of 'revenge on society for melting the bodies of everyone I've ever known down into magical jewelry' man. I mean, he's part of the Bakura Cinematic Universe, so of course I'm biased, I guess, but I was sitting there like, "Why are you booing him? He's right!" the whole time. I guess dragging the king's father's corpse across the floor was a dick move and is probably why we needed to extra manhunt for this dude, but I feel like I could have been spared like a dozen pages of indecipherable monster explosions if someone had just been like 'fuck, hold the ancient egyptian phone, we maybe owe this dude some airing of grievances, the mass murder was bad form'

speaking of the phone, Ancient Egyptian Bound Book was what made me put it down for several minutes. After everything else I endured, that it was not a fucking scroll of papyrus just shattered what will power I had to continue pretending it was Egypt. Not the dragons, or the stupid hair, or 'why are we all trying to murder the war orphan who is justifiably pissed as fuck', the Book.

Walk Walk Fashion Baby. Everyone wearing cute fucking slippers and excessive amounts of rad ankle bracelets and pinkie rings. Yeah, I'll take that, you all look cute as hell at least from the knees down.

Pharaoh trying to get out of a bad situation by appealing to Yami Bakura's commitment to staying in character while RPing, thank you, what a good. Movie stuff , that is, the Dark Side of What The Fuck Is Happening Movie:

I'm glad Yugi grew up, look at him go! He got taller to fit all his new confidence in himself. Also, Fashion. We love a choker and black shirt.

Many people got to Fashion! Love alternate wardrobe options.

Kaiba continues to Get Worse??????? I understand that he's a fan favorite, I just think whatever makes him appealing to everyone else makes me want to see him get punched in the throat. So every time I felt like the narrative and the visuals wanted me to think he'd gotten more badass, I was yelling "WHY" at the screen. He just seems like a tyrant dictator with too much money. That is everyone else's speed just like mine is homicidal revenge and dead things, I guess.

I suffered from not understanding who or why the fuck until like the last ten minutes, despite the thoroughness of my immersion in this weirdly specific hell for two weeks. Also, despite saying it was a manga continuation, it clearly was banking on you knowing more shit about the anime/real life card game than I ever knew, so I spent a long time either confused about what the fucking stakes were with Aigami/Diva (...why did he even need two names???? what purpose did that serve???) or bored as hell (Kaibaaaaaa).

Yay, Bakura for like five minutes, though. Even though the narrative and everyone in it only cares about him as plot vessel. He comes back from another dimension in the middle of a fucking stadium and no one is like 'shit, dude, what happened over there?' We are focused on the card game. The last thing he was doing was breaking the fuck down over things he'd blacked out, but Yugi is playing a cardgame while Kaiba insults him at the presentation of the new iPhone, so fuck off I guess. His voice actress getting some time to do Evil Laugh is always appreciated, though.

Bakura didn't even get to express a generic post gradation goal like everyone else, why do you guys even hang out with him or take him anywhere then

I feel like vinegar about this.

Mokuba being voiced by a 77 year old lady is just fantastic news to me. Also, his haircut and suit, yes, good for him. Cute.

why was it a movie about another new rando though, just make a movie developing the cast you already have, why do we keep adding more tragic orphans

just to kill them, usually

Yu-Gi-Oh: where orphans and fathers with goatees go to die.

[chairraeatingchicken]

okkkkk but sorry to vent one last time before the year ends.

it hurts me to imagine that the memories I created w the person I thought I’d be with …be with someone else.

im literally thinking about all the times we randomly drive around expensive neighborhoods just to see cute houses, go to museums or the botanical gardens every time we travel, get lit and order in too much food from burrito king, his mom make me viet food :::::(, sleeping and waking up next to each other during quarantine, sharing each other’s goals and helping with each other’s struggles like my math hw or him not getting into Amazon, random rode trips, random little surprises for each other’s bday, watching loki and all the other tv shows and movies we’d do over FaceTime, being lazy or having cleaning days, going outside for little walks, him making me coffee, me cooking a recipe i found and wanted to make, and him sending me random choreograph dedicated to me(,: just being together for the course of 5 years and then just becoming strangers over two months ….after he found someone else. shit feels like 2018 again. theres just so many good times and memories, every-time I think of him its only good memories, and it’s just so fucking hard to have the person you love be with someone else who's making them happier. (how does someone even post their new boo after just two months of no contact, like damn found someone already….*sigh* *BIG BIG FUCKEN SIGH*)

fuck man. I’m really never tryna date ever again. just want to skip to the part in my life where me and my significant other are happy and thriving and living good healthy lives :( but in order to do that I’d have to talk to ppl and I don’t even want to do anything related to that.

starting over is probably hardest thing and not talking about it, while bettering yourself is simply the biggest mental health I face.

if i had my heart broken in 2018 and I’m still alive …well shit guess I gotta go through the motions again.

thanks for coming to my heartbroken Ted talk. i will now stop talking about my heart break.

[leechonspeeddial]

Midnight Shift: Carry On, Citizen Fang

Summary: Something wicked this way comes. If only Resentment could figure out if it was the same thing that stunk up the Burger King. Chapters: 2/? Read on ao3

Straight Kevin had been very understanding about my family emergency – He was super duper cool with manning the restaurant all by his lonesome. Sadly, he wasn't understanding enough to let me get away with not telling Gay Kevin about it – which wasn't very super duper cool of him, now was it?

He didn't even have the decency to offer to call for me, the fucking coward.

"Are you certain it's an emergency?"

I rolled my eyes and skipped over the muddy snow pile blocking the sidewalk. I felt a sense of kinship with the season. Besides the cold and death, Winter went all out when it came to inconveniencing the population.

"Trust me, Kev. If I wanted to blow off work, I'd do it on location. I'm not exactly in a rush to get home, ya know?"

The line went quiet for exactly five seconds and I could picture him doing that breathing exercise he did whenever he was fed up with my shit. I took the opportunity to loudly slurp my mello yello.

Delicious.

"I don't know, you could be ditching to hang out with friends or something. Teens do that. I did that." I almost laughed, as if.

"I spend all of my free time at work and everyone my age thinks I'm pregnant with an incest baby. Bold of you to assume I even have friends."

"You would get friends if you felt like it would inconvenience me. And it would really inconvenience me right now"

"Ugh. Don't be so dramatic. I don't do things just to be a general nuisance," I heard a snort that didn't come from Gay Kevin. "Wait, did you put me on speaker?!"

"What's the word, Res" Not Kevin chimed in before being shushed by Gay Kevin.

"Relax, we're loading the rental. I don't exactly have a free hand."

"So? This only needed to be like two seconds. Take a five or something."

"I'm going to level with you, our new napkin guy gives me real sketch vibes. Any second where we're not loading, it's an additional second we have to spend here. I simply refuse to die in a dilapidated warehouse, Resentment. I refuse."

I crossed the street to take the park shortcut home. A couple of high schoolers were vaping by the swings; they stared at me and I ignored them.

"I think you'd survive. You exude final girl energy"

"Have you ever watched a horror movie? I'd literally die first"

"I watched Practical Magic once" I smirked when Not Kevin groaned.

My satisfaction didn't last long, because no more than a second later, a snowball hit the back of my head. I took a deep breath and reminded myself that I couldn't gloat to Edward about having the moral high ground if I murdered every minor annoyance that crossed my path.

It just sucked having to ignore my vampire senses because I had to play human. What was the point of knowing something was coming if you were unable to stop it because you had to keep up appearances? In my opinion, humans should just have to deal with the knowledge of the supernatural. They were big kids, we didn't need to coddle them anymore.

It was 2022, for God's sake.

I turned back scowling and flipped off the fuckers. I recognized High-Pony in the group and decided to give her the soggiest, saddest, AND smallest fries next time she dared enter my work.

Maybe even sprinkle some burnt ones for extra flavor.

"I know what you're doing and I'm begging you to stop. I'm the one who has to deal with him for the next two hours"

"Don't be rude. Not Kevin is a gift," I glared at the group and slowly walked away backwards. At least until they were out of my sight. The Cullens were insane for going back to high school as often as they did.

"Ha. It's nice to be appreciated"

"Truly. Short of a museum, where else are you going to find something so old?"

"Boo. Get new jokes, the material is stale," I rolled my eyes as I shook the snow from my hair. I was rapidly approaching home and I wasn't quite prepared to go in.

For one, how was I supposed to keep my new mystery to myself if that's what Alice saw? It wasn't fair. To think I had only been worried about Big Brother and his thought police...

Reflecting on it though, if Alice saw my mystery man, then wouldn't that mean he was either a vampire or a human? Ergo, something neither mysterious nor interesting.

Disappointing.

"Whatever, gramps"

"Ok, ok. Let's get back on topic –"

"You gotta start trying harder, Chucky. You're far from the only teen girl that calls me ancient on the regular."

"Why are you regularly taking to teenage girls, creep?"

"Guys –"

"That's not what–! I foster kids!"

"Yeah, sure, pervert"

"I'm NOT –"

"OK RESENTMENT, DEAL WITH YOUR FAMILY. HANGING UP NOW"

I stopped walking and stared at my phone. Despite the length of the call, there had been no new messages from my family. I was unsure if that was a good sign.

I took a sip from my drink and was disappointed to find I only had ice left. I wondered if that was thematically significant, or maybe even foreshadowing.

Sigh.

I picked up my pace and tried to empty my mind before arriving home. "No thoughts, head empty" was a good mantra when you lived with a mind reader.

The rest of the walk was fairly uneventful, save for some guy who got attacked by a flock of ducks for getting way too close without enough food. Beware, all amateur wildlife photographers, lest the same fate falls upon you, I guess.

Poor guy even lost his coat. I was happy to assume it was the first casualty under the duck assault.

I slowed down when I finally arrived across the street from my home.  The newest Cullen mansion stood foreboding before me. A concrete monument full of sharp lines and odd angles; despite all of Esme's soft touches, brutalism simply exuded hostility and soullessness. Try as she might, there was a limit to how much you could dress up a giant grey concrete block to make it look approachable – and if we were being honest, it wasn't working.

How's that for a metaphor?

Well. There was no use delaying the inevitable.

I entered the house.

[Scene Break]

Being a half-vampire meant that I always felt at a misstep with everyone around me. To me, humanity was more of a scientific field of study that I took interest in and less of a dearly held-on memento of a bygone era or something that I simply had.

From the vampire side of things, while I was clearly an abomination, my existence didn't require me to be a parasitic blood freak. That put me in a different head space from the rest of my family. For one, I didn't need to agonize over my monstrous nature; secondly, I wasn't a slave to my bloodlust if I kept myself full of human food; and thirdly, there just wasn't much precedent for me to measure up to.

For all we knew, everything I did was the best I could have done.

That was all to say, I always felt like there was something I was missing when interacting with anyone. My point of view was fundamentally a different one, and though some things I could make sense of theoretically, it wasn't the same as first-hand experience.

Standing in the living room, surrounded by my family as they continued to say nothing, I couldn't help but think that perhaps this time the context I was missing had nothing to do with my hybrid status.

Edward paced while looking constipated but everyone else stood motionless and rigidly like the statues they were. Not even Emmett tried to lighten the mood, and that's how you knew it was serious.

"So who's going to who's funeral? Please don't say any of my coworkers, I've grown quite attached to them"

"Renesmee," Edward warned. I ignore him like he ignored my preferred name.

"Is it you pops? Wanna crack open another high school girl and drink her up like grape soda?"

"For once in your life could you stop acting like a brat?" Edward snapped and I flinched.

"Takes one to know one. Maybe if you didn't raise one you wouldn't have to deal with one, dad"

"Enough!" We both turned to look at Carlisle and I could see how unsettled he was. My stomach churned.

"Maybe my vision was wrong. Maybe it wasn't him," Alice sounded desperate, almost like the time the truck transporting her latest Givenchy haul got into a freak accident and the customer service lady told her they couldn't replace her order until after whatever microtrend that had been happening at the time ended.

"No, Alice. I saw your vision. It was. No doubt about it, that face is burned in my memory"

"It just doesn't make any sense, Edward!"

"I know what I saw," he replied forcefully.

Carlisle rubbed at his eyes, and for the briefest of seconds, you could have mistaken him for human.

"What's going on? You guys are scaring me," nothing felt right and all I wanted to do was to get back to the Burger King. At least the Kevins kept me in the loop when potentially life-threatening stuff happened.

"James is back," Bella whispered and I looked at her. Out of all of the Cullens, she looked the least worried. While everyone else's expressions visibly darkened at hearing the name, Bella said the name like she would say any name that wasn't Edward's.

"Who the fuck is James?"

"He was a vampire," Jasper growled.

"So what's the big deal? I don't know if you have noticed, but all of you are vampires"

"Emphasis on the was, Nessie. We ripped apart the bastard a good 16 years ago," Emmet explained. I raised my eyebrow.

"You sure about that? Last I heard, once you killed the undead, they were dead for good. No such thing as an undead undead."

"Oh, damn sure. We tore into him like frenzied piranhas at lunchtime and then lit him like a firework on the Fourth of July," Rosalie lightly hit his arm.

"You don't have to be so graphic about it"

"So it's obviously not him," Edward made a noise filled with frustration.

"Renesmee, I know what I saw. It was him, I would bet my life on it"

"Would you bet Bella's?" was what I almost said but Edward's glare made me reconsider. Just this once.

"Dead people just don't walk around all over the place," I said instead.

"We do," Emmett chimed in.

"We're different!"

"So why not him?"

"Edward is right," Classic Carl Carlisle move. His Golden Child could never be wrong. "I might have heard of something like this happening before."

There was a brief moment of silence before everyone exploded.

"WHAT?!"

Carlisle sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"You have to understand, I couldn't verify it at the time."

When he said nothing, Esme made a "well, go on" motion.

"It happened about a decade ago. I only came upon this information because of Eleazar – he had approached me about it because he thought I was involved," Carlisle walked towards a window and stared into the distance like the dramatic bitch he was.

Edward slapped the back of my head.

"He told me heard of rumors of a vampire that had died 50 years ago and who walked the Earth again. You all know about my passion for Theology and my desire to find out what waits for us on the other side, so I promised to look into it. It took a while, but eventually, I heard back from someone"

"Your trip to Carencro," Esme gasped. "You said it was a conference!"

"When was this, I don't remember this?" Carl was holding back no punches in his dramatic reveal.

"It was our semester abroad," that's what Edward like to call the half a year experiment we spent in France. He wanted to see if Bella, him, and I could be a family unit all on our own.

It failed pretty miserably, would never happen again.

"I didn't want to burden you, love. Not unless I knew for sure."

Rosalie rolled her eyes. "So what happened?"

Carlisle turned back to us and shrugged.

"I met my informant and they told me to go to this one cafe and ask for Roy. I went there and the manager told me no one with that name worked there"

"So you got pranked," Emmet said.

"I looked around town for a couple of days, and since nothing else came up after my trip to Lousiana, I felt comfortable labeling the whole thing a hoax."

Rosalie scoffed. "And you think that's what's happening here?"

"I think it could be a possibility. This is our only lead"

I thought over what Carlisle just said. Could there really be an afterlife vampires could come back from? And if that was the case, then what happened to Roy? Was Roy even the vampire Elezear heard about?

But most importantly, why now?

"Hey, Alice. Besides James, what else did you see?"

Everyone went quiet and I looked back at them confused.

"I saw us without you"

"I mean, you don't really see me in your visions," I chuckled nervously.

"When I don't see you, it's like I'm looking around something. What I saw...it felt like I would never have to deal with that interference again."

"...Oh"

That didn't sound good.

[reneehearts]

1: Top 3 ice cream flavors - mocha, cookie dough, s’mores

2: Top 3 Disney Movies - the lion king, frozen, 101 Dalmatians

3: Top 3 vacation destinations - key west, San Antonio, Germany

4: Top 3 places to shop - target, Victoria’s Secret, Etsy

5: Top 3 subjects of study/classes to take - English lit, memoirs, child development/social work

6: Top 3 make up products - glitter eye shadow, brown eye liner, mascara

7: Top 3 music artists - pierce the veil, jonas brothers, Taylor swift

8: Top 3 spices/herbs - cinnamon, garlic, salt

9: Top 3 drinks - coffee, iced tea, water

10: Top 3 apps to use - tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat

11: Top 3 months of the year - December, august, November

12: Top 3 clothing items - leggings, sweatshirts, bralette

13: Top 3 binge perfect tv shows - new girl, himym, friends

14: Top 3 romantic dates - intimate dinner/drinks, beach at night, hot tub

15: Top 3 kinds of flower - lilac, sunflower, tulip

16: Top 3 christmas movies - the Santa clause, the grinch, Christmas with the kranks

17: Top 3 OTPs - nick and Jess, Winston and ally, Ted and Tracey

18: Top 3 quotes to describe your life - spread kindness like confetti, and idk

19: Top 3 characteristics you love about yourself - friendly, kind, caring

20: Top 3 kinds of candy - dark chocolate nonpareils, Milky Way, maple cream

21: Top 3 ways to exercise/ be active - abs, dance, walking my dog

22: Top 3 spirit animals - monkeys, bailey, lion

23: Top 3 petnames - babe, boo, my love

24: Top 3 books read outside of school - water for elephants, the likeness, gone girl

25: Top 3 most used websites - gmail, google, target

26: Top 3 people you last texted - Jamal, Christian, chris

27: Top 3 hashtags you use - I really don’t

28: Top 3 instagram accounts you follow - Aussiesdoingthings, xomissdanielle, sophieturner

29: Top 3 guilty pleasures - old school Selena Gomez music, beets, asparagus

30: Top 3 summer activities - walking bailey, driving with the windows down, beach

31: Top 3 things to draw/doodle - hearts, flowers, stars

32: Top 3 aesthetics - pastel, rainbow/bright, princess

33: Top 3 things you'd buy if you gained three million dollars - house, private jet, pay off student debt

34: Top 3 ways to treat yourself - shopping at target, new underwear, Starbucks

35: Top 3 celebrity crushes - chris evans, ryan gosling, Aaron judge

36: Top 3 books from your childhood babysitters club, baby sitters little sister, Disney girls

37: Top 3 accents to hear - British, Australian, italian

38: Top 3 scents - pine trees/Christmas trees, lilacs, apple candle

39: Top 3 "Friends" quotes - PIVOT, they don’t know that we know that they know, soup I mean noodle soup, I mean soup!!!!

40: Top 3 cupcake flavors - yellow, chocolate, funfetti

41: Top 3 fruits - banana, strawberry, raspberry

42: Top 3 places you've had amazing pizza from - little Vincent’s, rosa’s in penn, Timothy’s

43: Top 3 sports teams to watch - Yankees, Yankees, Yankees

44: Top 3 crayola colors - I only really remember one specifically, razzledazzle, the pink one!

45: Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college

46: Top 3 fanfictions you've read

47: Top 3 people you miss right now - Nick, Tony, Emily

48: Top 3 fears - burning alive, house fire, heights

49: Top 3 favorite literary devices - foreshadowing, symbolism, irony

50: Top 3 pet peeves - ppl who don’t use their blinkers, bad grammar/spelling (two, too, to etc.) ppl being late

51: Top 3 physical things you find attractive - abs, calves, smile

52: Top 3 bad habits - ED behaviors, over drinking when out, getting too attached

53: Top 3 pets you've had/wish to have - more Aussies, a monkey, lion

54: Top 3 types of foreign food - Italian, German, French

55: Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetime - I just want to be able to talk to NG again 😔

56: Top 3 dog breeds - Australian shepherd, yorkie, German shepherd

57: Top 3 cheesy romance movies - pretty woman, the notebook, the last song

58: Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speak - Italian, French, Spanish

59: Top 3 series (book, movie, television) - friends, new girl, svu

60: Top 3 pizza toppings - just cheese please

61: Top 3 youtubers you're subscribed to

62: Top 3 tattoo / piercing ideas - astrology/Leo tattoo, finger tattoo, peacock feather

63: Top 3 awards you want to win - I don’t really need an award lol

64: Top 3 emojis - 😂🙈😍

65: Top 3 cars you dream of owning - pickup truck, Dodge Charger and 🤷🏼‍♀️

66: Top 3 authors - Tana French, Gillian Flynn, Sara gruen

67: Top 3 historical figures - MLK JR., Abraham Lincoln, Rosa parks

68: Top 3 baby names - hazel, violet, Ella

69: Top 3 DIYs - 🤷🏼‍♀️

70: Top 3 smoothie combos/flavors - peach, pineapple, strawberry banana

71: Top 3 songs of this month - mr. Perfectly fine, shake it out, dark horse

72: Top 3 questions of this post you want to be asked

73: Top 3 villains - scar, hades and 🤷🏼‍♀️

74: Top 3 Cities you want to see - Berlin/Munich, Sydney, Montreal

75: Top 3 recipes you want to try

76: Top 3 dream jobs - ice cream/candy store owner, school social worker, stay at home dog mom

77: Top 3 lucky items - my dog, my rings, my pop pop’s pocket watch

78: Top 3 traditions you have - Christmas Eve matching pjs with sister, reindeer food, and gingerbread cookies

79: Top 3 things you miss about being a kid - carefree, no bills, no responsibility

80: Top 3 harry potter characters

81: Top 3 lies you were told - only teenagers have acne, adults know what they’re doing/have it figured out, you can achieve anything you want with hard work

82: Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right now

83: Top 3 turn ons - hot body, nice smile, good sense of humor

84: Top 3 turn offs - disrespectful, rude, inconsistency

85: Top 3 magazines/news papers/ journals to read

86: Top 3 things you wish you had known earlier - what I wanted to study in undergrad, how bad heartbreak hurts, how complicated life/relationships can be

87: Top 3 spongebob episodes

88: Top 3 places to be in the world - northport, key west, Bahamas

89: Top 3 things you'd do differently - look more into options besides college, go to grad school right after AmeriCorps, have “the talk” with Nick

90: Top 3 TV shows from your childhood - Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, Gullah Gullah island

91: Top 3 meals you love - ice cream, acai bowl, fries

92: Top 3 kinds of tea - just black please

93: Top 3 embarrassing moments - putting my foot in the muddy tree, getting sick from drinking while out, car accident

94: Top 3 holidays to celebrate - Christmas, New Year’s Eve, thanksgiving

95: Top 3 things to do in the rain - read, watch tv, snuggle with my dog

96: Top 3 things to do in the snow - stay inside and read, have hot chocolate, watch tv

97: Top 3 items you can't leave the house w/o - phone, ID, keys

98: Top 3 movies you'd like to see - last Christmas, hot tub time machine, zoolander

99: Top 3 art mediums - dance, watercolor, singing

100: Top 3 museums you've been to - museum of natural history DC, MOMA, Alamo

101: Top 3 school memories - leaving lmao

102: Top 3 things you don't/Won't miss - I’m not really sure

103: Top 3 pick up lines

104: Top 3 sports to watch - baseball, basketball, hockey

105: Top 3 taylor swift songs - mr. Perfectly fine, happiness, august