#you dont know what happens behind closed doors bro!!!

[reigningmax]

not people getting mad at max for not publicly shaming or shit talking his dad?????

[sanspuppet]

Another 18+ scenario of San because i can't stop thinking of him and his huge chest.

smut, angst

Jealous/angry San: hard, rough sex

You entered into San's dorm, which he shared with his bestfriends, during the university year. He wasn't there, and you knew it, because he had one other class before the school day would finish. You looked around, searching for someone to talk with, when you noticed Mingi was laying on the couch, watching his phone. You saw his eyes staring at your body through the corner of his phone, it was quite understandable, given the length of your miniskirt, showing completely off your legs. Something went wrong in your head, and a sudden thought of you sitting on him, flowed in your mind.

"Hi Mingi! What are you watching??"

"Uhm... a f-film." he couldn't stop looking at your exposed skin, at the revealing tank top you were wearing, all for teasing him and his friends.

"Can i join you?" you asked, approaching him with an innocent smile, while taking off your shoes.

"S-sure." he only could respond, he knew what was your purpose, and he also knew it was completely wrong. But you wanted just to watch a film, right? He couldn't refuse, so you instantly sat next to him, your left hand resting on his tight. After some minutes, knowing that San would come back soon, you choose to make things a mess, like you were doing for some days:

"Min, i can't see clearly, can i sit on your lap?" you asked looking at him with your puppy eyes.

"Uhm... i dont think it's a good idea..." his nervousness growing under his oversized sweatshirt.

"Pleaaaseee Min" you begged him, already moving on top of him. You could feel heartbeat speeding up, so you layed your back against his chest. The film was catchy, but your focus was only on the face San would have seeing you like that. You started to rub yourself against Mingi's lap, and you could immediately feel his boner growing harder, under your panties.

And it was when, you heard the door closing, and saw a strong figure staring at you: San.

"H-hi bro..." Mingi's face was red for the embarrassment (and for how hard you made him "involuntarily")

"Hi Sannie!" on the contrary, you smiled as if nothing was happening.

"My room. Now." was the only thing your boyfriend replied, and a smirk was placed on your face once you were following him.

He shutted the door behind him, angry. The look in his eyes was intimidating, you could tell he was really upset.

"Tell me, kitten. Why the fuck do you keep teasing the others?" he said with a strange calmness.

"San- i-" you tried to say something, despite you perfectly knew he was not expecting an answer.

"Wanna behave like a slut, huh?"

You always thought your boyfriend was a calm and kindhearted person, so much that you questioned yourself if he would ever get upset with you. That's how you started to slightly tease his bestfriends, and see if he'd get jealous, and oh yes, he really would, but that stupid little joke turned in a serious way, when he decided that you had reached the limit.

"You like to rub yourself against Mingi's cock, with that little slutty skirt of yours, huh?"

"No please- i didn't mean-" you immediately felt scared, realizing that you maybe had exaggerated.

"You know you got him so hard, do you?"

"San, im so-" you got goosebumps, as he grabbed your hips with one hand, squeezing them with his fingers, so desperately that it would probably leave bruises on your skin.

"Shut up, i better mark you as mine, right?" He walked a few steps towards you, and placed his index finger under your chin, forcing you to look at him. But the only thing you could do was staring at the floor, too embarrassed to even see his mad face, you were used to a sweet San, who cuddled and praised you everytime he could, his angry look, was now seriously scaring you.

"Fucking look at me, what? Now you feel guilty?"

"Y-yes..." was the only thing that escaped from your mouth, you were trembling under his stare.

"Oh we'll see if i should forgive you, take your clothes off."

"But...Mingi-"

"Huh? What? you want him to join? You'd like to be fucked like him, yeah?"

"No i didn't mean that-"

"It seems like, seeing you behaving like a whore."

Tears started to fall from your eyes, you've never seen him like this, making you realize you've really messed up. You wanted to apologize but you knew he wouldn't forgive you, not until he could hear you screaming for him. San grabbed your hips with both of his hands, and threw you on his bed with force. His look was cold, like he didn't feel anything for you now, he was extremely upset, and you could tell it.

"I said, clothes off. Want me to call one of my friends to do it for you? You little slut."

"N-no, i can do it myself." you almost choked with your saliva, panicking by the thought he hated you by now. You got immediately naked, under his gaze.

"Spread your legs."

"Yes d-daddy-" when you called him like that he used to like that, so you thought it would somehow help his angst.

"Dont call me like this." He said before lefting the bedroom. When he came back, behind him was standing another person: Mingi. You gasped and instantly tried to cover yourself with your arms. San chuckled:

"What? Never seen a slut being shy for her naked body."

"San- i really-"

"He'll watch. If that's what you really want, he will see how much of a whore you can be, maybe you'll learn something."

"Uhm... San i dont think i should watch-" Mingi said, hesitant.

"Yes. You should." San replied, making him sit on the armchair, in front of the bed.

You eyes were now red from how many tears have fallen from your eyes. You barely cared about Mingi's presence, what you really wanted now, was your sweet San.

"Please im sorry San..."

"i'll forgive you once you'll be completely emptied from your cum." he started to untie his belt, and dragged down his jeans.

"San. Mingi has nothing to do with it, let him go." You tried to look more serious, hoping you'd convince him. In facts, he turned back and looked at Mingi. San rolled back his eyes, sighing:

"Okey, leave."

Mingi instantly stood up and left you two alone. San got closer to you, his face a few inches from yours, you could feel his deep breaths against your skin.

"If i fuck you mercilessly, you'll learn your mine, right?" he took your neck in his hands, squeezing it slightly.

You nodded, preparing yourself. He sat on the bed behind you, and dragged his hands down on your body, until they reached your clit. He whispered in your ear:

"One orgasm for each day you kept flirting with my friends, this is for Tuesday." he suddenly slided three of his fingers inside your pussy, pounding them into you relentlessly. His other hand keeping your leg still, while the tip of his fingers were touching your g-spot at every thrust.

"Come on, i know you'd like to moan, don't you? Fucking scream for how much you enjoy to be fucked."

The only thing you could do now was obeying, he had you, he owned you. You groan extremely loud, when he sped up his pace even more, his fingers rubbing against every single part of your walls.

"That's it, that sounds exactly like a slut."

"Please- San- im c-close-" you kept moaning, your body started to shake by the immense pleasure: he has never touched you like this.

"Already? That's so humiliating, how sensitive your pussy is." He placed his other hand on your clit, moving his fingers in a circular motion, harshly. Your pussy clenched intensely around his fingers as you felt your first orgasm coming. And in no time, you completely wetted San's hand. You've never released so much cum in your entire life, and it felt incredibly good.

"I should clean this mess up." he said, and moved in front of you, on his knees, his eyes facing your throbbing pussy.

"W-wednesday?" you trembled, knowing you probably couldn't take again all of that pleasure, since you still had to get off of your recent high.

"That's it." His lips were now placed on your clit, kissing and sucking it. Then he licked your walls with his warm tongue, sliding it inside you a few times. You arched your back, your eyes shutted as you tried to ignore all the pleasure that was taking the control of your body, you couldn't stop shaking, your fingers gripping the fabric of the blankets, desperately.

"So fucking wet, all because of me, right?" he asked you. Despite you were too fucked out to respond.

"Right?" he repeated, squeezing your pussy with his fingers.

"Y-yeah! F-fuck-" you choked.

He looked at you, smirking. His tongue was now rubbing against your folds relentlessly, licking them like it was his last meal, the tip of his nose pressing against your clit. His hands were keeping your legs opened widely. You were already reaching your climax again, so quickly that it was embarrassing. You couldn't help but scream his name:

"San! San- please! Im yours-"

He groaned, and let his fingers pleasuring you.

"Don't try to escape it like this. You have 2 days left." he said, before you squirted on his face, exhausted. He licked his lips, tasting it, and took his remaining clothes off. His dick was standing straight, his tip red, thick and pulsing for how hard he was.

"Doggy style." obviously, he loved seeing your ass slapping against his hips, everytime he fucked you. You immediately placed yourself on your hands and knees, barely standing, because of the tiredness. He didn't wait before taking his dick inside of you, already thrusting in you deeply.

"Thursday."

A couple of minutes passed, before you felt your walls pulsing and clenching way too much around his dick, warning him you were hitting your orgasm once again. God, poor Mingi, the amount of screams and groans he was forced to hear, it definitely seemed like a pornographic film stage.

San's thrusts became sloppy and messy, segnaling he was close too.

"Gonna fill this pussy with my cum, and you'll take all of it." he said, before releasing inside of you, until his cum was sliding out of your folds. You layed your chest on the bed, too tired and fucked out, that you couldn't even think concretely.

"i-i can't-" you tried to murmur.

"Oh yeah, you can. You'll regret what you did to Mingi."

"s-sorry. i'm s-sorry."

"I know, i know. Just take it one more time, ok baby?"

Baby, that fucking word convinced you.

You tried to nod, turning yourself so you could face him. He looked at you, his stare was now more relaxed, and less angry, which it made you cheer up a bit.

"Good. I give you some seconds before the next round."

He layed on the bed, beside you, looking at you. His hand was resting on your tummy.

"Why did you do it?" he asked, with a sad tone.

"T-that was stupid, im sorry..."

"I asked you why."

"B-because you were just too kind, was thinking if you would ever get angry with me."

"Why would i? you're perfect."

You turned your head, looking at him, tearing.

"Im so sorry San, i swear i only want you."

He got closer to your ear, and whispered:

"I know it, i'll try to be more gentle now. Okey?"

He said, before sliding his cock inside of you again. He threw his head back for the amount pleasure, and moaned your name.

"You're so weird y/n... but i still love you."

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i highly recommend this song, don't know.. it's just sooo good and they need more recognition :/

[winchestersisterimaginessss]

Request: oh em geez hill i love your work so freakin much! i was wondering if you could do a winchester bros x little sister reader fic where they go to fight a vamp nest (nothing big like 3-4 vamps) and they get separated and reader is like 1 on 1 with a vamp and its like a close call (whatever that means to you 99) but reader gets the upper hand and chops their head off and then the brothers find her and shes just kinda mute after that like she has trouble talking abt what happened to her? IDK IF THIS IS TOO DETAILED IM SORRYYY anyway, dont feel obligated to write! take care of your self! - alexA

A/N: um HI THANK YOU!??! That’s literally so sweet. Okay I love this request and the more details the better!! I started writing this and it took me to a totally different place I think? Ugh idk, but I hope you like it. If not just send in another request!

Pairings: Dean and Sam x Sister!Reader

You were hunting some vampires that were sucking people dry left and right. You all assumed there was no more than 5 of them wreaking absolute havoc on this random small town. The death toll was rapidly rising and they needed to be taken care of immediately. You cringed internally as you thought about how you had to take care of them. You hated killing vampires because something about, oh, I don’t know, chopping their heads off, absolutely mortified you. But they were monsters and it needed to be done.

You arrived to the abandoned barn where you all assumed they were hiding out.

“Stay behind us kid until we figure out how many were really up against.” Dean said handing you a machete.

“Okay,” you nodded.

Your brothers ran towards the barn and you trailed behind them. You got to the barn doors, watched as Dean counted down with his fingers before he busted the door open. As you ran in you saw three vamps and some people chained up. Perfect three on three, you thought, this should be easy. You immediately started fighting one of them while your brothers went to the others. You crashed through the old barn wall and tumbled outside. Your heart was pounding, but you knew you had one over on the guy so you weren’t sweating it. In the midst of your fight, you ended up getting about 50 yards away from the barn before slicing the vampires head off. You sat back, trying to catch your breath. There was something just so gruesome about chopping off their heads. They looked too much like people and it’s just never sat right with you. You let yourself mentally and physically recover for those five seconds before jumping back up to head to the barn. As soon as you stood up though it was like you got the wind knocked out of you. There was a sudden weight on top of you and realized it was another vampire. You panicked and reached for the machete as you were being held to the ground. When you tried to swing it in a last attempt to save yourself, the vampire grabbed it and pushed it towards your throat. You grabbed the machete on the sharp end with your other hand in order to prevent it from going against your throat. It was searing through your hand and you felt the blood start to drastically drip out of it. You felt a few drops hit your face as you pushed harder away from your throat. Your heart sunk and an intense feeling of doom came over you. This was it. You were going to die. You felt yourself growing weaker as you were losing too much blood. You were losing your fight on the machete and it started to touch down on the skin of your throat. You turned your head to the side trying to protect yourself, but it gently sliced your neck. In your final attempt for life, you shoved your knee into the vampire and caught him off guard. He released his grip on the machete for the slightest second, but it was all you needed to save yourself. He needed to readjust himself, but in that split second, you swung the machete in one swift motion, taking off his head. You fell back into the ground breathing heavily. Your pulse was rapid and you realized how clammy you were getting. You sat back up on your knees, held your hair back and started puking. You threw up until there was nothing left and you scooted as far away as you could from the scene that was in front of you.

——-

“Y/N/N,” Dean shouted.

You were in a complete daze, staring out blankly. They got closer to you after calling your name several times with no response. Sam noticed your blank stare and came into realization.

“She’s going into shock,” he stated rushing in front of Dean to get to you.

He squatted down in front of you and grabbed your hands but you sat staring blankly. That’s when he noticed all the blood over your hand and saw it completely sliced open.

“Shit, Dean grab a rag!” He said while holding your wrist out so Dean had a better angle at fixing you up. Dean rushed back over, wrapping your hand up while he watched your face for any sign of pain, but none ever showed. He put pressure on your hand to stop your bleeding.

“Sorry kid.” He grimaced expecting to hear you cry out, but still there was nothing. He squinted his eyes and looked at you with concern before turning to Sam.

“Hey, hey, hey, hey.” Sam gave your hand a little squeeze to get you responsive, but you continued to stare blankly ahead.

“Hey sweetheart, I need you to look at me,” he tried again.

“Okay, it’s okay, you’re in shock, it’s alright.” He said knowing it was actually really far from alright.

“You’re safe, you’re okay, alright? Do you hear me?” He asked, tapping your face and trying to reassure you.

“Alright kid, it’s okay, let’s get you snapped out of this, alright? I’m here.” He said calmly while Dean just stared at his siblings feeling completely helpless.

“I need you to tell me five things about your surroundings, alright? Can you do that for me?” He asked.

Still nothing.

“Okay that’s alright lets get your senses going, okay?” He said trying to walk her through what he was going to do. He reached down and squeezed your lower thigh a few times

“Alright, hey, that’s me, I’m squeezing your leg. Do you feel that?” He asked.

Still no answer.

He took his fingers and trickled them up and down your arms hoping it would do the trick to get you more aware of your surroundings.

“Okay hey, those are my fingers trickling up and down your arms, right?” He asked nodding his own head yes, internally begging you to snap out of it.

“Come on kid!” He practically begged starting to get worried that it was becoming much more serious. Dean looked worried seeing Sam panic. He was the much calmer one in these scenarios and always seemed to know what to do so seeing him panic, terrified him.

“Sam?” He called his name out weakly.

“Dean start pushing into her wound, it’ll hurt like a bitch, but we have to get her responsive.” He said to his brother.

Dean nodded and did what he was told while Sam grabbed your good hand.

“Alright, hey, now you’re going to feel the stuff around you, okay? Here.” He said and rubbed your hand into the grass.

“You feel that?” He asked. “That’s the grass.”

He brought your hand up to his face and rubbed it all over his stubby beard.

“That’s my beard, it’s pretty pokey right? You say that all the time that my beard is so stubby, right kid?” He said, trying to get your body to respond to your mind.

You suddenly felt everything at once and focused on Sam’s face that was right in front of you. You looked at him confused, “S’mmy?” You mumbled.

He sighed in relief before falling onto his knees and pulling you into his chest.

“You’re okay, you’re safe, it’s alright.” He whispered, mostly to himself. Your arm was awkwardly being pulled out and you felt sharp stinging pressure in your hand. You whimpered tried pulling away from whatever had its hold on it, but it was firm.

“Hey kiddo, it’s bad I’ve gotta keep pressure on it.” You heard Dean say.

You pulled away from Sam and looked at Dean. He shot you a sympathetic look, before you looked at your hand. It was covered in a rag that was soaked with blood. Everything just felt extremely foggy and you were confused, “what happened?” You asked, turning your head to take in your surroundings. As soon as you did, you felt pain shoot through your neck. You hissed in pain before reaching up to hold it. It was stinging and you felt the moistness of your blood. You looked at Dean with panic before crying out, “what happened!” You already knew what happened so you weren’t sure why you were even asking. You almost died and to keep the machete from chopping off your own head, it cut deep into your hand and grazed the side of your neck. You started trembling as you recalled the fear that pulsed through your body. This time Dean pulled you into him. He wrapped his arm around you while still keeping your other hand tight in his.

“You’re alright kid shhhh you’re safe.” He comforted you before motioning to Sam that they should get out of there.

“We’re gonna get you cleaned up just fine kiddo we’ll take care of you, you’re safe now.” He said, rubbing your back. You nodded into his chest.

“Alright let’s go.” He said and the three of you left the horrendous scene behind.

[oh-allie]

shakespeare and swooning

alhaitham x g/n reader

synopsis; you read one shakespeare play and now you want to impress your "buddy" alhaitham with your newfound knowledge !! what could go wrong?

fluff, g/n reader, TOTAL CRACKFIC, OOC alhaitham, SWEARING, kind of a modern au ???? i mention "ringing tighnari" but that could just be imagined as using the akasha terminal !!!! didnt write this with a modern au in mind

warning ‼️ PLEASE dont expect this to be accurate, if youre a big classic literature fan then dont attack me for not being a NERD ☹️ just imagine a poser using their fancy words (because they think its cool)

you know how libraries are supposed to be a place of study and tranquility? no the fuck you don't, or at least you don't care, because running through the house of daena with shakespeares, "romeo and juliet," in your hands is NOT very tranquil.

multiple poor akademiya students look at you, PISSED OFF because your shoes are going clu-clonk on the marble floors, which wouldn't be an issue if you weren't scurrying through the library.

is that kaveh ?? he's giving you the same look he gives alhaitham every day ..

... but this is IMPORTANT !! you're on a MISSION right now !! you just finished reading the first act of "romeo and juliet," and you're convinced your brain has expanded tenfold in size.

you're now rushing to your good pal haitham to share your knowledge! how kind and gracious!

you're stopped before his house, you've known him for long enough and gotten close enough for him to let you come in whenever. you know kaveh isn't home, and haitham would never purposefully work overtime, so you're certain you can get his attention and show off in peace.

why are you so adamant about showing off to alhaitham? is it REALLY showing off, or are you trying to, heehee, impress him?? its too late to be flustered at this thought because you already unlocked the door with the spare key kaveh leaves behind one of haithams ugly ass decorative plants and you've taken off your shoes and oh god hes right there and the sunlight from the door is lighting up his face in that way that only happens to him and hes looking at you with a suprised, slightly annoyed, but incredibly fond look and oh no what was your plan again?

"greetings, alhaitham! ☝️🤓" you say, finding a surge of confidence remembering the story you read.

"... hey. what are you doing here?" his response is quick but before you respond he continues, "did you just say greetings?"

"indubidibdibdly! hath you be surprised?" you pretentious hipster. you think youre SO cool, but unfortunately your little crush doesn't seem very impressed either.

"okay, what are you doing? you're being weird." he's not even looking at you, and he's back in his chair before you can rush over and sit on the couch. "is something wrong? should i get tighnari to give you a checkup?"

you'd be touched by the care of the suggestion if he wasn't so cheeky in his tone.

"wha, what, no?! no what the hell- stop ringing tighnari."

"are thou o'er wrought with admiration?" you grin, somehow still under the impression that you sound cool.

he gives an eyebrow raise to that. not bothering to mark his place in his book, he stands up.

"i lie testy in why you act so unpregnant, my dear."

"what"

HUH ? what did bro just say ? testy ???? unpregnant ?? MY DEAR ??? backtrack again, UN-WHAT ??

"be still my beating heart, thou hast taken mine with absolute cunning." is he making fun of you i genuinely can't tell ... its like hes speaking in moon runes right now.

"haitham, heheh, WHAT are you DOING ??" you can't help but laugh at his funny little words, magic man. even if you're clueless to what he just said to you.

"whatever doth thou mean?" he's totally making fun of you !! after ALL your effort to impress him too?

"well, usually i do all the ranting and you sit pretty and listen, so it's weird that you're talking so much, especially like THAT?" fym sit pretty ....

"when words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain." that sounds familiar, but you can't think about it longer before he continues, "shall i compare thee to a summers day?"

"ALRIGHT, i recognize that one, dummy." you laugh, "were you really not impressed by me?" you whisper, the rush of embarrassment you shouldve felt in that library is finally catching up with you.

he stares at you for a second. you just wish you could find out what hes thinking up there, if you could even understand it.

and then he lets you into his mind, with a simple "i love you." as if alhaitham, renowned scribe of the akademiya, top student, couldn't find the words to describe how he felt for you.

or maybe that was what he felt for you. he loved you.

"... you called me unpregnant."

a/n; i read romeo and juliet like... 3 years ago.... so.. uam... 😇😇 totally accurate! hope this crackfic style of writing isnt too niche so this doesnt flop because EMBARRASSING....... do people even like al haitham anymore like guys lets go back to the good old days before the FRENCH came in..... (this is just me projecting cause i havent played genshin in a while and i still lovelove sumeru)

[lawnmowereater]

Hi! I love your fics! Could u do Mha characters after having a fight? Maybe with Bakugo,izuku,aizawa and denki! (U can just choose one if u want or add more) Thank u ❤️

Authors Notes: omg thank you so much! absolutely i can. and in these yall are dating (also these arent my gifs)

Tags: Fluff, Some Swear words

Trigger Warnings: Scars?

MHA Characters after getting in a fight

Bakugou Katsuki

bakugou wants to punch someone after the fight but poor baby is too tired

he has so much angst and frustration that he wants to get out but his bleeding fists and drooping eyes wont let him

so he'll just storm off angrily to your dorm

he'd slam open the door just stare at you before awkwardly saying

"you busy?"

bakugou's voice is so fried from yelling that its just a raspy whisper

when you say no (because nobody else is getting into fights at 4 pm)

he closes your door and just crawls into your arms

after about 5 minutes of just sitting in your arms, he'll eventually start venting to you about what happened

(honestly his raspy tired voice is so hot like fjkdlahdj)

Izuku Midoriya

deku is definitely injured

but at this point hes used to it

so unless he has a broken bone, hes booking it to your dorm

struggling to hold back tears

he'll knock on your door and behind it you'll hear a small shaky voice

"can i come in?"

his sad voice broke your heart

he comes in and deku has scars and injuries everywhere

and as soon as he closes the door, he starts crying even harder (somehow)

deku just needs someone to cry to

he'll ask you to help him with his wounds

and as you pull out your first aid kit (because lord knows how many times deku has gotten hurt)

he starts crying and venting to you

but not about the fight

deku has been in so many fights

about how he felt he could've been so much better and how he felt he let everyone down

(im breaking my own heart rn ong)

he is so sad about it, even if he won the fight

so deku just holds you in his arms crying as you heal his wounds

Aizawa

(i got no clue how to spell his first name)

aizawa has had his fair share of fights

he isnt frustrated or crying about it

bro just needs a nap

he's tired of everyone's bullshit and just needs some rest

so as soon as aizawa gets home, he'll pop into your room to check in on you quickly

but as soon as he confirms that you're alive and well, hes going straight to the bed

aizawa probably wraps himself in like, 8 blankets and just sleeps

if you join him, he wont fight it

he'll just sleepily mumble something and plop the blankets on top of you

i don't think aizawa is much of a cuddler

although he does appreciate you being there

and if you dont join him, he doesn't really care

he's already dead asleep

so basically, bro just needs a nap

[reidmym1nd]

spoilers for hotd s2 ep 3

"im as fearsome as any of them" BOY WHO LIED TO YOU?? EVEN HIS COUNCIL KNOWS HIS LAYING EVEN HIS OWN MOTHER LMAOAOAO

jace serving face card once again

the kingsguard knows what's up you can't tell me they dont

not daemon acting like he's the king

something seeing green in kings landing is making me sick

nyra sending her youngest children away made me sob WHEN JOFF SAID "MOMMY" I STARYED TEARING UP

TWO THINGS I WANNA TALK ABOUT IN THAT BROTHEL SCENE (again)

WHERE WAS THE JUMPSCARE WARNING FOR THE HEAD PART???

aegon is really make me dislike him, we just saw history repeat itself but this time with his young squire and then him catching aemond in bed with his @buser

I WAS NOT EXPECTING AEMOND TO TURN AROUND NAKED BRO

OMG MILLY'S BACK I HAD A FEELING SHE WAS GOING TO BE BACK

yk that alicent and rhaenyra was kinda wholesome BUT UGH SHE KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE BUT YOU STILL WANT WAR??

im not prepared for the next ep, its gonna be the battle of rook's rest🧍🏻‍♀️

cole and alicent having marital disputes (in fromr of the council too, idk how these ppl dont know what happens behind close doors) and then having alicent and rhaenyra together at the end was just the icing on top 😭😭

just realizing daemon might never see his sons again (i havent read the book so idk the whole timeline for dance of the dragons)

[nugzzzzzzz]

(Part 1) Fanepisode/Fanfic (ATHF):

Fam in family

VIEWER DESCRIPTION ADVISED (18+):

Sexual themes

Violence

Sensitive topics

Characters (canon):

Carl

Master shake

Frylock

Meatwad

Fan characters:

Nugz

Locations:

Aqua teen living room (shakes room)

Frylocks room

Carl's house

Meatwads room

2 wicked (Carl's car)

SUMMARY:

The aqua teens find themselves finding more about their neighbor Carl. Someone knew moves into the vacant house next to the aqua teens and it causes tension between the teens and Carl when they get a bit too friendly with em.

The scene starts off with Carl- he was a very selfish, perverted, and self centered character of his own. However, something interesting was happening today other than his usual jack off session.

Carl has kept a lot personal from his neighbors, as he does not take kindly to them at all, as he only pays any kind of notice to their existence when it benefits him or if he needs something from them (hell he will even steal from them). Now, Carl had made his way over to the aqua teens house, his flip flops made light slap sounds against the back of his foot as he walked (as disgusting as it sounds). He stood on their porch, giving it a few knocks, and putting his hands on his hips. He waited patiently or as much patience as he could show, as now he started pounding on the cup shaped door. There was rustling and yelling behind the door, as Carl listened and glanced off a few times. Finally, somebody had answered the door- it was shake.

Shake, a sentient milkshake with yellow gloved hands and a big pink straw. Shake was the one that had opened the door, he seemed rather riled up at the fact HE had to answer the damn door, but his look changed dramatically when he saw Carl in front of him. He now had started to greet Carl with more of a smile and excitement, as he craves to hang out with Carl as a bro.

Shake: "CARL- it's you! Finally come to hang? Slap me some skin bruthaa!! Ow!!-" ((shake put a hand out for Carl to create a wicked handshake))

Carl: "ya- yaaa-, no thank you.... I didn't come to hang-out"

Shake: "Oh- then whaddya want?-" ((shake put his hand back and his expression shifted to a slight embarrassment, but it immediately went away to make it seem it didn't effect his pride))

Carl: "oh- just come over to tell you sumthin- or rather a warning honestly." ((Carl glanced away and back at shake as he started to continue with his warning)) "listen cup, I have a nephew- or neice- I don't friggin know what they prefer and frankly don't care, but I want you to stay the hell away from em, they are the new neighbor we are getting and I dont want them around you guys at all."

All this information was very new to shake, he never knew Carl had more family. They probably looked just like him and it made shake shiver a bit in some kind of disgust....two Carl's around sounded like a nightmare.... But....shake never liked being told what to do, so of course it was met with shakes usual condescending voice.

Shake: "I understand- completely, but y'know maybe since I'm doing this HUGE favor for you- y'know cause we are such close friends- and I figured-"

Carl: "your not usin my damn pool shake- another thing I don't want you anywhere near- but you never listen." ((Carl put up his hands in a square motion as he wore more of a scowl now))

Shake: "carl- carl- carl- carl- what do YOU take me for? I never said I wanted to USE it...." ((Shake said, seeming a bit offended by Carl's words))

Carl: "Sorry- I guess for assuming dat?- but anyways-" ((Carl's expression slightly eased as his hands went back down to his hips))

Shake: "Besides I don't know how I could USE it- I was going to say if I could SWIM in it- There's a difference carl-" ((shake interrupted carl, with a unconcerned look and a cocky smile to match))

Meanwhile, in the aqua teen household, Frylock and meatwad were in their own rooms.

Frylock, a sentient box of fries, is the brains of the group. He does quite literally everything around the house and is the one with a stable job...so far. However, it seemed he could never leave his shitty roommates...He feels they are the only people in his life almost like family if you would even call it that. He did hear about a new neighbor coming along, but he didn't think too much of it. That all changed when he heard the painful voice of shake and Carl getting into a discourse over something.

When he went to confront the noise, meatwad was quick to join him side by side.

Meatwad is a ball of meat, but with no brain at all. It doesn't mean he's completely useless, but instead he's the one who keeps the teens together in their hardest moments with his peaceful nature. (even he can be unhinged at times however).

When frylock glanced down at meatwad rolling beside him, he smiled slightly. He had a lot of care for meatwad, but shake was a different story and more like a tolerance towards one another. However, this discourse was disturbing his peace and he wanted answers immediately. When he arrived, shake and Carl fought through more words just a bit more, but it took frylock to bring shake back a bit to get his attention.

Frylock: "shake- calm down- what is going on here?-" ((Frylock was holding shake back as shake was wriggling slightly, until he gave up from using too much energy and with that frylock too gave up from holding him back.))

Meatwad: "hey- you guys wrestlin? I wanna wrestle- sounds funn-" ((Meatwad had popped in saying this, as he started to charge or push at shake in a wrestling matter))

Frylock: "ain't nobody wrestling meatwad- stop pushing shake-" ((Frylock, as usual seemed to be absolutely done, until the topic occured to him again)) "So Carl, what happened between you two?-"

Carl: "thank you, a voice of reason here- well you guys know how we have a new neighbor- I have family movin there and I don't want you guys even seeing or meetin them- frankly I don't want you guys to know me either once they are here and the cup here won't agree on MY terms-"

Shake: "I NEVER SAID I don't AGREE--" ((Shake tried waddling over to Carl for even saying that, but was stopped by frylock abruptly)) "your lucky fry-DICK- is here- or I WOULD HAVE USED YOUR FAULTY HAIRLINE AND YOUR BALD HEAD AS A GODAMN BONGO NEXT--"

Carl: "ya, sure you would- counting on it-" ((Carl said, completely unbothered with the empty threats)) "but still remember- YOU guys stay away from MY family- especially you frylock, cant forget what you did to my friggen mutha- cure her fricken cancer my ass...." ((The last line he muttered under his breath for frylock not to hear of course, as Carl had walked away now....clearly done with the conversation.))

Frylock: "well ....um ok- see ya carl-" ((frylock had brought the agitated cup inside the house, as meatwad also helped.))

Frylock, hearing about this was definitely more intrigued about this now. Even if he would have met the neighbor either way related or not, this was more of a challenge. However, when he thought of how Carl disrespected him many times- he debating on even following Carl's warning....

Shake along with frylock, was a bit more sure of himself than ever going to meet the person to piss off Carl. Though his motives were merely the pool, as he felt entitled to it when he was rejected upon the deal between him and Carl.

Meatwad already forgot what was being discussed, so he quite literally went into a different subject.

Meatwad: "so wuts for dinner- getting a lil hungry n all- hearing a lil rumbly- in my tumbly" ((meatwad said with a smirk, as shake and frylock glanced to him)) "what- I was just telling everyone wut I'm thinking is all-" ((meatwad started to roll away, as everyone else dispersed to their designated spots))

THE NEXT DAY

The next day rolls around and meatwad is with shake and both were outside. Shake wielded a huge sword with a golden handle and now proceeded to take a brutal swing at meatwad. Frylock surely didn't care- kept em busy and out of his hair for the time as he kept to his reading.

However, a big moving van arrived and caught frylocks attention from his window. Along with frylock, it had also caught the attention of shake and meatwad as the two made their way over to observe at all the commotion over at the house. With frylock not too far behind, the gang saw Carl make his way over to the van.

The teens had definitely ran out of site before they were even noticed as to be secretive- so they watched intently from a safe distance. Shake was pushing the other two, wanting to get a clear view, but was instead creating a ruckus with a lot of noise. This caused frylock to snap slightly, as he "whisper yelled" towards shake to sit down and shut up. Shake finally quieted down, as he heard a different voice now...it sounded clear, soft, and pleasant....how odd...nothing like Carls.

Carl seemed to be talking with someone, but the van seemed to be blocking whoever Carl was talking with, but they assumed it was definitely the new neighbor- or Carl's family member he was talking about.

Carl: "so- you got all your stuff? Yeah?-"

???: "yeah- I do I made sure dad packet it all- and-"

Carl: "no no- not that- not that- I mean the Mary Jane~"

((The mysterious person began to sigh slightly, as they pulled out a container.))

???: "yeah- yeah I got it- but imma need 40 on this- it's some of my best batch-"

Carl: "hey- hey now- y'know we're family- I want some kinda discount on this-"

???: "fine- 25-"

Carl: "How's about I make sure your dad stays off your ass- and I get a freebie- cupeesh??"

???: ".....fine asshat- but don't expect anymore frickin favors like this- we may be family, but I have shit on you too."

Carl: "YEAAAhehehehe TONIGHT-" ((Carl seemed to caught up in the fact to understand what his family member said, as he has his grubby hands on the plant now and runs off.))

The person only curses under their breath, as they watched their uncle run off like an absolute cave dweller... They were hoping to get help unpacking, but they didn't really make a huge deal of it though.

The mysterious person finally revealed themselves from behind the movers van....the teens only stared at what they saw, definitely stood out in their own way, but didn't really look like Carl surprisingly. They had shaved sides, but with very long and thick wavy hair in the middle with half of it in a messy bun. With that, they seemed to have a gothic grunge kind of look with their face covered in piercings to match, even rocking some very long earrings in the shape of an upside down cross.

The teens were honestly hesitant, the look on the person's face seemed rather fierce, but the teens still went over- completely forgetting about Carl's foreboding "words". Shake was merely going over to prove he was the top dog around here, while meatwad and frylock had more of a friendlier attitude.

Frylock: "hey, you must be the new neighbor- we've heard quite a lot about you-"

Shake: "ya, so state your business and get outta here-"

Frylock: "shake- be nice-"

Shake: "nice?? Oh- I'll be nice- when- ......WHATS YOUR NAME SO I CAN USE IT TO COMMAND YOU-"

Frylock: "SHAKE- KNOCK IT- THE-"

Nugz: "nugz-"

Frylock: "pardon?-"

Nugz: "Its nugz-"

((end of part 1))

This series will be reblogged each time I have an update, so that is why I have all the scenes and characters listed

[pgaftrpar2ie]

Hoodwinked on OakPoint (2017)

Okay so #BOOM. Holdon lemme-

Set the Scene: October 2017, Bronx, New York, Halloween Night

Its my first time in #NewYork, I just turned 18 and my gurl @ the time had brought me tickets to go see #TRAVISSCOTT !! On #HALLOWEEN NIGHT!! @ the time i was the biggest Trav fan, truthfully idk if we were fighting at that time (we were always fucking fighting) but she #FISHERR looked out I will say that much.

PS: D****** would end up being my most #toxic love/relationship, which you'll begin to understand in later post. Anyways..

Lets put this into perspective. Im not a person that brags cause my family story started in a place of poverty. I love where im from, #PGCounty. Simply put-my family did everything the right way to get us out of that situation and that's the story I choose to tell. Now if you FROM THAT then you KNOWW #hood shit when you see it.

My biggest pet-peeve has to be: You was never raised in that environment but you swear you THINK you know how to move cause you not "scared". Then me "reading-and-reacting" gets confused for overthinking and being "pussy". So you think.

No. That?.. Her? Problematic.

So we get into the concert. Travis literally takes 1.30hr to come out with NO OPENER, or I dont remember. In the mist of his taking his sweet ass time-it was some niggas in that mf ready to shake the spot on bro. They was moving hella funny fr. They had secret lil call outs, matching Mocler's on and shit, it seemed like they was looking for somebody. They had these masks on like different animals type shit and im just lookin, watchin how they move. See, I was lookin too hard, lacking-just right behind me over my shoulder was a Monkey mask and a Moncler.. Damn. I got caught lookin by the same person ion want the attention of. Fuck it. Be cool, we cool. I think to myself.

My gurl on the other hand has no clue what the hell is happening, turns around, cusses the dude out for standing too close. Great.

Some "yeah, whatevers" and a couple "sound goods" were exchanged as I stepped in between them. Situation diffused. Problematic.

TRAVIS SCOTT IS ON THE STAGE. Im screaming, she screaming, everybody's pumped. Its great. Now if you ever survived the Rodeo you know there's no such thing as staying in one spot. if you not strong enough you WILL get pushed over. Its simple. So I got my gurl in one arm and the other hand recording/moshing, whatever. I held it down. In this moment there's actual #peace and #serenity. We not fighting, Travis Scott is flying on an eagle, were looking in each others eyes the whole time during #Drugs Like This, I almost loved her. So close.. Then she looses her purse. #OMFG. Money, ID, Social, phone, charger gone, all in the fucking purse. Why. UGHHHHH

First instinct, make my girl happy. I pull out my flashlight and point it at the floor, franticly moving people out the way and interrogating them at the same time. This somehow makes my gurl more unhappy. Problematic.

I look up and Zebra face, Moncler man got the fucking bag. He's literally looking back smiling as they walk through the doors of the warehouse. In between us there 2000 people, raging. Fuck

[creepycalls]

Snippet 2

Farewell

Today's the day.

I am obviously dressed like cliffhanger for everyone present over here. I should be swaying my dress like I am a butterfly but you know, the kinda extroverts who just aren't a narcissistic extrovert.

Every 'vert' has an adverb, maybe. For everyone.

I just hope I don't meet him.

I enter the creeking gate which feels as creepy as it looks. My heels are tapping on the ground like I own this venue, but who the hell chose this venue?

I had dreamt of maybe someday like this where I meet my besties and we are having a party, throwing up, it doesn't sounds real, right? Well, definitely not to me.

As I make my way through the little path which seems to be leaning over the grasses on both of its sides, I open the final door to the faces of the people I am seeing for the last time. I wish I never meet them again.

Just, not again.

And never him especially.

There is a massive hoard of people hovering over the barbeques.

Hungry, aren't they?

I was about to move ahead when something stopped me. Not a hand, not a physical touch, not a reality. But the virtuality of the moment.

My spine shivers, my hands tremble, and I was about to fall headfirst if I hadn't turned just the moment around and leave out the door.

I saw someone. I saw him.

I close the door behind me quickly and start waking hastily to the other side of the mansion. Its dark, its gloomy, its chilling all of a sudden. My hands, my fingers are turning and twisting against and over themselves. It's a compulsive habit. No cure for sure.

I walk and jump over some steps to reach before I end on my knees by the weight of agony, in front of anyone who's outside in the garden around. I don't like to embarrass myself out of my misery. I don't want them to know what happened to me.

I crouch down on my haunches with my back sliding down the wall behind me, and still against my movement as I bury my head in my arms.

It's dark, it's gloomy but not chilling anymore. I am covered by the warmth within me. It's peaceful but painful too. It's silly but significant too. It's mine but not MINE anymore.

All these years and still this feeling. Still this depth and hollowness of something I could never cover up fully. My heart, it's not mine anymore. This pounces on me like a rain in the wind, slashing through all my scars and just like salt in the wound. Its burning like fire, but sober like the cold. I am never drunk, just drowned in this. This state, this place, this home, this feeling, it's not foreign, it's like I have inhabited it.

Just not adapted to it.

I have become like that snowball. I am frozen all the time, just melt when I find warmth but disappear when the warmth turns into fire. I do return like rain, but at what cost? After being held together for evermore and then when its time, when it gets heavy, I fall and flow like I haven't filled those parts of me yet with those painful memories. My everything wants to remember him like he deserves every single part of it.

But the fact is, he doesn't.

I never knew my eyes could ever again perceive him like that 17 year old of him when we last met. I was 16 yeah, but caged while he was free. Just the similarity between us was the 'living'. I was walking to the door while keeping and repeating the phrase

'dont come across, don't react, don't look twice, don't fall, don't break'

But I do, everytime, I do.

And there's absolutely nothing I can do about it. I desperately want to turn everything into a hearty joke, but love is not a joke anymore, it's a pain in the ass and a page revised a million times.

His eyes pierced through mine like butter knife through cheese. Turned into a joke bro, didn't it? I swayed, I met, I came across and reacted, didn't I? I stayed, I tried, but fell apart and broke, but yeah just didn't look twice.

One stone unturned. Left a few crumbs.

[perpetually-sad-but-its-fine]

chicago fire 11x11

11x11

make a wish babbyyyyy

i wish for the people in this episode to be happy

i wish for my babies to live

and just

not be traumatized

that's all

oh goodie

this recap

we already love it

so much trauma

and pain

there are only two things in this recap

and im already scared

aw

the herrmann household

we love this start

they're great

i love them

herrman is grumpy dad

cindy and christopher are truly my otp

ik shes just sick

but my mind automatically goes to the worst case scenario

‘i got the kids’

*crash*

‘do you though?’

‘i'll just drop them all of at juvie on the way to work’

cue grumpy!dad!herrmann

we love it

comedy gold

cindy and herrmann are actually my faves

truly

they deserve the best

that's apart of my 11x11 wish

who is this visitor

ohhhh

evan’s cousin

yippee

so much pain

so so much pain

im not prepared at all for this

violet cleaning out evan’s stuff???

absolutely not

no

im not ready

kellyyyyyyy

stellaaaaa

oh god

immediately

i don't like this

waIT

IT SAID JIMMY NICHOLAS IN THE GUEST STARS THING

IS VIOLET GONNA HAVE SOME SORT OF FLASHBACK THING????

I DONT WANNA LOOK ANYTHING UP

IM TOO SCARED

wait

is the guy that plays hawkins jimmy nicholas or nichols?

idk

but

idk

im not ready is all i know

‘two for the price of one’

how humorous gallo

lovely time to make a joke

‘thank you ma’am, step aside’

his polite way of saying ‘shut the fuck up and get out of the way’

thE LIEUTENANTS BEING AMAZING LEADERS

THEYRE SO POWERFUL

I LOVE IT

‘this car might be the only holding this up’

of course

why not

lets just have the most unrealistically dangerous scenario ever

lovely

so lovely

so much danger

kidd and carver

actually working together without being at each other’s necks

i love it

god im too nervous

someone’s gonna get hurt

or something

oh wait

they all got out???

excuse me???

that's the most unrealistic part of this

brO?

STELLA AND CARVER BROMANCE

WE LOVE TO SEE IT

‘hey, we’re all in this together, right?’

sound like high school musical

‘i owe you one carver’

CARVER AND KELLY BROMANCE

‘oh god this is a disaster’

‘but the job is exciting and we really help people’

*stern sylvie looking*

violet my love

thank you

you are amazing

of course her paramedicine program thing is in danger

oH WAIT

THIS IS EMMA ISNT IT

WHY DO I GEEL LIKE ITS EMMA

fireboots under the pillow

gallo and ritter

we love it

‘you know that's a one-man job, right?’

*judgmental look*

‘we're multitasking’

‘mhm’

*disappointed carver look*

peak comedy

oh love the conversation of the squad table

poor carver

its going to be a different person that Schafer isn't it

its gonna be someone that boden hates

‘close the door’

‘good to see you too’

what's the point of this???

what is this conversation

pearce

i dont like you

huH????

VAN METER????

CORRUPT???

THE. FUCK. 

i don't like where this is going

i really don't

why van meter?

man’s chill

like really chill

thank you kelly

god i hate this

why do I feel like this isn't gonna end well

kelly playing fire cop

lovely

pearce i fucking hate you

suck a dick

CINDYYYYY

awww

i hate this

i want them to be happy

but i know that somethings gonna happen to cindy

STELLARIDE

mY LOVES

stella being supportive and trying to find the positive of everything

we love it

violet

what're you doing

good god jacobs

fuck off

i despise you

‘thanks vi’

you call her that one more time

ill gouge your eyes out bitch

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

SHES BEHIND IT ISNT SHE

dodging the question huh jacobs???

ill murder you

ill fucking gut you

god everyone looks really fucking good in their uniform

oh mygod

wait

is this the first time we’re seeing herrmann in his uniform???

EEEKKKK

we love

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

ITS SOMEONE DIFFERENT

kylieeeee

my love

who is this guy

good god

i already hate you

i hate him

did i mention that i don't like him

BRO DIDNT EVEN GO INSIDE

‘its always been dc shafer, what happened?’

‘i don't know’

emma happened

i can feel it

she's the reason for this

fire cop!kelly severide

we love to see it

its great

sylvie and violet

my loves

this'll be fun

OH

paramedicine coming in hot

we love to see it

sylvie takin charge

i love her

she's amazing

SHES SO SWEET

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

SHES AMAZING

‘this isn't even my style’

we love it

THAT SCENE WAS SO HEARTFELT

power couple of the entire one chicago franchise

‘looks like we both got our work cut out for us’

‘mhm’

we love

OH MY GOD

THE APPOINTMENT

WHATS HAPPENING WITH CINDY

oh god

im so nervous

im not handling this well

doc

answer the goddamn question

comE ON

I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO HURT HER

‘doctors drive me crazy, have I told you that before?’

‘only like a gabillion times’

sweethearts

my mother and father who raised me

‘but if she calls me mrs. herrmann one more, she’s getting a knuckle sandwich.’

*proud look from christopher*

oh yippee

the writers didn’t forget about mouch and sylvie working paramedicine together

wow

that's a first

sylvie looKS SO GOOD

VIOLET LOOKS SO G O O D

STELLA LOOKS SO G O O D

gallo’s gonna forget, isn't he

pLEASE

RITTER AND VIOLET MAKING FUN OF HIM

my chaotic besties

i love y'all so much

the looks shared b/w violet and ritter are amazing

oh yippee

severide playing fire cop!!!

van meter???

bro that lowkey scared me

whaT IS THIS CONVERSATION

YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM

ok but van meter has a point

ms. lawyer saw one picture of the two of them together and thought

‘yes, he is corrupt’

and then moved on

OH MY GOD WAIT

VAN METER’S BEING SET UP

bro

come on

jusT ANSWER THE QUESTION

also

this conversation could have gone a lot better

that's for sure

DOMESTIC STELLARIDE

but crappy conversation

we can't ever see them happy, can we???

AW THEY KISSED

im so fuckin giddy

OH MY GOD

SHES GONNA CLEAN OUT HIS APARTMENT

FUCK

im gonna cry

chicago fire writers take a break from hurting me challenge

S T O P

im begging you

please stop

painnnnnn

oh my goD HIS LAPTOP

its gonna have evidence against emma

i can feel it

poor poor violet

im not strong enough

this lawyer lady is probably dirty

or something

lady

do you want his help or not

i don't like you

no wait

is it peerage who’s dirty????

cleaning time

yay

god, my room is so dirty

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

HE MESSED IT UP

mouch is bailing

loving it

‘last man out, remember?’

‘and im the suck up’

yes gallo

you are

because carver and kidd went through something traumatic together

and you

well youre not great at saying no to people

ritter looking out for gallo

lovely

lady

please keep your comments to a minimum

i don't like you

fuck off

leave

I. DO. NOT. LIKE. YOU.

aw violet

my poor child

AWWWW

STOP

HIS DESKTOP SCREEN

OH MY GOD

i knew it

there would be evidence against emma

I FUCKIN KNEW IT 

please get rid of her

HAWKINGS

my baby

that's why jimmy nicholas was in the guest starts thing

PLEASE GET RID OF JACOBS

KILL HER

PLEASE

oh yay

inspection

boden looks like a proud father

we love it

its not dc watts is it??

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

stella’s face after kylie admits to throwing away the liquor

lovely

arE YOU TELLING ME THAT HE ONLY GIVES GOOD REVIEWS IF HE GETS ALCOHOL?????

bodes questioning look

fantastic

boden looks like he wants to punch something

‘are you stealing liquor from molly’s?’

‘sh’

peak comedy

oh goodie

this is gonna be great

‘how goes the witch hunt’

this'll be fun

LADY SHUT THE FUCK UP

NOBODY LIKES YOU

keep your comments to ZE R O

aw

kelly and vanmeter 

the duo we never knew we needed

VIOLET AND BODEN

THE FATHER DAUGHTER DUO WE LOVE

SUCK IT JACOBS

THEYRE GONNA GET RID OF YOU

fucK YEA

YES

geT R I D OF HE R

VIOLET

i love you

youre amazing

FUCKING HELL YESS

YESSSS

YES

no dammit

i wanted to hear her get fired

oh ew

pearce

i hate you

see

van meter and kelly

they are the ultimate father-son duo

fuck off pearce

i despise you

benny was a shit father

and i hate him too

fuck off pearce

don't do this

you don't know the damage that was caused

oh god

WILL WE FIND OUT WHATS WRONG WITH CINDY????

‘what's that rash that i saw on his neck this morning?’

‘those are hickeys, christopher’

‘what?’

‘he was out with Lana last night.’

‘th-that is horrifying’

*cute cindy snort*

‘wait so they’re just out there mauling each other?’

‘you might be overreacting a bit’

well

herrmann is nothing if not dramatic

clueless herrmann is a national treasure

OH MY GOD

the look on the doctors face

stop

im not ready

oh no

oh noooo

nonononono

shit

what's happening

LUNG CANCER

WHAT????

god fucking dammit

no

‘im the one who’s supposed to get lung cancer’

why must you hurt me like this

goddammit

no

no

herrmann

trying to find a way out

stop

this

cindy’s gentle nodding

STOP HURTING ME

THE TEARS IN HERRMANNS EYES

COME ON

STOP THIS

WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY

WHY

WHY

WH YYYYYYYY

im hurt

[distinguisheddwarffriend]

Yo but just IMAGINE the Tolkien characters reacting to FanFiction!

No, really, stay with me for a mo'

It's always a funny scenario, but not only is this a world without tech & internet = no publicity/ media, the stories they tell are also like 99% based solely on real events, the whole "making something up" just... doesn't happen?

So just imagine, those characters that are so unfamiliar with ALL of those concepts, reading our lil weird kinky delulu shit & at first thinking this is just like fake news & people actually believe this about them????

And then, once they understood (it took some time, trust me), there is an absolute SPECTACLE of various reaction between "bro you're literally shipping me with a STAR" and "what is Durincest AM I FUCKING MY BROTHER OR UNCLE OR BOTH WHAT THE -?"

And while the Elves superficial totally pretend to be all aloof & "this is beneath us & not worth our time" they ABSOLUTELY are the most invested shippers & start doing the best fan art in secret, but remain mainly with popular ships like Bagginshield/ FinrodxMaeglor (that's the one-handed due he saves right? The names in Silm are just-).

The Dwarves mainly don't take it seriously, but get weirdly competitive about it: "I have 5 more ships about me than you do, one is even with Sauron/ an Elf/ my literal brother, I'm that popular, make way you peasant!"

Humans are mainly like "okay, y'all do you, I'll keep lookin for a REAL wife because biological clock & stuff" (but secretly the girls LOVE the Elf stuff, ESPECIALLY if it's gay cus that's a not so widely spread concept for them, and the guys read it first just"to see what all the fuss is about ", but then get fingernail-chewingly invested in the most twisted romances, and jabe at least one (1) gay crisis).

Now the Dunedain, whenever they meet, will have HOUR LONG deep & philosophical discussions about rare ships & why they make sense/ should happen. (My People!)

The Hobbits on one side completely adopt all kinds of curtain fics, reading them to each other & cooing about all the fluff, but behind closed doors they own the Dead Dove Tag like none other.

Following: Angry Rant about Fandom etiquette:

While I'm at it:

LET PEOPLE ENJOY THEIR SHIPS & HEADCANONS IN PEACE!!!!

JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT SHIP/ HC SOMETHING (WHICH IS TOTALLY FINE!!!) DOESNT MEAN YOU GET TO TELL OTHERS THEY SUCK/ ARE SICK FOR THEIR PREFERENCES!!!!

I for example am absolutely WEAK for Durincest.

In FICTION.

(I DO have a rather controversial "laissez-faire"-attitude about incest between siblings (as long as no kids happen), but that's another can of worms.)

Because what we enjoy in fiction does NOT translate to real life.

On the other hand I HATE A/B/O or Soul-Mates, anything where the choice of whom you love/ are attracted to is taken from you.

YOU KNOW WHAT I DO ABOUT THAT?

That's right, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

I simply don't read it!!!!!

Okay, that's it, proceed, Love, Bye! 😘👍🏻

It's only polite to ask first.

(In the third panel, Elrond is thinking "Who else does this sort of thing? Where in his tiny body does he keep all that Audacity? This kind of thing is why I love this guy").

[trashcanfills]

So I just read your hanzo space hcs and I loved the part about hushed conversations between him and genji in Japanese and I'm sorry if this request doesn't make a lot of sense but could I ask for a reader who finds out hanzo likes them because they know Japanese and listen to the arguments between hanzo and genji? Thank you and I'm sorry if this is long or confusing.

Mam/sir no this is not confusing. I like that you elaborated on the scenario u wanted me to write cus boi it helps hehe.

This became a monster of a fic jesus so uhhh more content for you i guess pardon the wait. I might edit this later cus Im not sure if Im happy with it now but eh its been stuck in my inbox for so long with some other requests better release now.

Shimada Hanzo x Reader - Hidden Confessions

Hanzo would likely be crushing on you after spending quite some time with you as friends. It’s hard to tell though because he never really says how he feels out loud, like I doubt you even are aware he considers you as a friend unless you confident/observant as hell or sth happened that both of you had to clarify for the sake of your friendship.

But alright lets say that you both consider each other as friends and you both know that. Cus friends to lovers tropes are gucci hehehehehe.

Ok so you def have to be crushing on Hanzo at this point, which I dont blame you for btw like look at the man. There’s a reason for the loads of fanart around him.

Unfortunately as we all know with the fucking friends to lovers trope drama, you cant just admit you like Hanzo that way, cus what if he doesnt sees you that way and it ruins your friendship and makes everything btw u??? Uh yea better safe than sorry bitches. Just keep it down and appreciate that you get to hang out with the angsty ass archer anyway.

Except…some kinda weird things have been going on with Hanzo and Genji? You think you see Genji talking to Hanzo in hushed whispers abt something that, based on Hanzo’s flushed and irritated expression, Hanzo clearly doesnt want to talk abt. It HAS piqued you interest when it tends to occur more often whenever you see the Shimada bros tgt. Asking Hanzo about it however just has him to dismiss it and change the subject. Rip.

Later on those hushed conversations do end up occurring in front of you and other overwatch members, in Japanese, since not many people do really know the language and the conversation was prob meant to be abt sth private and secretive.

Except, you do know Japanese. You didn’t exactly inform Hanzo or Genji of it because it seemed really entertaining to have them have these supposedly private Japanese conversations OUT LOUD without realising there were people who understood what they were saying. I mean, if it was a really sensitive thing they should be speaking behind closed doors right? Like cmon lol.

Usually, whenever the Shimada brothers talk to each other in Japanese, they would exchange some form of wit or ridiculous reference to their past (like that time Genji tried to cajole Hanzo into joining the DDR contest during one of the weekly game night sessions, until Hanzo said he still has pictures of Genji’s 16th Birthday Party Incident in Japanese. Ngl you were a lil curious what the incident was, but its likely some form of embarrassing blackmail).

However THIS TIME, it was completely different. You were chilling with a few other overwatch members plus Hanzo and Genji in the recreation room. Cue your surprise when Genji decided to ask Hanzo in Japanese:

“Sooooo…have you confessed your feelings yet, brother?”

Im sorry HANZO?? HAS FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE????? Thank god they weren’t really focusing on you that much otherwise they would have noticed your body tense a little at that. You don’t know exactly how to feel about this because this can either spell sth great or very bad for you, but most likely bad because what are the chances…right?

Hanzo predictably flushes a little, scowling even harder. If you didn’t know any better you would probably have thought that the archer was pissed at Genji about something instead of being embarrassed (tho i mean when has hanzo never been annoyed at genji lol)

At Hanzo’s expression, Genji sighed out loud. “You do realise you can’t stew on your feelings forever-“

“I can if I want to and that is my decision to make, not yours.” Hanzo hissed back. Genji, unbothered by the interruption, continued:

“-and you have been pining for them for like almost a year.”

Hanzo scoffed. Genji kept going. “I mean they are literally just RIGHT THERE. You can ask them out on like a freaking date-“

“-and risk the potential embarrassment and fallout of our current platonic relationship?”

“Look, I doubt y/n would be the kind of person to-“ Sorry, hold the phone. Did Genji say YOUR NAME?? DOES HANZO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU BACK??? HOLY SHEET???? It was literally taking all of your concentration to not combust on the spot and give away the fact you could understand what they were saying in Japanese because HOLY FUCK HANZO RETURNS YOUR FEELINGS??

Ok ok calm down and listen back to the conversation because you were zoning out a bit from the revelation that Hanzo has a crush on you. Genji was still talking.

“-and you can’t be sure that they aren’t interested in you. Heck, from what I see, they seem very receptive to your boneheaded ass-“

“Being friendly and polite in a platonic relationship is no grounds for speculating romantic interest, you idiot. It’s only a common courtesy-“

“-dude do you NOT notice how much closer they are to you compared to anyone else here-“

“-and that means nothing, Genji. Cease this conversation.”

“Hanzo-“

“No. I do not wish to discuss this any further. Regardless of what you say, I severely doubt they would even like me that way.”

“Even then, just TRY. That is all I am asking of you, Hanzo. Because I want you to be happy for once-”

“You know, you guys could just asked me yourself right now if that’s what you are worried about.” You chimed in. “And speaking of which, I do actually like you too, Hanzo, and uhhh I would be totally open for a date anytime?”

Their reactions were priceless. The moment you spoke up in Japanese had the two Shimada brother halt their conversation to look at you in shock. Hanzo in particular had a myriad of expressions too entertaining to watch.

Hanzo practically went through an entire rollercoaster of emotions when you interrupted. Shock at you speaking Japanese, horror when he realised you spoke Japanese and understood it which meant you were able to listen through their conversation this entire time, until he processed the part on you liking him back which turned into a mix of joy, relief, embarrassment…yea rip Hanzo lol.

Genji meanwhile was trying so hard not to laugh because holy sheet your timing was excellent.

He had to shake Hanzo a bit to get him out of a daze, and gestured at him to ask you out. Hanzo gets his wits back after, glares at Genji because he’s such a lil shit. He then glanced at you briefly before looking away all flustered. “So uhhh…I’ll pick you for dinner at 7pm later?”

You gave him you biggest smile and agreed. That was the start of your beautiful romance with Hanzo, albeit with a mildly embarrassing start but hey, you guys got together since then. :3

BONUS: during the date

“I wasn’t aware that you knew Japanese.”

“You didn’t exactly ask me.”

“…Fair point but still.”

BONUS BONUS: immediately after Hanzo asks you out

“Holy fuck finally!”

“I-Cassidy WHAT?”

“Look. I had to sit through y/n telling me that they are crushing on Hanzo, and listen to them whine about how unfairly hot and cool Hanzo is. I couldn’t do anything about it because I had to keep it secret.”

“Mood.”

“Genji, why are you saying mood? I didn’t tell you about my crush on your brother-“

“I had to sit through Hanzo waxing poetry about you whenever he gets in this weird mood or when he gets drunk during our drinking sessions. It was funny at first but then got sad after a while when he kept making himself depressed over the idea you didn’t see him the same way.”

“You did NOT have to reveal that information-“

“You were the one who chose to confide in me, brother.”

“Hmph, then I suppose you won’t mind me showing y/n my collection of blackmail material of you, then.”

“Woah woah woah let’s not go THAT far-“

[mattsboldyy]

the night he regretted | brendan brisson

this is the second part to “the night that ruined everything” you can read part I here!!

summary - when he realized he was wrong, it was too late.

words ~ 720

warnings ~ angst, mentions of cheating, fem!reader

authors note ~ it really means a lot to me that this series is doing so well. i haven’t released anything in a while so it makes me happy that other people are enjoying this!! i am more than willing to do a part 3 :) also, huge huge HUGE shoutout to @1-800-iluvhockey for giving me a ton of ideas for this. u mean the world to me already <3 love u all with my whole heart!!

other ~ i listened to void by the neighborhood while writing this:))

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brendan scrolled through twitter, seeing video after video of the incident at that party. “i am such a idiot.” brendan mumbled, laying on the couch. “yeah, you are.” the captain of the umich hockey team, nick blankenburg said, startling brendan. “what am i gonna do, bro.” brendan said, sitting up, rubbing his face with both his hands.

brendan walked up the steps, to thomas’ room, hoping to talk to him and get a few things off his chest. “bords?” brendan said, knocking on his door. “bords come on i know you’re in-“ brendan said, opening the door and finding a empty room with no thomas. brendan rolled his eyes and went down stairs. “hey kj, you know where bords is?” brendan asked kent as he opened the fridge door, grabbing a water bottle out. “he’s out somewhere, i don’t know. he’ll be back later.” kent shrugged.

-

“see ya tomorrow boys! good game tonight.” brendan says, walking out of the locker room and into the hallway where friends, family, and girlfriends were waiting. his eyes scanned for any familiar faces before it landed on one.

“y/n?” brendan mumbled to himself. her eyes met his from the across the room. gosh, he missed her so much. he smiled as he saw her smile but that smile faded away as she leaned into someones arms. “bordeleau?” brendan said. thomas turned around and started walking towards brendan as you started walking the opposite way towards the exit. “hey buddy! good game tonight!” thomas said, smiling at him, patting him on the shoulder. “what were you doing with y/n?” brendan asked, raising his eyebrow. thomas laughed, “alright calm down bris, you know me and y/n are friends. just because you cheated on her and made a dumb decision doesn’t mean i’m going to stop y/n and i’s friendship.” thomas said as he laughed and turned to leave the rink, “see ya bris.” “yeah.” brendan scoffed.

-

nick knocked on brendan’s door, “briss can i come in?” “yeah come on in blanks” “are you okay bren? i saw what happened last night between you, bordy and y/n. i really do think thom would never do something like that to you. i mean honestly thomas was right, they always have been friends. really, i wouldnt be worried about a thing.” brendan sighed, “i dont know nick. what should i do? i regret that night so much. i just want her back.” “go say sorry, buy her flowers. me and kj will even go with you” nick says.

and that’s exactly what brendan did.

-

“hold on audrey, someone’s at my door” you say to your friend on facetime, getting up with the phone still in your hand. you opened your door to find brendan standing there with flowers and your favorite candy. your face went white, your eyes went wide and your jaw dropped. “are you okay y/n/n?” audrey asked through the phone. “y-yeah. i’ll call you back.” you told audrey, hanging up the phone. “what are you doing here brendan.” you ask sternly. “y/n i wanna say sorry for what i did. i wasn’t sober when i started kissing that girl and-“ “brendan. you know we can never get back together. i appreciate everything but you said but that was the night that ruined everything. i think you should go.” you said as you closed the door. brendan started down the dorm building hall as nick and kent followed behind him, getting out of their hiding place. kent scoffed, “that sure was the night that ruined everything.” nick sighed “yeah..”

“and the night he regretted.”

-

tagging some friends !!

@1-800-iluvhockey @lukehhughes @owenpowersglasses @c4m3ron @lukehhughes @hockey-lover86 @bitchinbarzal

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coup de foudre chapter 7

ao3

ffn

do fics not do as good on tumblr anymore or is it because i dont write them as much anymore idk

Danny was walking up the steps to the school the next day. When he walked through the doors his eyes traveled over the crowd of students until he found Sam and Tucker waiting by his locker. 

He waved at them as he walked up. 

“Hey, Danny, Sam called.

“Hey bro.” Tucker gave him a peace sign.

“I gotta talk to you guys about something.” Danny said as he put in the combination to his locker. “Something happened last night.”

“What happened?” Tucker asked, his brows furrowing. 

“Not here.” Danny took some notebooks out of his backpack and replaced them with some other stuff from his locker. He shut the locker door, spun his combination dial around a few times, and waved Sam and Tucker forward when he started walking away from them. 

They walked down the hallway and turned a corner. He opened the door to a janitor’s closet and walked in, shutting it behind Sam and Tucker. 

“I had another run in with that ghost hunter,” Danny whispered. “He was tailing Dash on his way home last night.”

“What?” Sam’s eyes widened. “Why was he following Dash?” 

“The ghost hunter thinks that because Dash just happened to be in the woods the night he saved me that he must know where to find me. He was trying to get information out of Dash.”

“This is bad.” Tucker frowned. “We’ve never had ghost hunters who have tried to go after humans for information before. We need to figure out how to stop this guy.”

“What if Dash just goes to the police?” Sam asked. “It’s hard to charge a guy for assaulting a ghost but now he’s going after human teenagers. Isn’t it even more illegal if someone crosses state lines to commit a crime?”

“I’m not sure, but write that down,” Tucker sasaidys, pointing at Sam. “We should look into that.”

“What if he gets hurt because of this?” Danny asked softly. “It’d be my fault.”

“Danny, this isn’t your fault.” Sam placed her hands on his shoulders. 

“Yeah. It’s the ghost hunters fault. He should be able to determine what actions are appropriate in different situations. Like, your parents aren’t very good at that but they have good intentions. Their weapons at least can’t harm people.”

“Yeah, I guess.” Danny’s brows furrowed. “This guy had an ecto-gun pointed at Dash. I think whatever kinds of weapons he has can hurt humans, just because he was pointing it at Dash like that.”

Sam frowned. “Don’t worry Danny, we’ll figure this out.”

The first warning bell rang and Tucker looked up at the ceiling. “We should get to class.”

Tucker opened the closet door to a hallway full of moving students. Danny followed out after him, closely followed by Sam, and when he looked up he was meeting Dash’s eyes.

Dash looked quickly between him and Sam and then took off at a brisk walk. Danny watched him walk away, confused, while Sam waved goodbye to him and Tucker before heading to her first period class.

Danny and Tucker started heading towards their own classroom. They shared their first period together.  He was lost in thought and couldn’t feel Tucker staring at him until Tucker cleared his throat loudly, causing Danny to glance over at him. “What?”

“Are we gonna talk about it?” Tucker asked him.

“Talk about what?” Danny gave him a confused expression.

“Whatever it is you and Dash have going on.”

“What?” Danny blushed. “There’s nothing going on. He’s just friends with Phantom. That’s it.”

“I’m not talking about him and Phantom. I’m talking about him and Fenton.”

Danny furrowed his brows at Tucker as they turned the corner before looking away. “What do you mean about him and Fenton? There’s nothing going on between us. He beat me up last week, don’t you remember?”

“I’m not as oblivious as you and Sam are, dude. I can see these things. Didn’t you see the way he was looking at you when you and Sam walked out of the janitor’s closet together?”

“No?”

Tucker groaned. “Okay, fine, but what about whatever you have going on for–”

“It doesn’t matter what I have going on,” Danny snapped. “It’s not like Dash would feel the same way. It doesn’t matter.”

Tucker sighed. “Look–”

“No.” Danny shrugs his backpack higher up on his shoulders. “Let’s just get to class.” 

Danny walked ahead of Tucker to avoid any more probing questions. It didn’t matter. He would get it to go away. 

He made his way to the classroom and sat down before Tucker could get another word in. Tucker tried to say something else but was cut off by the bell ringing and their teacher starting class. Danny just had to get through this class, him and Tucker didn’t share the next one. Hopefully Tucker would forget it by the next class they shared together. It wasn’t likely though. 

Danny tried to pay attention during class, he really did. He was trying to take advantage of this seemingly ghost-free period Amity Park was going through right now. But his thoughts were being haunted by Tucker’s words and a certain blond’s face. 

The next time Danny looked up from his math textbook, the teacher was at the head of the classroom assigning the homework and then the bell was ringing again. He got up out of his seat and hurried out the door. 

“Danny! Wait!” Tucker called to him.

“Sorry, Tuck. Don’t wanna be late!” Danny said, waving at Tucker as he walked backwards through the door. He turned around in the hallway and started heading towards his physics class. 

Glad to be away from Tucker’s invasion of privacy, Danny walked into his next classroom only to see Dash already sitting in his own seat. Danny cursed. In his rush to get away from Tucker he forgot Dash would be in his next class. 

Groaning, Danny walked over to his seat and sat down. 

The rest of his class trickled in through the doors and everyone makmadees their way to their seats. Once the bell rang, the teacher clapped her hands to start class.

“Hello everyone!” she said cheerily. “Today we have a new seating arrangement. Take a look at the board and move to your new seats.”

Danny studied the seating chart for a few moments before groaning again. As luck would have it, his new seat was right in front of Dash’s. At least it was at the back of the classroom instead of at the front this time. 

They all shuffled around and moved to their new seats. Danny sat down heavily at his new desk. He was pulling out his materials for this class when a piece of paper flew over his shoulder. 

I’m sorry, it read. 

Danny knew by now that Dash was really sorry, that he was trying to become better and change. But part of himself still wanted to be upset about it. Which was reasonable. Sam clearly thought so.

Are you really? he wrote back and threw it over his shoulder without looking. 

He could hear the scratches of pencil on paper and the paper was being thrown back onto his desk. 

I am. I’m trying to be better. I actually think you’re really cool. I'd like another chance if you’re willing to give me one.

Danny paused, staring at the note. Little did Dash know, Danny already was. Dash was already worming his way into one half of his life, why not the other half too.

Danny started writing his reply on the piece of paper. 

Maybe. I think you should be more worried about Sam though. I think she wants to kill you for beating me up again. 

After Danny threw the paper over his shoulder again he could hear a thunk as Dash’s head landed on his desk. 

I’d deserve it. I feel awful for doing that. 

You should. It really sucked.

Danny could hear Dash ripping another piece of paper to write on and could see his hand out of the corner of his eye but they were interrupted by their teacher clearing her throat.

“Is there something you’d like to share with the class, Dash?”

“Oh, uh, no. Just going over a project for another class.”

She shook her head. “Save that for later, we’re going over material that’s going to be on the next test.”

“Yes, sorry.”

Their teacher went back to talking about the lesson. Danny felt a tap on his side and he looked down to see Dash holding another piece of paper in his hand. Danny took it, his fingertips grazing Dash’s. 

What can I do to make it up to you?

Just be a better person.

Danny passed the note back to Dash, his heart jumping a little bit when Dash’s fingers enclosed around his just enough to grab the note. His heart was still racing when he felt the piece of paper being pressed into his hand that was dangling at his side.

That I can try to do.

All Danny wrote back was a smiley face. Once he passed it back to Dash, he leaned back in his seat and watched the teacher gesture to the notes she had written on the whiteboard. 

Maybe Tucker was wrong, but maybe he and Dash could still be friends.

[shotosprincess]

♡ dating the bnha boys — hcs

｡･:*:･-: ✧ :,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*:･-: ✧ :,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

➪ shoto todoroki

pls you’ve prolly been terrified of him for a while prior bc of how ?? talented ?? the mf is ??

but mans prolly saved you at some point and there was this lingering stare you two shared before he left you at recovery girls’ office; were you reading too far into things ?

spoiler alert: you weren’t.

anYWAYS-

he’s the kind of boyfriend to tenderly brush your hair for you and attempt to learn how to tie and braid your hair up in cute ,, simple designs !!

he’d always be ready with little things you’re constantly forgetting; extra snacks,, water,, a fully charged portable charger ,, trust me when i say that man is pREPARED- after all ,, he needs to be ready with everything to take care of his little sweetheart ,, does he not ?

ONLY TWO POINTS IN AND IM ALREADY CRYING BC I LOVE HIM SM BYE BYE BYE

at some point he’d find you sitting on the roof by yourself late at night,, only to stay with you and let you fall asleep on his chest as he drapes a blanket over you and heats it up a lil with his quirk

OKAY YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT THAT MAN WOULDNT HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU AT ALL TIMES AND WOULD SOMETIMES EVEN GET LOWKEYHIGHKEY KINDA SAD WHEN YOU DONT LET HIM

prolly bc he just wants to prove to you that he can be useful

pls just let the man know he’s useful and important he never shows it directly but he needs the reassurance—

he’d give you a warm massage w his quirk whenever you’re in pain :”)

HIDES AND PROTECTS YOU FROM MINETA BC HE KNOWS DAMN WELL WHAT THAT LITTLE SHIT FANTASIZES ABOUT

loves heating//cooling things for you ,, like instant noodles or ice packs !!

surprises you w jewelry that have his initials on them !!

GIVES THE BEST CUDDLES I SWEAR

would hold an umbrella for u while you loop your arm into his as the two of you walk home through the light rain :”)

cries into your chest sometimes after youve fallen asleep bc it’s late nights like these when he reflects on just how lucky of a guy he is to have you— it’s hard for him to articulate it directly ,, but when he does fully open up to you ab it ,, you end up crying too .

WOULD 110% MAKE THE TWO OF YOU YOUR OWN PERSONAL LIL ICE RINK AND TEACH YOU HOW TO SKATE // DO FUN FIGURE SKATING DUOS WITH YOU

➪ katsuki bakugou

prolly got with you initially bc of a dare ( and he nEVER passes up a dare ) ,, but eventually those feelings started to become real and honestly ? it kinda scared the shit outta him . he didn’t know why ,, but for some reason he didnt actually want to leave .

OKAY LARA JEAN AND PETER MF KAVINSKY TYPE BEAT ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ HIT US WITH THE FAKE RELATIONSHIP TO REAL RELATIONSHIP TROPE YESYESYES

teasingly-mean nicknames = his love language . enough said .

AGGRESSIVE !! KISSES !! ALL !! THE DAMN !! TIME !!

makes you wear his hoodie whenever you show even the sLIGHTEST hint at being cold

he just rly wants to see you in his clothes

he’s so clueless on how to do this whole boyfriend thing ,, but he’s definitely trying bc it’s for you :”)

watches and tries so desperately to copy all the cute couples in the movies you guys watch together

“ roses...do you want roses ? “ “ what ? “ “ the guy in the movie gave her roses...do you want roses too ? “

but at the end of the day you just appreciate him for who he is and that’s more than enough for you :”)

PLS DENKI AND KIRI ARE CONSTANTLY SHOCKED AT HOW MUCH HE’S TRYING FOR YOU

will take any and every opportunity to show off his strength and quirk to you <3

now we all know this man gets jealous hella easily ,, and its no different w relationships :”) he’d constantly make it a point to hold you extra close to him in public ,, show you off on social media and call you by a nickname//petname whenever possible just to reiterate to ppl the fact that you’re his and he’s yours

WOULD LET YOU SIT ON HIS LAP AND DO HIS EYELINER AT 2AM PURELY BC YOU GOT BORED

pls i could rly see myself doing that i wont lie

honestly sometimes he forgets himself and his temper gets a little out of hand ,, but the second he sees his feral reflection in your fearful eyes,, he pulls you to his chest and apologizes profusely :”))

➪ denki kaminari

MF PROLLY GOT WITH YOU BC OF A RIGGED GAME OF SPIN THE BOTTLE AT MINA’S PLACE I CANNOT SEE ANYTH HAPPENING OTHERWISE

one tiny kiss turned into two ,, which turned into three ,, and before you knew it ,, the both of you were spilling out the pent up feelings you had for one another all this time—

mina never shuts up ab it ,, she’s so proud of her matchmaking skills

when the power goes out during a storm ,, he holds onto you tight and plays w your hair as he uses his quirk to turn things back on ,,, “ shhh it’s ok,, i’m here “

will do anything and everything to make you smile <3

he has a lil album in his camera roll with all his favourite pictures of you ,, which is practically just all of them tbh ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

HE LOVES SHOWING YOU OFF IN THE MOST WHOLESOME WAY POSSIBLE !!

super energetic n bubbly but at the end of your dates he passes out right away in your arms

you make sure to wrap him up in blankets and give him an overload of kisses after he’s rly asleep though

will work embarrassingly hard to win you stuffed animals at the fair !! it doesn’t always work ,, but it’s cute nontheless <3

some of the staff and children at the fairs get pissed off but oh well ,,, what you do for love

pls he prolly makes you lil bento boxes for lunch every now and then ( ESPECIALLY DURING EXAM WEEK ) w tiny notes and designs taped on them

constantly calls you “ shawty “ lowkey un ironically and dice rolls in ur direction whenever he sees you ,,, you just end up laughing and playfully punching him

I JUST KNOW HE DOES THE F BOY LIP BITE FACE CONSTANTLY

ITS AN ADDICTION FOR HIM I SWEAR

SUPER CLINGY BUT IN THE CUTEST WAY AAAA

LIL STICKY NOTE LOVE LETTERS FROM HIM IN YOUR LOCKER EVERY !! MF !! DAY !!!

you both agreed that at home cozy netflix dates w microwave popcorn and fuzzy blankets >>> movie theatre dates

110% made a playlist for you at some point when he crushed on you from afar and shared it w you after you started dating

he made a collaborative playlist for yall AND multiple playlists of songs that remind him of you afterwards

pls i just kNOW this man’s love language is making playlists

theyre prolly all categorized by mood or smth too w the cutest covers ever pls

➪ ejirou kirishima

you initially met him bc he was hella upset and alone this one time and you were the only one to notice and be there for him bc he ran away from everyone else to hide the “ uNmanLy “ tears :”))

takes you w him on his lil gym visits ,, hypes you up with every little thing u accomplish !!

constantly teasing bakugou with how he’s able to pull you and how lucky he is to have you

bakugou gets hella annoyed most of the time and just blasts him away-

idk bro i just feel like kiri prolly calls you “ adorable “ alot i wont lie-

LOVES HAND HOLDING,, takes any opportunity to hold ur hand and trace lil casual patterns across your knuckles w his thumb

sometimes he’ll even draw lil hearts on your hand

play fighting but sometimes the two of you get too carried away and he actually loses half of the time-

LATE NIGHT GAME NIGHTS WITH HIM AND THE BAKUSQUAD,, he loves being on the team against you so he can get all competitive

OK HEAR ME OUT;;;; DANCE BATTLES W HIM AS YOUR PARTNER AGAINST RANDOM PPL AT PARTIES

mans gets hella insecure ab himself sometimes ,, so he loves doing lil things for you !! opening a can ,, pulling the blanket over you ,, zipping up your jacket <33

STOP WAIT THATS SO CUTE BYE I WANT THAT

lets you dye his hair—THATS HOW MUCH HE TRUSTS YOU BYE

pls yall prolly aggressively play wii sports and just dance against one another on a regular basis;; it’s literally your thing and you cannot tell me otherwise ahjdjfj

pls i just KNOW this man’s an overly passionate wii player

will wrap his arms around your waist and hug u from behind as you make breakfast

WOULD WEAR MATCHING EARRINGS W YOU IF ITS FOR YOU

slow dances in the living room at midnight w you !!

eventually as you spent more time together ,,, you were able to change his idea of “ manliness “ ,, and he was able to realize that manliness is not equivalent to stoicism and that expressing ur feelings is still totally manly and totally valid !! <33

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Alone Time

Gif by me. Somewhat getting better at making them. Lol

Smut 18+ Reader and Nick are over 18!

Nick called you over after his mom and brother left for some event that he said he hated and didn't want to go. You two never got any alone time together unless it was out on a date and those were rare since Nick started doing MMA full time. So it was nice just you and him but they wouldnt be gone for long.

"Baby girl". Nick moaned into the kiss, his hand rested on your neck making sure you didn't pull away.

"Mmmm"? You pulled at his bottom lip with a giggle.

"That's not nice. You know what that does to me". Nick said then returned back to your lips. His tongue flicking yours.

One hand was tugging his curls and the other was resting on his thigh slowly inching your way up his jeans. You got to his very hard cock and palmed him.

Nick let out a groan. He stopped kissing you and looked down biting his lip as your hand rubbed his length over his jeans. The outline of his cock made you shiver. Yes, you two had sex but Nick's length and girth made you nervous. He was a big man but he knew how to please.

"Fuck". Nick's head went back as you picked up your pace, rubbing him. Giving him little squeezes.

"You like that"? You asked seductively, licking your lips as you looked up at Nick.

"You know I do. You're killing me". Nick's heart was racing, his breathing picked up as you quickly undid his belt and his zipper. Slipping your hand down his jeans.

"Like this"? You grabbed ahold of his cock and started jerking him off. Nick nodded, laying back on the couch. You pulled his cock out of his jeans.

"It's so big, baby". You purred in his ear as you nibbled on his neck. Nick's hand rested on your thigh aggressively, he was pawing at your thigh.

"Fuck, dont stop". Nick grunted, bucking his hips into your hand. 

"Nicky, cum for me". You whispered in his ear.

"Ahh fuck". Nick was about to explode, precum was dripping down on your fingers.

"Mom, I got the bag". Your head snapped up and looked at the door with panic. Nick looked at you, silently asking if you heard that. The keys jiggled into the lock.

"Oh shit. Oh shit". Nick removed your hand and pushed his aching cock back into his jeans. You sat on the couch with a smirk, licking your fingers.

"Oh hell". Nick gulped trying to think of something to get his cock down. His silhouette of his cock still very present.

"Babe"?

"I'm trying".

"Hey guys". Nate greeted as he came in. Their mom came in behind Nate.

"Hey, how was the event"?

"Lasted a whole twenty minutes and then they gave us these participation bags with stuff in it. They think were kids or something? I see why Nick stayed home". Nate scoffed as he sat down beside Nick who was hunched over, trying to hide his boner.

"You alright, bro"?

"Huh? Yeah, fine". Nick said, it still hasnt went down.

"Nicholas? You alright"? Ms. Diaz came over and checked Nick's head. "No fever but your sweaty and your face is red. You sure, you're okay"?

"Yeah ma, I'm fine. I better get Y/N home before it gets to late". Nick motioned for you to get up first.

"Thanks for letting me stay with Nick, Ms. Diaz".

"Anytime". She smiled and pinched your cheek, like she always did.

Nick stood up close to you, really close. Matching your step to the front door. Nate looked at Nick oddly but he caught on fast as Nick covered the front of his jeans with his hands.

Nate busted out laughed. "Oh my god. Nick's got".

"Shut it". Nick growled.

"It'll probably happen to you too Nate so if you ever want your brother to cover for you. I suggest being nice". You warn Nate, as you opened the door. Nick went out first and you closed the door.

"Is it down yet"? You ask coming up beside Nick.

"Yeah, I guess thinking about my baby brother having a boner killed mine". He chuckled, scrunching up his nose.

"I'm glad. It would look weird if we walked down the road with a traffic cone in your pants". You giggle, as Nick wrapped his arms around your waist.

"Am I that big"? Nick kissed your neck as he stood behind you.

"Huge". You turned around in his arms and wrapped yours around his neck.

"Oh fuck".

"What"?

"It's back up".

"Nick"! You giggled.

"What? You bring it out of me". Nick winked and smashed his lips to yours. "We gotta find a place of our own". Nick mumbled against your lips.

"You have a fight out of town next week. I could come with you and we could get a room to ourselves. Celebrate after the fight". You say with a smirk.

"God, I love you". Nick picked you up and swirled you around.

Time spent alone was rare so you gotta take what you can.