#🤙🏼 anon

[princessbrunette]

I feel like if one of the twins is having a tantrum and jj is like so overwhelmed, would he call reader to calm them down or would he not? - 🤙🏼

before i dive into this i want to say i decided on the twins names. going off my own headcanon (i don’t wanna hear it) that jj stands for jesse james, im gonna say the twins have names taking inspiration from other figures too. jj’s little brother is called billy, named after another cowboy billy the kid (much like jesse james.) jj usually calls him bill for short, depending on his mood. jj’s little sister is called liv, or olivia — based on olivia newton john. her mother loved grease when it came out so it felt right. jj often nicknames her olive ‘cos it makes her laugh.

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but yes, sometimes it does just get too much for jj. as soon as you pick up the phone, you hear the wailing of two children in the distance— and before you even greet your boyfriend he’s rambling down the phone at you.

“hey, hi — you picked up, okay so— y’know i really hate to ask this of you i mean really, you’re not a babysitter by any means n’i don’t want you to think i just keep you around for — whatever, the issue is— i’m goin’ insane. both of these kids are screamin’ and i’ve tried everything man i just can’t do it—”

“jj, slow down. do you want me to come over?”

“please? i mean i’m not one to beg but i will literally get on my knees right now dude i can’t do it.”

“okay! i’m coming, just hold tight okay?”

they were both in hysterics when you arrived. there were toys all over the floor, a pair of pants, some food too. you step through the mess and find them, rolling about — screaming the house down whilst jj tries to intervene.

it turns out, billy was the first to get upset— and billy being upset and loud made liv get all overstimulated which caused a whole kerfuffle. you separated them, taking a child each and calmed them before putting them down to have an afternoon nap— knowing jj would need the peace and quiet for a little. once you’ve entered their shared bedroom and checked on them, you tip toe out to find jj sat on the couch amongst the mess with his head in his hands.

“theyre out cold, exhausted themselves i think.” you smile softly, easing yourself down next to jj. he jolts, like he didn’t know you were there and sits up suddenly, trying to be subtle about the way he wipes his eyes and sniffs, huffing out a bashful laugh.

“yeah.” he chuckles, cheeks splotchy and pink. you exhale out your nose, resting your cheek on his shoulder as you rub his back. “sorry it’s just, ah— one of those days or whatever. m’not cut out for this, man.”

“s’okay, jayj. it’s hard raising two kids that aren’t even yours. i think you’re doing good.” you muse and he shakes himself off, not wanting to get too vulnerable as he stands up— surveying the mess.

“yeah, it’s whatever. i should probably clean up around here, looks like a bomb went off at the lego store.” he sniffs, averting his eyes as he twists his body to look around. you stand, moving infront of him and placing both hands on his chest.

“or… i clean up, and you also take a nap.” you grin, tilting your head sweetly in a way you knew would help convince him.

“tempting, buuuuut i can’t let you do that, young lady. this is my very humble abode n’i gotta take care of it. so if i could just—” he goes to move you aside but you dodge him, standing your ground with a grin.

“well, you’re my boyfriend and i gotta take care of you. so now what?” you challenge and he huffs out a chuckle, shaking his head as he whips his hat off his head— slightly vulnerable still.

“i’ll have you know, i’m meant to be taking care of you, girlie.” he pokes your waist and you giggle, trying to force him back on the couch.

“you’re difficult.”

“rude, you’re sexy.”

you bust into quiet laughter, careful not to wake the kids as you finally manage to wrestle him back down on the couch, straddling his lap to make sure he stays down. “hm, i like where this is going.” he wiggles his eyebrows.

“its nap time. go to sleep.” you cover his eyes with your hands and he smirks, his lashes tickling your palms.

“effective method babe.”

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[sappho-favourite-pupil]

Hey, beautiful, it's me again, i was wondering how the hell is possibile you're single?

- 🤙🏼

Heyy, i don't know, i'm just not easy to deal with ig 🫣🤭

(Also my ex girlfriend was toxic af).

[bi-writes]

Would you maybe write a second part to the soulmate Ghost fix you wrote? I’d love to see reader take care of Simon and give him some much needed love and affection🫶 That man isn’t used to being touched without pain following :((((((((( WAAAAAAH

(And also the other way around if Simon feels bad about making reader go through so much pain!! AHHHH i gotta stop before i have to blink tears away AGAIN)

ha! so, idk if you’re new here, but i’ve been using these short fics to gauge how much people like an idea. if people like it, i’ll carry that idea into a longer, more thought-out piece.

and i must say, i didnt think people were going to like this that much. i feel like soulmate fics are as old as time, but im so stoked people enjoyed it! 🥰

basically what i’m trying to say is that instead of a part 2, i might write an actual piece, yk with actual dialogue and more substance.

[hwajin]

Halfway is better than nothing haha

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kkekkd true 😭

[garciaasfluffypen]

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[alienaiver]

Nohr Nohr Nohr I just saw Shinso in the newest BNHA episode and thought of you! Is he just like you imagined? I'd somehow forgotten thats what he sounded like

the fact that the episode next week is called let you down was how i felt i wanted MORE !!! MORE MORE MORE !!!!! 😫😫😫 god i caNNOT wait for his entrance and his wave i am biting my pillow !!!!!!!!!!! and hes so HANDSOME. HIS VOICE IS SO GOOD!!!! and honestly i feel you the first time i met him in s2 i felt his voice was a little out of place for the face but ive just grown to love him SO UNBEARABLY MUCH that i rewatch the clips of him whenever i need a serotonin boost 🥰🥰 so for me the voice matches well now!!!! i wish we'd gotten an actual word out of him tho 😖😖

[felixiskandar]

i have 4 bluesky codes do any of yall want em?

[ice-sculptures]

curious anon ask game: what song do you have on loop lately? <3

hi :) i've been listening to fictional by khloe rose a lot lately and for some reason it's been incredibly helpful w curing my never-ending fight w writer's block so it's been on repeat ever since it came out 😅

send in curious anons!!

[maidragoste]

Hiiii!!!! I (18) was wondering if you could write a Jace x his mothers handmaiden reader, where they have a secret relationship 🤙🏼🤙🏼❤️❤️

anon, sorry for taking so long to write your request. I hope you enjoy it and thanks for reading 🥰💖💖

btw it wasn't clarified so I didn't write reader as a low-born handmaiden (that is, the ones who clean the urinals and that) but as a high-born one.

likes, comments and REBLOGS are always greatly appreciated 🥰💖

Disclaimer: English is not my first language so I apologize for any mistakes.

A frustrated sigh left your lips as you tried to break free from Jacaerys's grip only for the prince to press your body even closer to his so you couldn't get out of bed. You turned to demand that your lover let you go but you remained silent, watching Jace's face. Even though he had his eyes closed you were sure by the lazy smile on his face that he was awake. He looked beautiful. He always looked beautiful but these moments only belonged to you. You wanted to wake up every day next to him but you couldn't. Your duty was to Princess Rhaenyra, you cannot allow yourself to be distracted. Besides, if she found out that you were having a secret relationship with her beloved son, she would throw you out and your family would be very disappointed in you for having wasted the opportunity that the princess gave you to choose you as one of her handmaidens. Not only that but your reputation would be ruined, if rumors spread that you no longer possess your virtue then it would be impossible for you to get a husband. You are a fool to continue with this romance, someday Jace will marry a girl from an even more important house than yours and you will have to sit silently watching everything. There is no happy ending to this.

“My prince, I have to go,” you said, hoping he would stop playing dumb and let you go.

“No,” he complained, lengthening the “o.” Your place is at my side” he moved his face closer to kiss you but you moved, he tried again but you avoided him again “What's wrong” he asked, letting you go so he could sit properly on the bed.

"It's late, I should go. At any moment your mother will wake up, I have duties to do” you responded without looking at him as you got up. You didn't even have a chance to look for your shoes when he tugged on your arm making you return to the bed. He turns you around so that you both face each other.

“What is wrong?” asked again the prince. “Talk to me, please, my lady,” he asked, looking at you with concern while gently taking your face in his hands.

“I think we should stop seeing each other, my prince.” The uncertainty in your voice was clear but still, your words were a dagger for Jacaerys.

“Why?” Your heart ached as you heard the confusion and anguish in his voice. “. I don't understand, yesterday we were fine”

“Yes, we were. But we won't always be. Someday you will have to get married and you will leave me. “I think the easiest thing for my heart is for us to finish our thing now,” you said, closing your eyes without being able to see the sadness in his eyes anymore. If you continued seeing him you were afraid you would go back on your decision.

Your heart skipped a beat when you stopped feeling Jacaerys's hands. You froze as you listened to him get out of bed and get dressed. You should take the opportunity to leave, it's probably what he wanted but you couldn't move. You really had finished everything.

You opened your eyes as you felt the prince's hands in your hair. Your heart raced as he carefully untangled the knots. Once he finished, he kissed your shoulder. “Finish getting ready so we can go talk to my mother.”

“We?” you repeated.

"Yes. I have no intention of marrying anyone but you,” Jacaerys said calmly as if his words wouldn't change your entire world.

“Jacaerys, marrying me is an idiotic move, my house is not that important, and the lords” your chatter was interrupted by the prince's lips capturing yours. You should be firmer and move away, but you can't, so you surrender to enjoying the taste of your lover's lips, feeling more loved than ever.

"I love you and if my mother wants me to be her heir, she will have to accept it," Jace declared and there was no room for argument in his voice. “You are the only wife I intend to take,” he promised before kissing you again.

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[seoktized]

HELLOOOO I’M BACK KWBEKEHSKSBS

i just found a trend/filter that’s like whatever red thoughts you get, you have to do it w/ you bf/gf. what if you do this trend w/ one (or two 🫣🫣) of zb1’s legal line and then u got “f.m.s.h.t.i.c.w.a” (fuck me so hard ‘til i can’t walk anymore) KSHDKSBSKSNS

thank you so much for feeding my delusions 🤙🏼😞

- 🎸 anon

haiiiii jsjsjs you’re welcome love thank you for feeding my brain 🫶🏽

but this with jiwoong, calling him over to try out this filter you saw. he doesn’t know shit about tiktok but he’s excited to be included in your video :3

he’s all smiley when he reads ‘what ever you get, you have to do w/ your s/o’. jiwoong thinks it’s gonna be some cute prompt like go on a library date or paint pictures together, but when the filter stops and the screen says “f.m.s.h.t.i.c.w.a” jiwoong’s a lil confused.

but when you quietly tell him the real meaning, he smirks, mumbling an “oh really?” he takes the phone out of your hands and places it on the coffee table.

soon he’s pushing you down to lay on the couch as he purrs in your ear, “well, let’s do it then, hm?” his lips placing kisses on your neck.

and while he’s ramming into you from behind, he’s constantly teasing that you suggested the filter so you have to take him like a good girl.

(he’d pamper you after, taking care of you and doing everything for you cuz you indeed could not walk after you guys were done.)

[neoswift]

PAIRING.    jaemin x fem!oc

CATEGORY.    filo social media au, fluff, crack, humor, “enemies” to lovers (kind of… not really), arianator!jaemin, swiftie!oc, stan twitter drama, college!au, established relationship (not exactly ... pero parang ganon na nga HAHAHA)

WARNINGS.    language, puro kagaguhan lang, stan twitter drama?, ag vs. ts discourse prolly

SYNOPSIS.    what are the odds na ‘yung kalandian mo turns out to be the same person na lagi mong kaaway sa twitter? for sab’s case—probably 10/10.

REQUESTED BY. anon! (send smau reqests here!)

STATUS. on going!

NOTE. sa anon na nagrequest neto last year ... sorry natagalan HAHAHAHA ETO NA SYA !! guys swiftie and arianator po ak pls wag nyo ak conceal CHZ HAHAHA anyway super crack lang to and mostly parang walang patutunguhan, just vibes 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 also theyre in anitwt for this one kasi ... gusto ko lang ... and theyre dentistry students !! ( no one is surprised HAHAHA) enjoy reading! 🫶🏼

— sab and jaem's playlist!

PARTS!

profiles: main | stan twt | irls

01: resident arianator & swiftie

02: landing-landi

03: what if kayo talaga?

04: briejase first win

05: ???

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[princessbrunette]

You know how he rants a lot? Imagine him ranting 10x more when he’s high😨 - 🤙🏼

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you’re sprawled on couch, so naturally jj takes the floor — his back against it, arms resting on his knees as he stares ahead. the room is smoky, john b sure to complain about the the two of you stinking out the chateau with jj’s dealers special brand of weed you were trying, and jj is on his third ramble of the evening— your slow and hazy brain trying to follow along, watching the back of his messy blonde head of hair bob with expression.

“and like… talkin’ to people man, like actually having a real, heart to heart conversation with people was like woah, that’s like — that’s what life’s about dude. sorry,” he clears his throat, briefly twisting his body to hold up an apologetic hand. “dudette. anyways, i remember like bein’ at the beach, and i saw this dude who was just covered in bandaids, and i was like dude what the hell. like no judgment n’all but why are you covered in bandaids did you get attacked by a single piece of printer paper or some shit? and he was like oh dude, i pennyboard. and i was like pennyboard? dude i haven’t heard of those since i was like thirteen. they lowkey fell off. i actually had a blue one with pink wheels and—”

“jayj what are you talking about?” you lift your head from the headrest with a giggle, watching him swivel round off guard, blinking at you with bright pink scleras.

“wha’— i was… wait.” a grin spreads on his face and you swear its in slow motion, because half way through you start to smile ever bigger too, until the two of you are laughing. he turns around completely so he’s on his knees beside the couch, presses his palms into the couch cushion and lifts himself to hover over you. “y’know what? totally doesn’t matter. what matters is…” he drops a long kiss to your lips and it feels like heaven under the influence. “you, and that very pretty mouth.”

“you’re bonkers, jayj.” you hum, content.

“chh—yeah, bonkers for you girl.” he scoffs before accidentally tumbling on top of you. “oop, my bad.”

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[sappho-favourite-pupil]

Oi, pretty girl, how are you doing? I cannot believe i see your blog only just now.

I'm 23, he/they, butch (lesbian), and i would love to claim 🤙🏼 if you'll have me here.

Oiii 🤭

Yes, yes, i'll be more than happy to have you here.

[fictionkinfessions]

I've had people look at my kin blogs and asks and go "all you ever talk about is these lives, all you ever talk about is how you miss the people there. You need to focus on the now because focusing on wanting to go back isnt going to get you anywhere" and it's like??? Wait- I feel as though you are WILDLY misinterpreting the very purpose of these kinblogs. I post there and send asks when I'm in a deep or emotional kin shift, and that's how I express those emotions so I can go about my day?? Yes, I'm aware I can't go back, but sometimes I want to in the same way I want to be a child again who couldn't comprehend the scary shit around them. It's just an emotion lmao, and I'll continue to use my kin-dedicated spaces to vent those emotions. That doesn't mean I'm ignoring this life and the issues that need facing. It just means I'm talking about how I'm feeling. Did you know that I still function perfectly at work? I pay my bills? I happily interact with my family and loved ones? What you see on a kin blog or even an anonymous ask isn't someone's entire life. Yeah, some people will get lost in their memories and it's hard to get out, but that's not the case for the majority of -kin lol.

Jeez venting about this here because I ✨ do not ✨ want to fill my blog with bad vibes nor directly acknowledge hateful anons but like. Imagine being someone that walks up to a complete stranger and goes "Uhm- I'm seeing this kin blog of yours and the amount of times you talk about certain emotions, plus these 2 times you talked about wanting to go back is like. Really an issue... Myeahh. Cuz like you need to focus on now. Yeah." Like wow. Kin Karen was not on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY wasn't on my January bingo card. It's the beginning of the year people, please rest a bit before doing this shit lol /Lh

I'm mostly amused, a bit annoyed, but for all I know it could be a troll so I'm just gonna send this here and laugh it off 🤙🏼

x

[youremyheaven]

What are your thoughts on 2025 as a mars year? 👀

Not the same anon but I didn’t realise 2022 was a Venus year, my Venus first house transit had me feeling extra cunty that year. Also started using glamour magic and deity worship significantly more.

Take me back!! (I say as if in the first half of 2022 I wasn’t depressed and being bullied, I will continue to be delusional though)

honestly I think Mars energy is ambitious slay , 2025 is the year for making bigger strides but given that 2024 is a Saturn year, we have to lay the groundwork now so that we can go into 2025 prepared. The last year Mars year was 2016 which was a slayful time ngl. I just think of it in terms of work lmao but that's probably my relationship with Mars. Overall I guess it could apply to turbo jetting thru the themes of the house your Mars is placed in. Martian energy is fast and intense.

OOoh tell me about your glamour magic rituals ✨👀 I have no one to talk to about these things 😩

LMFAOOO mood. Venusian energy is very all over the place. It gives you things but at a price 😤😭🥲 (all benefic planets are like this imo). Explains why Venusians are the way they are lmao, feeling cunty, isolated from others, being harassed but desired, hot and depressed all at once 😩🤪😌🤙🏼😭

[onlyjaeyun]

also bc i forgot to block that anon: i will write my fics however tf i want and all you can do is be upset about it and if smth like that tells you a lot about me as a person idek what to tell you except im glad we're not friends ㅤ ᵕ̈ 🤣🤙🏼