#you dont get to look the way I do without a passion for food

[lonelydipshit]

Ok 1) vegetable is a culinary term, whereas fruit (in the sense of thing that grows from flower/bud and contains seed) is a botany/biology term, which is where a lot of the confusion with the tomato thing comes from. This also is how mushrooms snuck into being vegan, they’re under the culinary term vegetable and since vegans eat vegetables they’re fine. Grains is also a culinary/cultural term which explains its inconsistent definitions as well

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

[xyfanficarchive]

Laios x Fat Reader HCs (reader of nonspecified gender with boobs and pussy)

18+ 😈

First of all. It's been said but. Fat is totally his type. real and factual and canon 100% i stake my life on it

i mean, he's not that superficial. Laios will fall for someone's personality and not their body. but trust, if he's walking down the street and someone attractive catches his attention so much so that all he can do is think "waow.... theyre really hot......" and stare (and he will stare, unsubtly and without shame, like, he'll turn his head as he passes you by and then trip over his own feet or walk into a lamppost or smth) then that person guaranteed has a lil more fat on their body

if youre uncomfotable with your body..... get comfortable. he's a handsy lover. he wants to touch you and feel you. and he's not shy about loving the way you squish under his hands and in his arms

its not even necessarily an erotic thing much of the time, when he feels you up and pokes and prods you (gently) all over; it's a simple pleasure to his brain to feel the warmth and weight of your breast in his open hand, to press your tummy and pinch the fat on your hips between his thumb and fingers, just to watch the supple flesh deform under his touch and bounce back into place. he'll trace up and down your stretch marks because he likes the way the skin texture feels different there, and touch the pads of his fingers to the dimples of cellulite on your butt and thighs just to feel how your skin embraces his fingertips. he can be pretty mindless about it, his hands drifting across your body as you lie together (yes, he uses you as a stim toy)

of course if you hate this kinda treatment that much, he’ll stop. he won’t torment you. but if, say, you ask him to only touch you in ways and places that dont remind you of your fatness too much, he’ll have an intuition that its because of feelings of insecurity whether you say so or not. and it makes him so so sad because all he wants is to show you how wonderful your body is to him, how delightful it is to touch you in all your softness, how the very presence of you squished up next to him is such a comfort that its all he can do to grab at you and pull you closer and closer to him in crushing embrace- there is no part of you that is so disgusting that Laios wouldnt want to explore.

on the topic of insecurity. if youre feeling bad about the way you look, whether its just a bad image day, or if you find out that you gained some weight and have to get new clothes made from the tailor, he will reassure you. but it will not be a tactful and gentle kind of reassurance, he’s not going “noooo baby but youre still so beautiful tho 🥺.” boy is so so delighted to inform you of all the reasons why its GOOD that youre fat. he has like a whole presentation prepared and he’s talking a mile a minute about how he loves that youre not afraid to eat a full days worth of nutritious meals, and how its good to put on weight to crawl the dungeon, about the energy you expend doing all that walking and fighting and the calories it takes to get revived if you die, talking about how you can go longer in the cold before succumbing to hypothermia and longer without food before youre incapacitated by hunger, how having a thick layer of fat means your vital organs are better protected from slashing and stabbing and blunt force damage alike, getting more passionate as he goes on. and by the time your eyes are glassy and ears are fuzzy from all the knowledge he imparted upon you he grabs you by the shoulders, fingers digging into your deltoids, glowering down at you with a look of such intensity that you shrink away, he finishes his rant with a deathly seriousness: “and….. it makes you really sexy, too..!”

and he does think youre so so fucking sexy; congratulations because it genuinely doesnt happen often! ususally he's too busy thinking about monsters and dungeon ecology and how to make his next incursion below more successful.... if you're reading to this point still somehow thinking that by "fat" i mean "exclusively chubby" then don't worry... i mean, yes he will drool over your cute little tummy pooch and your thick thighs, and he daydreams about sucking your full, round boobs - but he also starts sweating the first time he sees the way your breasts sag under your shift, he wants to taste your skin, he wants to leave bite marks on your back rolls, and side rolls, and he wants to dive in the folds of your belly, and when he sees your luscious pubic mound he gets dizzy and lightheaded because all the blood is going to his cock-

he'd happily die suffocating between your thighs

don't feel anxious about the way you smell around him - you don't, at least no more than anyone else after a long day of walking, but if you did, Laios is a known freak and he's totally into that. you'll never forget the first time you found this out; you were enjoying a simple embrace with him before washing up at the end of the day, your arms thrown around his neck as he leaned down and pressed his forehead into your shoulder, inhaling deep a few relaxed breaths before something changed, his body tense underneath you. you almost pulled away to ask what's wrong but - he grabbed you at the elbow and outright manhandled your arm to stop you from pulling away or pinning your arm to your side, and it's then that you realized to your utter mortefaction that he'd stuck his nose in the crook of your arm and was sniffing your armpit. you almost made a fuss asking him what the hell is he doing?!?! except for the fact that chilchuck was over in the corner organizing his pack and marcille was facing the wall combing out her hair in the mirror and neither of them have seemed to notice anything and you would never, never, never live it down from either of them if you were to draw their attention. but ultimately you couldn't help the way your heart softened to your big weirdo man when he finally pulled his face out of your pit, flushed red to his ears, his irises a thin golden ring around his wide dilated pupils, as he breathed out "I dunno why, but it smells so good..."

when he eats you out, he's literally huffing your pussy scent. he takes his time smelling you as he kisses his way down your thighs. and when he's buried in your folds, sometimes it's almost concerning and you think there's something wrong. is he starved for air, can he breathe down there??? (i did say he'd be happy to die there....) no. thats just how into it he is. one time you ask him what it smells like to him, thinking maybe his perception is significantly different, perhaps because of his hormonal profile or something, and he pauses to think for a moment before elaborating: "it smells like, musky and animalic... a little sweet, and kind of funky, like a little sour and salty almost like sweat, it's so great!" maybe not what you expected, but he only sounded more and more giddy about it as he went on.

he can tell roughly where you are in your cycle based on your smell. this comes far enough into your relationship that nothing can surprise you anymore.

he just loves watching you as he fucks you. the way the shockwave of each thrust ripples throughout your whole body, your tits jiggling back and forth with each gasp of pleasure, and the way it sounds so obscene with your wetness spread out over your plush thighs clicking when his hips make contact and when he pulls away. theres no time or space in your head to be self conscious when you're making those sweet uh uh uh uh sounds every time his cock bottoms out inside you. he loves to pull back and watch it happen, the way his shaft glistens with your slick between your pillowy lips, savouring the stroke of delicious pleasure shooting through his nerves as he glides back in, watching as his pubic bone meets your cushiony mons and the way you shake under it all, your body so completely open to him, he could hardly imagine a more erotic sight or a more beautiful person to share this part of him with

thats all i got for now hope u enjoyed <333

[artydonsgf]

If you're alright with NSFW prompts, can you think of any kinks the three might have?

hi anon! thank you sm for your request<3 honestly, this account has challenged me so much because i’ve never really written nsfw stuff before. it’s really fun actually! enjoy nsfw headcanons with art, tashi, and patrick

Art Donaldson

- completely submissive in bed

- he likes when you’re rough with him

- hair pulling, biting, nails digging into his back

- needy as fuck, any time you start to slow down, he’s kissing you n begging you to keep going

- loves praise, he’ll do anything to get it

- quick to try new things if you want to

- total begger

- likes being overstimulated

- the idea of being completely overwhelmed by you is so hot to him

- really likes it when you blindfold him

- your touch becomes a million times more exciting when he has no idea where it’s going to come from

- he also likes it when he’s slightly restricted

- not too much because grabbing your hips when you’re on top of him is his favorite thing

- always on the bottom, you have total control

- king of whimpering and moaning and begging (a/n: i need him)

- soft breathy whispers telling you that you’re so beautiful, you make him feel so good, etc

- begs to touch you, he lowkey can’t believe that you’re his

- asks for consent in the most slutty desperate voice ever (it’s very hot)

- desperate, needy, and pathetic is the best way to describe him in bed

- great at aftercare, it’s him showering you in kisses thanking you for rocking his world

- seriously, he’s so gentle and sweet and he always makes you food after

Tashi Duncan

- likes watching you on your knees

- any position where you’re under her does it for her

- likes it when you suck her fingers

- loves when you’re loud

- likes to have sex in non-traditional places

- the car, the shower, downstairs, kitchen, etc

- doesn’t want to share you with anyone but sometimes she wonders what it would be like watching you fuck someone else

- high sex drive

- i mean come on, you’re with the most competitive n passionate woman in the world, did you think that wasn’t gonna translate into bed?

- doesn’t let up even in bed, she makes you work for every ounce of pleasure you want

- you’re spoiled by her but that’s only once you work to get there

- obsessed with giving you hickies

- loves it when you dress up in pretty lingerie

- she slowly undresses you, kissing you everywhere as she goes

- loves buying you lingerie too

- aftercare is the best with her

- you guys shower together and softly whisper sweet words to one another

- you change the sheets together and settle into fresh sheets feeling nice and clean

Patrick Zweig

- total exhibitionist

- likes the thrill of almost being caught so you often find yourself with his hands down your pants in dark corners of parties

- likes being marked

- if he’s not walking away with a million hickies did yall really fuck?

- likes to go without a condom

- obviously with your consent and making sure you’re on birth control

- likes to come on your face when you give him blow jobs

- seeing you covered in his cum makes him hard all over again

- total brat, he does everything possible to rile you up

- he’s also a complete tease, he loves making you beg for him to keep touching you

- loudddd

- neighbors three doors down can hear his moaning

- he’s not even exaggerating either, bro just really can’t help himself when you’re fucking him

- likes it when you dress up in cute outfits

- he barely sees it because he’s so eager to rip it off but the brief moment he does look, he loves it

- aftercare is always sweet but pretty short because sex with you is like his version of melatonin

- besides staying awake for the general clean up, he’s normally out like a light afterwards

- even with quickies, he’s always falling asleep

- pussy so good you put his ass to bed🙏🏾

hiiii idk if this is that good, i spent so long reworking it cause i hated it. butttt i dont wanna keep anyone waiting so i hope you enjoyed<3

[sugarverse]

ex boyfriend smut ; 2.1k words | enjoy! <3

I miss you, love.

the text made your stomach lurch, but you knew it was coming. you two had been on and off for longer than you care to admit, about 3 days after to a week and he's back. or you're back. or some weird thing happens that brings you closer to each other. you'd hope the cycle had broken with a new record of 40ish days without talking.

no you don't, c’mon we were doing so well !

typing the made your head sore, so what are you doing texting him back? this never leads to anything but getting back together. then into the same destroying habits that drive you back apart. It was exhausting.

Yes I do. I think about you every fucking day y/n. I miss you.

you stared at the phone, wet lashes blinking for a moment before letting out a soft laugh and joking to yourself. “I’d think about me everyday too..” you stood slowly from your bed, stretching and walking lazily to the bathroom. you stared at the hot water pouring into the shower stall, steam coming back into your face as you picked your brain. maybe it wasn’t a horrible idea, inviting him over. you knew what he wanted as soon as his unsaved but familiar number popped up your screen. he always brought food or bought you food after.. and you were kinda hungry. no harm no foul, huh? you hopped into the shower, letting it run against your skin for a moment. you reached out to your phone, starting some music before messaging him back.

come over <3

before you could change the song and set your phone back down, he had responded.

atta girl.

you rolled your eyes, smiling to yourself as you washed up. not long after, brushing your teeth and putting on some lip gloss. a t-shirt and panties is all you really needed, going to wait for his knock in the living room. you flicked through the music on your tv, the lighting from outside peaking through your blinds to illuminate the sun setting outside. before fully settling into the couch, there's a knock at the door.

you hop up, looking through the peep hole just to make sure out of the 8 billion people it could be it was the one person you wanted. you open the door all the way, watching him stop and utter horror as he saw you standing in your underwear. he lifted you over his shoulder with ease, slamming the door so that no one else were to see you.

“what do you care?” you ask, giggling from his shoulder as he sat two bags onto the floor. you neverminded it, inhaling the new cologne he had on.

“dont start that shit.” he said under his breath, the smell of him came flooding to your nose as he spun to set you back down, hands not being shy about rubbing over your ass as he did so.

“my gorgeous girl..” he mumbled, kissing your forehead, then down the side of your temple to your cheek, then to your lips. something about the kiss was definitely different than most, almost like kissing someone else. you brushed the thought aside, letting your hands intertwine with the back of his hair to pull him closer. it felt like he was almost hesitant to kiss you on your lips, was something wrong? he pulled away for a moment, letting there only be space for words between you two.

“i love you, y/n. i really do fuckin’ miss you..” he spoke in a whisper. you could hardly hear him, feeling him push his now glossy lips back against yours. “workin on it..” he mumbled again, pulling you into his arms greedily as he led you to the arm of the couch just to push you up against it. you smile, giggling in the kiss and wrapping your legs around his waist as you understand what he meant by ‘working on it’.

you pull your lips away, looking down at the hard on in his sweatpants. “you know i love you too handsome..” your hands slide down to his waistband until he stops you, causing you to stop and look him in the eyes.

“no, i mean I'm gonna be your fuckin husband. I love you. i want you to know that I mean it.” he stared at you intently before kissing your cheek, then passionately kissing your lips once more. his comment made you snicker in your head, although you knew how serious he was. you meant it when you said it back, but there are different levels to love. did he really hold you to highest praise like he says he does? if so, why the fuck do you two keep breaking up? you held him tighter, knowing you heard confidence in his voice. maybe he really was serious?

he leans over, lightly pushing you to lay down onto the couch. tongue swirling against your own as rough hands grabbed at your body to pull your chest closer to his. “you smell so fucking good..” he bit into your neck, feeling you jolt into his arms. it made him smirk, feeling you trying to pull him closer as well.

“hun not too v..visable I have work tomorrowww..” you say more as a suggestion than command. he bites a bit harder, pulling away to lift your shirt. he didn't bother lifting it all of the way, putting his head underneath to suck on your soft skin some more. he yanked your hips to his, taking a nipple into his mouth and sucking on it to feel you squirm against his hips. it made you moan, tugging on his hair and smiling through heavy breaths. you grinded against him needily, feeling him reciprocate by humping against your most sensitive parts. he made sure not to be too rough, aiming to grind against your clit slowly. it was about you, he wanted to make that obvious.

"bed, b-bed..please. want y..you in bed.” you whimper, moaning softly and tugging at his hair once more so he'd let up. reluctantly, he pulls away and lifts you back into his arms. he nudges against you as he carries you, snickering at your desperate attempts to grind harder against him as he shuffles his feet a few steps down the hall. he moves the door open with his foot.. the smell of you. he could go on and on about how much he missed it, how much he really truly missed traces of you in his room. he groaned as you kissed down his neck, looking over at your colorful bed sheets before laying you down carefully.

“how do you want it, pretty girl?” he asks, sliding down to his knees and bringing your legs to his shoulders. you look down to see him smiling, trying to decide. you could see hearts in his eyes as he stared at the wet spot in your panties. he kissed up your thighs, looping a finger around the hem of your panties before sliding them off. he left a small kiss on your clit, pulling your hips to his mouth. “after I taste you, itadakimasu.” he mumbled.

“you fucking nerd-ahh! mmhngh..!" you moan out, feeling his tongue swirl around your clit, sucking on it and latching onto you. your back arching off of the blankets not long after, hands tangling themselves into your sheets to hold onto something. you wrapped your ankles around his head, grinding against his tongue as he guided it up and down against your pretty cunt.

he moaned like a man who hadn't eaten anything good in years, bringing your hips off of the bed and forcing your thighs around his head even tighter. you whined, tugging even harder at his hair as you babbled about how much you missed his touch, it's not like you let anyone else touch you. you were having you time.. until today anyway. he smiled, enjoying your praises as he felt you cum against his tongue for the first time in over a month. he couldn’t get over the taste, or the way you smelled. he buried his face impossibly deeper into your cunt, hoping you’d give him more.

“sw..sweetheart, please.!” you tried to nudge his head away, feeling him cling to you even tighter. you laid your head back onto the mattress, moaning louder and moving to cover your mouth. he looked up at you, giving you a minute to keep your hand over your lips before realizing you weren't going to get the message on looks alone. pulling away with a pop!, slapping your clit a few times. “Nu uh. Let me hear you.”

you whine, moving your hands back into his hair like before as he continues. you squirm in his touch, eyes starting to get watery as he draws a second orgasm from you. you shivered against him, feeling him slowly pull away as you calmed down from your high.

“did you decide how you want me?” he asked, looking at your disheveled hair and ecstasy-ridden eyes. he felt his cock twitch st the sight, staring at your chest rise and fall with deep breaths before you answered. he rested his cheek onto your thigh with a smile.

“fuuuck um.. fuck” you laugh, lifting yourself up on your elbows. “i don’t care.. kinda wanna see you..? if thats okay?” you ask, feeling him move your body towards the pillows to lay your head down properly. he slides off his pants and underwear, chuckling softly. “more than okay.” he swiped over his tip with his thumb, feeling how sore it was from being so hard. andmissingyou.

“c’mere..” you mumble, propped back onto your elbows to look at him once more. you glance down, noticing he didn’t have a condom on. which explains the Walgreens bag. he climbed over top of you, glancing down for a minute before lining up to you. his eyes went back to yours before sliding it in slowly. he sighed in relief, moving to lay his head into your shoulder. he groaned as he fit all the way inside of you. your legs wrap around his waist, squirming as you struggled to take him.

“r..relax sweet pea, you’ll break me..” he mumbles against your pretty skin, moving an arm to lift your leg a bit higher. you moan into his shoulder, biting into his flesh and drawing a half moan half laugh from him. after relaxing enough for him to start moving comfortably, you immediately felt him reach deep into you as your hips grinded against each other. you shut your eyes tightly, moaning and whimpering underneath him as he stared down to watch your wet lashes flicker. you left claw marks down his back, causing him to hide his face in your collarbone before moving faster. “nnnn! ‘ts too muhh.. much!” you whine out, looking up into his eyes just to say “p..please don’t stop!” in the next breaths.

he smiled, kissing your cheek and temple. “f..fuck i love you. my girl, my. girl.” he groaned, slamming into you ever harder. you could feel him hit your cervix repeatedly, causing him to draw a 3rd orgasm from you and for your vision to spot. you feel your eyes well up in tears, kissing him sloppily as he slowed down ever so slightly. being close himself, chasing after his orgasm. he squeezed your body tightly as he came, arms wrapped around your torso to use you like the toy you were.

you sigh, feeling your thighs begin to shake. you laughed softly under your breath, kissing his cheek as he nudged into you a few more times. he pulled out, watching his cock twitch over your pretty swollen cunt. he swiped some up with his index finger, bringing it to your lips and watching you clean it with no hesitation.

“good girl..” he grinned, kissing your cheek and moving to get a rag. coming back a few seconds later to see you moving to stand. “what are you doing?” he asked, the blue rag dripping in water slightly onto his hand.

“don't you think we should shower?” you lean against the bed, feeling your thighs shake as you held yourself up. you shut your legs, not wanting your mess to drip onto the floor.

“..you sure you can stand in the shower?” he chuckled, walking over to you and lightly moving your legs apart to wipe you off. you let him do what he's doing, leaning back on the bed before mocking him.

“yes i can, thank you.” you commented, watching him tilt his head and look amused at your response. he put his hands up, stepping back.

“after you,” he smiled, watching you struggle to walk straight at first. you glared at him, hearing his giggles in the corner before walking to the bathroom.

[the-little-ewok]

The Little Spoon

Poe Dameron x G/N Reader

Rating: M

Wordcount : 1600 (ish)

Warnings : Fluff, mentions of getting caught during sex/heavy petting, rife with teasing innuendos, soft softness, spooning, brief mentions of food, Poe being an adorable menace.

Prompt / Summary : Burying your face in their neck, listening to their heartbeat, spooning at night. / After a difficult day you and Poe try something new in the bedroom.

A/N : Anon who sent me the prompts - i dont know if fluffy was what you really wanted but… i kinda went pretty fluffy cute with this. If you were hoping more for a NSFW request please send me an ask and i’ll do an alt fic for you :)

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"Stop!" You half whine, half laugh, burying your face in Poe's neck.

"I don't know if he'll ever be able to talk to you again without blushing!" Poe laughs, clearly finding the fact his newest squad member walking in on you both in a, well, compromising, position, hilariously funny, and your embarrassment even funnier.

Since then poor Leru had been unable to look at you without his cheeks lighting up red, and losing all ability to speak.

"Take it as a compliment it affected him so much," Poe shrugs, taking the whole situation in his stride, as usual. "You can't change what happened, and besides you can't hide out here forever."

'Here' was the grassy bank outside the, what now seemed all too small, base entrance. You had escaped out into the humid night air as soon as your shift was over, convinced everyone you encountered knew the story and was staring at you.

Of course, they already knew that you and Poe were close, but perhaps not quite how close. There had never really been time, during the middle of a war, to consider what you were. And now you were together, both of you wanted to enjoy it without too much fuss. At least while you settled into a new routine, and Poe to his new role as General. So really, getting carried away in what should have stayed an empty office, after Poe had returned from a long mission, was not the best of plans.

But oh, he had been so distractingly hot. The way he'd smiled, his eyes flickering up and down your body, the way he'd pulled you tight against his chest, the way his lips had brushed against your skin.

It was hard to regret what happened. But you did regret getting caught.

"I can stay here as long as I like," you challenge his statement, folding your arms.

"I could just order you back inside," he shrugs with a sigh, making out it would be a huge inconvenience for him to do that.

"You wouldn't dare!" You twist to glare at him in challenge, as Poe leans back to look at you, a serious expression creasing his brow. He slowly raises one eyebrow, before he finally gives in, bursting into laughter.

"No, you're right. I like continuing to live without a vibroblade in my chest, so I guess orders are off the table!" He pulls you back into his arms, holding you tight against him.

"How about I very politely request you come back inside? We can grab some food and get an early night?"

"I don't want to go to the canteen,” you mumble, picking at a loose thread on your trousers, unable to remove the idea that everyone would be judging you.

"You know, I don't think anyone else knows? And even if they did, firstly, it's not like they saw anything personally, just second hand, and secondly, if anyone says a damn word I'll have their ass hauled in front of me faster than they can blink!" Poe states passionately.

"That's sweet. But we agreed on no special treatment."

"Not special. I'd do that for anyone talking inappropriately about anyone. You get absolutely no special treatment. I've never given you any special treatment." Taking your chin he tilts your face towards him before he places a soft kiss against your lips.

"Hmm, so you offer that to everyone, do you?"

"Well, everyone is a little broad. More like a select group. You, Finn, Rey, Snap, BB, that really cute medic we met in Yavin," he shrugs with a teasing smile as you roll your eyes. “Now stop overthinking.”

Poe was right, you were over thinking, and as annoying as his teasing could be, you know it comes from a good place in his heart. He simply wants you to see that it's not all bad. Nothing you could do now would change anything that already happened. All you could do was, as Poe does, make the best of the situation.

Still, the embarrassment gnaws a little at your thoughts, though quieter, still there for now.

"Can we eat in your room?"

"Only if we are naked," Poe grins, making you dissolve into laughter.

"Stop that, right now!" You warn through giggles.

"I've been away for almost a month! I've been storing it all up. You are in for a lonnnnnng night, baby," he winks, and for a moment, you`re laughing so hard you forget anything had gone wrong at all today.

~

"I'm sorry," Poe offers later that night, his fingers trailing up and down your back as you lay in his bed, curled up against his side, his heartbeat drumming in your ear as you lean your head on his chest, half asleep.

You hum in question, wondering what he's talking about.

"Earlier. It was my fault we got caught like that. I should have waited. I was just excited to see you and being impulsive. I’ll try and keep my hands to myself for a little longer next time.”

You lean up on your elbow to look at him, frowning in confusion and feeling the tendrils of guilt in your own belly that he feels he's somehow to blame. The last thing you wanted was for Poe to feel he couldn't be his usual, affectionate self.

"There's nothing you need to apologise for. We were both willing participants. I was excited to see you too. You’ve no idea how much I missed you."

Poe's hand slides around the back of your neck, pulling you down to him as he mumbles, "I missed you too, baby," against your mouth before he kisses you.

When he finally lets you go, you have to take a moment, feeling a little giddy, whether with love or lack of oxygen, you aren't sure.

"Anyway, I like you being impulsive," you assure him with a soft smile.

"Then I rescind my apology," Poe chuckles as you snuggle back down against his side, trying to get comfy again.

Except now you have a problem. No matter where you place yourself, you can't quite get comfy enough to fall asleep. Something just feels wrong.

You let out a noise of annoyance, sitting up.

"Turn over," you instruct, laughing as Poe raises a questioning eyebrow, his lips upturning in a familiar grin.

"Is this going a sex thing? Because you know I can stay awake a little longer. I'm sure I can help tire you o-"

"Get your mind out of the gutter," You laugh, cutting him off and pressing your hands against his arm, trying to manually roll him over, onto his side.

"So it's not a sex thing? I'm disappointed," Poe sighs over dramatically, ignoring your pathetic attempts to move him.

"I want to cuddle you!" You explain with an exasperated sigh.

"Oh, that's what we are calling it these days? Okay, well, we can 'cuddle' as much as you like," he grins, eyes crinkling with amusement as he makes air quotes at you. You make a show of dramatically rolling your eyes in response.

"No, Poe! I mean I want to hold you!"

"Hold which bit?" He wiggles his eyebrows as you try and bite back your laughter. You close your eyes and take a deep breath, telling yourself you are grateful he's home and he just needs to get this out of his system.

When you open them again you fix him with a stern look.

"Alright, alright!" Poe holds his hands up in surrender, clearly deciding he might be pushing too far now. "You want me to be the little spoon?" He asks, obviously having known exactly what you wanted from the first time you asked.

"I want you to be the little spoon." You nod in confirmation. Poe's expression softens from teasing into something that makes your chest ache with love. It's as though the seriousness of the last few years of war drop away, and the boy Poe used to be, stares at you with hopeless adoration.

"I like that idea better," he says simply, before he rolls over with his back to face you. "But I'm still open to the sex thing." He adds, making you snort as you try to contain your laughter, knowing it will only encourage him.

Once Poe is settled, you curl up behind him, wrapping an arm over his chest, tucking your legs in behind his, cuddling up close to him as you press your face between his shoulder blades.

"Don't think I've ever been the little spoon before. I like it," Poe sighs contentedly, his hands resting over yours wrapped around his chest, holding you in place.

You smile and press a soft kiss to his back, "I like it too."

A near silence settles over you both, the only sound in the room your steady breathing as you hold each other. You can feel your eyes finally starting to drift shut, but you also know Poe is not asleep yet, as his fingers continue to gently caress your arm, almost distractedly.

“What are you thinking, Flyboy?” You mumble sleepily against his skin, not wanting to fall asleep if he has something on his mind.

"I was just wondering," he mumbles quietly, “if you think Leru is thinking about us right now?"

"Go to sleep!" You sigh against his back, feeling him shake with barely contained laughter.

"I definitely think he enjoyed it a little bit."

"Sleep!" You hiss, refusing to play into his teasing again.

There's a moment of silence, one in which you think that he's given up with the teasing and finally decided to get some rest. That is until -

"Do you think he wants to join us sometime?"

"POE!"

You can't help but smile as his laughter fills the room. Insufferable, infuriating, pain in the ass. You had missed him, so very much.

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[cator99]

I love making phone calls I love sending emails and being overall pleasant to interact with I love looking for solutions and being eager to understand how the world around me operates and to ask people about the role they play in this beautiful world I love being able to tell that other people are excited for any reason at all to strut their shit in this way and I always take notes on how they do it. It's all so funny to me. I am doing this because I am an insane person. I am the best person for the job. I am like the inverse of Jude St Francis. Born in a wet cardboard box doomed fucked in the head and forced to make an accommodation with life BUT I think its cunty and will commit awesomely violent ritual seppuku when my life is at its absolute peak. But yeah I dont get anxiety anymore if I dont like something it I can just thank them for their time and then find a way to leave and literally do anything else no one really cares as long as you do it right and you know like you can just keep looking for better things you literally never know you might turn out to be really passionate about fish mongering and didnt even consider it and it's not always easy but if the alternative is unbearable then fuck it pack a bag and stick your thumb out on the highway and spend 2 hours chatting about life with a fat 60 year old semi truck driver with photos of his happy fatty family plastered over the entirety of his dashboard and who was concerned why some kid was wandering the highway without a jacket and is nothing but totally kind and appropriate towards you which you kind of didnt expect when you hit the road but then you get to the city and go to an orgy party at some xi/xirs apartment who you met while on a psychiatrist-approved leave to attend an LGBT youth summer camp during the tail end of your 4 month stay at a youth mental health/detention facility but you can't stay there because his 40 year old housemate just announced that he's moving to the states and suddenly wouldnt be contributing to next months rent and didn't want to say anything until the night before when his boxes were being actively moved out of the apartment in order to avoid any sort of confrontation and the resulting altercation is heart breaking this 40 year old workig professional gay dude just absolutely betrayed this screwed up teenaged lesbian with no hesitation but maybe the drug fuelled sex parties had something to do with it but im just there stoned watching some tv show about anthropomorphic fast food and xe really did care about me but this was not the time to be pulling some cutesy whimsical runaway shit so we said our goodbyes and xe gave me directions the youth emergency shelter. As far as I was concerned, I was living the dream. This was just the "hard" part. I broke the high score on the ancient tetris machine at the day-shelter and barely ate anything because they relied entirely on donations and for whatever reason nobody thought to donate anything gluten free. I slept in the girls quarters of the cold shelter we were taken to every night, driven in huge vans by the staff at the day shelter. The girls were primarily quiet and didnt want to talk or even look at anyone. Some of the native girls were chill to play board games or watch tv with though. The guys were real rough. Mostly drug addicts. Mostly violent. They were known for treating each other terribly. I was told I could "use whatever rooms or washrooms that align with your gender identity". I told them I'd rather use the room that made me less likely to have me end up raped or my pillow pissed on.

[th3casscad3]

As you have requests on I'd love to ask for a Velvette x male!reader smut, with her as a dom. Potential idea based around working as her assistant, helping in her office whilst she's looking at sex toys online out of curiosity (secretly or not) and ends up knocking stuff off her desk. Reader kneels down to help pick stuff up, as she looks down from the desk she sees them on their knees between her legs about to get back up. Let her imagination run wild.

Office Messes.. Velvette X Male Reader ( Smut ) Warnings: NSFW.. Dom Velvette.. Sex Toys.. Pegging. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

It Was A Regular Day At Work. Velvette Was Scrambling Left To Right Working On Her Newest Line And You Were Right There Behind Her. Picking Out New Fabrics, Grabbing Her Lunch, Giving Her A Second Opinion, Everything. Velvette Had Been In Her Office At This Hour, Everyone Was Going For Lunch And Velvette Typically Stayed Back And Worked On Redeisgns. You Had Just Grabbed Her Lunch And Was Heading To Her Office Now. You Knocked On The Door.

" Velvette I Have Your Lunch. Im Coming In. "

You Opened The Door And Saw Her Staring At The Shelf. So You Set Her Food Down At Her Desk And Walked Over To Her, You Noticed She Had Her Headset In So She Couldnt Hear You. You Were About To Tap Her Shoulder When You Took Notice Of The Items On The Shelf. They Were.. Sex Toys. Your Eyes Widened For A Second. Why Would She Need Sex Toys. Well No, I Mean, Yeah She Works With Val But.. Why Would She Have A Collection. You Had Been So Lost In Thought That You Hadnt Realized You Nearly Scared Velvette Into A Second Death. She Jumped Back And Hit The Shelf Causing All Of The Toy To Fall On The Ground. You Shook You Head, Returning To Your Senses And Quickly Rushed Over To Help Pick The Toys Back Up. They Looked New, Unused.. Where They Just For Show? " Sorry Velvette, I Didnt Mean To Startle You. I Brought Your Lunch. " You Handed Velvette The Toys And Watched As She Put The Away. She Turned Back To Face You. " Its Alright, Just Next Time Say Something. Dont Just Stand There. " She Looked Down At You. You Were On Your Knees Standing Below Her, She Kinda.. She Kinda Liked This Position. She Smirked And leaned Down " So Why Were You Staring? What, Never Seen A Sex Toy? Do You Want To Try It? " You Gulped Hard And Let Out A Shaky Breath. Looking Her In The Eyes With A Nervous Glance. " Me, Stick One Of Those Things, Where, Up My Ass. Velvette, No. " Velvette Only Laughed And In A Swift Motion, You Were Pushed Against Her Desk. Her Hands On Your Hips. She Pushed Against You Gently And Whispered In Your Ear. " But Red Is Such A Hot Color On You, Hmm. Besides, I'll Be Gentle~ " You Couldnt Help But Blush Before You Fekt A Slap On Your Ass, You Moaned Out Sharply. The Tingling Sensation Traveling Up Your Spine In Both Pain And Pleasure, You Felt Yourself Getting Hard. " Such A Good Boy~ Keep Making Those Sounds For Me. " Velvette Slapped Your Ass Again Before Soothing It With Her Hand. She Then Hovered Over Your Back And Reached Down To Your Belt Buckles, Stripping You Clean On Pants And Boxers. " Wait Velvette! What About The People On Lu- Mmph! " You Were Cut Off By Velvette Placing A Gag In Your Mouth. God The Way She Was Moving Turned You On Even More. You Felt Yourself Dripping With Pre-Cum. Velvette Noticed You Hardened Member And Stroked It Lazily, You Bulked You Hips And Moaned Out. As She Was Stroking You In One Hand, She Placed A Strap On In Her Other. She Lubricated It And Your Ass Before Whispering. " Are You Ready " You Stifled Out A Yes And She Entered You Slowly. It Took A Second To Adjust To The Size, Seeing That You Were A Virgin Anal. But After A Few Moments Of Adjusting You Were Soon Moaning Out Without A Care. Velvette Thrusted Into You Passionately While Stroking You With Her Other Hand. She Whispered Sweet Praises in Your Ear While You Felt Yourself On Cloud 9, You Were Being Fucked In The Ass And Taken Care Of Like A Boy Wanting Candy. God The Pleasure You Were Experiencing Was Almost More Than You Could Bear. You Felt Yourself Tightening In Your Core. You Knew You Were Seconds Away From Coming All Over Her Desk But She Didnt Seem To Mind. She Kept Fucking You Until Your Knot Busted And You Came All Over Her Hand. You Huffed As She Pulled Out And Turned You Facing Her. She Lowered Down To Your Member And Licked You Clean. " V- Velvette!! " You Moaned Out Loudly Through Your Gag, You Hadnt even had Time To Ride Down Your First High Before She Was Sucking You Clean, You Hardened Again Almost Instantly. Your Hands Gripping Her Hair. This, This Was Going To Be A Long Lunch Break..

[fadeintoyou1993]

💕Positivity prime time! Share five things you love about yourself, four things you're excited about, OR three people you care deeply about and why. Pass this along to someone whose posts make you smile💕

this is so cute i'll do all of them bc i'm in a good mood today :)

5 things i love about myself

i love how resilient i am :) i used to think i wasn't and i just was weak as hell and everything was too hard but by learning my limitations & understanding how the things i've been through over the years (especially growing up In My Context undiagnosed w several mental disorders) have affected me & made me into who i am today and i love that even if things get pretty bad now, i know i'll get through it somehow

i love my sense of humor. i really think i'm so funny and i'm not sorry everytime i make someone laugh i feel like i've won a million dollars

i love how passionate i am about things because whenever it gets too hard to keep going or even seeing a reason to, things i love and care about can take me out of that mindspace pretty quickly

i love my tattoos! even the smallest ones have special meanings to me and i grew up obsessed w them and wanting to have them for so long and i think it's so awesome that I just. Get to have them now. awesome

i think i'm a pretty patient/understanding/forgiving person? not w myself (altho i'm working on it so hard and it kinda shows by the first item) but i think that i'm a good friend/person that people can count to and feel comfortable to be themselves around me. sometimes it's to my own detriment (i'm also working on it but codependency is so hard) but idk i like that like, i'm not good at socialization offline due to autism, but within this little community i have built for myself over the years i have known and kept up friendships with people from different places/contexts/lives and i just. really love having friends lmao i guess that's two things? but well here u go

4 things i'm excited about

i'll have a yellowjackets watchparty sleepover w my friends on saturday!!! i'm excited abt that :)

i get the stitches off my mouth on friday HOPEFULLY so i'm also excited to be able to like. Open my mouth without feeling like i'm going to die

i'm excited to get my tracy chapman vinyl! my cousin went on a trip to são paulo w her bf last week and she said she found an awesome used record store that she wants to take me too sometime and she remembered i mentioned i was looking for this one when we were talking about the records i want ♡ i should get it sometime next week I think!!!

i'm excited to get my updated assessment results this month 😭 i miss being medicated so fucking bad my god... BUT SOON!!!!!

3 people i care about & why

@scre6m -> well dee is my bestest friend in the whole world like i dont know how we have spent most of our lives not knowing each other & icb we only know each other for lile 4 years. they r literally like a brother / sister / soulmate i've never had anyone in my life i can be so vulnerable with & know that they feel the same way like genuinely i've learned a lot abt myself / friendship / love / life in general by having a friend like him & i literally cannot imagine not having them in my life i'd probably die fr fr. dee has helped me understand i'm allowed to be myself unapologetically & i literally cannot even explain how much he means to me. whenever we have lil misunderstandings & spend like 3 hours without talking bc we r both stubborn n dumb (affectionate) its literally like in bottoms 2023 when josie and pj fight and complicated by avril lavigne is on and josie is kicking cans (dee) and pj is being a stupid bitch eating canned food on the stairs (me) literally just like that. i cannot imagine life not being tweedle bru to their tweedle dee frfr. anyways yea dee is my person 🫂 i hope in like 30 years we live in a big weed farm like in popstar: never stop never stopping

@blackfairyemoji -> tami is literally like a little sister to me like i love showing her things & love learning abt the things she cares about & i'm always like rooting so much for her. she is so incredibly talented and smart and one of the funniest people on EARTH like i'll remember some shit she said while i'm doing something and i'll just start laughingjdkdkdk she is so creative & kind & such a beautiful person inside and out and i cannot wait to see her do big things bc i know she will!! trust n believe!! thats my lil sister genuinely. and the fact she is literally the exact same age as my brother makes it all so much real frfr. my dream is to be present for the first time she gets high and listens to music

@nightmarebees -> MY WHITE DAD JACKIE BEAR.... literally love jackie so much like from the moment i saw her blog back in like 2018? or 2019? im bad w numbers but i rmr reading her description and she literally had all of my very specific niche interests listed and i was like. Dude what. we have got to become friends. and we DID!! jackie is such a kind, understanding, funny, loving person and quite literally the smartest person i know. like she knows so much whenever i have a question about something i'm like hey dad what the fuck is____ and she's like thank you for asking, and it's incredible. i love talking to her about media & literature and getting really fucking meta about things bc jackie understands and helps me organize my thoughts w her big historian brain. she's truly one of the best people i know! and i cannot wait to try her baking 🥺

[chasesylvan]

I See Your Scars

CW: TALKING OF PERIOD CRAMPS, PADS, CHANGING OF PADS, AND TRANS MALE CHARACTER! DONT LIKE DONT READ, SIMPLE

HERE WE GOOO

IV had been doing household chores when the telltale signs of cramps were starting to creep up on him, his knees started to shake, he needed to lie down, he thought. He slowly but surely made his way to his room without falling, flopped onto his bed and curled in on himself and started to cry, it wasn’t supposed to come for another 2 days.

III was practicing on his bass in his room down the hall when he heard the soft sobs come from IV’s room and began to get worried, why was his boyfriend crying? He securely puts his bass safely back into its case and back into his closet before slowly making his way to the guitarist room, by now the crying has quieted down and when III got to his boyfriend’s room, the sight made his heart shatter, IV was in a hoodie, stolen from either himself or Vessel, sweatpants and hands tightly wrapped around his waist, and he could hear quiet whimpers coming from the man on the bed.

He slowly walked across his knitted carpet, made by II as a birthday present, and sat down quietly on the bed, and started rubbing his arm up and down the guitarist’s arms, “Psst, baby, what’s wrong? I heard you crying earlier, are you alright?” Upon hearing someone talking to him, IV slowly opens his eyes to see his tall boyfriend looking down at him.

IV slowly started to sit up, but was softly stopped by strong arms, “Baby, lie down. You’re in pain, I can tell,” III said to his boyfriend, tone soft as to not hurt his sensitive ears at the moment. “C-cramps.” IV croakily said to the taller man, who bent down to carefully kiss the shorter man’s forehead, “Do you need anything baby? Pads, tampons, heat pack, food, drink? Anything else?” IV thought for a moment, he decided that he definitely needed some pads, “Pads? And a heat pack definitely, please, if I eat something now, it’s not gonna agree with my stomach, I just don’t wanna risk it,” IV bent inwards and cried as a sharp and intense cramp ripped through his abdomen, sobs could be heard from the shorter man.

“Oh, my poor baby,” III scooped IV into his arms and held him tightly and rocked him slightly from side to side, while he cried out the pain. “Aw, it’s okay baby.” III cooed, IV’s cries starting to quiet down, and he felt IV go limp, meaning he fell asleep, hm, he thought, mood swings are intense for IV this month.

He slowly put IV in and tucked his boyfriend into his bed, slowly got up from the guitarist’s bed. He made sure IV was asleep before he walked out of the room and down the stairs.

He met Vessel and II in the kitchen, “Hey, loves.” III greeted his other boyfriends, “Hi darling,” II replied back, Vessel kissing III on the cheek and replying, “Hey sweet cheeks,” III blushed at the nickname, walking over to II and wrapping his hands around his waist and kissing him on the lips with passion, “Hey sweetheart, so, IV got his period.” He told the other Vessels, while walking over to the fruit bowl and grabbing an apple, “And it’s not good, it’s causing him excruciating pain, and causing him to nearly throw up and pass out.” He took a bite of the apple, and continued on, “So, I’m gonna head to the store and get him some supplies and snacks for when he wakes up, I’ve just put him to bed after he fell back asleep, he was doing some household chores before the cramps started, I’m assuming, so if you guys could make sure you hear if he needs anything while I’m gone?” III asked his lovers.

They both nodded in unison, “Yeah of course, butterfly, if he calls we’ll help him as best as we can,” Vessel says in a loving tone. II just smiled and nodded. “Ok, I’ll be back later,” He goes over to II and kisses him, “Bye, baby,” He says to II, “Bye, darling,” II blushed at the kiss, he walked over to Vessel and hugged him, kissed him on lips as well, “Bye, love,” He says, “Bye, sweetheart,” Vessel smiled.

III walked out of the front door and to their shared car, hopped in and started driving to their local grocery store, once the bassist arrived, he parked the car, made sure to have bags with him and walked inside, first on his list were pads, III knew what brand IV preferred, so he walked to the personal hygiene aisle and found the pads, picked the ones he knew IV preferred, and also got him some night time ones as well. Next on his list was IV’s favourite chocolates and snacks, he got the chocolates, his favourite chips and candy, and bouquet of white and pink roses, his favourite flowers. He made his way to the cashier to pay for his items, “Find everything you needed, today?” The store clerk asked III, “Yes, thank you.” The bassist said in a nice, polite term, silently thanking the store clerk for not questioning a grown man buying female hygiene products. “Have a great day, sir.” The clerk said to III with a smile on her face, handing III a bag with all his items in it, minus the flowers which were just given to him in their packaging. “Thank you very much, you too, bye.”

The bassist walked out of the store and back to the car, he put the bag in the backseat and got in the front and started to drive back to the manor when he got a text from one of his lovers, he safely pulled over to read the text, it was from Vessel, “Hey, sweetheart, me and II have just gone out for a bit into town to pick up groceries, IV is still asleep but when you get home it’ll just be you 2, we won’t be back until about 7:30pm, so just thought I would let you know, love you and see you when we get home 🖤.” III replied back with, “Ok, no worries, love, I got IV some supplies and snacks and flowers, so hopefully he feels better, was he alright when you guys were still home?” He waited, and about 2 minutes later, Vessel replied with, “Ok that’s good, love, IV was having some pains but he took some medicine earlier and fell asleep again with his heat pack, and as far as I know, he is still asleep, it’s possible he’s awake now, but you will have to check when you get home.” III replied back, “Alright, Vessel, thank you, love, see you guys when you get home ❤️”

He turned his phone off, turned off onto the road and drove the rest of the way to their manor, quietly listening to music on the way home and humming slightly to the soothing tone of the music in his ears. He finally arrived home and parked the car, got out and grabbed the bag of supplies and walked to the front door to find it still unlocked, which wasn’t a big issue leaving it unlocked, as their closest neighbours weren’t for another 20kms (12.3miles), so he went inside and brought the bag slowly up to IV’s room, he opened the door gently to find the guitarist sitting up slightly watching a show on his TV, the man on the bed saw III and his eyes lit up, “Hi, flower, how are you feeling baby?” The taller one asked, IV gave a whimper and sat up straight on the bed, causing the heat pack on his abdomen to slightly fall off, “Baby, do you have a pad on right now? Did you find some while I was out?” III asked in a soft tone, as not to irritate IV’s sensitive hearing at the moment, IV said in a groggy voice, “I did, but I ran out,” He looked so sad about it, until the bassist quickly pulled out both of the new full packs of his pads, he walked over to the bed and passed both packs over to IV, who looked so relieved at them. He also saw the chocolates and snacks he brought and started to dig in to them as well, and III got up to put the flowers he got him in a vase, which looked beautiful next to his desk near his window, the softness of the sun peaking through his blinds.

The shorter man leant over to III and kissed him, “Thank you, III! Ok, lemme up, I gotta change,” III moved out of the way to let IV up, slowly of course, as not to jostle him and cause any more pain IV might be feeling and he walked over to his attached bathroom to freshen up and change. A couple minutes passed, and IV walked out of his bathroom, “So much better, thank you, darling, really.” IV preferred these pads as they were more comfortable for him and didn’t move when he walked around during the day. The guitarist walked over and got back into his bed when he realised how cold his heat pack had gotten, “Aw man,” He pouted, III noticed his sudden change of mood and looked over at him holding the heat pack, “Did it get cold?” He nodded, III took the heat pack out of his hand, “You stay here and get comfy while I go and heat it back up for you, flower.” He softly kisses IV’s forehead and got up and walked out of his room, down the stairs and into the kitchen.

He opened the microwave and sat the heat pack in there and set it to heat for 2 minutes and 30 seconds. It beeped to let III know it was done, while it was heating up, III had made IV his favourite tea as well, so he took the heat pack out of the microwave, and brought both up to the poor and in pain man, he walked backwards into the room and turned around and walked to where IV was lying down in bed, he handed IV the heat pack, who immediately put it on his abdomen and sighed in relief at that the heat gave his excruciating pains, “Thank you so much, love, that helped so much,” His breathing got slower and he looked so in peace, it made III smile like an idiot, “I also made your favourite tea as well, flower, it’s on your bedside table when you want it.”

“Thank you, baby.”

“You’re welcome, flower.” He kissed IV on the cheek and hopped into bed so the shorter man could cuddle into his side, he nuzzled into his waist and III adjusted the heat pack so it didn’t fall off of IV’s abdomen, “III,” IV asked, “Hm?” III replied.”

“Can you pass me my tea?”

“Yeah of course, baby.” III reached over to grab IV’s tea and IV sat up and reached for it, III gave it to IV who took a few big gulps of the flavoured tea, then handed it back to III, who checked and saw it was almost gone, “You thirsty, baby?” He nodded sheepishly, III shook his head playfully. IV cuddled back into his waist and nuzzled into him, and a few minutes later, soft snores could be heard coming from the man. Life was perfect. He brushed hair out of the guitarist’s eyes and his face was peaceful, he was at peace, which is what III wanted.

The front door could be heard being opened and a voice called out from downstairs saying, “We’re home, loves!” III softly but loudly yelled back, “We’re up in IV’s room guys! Come join us!” IV blushed at this, at the thought of a cuddle pile. Groceries were being put away by Vessel and II, and then as the last grocery was put away, footsteps could be heard coming up the stairs, and Vessel and II walked into IV’s room and walked over and joined the other guys in IV’s bed for a cuddle pile, “You guys are the best, I love you all so much,” IV started getting emotional and so the other 3 Vessels all started cooing and pressing kisses to IV to show him how loved and safe he was. This was the most perfect day he could ever have, he couldn’t ask for a better pack of lovers, he truly was blessed by Sleep.

[dollivication]

kitty hybrid dmc3 dante ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა

to me hes like one of those hybrids that can AKSHUALLY turn into a whole ass cat. as a stray he js stays as a cat bc its a lil easier— if u ignore the regular ass cats trying to pick up fights w him for existing near them that is (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

one day u pick him up bc cute cat!!1! cute lil cat needs a home<333 u js let the cat sleeping on the couch n go to sleep bc whats the worst thing that can happen?:3

thats what u think till u go to the kitchen in the middle of the night n find a grown ass man butt booty naked stealing food from the kitchen without a care in the world. the grown ass man butt booty naked also has.. a tail..? and ears..?

hes confused— why r u screaming is it bc hes too attractive ?? u brought him home in the first place why the screaming ?? hes quite literally the cat ?? why r u complaining abt him being naked ?? his body is a whole masterpiece wdym put some clothes on ??

u end up adapting to him (yes, adapting to him not the other way around) and damn.. hes an absolute MENACE. hes lazy as fawk,, hes also crazily needy like u doing something ? well now u arent bc hes throwing himself at u demanding for cuddles and if u refuse… omfg he gets so annoying.. starts whimpering whining hitting u with his tail scratching Whatever ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  he sometimes turns into his cat form js to cause ruckus too and its like,,, girl be calm

to me he doesnt rlly like clothing— like he refuses to wear clothes inside the house he mayyyy wear his stupid red coat but thats IT. hes js wandering around the house w his dingaling out and he does nawt give a shit,,, and oh my gawd dont get me started on this heat seasons,,, hes js a shameless slut ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა

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JREKAHSJEMRGS!!!!! DITTY KANTE!!!! KITTY DANTE!! IM SO PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS

i feel laik he’d probably wait for a bit until actualy going human mode,, because omg… his owner is such a cutie patootie! he wants to make the most out of getting pet by yew, it feels so nice!!! literawy a kitty by day, a tall ass freak by night it’s literally fiona’s curse from shrek LMFAOOAOAOA

he’s an Actual FIEND!!‼️🔥‼️ he does NAWT understand human customs (wearing clothes) methinks.. only occasionally wears the red coat because he thinks it’s flashy >:3 otherwise,,, yu kind of have tew uhmnhg force him… to put on clothes… because he’s not above going outside double cheeked awp…,,, he looks good naked don’t you think ??(NO!)

HEAVY ON THE NEEDINESS AND NOISINESS!! dante does not CARE about boundaries.. will cling onto yew both in kitty form and human form—likegetoffyouretooheavytobedoinallat HELPMWEFH will repeat ur name like a broken record 4 yu to feed him.. and there’s laik never a point where he’s NOT purring… laik SHUT!!! FUCK UP!!!

i hope you laik cleaning up cat hair, bc his tail wil leave yewr clothes covered in white hairs… and he does this DELIBERATELY piece of shi… LOOOOVES kneading and nuzzling yew too!! especially ur chest and tummy! :3

kitty dante jorks it in front of yew when he’s in heat… literally always arching his back and bucking his hips like PUT THAT ZOOOWWWN!!!! he’s such a hornball i fear…

iwant to waterboard him,,;:.🩷

[4imi]

Long time

Character: Husband!Alejandro Vargas x Wife!F.reader

TW:No warnings

Summary:Having a nice night with your husband after a long time (FLUFF)

A/N:This is my fist writing + english is not my fist language dont mind the mistakes please!^^

It was a cold winter night.You were sitting on the sofa in front of the fireplace and watching the news,you was worried because your husband Alejandro was in mission about 1 month...

He is such a gentelmen,he always trying to call you or write letter for you in his free time.So you know he is gonna came this night.

You decide to close tv and go to kitchen.Your plan was to prepare a nice return dinner for Alejandro.You've been searching recipes in the İnternet for a classy and romantic meal.When you searching your ears caught something in the outside,it was the sound of a strong wind.You looked from window and see it was snowing.For a moment its bring your memories with Alejandro...You cleared your head and looked at the time before starting to cook, it was 11:30 p.m.You knew it was too late to start cooking because your husband will come around at 2 o'clock a.m.You start cooking fast as possible because you are really sluggish.

After 2 hours you are done.You make your husband favorite foods;Fajita and Cajeta [I just searched most populer maxican foods and taked this two please dont hate me.And this not canon]

You take plates,glasses,forks & spoons etc...You want to do table look fancy but classic,so you take some decorations and put in table.You make sure to put the flowers that came from your husband.Everything is now done,the last thing you need to is put the food on table.Before you do that your eyes saw the clock,It was 1:30 a.m.

You take a deep breath in this cold night and you decide to wait your husband...After 20 minutes you heard the sound of the door opening.You was feeling scared and excited a little bit.You stood up and go to door.

Your lips were trembling he was right in front of you, your husband Alejandro.You want to hug him and kiss him for hours...He gave you a small and a cute smile,then he put his bag floor and turned his way towards you.Hs hugged you and you start to crying.No lies you missed him so much,it feel like 1 year for you.He didnt say anything just hugged you but not without emotions,his emotions you can feel them.They literally touching you while you hugging with him.Warm touches his give you making you more cry...

You had a nice late night dinner with him after the emotional part.While you two eating Alejandro make a really bad joke;

-"Mi amor i was heared when you eat at night you gain more weight, so thats makes sense why your cheeks is so chubby." He said that and laugh so hard

-"Please shut up Alejandro or i'll kill you." Wen Alejandro heared that he stop laughing beacuse he get it you are uncomfortable with that. [Im pretty sure his inner demons will try to laugh so hard him for his joke after this]

Time was 4 a.m.,you and Alejandro is so tired.You two make your path to bedroom.Alejandro take a clean bath and came next to you,laying to bed and he came ne to your ear and said;

-"I love the fact you put the table thet flowers i send you,mi ángel." He said that and kiss you from your cheek

You decide to kiss him from his lips.You quickly turned back and pulled him to your lips.That passionate feeling... You can feel it, more than a month later, it made you really happy to feel it.After that he smiled and he put his hands on your stomach,hugged you and buried his face in your chest like a baby.When you see him already sleeped you decide to sleep too.The night of sadness and longing was over for both of you...

[denzartriste]

Vague My Little Pony bedrock bros au/ideas fuck this is unhinged behaviour, i drew good art to accompany it as i explain the mental illness (tw for major character death)

Going off the assumption that either anyone reading this doesnt know about mlp plot-wise or just doesnt know that much about it plot-wise. So im gonna say the few things that is kinda important to this au, if you know what the things are skip it its a lot of words:

Changling - Hivemind Bug like creatures that are kinda pony shaped. They can do magic(they have a horn), fly (they have wings), shapeshift, and their main thing is eating love. <- eating love is a legit need for them, like food - without eating love they will starve (this episode shows that, starting at around 7 minutes (theres also a banger song at around 17 minutes, but thats my bias talking)) The way they eat love is by shapeshifting (into someones thats loved) and then feeding off that love. They can also shapeshift into just a random pony that doesnt exist. Also this is what a changling looks like, btw. Easier to show than explain v

And the hivemind part is a bit iffy? I mean they say its a hivemind but in the episode i linked the changling (forgot their name because im a fake fan :( ) wanted a friend the second they were hatched so who knows. This isnt that serious this is me making bedrock bros angst from mlp world

Anyways! In my au/idea-for-angst, changlings feeding off of a person's love can harm the person they're feeding off of. I don't know if its like that in canon, which is why i'm saying its an au thing

Tantabus - In canon it's only in Princess Luna's dreams, but canon is dead i shot it, so thats not important. But the reason it exists is Luna felt guilty and made it so that it would give her nightmares (oversimplification, but it's fine) Photo example of what it looks like v

Pony - There are four types of Ponies. Earth pony (no wings + no horn), Pegasi (Have wings but dont have horn), Unicorn (no wings but have horn), Alicorn (Royalty. Have wings + have horn). Ponies also have cutie marks, which is just basicly a magic tattoo they get when they discover their talent/passion

Jeez wow that was way to many words already

Time for more words. I have two versions of this au/idea, but im gonna start with the one i drew things for.

Tommy is a changling (his wings are too damaged to fly with) and Techno is an earth pony. Tommy is a pretty young changling who Does Not like being a changling. He wants to be a pony, but at the same time he wants people to love him for being him. it's contridictory.

He doesn't take form of anyone specific, the first thing he sees are two disks resting on a bench and he decides that can be his cutie mark. He's never heard music, but he thinks he wants to.

He meets Techno, a potato farmer with apples coated in gold and Tommy didn't know that was possible, and turns out it's just a decoration and he did try to eat it but does it really matter if Techno gave him some love for it?

Techno keeps loving him, and maybe he realized something was wrong when standing for hours started to feel draining when it never had before. Maybe he realized something was off when Tommy's main was growing wrong - jutted out, the hair stiff - and maybe he shouldve realized when Tommy barely hid a gag when he ate anything techno gave him.

It takes time. Techno has a job, but he can't do it anymore. He's tired - it doesnt seem physical until he needs to close his eyes for longer. It doesnt seem like a big deal until silent acts of love towards Tommy make him need to take a nap.

It doesnt seem like a big deal to Tommy, until he realizes that this is why it's so hard to feed a big group. This is why he was allowed to leave alone, because the town is too small and they thought he was smart enough to feed off not just one person.

It doesn't seem like a big deal to Tommy until it's been months, he is full, and Techno stops opening his eyes.

It doesnt seem like a big deal until Techno's last muttered words are that he knew, and he should have done something diffrent, but-

Techno, who's cutie mark is a sword going into his skin - Techno, who's real and true and is able to love. Techno, who may as well have been born for this and who regrets this.

Techno, who stops, either because he physically cant say more or because he mentally cant. Soon enough, his chest stops rising.

Techno didnt like flowers that much, but he didnt mind them and liked the smell of the golden ones outside of his home. He wore it in his main. And tommy, a changling without much of a main or tail, wraps himself in golden flowers and sits close to Techno. There's no use pretending anymore, but he still does.

Tommy makes a Tantabus for himself, he closes his eyes not unlike Techno, and he lays down.

And he dreams.

And the flowers around him wilt.

And he can't hear anything from the hivemind - he hasnt been able to for a while now. He doesnt know how that happened, why it happened, or if it was always like that.

[gumy-shark]

okayh okay HI you said you wanted to know about the freedom/passion dichotomy thing? ive got the graph and i am going to do my best to explain this to you despite me barely having a grasp of it on myself. THIS IS VERY LONG IM SORRY.

so the first thing you need to know is this just started as a way to split my ocs and help me make character arcs and motivations, and it became a little bit of a habit to categorize my favorite characters this way as well. its is in no means a perfect dichotomy, and im constantly looking for ways to refine it, but for now the best way ive found to illustrate it is this:

basically its which think they represent most... or what they value the most? idk its kind of a case-by-case basis and is dictated by Vibe. like I said THIS IS VERY FLAWED so bare with me pls

when i first started watching lmk i sorted all of the characters i knew into either category. this was within the first four/five days are watching so some of it might be.. off? but i think its still worth something as my first impression of the characters, and it'll probably help illustrate what i mean

Wukong -> Freedom Macaque -> Passion Wukong and Macaque have this thing where one has too much freedom and is learning to temper that with passion (wukong) and the other has too MUCH emotion and is trying everything he can to gain true freedom (macaque) (this is true even when he isn't under LBD's control but is esp prevalent then). they each value the opposite thing they stand for and are trying to be more like the other, without even realizing it. MK -> Freedom Dont get me wrong! He very much has passion! He holds a lot of emotion in that body! but a lot of that passion is the passion for freedom. he just wants to be able to be himself and hang out with his friends, he doesn't do well with all this responsibility :C Mei -> Passion Does this need defending? High sense of duty (mainly towards her ancestors and her friends), and so incredibly passionate. and impulsive. She spits fire when angry! Nothing more to be said honestly. Red Son -> Passion Is a really good parallel to Mei, has too much passion to fit in his body. [In the original notes, I noted that he was 'scared of true freedom, but doesn't know that yet. I'm pretty sure this references his relationship to his parents? Smth smth he's too scared of making them angry so he doesn't explore who he is outside of his relation and loyalty to them?] Pigsy -> Passion this man doesn't need freedom when he as his passion for food. what does he need to be free from? he has everything he wants HEART EMOJI! Tang -> ...Its complicated The thing with tang is that he kind of gets like a character arc with like. Responsibility and his care for his friends? He goes from low passion/high freedom to low freedom/high passion over the course of the show. please note that i am insane about him and if i really wanted i could write a whole essay about him. Sandy -> ??? ONCE AGAIN ITS WEIRD. I WISH THE SHOW FOCUSED MORE ON HIS CHARACTER AND BACKSTORY BC I CANT GET A READ ON HIM.

okay thats the main cast, and HERES THE ALIGNMENT CHART ACCORDING TO THAT. WITH OTHERS AS WELL.

theres not a lot of people without any value of freedom and passion at the same time so the grey area is pretty empty LMAO.

ANYWAYS. I BROUGHT THIS UP TO BEGIN WITH BECAUSE OF THE CHARACTERS WITH EYE SCARS TRIFECTA!!! Basically i see them all of how i described macaque earlier. He's trapped in a situation that he doesn't want to be in, whether it be LBD's control or his situation wiht wukong or his own creepy and standoffish persona/his trust issues making it hard to make real connections with others.

(in contrast wukong loves doing his own thing and just Hanging Out and never stopping his own momentum, but he also has trouble caring about... a lot of things actually. he's just soo easygoing! responsibility harshes his vibe!)

But anyways, macaque's problems are very similar to quackity and tempest's, i feel. Quackity constantly feels trapped by physical threats like techno or dream, and also his own circumstances and trauma (a lot of it from schlatt and manburg). a lot of his actions are him trying to reclaim the freedom he used to feel when he was younger. tempest felt she couldn't be truly herself without her horn, but in trying to get it she got herself in a really bad situation where any wrong move could get her killed.

The passion part comes in play in different ways for them all. Quackity tried not to care about people for a while, but still can never stop being extremely loyal and protective of his friends. Tempest had lots of rage inside her and was so intensely driven to get to her goal. And Macaque canNOT stop obsessing over wukong honestly. All three of them are very passionate, and all three of them are constantly trying to gain more freedom.

This is a super long ask, but thank you for inviting me to ramble about this lmao. I think everyone represents freedom or passion in their own way, and this dichotomy really only matters for characters BUT I THINK ITS FUN. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TEDTALK!!!!!

i had a whole Thing written out and i was so proud of it and then my phone decided to delete it before i could post and not save as draft. but yeah im putting this chart in the microwave and then eating it and then putting it in the fridge so i can keep it overnight and microwave and eat it again. this is so fucking Good. in their attempts for freedom macaque cquack and tempest all disown the people they were when they Were free, bc they want to be unbound entirely, but they Feel too deeply for that to ever be a possibility for them. so they do the next best thing and try to pass those "lessons" they've learned on to others OUGH it makes me sick!!!

[imjustabeanie]

yo its seras ... i decided to send one in for fun. id like a relationship matchup for someone from jjba + genshin if you could please.

any prns, cancer, intj, aro bi (im in romantic relationships so idm it. i just dont prioritize romantic gestures as they make me uncomfortable), true neutral, i have bpd + autism + bipolar + chronic pain so woo

im like 5'2, shorter hair like dirty blonde almost brown, pale also bc i dont leave the house except to go to work lol, freckles, blue eyes but they look more gray. i dont emote much at all really. i have a hard time talking about feelings / emotions / much of anything. i only talk passionately when it comes to my interests and things i really like. im very stubborn and overwork myself often. it takes me a long time to warm up to people and be trusting. i dont like touch unless ive been around you a Long time. i like people who make me feel looked out for and who won't be afraid to essentially force me to calm down / take breaks. not super pushy but like. kind pushy if that makes sense? i dont want to be smothered and need my space and would rather like parallel play. i like watching / playing games together and just enjoying time together. i also deal a lot with extreme emotions and hiding them, hence the bpd... my mood swings are a lot of the reason ppl can't handle or deal with me so someone who won't mind them so much would be nice? or someone who can rationalize and help me through emotions and things. i also need a lot of attention but not in an overwhelming suffocating way. im also hypersexual and it has a big part in my relationships and i need someone to keep up with that too. i have tendencies of being a bit manipulative but i dont. like that about myself. i dont like to go out a lot and would much rather stay at home. i dont mind going out to quieter places or just doing mundane things! i also do like going out for food + for conventions or events related to my interests. amusement parks also rock. i have special interests in animals (marine animals, cats, dogs), mythological creatures, the paranormal, cryptids, cosplay, animanga, video games (especially rpgs + visual novels + dating sims + rhythm games), old web, character analysis, horror media, and psychology.

hopefully thats enough? tysm

Trade!

Your genshin match is Wriothesley!

He's patient, funny, a great judge of character and respectful. What more could you ask for? Once you two break the ice you hit it off rather well. He's very caring as a lover without being overbearing. He's always here when you're in trouble and always looks out for you in his own way.

Wrio is definitely someone who can deal with you, he's patient after all. Especially with his lover. He knows when you're reaching your limit and he has a space in his office just for you to rest. But at the same time he's ready for you to innitiate more activities together. The most important is that you know he loves you. He shows his love through small acts and gifts. He always gives you his time and learned to convey his feelings with little gifts through the day.You always receive flowers, chocolates and a good lunch from him.

When he can, he'd love to go assist events at the surface! When he really can't he'll just order/make the foods he wants you to try. He also always gets a bunch of movies so the two of you can watch them together. As much as he enjoys physical affection, he'll always wait for you to initiate first. Once you give him the go he becomes another man.

Overall, it's a very nice relationship where you don't publicly show your love but people still know it's there. Wriothesley is patient and will always wait for you to come around. And he still gives you gentle pushes to encourage your goals.

Your JJBA match is...Kakyoin!

Not gonna lie, Bruno was a close second but Kakyoin is way more playfull and chill. Both know how to guve you space but Kakyoin knows how to have fun.

Kakyoin shows his love through acts and quality time. He likes going on dates with you to explore new places yet also takes care of you and does his best to make you more comfortable. He's not that big on physical touch either so you don't really have to worry about this. When you engages he'll just happily welcomes it.

He absolutely loves playing video games with you! The two of you spend hours at arcades and the scores are often a tie! He also loves horror movies. One of the most common things you two do is just...sit in a pleasant place and discuss a recent movie/video game you two did. He's also quite cultivated in mythology so he has nice book recommendations. Food isn't much his things so he'd rather follow your recommendations.

Overall, you two are the average high school sweethearts but on the more timid side. People just know that you're soulmates by the way he looks at you.

[nyanslaughter]

i feel like its easily forgotten by onlookers that alot of indie games are just some dudes passion project and while game development is a demanding as fuck medium there is nothing stopping alot of people from... learning to make things.

so often i see people hailing game devs as if they are like, untouchable content making entities when thats not the case. alot of them are just some dude. half the fun of an indie game is to sit and indulge in the craftmanship and be overcome with wonder at the fact a human person sat down and made this without support from a publisher and instead because they wanted to make it

but also, save for the game itself, very damn well anyone can make a world. they can make a character. even if you dont draw, artists make picrews for a reason. mind you, not all allow commercial use and crediting an artist where you can is exclusively good practice and very good manners but like

if youre an aspiring creative go open picrew rn. make a design. give that bitch a name. give them a favorite food. think of a song or an existing character you like and draw from there. give them a family, give the family designs too, think about their favorite place to play as a child, what their friends were like, what their current friends are like, who they are. and then once youre done look at yourself and call yourself a creative. because you are, if you can go through with all of that.

and if you keep doing that, if you keep seeing shit and going "i want to do that, and i can, and i will", eventually you will Actually be able to. it takes awhile, theres this one quote that was like "every artist has a thousand bad drawings in them. youve gotta get those out to get anything good". im paraphrasing but i think that is the most important thing ive ever heard as an artist and im not kidding. you have to create to be able to create and no matter how goddamn old you are or how cringy or stupid or """mary sue"""ish you think it will be you Have to do it.

you dont need an expensive class. you do not need expensive materials. you can literally just pick up a crayon pack and some printer paper and draw your fucking heart out. ai image generation is the cowards way out, but so is not doing anything at all.

kill the idea of a content creator, of an art influencer, and understand that they are no different from you.

if you want to be, then you are an artist. whatever that title may entail in your specific case

[chaoticgremlinbrainspace]

wow me thinking about dick Greyson? more likely than you think!

Disclaimer I am just a guy on the internet having a self indulgence time for fun, my grasp on canon vs Fanon is shakier than when I tried rope climbing in P.E also I am not a trained medical professional all things related to adhd I talk about come from Personal Experience or further research FOOD AND TEXTURE: fun fact, people with adhd can hyper fixate on foods, found that out from my mom’s doctor. so I think dick definitely has foods that he fixates on and will prefer to eat over other foods. also he would have foods he just can't fucking eat because of taste or texture, like for example when I was younger I refused to eat fried eggs but I would eat boiled eggs, even better example jellies and puddings are things I can eat bc it activates my gag reflex and I hate the way they feel, physically can't swallow them without feeling sick. so ya know ya boy is gonna project that onto the dickster lol. I think he would probably hyperfixate on foods that fall into a similar category of each other I know I do lol. my food hyperfication has been crushed up instant ramen. and has been for a while but specially a certain kind. think dick would hyperfixate on certain brands of cereal because ive seen the “dick likes sugar cereal” thing floating around, and because this the projection corner I think he prefers to eat it a certain way, probably dry because of easy transporting and he can bring as a quick snack for when hes on the go, but I think he also would like the crunchy texture and mouth feel. again projection corner I think he would fucking hate gelatinous foods with a passion. but also like gritty foods would probably be a no go. like he can eat them if he needs too because bat training and all that doesn't mean he would enjoy it lol. and like I feel like when hes knighting hes just in a consent state of near discomfort bc hes masking so hard(lol)  so when hes dick Greyson he sorta lets lose a bit and his symptoms are worse or hes allowed to be particular about things like food when hes a civilian.  and I think he probably likes the texture of the nightwing suit otherwise he would peel his skin off. projecting is fun so I think he would hate rough and scratchy clothes and bed sheets are the bane of his existence so he kicks them off before going to bed other wise he can't sleep. he probably fidgets with his gadgets quite a bit especially when on patrol and hes looking around and nothing much is happening. I think dick would do the leg bounce tm as a civilian a lot maybe play with his hair if its long, or just generally messing with with when hes nervous or fidgeting. idk I guess im making nightwing his “nooo guys dw im super normal im just like everyone I am a functional put together adult haha” which its funny bc masking. I think this dude would have so many built in work arounds like (projecting) audio processing problems, so he probably has people either reapet or smth to like record and play back that or hes just really smooth about (smile and nod and hope to god that was the correct answer) anyway sorry back on topic, i  have dick having a stuffed animal named zitka (?) that an elephant and like hell yeah, but also I think his thing is very much a “ive had a bad time today and I just need to destress for a bit and hold something soft/familiar in a dark room for a bit” as you can tell I am projecting onto dick Greyson a lot lol. anyway I think he would also struggle to like, eat consistently, like eating too much or eating too little bc he gets distracted with a case then over compensates or he gets bored and then eats to get some form of stimulation(I do this lol) I just think dick would chew on things but be embarrassed about it(projection) but yeah I just think this asshole would have a system tm that no one else gets bc his room just looks dirty as hell but hes like Nono guys I set my bag and wallet in the same spot in the corner of the room because if I dont I will spend 30 minutes looking for it and it will be in the freezer. that and I think he would either do really well with cold foods or really badly. I think dick is the kinda guy that would leave his sodas out overnight so they stop being fizzy bc he hates the feeling of the fizz(projecting) but yeah overall I think he prefer sweeter foods as like his comfort/perfered foods. I also like the hc that he can cook he just doesn't have a lot of time too, so he snacks a lot bc he needs the energy. adding my own shit onto it, executive dysfunction got his ass like “I could get up and make a sandwich I know what I need to do I have the ingredients and im hungry but I can't fucking get up to do it” anyway funtimes in hyperfixation with grem thanks for reading the insane rambles <3