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#I'LL BE DISAPPOINTED IF ANYONE VOTES THE LAST ONE AND DOES NOT ANSWER IN TAGS/REBLOGS/REPLIES#you do not get to be bald#steve rogers#poll*#*
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you're nice to people who are bald or balding, right? you're nice to people with high hairlines? or weird hair growth? right? you don't make mean jokes about going bald at the expense of people who are going through the very scary and usually very isolating process of losing hair?? right???
#sorry (?not really?) but finding high hairlines beautiful has 100000% fixed my self image issues AND made me nicer.#you should be nice to people with little or weird or no hair. i dont want to get depressing but hair loss can be so terrifyingly isolating#be nice!!#you really do NOT know who of your loved ones or friends you are hurting with funny haha bald jokes. and if you DO know who youre hurting#and are still making them anyways#im coming for you.#barkbarkbarkbark#you should be nice to people regardless of physical traits but like#ive seen an uptick in haha bald is ugly jokes on tumblr specifically so im biting tumblr
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I feel like F/P/S was still a pretty weird one, even by Lance's standards.
sorry for (in an ironic twist) not doing much Ride Kamens art now that it's actually started; I've been pretty slow going through it and I feel weird posting about things I'm not caught up on! though I'm. definitely gonna have to set aside some time to actually get through episode 13, after what they posted today. (w-what did they do to my Leon) (NOBODY TELL ME I HAVE TO FIND OUT ON MY OWN) (LEOOOOOOOON)
#art#ride kamens#f/p/s#freedom/play/slam#it's probably not as dramatic as i'm imagining i'm just terrified for our sweet boy#smh can't believe leon's bald now#this is why i don't like to post before i get caught up i have NO IDEA#anyway sorry this. kind of sucks. it just made me laugh#i love the sheer absurdity that must be lance's day-to-day#it's amazing what you can get used to i guess#event chaosworlds are bizarre even for chaosworlds though#(poor shizuru...he was SO confused about the bread...)#i admit the events are one of the reasons i've been so slow at the main story#i told myself i was going to put my foot down and prioritize and not get distracted by the next event#and then they announced frilly prince froufrou tea party wisdom boys and RUINED MY LIFE#how am i supposed to get anything done when all i can think about is jou just going absolutely ham on some tiny cucumber sandwiches#how dare they do this to me
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Togame Jo’s greeting kisses to you are always way too long.
The kind of affection that’s usually savored in private, instead displayed wherever, whenever, and every single time you see each other—he always takes two to three minutes just to kiss you hello, abandoning the task at hand (dozing off, attending to Choji, managing the Shishitoren) to mosey your way and pull your lips to his in something just a little too sloppy to be sweet, but a little too sweet to be… too distasteful.
Everyone’s used to it by now, even Sakura, knowing that when you arrive, there’s always a going to be a pause in action just for the sappy display of Togame drooping over you and announcing you to the crowd physically.
(What’s not readily exposed, however, and especially not in a room full of men, is that it’s not just a kiss Togame’s giving you, not just a hello that he hides behind his long bangs and your cheeks between his warm hands, but the kindest stare and sweetest little whisper, “missed you, baby,” as he wraps you up in his arms.)
#togame#jo togame x reader#it’s not tongue but it’s def one of those really deep smooches#when he just needs to breath you in for like … 10 - 15 seconds lmfao#and then do that like 3 more times lmao#by the time it becomes a thing everyone is just like ‘Jesus curhrist’ and knows to turn away for it unless they wanna see pda#i don’t see togame as going overboard with pda but there’s definitely this#he’s got three things… no wait… four#greet kisses… holding hands… hugs… and he always wants to be the little spoon so u can scratch his back or his hair or play with him#while he’s doing something else#anyway I know you’re just the couple that’s always smiling at each other too#you get to the ori and wave and he’s just breaking out in a little grin and going right in to swoop you up#I’m gonna go bald I’m tearing my hair out#can’t believe I’m using a tag too jeez#caitie post#gen
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Steddie x female!reader thought 18+ only
Eddie blinks his eyes a couple of times to make sure he is actually seeing what he is seeing. He must be living in a nightmare.
You're laying back on one of the pool loungers. One leg dangling over the edge keeping your foot on the warm cement ground, the other spread over Steve's lap as he absently rubs his hand up and down it while he bitches to you about something from work. Your hand rubs up and down Steve's back in comfort. But that isn't the nightmare.
Your bright red bikini bottoms covering enough, but with your legs spread a bit more skin is shown then intended. Spread in such a way that makes Eddie want to just dive in. Get on his knees and worship you, rub his face over your mound as he licks and nips and sucks. Moan as the curly thatch of hair brushes against his face.
Except the curls of hair he is expecting to see peeking around your bikini are gone. Just smooth bare skin. And that isn't the only nightmare. Steve's chest is smooth like when he was in school on the swim team. Not a speck of that beautiful chest hair Eddie would curl into after getting hot and heavy. Not a single curl of the "love rug" he jokingly called it.
Eddie wants to weep. To throw himself down like a little kid and thrash his arms and legs around. Yeah, it's your body and you can do what you want, but he still is sad its gone. Eddie doesn't like change, and suddenly walking in to see both of his partners change something without any warning? Uncomfortable. It makes Eddie feel itchy.
Eddie can barely speak as he walks over and sits next to Steve. He doesn't respond to Steve's warm greeting. Doesn't respond to you asking how the day is. Just stares with big wet eyes at the sight in front of him. A pout on his lips.
A warm hand lands on his shoulder, gently squeezing. Steve's brow furrowed in concern, your wide eyes blinking at him.
"Shaved?" Eddie asks in a quiet voice, eyes darting to Steve's chest and then your clothed pussy. Steve lets out a huff of laughter, "Fuck, thought something was wrong man." Eddie glares," It is."
#Robin wanted to try waxing her legs but was scared it would hurt so Steve was the test subject#Steve then didn't like the random bald spot so he got rid of the rest#The leftover wax you were like huh wonder what that feels like and maybe the tequila didn't help#Well it did cause you were out of it#Eddie is sitting there with the biggest wettest eyes whimpering and shaking like a chihuahua#Just absolutely pathetic and sad#Of course getting kissed makes him feel a BIT better but he's still upset (also why wasn't HE invited to this event huh maybe HE would have#Liked to be the one to inflict pain- no he has to stop he needs to be SAD not HORN-)#Eddie isn't going to deny you making it up to him though...getting to just lay back and get some smooches?#Maybe just don't spring sudden change on him again#Or maybe do as long as Steve and you come kiss him like this and take care of him like this#He's boneless and melting into the bed and how did he get inside his brain is gone#Anyways I was given wax and did one strip on my leg and chickened out#So that's what created this thanks ok#Maybe I'll write a full fic idk#Jade is Talking#Steddie x reader#Steve Harrington x reader x Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson x Reader#Female!reader#Steddie x Female!reader#Steddie/female!reader#Steddie/reader
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what wonderful sons you've got there, mr. geppetto!
#lies of p#lies of p pinocchio#lies of p carlo#nameless puppet#sometimes a family is a guy the son he neglected until he died the murderous puppet built from his son's corpse--#--and the puppet he built as a battery for his son's soul 👍#if you're going to make p and carlo coexist as brothers or something then consider: the nameless puppet too. what are you all afraid of.#is it because hes partially built from a corpse. is it because he only understands hatred and violence. is it because hes bald.#is it because he kicked your asses 40 times in a row.#also featuring p's 🧍 stance which i believe in and that it only gets more 🧍 the more human he gets. when hes a puppet its fine#but as he gets more human. the more he notices it and now that hes thinking about it he doesnt know what to do with his arms. thats all#mine own art#lop spoilers#lies of p spoilers
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let's talk about Charles i-want-to-snog-a-man-on-a-killing-spree Xavier
#and that's the least of his problems#like. there is so much fucked up things in that bald head of his#and don't get me wrong#i love this freak#oh and first version of this post went more like:#i wanted to (and still do)(repeatedly) snog a man on a killing spree whom i've never met before and we haven't as much as exchanged a+#+single word. ever#(move away bitches that's my future husband)#but above is easier to comprehend i guess#(i'm judging you xmfc charles)#((but also i get you man))#xmfc#x men first class#charles xavier#professor x#cherik#xmen first class#erik lehnsherr#magneto#Q#i forgot about this one#(yes i'm cleaning my drafts)
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Kataang Week 2024 DAY 1 // Cultural Sharing
“I’m nervous. Am I doing okay?”
“You’re doing amazing Sweetie.”
#kataangtag#kataang week#kw24#katara#aang#kataracies#avatart#As someone whose hair is a major part of their culture I wanted to lend that to this piece#I think braiding would be wonderful in the hands of Air Nomads women even though the men are all top bald baddies ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_#in my culture Black Americans used hair braiding as a way to navigate. Braiding styles were used as maps to avoid traps and find freedom#and since Air is the element of freedom it felt right 💛🧡#on a lighter note do NOT notice how rusty I am ok HEY WHAT I SAY AHT AHT#I’m so happy I finally got to draw these bubbles braids on someone they are the CUTEST#I will say dating someone from another culture isn’t as hard as people fantasize 😂 I’m just respectful of my partner and eager to learn#I think a lot of that gets lost when people focus to heavily on if one or the other partner doesn’t look like they are 24/7#dripped in another partner’s culture. like a lot of love for the significant other gets missed#but you’ll never lose that love or reverence for you culture and I hope that message comes across in this lil drawing ok byeee (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*: ・゚#ON TO DAY 2#English majors do not come for me I see it’s the wrong *too ITS THE TAGS GIRL WHATCHU WANT ME TO DO
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Turns out Sunlit Trail isn't quite done just yet, so after all that they just send you to a dead end 😂
#rain world#comic#rw chasing wind#sunlit Trail#Hunter#Art#Chasing wind spoilers#I can't imagine anyone filters that tag but just in case sksksks#ANYWAYS turns out mod is way better than I expected and it's super well made.#So far made the trip as hunter (first time) then riv and now working on arti.#For arti I realized that howling rifts led to sub and sub led to dar shore so I was like sweet! A shortcut!#Now imagine for a sec trying to get through a parkcore + miros bird gauntlet with a corpse and a worm within 5 cycles#before the scav ran out of karma and you were stuck inside forever. Yeah#Besides that tho I've been messing around and been very tenderly modding the game.#Turns out you can have a bit of fun with most sprites without too much effort by simply cloning the MSC mod in your files#Then changing the copy's mod info so it doesn't clash and simply swapping images out for whatever you want#As long as you have the sprite name you can do this. You can also change region names and decals and music all sorts of stuff.#In short I've been brewing a custom mod for a friend to make her suffer as much as possible <3#Thanks to a buddy on the rw server for showing me that trick btw lol. The best cesspool I've ever participated in#Oh before I forget- the symbol on CW's head is completely made up. They just looked so... Bald.#Tbh I wasn't expecting their personality to be so... bright? Most interpretations make them kinda solemn and gloomy#But nah this CW is what NSH should've been 100%. I like them. Not gonna spoil too much but their situation is somehow so... chill.#Still bad tho!#Other fun news! There's a scammer going around on discord that's basically like ''bad news I reported you for fraud''#And they're getting a lot of people. My buddy that owned my home server got hit and we lost everything. It's all OK tho nobody was hurt#I keep trying to ask them questions on my alts but they're ignoring me... I kinda wanna bait them into doing the scam with me#to see how far I get before they catch on 😜#Wasting a scammer's time is never a waste of time#Ah I had more to say but I reached my tag max. Till next time- hopefully my animation project will be done by then!
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sunday shitpost
#the character design skill in them having different ears is off the charts /s#heavy would have sphynx cat ears b/c he's bald i guess?#thesis title: do catboys have 2 ears or 4 ears...discuss#tf2 fanart#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2#OH i couldn't figure out how to spell 'meow' b/c im dyslexic. so you get all the spellings except 'meow'
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Pretty in pink 🍑🩷
#at least he has time to do some sightseeing#how he gets better soon#please get some rest you can take Casper with you#balding bisexual bulgarian#grigor dimitrov#tennis
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fleek nose rubs im crazy
(PLEASE DM ME FIRST FOR PERMISSION IF YOU PLAN ON REPOSTING!)
based on that scene in world tour where poppy nuzzled the firefly. i was like "hmmm.. what if creek.... did that to floyd.." and then i blacked out and woke up to this
#artists on tumblr#turontot art#trolls#trolls band together#trolls creek#trolls floyd#fleek#trolls fleek#i kinda wanna post this on twitter aswell#but i also kinda wanna keep my twt acc an lmk only one#twitter fleekers... get on tumblr i want you to see this#yk that one video of that bald guy from alvin and the chipmunks shoving an alvin plush right at david's face#and he says “hey what do you think of this”#thats how i look rn#also ignore inconsistencies i kinda rushed at the end#and im still trying to get used to animating on laptop#animation
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I'm just wondering what Caine would look like as a human In your style xnksndh
FINE! you want human Caine? I'll GIVE YOU HUMAN CAINE-
#the catch?#he's fucking bald#faceee rambles#tadc#i won't even tag the employee au cuz this is a hypothetical design in a hypothetical situation#also you get a bit of sjetch ideas in the corner#I've seen a few caine human designs but all of them have given him hair and I'm not fan of that idea#he's a literal pair of dentures- do you see any hair in there?#also there's bubble but he turned out like shit so NO COLOUR FOR HIM!!!#I hate how the pose turned out.....sigh#i can't draw human heads even if my life depended on it
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ugh fine take your punchy boys and leave
#punch out!!#punch out wii#my art#aran ryan#bald bull#don flamenco#doc louis#little mac#great tiger#soda popinski#king hippo#disco kid#von kaiser#yes that's the rando boxer from aran's contender intro#also if you get the references with the kaiser doodle and the kitty cat doodle we are now best friends#I promise ill do disco kid justice someday
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Rider N... save me...
Rider N
Save me Rider N
N from my AU: Murder Drive.
Apologies for the absolutely ATROCIOUS quality, i am yet to discover the wonderful wonders of using a camera correctly.
But hey! You can tell who it is! (Or so i hope.)
This is N (Nathan) in his final(ish) evolution in Murder Drive. His bike AND helmet are now ™ed! How fun!
#i am soooo mad you cant see his eyebrows#he looks bald#face bald#face bald N#anywho. where was i#i am STILL deciding if i want to make this a fanfic#i mean#i can barely get art out#imagine words#oh this was made wiiith the dual color markers from grabie#they pretty good ngl#murder drones#murder drones fandom#murder drones fanart#traditional art#md n#original art#murder drones au#MurderDriveAu#also i had NO idea what to do for a bg so#WAIT I LOVE THIS SONG#hold on guys im listening to music#NOW DROP IT TO FLOOR DRO-DROP IT TO FLOOR THEN#WOP WOP WOP WOP#NOW LEANNNN AND#TURN AROUND AND#WOP WOP WOP SOP
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Red Dead Online: The Experience ✨
#why do horses keep going bald in rdo??? its so fucking funny but so so weird#but shoutout to my buddies who I've spent countless late nights laughing my ass off with#you guys truly made this part of the game something special <3#this might be a part one tbh#let me know if you want to see more of the shenanigans we get up to!#<3#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead online#red dead online oc#arthur morgan#red dead redemption community#red dead redemption 2 photography#mick vids#funnies#sound on#the housebuilding song
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