#you cannot make this up

[narcoticwriter]

Drake really name-dropped Millie Bobby Brown in a point to say that he wasn't a pedophile when he took her out on dates when she was 15.

[yannaryartside]

I am sorry I know we all are loosing our minds right now.

But look at his face. Are you honestly going to tell me that face is not longing? Yearning? The total concentration on her features, like he is trying to figure something out. The total calm in his eyes? The framing? The light? She just heard him talk about how this other girl was so great for him, and he proceeds to look at her like this. Even if he ends up with Claire, somebody needs to address all of this.

Storer is definitely making me doubt my media literacy, and I went to school for it. Is it not giving me any jobs already. Should I burn my degree?

[bellcza]

generational headloss got madridistas leaving hate comments under rodrigo DE PAUL’S posts 😭😭😭😭

[eddiegettingshot]

it's over. i'm taking representation away. We are no longer talking about representation.

[shinnyshining]

Nothing to see here, just two mad scientists in the same room

I kept my promise

[maxcore]

anyway max IS the main character

[nalyra-dreaming]

(x)

"Do you like music in the trailer in the morning"

[ilgaksu]

the reason you should talk to writers you like if you like them is because i found out a headcanon i created is now commonly accepted fanon by accident, and i've found this out years after i created it, because nobody ever thought to tell me, despite actively still writing for it, because why would they? i'm repeatedly just torn between finding this hilarious and being genuinely sad that apparently there was no reason for me to know??? i would have loved to know people loved the idea i put all that work and my own love into.

[idkmynameiskat]

Someone just shot trump at one of his speeches and those few seconds where he was on the ground was probably one of the best few seconds of my life 😌

[normalgoalie]

“You said that’s what we should name our child, not my middle name”

[blankvort]

i am going to drown someone in water fountain poison this bitch told me he’s too tired to do the presentation due today worth 20% of our grade in the subject because he didn’t have coffee and is now scrolling through homophobic quora questions

[k20spock]

oh my god the guy who tried to shoot trump tried out for his school’s rifle team and didn’t make the team because he was a bad shot

[finalgrrrl]

a leap year in french is "année bissextile"......

[al-kol-eleh]

Hillel Neuer

The criminals are running the courts and the lunatics the asylums.

[didhewinkback]

keith urban with the accidental hard launch

[sophisticatedswifts]

Sometimes I remember that my state used federal grant money that was meant to prevent violence against women to put up billboards that say “there are no dangerous weapons, only dangerous people”