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redrobin-detective · 2 years ago

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As much as I loooooove S1 of Elementary it’s almost painful to watch Sherlock be rude and dismissive to Watson like Sir!!! That is your soulmate and you love her (platonically) soooooooo much. You would die for her, kill for her, even harder, you would change for her. Now stop being sassy and devote yourself wholly and completely to your life partner already.

#sherlock: *is rude to joan*#Me: :0 #Me: >:0 #you cant DO that sir #s7 sherlock would strangle s1 sherlock to use his lifeless body as a cover so joan wouldnt walk through a puddle

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dooffirmations · 4 months ago

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H E L L O ????

#SIR ?? YOU CANT DO THAY #alex hirsch #gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #stan pines #ford pines

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sadagios · 10 days ago

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double victory, was it? (it doesn't feel like one)

i saw a post about 3L!Grian meeting SL!Scar, but since SL!scar never died i figured he can't see any of the winners nor join them before the next session, and they appear before him as shadows. also, i thought 3L!Grian would be really happy to see a scenario where scar didnt die by his hand and actually won.

❀ bonus sketch ☘

#someone has probably done this before but i. dont. care. i wanted to draw scarian angst anyway #i dont do well with lore but my braincells are trying their best #trafficshipping #scarian #desertduo #trafficblr #life series #grian #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #3rd life smp #third life #secret life #watcher grian #grian fanart #goodtimeswithscar fanart #mcyt #my art #also sorry. i rewatched grians finale ep and howd he go from TRAITOR! to oh no i cant kill you :(#how could you FOLD that QUICKLY . im baffled lol #also i just had to say secret life red life scar skin. so beautiful #and lilacs and poppies? i know theyre scarian flowers at this point but to me its very grian #like wearing that on your outfit... sir sl!scar do you even remember what those flowers mean. are you yearning for something u dont remembe #im going insane #and here I THOUGHT im not going to get into any ships. im a clown

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musubiki · 5 months ago

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balor 🥰

#fields of mistria #fom #balor #fanart #art #sir...im so in love w you...#if anyone else like me loved the fuck out of stardew but was disappointed in the romance options...please play this game #the characters/interactions/dialouge is top notch #i knew nothing about this game i found out about it 2 days before release #i thought i was gonna go for march #and immedately met this guy and just #his first line is like (im a traveling merchant) and i went (oh no)#i have such a THING for merchant characters #i can finally live out my dream of romancing volo pkmn #sort of #except not evil #i think #love that the romance options in this game are like... adults with jobs/dreams/aspirations #unlike stardew where everyone is supposedly an adult but is like a teenager??#but in this game everyone is a contributing member of society #love that <3333 #the dialouge for real is amazing #anyway. it still in uhh...early access? so you cant do everything youll be able to do one day #but thats good for me bc i tend to blast through these games and do 90% of things within a week #fanart???? from my ass???#only because i love this game and him #im so fucked up for him #not me tracking his ass down everyday to talk to him #also what i love about this game is being able to talk to everyone multiple times a day #like every hour or something

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bunnieswithknives · 4 months ago

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Obsessed with his brain

#read a fic where he had to eat someone in the basement to survive and I am... obsessed #fop #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #dale dimmadome #fop dale #idk ask to tag #art #digital art #fanart #blood tw #cannibalism tw #ed tw #In my mind his relationship with Dev is crazy. Because he wants to love Dev so badly but he is just. incapable of it.#and it makes him hate himself #On some level he thought seeing Dev would fix him. That he would feel all those things a dad is instinctively supposed to #and it would prove he wasn't broken. That deep down hes still human. that he's still capable of love just like everyone else #.And then he didnt. and he had no idea how to deal with it #In a way hes kind of scared of Dev. Dev makes him feel so uncomfortable with himself. so he just kind of avoids him.#Which um. thats your son sir you cant do that.#I love dale but he should absolutely not be a father. He is just not built for it

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forged-in-kaoss · 8 months ago

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Episode 110 vs episode 1100

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crustyfloor · 9 months ago

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IVAN'S A FUCKING FUCKER FOR NOT EVEN CHOKING TILL PROPERLY HE WAS GENTLY HOLDING HIM IN PLACE

(it kills me because Till probably thought ivan was gonna give him one last out or something hence why he closed his eyes in what i feel like is acceptance)

#alien stage #alnst till #alnst ivan #ivantill #That motherfucker was NOT choking him #they cant even choke eachother fuckthem #TILL TOOK THAT SHIT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET HIS ASS WHOOPED NO SIR YOU JUST GOT FUCKED ON STAGE #its genuinely so hard to tell if Ivan was actually choking him because Till wasnt struggling for shit #no gasp of air as he tried to breathe in #his necks a little pink but that could just be lighting #i dont fuckin know #massive cope btw i dunno what the fukk they were doing here #alien stage till #alien stage ivan #alnst #this is me on september 19th a few months after this tragic event wow this was a massive cope #ivan wasnt choking him though trust i was his sleeves heh

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dear-ao3 · 8 months ago

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tell me about sir lewis hamilton’s best looks, if you would

andie you little shit

this is a very incomplete list

#this is incomplete but i cant look anymore so take it or leave it #lh44 #sir lewis hamilton #the far funnier genre of his outfits is What The Fuck Were You Doing Circa 2009-2015 #will make a list of those if asked cause i have some gems #f1 #not a tag

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kookoofufu · 1 year ago

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#one piece #one piece memes #shitpost #cross guild #one piece episode 1086 #op spoilers #dracule mihawk #buggy the clown #sir crocodile #do you guys see my vision #this was inspired by a post/comment i cant find anymore #take the L my queen

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 1 month ago

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dating cult!sugu is all fun and games until the flowers you gave him wilt and he starts killing people

#idk i just think he would spiral a little #like sir its just flowers …………#next bouquet you give him will be vacuum sealed in glass beauty and the beast style 🙏#he cant be normal about you . or anything he views as a piece of you #something something he wants everything you do to be everlasting #in that sense he really Does view you as his god #ari noises ✩

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justpassingbyoursht · 8 months ago

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Yknow when I first saw Chronos i couldn't quite take him seriously bc he's... he's a twink. who gave him that tiny tiny waist and those birthgiving hips? why is he built like that? i expected a giant or something, i mean the big 3 brothers are built ykno their father should be big muscly guy too right?? and then i realized he's got an hourglass shape and. 😶

my bad supergiant u are right. titan of time. hourglass. titan of time? hourglass. checks out ✓ he is hourglass shaped. an hourglass. ⌛that. that is him. titan of time alright. hourglass

but still that tiny waist

#hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #c rambles #sir titan of time chronos u are a twink. like ur a tall twink i'll give u that but. dasjklhfdsfhskf #i just fucking jsaldjsjfs #but like i was so gagged when i realized he's an ⌛#i like shut my mouth. hes a fcuking hourglass holy shit!#like i cant dispute them at all thats lowkey brilliant i am kinda mad it makes sense #i gotta say that gold in his skin looks immaculate. like everything about him looks good #its just that fucking waist lmao #k kardashian wishes she had that fucking waist bruh #also is it only me or does he remind you of gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug?? askhfdsjfs #like idk why? maybe bc hes tall and blondish... and that pose too. but like idk sdsjhlafkhasdf #how am i gonna respect that man with the gabriel vibes (the least respectable man in ml) and that tiny waist...#i gotta play more i only saw him officially once #in fact im gonna do that rn lol i just had to ramble about the game #my shit

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faretheeoscar · 11 months ago

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Oscar isaac photoshoot for Fear of God Collection 8

#oscar isaac #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #SIR YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

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hyohaehyuk · 3 months ago

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via earwolf (jacob anderson on TV, I Say w/ Ashley Ray) and Den of Geek SDCC interview

Jacob talked about him and Sam going to universal studios and spending 40 minutes in a sticker shop + the IWTV cast spilling the beans about Jam dates and Sam mentioning sticker play (whatever that means 🙃)

Sam: "It's a team effort" Rolin: "JACOB AND SAM GO BOWLING TOGETHER" Sam: "And ice cream and sticker play… Interviewer: Care to elaborate? 🤨 Sam: Make it up" 💀

#jam reiderson #jacob anderson #sam reid #assad zaman #delainey hayles #rolin jones #interview with the vampire #not the interviewer saying she also likes stickers and jacob going “anyways SAM AND I”#they are soulmates/kindred spirits #Dinner every night in the same restaurant; bowling; eating ice cream a lot; sticker play; long walks; sitting in park benches…Jam pleaseeee #i cant with sam making the chemistry question about the entire cast and crew in a super generic way just for rolin to bring it back to what #i think Sam wanted to say “sticker shopping” but the fact he didnt even bother correcting himself makes me think there must be some truth o #like where are they sticking the stickers?! i cant even. my mind goes to all the worst possible scenarios 🔞#what do you mean sir?#Either Sam is condoning/encouraging jam fanfic or he underestimates the imagination and kinkiness of this fandom 😂#Sam this is not how you stop the allegations

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cloudycloudsminusclouds · 2 months ago

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Art for @liloinkoink 's lamplight au !!! i recalled reading it a long time ago and since i was getting back into mcyt put it into one of the first things i was going to draw !!! sry abt the quality btw

I reread lamplight so im going to draw more accurate fanart now hehe... it was so good i was eating all the words

now how do i tag this though-

#as you can see i dont know how to draw fire #its okay ill figure out how to draw ren for lamplight fanart #trust #itlwart #martyn inthelittlewood #martyn itlw #inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood fanart #lamplight au #mcyt #i used a new brush so #looks a lil weird lol #i dont know how to draw fire or men or dogs but ill make it work #for the sake of renchanting !!!!!! i will learn how to draw sir diggity dawg #totally wont put it off #hm but i do have a bucnh of stuff i need to do plus irl so it might take a while to draw more fanart #there are so many cool scenes i cant decide what i want to draw !!!!!!!!!!!

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nyxofdemons · 6 months ago

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the last SEVERAL sarcastic chorus videos im just gripping my hair with increasing intensity yelling MAN I TRUSTED YOU

#sir. sir. why are you talking like you think the show is delaying or ignoring stolas' arc. SIR-#HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ARC tHE MIDDLEEEEE NOTHING IS BEING IGNORED OR PUSHED ASIDE WE JUST HAVENT *GOTTEN* TO IT YET AAAAAGH #'i don't look down on you when have i ever' isn't poor narrative framing its a CHARACTER FLAW you are SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE IS WRONG #just because it hasnt been addressed clearly *in this episode* doesn't mean it's being framed as valid or correct it just means it isnt #the FOCUS of this episode. this is BLITZ's episode this is BLITZ's relationship behavior patterns being put under examination #we do not have TIME to address stolas' remaining unconscious biases in this 21 minute episode and even if we did hb isn't a show with #that kind of pacing. we do shit an episode at a time here sir #have you already forgotten how annoying it was when they tried to do two things at once (cherubs/dhorks team up AND #stolitz crystal breakup) one episode ago???#guys i cant keep doing this why is everyone so bad at comprehending apology tour for some reason HELP #mine #helluva boss #helluva boss apology tour #e: apology tour #sarcastic chorus

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mostlyghostlyy · 5 months ago

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Me staring at Dale after trying to have a serious conversation, and he breaks out into song for the fifth goddamn time:

#please. imagine youre trying to have an adult conversation with him but you say something that reminds him of a certian song #and now he's belting the words from the top of his lungs #and because he cant read social cues he just continues #sir we were talking about how we are doing our tax returns this year. do i claim you as a dependent or no #can we please talk about the current state of the economy????#longlegs #longlegs x reader #dale kobble #dale kobble x reader

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