#yoink guy

[moonyackertarg]

my dream boyfriend is a guy like the yoink guy, iykyk

[sycamorality]

[redsray]

Red Robin Au where after Battle for the Cowl, Jason (instead of donning that ridiculous pill helmet) goes back to visit Talia and blow off some steam with the LOA; it's an effective way to do so at first, as long as he keeps Ra's at arms length and has all the Bats away from him. Except is that Timothy fucking Drake working with Ra's al Ghul.

So now Jason's like oh my god are you kidding me why is Tim here working with Ra's of all people??? Last he checked, Dick was Batman now and Tim was part of that gaggle of Robins in Gotham. Not here, in Nanda Parbat.

Tim, fresh from a splenectomy: Jason?!

Jason: What the fuck are you doing here?

Tim: ??? I could ask you the same question??

Jason: No the fuck you couldn't?? I trained with Talia and now I'm back here for a bit, and I'm not the one missing an organ right now?! Why aren't you back with Dickbat in Gotham??

Tim: Well. Let's say I'm not Robin anymore

Jason: ... Not... Robin?

Tim, scowling: Dick gave it to Damian.

Jason: Dick is Batman for like a month and already gave the traffic light leggings to a mini assassin? Nice.

Tim: Ugh

Jason: And... this was enough reason to run away and get impaled by assassins in Iraq? While working with Ra's al Ghul?

Tim: Well, not really. I need to find Bruce, and Ra's is the only one who will help me. Even if he's a freak of nature.

Jason: Bruce... are we talkin' about another Bruce or did I miss a memo? Bruce is dead, Timbo.

Tim: He's not. He's trapped in the timestream and trying to get back. And don't- don't tell me I'm going insane with grief or in denial. Laugh all you want, then leave. I don't need this shit again.

Jason: Trapped in time? Damn motherfucker can't even stay dead?

Tim: ... You believe me?

Jason: Sure. Not the craziest shit we've seen. I have a feeling you wouldn't go as far as Ra's if you were actually going off nothing. (mumbling) stealing my schtick. What a bastard.

Tim, blinking: Wow. That... just wow. That was easy. Dick thought I was losing it with grief and so has everyone else.

Jason, shrugging: B is definitely stubborn enough to get lost in time instead of dying and, frankly, I know what being off yer rocker looks like, and this ain't it. I climbed out of my grave, for god's sake, is time shit really off the table? Wouldn't hurt t'look if the old man's still kickin'.

Tim: Uh-

Jason: First stop: away from Ra's, preferably. Talia's not bad, but Ra's is a whole other can of worms. Get up or I drag you.

[spaciebabie]

auuuugh he has no fucking idea how much i love him

[smilysstuff]

Swamp AU more like everyone in ghillie suit

[demekii]

Crawling on my hands and knees,,,, I need to draw them again,,

[rox-of-iu]

ayo guys guess what time it is again :)) 💜💜

spoiler warning for cultivate ch 41-46

hehe finally scrambled brain enough to be able to catch up and cultivate makes me go 🥰🥰😌🤗😊😊

cultivate of course by @neonghostcat beloved

[tricoufamily]

can you guess which two i made have kids in cas. more importantly can you tell which brother's gonna murder the other

[citrine-elephant]

the krauser/leon parallels thing. with krauser being what leon could have turned into if he turned into... hehee... his own resident evil-

anyways, so what if leon got injured in a similar way that drove krauser towards bad boy hours (i believe...? his arm injury...?)

taking leon's entire arm. yoink.

[spearxwind]

Heya, idk if this is appropriate or anything or if you knew already but i felt kind of iffy about it.

The artist Cainternn on here has a OC that looks very similar to your Adri and i just wanted to bring it to your attention, apologies if this is overbearing or anything

Not overbearing at all, dw. And yeah I am well aware of them, unfortunately.

They shamelessly ripped off one of my older versions of adri a few years ago and just recolored him. I tried talking it out initially and they vehemently denied any copying (shocker).

Anyway heres my refs from back then vvv

vneck shirt, black bracelets, black claws, fluffy tail... etc. you get it.

Recently had the misfortune of seeing another of their arts (screenshotted above) and not only are they still at it but they are also either tracing my art or very meticulously studying how I draw his hair specifically lmfao cause they use the exact shapes I do.

the green one i had to rotate the lines up top a lil but they still match like, stupidly well. Its probably a mishmash of my drawings they referenced?? Idk. But they are very much still My Shapes.

I only recognized these two at a glance but I bet if I wanted to I could find more, but I dont want to bother with this person more and just doing this gives me psychic damage.

Anyway id just block them and move on. Clearly they are still the same.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Since Starscream is a very pretty bot much like Ratchet do any men try and pull a white knight “She’s to good for you bucket head! And deserves a better man. Like me!” And try flirting with Starscream.

And I ain’t ever see a Starscream yet that the lesbians or some part of the community don’t adopt him. Saying this some Starscream can have an army of lesbians and queer people be like.

“Despite her situation bby girl is serving cunt everyday on the dot. AND DO YOU SEE THEM HEELS 👠 QUEEN SHIT 👑”

Unlike Ratchet who is fairly tame, Starscream probably can't hold himself back from killing someone who tries flirting with him like that, 'not only is a fleshling flirting with me, it's also patronizing? That's it, it's turning into mush' after the first guy died people's opinions were mixed for a bit and no one tried after but then a bunch of other controversies would bury the murder

I don't really know how the queer community would feel about an irl starscream, maybe a part would be less assuming about alien couples?

"hmm, shitty person but seems to be able to do wherever she wants until she gets into controversy and instead of accepting any help or accountability she goes to her shitty boyfriend"

"Wait a second they're a completely different species why are we assuming they have the same gender roles? What if it's bird logic where the males are colorful and smaller and the females are dull colored and bigger to sit on the nest? Bucket can't fly, it would make sense for the female to be stronger to protect the nest while the males fly off and get food, also Bucket doesn't cause as much trouble to the town compared to Heels"

"Wait a second you might be right, what if Heels is just annoying Bucket and she's trying to reject his advances? Bucket from day one has never made it seem like they were dating, only Heels, so this makes alot of sense"

[royalarchivist]

Maxo: I haven't received an answer. Is there no one else on the island? Is it only us and The Federation?

How are we going to find answers about this mysterious island? This island, with a challenging but beautiful landscape, has pushed us to find out what hides in its depths.

With each sunrise our hopes to find life signs beyond our little community vanish... leaving a void in our souls. This is the story of people obligated to stay on an island looking for answers and a path or the truth... in the midst of an enigma that seems endless.

As days pass by, our courage and determination are being tested by the challenges of the island revealing secrets that threaten our view of reality.

The members of the Federation, an enigmatic and almighty organization, seem to be the only ones who possess any information about this place.

But their intentions and loyalty-

[Subscriber TTS plays]

Silence!

But their intentions and loyalty are questionable. Will they guide us to the truth? Or will they guide us further into the abyss of the unknown?

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

Holy shit Ajax is so close to figuring it out!! Zhongli is lucky that he grabbed the guy who knew he wasn’t human with the radio but at the same time. Dude. Least subtle string of events ever

ajax is indeed close to getting it, but i'm not sure this situation in particular was like- unsubtle? ajax only clocked it in as weird bc 1) he knows he's not human 2) he's realized zhongli just does not know the names of some things and 3) he's realized there's a good chance zhongli has never interacted with most technology and is just (somehow) apparently winging it but like, from a non-ajax pov, nothing about this sequence would've been necesarily weird. zhongli never stated he doesn't know what a walkietalkie is, ajax just (correctly) assumed that bit. he said "i've never used one of these before"; that's not a weird thing to say. you have an oldschool radio and you can't figure it out so you pass it over and say hey yeah never used one of these before. that's not weird. people don't assume you don't know what a radio is from that, this is just ajax' brain firing at all these things bc he already knows zhongli isn't human and not knowing how to use a military-grade walkitalkie- unless i'm missing something, that's not- weird. is it? is it weird to not know how to use a military grade handheld radio? yeah this version of teyvat probably had an equivalent to our motorolas before they got smartphones and yeah czl is in that age range but like still. if someone told me they don't know how to use an, again, military grade walkietalkie, i wouldn't be werided out by it. i can handle a motorola but i've never held a cop's walkietalkie so idk

maybe i'm wrong on that last bit tho who knows

[iliketrainmen]

@draw-the-squad-like-this That's gonna cost ya 300 pokedollars

(Pro tip: click on image for waaay higher quality because I just know Tumblr is going to eat ALL of the pixels when I post this)

Roark cannot get his revenge on Volkner due to being unable to swim.

[energeticpoltergeist]

Part 1: Mad King's War

Prologue: Diverged History(pages 1-4)

[theofficialuriel]

when “I’ll sneeze on you” is an actual threat bc you got your spleen yoinked