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The squad selfie has got me like:
#yes I know another obvious answer is ATLA but I ah...never seen it before#you can roast me in the tags#What other famous four are we missing?#team theorist#game theory#film theory#food theory#style theory#tom robinson#dapper mr tom#forrest lee#santi massa#amy roberts
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danmarch 🐉💎
#honkai star rail#dan heng#march 7th#danmarch#fanart#hsr#what else do i tag. i have no idea#anyway. im breaking my VERY LONG oc art streak to post my one(1) contribution to star rail#i care them very much#ive been playing this game so religiously and they have not left my team#tragic past(emo) vs tragic past(girly pop)#theres NO WAY with marchs very teenage girl mind that she does not have a crush on the hot cool mysterious yet caring dragon guy#who stays in the room right next to her#and the fact that he teases her so much........#the whole ass belabog quest he throws in little harmless march roasts every so often#he fucking CARE her#i bets shes like a filipino mom with that camera. every oppertunity (picture!!!!)#and dan heng gets dragged into it#he is honing his photography skills against his will#any nice place? shes like (lemme pose can you get a photo of me?)#dan heng just sighs#they bond over silently judging stelle rummaging through the garbage#cast each other that best friend glance as half her body is sticking out of a trash bin#i like to think you see them hanging out on the train together#with dan heng reading some obscure 8th century book on civilization pattern and development#and march is humming and putting stickers and aesthetic shit in her scrapbook#taping a piece of antimatter legion loot in the middle of a page#and with bubbly handwriting (we beat some bad guys today!!! <333 so fun!!)
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was thinking about tsoa and made a bracelet based off it
#tsoa#the song of achilles#tsoa madeline miller#junomakesstuffs#new tag woah#btw if you're reading this what's your favorite quote?#since i dunno when I'll be taking about tsoa again#ofc i love the 'i would know him..." quote but briseis's 'he was worth ten of you!' gets me#achilles's 'there are no bargains between lions and men' is so good too#also patroclus roasting the shit out of calchas was lowkey kind of funny like gods damn poor guy#seriously though-#ody's 'you can use a spear as a walking stick but that doesn't change its true nature' goes hard#and the 'name one hero who was happy...' like AAAAAAAAAA#okay gonna crawl away now and contemplate making a circe bracelet#bracelet#song of achilles
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Y’all I cannot make this up. The two therapists I was with today ignored me ALL DAY…Except for when one of them joked in front of two other people that I must have been “so hungry” because I ate my grilled chicken leg “down to the bone.”
Huh??? That’s how you eat it??? If you’re gonna tease a fat girl, at least make it make sense??? That was so weak 😭
#sillyposting#grad tag#not even mad because I know how illogical her joke was#I just said ‘yep!’ and moved on 😂#like??? you can do better than that#you could have roasted me for using 3 sour cream packets on my potato and I would have laughed#or how I dared to eat a small piece of cake#(/s)#but eating chicken the way it’s supposed to be eaten??? embarrassing joke 0/10#I’m still scratching my head about it hours later lmao#thank you focalin for allowing me to think logically about this
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Coda. You of all people. Grief. The way Kes had to break Tuvok's hold on her & The way he kept asking if she heard anything - anything at all.
Open yourself to the impressions around you, The thoughts, the minds that are on this ship. All the minds that are on this ship. So many voices.
They are a turbulent storm, and you are the one who must rise above the tempest, to a place that is quiet. It's difficult.
You must lift yourself from the confusion of the storm. Soar into the quiet space among the stars where everything is still. Is there a voice that you can hear? A single voice isolated in the stillness?
Is there anything? Any presence in the void with you? I can't hear anything.
Now I am with you, moving through the quiet space. My thoughts join with yours, extending the range of the search.
(You have to find me.) (Surely, you must know I'm here?) Empty. Alone. (We've shared so much.) Failure. Forced.
Tactical Officer's Log: Is there anything? Is there anything? Is there anything? I('m searching for) a good friend, one I can never replace.
Is there anything? Is there anything? Is there anything? A single voice, isolated in that void? (we've shared so much.) I don't want to come up for air. My lungs force me to breathe.
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#Kes#Tuvok#st voyager#voy#st voyager coda#bea art tag#how is Tuvok roasted for his poetry in the same ep he says all this?#the way Kes gave up like 'I don't think this is working' before Tuvok did - the way she seemed almost...agitated? Not angry but like he was#pushing her - Chakotay had the crying & screaming scene and this was that scene for Tuvok#the way Tuvok calls her his friend when one of them is about to die#the way Janeway's like 'Tuvok - surely YOU can find me?'#-hand around the writer's collective necks- the way she alludes to all they've shared. And Yet. How RARELY we hear about this All.#Anyway this scene just struck a cord <3#transcript under the cut#also I studied literature so I get hung up on singular words and the fact that Tuvok says 'we must accept' with Kes#but 'I'm forced to conclude' when alone - he was REALLY trying and you can SEE that#waaaa
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formerly an essay in tags but - billie lurk. half-nameless, misremembered woman. her powers derived from the things taken from her, without any catharsis or empowerment. the rat charm, tied with deidre's hair, her lover's voice in the mouth of rats. her arm and eye, taken, given back only to cause her chronic pain, then lost again. foresight seems a cruel gift for a woman who botched the timing of her takeover of the whalers, and bet wrong when it came to delilah.
she never bore the outsider's blessing; his first visit to her was more like an assault. every other dishonored POV character gets the choice to be selfish, and for that selfishness to mean something, but billie's actions have no effect on the world at large, either, in a game without a chaos system.
some say that corvo is the ghost, but he can reach out and change things. billie's buried herself twice and come back and nothing she does seems to matter - she is less a protagonist, more a convenient full stop in the narrative.
try this: open doto, start a new game. sit in her cabin. notice how little of billie there is. even the woman she loved more than anyone has the face of another named character.
she sits amongst the assets of other games: empty canvases and a dressmaker's mannequin that wears nothing.
#billie lurk#even the wiki is wrong about her its infuriating#pulled this out of tags because fuck it#in daud's DLCs even the stories that weren't about him were about him#but billie's stories are the scrapheap. they're the stuff they couldn't squeeze in elsewhere. cheap jokes and macguffins#i'm not even roasting the devs for this i think releasing dishonored in 2016 then DotO in 2017 was a feat (derogatory)#games should be made slowly and with love#and i know that everyones talked about this endlessly#but billie is my fav and it sucks that she got a game that only causes me to grieve for her as a character#not FOR her as a person#only the potential story that never was. that she never got.#you can have your strong black woman and not turn her into a trope. give her depth and range and heartache and agency. yes there was traged#but how did it SHAPE her?#dont get me started on her being designated caretaker of a former god and dying assassin. what the fuck#some of this i'd be more okay with if she was younger - i mean. the blank canvases? really?#this game could have been about wyman and there's not that much that would have changed in terms of the core story#“found out the asshole that killed your mother is still around. gonna go deal with that.”#emily who is stoned: “cool.bring me snacks on the way back”#wyman: “oh he's saying actually it was gods fault and that its possible to kill him. well i have literally nothing in my schedule”#billie's not surprised by anything anymore but maybe wyman would freak out over most of it. could have been a lot of fun#also you cant fuck up wymans characterisation. they barely exist.#local empress sends her enby girlboyfriend to kill god#pres writes increasingly deranged essays in the tags#death of the outsider spoilers#i have to complain about doto once every year or so or i die#but i'm not really gonna let arkane hide behind dev excuses when it comes to racism like. its not enough
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What this website really needs is a button that will allow me to filter all y/n content out of my feed so I don't ever have to see it because I absolutely can't stand it, my ass does not want to be in a relationship with my favorite characters my ass wants them to be dating each other
#also no salt at people who do like it it's just really not my personal perference#it just kinda icks me out#also y/n is just awkward to read I'm sorry but it is#(also if u see me posting I wish X was my bf/gf/nbf no u don't and it's a theoretical anyway)#I don't want to read fic about me and Character X#I want to read fics about Character X and Character Y and in some cases Character Z#ALSO IF THERE IS A BUTTON THAT DOES THAT ROAST ME GENTLY#and I don't mean the filtered tags thing bc you can still see the posts in ur feed u just can't look at them#I know it's a semantic difference but it would also be irritating to scroll through a character tag#and be seeing THIS POST CONTAINS FILTERED CONTENT in every two to three posts#anyway that's my little grumble for the evening#once again: no salt to people who like this stuff that's not what we're here for I'm glad it makes them happy#this is literally just my own personal feelings do not assign other motives to it bc I will throw worms at you#that just feels like a thing u have to say on the internet sometimes#martianbugsbunny opines
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I once went to one of their inbox to tell them to please stop tagging elucien if their posts is just about bashing elriel and they basically told me to f*ck off and they can "do what they want" or whatever. I swear, these are the same little sh*ts that would complain about Elriels tagging elucien.
It's the fact that it's always the same 5 people that have literally no hobbies but complain about Elriels. They're lurking in the gwynriel tag too. They're covering the sweet content we're looking for with their bullshit posts.
"Look what these Elriels say-" NO I DON'T WANNA LOOK CAUSE I DON'T CARE! WHY ARE YOU STALKING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE???
I don't want to see the hurtful stuff they say about Lucien and Elucien, nor do I care about their theories and Interpretation. I blocked the elriel tag and some elriels so that I won't have to see their posts. Heck, I'm avoiding acotar content on Tik tok and Twitter just so I won't see anything elriel and anti elucien related. If I wanted to see anti elriel content, I'd go to the anti elriel tag. It's that simple.
The thing is, I also tried to be more open to the Elriel ship. I'm very confident in Elucien, but should Elriel be endgame then I want to be okay with it. However, these little shits that constantly shove statements from toxic elriels to my face make it very difficult for me. It brings me back to "Elriels are so toxic" thoughts.
Sry for the long rant. It just angers me.
Babe, I once told people to stop taking the bait and they told me to get off my high horse so I feel you on that. Is it getting on a high horse to say that not everything on the internet is made in good faith and by answering obvious trolls...you give them the fight they want? Wow you sure showed them.
But at its core, LB said it best. It's not a bipartisan system and you actually can't tell anything about a person based on the ship they like. If some folks had any self awareness they'd realize they are literally no better than the people they claim to hate and for every one person hyping them up, 8 others feel discouraged and burned out from all the negativity. A fandom can't sustain itself on pure spite- you need people who passionately love the series enough to draw art, write fic, create headcanons etc etc, and to that end you have to let go of the utter boring obsession with what is and is not canon.
I took screenshots of that post, and one person said "the author wrote it that way for a reason???" and to that I'd say, she wrote enough to make elriel a very popular ship, too. Are we picking and choosing? Are we saying you're not allowed to ship something if it isn't canon? No more Neris, no Rhysta, no Casslain, no Azris? And who gets to decide what is and is not canon? Someone on that post was discussing what "true" eluciens are, which excludes me along with a vast swath of other people.
I didn't elect any of these people to decide what I was allowed to write about or commission art for- Like the cherry picking so people can be faux outraged and then take screenshots of one of the most popular artists in the fandom, with a VERY distinct style to create a victim narrative that allows them to feel good about bullying is just overdone and boring at this point.
Anyway, I'll always advocate for blocking people and creating spaces that feel good. And I'll continue saying that if you hate something that much, you should stop engaging with it. No one is ever going to change my mind about elucien, I'm confident in my choices and even if SJM doesn't go that direction, I'll still be writing elucien like idgaf. The constant looking each other up to talk shit reeks of insecurity and boredom. Couldn't be me.
#also ill put this in the tags but LUCIEN IS AN ASSHOLE#OH MY GOD HE SPENDS ALL OF BOOK ONE ROASTING FEYRE#YOU THINK HES NOT GONNA HAVE SHIT TO SAY TO ELAIN WHEN SHE PUSHES TOO MANY BUTTONS GIVE ME A BREAKooo#OooOOOoooOOooh lucien is a pure gentleman he'd never- HE WOULD OH MY GOD#yall want “sassy” lucien back until its time to admit that he can be a dick#what did he love about jesminda- SHE GAVE HIM SHIT BACK#anyway anon im sorry you got the same treatment- you can always stick with me if you want
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(kind of) remade an oldie from like a year or two ago. og under the cutt
found this in my files and remembered how proud i was and its like. WOW thats rough. we can do better than this... had to do my girl a little justice
#ocs#drawing#art#trans artist#what do you even put in tags#can one of those accurate armor guys come roast the fuck out of me thx#oc art#shes barely even my oc anymore but i think about her sometimes
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Inept 8 year old boy dragon tries to save floating island is such a concept
#momo just tell him!!! you've done this before!!! yeahhh#'this roof ain't big enough for the both of us'#luffy just telling momo to throw him something too akdhakaj this is back to how he was with koby but it worked so...#just grow some balls man!!! if he can spit something so can you!! BITE HIM!!! AHEKAHQK HE DID IT!!!! YEAHHH!!!!#he drew blood omg.... hell yes..... just be careful he doesn't bite back#luffy's exposure therapy is so effective. worlds greatest psychologist i have been saying this.#also nekomamushi and inuarashi better not die. i am also saying this.#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1050#me as baby chopper crying. actually and for real.#i don't have any points to prove for this but sanji and zoro look married in wano. idk man. i can just feel it.#i remember several episodes ago i was complaining about the missmatch of the colors on luffy.... i forgor why the band is purple.... qjwjaj#the music.... slay#i might be getting the luffy worms again i feel so insane..... what do you mean the sky parted.... omg neko and inu.... KICK THEIR ASSES!!!!#luffy fighting kaido and he still has time to boss momo and yamato around ajdbaks and roast him too lmao#momo thinking about kinemon and kiku....#PEROSPERO AND JACK FINALLY!!!!!!!!! carrot omg..... pedro avenged ✔️ now fucking orichi.... how many heads does he have left.....#why is luffy turning supersayian aldjaksn#episode 1051#just saw trafalgay written on a comment and idk if its on purpose or a misspelling but thags so funny akshaksjaka#yamato and momo father-son bonding time <3 teaching him how to be a dragon... so sweet#also the race of people that could set themselves on fire on mariejoa??? kinda random dropping it in there but alas... ✍️✍️#zoro didn't want franky to help but there he goes.... out of onigashima... a good franky fart would have prevented that...#petition to rename coup de burst to franky fart. like why is it even in french. he is A YANKEE.#episode 1052#boy dragon sounds like boy genius. who wants to join my band
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I literally don’t know how to talk about and process this without sounding like some sort of weird incel but maybe that’s what’s going on
#like#I just want a support system it’s not that deep#but I hate feeling all triggered and emo and whatever abt it as if I’m some sort of tragic martyr#I’m just another 20 something living in USA with no good social support services#like this is just what happens#like I’m processing to myself in the tags and it sounds like something some drag queen would roast you for#like hi you never got enough attention from your parents and it’s obvious#like girlllll??????#I need to chill#no I do need to let myself process these emotions like I know what the healthy mindset is for this but GODD#a nerve was hit apparently#like there’s no more looking for parental figures the older you get#the people you wanted to be your parental figures are now just like your age???#what the fuck do I do with that#volunteer at a nursing home I guess#how do people stop pitying themselves forever about this and just live their lives like what the fuck#how do u do that when u still feel like u don’t have a solid support system irl like I guess really no one was coming to save me from#my parents like I’m just stuck here with no idea of where else to go#I have been getting very good at keeping myself open to change and new beginnings and whatever#but holy FUCK can someone hurry up and like let me live at their place for free and be nice to me and I will also be nice to them and maybe#I will be able to make money in a way that is not traumatizing and then we pay off our house and are friends with everyone and can handle#whatever life throws at us#like what about that huh#like what the fuck#ok I think I got all the weird ranting and being stupid and processing out
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LMAOO
#tvc#tvl#my mind immediately going tplosh#’how can you tell me it is a figment of my imagination when you always tell me i have no imagination whatsoever!’#lestat de lioncourt#gabrielle de lioncourt#armand#lesmand#my lesmand tag is more for collecting any time lestat roasts armand than for any shipping reasons
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Put 5 of your favorite songs and tag people or your friends or people you look up to (or no tag)!
@deadpool-the-pan-menace
I like putting my own special little snowflake spin on things. Here's my favorite of mun's PeanutBub playlist with links that actually work for everyone. And no, I won't be using the ones you're all expecting. My music taste expands beyond just what Ryan Reynold's nostalgia plays on repeat. Enjoy!
BRAINWASHED. Waterparks
Make Up Sex. MGK and blackbear
Come Thru. Juno (feat midwxst)
Go To Hell. Letdown.
Your Love Is My Drug. Ke$ha
#you can roast my mun for not liking Spotify#they'll laugh at you in#you're a peasant without an iphone#Apple Music supremacy baby#poolverine#peanutbub#deadpool and wolverine#not gonna tag anyone else#but if you're following me and you want to play#this is me tagging you
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Now that i've listened to Coco Moon nonstop for like 3 weeks, i kinda feel like rambling. I cant keep my thoughts contained.
I like connecting songs to one another. I wanna point out something that stood out to me and i havent been able to get it off my mind since.
In Vitamin Sea, adam says "I ain't concerned if i sunburn, i'll catch all the rays i can". And then 1 song later the blonde girl in Learn How to Surf says "Kick up the sand cause your tan proves you lived through the burn". And, like, i know adam has a TON of ocean/water themed songs, and sunburns are obviously common in the beach. But i just can't help but think of Sunburn (the song). Cause, uh, duh.
It's actually super cool to think about, comparing the quotes side by side, plus adding Sunburn's very own chorus of "We both put our sunblock on / Played on the beach / And vowed that we'd live and we'd learn / But she got a tan and i got a sunburn". Especially since, to me, Sunburn has always been about a relationship that reached its end, and the persona adam sings through seems to have gotten the "bad end of the stick". He got sunburned, hurt, stuck to all those memories he can't let go, while the girl, tanned, with a heartstopper of smile, is able to move on.
And it's super interesting how easily it all ties together. She got a tan and I got a sunburn. I aint concerned if i sunburn. Cause your tan proves you lived through the burn.
Idk id probably have a more eloquent conclusion to this if i actually knew how to express my thoughts, but yeah. Its cool to me. It's like a character development, if you assume those three quotes are from the same persona. At some point the boy stopped being scared of getting sunburned, of putting himself out there. An experience is an experience, let it be good or bad, and sometimes the consequences won't matter that much. And he's willing to go through it. He's tanning, after all the sunburns. I think it's very fitting, also, considering how much more confident adam has been presenting himself in his songs lately.
#or im insane who knows#it makes sense to me#owl city#coco moon#my post#< i literally can never remember how i tag my posts 😭😭#ill be honest i dont like vitamin sea that much but i do like the implications it has in the owl city lore i made up in my head#i mean i do like it. but its not in my top 3 favorites is what i mean#and especially comparing it to other owl city's ocean/water themed songs..... vitamin sea is like the least interesting one#ill be honest i dont know why im roasting vitamin sea rn#its not the point. ITS ALL CONNECTED BABEYY#me: ive connected the dots#also me: you didnt connect shit
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#writer humor#writer woes#writer community#writing problems#fanfic writing#"i care more about them being together' my brother in christ have you considered reading the tags#it's right there#described as a slow burn#have you considered that if you want a faster burn#you can do what i did when i couldn't find the story i wanted to read#and write your own?#just a thought#but don't come here on my fic#that i have spent 1.5 years outlining and planning and masterminding every detail#telling me you don't care about how they get together#OR#hear me out#you could commission me to write you a faster burn#which i will gladly do in exchange of payment#but this fic is mine and i will slowly roast my blorbos over a fire like chickens until the meat is soft and tender
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Val ❤️ got 4/10 {I would tag the blog if I knew which val this is}
"Oh I'm sure you cheated and got Vox to help you in the end."
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