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redrobin-detective · 2 years ago

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As much as I loooooove S1 of Elementary it’s almost painful to watch Sherlock be rude and dismissive to Watson like Sir!!! That is your soulmate and you love her (platonically) soooooooo much. You would die for her, kill for her, even harder, you would change for her. Now stop being sassy and devote yourself wholly and completely to your life partner already.

#sherlock: *is rude to joan*#Me: :0 #Me: >:0 #you cant DO that sir #s7 sherlock would strangle s1 sherlock to use his lifeless body as a cover so joan wouldnt walk through a puddle

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dooffirmations · 3 months ago

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H E L L O ????

#SIR ?? YOU CANT DO THAY #alex hirsch #gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #stan pines #ford pines

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musubiki · 3 months ago

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balor 🥰

#fields of mistria #fom #balor #fanart #art #sir...im so in love w you...#if anyone else like me loved the fuck out of stardew but was disappointed in the romance options...please play this game #the characters/interactions/dialouge is top notch #i knew nothing about this game i found out about it 2 days before release #i thought i was gonna go for march #and immedately met this guy and just #his first line is like (im a traveling merchant) and i went (oh no)#i have such a THING for merchant characters #i can finally live out my dream of romancing volo pkmn #sort of #except not evil #i think #love that the romance options in this game are like... adults with jobs/dreams/aspirations #unlike stardew where everyone is supposedly an adult but is like a teenager??#but in this game everyone is a contributing member of society #love that <3333 #the dialouge for real is amazing #anyway. it still in uhh...early access? so you cant do everything youll be able to do one day #but thats good for me bc i tend to blast through these games and do 90% of things within a week #fanart???? from my ass???#only because i love this game and him #im so fucked up for him #not me tracking his ass down everyday to talk to him #also what i love about this game is being able to talk to everyone multiple times a day #like every hour or something

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bunnieswithknives · 2 months ago

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Obsessed with his brain

#read a fic where he had to eat someone in the basement to survive and I am... obsessed #fop #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #dale dimmadome #fop dale #idk ask to tag #art #digital art #fanart #blood tw #cannibalism tw #ed tw #In my mind his relationship with Dev is crazy. Because he wants to love Dev so badly but he is just. incapable of it.#and it makes him hate himself #On some level he thought seeing Dev would fix him. That he would feel all those things a dad is instinctively supposed to #and it would prove he wasn't broken. That deep down hes still human. that he's still capable of love just like everyone else #.And then he didnt. and he had no idea how to deal with it #In a way hes kind of scared of Dev. Dev makes him feel so uncomfortable with himself. so he just kind of avoids him.#Which um. thats your son sir you cant do that.#I love dale but he should absolutely not be a father. He is just not built for it

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forged-in-kaoss · 6 months ago

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Episode 110 vs episode 1100

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crustyfloor · 8 months ago

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IVAN'S A FUCKING FUCKER FOR NOT EVEN CHOKING TILL PROPERLY HE WAS GENTLY HOLDING HIM IN PLACE

(it kills me because Till probably thought ivan was gonna give him one last out or something hence why he closed his eyes in what i feel like is acceptance)

#alien stage #alnst till #alnst ivan #ivantill #That motherfucker was NOT choking him #they cant even choke eachother fuckthem #TILL TOOK THAT SHIT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET HIS ASS WHOOPED NO SIR YOU JUST GOT FUCKED ON STAGE #its genuinely so hard to tell if Ivan was actually choking him because Till wasnt struggling for shit #no gasp of air as he tried to breathe in #his necks a little pink but that could just be lighting #i dont fuckin know #massive cope btw i dunno what the fukk they were doing here #alien stage till #alien stage ivan #alnst #this is me on september 19th a few months after this tragic event wow this was a massive cope #ivan wasnt choking him though trust i was his sleeves heh

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dear-ao3 · 6 months ago

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tell me about sir lewis hamilton’s best looks, if you would

andie you little shit

this is a very incomplete list

#this is incomplete but i cant look anymore so take it or leave it #lh44 #sir lewis hamilton #the far funnier genre of his outfits is What The Fuck Were You Doing Circa 2009-2015 #will make a list of those if asked cause i have some gems #f1 #not a tag

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basslinegrave · 3 months ago

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i want them to share a ciggie so bad (and monarch can then yell at both of them)

#venture bros #henchman 21 #dr. mrs. the monarch #by sharing i mean for real. like maybe sheila wakes up early and finds gary on a balcony csuse he cant sleep so he just went to look at the #sky or something and she goes for a smoke and they share the cigarette and chat #mmaybe kiss #hey if the boys did the whole bm arc and can have secrets these two can smoke in secret from time to time #i do think its just a gag and i dont see gary as a smoker but i dont think hed refuse a cig from sheila #but i think of him as someone that probably wouldnt like the smell? maybe? since one of his special interests are perfumes and stuff lol #just a guy that likes to smell (<- saw something like this in tags b4)#my hcs anyway his special interests are perfumes and scents and cooking maybe #rewatching and yeah saw he was coughing his lungs out when smoking in 211 thats confirmation for me that he only did it to look cool #i remembered it as him laughing when 24 said 'you sir are a big gay' but no hes coughing #maybe its both

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kookoofufu · 1 year ago

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#one piece #one piece memes #shitpost #cross guild #one piece episode 1086 #op spoilers #dracule mihawk #buggy the clown #sir crocodile #do you guys see my vision #this was inspired by a post/comment i cant find anymore #take the L my queen

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justpassingbyoursht · 7 months ago

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Yknow when I first saw Chronos i couldn't quite take him seriously bc he's... he's a twink. who gave him that tiny tiny waist and those birthgiving hips? why is he built like that? i expected a giant or something, i mean the big 3 brothers are built ykno their father should be big muscly guy too right?? and then i realized he's got an hourglass shape and. 😶

my bad supergiant u are right. titan of time. hourglass. titan of time? hourglass. checks out ✓ he is hourglass shaped. an hourglass. ⌛that. that is him. titan of time alright. hourglass

but still that tiny waist

#hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #c rambles #sir titan of time chronos u are a twink. like ur a tall twink i'll give u that but. dasjklhfdsfhskf #i just fucking jsaldjsjfs #but like i was so gagged when i realized he's an ⌛#i like shut my mouth. hes a fcuking hourglass holy shit!#like i cant dispute them at all thats lowkey brilliant i am kinda mad it makes sense #i gotta say that gold in his skin looks immaculate. like everything about him looks good #its just that fucking waist lmao #k kardashian wishes she had that fucking waist bruh #also is it only me or does he remind you of gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug?? askhfdsjfs #like idk why? maybe bc hes tall and blondish... and that pose too. but like idk sdsjhlafkhasdf #how am i gonna respect that man with the gabriel vibes (the least respectable man in ml) and that tiny waist...#i gotta play more i only saw him officially once #in fact im gonna do that rn lol i just had to ramble about the game #my shit

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faretheeoscar · 9 months ago

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Oscar isaac photoshoot for Fear of God Collection 8

#oscar isaac #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #SIR YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

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hyohaehyuk · 1 month ago

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via earwolf (jacob anderson on TV, I Say w/ Ashley Ray) and Den of Geek SDCC interview

Jacob talked about him and Sam going to universal studios and spending 40 minutes in a sticker shop + the IWTV cast spilling the beans about Jam dates and Sam mentioning sticker play (whatever that means 🙃)

Sam: "It's a team effort" Rolin: "JACOB AND SAM GO BOWLING TOGETHER" Sam: "And ice cream and sticker play… Interviewer: Care to elaborate? 🤨 Sam: Make it up" 💀

#jam reiderson #jacob anderson #sam reid #assad zaman #delainey hayles #rolin jones #interview with the vampire #not the interviewer saying she also likes stickers and jacob going “anyways SAM AND I”#they are soulmates/kindred spirits #Dinner every night in the same restaurant; bowling; eating ice cream a lot; sticker play; long walks; sitting in park benches…Jam pleaseeee #i cant with sam making the chemistry question about the entire cast and crew in a super generic way just for rolin to bring it back to what #i think Sam wanted to say “sticker shopping” but the fact he didnt even bother correcting himself makes me think there must be some truth o #like where are they sticking the stickers?! i cant even. my mind goes to all the worst possible scenarios 🔞#what do you mean sir?#Either Sam is condoning/encouraging jam fanfic or he underestimates the imagination and kinkiness of this fandom 😂#Sam this is not how you stop the allegations

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baeshijima · 11 months ago

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[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

#may the stars guide you <3 #FOAMING AT THE MOUTH I DIDNT REALISE IT WAS HIS TEAILER TODAY AND KDMDJSBDBDKDNSNNDKD #END ME. END ME RIGHT NOW.#SCREAMING CRYING BANGING MY FISTS AGAJNST THE WALL SIR HAVE MERCY ITS 4 AM RN I CANT DO THSIDBFMXKSNNSSAAAAAAAAAAA #ALSO HIS ILLUST SHOT LITERALLY HIM HAVING THE L SIGN SENT ME

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nyxofdemons · 5 months ago

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the last SEVERAL sarcastic chorus videos im just gripping my hair with increasing intensity yelling MAN I TRUSTED YOU

#sir. sir. why are you talking like you think the show is delaying or ignoring stolas' arc. SIR-#HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ARC tHE MIDDLEEEEE NOTHING IS BEING IGNORED OR PUSHED ASIDE WE JUST HAVENT *GOTTEN* TO IT YET AAAAAGH #'i don't look down on you when have i ever' isn't poor narrative framing its a CHARACTER FLAW you are SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE IS WRONG #just because it hasnt been addressed clearly *in this episode* doesn't mean it's being framed as valid or correct it just means it isnt #the FOCUS of this episode. this is BLITZ's episode this is BLITZ's relationship behavior patterns being put under examination #we do not have TIME to address stolas' remaining unconscious biases in this 21 minute episode and even if we did hb isn't a show with #that kind of pacing. we do shit an episode at a time here sir #have you already forgotten how annoying it was when they tried to do two things at once (cherubs/dhorks team up AND #stolitz crystal breakup) one episode ago???#guys i cant keep doing this why is everyone so bad at comprehending apology tour for some reason HELP #mine #helluva boss #helluva boss apology tour #e: apology tour #sarcastic chorus

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mostlyghostlyy · 3 months ago

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Me staring at Dale after trying to have a serious conversation, and he breaks out into song for the fifth goddamn time: