#the mythology of sirens are cool but these guys named bumblebee little yellow because he was little and yellow

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Since Starscream is a very pretty bot much like Ratchet do any men try and pull a white knight “She’s to good for you bucket head! And deserves a better man. Like me!” And try flirting with Starscream.

And I ain’t ever see a Starscream yet that the lesbians or some part of the community don’t adopt him. Saying this some Starscream can have an army of lesbians and queer people be like.

“Despite her situation bby girl is serving cunt everyday on the dot. AND DO YOU SEE THEM HEELS 👠 QUEEN SHIT 👑”

Unlike Ratchet who is fairly tame, Starscream probably can't hold himself back from killing someone who tries flirting with him like that, 'not only is a fleshling flirting with me, it's also patronizing? That's it, it's turning into mush' after the first guy died people's opinions were mixed for a bit and no one tried after but then a bunch of other controversies would bury the murder

I don't really know how the queer community would feel about an irl starscream, maybe a part would be less assuming about alien couples?

"hmm, shitty person but seems to be able to do wherever she wants until she gets into controversy and instead of accepting any help or accountability she goes to her shitty boyfriend"

"Wait a second they're a completely different species why are we assuming they have the same gender roles? What if it's bird logic where the males are colorful and smaller and the females are dull colored and bigger to sit on the nest? Bucket can't fly, it would make sense for the female to be stronger to protect the nest while the males fly off and get food, also Bucket doesn't cause as much trouble to the town compared to Heels"

"Wait a second you might be right, what if Heels is just annoying Bucket and she's trying to reject his advances? Bucket from day one has never made it seem like they were dating, only Heels, so this makes alot of sense"