#you are SO right

[ghostsaberwolf]

Get peer reviewed

I'm up to the "I dunno maybe children working 13 hour shifts is bad, guys" part of Capital and it feels important to inform people that haven't read it yet that capitalists in the 19th century were not by any means wringing their hands and twirling their mustaches about employing children to squeeze out profits, they were hiring "experts" to write newspaper articles for them, explaining how "well, the socialists have these big demands about an 8-hour work day, and taking Saturdays off, but it's actually just so complicated, it's too complicated for most people to understand, we just NEED to hire children for night shifts because the stamina of their strong, youthful bodies is the only way we can survive as a business! It's science, you see. Economics doesn't work like that, just ask our economics professors at Oxford. You CAN'T turn a profit only working people 8 hours! Trust the experts, they know. It's just so complicated..."

That exact infuriating cadence that you read in New York Times articles, in the Atlantic Monthly, in the WaPo and all the other bourgeois rags where "everything is so complicated, and it's actually a lot more complicated than you think.." that has been around since the beginning. It is nothing new. So the next time you see some op-ed from Matt Yglesias or any of those other guys huffing their own farts about how "complicated" everything is, and how "unrealistic" a 30-hour work week is, remember that Marx was dealing with that exact class of "intellectuals" "explaining" how working 13 hours at age 10 was "vital" to the "moral fibre" of those poor kids.

[alexisrosemullens]

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Tim occasionally raising his voice at Bruce when he’s going too hard on a goon and telling him to stop in the same tone of voice that I tell my dog to drop whatever he has in his mouth

just like “Hey! No! Bad Batman! Put him down, you don’t know where he’s been! If you don’t stop you’re not gonna get a treat!” while spraying water at him

YES YES 1000 TIMES YES!

I also think that, like with the goons, Tim starts talking that way when B’s being stubborn, distant and a little bit rude about saying something like-

“Hey! No! We don’t talk like that! Apologize! Yes I know it wasn’t entirely your fault but you still got to say it! Repeat after me. ‘I’m sorry’. No not ‘it’s was for the case’. It’s ‘Sorry’! Do you want to patrol with nightwing tonight or no?!”

[proximacalamity]

You cannot keep this in the tags LMAO

jiktor

[eryanlainfa]

Consider. Sashannarcy f2

I AM ABSOLUTELY CONSIDERING YES

[Based on @mcnuggyy 's polyam trio art meme]

[blu-ish]

No but it’s so true like the amount of excitement I feel when I see anything Sonic related in the shops, makes me feel like I’m a kid again, despite the fact I live only casually played the games and that I got into it more this past year.

I want to buy so many things but unfortunately I have financial responsibilities lmao

The sonic fan experience be like:

[glitchedcosmos]

I don’t know if it’s the shoes Millie wore in the new episode but she looked really tall in the backstory and it’s nice Millie is getting some focus :)

Reputation is everything

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

Life series fanon for the players and Grian can go three routes

Grian loves setting up the games, his friends are forced to play

Grian is forced to set up the games, his friends are forced to play

Grian loves setting up the games, his friends love to play

But after realising this, I haven’t seen this yet:

Grian is forced to set up the games, his friends love to play

Is it the watchers forcing Grian? Did he make third life as a one off but his friends keep asking him to make another and while they get more unhinged he gets more and more worried? Is this wildly out of character? Yes. Do I want to see it? Yes.

In this essay I will-

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[revenantghost]

[thesilliestspy]

🫵🏽🏳️‍🌈 🤨

Non.

I am not a homosexual. Why do you all seem so insistent on zhat? I am not into any persons of zhe same gender as me. End. Of. Story.

[ivyinne]

Neil can only focus on so many things at a time, he doesn’t have the mental space to be traumatized when there is Andrew™ happening

The canon compliance in this take is staggering.

[real-total-drama-takes]

courtney should grab duncan by the mohawk and swing him around

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[localratwithcowboyhat]

vampire persona where

You are so right

[corrodedcoughin]

because i’m a stobin-platonic-lifepartners-and-lavender-marriage truther:

steve and robin marry for tax and safety reasons. they divorce because one of them was dating someone that wasn’t comfortable with their marriage. they marry again out of pettiness when the ex cheats. they divorce because robin got sick of the harrington name. they marry again for the buckley name when robin gets her phd in linguistics or sth and steve wants to live his trophy husband dreams. at this point they’re planning their divorce, re-enacting the drama, and then planning themed weddings with the wildest requirements. to those who don’t know them and their deal, it looks like the most deranged relationship ever. when really, it’s the most natural thing to them.

They are so dramatic please can they have over the top break ups at work parties where they throw drinks over each other but when somebody tries to intervene they both give them a death stare and walk off arm in arm.

Steve ‘throwing Robin out of the marital home’ while wear a gauze-y and fluffy floor length robe and a curler in the front of his hair. Robin standing on the front lawn in a pair of his boxers and the neighbours are watching EVERYTHING. the next week they are back to normal but their letter box has harrington crossed out crudely and Buckley written in sharpie

They take turns to get free desserts when they have a dramatic ‘im leaving’ throwing a fork down on the table when they are out at a fancy restaurant. Whoever is left at the table looking forlorn and lonely and heartbroken when the staff presents them with chocolate cake ‘on the house. The whole dinner is on the house. I’m sorry’ and Robin or steve have to pretend to be sad when they are actually shaking from laughter.

They even break up on holiday when they are abroad so they can get upgraded to first class tickets on the flight back because ‘this holiday saved our marriage’

[seraphdreams]

i need to get fucked by toji, i just want that full feeling, i want his cock pressing up against all the best spots, feel his hips flush against me, his balls hitting my ass when he thrusts. i wanna feel the way his tip catches on my hole when he almost pulls out, hear the slick wet sounds everytime he moves inside me, feel myself clenching down n just feeling so fucking full. i also wanna feel his cum on me. like pulling out n cumming on my belly, on my ass, jerking himself off n painting my inner thighs, cumming all over my cunt n smearing it over me, fucking it back into me, kneeling in front of him n jerking him off so he can cum on my tits. i just wanna feel it

dear god…… everything you said was so utterly perfect and true, i can’t add on, i can’t ruin the masterpiece that is this ask

[eating-shoes]

Modern(?) Edelgard