#yes theyre both named john

[mezmer]

[princessbrunette]

I feel like if one of the twins is having a tantrum and jj is like so overwhelmed, would he call reader to calm them down or would he not? - 🤙🏼

before i dive into this i want to say i decided on the twins names. going off my own headcanon (i don’t wanna hear it) that jj stands for jesse james, im gonna say the twins have names taking inspiration from other figures too. jj’s little brother is called billy, named after another cowboy billy the kid (much like jesse james.) jj usually calls him bill for short, depending on his mood. jj’s little sister is called liv, or olivia — based on olivia newton john. her mother loved grease when it came out so it felt right. jj often nicknames her olive ‘cos it makes her laugh.

˖⁺‧₊🐭𝜗𝜚

but yes, sometimes it does just get too much for jj. as soon as you pick up the phone, you hear the wailing of two children in the distance— and before you even greet your boyfriend he’s rambling down the phone at you.

“hey, hi — you picked up, okay so— y’know i really hate to ask this of you i mean really, you’re not a babysitter by any means n’i don’t want you to think i just keep you around for — whatever, the issue is— i’m goin’ insane. both of these kids are screamin’ and i’ve tried everything man i just can’t do it—”

“jj, slow down. do you want me to come over?”

“please? i mean i’m not one to beg but i will literally get on my knees right now dude i can’t do it.”

“okay! i’m coming, just hold tight okay?”

they were both in hysterics when you arrived. there were toys all over the floor, a pair of pants, some food too. you step through the mess and find them, rolling about — screaming the house down whilst jj tries to intervene.

it turns out, billy was the first to get upset— and billy being upset and loud made liv get all overstimulated which caused a whole kerfuffle. you separated them, taking a child each and calmed them before putting them down to have an afternoon nap— knowing jj would need the peace and quiet for a little. once you’ve entered their shared bedroom and checked on them, you tip toe out to find jj sat on the couch amongst the mess with his head in his hands.

“theyre out cold, exhausted themselves i think.” you smile softly, easing yourself down next to jj. he jolts, like he didn’t know you were there and sits up suddenly, trying to be subtle about the way he wipes his eyes and sniffs, huffing out a bashful laugh.

“yeah.” he chuckles, cheeks splotchy and pink. you exhale out your nose, resting your cheek on his shoulder as you rub his back. “sorry it’s just, ah— one of those days or whatever. m’not cut out for this, man.”

“s’okay, jayj. it’s hard raising two kids that aren’t even yours. i think you’re doing good.” you muse and he shakes himself off, not wanting to get too vulnerable as he stands up— surveying the mess.

“yeah, it’s whatever. i should probably clean up around here, looks like a bomb went off at the lego store.” he sniffs, averting his eyes as he twists his body to look around. you stand, moving infront of him and placing both hands on his chest.

“or… i clean up, and you also take a nap.” you grin, tilting your head sweetly in a way you knew would help convince him.

“tempting, buuuuut i can’t let you do that, young lady. this is my very humble abode n’i gotta take care of it. so if i could just—” he goes to move you aside but you dodge him, standing your ground with a grin.

“well, you’re my boyfriend and i gotta take care of you. so now what?” you challenge and he huffs out a chuckle, shaking his head as he whips his hat off his head— slightly vulnerable still.

“i’ll have you know, i’m meant to be taking care of you, girlie.” he pokes your waist and you giggle, trying to force him back on the couch.

“you’re difficult.”

“rude, you’re sexy.”

you bust into quiet laughter, careful not to wake the kids as you finally manage to wrestle him back down on the couch, straddling his lap to make sure he stays down. “hm, i like where this is going.” he wiggles his eyebrows.

“its nap time. go to sleep.” you cover his eyes with your hands and he smirks, his lashes tickling your palms.

“effective method babe.”

˖⁺‧₊🐭𝜗𝜚

[jksnrabbit]

Hi, I have several questions about Johnny B Close/Jonathan Foster, don’t feel like you have to respond any of to them.

What type of person did Johnny become post trial? Like Nick became Narcolas because of how much he looked up to his father, in both timelines so how did being raised by Jodie affect him?

When Jodie became a demon did Johnathan embrace it like Nicky did and also did he get his memories back like Nicky did?

What was Johnny doing during the Watermice saga into the battle of the bands? and did he go into that fighting ring in the bull e. wugs with Nick?

and lastly thank you for making this guy I also refuse to believe all the doodlers (other than lark and sparrow) are only children.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE QUESTIONS I LOVE YOU ANON

sorry if the responses are too long i <3 rambling about johnny

ALSO YEAH . NO WAY BETWEEN 4 DADS THEY EACH ONLY HAVE ONE KID (again, minus the oaks, but theyre twins thats like the same kid twice). and like i know that henry was originally going to have a daughter, but theyre cowards for not going thru with it

everything answered under the cut :]

1) post trial, johnny becomes johnathan d. foster [the d for dee, jodie's mom]. instead of johnny's black denim jacket, he's got a brown corduroy one, plus a polo shirt, no hoodie. and timbs instead of combat boots lmao

in the original timeline, johnny loses morgan and has since then become very protective over nick and overall very anxious. since johnathan still has morgan, he's much more lax and honestly, a bit more distant towards nicholas, like in the sense of an older sibling not wanting to hang out with a younger sibling. [as a youngest sibling i 100% get nicholas getting way too attatched to a parent as a result]

in relation to jodie, he's pretty much just a cop's son. which is to say, a stick in the mud, but not to the degree of tattletailing 'um actually 🤓' that nicholas is.

he's less of a bassist and more of a pianist in this timeline, and has the free time that johnny doesnt to take up hobbies like photography or pottery [if johnny had the time and resources i think he'd love photography]

i have a scene in my head about when glenn is threatening jodie during the meth bay prison riots, that part where he pins him to a wall; johnathan would be the kind of guy to tackle glenn from behind to get him off his dad then IMMEDIATELY cry for help upon realizing he cant fight a 50 yr old prisoner

2) yes, he also got his memories of being johnny back when he becomes a demon. nicky embraces being a demon much quicker than he does, but he gets there eventually.

im still debating on this in my own mind, but the scene where nicky stops jodie and glenn from fighting; john would be right there beside him, but i think they would split ways. nicky goes to hell with jodie, but i think the part of johnny that resides in john still hurts for glenn, and recognizes the pattern of destruction he would inevitably fall into, so he'd stay with glenn. of course, he has no idea how to interact with him as johnathan hated him, but he tries.

i think he would be numb when glenn dies. too many emotions, too similar to when morgan died, yet he doesnt see him as his own father, yet he does- its too much for him so he just mentally clocks out for a hot minute i think

he'd also have a very strained relationship with nick jr. how do you cope with your ex dad having a rat named after your brother.

3) ok funnily enough, i think johnny was the opening act before the red brands and the watermice battle, but not as a band. i think he was thrown up there to stall for time as henry, ron, and darryl seduced the rival band, and he ended up doing bad stand-up. think john mulaney's salt and pepper diner story, but from someone with no experience in public speaking. he basically just retells a story of him and nick goofin around. he recieves very stilted applause.

at bull e. wugs, glenn definitely pitches the idea of putting him in the ring as he has an 8 yr advantage on them, but he fervently denies as he doesnt want to fight a kid. that is to say, he is a Close Boy at heart, so instead he goes around the restaurant, swaying the people's bets, ensuring the maximum amount of winnings for him, glenn, and nick in the end

of course this is all to say - i'm not the best at character writing and cant write fanfic for shit, but i do love johnny, so anyone feel free to ask me more about him [+ my other dndads ocs that i need to draw😭😭]

[strawberrymilkcart]

Rdr2 more modern au shit...

possible jobs ??

Dutch - Philosophy Professor

Hosea - Communications Consultant (?

Arthur - Printmaker

John - Unemployed but searching for jobs

Tilly - University student; majoring in Paralegal studies. Works @ retail clothing store

Marybeth - University student; majoring in English. Minor in Creative Writing. Works @ retail clothing store

Karen - University student; Undecided major.Works @ retail clothing store...

yes the three girls are all coworkers lol.

Molly - University student; majoring in Business. Only attending because all of her family members went to the same school as her.

Sean - University student; majoring in Communications.

Lenny - University student; majoring in Philosophy, planning to attend law school.

Abigail - two part time jobs. One, Busgirl and the other is a custodial assistant. She cant get a full time job because she needs to take care of Jack, and John isnt helping either.

Pearson - cook @ University.

Trelawny - Magician for children's shows.

Strauss - Loan Processor.

Grimshaw - Manager @ Retail Clothing Store thats in the mall

Grimshaw is the girls' manager which makes them all hate her more.

Bill - Construction worker

Uncle - lmfao u think he'd have a job?

Charles - Carpenter ??

Kieran - University student, majoring in Equine Science. House sitter and landscaper for Colm. Also works in the aquarium department of a pet store.

Javier - Works at a Guitar store

micah, cleet and whatever the hell is his name can kiss my ass

~~

As stated before, Dutch and Hosea raised Tilly, John and Arthur...meaning they bought a house and lived together. (not in a gay couple way. in a friend way /hj)

They still live together despite the kids being grown up. Tilly and John live with them. But Arthur lives on his own.

Dutch and Colm are neighbors. And are rivals in this AU. They often make snarky comments about one another and give glares.

Arthur enjoys being friends with Charles Châtenay, Albert Manson and Algerson Wasp...even though theyre a little erratic. He feels comfortable being around creative people like him c:

Tilly has a crush on Javier. The other girls tease her about it. Arthur knows about it too and will bring it up if he wants to antagonize her (canon btw)

Marybeth and Kieran both have feelings for each other. Tilly and Karen both gag whenever she talks about Kieran. They dont like him because Kieran is associated with Colm.

Lenny has a crush on Jenny :) (i dont want her to die in this au :(...so why not make her live? I dont have much information on her tho.

Arthur's son Isaac is very much alive. (yippee!) so is his mother, Eliza. The two live in a different state but they're doing well, Arthur visits them once a month and always comes for holidays and Isaac's birthday.

Sadie and Jake live happily together too c: Sadie works at a shooting range. Arthur and John visit the range often to blow off some steam or just to bond together with Sadie.

Arthur dislikes how John acts with Abigail and Jack, he tries his best to talk to him about stepping up to be a father but John is a little hard-headed...

FUCK IT EVERYONE IS HAPPY IN THIS ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE

[sommerregenjuniluft]

ok i'm back!! lune. lune oh my god your JP vision is everything to me, i can see him so clearly and i LOVE the fleamont/treasure/estate situation

i have additional questions: does he also have a fun name for the estate the way john b calls his house the chateau? who's who in the friend group bc me personally i can absolutely see sirius as jj and remus as pope and lily could be kinda like kiera (mainly in that like,, fiery and independent vibe she has) and i feel like for peter you'd have to kinda play around with some characters but i can totally see them as the pogues.....

and then regulus as sarah.... yeah..... please elaborate on the fucked up mentor/mentee relationship with riddle also please and thank you

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllll<3333 that makes me so happy to hear T^T

hhmmmm i havent thought about it, maybe we can come up with something! i love having little easter eggs that relate to something in canon. idk if hogwarts would be too on the nose HAHSAHA but i mean. it is an old, big house that kinda looks like a castle...... sjfds idk i'd love to brainstorm with u. and yes mil you read my mind. that's what i thought too regarding the friendship roles/gang composition. though i think it's fun to mix the backgrounds/family situations/relations to the treasure around a bit. i'd want lily to be the book smart one, the one with the scholarship opportunity and also i think i'd want her to be the one related to denmark tanny (or whatever the name will be in the au). but i want her to have had the kook year that kiara had, lily alone in the nest of the snakes. and possible give her something close to jj's family situation. or like, an apathetic parent perhaps. remus can have the poor but loving family that pope has, with lyall and hope<3 i dunno what else he has going on besides that for now, possible something disability wise? terminal illness.....the gears r turning. sirius is a mix and match again. in this au both sirius and regulus are orphans, lets say their parents died when they were pretty small, then it was their grandparents and at last alphard but it didnt take long then for regulus to get swooped up by tom (i'll get to that in a minute.) so sirius is living with alphard and he kind of has the relationship with him that kie has with her parents, sorta abusing his position in a relatively wealthy home and using up all of his resources for his family, his friends (here his inner jj swings with as well, he's so boundlessly loyal). now coming to reg. riddle is a big shot kook obviously, filthy rich but from rags to riches type beat like ward. and his thing is that every like 5 to 10 years he adopts kids and like sponsors them sort of? like a sick twisted version of carlyall from twilight. i'd imagine maybe he started out with an ophaned niece and nephew or maybe or distant cousins and then just. kept going because he craved the company and liked playing the role. sometimes it's more but mostly he adopts two at a time, a boy and a girl. cue, barty and regulus as rafe and sarah versions. now what i'm about to say next is a bit fucked up so feel free to dip jdhgks. when they're 14/15 barty and and reg have this weird little pseudo incest thing going on where they're dating sort of. or not directly in a romantic and sexual sense but it's wildly different from regular platonic and familial. and it's all a bit bananas since they have the same father figure yknow. so they live with riddle, they have dorms at his estate. but evan is also sort of in the picture. (kind of filling the spot where the topper character leaves a whole). and evan is,, idk probably in love with both of them. which is, again, twisted and weird and bananas. since theyre. adoptive siblings on paper. skjgjsd anywho! i'm still not sure what to do about wheaze and rose. i considered bellatrix and delphini (that affair child bella had with tom) but i could never make her barty's adoptive mom. she'd just encourage his psycho ass and then the plot would crumble in over my head. at this point i also wanna take whoever is reading this by the cheeks, look u deep in the eyes and remind you of the little rafe x kie (bartylily) crumbs we'd get when exploring the s3 plotline :3 oh! oh!! also dorcas as cleo. hot sexy badass, french/jamaican accent having goddess of a young women that lily pathetically immediately falls for. it's just a big ol' OH moment where lily is like. yo i'm into girls?!?!!!!! i've pondered for a long minute what to do with the pope x kie romance plotline and i think i'd wanna make it a mutual comphet thing. remus is pissed at sirius for rejecting him after they have an almost kiss after dancing around each other for so long and then lily is there so he takes the out.

((lmao tumblr told me i need a paragraph here, i really been yapping too much already))

and sirius can't say shit because he's the one that bailed on remus, so remus lets him suffer (and also punishes himself for advancing on him in the first place). and for lily it's just that it takes her a minute to understand that the reason she can't choose between her boys is not that she's an indecisive slut but that she really does love her boys all the same amount, just not in a romantic way. cue dorcas strutting in with her knife wielding skill and her criminally sexy little belly button piercing and her braids and. yeah,,,,.

i'm also thinking latino james possibly, lily being mixed ghanaian (1) (2) (3), cambodian black siblings, and remus can be the token causasian lmao. barty as well and evan will always be some kind of blasian to me.

okay before i come to an end i wanna talk about trans fem reg for a second though. i've been browsing the net and reading about mtf transitioning a bit to portay regulus accurately and give a good enough representation. in my mind regulus, in this au, noticed that she's different pretty early on. and what with having sirius and it being a very modern, 21 century au, her transition began rather early. medically it's typically recommended to start with testo-blockers around 15 and added estrogen at 16. and that's exactly what regulus does. like always, when taking hormones there's gonna be some side effects, unfortunately. thrombosis risk increases, your libido decreases and you're probably gonna be tired and exhausted a lot and also more emotional and sensitive, have a shorter fuse. regulus does a lot of biking and swimming in her free time against the thrombosis, preferably in their long pool at the riddle estate but when she's feeling good enough about her body she does like to take out the boat with barty and evan and beat them in a swimming race. she's nap queen, she's sleeping everywhere, all the time and when her and james start getting together he calls her sleepyhead all the time and in the most affectionate tone and it sorta just keeps being the main pet name he has for her. also the low libido/possible body dismorphia go very hand in hand with the sarah arc where she's unsure about having sex for the first time. all in all regulus is pretty snappy and thin skinned, emotinal. but it makes her passionate and compassionate especially, which james loves and adores. all of it. yknow how in s2 sarah and john b stay at that hotel and jb steals the phone. i want james to overhear a pair of older-ish women complain about menopause and their pills and then break into their room when they're away for dinner and steal regulus some estrogen pills. it's probably not the right dosage and reg can't take them but!!!!!!!!!!!! it's the thought that counts and to regulus that counts A LOT.

[mashiee]

JOHN HEADCANONS !!!!! YES I AM DOING THEM AGAIN WAKE UP UNOBLR

*for hcs that are very important to me

full name is john astrid doe*

gay as actual all fucking fuck*

SIMP. gay Disaster*

afab transmasc !!!! he and blyke were roomed together bc theyre both trans !!!!!!!! i know so uru told me herself its canon !!!*

he/him pronouns !!*

ya ik hes 5'11 canonly but we need some variety in heights so... 5'10 (blyke is now 5'8 bc i said so)*

has a half older sister named harpington (an oc of mine 😊) who bullies him religiously jkjk she loves him shed kill for him*

high pain tolerance

very irritable

his attraction wheel is absolutely all over the place*

ADHD, depression, and PTSD. you know the drill*

tends to take things too personally even when he tries not to

favorite color is purple. no this does not have anything to do with sera /srs

very bad with understanding social queues

very bad at understanding what he wants or what kind of person he is*

has a therapist named vivian (absolute godsend of a person, also an oc) who he would later found out was literally. his sisters Wife 🧍*

is not. allowed to drive

has Okay cooking skill. enough to survive and it not taste Terrible

does Not Like bugs

gay disaster. so so fucking Gay*

physically, remi could kick his ass. and shes more buff than him. which kind of isnt rlly abt john but it includes him so idc idc*

has anemia. very forgetful (mostly due to ADHD) and often forgets to take his iron pills 😐*

actual shit hearing

PALE AS ALL FUCK. THIS BITCH GOES OUTSIDE INTO THE SUN W SPF 70 ON AND IMMEDIATELY SETS ON FIRE. VAMPIRE TIER, WHITE ENOUGH THAT HE REFLECTS THE FUCKING SUN

naturally white hair !!!!!! he dyes it black tho*

hes also who dyed sera's hair !!*

will wear whatever clothing. it's whatever. its clothes. likes long skirts a lot. and sweatshirts*

he has fangs !!!! lil teeny sharp fangies. like theyre small but theyre still there nonetheless. more sharp than anything. theyre the kind that puncture better than they tear (think dog teeth when they're puppies)

wet cat

allergic to strawberries 🍓

has to study more than others to make decent grades

has a mole on [his] right cheek (fun fact this came from me miss-seeing what was meant to be a dust particle as a mole)*

his eyes glow in the dark so if u see him at night hes scary as shit. cryptid tier

his pupils sometimes dilate into slits like a cat. this also means that they sometimes widen into giant circles when looking at things he likes, like pizza

kind of knows a bit abt makeup and enjoys doing it

bags under eyes due to reoccurring nightmares and insomnia both from said nightmares and also adhd*

has a tongue piercing. theyre so funky

extremely bad at regulating his anxiety and often doesnt know what to do when he has anxiety or panic attacks

did i mention gay disaster*

reads a lot of webtoons and manwhas

[spacedhead]

homestuck reread #10: BEGINNING OF ACT 6

the first thing im doing is watching [s] act 6. i like this song a lot! it is called homestuck anthem. this is a cool intro sequence

heh.....heh

i feel this way . about MY media. not all these random movies

you have liked EVERY MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN??? JEEEEEEZ. yeah i am one of those people giving him a hard time.... you need to be studied

hes so meeeee i need to meet him already

both of them talk in such a way that i just do not like very much. its like theyre 60 years old or something

.....but i did it anyway. LOLLLLL

poor auto responder :(

me with everyone i know

i do like this panel though. he looks nice here

i forgot he has lususes on his island for some reason. lusi? whatever the plural of that is. also in this previous conversation he just had with roxy he was completely aware of janes romantic feelings for him. this will be important later

holy shit its lil sebastian from parks and rec from homestuck

i mean huggy bear. i guess?

this is a cool panel

ok reference secured. lil sebastian has been born. i guess i just knew his name because of my prophetic dreams.

i love his little sword. he is JUST like me

so many boondollars. life players are SOOOOOOOOOO rich. she hasnt even played the game yet!!! how is this even possible

wait i really like this panel too. i think i like when the characters are in big full environments. if that makes any sense. plus i love these little bulls. they remind me of.... a different page.... of the story!

oh shit

YEAHHHH!!! I LOVE JOHN AND JADE HI GUYS

look at my children

:O

how i feel every day in call with my friends (they constantly call me delusional)

and this shit just looks fucking swag

this is so real

noooo :(

LOLLLLLL yes. its true. but also its important to note that every thief in the story is a major character

REAL I LOVE RAINBOW DASH dirk is so based for this. he is just like me

calliopes art is so good....idk who ACTUALLY drew it but i dont think it was hussie

this is so funny

THIS IS SO COOL

thats the image limit... things are getting interesting! slowly but surely. all of them are pretty chill thus far but i have a feeling that things are about to get bad.

[ninthhousedyke]

Nona The Ninth Live Blog #9

Okay yes it has been FOREVER but I can explain: I’m lazy. Also like…I sadly had to do human things like finals and not killing myself so I’m just getting back into everything. I also already do know most of what happens in the end because spoilers exist and I read them, but I still want to finish the book and catch any details I haven’t seen on my dash. Okay let’s begin!

Gideon just….playing dead….while Pyrrha carts her around like a sack of potatoes is such an image and I love her.

No I wanna know what Cam said to Gideon in that truck! Was she yelling at her for stupidly thinking Harrow hates her? Was she asking “bro wtf”? Was she trying desperately to jab more needles into her as Gideon just laughs? WHAT DAMMIT!

Okay so I do know that Pash and Gideon are cousins, but is THIS the moment Pash realizes it? Is her “oh fuck no” because she sees the ginger hair and knows it’s Wake’s DNA?

Nona worried Pyrrha will flirt with Pash is so cute.

“I hate to agree with Pash but she’s right.” “Thank you; fuck you.” Everyday I am more and more glad I wrote a hatesex fic about these two because every interaction proves just how much it was needed.

Wow so BOE cannot control their people at all! Merv Wing is just doing their own thing with the Sixth House basically?

Aweee Hot Sauce and Nona made up!

Hot Sauce being named Hot Sauce because she likes hot sauce is such a non-binary mood.

AHHHH WAKE HAD PASH’S PICTURE ON HER!!

So will Pash ever know Gideon is her cousin? Is that coming next?

Oh never mind there’s a resurrection beast now

I love how the most dangerous thing Nona can think of is Cam

The resurrection beast spoke THROUGH Judith!?!

I know Nona is Alecto but DAMN that conversation with Varun and the “And I never was” at the end are still so damn powerful.

“Is anything ever really truly ready to die?” TAMSYN STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Gideon just taking a nap through all of this lmao

I just read the John chapter and I’m gonna need a minute…..or five.

Okay let’s talk about John!

The moral grayness of the entire backstory to this universe is insane. Blood of Eden are the descendants of the top 1% who fled the climate disaster they caused, and John was one man with an insane gift granted to him by a dying planet’s soul. Is there really a correct way to handle that situation?

So he threatened to set off all the bombs if the trillionaire ships were allowed to launch, and then not only did he actually set the bombs off, but he took the souls of the dead and literally Adam and Eve-ed up a body for Earth’s soul just to try and catch the fleeing ships. And he didn’t even get them all! This man ate the souls of the universe to stop some rich assholes from running away!

That line about John caring more for vengeance than salvation hits harder now that I know HE MURDERED THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM!

RIP Cristobel

He also watched all his friends get murdered which has gotta take a negative toll on someone. Cassie and Nigella had JUST gotten married!

Like I’m finding it really hard to feel upset at his actions. What was he supposed to do? Let the rich live and the poor die? On the other hand, I’m a huge proponent of murder is always the option but nuking the entire world and building a Barbie doll body for Earth was a bit much.

Alright done with John! Back to my babies!!

“Kind of pretending to be dead here.” Oh Gideon I cried reading that. I’ve missed you so much.

Gideon asking Alecto if she loves Harrow is so painful and I just want these two to kiss for real when they’re both back in their correct bodies and states of mind.

Palamedes really is THAT BITCH. He has no formal training in the River or how it works but he’s like “yes this is a good solution”

Cam has two dads AND a sister?! Why is this information I’m just now hearing about! Oh god she’s gonna die isn’t she.

“We were children playing with reflections of stars in a pool of water thinking it was space.” OH GOD TAMSYN STOP THEYRE GONNA DIE

So that’s who Paul is….huh…the spoilers did not prepare me for that one. So we just lose both of them at once? We now have this third thing who is a Lyctor and is neither of them? No go back. I don’t want this. Take it back now!!

So Pash and Aim and Noodle are going to the Nine Houses. So we’re gonna get more Pash in book 4? Please don’t kill Pash. Let one person in this series have a happy ending and get to live without any body-soul fuckery.

WHO TF IS AIM

River time!

Okay I should really go to bed now but hopefully I actually finish this book in the near future.

[chelzone]

big chel's big summergamefest reactions

new prince of persia: looks like a mobile game with fartnite graphics, bored

new mortal kombat: looks dreadful and way too slow at times

path of exile 2: not for me

mecha ryu and guile vs dinosaurs: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GO

nic cage debby daylight trailer: still funny, also wild to see how diff he looks compared to his game equivalent

witcher tv show: i dont care

witchfire: ?????? (genuinely kinda headscratching at this)

crossfire sierra squad: man i dont give a shit about VR games anymore this is lame

remnant 2: not for me

sonic superstars: looks cute. never really been into the 2D sonic games personally tho, sowwy ;w;

honkai starrail: a Polite thing for me to say is Not For Me but also i hate anime games like these LMAO

lies of P: conceptually and visually really cool but bit of a letdown to not see any gameplay ;o(

Sandland: genuinely looks REALLY FUCKING AWESOME and goddamn toriyama's style translates wonderfully ot this

throne and liberty: anything worked on by amazon games is an immediate stinker in my mind

warhaven: boring

party animals: back in like high school i liked watchin folks play gangbeasts and the like but these days its very much not for me, i feel too old for that stuff and im only 25 dfghfhgf

crash team rumble: i loved the new crash stuff both the 4th game and the remakes but this looks ???? and really bad dfgdf

alan wake 2: i liked the first one a lot even if folk's didnt. never played american nightmare or saw the control-related DLC. this one could be interesting if theyre goin further into the twin peaks vibe??

new warhammer: the series in general is not for me hyuuuu

yes your grace DLC: i really really despite the game art style of these 32-bit adjacent aprooximations on realistic backgrounds sorry AUGH

john carpenter's toxic commando: looks like shit!

baldur's gate 3: i know nothing of this series, also where's the gameplay????

spider-man 2: i wanna play the modern spiderman games at some point, the pre-marvelified version of the ps4 one looked amazing. also the miles morales one i wanna play sometime toooo

palworld: pokemon with guns is incredibly funny especially since they can get away with it this long, in no world am i playing this tho dfgdfgfd

black desert DLC: probably one of the mmos i care about the least. we really peaked with oldschools runescape and wow

LOTR return to moria: DWARF FORTRESS 3D CONFIRMED #REAL (could be good genuinely?? its not the gollum team thankfully LMAO)

FF7 evercrisis: what? huh? why (my phone cant run this shit and i dont like mobile games anymore)

banishers: games dont even feel real anymore man, sad, whatever

like a dragon gaiden the man who erased his name: a mouthful of a title but this new yakuza game looks fucking SICK!! I LOVE IT!!!

under the waves: could be something interesting?? kinda soma-adjacent vibes sooorta.. also happy world ocean day i guess fgfhf

cod warzone shit: who cares

porsche xbox: sick pride flag bro

faefarm: Not For Me

marvel snap: zzzzzz / prozd chasing that bag i see, more power to u i guess

king arthur legens rise: shit

wayfinder: shit

unreal editor for fartnite: There's Nothing Nice For Me To Say

stellaris nexus: i hear people say its good, im probably too dumb to play it

space trash scavenger: cool ps4 tech demo

star trek infinite: do NOT tell mike or rich about this game (civilization-type game maybe?????)

twisted metal tv show: where da cars

lysfanga: not for me, part 4599504

immortals of aveum: is medieval era the current trend?? robot knights too???? im seein too much of these

fartnite wilds: man,,,

ff7 remake pt 2: kinda didnt care for the first part, not for me i guess. also andrew tate off the shits

[the-firebird69]

We are taking it over several businesses today

*one of them is Walgreens and it's a decent size pharmacy a lot of people go there it has a decent clientele meetings at is a lot of regular people that clearly it's pretty high volume and it is comparative to CVS and Walmart. And it has a fairly decent store and it's a large convenience store it's often said if you can't find it as a grocery store you can find it at Walgreens cuz they have a wide variety of food there as well I'll cover the basics. We need to shop for our purposes yeah we don't want bad drugs out there going to anyone and we are taking over other pharmacies although this pharmacy has been fairly decent as far as keeping it straight over recent years

*another pharmacy we are taking over Lock stock and barrel today and firing John remillard and company would you CVS pharmacy and we are taking over the whole thing Lock stock and barrel it is a decent pharmacy same size as Walgreens and they usually put one right next to each other each one turns out an amazing number of drugs a day to the public about 670,000 prescriptions a year each location and that's on the average and we think that's way too many so we are watching what it is and who goes to yes

*also taking over many pharmacies are inside grocery stores as I said before all these pharmacies are all the brand name pharmacies within grocery stores so Walgreens and CVS would be ours

*as well as rite aid which we are taking over they're about a quarter of the science of the other two but they are pretty big we have some outstanding pharmacies after this a lot of private pharmacies and we are approaching them for deals and we I'm taking them over if they don't like it. And Walmart we have not taken over yet it's a tough one actually sell a lot of products the company does it has a huge fan base

You're taking over several other companies and it will help our son

*Kaiser Permanente mentioned it yesterday but really this is a very big firm it was a huge outfit it has hospitals everywhere all over the globe and in every area they have a huge presence and we are taking them over and Lock stock and barrel. I want to mention that they are a hospital that is it's about second in size and volume and his number of buildings and assets it is a huge undertaking to take a facility over like this and in doing so we are forced to take over medical equipment companies or they simply said they wouldn't sell to us and I'm was a big mistake because we started to take them over to that and a lot of them died.

*it also taking over two other hospital facilities and systems because they have hospitals all over the world and theyre fairly good sized. We plan to acquire Blue Cross Blue shield and all of their facilities today as we physically have a presence that we feel is adequate. And yes I'm a little pissed off at this idiots I'm going to take over the rest of the hospital industry because of what they're doing to you there's far too much of it and because of other things such as covid and things like that that we forgot to thank them for. This is a huge hospital system and insurance company we're taking over both, Lock stock a girl in firewood and we're firing John rainbow Lord and company and he will suffer for his crimes he was doing there and his idiots because we are releasing the warrants whether he shows up or not. This life is not a playground and Earth is not a play gym and not going to do these things to the populace using the system anymore you're disgusting person Trump and you're going down for it too that's a huge number of warrants the issues from this particular outfit. You attacked Dave and his family because of his Superior attitude which was barely detectable by the others, so we came down on you for your lie and hit you a lot that saves a lot of lives because you didn't get away with much you were mostly killed before you do things and yours mostly killed completely. We Did you use your own hospital facilities to dispose of the bodies of your asinine workers and cowards. The numbers that are staggering. Due to complete absolute honor misuse of the system and attempted homicide on tons of people some people were found killing you cuz they're trying to administer poison to them recently tons of people will kill you as you're trying to administer poison and requested the poison and we did use it on your idiots in situ globally and we continue to do so

*along with these two giants about we're taking over a system that combines a whole bunch of hospitals and it's way and it functions that way as a gigantic conglomerate and people don't know the name of it but we do. It's a company originated from New England again and her son has been stuck in there facilities 50% of time and hates them very badly and he says I used my mind my brain to invent and survive was and you say that it's not adequate or correct in some ways and I find you to be tried and criminal and convicted is that next door is thinking that start with being guilty and it seems innocent and it's not true in any way she's only getting more trouble they're stolen Stalin who's up his information quite readily even as compared to other people because he is an enemy and it's one way that we are taking over these businesses and Tommy f has expressed that he doesn't feel that's important to him because he is taking diamonds through Force using his ships some tanks and spaceships and all sorts of other combat systems it is a lot of hardware it covers the surface area of three times the surface area of the United States plus another 10 times that of Russia and that's in the tunnels in their stored in their stacks and it's just a lot of stuff helicopters too troop transports big trucks big tanks huge arms giant lasers and it's a humongous amount of equipment, so you doesn't feel like I was taking over things like this matters and it occupies us doing other things and so much so if he forced us to do it. The name of the group is not one that we mentioned already.huge name in the industry. And it's probably the health systems that our son is in with his health insurance, Aetna, and yes it's a health insurance group and a hospital systems group and it is gigantic it is the largest on Earth and we have taken over most of the hospitals within it but we're taking over the group because it's a huge pain in the ass you always come down and say this dumb s*** I don't end up going after them and over and over so we're going to stop them and it took idiotic phones to say stuff and I'm trying to do a job so get rid of them so what we do and we're going to take it over today and we have to anyways you're messing around with her son so bad we need to take over everything you're in contact with. Of course he is pleased with it and happy who wouldn't be. When I left the 900 million hospitals we took over there about 1.2 billion more to consume by us they're going to get to it right now it was going to take them over Lock stock and barrel immediately as well, were sick of you at your hospitals. There are 10 hospitals in this area believe it or not and down to fort Myers and up to Tampa three of them fall under Kaiser Permanente seven of them under Aetna health. There are a few bills that you were trying to get to our son, we are going to delete those of course and we're going to charge people trying to send it to him and those who were will be charged and with crimes and sent to jail.

All in all it's been a good night and we are going to take in tons of businesses.

We also experienced a huge difference in the Midwest between your rule and ours we took over the entire area and it was flushing out the remaining persons of yours s in the south and in the North, and we will control it Lock stock and barrel. Right now the north is emptied 2/3 of the way for that last sliver so 50 miles to 100 miles from the right side of the east coast to the left side of the east side of the west coast. But we did clear the northwest all of it of the Midwest and we are taking everything over in the South and the north sliver that's left and shortly the upper Midwest because you're insane idiots. There's a big push now on to get you out of there and we are in the area and is cordon off and we are currently actively pulling everybody out of there rapidly in the southern area that's left which is about half a state line in the North all the way up to and including parts of Colorado the only State that's really going to be left is Colorado and Utah. Of course Nevada and the rest of it will be ours Colorado will be coming out shortly after and they will relocate as they would be an asset that would be compromised to stated and they definitely would be they're very very few defenses against us and Max and Connie f and others don't feel that our forces are adequate that they can take us to combat that's what they say. Our citadel and obelisk don't impress them and they say it all the time I feel like in top of it and break it. And a lot of people see why because they saw the statue at Trump's place which was placed outside his property he said without his permission and it was please Sarah without his permission hey Tommy f who stated that this is him AKA Trump and it's one of his characters was general Lee. Well Trump stops around for days waiting and finally last night before this this past night it appeared so I just tested for hardness to walk right up to the scan it asking what was what it's made of hundreds the people gather around it everyday. . It's created quite a stir as has the bridge apartment strengthening and it's gone global in the news the media for real it's just a huge bridge and it's sitting there waiting and will be installed pretty soon and the other bridge will be destroyed out of ignorance and laziness I guess we have confidence in our wall system and we want to remove a lot of stuff before it gets washed away

This process is repeating globally and many middle areas there's six areas in the caucuses and Middle Eastern countries in total there are seven in Africa no but there is one big one and it's in the middle and it's emptying out now completely and there are a huge number of people who are leaving believe it or not it's a large scale evacuation there they for some reason don't want to be there.

The Exodus is pronounced and it is gigantic it's a biblical proportion. We are ripping out and constructing many new obelisks considered all and citadel and so many did the atmosphere has become thicker over the earth which is good, we have installed seven new obelisk in the Midwest and 8 New citadel. Each one of these can support a small army large enough to wipe out the entire army that's holding the ultimate West each and every citadel. And we have enough of them we can conquer earthquite easily

We fully intended on falling through with that particular activity

There's some of them were huge appearances going on at this time and we're going to mention them in the next post

Thor Freya

Thank God we're taking this over I can't stand these people at all

Hera Zues

You know you're angry as we are but we do see is predicament and this will help it

Thor Freya

We have traced equipment to tons of private concerns and we were treating it all and more

Olympus

[coureirsix]

that last post made me insane so here is what I have for latinxchesters: john winchester, still the whitest man alive, went down to mexico city on a holiday and as a result encountered the loveliest woman at a bus stop. yes ma’m this is maria esther castillo, she has dark eyes, dark hair and john is the palest motherfucker alive next to her. john stays a while. a long while after that. when she gets pregnant with dean he makes the move completely down there. maria doesn’t wanna leave mx and he doesn’t think she should have to. john gets a job as a mechanic down there, learns a better broken spanish and maria, who already had a solid grasp on her english because that’s what they do in technical schools in mx, keeps her job as a secretary to some big business. dean is born and he’s named dean because mary had a friend who dated another white man named dean and she loved the name. mary’s father’s name is still samuel, so that fit for sam when he was born. 

john and maria got married in this BIG catholic celebration under god and everybody in the fucking barrio, novela style wedding because john researched what a good mexican marriage was and he found a bunch of novels and novelas on tv.

dean grew up watching el barrio sesamo and topo gigio all while still listening to led zeppelin and metallica. his mom would make him atole when it got cold and when he got stick one time, she tried using vicks but dean got fucking bronchitis so she’s sworn off of it. after that when dean got sick she’d make him sopita. 

dean grew up with a few christmases, a few posadas where he got to hit the pinata and he was the baby passed around several pairs of arms who were ready to call him cute and adorable and their güerito because as we know he was blonde as a baby. then sam was born and dean never made it to the next posada. 

dean was taught to pray the angel de la guardia every night before he went to bed and john catches him and sam in the act one day, both of them little and praying together and he drunkenly tells them they don’t need to do that shit anymore. it’s the first time dean feels the culture clash, but he’s a child so to him it feels more like embarrassment. john talks to them about maria in the same way. she becomes a saint in the metaphorical way and in the way sam grows up praying the ave maria before he goes to bed whenever he feels he’s done something wrong.

dean and sam's first language is spanish and remains as such because it’s the language mary spoke to dean and the language he taught sam. when john takes them back to the states dean KEEPS the language because it’s what he uses to communicate with sam and as he gets older and he realizes he’s not home anymore, he doesn’t have his mom anymore, the language is really all he has left. so it’s a ten year old dean winchester, hair dark, eyes a dark shade of hazel green, tan skin going, “esquenoentiendesquesamsesientemal--” and john just. snaps at dean to speak to him in english because dean speaks too quickly and john can’t keep up. it’s when john begins dumping them at tio bobby’s house. 

dean, in his mostly still broken english, because he doesn’t go to schoooooool, goes up to bobby and says, “i can have... eh,” and he can’t remember the english word for juice and bobby gives this little brown kid a smile and goes, “whatcha need kiddo? agua? soda? jugo?” because bobby knows SOME spanish and dean’s eyes light up and he goes, “si! tantito jugo.”

and bobby notes how this is. overly important to dean as he gets a little older and comes to know him more so when dean is like. maybe 6 or 7 he takes dean into the kitchen, lifts him up in his arms and points to a pot and goes, “como se llama?” and dean gives him this silly look and goes, “olla.” and bobby picks up a fork and goes, “esto?” and dean goes, “tenedor.” and it becomes a game for them, it helps bobby’s spanish and it lets dean keep the language. sam joins in on the game when he’s old enough to. bobby asks about mexico and dean tells him what he remembers. he likes talking about the posadas because everyone was extra nice to him and gave him tonnes of food. 

one day john dumps them at bobby’s for christmas and bobby has bought, a whole chicken and mashed potatoes, some pie, and some frozen tamales for them and its the happiest day dean spends that year. dean tries to explain champurrado to bobby but he ends up just making chocolate milk for them. 

by the time they’re old enough to start school they still dont know much english and have to go through the process of showing up at a school with the name Winchester and have the white kids laugh at them because they don’t know english. dean gets by because theyre never there for long, he looks the way he does and all the girls think he’s so exotic and sam gets bullied relentlessly and he ends up screaming spanish obscenities at a bunch of kids more often than not. that is, until they get shacked up in a place like new york, or los angeles or houston. where sam gets approached by a ragtag bunch of kids browner than he is who know less english than he does. dean picks up english a little better than sam, and both of them eventually grow to be fluent but it never is the fluidity of a native speaker u know, they both have accents when they speak. 

so when stanford comes along sam is as usual ready to get the fuck out of there because the MACHISMO on john winchester doesnt change but dean buys into it even further. i wont go into the details of abuse when latinx but it’s nasty and even more complicated than it already is. dean and sam don’t get into fist fights. ever. because you just don’t do that when you’re family. and so when john tries to shove sam back and sam fights back that’s dean’s breaking point and he lets sam go. dean doesn’t necessarily agree with john but there are lines you don’t cross. dean still feels abandoned, he still feels resentment, but sam crossed a line. it takes him a while to unlearn that. 

and down the road, when sam gets slammed onto the ground that fateful night and dean looks down at him with the shit eating grin the first thing sam says to dean, annoyed, angry that his older brother is here is, “no mames.”  and its the first thing sam has said in spanish in like, the entire time he’s been at stanford. 

[pennielane]

its RUBBER SOUL they are ONE on that band!!! everyones CONTRIBUTING at EVERY TURN and you can HEAR every individual in EVERY song and yet its still ONE BAND trading ofd the SPOTLIGHT and its PERFECTLY BALANCED with BOPS amd BALLADS and its both got a cohesive sound while also being stylistically varied and its also vulnerable but CLEVER and theyve only got THEMSELVES in that studio but BY JOVE theyre gonna make the most of themselves! SITAR!!! AFTER LIKE TWO MONTHS OF OWNING ONE!!!! PAUL WITH THE FUZZ BASS!!!! RINGO GETTING ICONIC! JOHN WITH THE LYRICS!!! WHAT??? WHAT????

i want to eat Michelle. You Won't See Me is the PERFECT upbeat breakup song. Nowhere Man greatest harmonies of all time. Norwegian Wood clever kafkaesque masterpiece. Drive My Car the BOP TO END ALL BOPS. WHAT GOES ON UNDERRATED STUNNING BEAUTIFUL. Think For Yourself hits!!!! The Word with the smartest lyrics and the funkiest bass. In My Life 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I'm Looking Through You with the harsh harsh HARSH guitar. wAIT!!! TILL I COME BACK TO YOUR SI—*dies*

bestie do you still have a pulse after all that???

okay but actually BAAAAAASED. i'm squealing just reading your analysis and thinking of all the circumstances surrounding rubber soul. god just even the titanic-sized jump they made from help! to rubber soul makes me want to SCREAM. like they DID that

so true the trading of the spotlight everyone had THEIR moment 🥺 MICHELLE!! that stupid little french tune paul used to play to try and pick up girls turned into THAT masterpiece??!?!?? YOU. WON'T. SEE. ME. i want to throw up from all the feelings when john sings "no i wouldn't, no i wouldn't under paul's "know what i was missing". i'm looking through you is THAT bitch on the album. like the cooler and more mature older sister to you won't see me. i die for that aggressive acoustic guitar. i could write a dissertation about in my life alone and all the things it makes me feel. THE HARMONIES IN THINK FOR YOURSELF. TO SAY ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU DO!!! ABOUT THE GOOD THINGS THAT WE CAN HAVE IF WE CLOSE OUR EYES!! THE RUINS OF THE LIFE THAT YOU HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!! don't even get me started on the FUZZ BOX

have you heard the word is LOVE??!!? makes me want to SOB that is WHAT the beatles were all about. they were about the word and the word is LOVE!!!!

see when i get all riled up about rubber soul i think YES. this is my favourite beatles album. and then i listen to i'm only sleeping and that fucker named revolver comes creeping back into my mind and i am once again caught in the crossfire that is my internal war between rubber soul and revolver

anyway I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN GOOD AS GOOD AS I CAN BE!!!!! WHAT GOES ONNNN IN YOUR MIND!!!! BEEP BEEP YEAH!!!! 

[blookmallow]

structures my entire comparison mini essay assignment on the fact that i realized we’ve studied two different puritan ministers named john and my brain immediately went JOHN VS. JOHN: FIGHT and then i like, had to

[havingsomemorejohnlarks]

1. + 2. + 3. + 6. + 8. + 9. + 13. + 17. + 20. + 22. + 29. + 39. for Rook D and his main ship(s) 🥰

thank you so much 😭 ily stg <3

ok so he doesnt really have a main ship so lets do the wheel of lovers lmao

the wheel chose John >:)

Rook Diamond x John Seed

1. Who is the most affectionate?

They both equally smother each other, but probably John bc mostly Rook leaves him alone when John is doing something important, but if Rook is doing something important, John is all over him. Like:

Rook: IM GONNA SNUGGLE YOUUUU- oh sorry youre doing taxes ill kiss your head and leave you alone

John: IM GONNA SNUGGLE YOUUUUUU- OH YOURE DOING TAXES??? IDGAF, IM SITTING ON YOUR LAP, LET ME LOOK

but they both immediately go in for cuddles when they see each other, cos theyre mushy like that

2. Big spoon/Little spoon?

Usually John is big spoon and Rook is little spoon and they both like that, but some days John needs to be little spoon and Rook would be more than happy to be his big spoon <3

3. Most common argument?

Most unimportant common argument is: "Please Rook that is not fashionable" "What are you talking about? This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen" "YOU ARE NOT BUYING THAT WITH ME PRESENT" "YES I AM" or even "Please Rook I'm begging, stop eating candy, your teeth are going to rot" "oh yeah?" *inhales a whole pack of gummy bears* "ROOK"

More serious arguments are more like: "John, I didn't like the way you talked to that person - I don't want you to be disrespectful like that, it's wrong and it makes me uncomfortable" "Rook, I know it's difficult for you but you need to tell me when I've upset you, and I don't like it when you don't - it makes me feel like you don't trust me" "John, stop being so hard on yourself"

6. What is their favourite feature of their partner’s?

John’s favourite feature of Rook’s physical body is his entire face and his chest - to narrow it down, his eyes draw him in like anything and he literally cannot look away sometimes, his face is the most handsome thing John has ever clapped eyes upon, his hair is the cutest thing ever, and John just loves peoples chests so ofc, he loves lying on it, kissing it, jut staring at it outright

Rook’s favourite feature of John’s physical body is his eyes, most definitely. Much like John himself, Rook is completely captivated by those because they are just so endearing. Other than that, Rook also really enjoys John’s hands and arms because he thinks they’re pretty

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

Well they’re petnames are like this:

John calls Rook ‘Babe’ because thats what he calls his romantic partners, and Rook calls John ‘Pretty Boy’ or ‘Pretty’ or ‘Cutie’ or ‘Handsome’ or ‘Baby’ - pretty self explanatory

In terms of actual nicknames, they have none - only pet names

9. Who worries the most?

Depends on what - Rook and John definitely worry about each other when something is wrong pretty strongly, although eventually they get pretty comfortable with something going a bit wrong - like, instead of John rambling and panicking when Rook gets upset about something, he stays calm and helps him. That’s not to say that they don’t worry hugely though. 

In terms of the dynamics of their relationship, Rook is more chill and John worries and fusses more about it

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

John. Only because Rook can’t get there fast enough, and John immediately grabs. If John’s anxious about something, Rook reaches first.

17. Who says I love you first?

Rook. John is nervous about those words and although he knows he feels them, Rook would be the first to say them because he is comfortable with the weight of them and doesn’t feel nervous about his feelings (as said, he worries less about the dynamics of their relationship). Once John becomes comfortable saying it, they both tend to say it to each other at the same rate, if you know what I mean.

20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

Rook doesn’t even wanna think about what his (limited number of) friends in Hope County think about that relationship - he knows they wouldn’t get it and for good reason, of course. His friends from New York like John fine, see him as a laugh, and occasionally poke fun at him just for jokes and banter, but they don’t know what role John played in Hope County, so they wouldn’t be defensive. At first, his family love John, although his dad likes to tease him and trap him with words, but he likes him well, because he can tell Rook loves him, and that’s good for him. However, his mum, dad and one of his brothers can tell that something isn’t being said. 

John’s family don’t seem to mind it - they are equally as intrigued by Rook

22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

Rook cooks more because he likes it, which is good, because he’s way better at it, and he’s been giving the Seeds little classes so that they can learn too - John gives it a go, and Rook watches him do it. Rook is way better at cooking - his mum bakes and both his parents have their own recipes for meals that he’s aced

29. One headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

John would not have met Rook if he had gone off the waggon and joined his brothers cult, and he knows that. Rook often tells him that he should never say “it was all worth it in the end” or something like that, and John agrees - he should never have done the things he did, even if it did lead him to Rook. 

Also - Rook gets scared about something - John looks slightly like a man who took advantage of him and broke his heart, and Rook has never connected them in his mind. Except, on his worst days, with the lowest self esteem, he thinks about both of them, wondering if they are similar, and it scares him - not because he’s scared of John (he’s never been scared of him), but because he doesn’t want those thoughts and the thought of that horrible person to taint his relationship.

30. One headcanon about this OTP that mends it

John and Rook could have actually crossed each others path, there was plenty of opportunity, even if John had not joined Eden’s Gate.

In terms of Rook being scared, John and Rook talk about their past in either two ways: they either lay in bed, touching each other lovingly, whispering about their difficult memories, maybe crying into each others shoulder or chest, kissing each other, reassuring each other OR they play a drinking game and they let out all their trauma that way - when Rook tells John about that guy, he feels much better, and the way John reacts reminds him nothing of that guy. When he gets scared, he tells John.

Seriously, thank you so much for this 😭💖

[davekat-sucks]

being born or created in the same room/time as someone does not make u siblings lmao rose and dave are related genetically so biologically theyre siblings and that would be incest, dirk and jake are in no way related, just happened to be created in the same way/time like two moms in a hospital both giving birth to separate babies that are not related. where the fuck did all the kids ships are incest now come from

A user disagrees that they are related, just because of the paradoxical clone thing. They would become the Alpha adults, but at the same time, they are presently NOT them. They are all separate children. The only reason Dirk/Roxy, Dirk/Rose, JohnJade, JakeJade, Dave/Roxy and Dave/Rose are incest because of the vague ectobiology BS. Last names, yes, but that don't mean shit. Sure they are raised by certain guardians growing up, but each one is from a different timeline from each other. But you can also apply the other way for the paradoxical clones. All the babies that were made by John, are all siblings because they were born at the same time. It doesn't matter if they have different DNA from certain people. They are all born under one method and are present to each other. That's why shipping between human kids is confusing because of all this bullshit. People should ship whatever they want. But the fanbase has to get all uppity of the incest. Hussie says all ships are canon, so why not incest? Even Toby Fox made a song about the censorship of incest ships because of how Homestuck does show adult themes. Hussie himself, even hinted that the doomed Dave(Davesprite) and Rose, had FUCKED EACH OTHER. They didn't realize they were born under the ectobiology lab until later on in the game.

[henbased]

9, 20, 46, 60 Jude and Joseph

9. Who is more inclined to be jealous or possessive?

neither of them! maybe jude in the sense of "why are you not giving me attention at the very moment i want it. im going to start an argument now", but neither are the jealous type, at least with each other. they're in too deep in this relationship, it's been going on too long, that that kind of behavior isn't really seen. their relationship is built on mutual obsession and hatred and "no one understands me like you do" bc time travel and half a decade in a bunker together means that, yeah, no one understands them like each other. no room for jealous or possessiveness.

20. Do they give each other nicknames?

nah. joseph will say things like "sweetheart" once in a blue and depending on jude's mood she'll start a fight over it. they'll use variations in each other's names to convey feelings. ie: "Judith, please stop antagonizing my brother" = leave jacob alone or youll spend a few days in his cages you wanna be acting a fool. "Hey Joe, John and I are making the best of friends right now" = i am going to murder your brother if you dont intervene right this very second

[Send me some OTP Questions for Valentines Day!]

46. What do they like the least about each other?

everything.... lmao. ok but really, they’re both really stubborn. obnoxiously stubborn. theyre used to being so stubborn that they get their way but immovable object (jude) vs unstoppable force (joseph), there’s no room for giving in, and no room for compromise. they’re also both EXTREMELY spiteful and petty. they hate it about each other. they refuse to introspect about how theyre the exact same way, you see, they’re better than that. joseph’s not petty how JUDE is, he’s petty in a godly way. the right way. she just refuses to see it.

jude also hates how much joseph talks. so much so that she carved open his neck once upon a time. and idk she was kinda right for it, Seed man behavior of Never Shutting The Fuck Up.

60. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner?

jude. but depends on who. more than likely won't do the punching bc what theyre saying about joseph is probably true. yes he's balding. yes he's a bad person. yes he's a murderer. we been knew. but if that person hits him THEN she has a problem, thats her punching bag.