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livvyofthelake · 1 year

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love spending three hours waiting for my mom to be ready to watch a show together only to be told it’s too late once she finally finishes doing other stuff. girl we agreed to watch this tonight what do you mean I’M too late. i was HERE. i was ready the whole time… YOU were the one doing things you could have done tomorrow!!!

#it’s like how is that my fault. secondly ok i’m watching it without you then if you’re gonna leave for ten days again #i love how she has not considered the idea that maybe spending like. a week every month with her sister is creating a situation that is more #stressful for her because now she has to worry about constantly planning something. like i can’t even help you with that mom 😐#beth.txt #like yes i know she wants to spend time with her sister because their other sister just died i get it #but like. you are already doing so much wrt that death. and you aren’t even done. and now you’re also constantly on a deadline about where #you even ARE. it’s ridiculous #ok i know it sounds like i’m the dick in this situation for caring about a tv show but like genuinely there was an agreement and EYE was #one hundred percent THERE. i could have been doing anything else for three hours if i was just going to be waiting for nothing #and again i can’t stress enough that everything she was doing could have been done tomorrow. you don’t need to call an airline about a #refund at 10pm ok that’s so unnecessary mom #she like sincerely has a problem about only getting stressed out about doing everything at night #my dad has the opposite problem he does everything in the morning. so you can imagine what living here is like.#nobody ever wants to fucking chill. relax even.#the really horrible thing is that I’M an afternoon girl.#so we’ve got my dad running around in the morning. me in the afternoon. my mom at night. horrible situation. we should all get therapy.

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lungthief · 1 year

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listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

#like you get why all the fics about those two are insane right. the narrative is just so goddamn compelling #and thats not even getting into the whole thing abt the serum curing steve of every ailment except his love for bucky #which makes him realize it was never an ailment to begin with (despite the commonly held beliefs about homosexuality in the 1940s)#and bucky being *electroshocked* again and again into forgetting steve #like howd you make your gay ass movie that gay and not realize it. its kinda impressive #sorry for the ridiculous stucky retrospective its 4am and i rewatched the winter soldier recently #its not that deep. its not its not its not . but if it was anything other than what it is it could have been. and thats the worst part #shut up riley #marvel #stucky

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egophiliac · 3 months

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tsum events continue to be just the best

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #a perfect happy ending to a tale as old as tsum #everyone just CLAMORING to get on malleus-tsum's dance card #how do you even dance with a tsum. like logistically #twst don't care twst gonna just be as ridiculous as possible and i love it #i did initially misinterpret the sound effect to be malleus-tsum (somehow) kissing malleus' hand when they started dancing #my disappointment when i went back and checked :(#it still happened in my head and in my heart

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the-mad-prince-of-denmark · 2 years

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Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

#glass onion a knives out mystery #glass onion #benoit blanc #if it’s the first thing then you know it was a bickering-to-lovers situation #like Phillip thought he was completely ridiculous and overblown #and then they grow closer to the point where they’re flirting while like. some jackass is shooting at people right behind them #just them renacting the scene from clue #‘how do you even get into that position?!’ ‘well here let me show you’#if it’s the second thing then they keep just pumping into each other buying the same pretentious items #blanc just wears him down #personal

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hikaaa-bi · 5 months

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i love how much of an ABSOLUTE MESS alice is. you listen to the first episode and think “oh wow a sarcastic and charismatic female character me likey” and then you reach ep 14 and realize that there’s something very deeply wrong with this woman.

#alice bbg #you have the most ridiculous coping mechanism i’ve ever seen let me inspect you under a microscope <3 #the secondhand embarrassment i got from the latest episode #shes gonna sarcasm her way out of expeessing her feelings even if it means that everyone around her is painfully aware of said feelings #expressing*#i think she genuinely believes that she’s doing a Good Job hiding her feelings 10/10 very professional #she pats herself on the back after making everyone else extremely uncomfortable #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #magnus protocol #alice dyer #tmagp alice

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keekry · 10 months

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been obsessed with tasuki ever since reading hell's paradise, and so of course i had to draw mizu going through the motions. for educational purposes. of course.

I used this video as reference: https://youtu.be/qs6y2gOfQfI?si=c9qt9oC4jHlw-dYP

#blue eye samurai #mizu #fanart #suffice to say it has been an educational evening!#went a bit harder style wise on this #as you might glean from the ridiculous size of that curl #ikemen mizu?#more likely than you think #i think everyone has a very convenient break when mizu ties their tasuki #and while the body rests so must the eyes of course

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vynnyal · 9 months

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So let me get this straight:

Hollow knight is about the journey of a small creature possessing the corpse of a god's discarded child, and the character arc that unfolds as they realize they're more than the path they were set to take, eventually defeating the corruption instead of merely postponing inevitable destruction.

Rain world is about the journeys and experiences of many small creatures sent by a bunch of gossiping computers, and the efforts to help stop the destruction caused by a corrupted god that unfolds over hundreds of years, all to postpone his inevitable death.

Man, video games are fun!

#rain world spoilers #hollow knight spoilers #gonna ruin both games in one fell swoop for y'all kekekek #I have SO MANY THOUGHTS about rainworld rn #I also have many thoughts about hk but I've been sharing those for years already #Truthfully I haven't talked to Moon in the final campaign yet #I'm afraid to #Rain world plays like a novel you can't set down #Every time you open the game there's more to see #Not to mention just how ridiculously high the skill floor can get #You can absolutely play the game without learning any tech or even caring about the lore at all #But when you really get into it? Aw man it's just absolutely infatuating #hollow knight #art #rain world

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bytebun · 10 months

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my piece for @thecodywanzine! thanks to the mods who let me go completely ham and cheese on this bad boy. this one's about living longer than you ever expected and not knowing what to do with it

#they're having a leftover sale with free shipping if you want a ridiculous amount of art and merch for an insanely low price #codywan #commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #star wars #comics #codywan zine #i went kinda nuts with the sun symbolism on this one. even i feel like its hamfisted but like listen am i not going to self-indulge #if not in a shipping zine piece then where #hope and love and the sun and etc can be an. omelette. spanish omelette specifically. that you share with your fambly #food cw #its also about looking at your best friend over a table and going. i lvoe you. i love you. i want to spend the rest of my life with you #i want to see the future with you. im so glad we're both alive even though i thought we'd both be dead by now #bytebun draws #lets not talk about the way there is zero consistency in my art style. <3

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tantumuna · 21 days

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"oh please purchase the movies/shows you've been pirating uwu face"

how. where. where am i supposed to purchase movies/shows that do not ever get physical releases because streaming services would rather you pay to access them only to completely remove them on a whim?

piracy is media preservation and I'll die on this hill

#One's Notebook #genuinely where am i supposed to buy some of the things i watch #most of them have no physical release to purchase #and some of them that do only have region locked releases so they're obviously not meant for me without doing more unintended cracking #and others are locked behind paywalls streaming wants you to pay so they can bankrupt everyone in their impossible ploy to make profit #i'm not paying 14.99 a month to watch one or two shows every 6 months that's ridiculous to even ask that #and anyone who thinks this is fine is a fuckign brown nose boot licker #because you can't JUST pay 14.99 for one service #you have to pay 14.99 for EVERY service on the off chance you want to watch something

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0wldn0 · 3 months

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Some Transformers rarepairs that I like 👉👈

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starcurtain · 2 months

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The existence of Ratio's vertical pupils indicate that his species evolved as potentially apex ambush predators, while Aventurine's more diamond-shaped pupils suggest Avgins occupied a middle rung of the Sigonian food chain, with divided need to both track prey and maintain wide-angle vision to identify predatory threats. In this essay, I will--

#honkai star rail #aventurine #dr. ratio #2am shitpost coming atcha #but I do actually think one of the funniest things about Honkai Star Rail #that just never gets acknowledged #is that just about everyone comes from a different planet #with a long enough history that even if they were all initially human #they would have successfully genetically diversified into separate species #like every ship in Star Rail is an inter-species romance #and actually sitting down to think about the genetic science #behind some of these character design choices #makes it all ridiculously funny #catch Dr. Ratio back on his home planet lurking in the bushes #using that insane depth perception to slingshot his dinner into submission #😂😂😂#everything is funny if you apply too much logic to it

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anna-scribbles · 8 months

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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

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itscherryterry-again · 4 months

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yea

#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime #keith kogane #vld keith #vld lance #vld fanart #lance mcclain #voltron #klance #can i rant for a bit #grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom #who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but #by a shows' producer #not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK #and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that #what i didnt need was getting baited left and right #the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on #their silly red blue ship to get canon #bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there #two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep #but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway #i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that #if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING #tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons #(mic drop)

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egophiliac · 11 months

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GRIMS COMING!!! You gonna pull for him??👀👀

I'm gonna try, but...

I have mere hours to decide if I want to make one last attempt at Malleus or save a few to try for Grim...and this is all before the new event reveal on the 16th. truly the most difficult choice of our modern times. the gacha is getting its revenge for all of my Lilias.

#art #of a sort #twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade #can't believe that malleus still won't come home two years in a row #okay. okay. so we'll get a free 10 pull for grim and then if i use ALL my keys and gems that'll get me up to...ugh. numbers. 91?#literally 9 short of a guaranteed summon. oh my god.#curse you trey why is your birthday just too late to get me another 10 set when i need it #i was really trying to ration but i still spent too many of my hoarded keys failing to get masqeralleus #my hubris...#and this is assuming that i won't even want any of the 2023 halloween ssrs which is. unlikely.#may we all get ridiculously lucky and get the fancy ssr on our first pull using the free event keys #it can happen if we all BELIEVE #(sobs)

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wigglebox · 6 months

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Newsflash: They sound ridiculous either way

#spn fanart #destiel #destiel fanart #castiel #dean Winchester #spn art #spncreatorsdaily #wiggleart #got inspired seeing that phone call scene in the morgue on the destiel moments #Twitter lmao and I’m like I think even when they think they’re making sense with each other #no matter what they actually are ridiculous #dean why are you giving him the up and down and staring at his mouth #and adjusting yourself when he steps back into his trenchcoat in season 8 and smile like that when you hear #his voice on the phone and look like that when he doesn’t show up when you pray to him in your bedroom and when you made him #a mixtape and when you turned 180 around when he came back in season 13 and and —

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markscherz · 2 years

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what's the stupidest/silliest looking frog you know of?

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[In order of appearance: Glyphoglossus molossus, Myobatrachus gouldii, Choerophryne proboscidea, Nasikabatrachus sahyadrensis, Pipa pipa, Litoria pinocchio, Triprion petasatus, Synapturanus danta, Breviceps verrucosus, Notaden bennettii, Hemisus guttatus, Hemiphractus bubalus]

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