#yes they are they bio kids

[iguinn]

we think its funny how initially Erik and Gregor were supposed to have one kid (their daughter Talia) but then we had a dream where they had twins and it was Talia and a boy named Aaron and we made it lore canon so now Talia and Aaron are both ocs we have and erigreg fankids.

[starry-bi-sky]

do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.

His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.

His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.

Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.

Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.

Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.

But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.

But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.

He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.

And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.

And the truth is worse than all of the lies.

How horrifying.

[xx-may4-malic3-xx]

why not both?

[phoenixcatch7]

Petition: Sephiroth doesn't have a father.

Half of his dna? Lucrecia

The other half? Jenova

None of this Hojo vs Vincent argument I humbly propose we get far more symbolic mileage out of a corrupted version of an immaculate conception via Jenova as the 'angelic' presence.

Mad science IVF, essentially.

This lasted about ten seconds as a crack theory but now I think I'm actually going to add that to my belief system

Like Jenova is generally given female pronouns and called 'mother' but we do need to remember it's an alien megafauna virus (often referred to with 'it' pronouns in multiple translations of the original game, including the original Japanese). Its cells do not work like human animal cells. It's entirely feasible that it was used in place of a father donor, and would explain why sephiroth has such strong Jenova characteristics (white hair, slit eyes) where Angeal and Genesis don't (and also just. The rest of him. Where you'd put the genes for halos I don't know).

Sephiroth does have huge issues, just, in general, but his real weak point was his mummy issues where he'd been primed by hojo and that was where Jenova squarely hit. And it's generally agreed no matter which side of the 'sephiroth is in control/a puppet' spectrum you fall on that she was preying on him in nibelheim.

And also, just in final fantasy in general, there is a LOT of religious symbolism and icons (as is fairly typical of rpg games of that type. Just look at the Persona or Shin megami tensei series!). The summons, the church, etc. Sephiroth, aka the paths of sephiroth, is taken from what Wikipedia calls 'esoteric Jewish mysticism' and describes, I quote, 'channels of divine creative life force or consciousness through which the unknowable divine essence is revealed to mankind' or 'the ten structural forces of nature'. No guesses for how that tied into Project S' original intent to re-establish the extinct cetra and lead shinra to the promised land of infinite totally-not-afterlife-compost mako.

And I'm sure there's been plenty of essays done on the meanings and themes in ff7 (not that I can find them under all the sephiroth character analysis) but sephiroth very clearly went the demi urge route where he should have been a saviour and guide so why not throw in some immaculate conception as well?

Disclaimer: this tumblr user does not think of IVF as corrupted mad science nor do they think children born of it are any less human, we're talking about Hojo's experiments with Jenova on an unborn child here.

This would also mean that any 'Jenova is not your mother!' dramatic reveal could be followed up with 'she's your dad!' which is hilarious and we know Sephiroth's opinions on father figures.

[thebananaiscold]

VINNY AND JEWELS DOODLES! :3 (Mono and Rainbow edition)

Yes, Jewels has a familiar too. And yes, he is a clown weasel with lil hat named Sir Winkydinks

[taming-bats]

dick grayson headcanon bc I'm projecting:

DNA wise he doesn't have a single dominant gene in him, all of his traits are recessive. Like a total luck of the draw combo of his parents lineage where he doesn't really look like either of them, but has features of a relative he'd never get to meet. When/If he has kids nearly all of his traits are hidden within the genome and they'd look exactly like whoever his partner is.

[flareboi]

what if purple never calls him dad

[krash-8]

hc big al took the kids fishing but hios pathetic ass fell in the lake so al had to fish him out like a soggy cat

[morninkim]

Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Future Pink Rangers, Kat Hillard and David "Davie" Hart

In this version of Rise' future, sometime after the original Rangers' graduation, an encounter with an alien warrior wielding the fabled Sword of Light split the Pink Power Coin in two!

Quick details on both of the Future Pink Rangers under the cut :33

Kat is mixed Indigenous Australian and the Angel Grove High Swim Team's coach, as well as a former Pan Global Games athlete and star ballerina back in Queensland, Australia - a good friend of the Harts and Taylor-Campbells, she becomes the Pink Ranger, with Australotitan power, after being approached by Olivia to join her team to help find her parents and the original Rangers following their disappearance.

Davie is Tommy and Kim's son and Olivia's little brother, he's excitable, and loves action and superheroes. He bonds with the second half of the Pink Power Coin and morphs in a moment of desperation to help his sister and her friends!

[bookshelfpassageway]

the piklopedia is making me want pikmin spinoff games where it's just like. focused on the natural lives of the pikmin enemies. i want those creature in a zoo/pet sim. I want to breed and raise Fancy Bulborbs and take them to Fancy Bulborb shows and decorate their enclosure with cute and enriching objects as i raise up a simulated colony of them and watch them play out googly eyed meerkat manor. I want to raise a breadbug like its a nintendog. i want pokemon snap but i get to see a snagret preening. i want a nature documentary about PNF 404 as narrated by david attenborough. Is that so much to ask

[elisedonut]

I NEED YOUR OPINION ON DILF OLIVER WOOD

REGARDLESS OF THE SHIP OR AGE OF PARTNER

OPINIONS

Multiple days Late

My bad

time is fake

But hell yeah!

DILF ships are fun in general

Perciver with Oliver becoming a dad first would be really funny because I just can't see him as someone who would have any idea what he was doing

like just showing up in the middle of the night like "Please please please help he wont stop screaming."

granted i always think of Oliver ending up with a kid by accident (or a crazy fan) so that effects how i view him as a dad its always just out of the blue for him

(sometimes even getting outright a five your old now in his custody because their mother died Oliver legit just never knew them and doesn't even believe them at first because it's not like he sleeps around much if at all and he has no idea who this kids mother even was because he never actually met her)

(insert whatever fucked up magic method you want for how that happened Love Potion+Obliviate combo? Getting knocked up by someone using Polyjuice? Out right just stealing the needed material? Take you're pick)

[futurefreedomau]

Future Freedom Bios: Sol Royal Family (+Sonic)

[dogrocks]

just once i want an adoption “find my REAL parent” plotline where, after the bio parent is tracked down, it’s realised that they never wanted to be reunited with their child because they abandoned them for a reason, and the reunion is super disappointing. and the lesson is that your true parents are the ones who raised you and sometimes it’s not worth chasing a ghost. or something like that

[mihai-florescu]

They attempt that but end up uncovering Eichi's illegitimate half sibling OR Wataru's birth parents get revealed <- guy that's a big fan of hidden family drama (found out my dad had a daughter with someone years before ever meeting my mom, fucking wild)

Good evening

[acebabecd]

I really want Gerry/Jerry to be adopted because I need more rep for people who CAN have kids but choose to adopt instead

[benbamboozled]

Man remember that time Talia tried to get Slade to think that he was Damian’s dad and Slade was like “Nuh-uh” and Talia was like “Ah, well. Nevertheless.”

And now it turns out they do have a (secret test tube) baby.

Oh except no ‘cause he’s dead (for now).

DC is fucking wild.