#universal basic income and human rights for everyone except those uneducated racist smelly perverts who live in the mtns
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the exhausting slog of listening to anecdotal horror stories where rednecks are continually villified even if they dont do anything. "he was just so creepy... one of those fat mullet redneck types" ok and? ok and? and? ok? and the premise of the story is he smiled at you in passing? ok? and? there was one by someone who lived in the same kind of area i grew up but they were very proud to say they were middle class so you can imagine how many digs they took at the broke people around them that are systemically left to rot by the government. wow he only had two teeth? and theyre brown? are you going to step down out of your gold plated horse drawn carriage to pay for this man to go to a dentist? bc he sure as fuck couldnt afford to even if he wanted to. oh that guys fat? hes fat AND he has a mullet? doesnt he know only skinny middle class gen z kids are allowed to have those? what a disgusting perv. dont even get me started on old men who, oh god. wear flannel and have a truck. jesus fucking christ put them down already
#shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up#so called leftists when someone is poor and rural: oh god but what if hes got COOTIES? kill it kill it now before it looks at me ew ew ew#its like the hills have eyes out here its like deliverance all of these scary mean inbred hillbillies with no teeth and old cars ew ew eww#GENUINELY do me a favor and KYS#universal basic income and human rights for everyone except those uneducated racist smelly perverts who live in the mtns#except the mountains kind of go off and i like their stories and ''cryptids'' very marketable very demure very queercoded very removed#from all cultural context#oh you like appalachia? you like ''cryptids''? can you name a single community that the oral histories and stories came down from?#no and i know you wont because individually you would be terrified of any of those people if you saw them walking down the street#jesus fuck dude im so heated over this right now sorry
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