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dialux · 11 months ago
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Honestly I think one of my favorite genres to write/watch is when a person wants to step into a new world (new being defined as anything different from the old, not necessarily better but certainly different) but then a tragedy occurs and they fall back on that old scaffolding because, when left with nothing else, they have at least that- and how it is, arguably, a worse tragedy, to take that step backwards in the first place.
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lieutenant-sarcastic · 12 days ago
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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
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softbutchvodkasoup · 11 months ago
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The answer in this metaphor is to get experience cooking and learn what the ingredients are.
Source: imm autistic. Implying we can't learn or figure things out IS abelism.
If you want some idea of how much autistic people struggle to understand allistic people when they don’t say exactly what they mean, take a cooking recipe and replace all units of measure with “enough but not too much”. For example:
enough but not too much white sugar
enough but not too much butter
enough but not too many eggs
enough but not too much vanilla extract
enough but not too much flour
enough but not too much baking powder
enough but not too much milk
preheat oven to hot enough but not too hot
bake for long enough but not too long
Even someone who’s experienced with cooking would probably struggle to follow that recipe. Now imagine if they had no experience cooking and had no idea what these ingredients are.
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mallalada · 28 days ago
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the voice of the devil
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fl3a-bag · 2 months ago
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It’s their greatest invention as of yet
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bloodbending · 18 days ago
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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planefood · 3 months ago
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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jellogram · 29 days ago
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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.
So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"
And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."
"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"
"Of course!"
Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.
Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!
And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.
And turns it on.
Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously
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yesornopolls · 1 month ago
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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noodles-and-tea · 5 months ago
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Last one from the archives
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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.
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dashcon-two · 6 months ago
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Prepare yourself.
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noodles-07 · 2 months ago
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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
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grand-theft-carbohydrates · 7 months ago
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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
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some-pers0n · 1 year ago
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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