#QSMP Federation

[xxcapybaragamingepic1337xx]

what if the federation just really sucked at it's job

[trick-trash]

I will miss them :<

[khujo-n]

haha funny stardew valley farming day. No heart wrenching rp happening here. Fucking, mr. No-lore-pls destroying us with with how good he is at rp. God damn yesterday was so good

[stardustcentral95]

[winter-mornings]

The Fed Workers

[miroimirage]

IT HAPPENED!!!! Fred asked Tubbo out!! I love how Tubbo keeps rereading the letter

[pppuri]

peek-a-boo (commission for a lovely person on twitter!)

[murky-tannin]

Tubbo's questions to Cucurucho

Why was I frozen?

Classified.

Who can override that classification?

Classified

When was the wall built? Who built it?

Classified

Who built the election building?

The Federation

Who constructs buildings for the Federation?

The Federation

How many workers are in the federation?

Classified

Who runs the feds??

Classified

Is your fav word classified?

Hahaha yes

Anything I should know about island?

No. I hope you enjoy the island

do the eggs ever hatch?

Maybe

You dont know?

hahaha

Where do the eggs go when they die?

hahaha

Can the eggs get their lives back?

Classified.

(after some pushing)

No

Has there ever been a case of an egg getting a life back?

Yes. (went on to specify Juanaflippa)

Are there more eggs then the ones we know?

Hahaha. Classified

Why was the wall built? What was the point?

hahaha

Are we on good, bad or neutral terms?

Yes. I want all island residents to enjoy the island

Are there any residents who are not enjoying the island?

The island is perfect

Have you ever seen stranger things?

No

Do you think the island is perfect for you?

The island is perfect for me

Are you in charge of the island? Do you run this place?

The federation runs the island

Who runs the federation is classified right?

Yes

Do you have autonomy? Or do you just do what the Federation says?

Hahaha (refused to answer when Tubbo pushed before changing topics to Tubbo's illegal act)

So do you have free will? If you wanted to could you build a dirt penis?

Maybe

How do you maybe have free will? Is someone controlling you sometimes?

Maybe

so someone controls you sometimes?

No

You're always controlled then?

No

You're never controlled, you do what you want?

I am from the federation island census bureau. I'm an employee of the federation.

Is there more then 1 island?

Classified

How many questions are you going to ask :)

How many will you let me ask?

Cucurucho leaves after Tubbo asks this

[starryybugs]

it's like 7 am but take this

[unit-ssn0va]

Apá donde estamos?

“Too much emotion, but useful… the federation likes useful assets”

[peachyubey]

blue bird

[supine-ly]

Two fed agents idk

[kadextra]

We got the names of more Federation departments to add to the list!! 🎉 here’s all of the ones we know now:

Census Bureau

Design Bureau

Genetics Department

Department of Convivial Condition Observation

Department of Subsistence Monitoring

Department of Permanence Surveillance

Department of System Analysis

now I’m gonna try and break down the new egg ones

“convivial condition” basically means “happiness condition.” remember how with the original eggs at the beginning it was meant to be a test for the parents, where the happiest egg by the end would win them a prize? its changed since then, but the federation has continued to observe the eggs’ happiness levels (like with the cookies) and also use them to observe the happiness of the islanders/keep them in check

“subsistence” means to survive by one’s own support. considering how pomme and tallulah were just left in the wall alone for who knows how long struggling to survive, this makes sense. probably to see how an egg left in a condition like that would develop- this does imply the hope egg, who was also left alone to survive, is the deceased member of that group. and yes these eggs are also probably used to take note of islander ability too

“permanence” is the state of being stable and long-lasting. em sunny and pepito were stuck on hellish purgatory island and lived. their conditions are being monitored as a result, and they are currently being used to “stabilize” all the traumatized parents (especially the ones who had lost an egg before)

system analysis is pretty self-explanatory. analyzing the system of the experiment/island processes, for further development. it’s different from observation, monitoring, and surveillance. though I’m not sure what that means for richas and the unknown egg or why they’re glitching, it’s worrying

[vexiimoon]

i love all the workers so much

[chamoemileclown]

The federation’s best workers watching their boss fall off a bridge:

[sweetmoons]

This minimum wage worker about to single handedly save every island member