#you fucked up bill you FUCKED UP
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scenario in which bill stops torturing him and takes the time to explain what the portal is in terms more detailed than "this will get you the nobel prize for sure" and "im going to destroy your dimension, dipshit"
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#'but... no... thats not possible. you can't like my portal because that would mean... i fumbled'#'anyways thats the hottest thing youve ever said to me do you want to make out' 'no im still MAD at you'#you fucked up bill you FUCKED UP#though to be fair fords hands arent clean in this matter either he should have asked. so trusting. too trusting#i say to be fair. he should not have had to ask for more information lmao#m.png
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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)
Percy, listening to this on the train
#STOP TRAUMATIZING THIS CHILD PLEASE#this is what it’s like when you were raised in a loving home and you find out your friend wasn’t#but they don’t know they weren’t#so you’re like um hey that’s fucked up and sometimes a crime?#you tell them parents are supposed to love you as is without earning it and they don’t believe you#you can hear the therapy bill racking up#annabeth chase#Percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#mine#adding on to my tags because some people are debating if that’s how love works#love is meant to be a mutual exchange and something that grows over time between two people as their bond grows#whereas how Annabeth says it#in my opinion at least#she had to do XY and Z to be worthy of thalias love before receiving it#like with her mother#she has to be amazing before Athena is proud of her#vs Athena being proud of her just for being her daughter#that being said I’m not hating on a traumatized child having potentially negative and toxic patterns#more pointing out the comedy of the scene from Percy’s perspective who has a good grasp on healthy vs unhealthy relationships
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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Thinking about that old man
#I see your ''bill tattoo as a collar'' and raise you Ford getting the All Star tattoo to cover up the part with Bill's name as a fuck you#technically a wip but I know myself I never finish anything ever#Gravity Falls#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#GF Fan art#fan art#fanart#Gravity Falls fanart#Grunkle Ford#The book of bill#tbob#journal 3#Artists on tumblr#my art#oh nice my 250th post is me being down bad for Ford Pines lmaO
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Yes Ford is a monster fucker and yes Bill is even more of a monster fucker but just how much more is like, hard to process.
Bill is fucking with a creature which, from his perspective, has:
Infinite sides (euclidians are basic geometry)
Infinite sides that branch off into smaller extremities (do you think he realized at first the difference between a neck and a finger)
Is made out of several unique compounds (like what's the difference between flesh and bone and spit to him)
And he convinced that thing to do exactly what he wanted for the better part of it's natural life span. At one point had that thing hanging on his every word. Like I kinda get the hubris. If I successfully convinced an existential horror like that to do my bidding you couldn't talk me down from that high. And he says he likes me. Maybe like-likes me. I kinda get it.
You can argue that Bill likely came into contact with much stranger shit than humans during the entire period between meeting Ford and destroying his own home world, and you'd be right. But also I think while manipulating/romancing horrible space creatures might not be a completely new experience I also don't see how you could get bored of it.
#the book of bill#gravity falls#billford#i love how fucked up bill is he's such a terrible person#gonna draw fanart where i give him the bojack horseman treatment#no closure for you dickhead
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Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.
#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#sonic the hedgehog#slight spoilers#stobotnik#I've never seen such fucking YEARN in a man before like PICK IT UP bro your obsession is so obvious#I've never felt so.. like this about an end of a relationship before i swear to god if Stone disappears after this I'll riot#I need him causing destruction in Robotniks name but before that I'm going to cope with him being a yearny little shit snd Shadow being edgy#Genuinely it's going to be 1K words of Shadow thinking 'Maria would've loved guacamole..' or something like that because i refuse to be sad#I'm not coping.. everyone lives nobody dies stobotnik ISN'T DEAD NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN#the sonic movie team is paying for all of my bills not just the therapy ones because FUCK THIS#i loved the movie though it's so good gaia please never stop the peak it's so peak holy shit#OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED METAL SONIC WON'T HAVE HIS DAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE#I'm NOT going to be okay coming into the third movie how could you have taken the father son bonding AWAY FROM ME
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finally got lines for the last two pages . enjoy a preview
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#stump art#stump dump#when did i start this . fucking october ???#hey having a project interrupted sucks#anyways im gonna finish it yay . did not need to take this long but you know how it is with having literally everything happen#at the end of the year#conveniently . woo#well i guess also my life has been very theseus focused#and shall continue to be so as i have 30 page comic in the pipeline#all sketched up and ready for panels + lettering#yes i do enjoy making mistakes . why do you ask
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Decided to redraw that lovely Bill Cipher Circle (does it have a proper name?) to act as a cover image for my Bill Cipher playlist…
+ sticker-friendly colored version! ↓
Click for Quality!
#yes the symbols are codes#yes they’re decodable#this took quite a while to make actually#my fucking drawing program crashed so many times#and the file is so damn big I can’t even send it to my friends on discord. FUCKED UP!#aria draws#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#book of bill#the book of bill#<- I reference some of the codes within TBOB in the codes here#bill cipher#lmk if any of you want the playlist ig#I think it’s good
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i never realized, in the beginning of weirdmaggedon 1, bill says that he's "been trapped inside my own decaying dimension." Ik a lot of people depict him like going other places after destroying his universe, but I guess that he really couldn't. that was the whole point of him trying to get ford to build the portal for him, so he WOULDN'T be stuck in the 2d dimension. everyone he met, he met through traveling through the nightmare dimension and the dreamscape. He'd never seen any of them in person.... which would mean that his physical self had to be stuck on euclydia, right??? that means every time he wasn't invading people's dreams, every time he woke up, he was right back at his home dimension where he killed everyone. Just kinda... i dunno, floating in space? like oh my fucking god, no wonder he was never able to get over it for millions of years. jesus christ yeah the guy needs therapy, every single one of his wounds are scabs that never got to even start the healing process.
#bill cipher#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#tbob spoilers#talkbox#just thoughts ig#like oh my goddddddd and fords like the first guy he ever talked to about like. anything.#he told his henchmaniacs but from the page on the website its pretty clear he spiced it up for them#i don't even think he told THEM that he killed them all right????#cus when they talk to time baby#time babys like BROOO HE KILLED EVERYONE HE KNEW#and they're all like ??? uh?? you said you liberated your dimension dude what the fuck#like he's not even telling his evil friends about the evil thing he did#issuuueeessssssssssssssssssssssssss#like obviously its shrouded in jokes bc bill is never fucking serious#but i do just think he really fucking hates himself more than anyone#awhhh boo hoo clap if you care
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Thinking about that one joke in the Book of Bill that implied Bill might be the biological father of the Flynn kids. Thinking about how Linda Flynn had a secret career as a famous astrophysicist at one point. Thinking about how we don’t know exactly what Bill was doing in the 90s, and how he seems to want to skim over that part of his life, after Ford broke up with him for good but before the twins showed up in Gravity Falls.
Thinking about how Bill frequently hung out with famous musicians. Thinking about Linda, a brilliant young woman fresh off a bizarre pop star career, wanting to make a name for herself that ISN’T Lindana, might have found a new direction with an old friend (before he showed her his true colors.)
Thinking about Bill, fresh off a devastating breakup, trying again one more time to get SOMEONE on Earth to make him a portal. Trying to make the plan WORK. Trying to get a home for his friends in the face of a home dimension that was being destroyed (again). Having someone who’s COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the man he was obsessed with, but who was no less brilliant and no less capable. (But, unfortunately for him, MUCH less gullible.)
Thinking about how Linda doesn’t want people to know about her former career as a famous astrophysicist. How she keeps this secret, even better than she did her past as Lindana. How she keeps the lid on this even TIGHTER. How she’s almost bitter about it. As if something HAPPENED.
I’m not saying Bill Cipher WAS Linda’s partner of at least five years, even going so far as to start a family with her before she saw his true colors and filed some sort of Uber-effective inter-dimensional restraining order against him, one-upping him so hard that he doesn’t even wanna think about it, but. Holy shit. Imagine
#book of bill#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#linda flynn fletcher#bill cipher#Linda Cipher AU#artists on tumblr#fanart#I know it’s a joke I KNOW IT’S A JOKE#BUT WHO AM I IF NOT THE CRACK TAKEN SERIOUSLY PERSON#ALSO THE TIMELINES MATCH UP AND THAT DRIVES ME INSANE#Also you can’t tell me Bill Cipher being Candace’s dad wouldn’t explain some things about her#also like#I wanna explore this from a perspective that gives Linda MORE agency you know?#because that’s WAY more fascinating to me than ‘’haha Bill fucked Phineas’s mom’’#Linda gets to stand with Ford and Charlene in the ‘’divorced an evil triangle man’’ corner trading stories and sipping punch#anyway uhhh I have a lot more art of this so get ready#looney mooney rants#mooneyart#looney mooney art#long post
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the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide
#gravity falls#gf theseus' guide#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#stanley pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#m.png#THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL WEEK AAGH#cool thing i did where i took these characters who i cant draw from any angle but the front and then have them turning around CONSTANTLY#not just views from different angles either! active turning! im a genius!#i feel like you can tell which shots were drawn on different days sadkfhlgljaskg this killed me. i was gonna clean up the bgs but fuck that#theyre functional on a basic level and that is all we need#anyways can you believe the notorious line is only in the fic because an eagle eyed editor (not myself) caught it just before it was delete#and started screaming until it got put back#also the way stump came over while i was making this and was like 'oh right. i ship them' at the way i made bill flirt lmao#it hits different in the visual!#alright now i gotta fucking haul ass on the chapter 8 one
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I'm losing my shit bro
watching hana's version of the interview with alex and holy shit dude
tf u mean that ford wouldn't even subconsciously think he was alone because of bill. that for him, he was not alone bc he had his muse, the center of his life, the sun of his galaxy with him and that's why he believed he wasn't alone even though he was actuality extremely alone
and also hearing alex call bill and ford's relationship "very complex and fucked up" its so fucking funny to me lmao this man knew exactly what he was doing
#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#gravity falls#book of bill#they make me insane#bill really lost a man who was on his hands and knees for him damn#how do you fuck up that badly#i would never
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MAJOR BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS‼️‼️
will say! reading this gave me a harsh reminder to how fucking scary bill can be.
#magic ramble shit#my fav part of the book fr#tell me why i felt a pit in my stomach reading the part where he couldnt even remember his own name#ford said ‘you cant control me!!!’ and it got bill all kinds of fucked up#gravity falls#the book of bill spoilers#the book of bill#book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines
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so in the book of bill there's a part where he gets a bunch of old ladies to make like, precious moments-style figurines of him called The Tri Angels Collection by PudgyLilDarlins, and I was immediately super amused and charmed by this one --
which I was then Compelled to recreate, out of model magic
#CLAY IS NOT LIKE. A MEDIUM I'M EXCEPTIONAL AT??????? BUT IT WAS JUST SHAPES!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW IT CAME TOGETHER. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT#HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#gonna wait for him to dry and then paint him and hopefully he comes out okay!!#oh damn i meant to make his other arm doing something silly for the back but i forgot bc i put his front arm#and was IMMEDIATELY SO FUCKING THRILLED#the toothpick is so his legs dont stick to him. there's another propping him up in the back so he doesn't lean while drying#you know what i'm proud of him he's going in the tags. even unpainted#the book of bill#book of bill#gravity falls
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We as a people do not put enough respect on Corey Dorris’s ability to go from the heart breaking
“Paul let me die I can’t live in a world without my daughter” in tgwdlm to
“If only Stephanie, if only” when his daughter says he’s killing her in NPMD
The RANGE your fav could never
#corey dorris#mayor lauter#he did not give a flying FUCK about that child#bill woodward#dad of the year#range#starkid#starkid tgwdlm#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes spoilers#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#if you saw me mix Corey Dorris up with Corey monteith no the FUCK you didn’t
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yeah I know about your CURRENT f/os... but tell me about your exes 👀 was there drama? Or just drifting apart...
#PLEASEE TELL ME THE DEETS#mine are. funny (to me at least)#shout out if you f/o any of my exes#broke up with;#bill cipher (related too hard)#sans Classic tm (drifted)#deidara (got so fucking mad about how he died i got the ick.)#eyeless jack (he was my equivalent to Pick A Random Guy when Asked About Crush. one of my first f/os tho shout out)#riku kh (grew apart! he was my first f/o !!!)#shall not be named. (all you need to know was the word “dummysexual” was involved and it was middleschool)#<- if you guess you win 30 doubloons#imagine your f/o#f/o community#f/o stuff#selfship community#selfship#fictional other#f/o#fictional crushes#romantic f/o#f/o x s/i
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