#like girlllll??????

[none-tadashi-left-hiro]

I literally don’t know how to talk about and process this without sounding like some sort of weird incel but maybe that’s what’s going on

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

Ghost who praises you absentmindedly. It's not even inherently sexual whenever he does it, far too used to congratulating other people in his earlier years.

A simple, "Good girl", whenever you complete your training. Or a, "Thats it, love", if your hands manage to tease out that knot in his back.

What he isn't used to is praises and complements though, man can dish it, man can't take it. A simple, "Good work, Lt!", is bringing said 6'3[192cm] killer of a man into a blushing man under that mask. A blush all the way from the edges of his eyes to the firsts of his collarbone. Only able to reply in a grunt lest he makes a fool of himself.

"Lookin alive today, si", and he won't admit that your voice makes him swoon. The confidence in it making his stomach flutter, he was sure he looked like shit but ah, what's wrong with fantazising? Not even having the mind nor heart to tell you to stop calling him that silly simple nickname.

Si?, si, si!, your voice rattles in his mind, intoxicating to the man who was currently ignoring you. Trying to get to the gym quickly without facing you.

[rogueolight]

“rose is sick and twisted in the head and MESSED UP and she would cheat on her wife because she’s a nihilist”

rose (teenage girl) when she thinks about the silly vampire girl she likes who has the same interests as her:

[tibby]

Prepare yourself for the unmasking.

SHAWNEE SMITH as AMANDA YOUNG in SAW X (2023)

[artsying-ifer]

The tragedy of Cordelia Chase: A comic puppet show in all acts

[literaphobe]

look. say whatever u want about thomas astruc. im not in the business of defending anything he’s ever done. BUT i wont lie. there is something very euphoric about seeing some crazy tweet about mlb going ‘wow what an idiot’ and then a day later seeing him reply to it w the french white middle aged man equivalent of ‘KYSSSS KYS RNEOWWWWW’

[exandrothinadresseveryday]

DAY 158: i waz trying to do something funny here but my mind was drifting and im not bothered to commit to rendering this. maybe ill come back to it later? anyways.

[toriagamez]

haven introduced herself to nico and ended up feeling pretty flirty around him.

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[cinnamon-toast-cronch]

I think it's really funny that with 15 we're establishing that the doctor is canonically pretty suave and flirty when it comes to men, but when they're in the proximity of any woman they have an ounce of attraction to, she fumbles the bag so ridiculously hard it makes you embarrassed to be a lesbian by association

[fendyr]

nothing can break us.

4/? acotar moodboards - emerie of illyria

for day 7 of @emerieweekofficial ♡

[sunshades]

good evening. today i offer you: ishmael and queequeg as The Fish Picture + a 1.76mhz queequeg and alriune cathy because i think about abnos a normal amount.

[meaningtotellyou]

rep tv release is going to be so annoying

[girly-in-the-clouds]

my friend keeps on missing our first period because she has to go to a doctor's appointment. like BITCH don't go to a doctor's appointment

(I don't know what to do without her)

[rainbluealoekitten]

nooooooo woman that i only just managed to stop dreaming about every few months who i used to want a mother-like relationship with after developing an intense parasocial relationship with your son due to extreme gender envy and romantic + platonic + familial love deficiencies, don't announce that you and i need to have a talk soon bc you want to convince me to go to the university your son was supposed to go to, the son who actually got me really interested in it in the first place, and that logically is actually the absolute perfect choice for me and that i can't find a single reason to not go to other than some weird feeling in my stomach, you're so sexy aha

[slightlyplant]

glam rock tohri? no……. no, he’d be too powerful

[mauveberries]

just remembered i saw someone on hpdmtwt say draco picking on harry "seemed like a sub provoking his dom,"..... the way i GAGGED 🤢 like... tell me you're fucking stupid without telling me you're fucking stupid. and people AGREEED with this bullshit take too.... hpdm people are a different breed. 💀💀