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https://youtu.be/gs20opkmmjk

12 Days of Christmas but make it MWCA!!!!

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I hate him

Murphy's Law posting didnt go well on twitter so im giving tumblr a chance hi guyss

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calling it now: the new phineas and ferb season is coming in February for a repeat of Phineas and Ferb-ruary (2008)

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My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show

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I’m so sorry for this but the idea came to me in a vision and I had to make it real

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the love handel rpf in the dwampy universe must be insane

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“yeah sorry I can’t make it- yeah I’m busy then… Mhm, I’ll be thinking about how shocked Linda must’ve been when Ferb, the little boy who barley speaks at all, called her ‘mom’ for the first time…yeah it’ll take all day.”

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Defying Gravity but it doesn't have the second unlimited part. Edited from the original version and the chopped up solo radio version.

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we all know about the united healthcare CEO getting popped by now but i found the footage and it’s really kind of crazy. They had some kind of suppresser on the gun that made it so quiet that someone who was literally standing in front of the shooter just looking away (maybe at their phone? Its terribly pixelated) didn't react until the guy hit the wall in front of them and then hit the ground. Which was a GOOD couple seconds after the shooter started firing. This person practiced and committed too. Maybe a suppressor/subsonic rounds? Something that made it so they had to keep reracking the gun and they were clearly prepared for that. No visible identifiable features in the footage dressed in all black no logos i could see. Popped him four (?) times walked up to see if he was still moving and then just crossed the street and vanished. Inshallah they will never find them.

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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

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based on this

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Dan and Swampy didn’t give us more scenes of them being besties bc they knew they’d be too powerful

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ur gonna be popular

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You Snuck Your Way Right Into My Heart - Love Handel

From Phineas and Ferb