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(typing this as I walk to work so this is not articulate but) thinking a lot abt how les mis w javert sort of. hm. questions? problematizes? the Idea of dogs & the domestication of dogs (metaphorically ofc) like it sort of looks past the 'man's best friend' angle entirely & makes you think things like. kind of fucked up of humans [the social order] to domesticate the wolf [person outside of society for whatever reason] expressly to turn against & cause harm to other wolves in order to keep them out [away from respectable society] & keep themselves safe but never truly consider it an equal [it'll always just be a dog]. kind of fucked up that the dog finds enjoyment & life's purpose in this
#this is NOT to absolve him of responsibility tbc like He Did All That. but it's just soo#idk i think like i said the dog metaphors are way more interesting than in a lot of other stuff bc a lot of stuff is simply unwilling to#question the fundamental idea of a dog if that makes sense. they want it to be a fundamental good thing that can be perverted#but idk 'dogs are good. people and dogs are meant to be together. in a good way' gets conceptually boring really quick#<- to be clear this is not about dogs in real life. i very much like dogs in real life. just abt literary dog metaphors & motifs#thoughts#les mis#i will say though the metaphor in the book is varied & situational so you can't develop a single framework from it this is just one aspect#anyways where's that comic about wolves seeing a dog & thinking 'what a scary fucked up creature'. javert to me sort of
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What’s frustrating about the whole Perverts title issue is that it really boils down to people sticking their noses where it doesn’t belong. If everyone minded their damn business on the internet this wouldn’t even have to be a conversation. Its ok to be a lukewarm fan of someone, but I think TikTok has made it feel like you either have to stan someone and be a keyboard warrior in their defense 24/7 or you can’t like them at all. The whole “debate” gets to a point where it feels like im talking to a wall! Even if you didn’t listen to the rest of the album, you have to scroll to find Strangers! Did you not see the literal song titled August Underground on the way there! Hard Times is about CSA! Strangers is literally about her getting eaten! She literally gets cannibalized! I feel that maybe perchance the whole concept of Preacher’s Daughter should be more shocking then an album called PERVERTS
and I know, i knowwww, this has something to do with those motherfuckers on booktok romanticizing every sick and abusive asshole thats somewhat conventionally attractive. I’m sorry but correct me if im wrong but Strangers (at least to me) is not a love song. While Ethel may have loved him and while she may not feel hatred or resentment towards him lets be honest he did not eat her because he loved her, he did it because he is a bad person who does bad things and took advantage of a girl who has known nothing other than abuse. He groomed her and moved her across the country only to drug her and pimp her out and then when he was bored of her he killed and ate her.
I’m just so sick and fucking tired of these stupid ass motherfuckers thinking that they have the media literacy of Jesus H. Christ himself and that think they’re sooo fucking smart when in reality all you have done is taken a BEAUTIFUL and HEARTBREAKING piece of ARTWORK and watered it down for mass consumption. All you’ve done is slapped a pretty little label on it and put it on a shelf to sell to the masses and now the meaning and intention behind it will wither away. Don’t get me wrong, I love TikTok, I think it’s a great place to learn and share and create and find new interests but it gets to a point where it feels like its just a giant cesspool of braindead people talking about how a wood flooring is so “ethel cain lana del rey coquette naturecore maximalist anti-millennial grey girl boss power move”
I know this probably ended up being a incoherent ramble that says a lot and nothing at the same time but I really just had to get it off my chest because holy fuck you guys lets use our brains! hellooo lets lock the fuck in and really do our best to have some sort of competent level media literacy
#holy fuck yall#this doesnt make sense#sorry in advance#if you read this all thank you#ethel cain#mothercain#preachers daughter#ethel cain perverts#hayden anhedönia
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suguru is such an upstanding member of the community. a recent college graduate, going to get his phd, does community service work, and he's SINGLE too (even with his good looks). there's no family in town that doesn't want him to marry their daughter. so it's really such a shame he's been secretly fucking his stepsister since his second year of college :(
#but he kind of likes the thrill of it#he likes calling you sis in front of people and then fucking your lights out when no one can see#puts his fingers down your throat to keep you from waking the family when you're both home for summer break#sighhhh he's weird about it.#he gets off on having people think he's such a good guy while doing something so perverted with you#yeah <3#tw.stepcest#fem!reader
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do u like ethel cain
yes!!! i'm a pretty casual fan but i'm sooooo excited for the perverts album
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taking some of you to sex ed classes until you stop being weird about sex because tell me why i just had to see four people in a row being scandalized by the “sex in the bentley” tag
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modern au stats, fellas' relationships with the good ol' horizontal tango.
EDIT: it's sex indifferent not neutral.
#my art#secret modern au#described in alt text#'2024 year of the pervert' i tell myself as i study fictional characters' relationship with sex#i've made up like they're bugs in my test tubes.#one of the reasons i wanted to post this fic anonymously is cause im fucking shy bro.#theyre not stacked by ship btw in case that's not clear. it's the aroaces. the straighfowards and the transgenders.#though kid might be the only one that's 100% cis here but you get it.
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The older I get and the more terrible takes I see the more in favour I become of gatekeeping
#text post#Normies who so so so badly want to be part of a certain crowd to be quirky while being actually disgusted by that crowd's whole thing#People going “I want that old man” but the character is 30 because they can't imagine someone REALLY thirsting after an actual older man#“He's so caked up!” about a Genshin Impact character because when people say that they can't POSSIBLY mean being attracted to fat people#“This game is ableist” because the horror game with horror themes explores extremely dark concepts#and they want to like the popular horror because it's cool to like it but they can't fathom people ACTUALLY liking REAL dark content#“This game should have an easy mode” because the super hard game known for being hard is too hard for them#and they hate not being part of the fandom about the hard game that's known for being hard#“Ok hear me out” about the most milquetoast character because when people say “hear me out”#they can't POSSIBLY be ACTUALLY attracted to the really weird shit#and if they are any of these things they are sick and twisted and problematic and -ist and -phobic and perverts and degenerates#I'm done#Stop trying to be a freak for clout when at your core you're actually happier with generic crowdpleaser media#Stop moving into spaces not for you and then demanding they cater to you#And forcing out the real audience using morality and shame as your weapons of choice#I'm so fucking done#vent
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kuusuke as a character is 1 billion times better if you view his words here as genuine (like how i do) . the way you see these scenes is very important to how his character will read to you in my professional opinion
like 😕😕😕 he literally cares about kusuo so much. that’s his cute brother he couldn’t hate him even if he tried (and he tried) . he literally just wants to play around with his brother and have bonding time but he doesn’t know how to do that normally so he does it in his weird unintentionally destructive way but underlying everything is that familial love.
this post is so gibberish but yeah saiki kuusuke im your biggest fan in the whole wide universe….
#they’re literally siblings#the siblingest siblings to ever be created#kuusuke immediately becomes so much less likeable if you think he actually harbors any hatred towards kusuo#or worse if you in any way imply that he loves kusuo in any sort of perverted way (mangaka’s fault)#both of those are WRONG he simply loves his little brother that’s literally his cute baby brother#there’s something so deep and meaningful about kusuo and kuusuke’s relationship#and i struggle to put it into words but like. i care them so much 😭😭😭#PLEASE listen to me im normal im so so normal#talking at 42 words per second#saiki k got me fucked up#saiki kuusuke#kuusuke#that blonde IDIOT#the blonde guy from saiki k#weird headband ass
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every criticism i have of the elite vaporizes the second they cut promos as a group bc they’re simultaneously the funniest group of people put to screen & genuinely talented as shit
#hmm idk if i like the direction they’re taking this Oh wait they’re actually really fucking funny. ok do what you want perverts#the elite#the young bucks#jack perry#kazuchika okada#wrestling#shut up about wrestling
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having the constant-media-stream type autism as a sex worker is sometimes kinda goofy because it can organically create situations like this one where I'm listening to the news of Tom Cruise Heidecker's death while trying to edit a picture of my mouth comically wrapped around this guys completely normal sized cock jammed all the way down my throat x-x
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All the romance novels trembled when Naruto said this:
[If being smart means giving up on Sasuke.... then I'll remain a fool for the rest of my life]
#fuck off you perverted ugly old fart! He's my man and I'm gonna save him#manga#Naruto#sns#narusasu#Sasunaru#nsn#my stuff
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once again questioning how asexual or aromantic i actually am but i was also reminded that there are five hundred extremely worse issues going on in my life rn so it rlly isn't important atm
#u know what. fuck you *goes unlabled*#there are perverts in my inbox i must respond cause they make me feel special :]#i need attention in these trying times#unlabled sexuality#unlabeled#asexual#aromantic#aroace
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step-brother riddle with a camgirl step-sister……. (and also the two of you hate each other! :) this is a crucial detail.)
you often stream when your parents and riddle are out of the house. sometimes riddle’s gone off to the library to study or he’s meeting up with trey and che’nya while your parents go out to a social gathering. the times in which you have the house to yourself are few and far between, as mama rosehearts hardly lets you do anything unless you give her specific details of where you intend to go and how long you’ll be there and what you’ll be doing. so when you are afforded alone time, you dedicate it to hours-long streams.
for the time being, you’ve made a decent amount of money posting lewd photos to your account, but it’s the streams that bring in the most money. your viewers are from all over. from the guy (floyd) who pays absurd amounts of donations and says the most vulgar things in your chat, starting fights when anyone says something he disagrees with, to the guy who types in all lowercase and gamer lingo (idia), you have your fair share of regulars, all of whom tune in for your rare streams.
no one’s found out about your secret side hobby yet. no one…except riddle. he comes home early from his outing with trey and che’nya, always determined to be back before his mother returns home so that it can appear as if he merely went to the library, studied, and returned home in time for dinner. and normally you’re able to plan around riddle’s annoyingly perfect schedules. this time, however, you fail to remember he mentioned he’d be going out with friends rather than studying; and somehow you fail to hear the door opening and closing downstairs while you’re up in your room, riding a monster dildo (a gift from a very generous viewer) in front of your webcam.
you and riddle have never gotten along. even when your parents married, the two of you tried (and failed) to tolerate one another and it didn’t work. so now you avoid each other when you can, opting to be cordial for courtesy’s sake if you happen to cross paths at home. so when riddle goes up to your room to deliver some macarons trey insisted he take home for you (trey’s too nice, riddle thinks; if it were up to him you wouldn’t get any sweets. >:p), he expects you to be reading a magazine or painting your nails or talking on the phone…whatever girls like you do, he doesn’t know! what he doesn’t expect is to walk in on you cumming around a big, thick dildo while you’re dressed in such inappropriate attire!! and what’s worse is that you’re broadcasting it to strangers online! have you no shame?!
that day riddle learns his step-sister has a very…unique hobby. it’s also the day he starts looking at you from a new angle. :) and it’s also the day his nrc peers who watch you learn riddle has a cute step-sister. >:)
#meraki mumbles#n/sfw#tw: stepcest#floyd learns you’re riddle’s sibling and woooo rip riddle#floyd is going to have so much fun with this new material#he teases riddle to hell and back#it’s his goal to get a video of him fucking you so that he can send it to riddle and be like ‘your lil sis is super tight <3’#all so riddle is stuck with the mental image of you struggling to take a dick AAAAAAAAAA#floyd calls you a little sister but you’re only younger by a few months T-T#‘she’s my sister i only see her as that you gross pervert!!!’ riddle says every time floyd calls him a siscon#riddle is in denial and floyd is here to witness the chaos T-T#alternatively it’s even worse if it’s jade#jade and riddle are on friendly terms#riddle doesn’t trust him but he knows he’s reliable#so when jade leans over in alchemy class and whispers ‘does your sister prefer lace or satin lingerie?’#riddle’s eyes go so wide and he chokes on the air and T-T jade stop teasing him… :(
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i'm so tired of queer ships having to abide to extremely high levels of moral purity when straight ships get praised for the bare fucking minimum (not hating each other)
#seriously if you think mike and will kissing is some sort of perverted activity fucking block me#byler
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bingge: i'm going to destroy your cultivation then i'll teach you a new path. i will take your power and give it back tenfold, and with it i will bring freedom. no one else will be able to take it away from you.
mu qing: *dies internally of how hot this sounds*
mu qing: what a terrible idea. i'm in.
#mu qing spreading his legs: liberate me#yes he will teach him a new way of cultivation. he will be his shizun. do you understand how fucked up this is.#he would ask mq to call him shizun in bed#these two perverts...#bingqing#tgcf#mu qing#tgcf mu qing#scum villian self saving system#luo bingge#luo binghe#mxtx svsss#svsss#scum villain#pidw#pidw luo binghe
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