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if you think about it, grace chasity is actually just a silly little guy
#no like really#yes shes a murderer#and what about it#people just hate to see a girlboss winning#am i right ladies#grace chasity#nmpd#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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a silly- bonding with books (:
#need to preface this by saying I asked twitter to name the books lmfao#hc that V’s an avid reader because she shut down in the library#yes this is implied nuziv#tessa elliot#serial designation v#murder drones#murder drones tessa#murder drones v#DaGOI au#dying and getting over it#nuziv
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to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.
#oh yes here comes countess gerberga the most fearsome murderer of twelfth century germany#my oh my it looks as though she's just unsalvageably fumbled a social situation by trying to use slang that's three centuries out of date!#vampires#marina marvels at life
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You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.
#murder she wrote#matlock#diagnosis murder#father dowling mysteries#agatha christie’s poirot#columbo#quincy ME#ironside#perry mason#there are a few others#yes i know there are murder mystery shows on now#but i'm talking specifically about the silly old fashioned ones that have guest stars as murders who used to be quite famous#and yes I know they have rebooted several of these buy none of them are watchable#but that is a whole lot of white people#still fun shows tho that had fun guest stars#yes yes I’ve seen the hallmark movies they are awful and usually don’t have good guest stars#and whilst i love these shows there are way too many white people#I just wanna see old people on tv drinking tea or eating chilli and chasing after murderers.#Perry mason was actually quite young. I want someone over 50 or 60 at least.#and give me more older people with disabilities. I wanna see canes and wheelchairs.#yes the nun in father dowling played a nun in#sister act#but Perry mason was brought back when he was older so he still counts.#yes I’ve seen poker face and it’s good. but I want older people on my screen.
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Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.
“Is he coming to the Manor or…”
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Deadly Decisions#Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder#It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal#Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance#Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew#Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason#Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN#Morally Gray Danny#He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol#Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :>#Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great#Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D#Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination#Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay#Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book#How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive#He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know
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Holy SHIT is DC comics really out here uplifting the old man fucker community
#I��m literally having convulsions over this#yes I know with 99.999% certainty that she’s playing him like a fiddle#but HNGHSHFFFUUUUCK this dynamic is murdering me#creature commandos#dc universe#lyria rambles#rick flag sr
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want to know another thing that pains me about charles and sazz's friendship? he felt bad for years about himself for how she was like the better more likable version of him that everyone else wanted when the whole time he was her hero
#omitb#only murders in the building#charles haden savage#sazz pataki#can you tell i go insane for tragic friendships yes its because im lonely#AND THEN WROTE THE MOVIE TO SHOW EVERYONE ELSE HOW INCREDIBLE SHE FOUND HIM?! INSANE THING TO DO TO ME
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The Case of the Devlin House (Reverse Verse!) as commissioned by @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are everyone thank Haunted!
The father of the Devlin family murdered his wife and children one night, and no one knows why. While investigating the case, Edwin finds a letter from the eldest daughter, in which she expressed her desire to go to college to get away from her father... and closer to the girl she loved. The family has been stuck in a loop since that awful night, and now Edwin is too.
Bonus:
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#reverse verse#the devlin loop#introducing: the gurls#niko has lost her memories of course but she subconsciously picks clothes that remind her of the attire she wore as a priestess#crystal doesn't necessarily think she can stab a ghost but she can try#charles and edwin are straight up not having a good time#which reminds me#cw homophobia#charles resents Niko and is now forced to work with her#he's also very scary and angry#and yes he is implying he's the bad man edwin is usually stuck with#edwin suddenly having to confront that this girl#even if she loved another girl#perhaps did not deserve to be murdered with an axe. shocking#and what does that mean for him?#well it means angst for us that's for sure
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ITS ME I SAID VUZI PLEASEE MOREE YOUR STYLE IS SO SILLY
Alright, obligatory prom dresses!
#vuzi#yes uzi is leading#its a bit akward with their height difference but v lets her because she thinks it's funny#murder drones#a rather messy sketch but it's honestly polished in comparison to what my sketches often look like#I'm just#really messy when i draw#serial designation v#uzi doorman#also thank you for enjoying my silly art <3
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here's the thing. yes hannibal is gleeful and yes will is brooding, BUT:
hannibal is a meticulous planner, a polyglot, a genius, nigh unstoppable in a fight but always opting for prep time whenever possible, the wealthy owner of a gothic-style ancestral estate; he sees himself as a manifestation of justice, is represented visually by a leathery-black animal/human creature, had a childhood defined by a family loss, maintains a secret basement, and has a flouncy, cheerful, socialite public persona
will is a nobody from nowhere - "always the new boy at school," no family, no close friends, no past where he would be remembered; he is also a genius, but his most dangerous trait as a killer is that he is chaotic, disorganized, vicious, artistic but impulsive, ruining his own carefully-laid plans on a whim; he has successfully seduced an employee of a mental hospital into killing in his name, and he is a jealous little bitch, ruled by his emotions first and foremost
they're dancing to the same tune as batjokes, just in reverse
#hannibal#batman#hannigram#bruce wayne#batjokes#will graham#joker#hannibal lecter#if you stretch this a little abigail would be jason todd#will 'kills' her and when she rises from the grave hannibal slits her throat#but it's a stretch. it's a stretch#dc comics#hannibal nbc#yes will is brooding in the show. but the reason for that is that he is repressing everything that he is#during his most honest and terrifying moments he is Grinning#and i feel like post-fall he would take an absolutely chilling delight in his murders#he's got the inclination. he was just in the closet#matthew brown wanted to be his harley quinn SO bad it made him look stupid#dr hannibal lecter#nbc hannibal#hannibal tv#will having a thing for the stag man is also a bonus. the same way joker is 1000% into batman as an Entity
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i'm sorry, but the atla fandom is the only place where i've ever seen people unironically use a 12 year old telling his friend that killing someone out of grief is maybe a rash decision and not healthy to argue that that same 12 year old is being controlling and is an unhealthy partner
you guys know that murder is like....a bad thing....right? especially for a 14 year old? you guys know that revenge murder isn't a healthy strategy? you guys know that anyone who would encourage that is probably actually the unhealthy one in that scenario...right??
#and yes#this is about zuko and katara and aang#in the southern raiders ep#i've said it before and i'll say it again#blindly supporting whatever your friend wants is not a good idea#especially when its murder#it drives me crazy that aang is characterized as controlling for this#he literally says katara should go confront the man#he supports her healing 100%#he's just saying that murder won't automatically make her any happier#in the end she chooses not to kill him#so what are we getting mad at aang for???#sorry that the 12 year old pacifist didn't support cold blooded murder that would've undoubtedly traumatized his friend#ig he's evil for that one#aang#atla#kataang#avatar the last airbender#atla talk#atla meta#atla rant#the southern raiders#the southern raiders discourse#aang support squad#quillthrillsatlatalk
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Made this at 3am *frog blink*
Tessa neglecting her own needs to work on drones but J is here :3
#murder drones#murder drones fanart#serial designation j#tessa james elliot#j x tessa#ripping royals#jessa#personal headcanon that J loves cuddles/hugs from ppl she like#also yes#tessa have a insane GRIP on J LMAOO but let's just say its the parent's fault /nsrs#also Tessa isnt a morning bird i think
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kinktober prompt day 7: cuddling
After an intense session of Hellfire and a movie night with the older ones, all of them are staying at Steve's living room (even Steve himself. He likes when the house is full) (inprint)
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#ff kinktober 2024#they're all there but I'm lazy and only added Max and Dustin at the front#I thought about adding a leg hanging there but it looked like a murder scene so I erased it LMAO#there's no way Robin wouldnt be laying herself over Steve so ofc she has her whole arm almost on his face lol#Steve and Eddie still manage to be cute yes they're perfectly snuggled there#no moving around from the others will be able to dislodge these two ty ty#my art#robin buckley#Dustin Henderson#Max Mayfield#check og post for inprnt link
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*how does it feel to know that you are alone, sister? That nobody is coming to help you? That there is no kindness, no mercy left to be had?*
Episode 19 Carpenter got me absolutely possessed. In fact, Carpenter got me feral. Like 2 drawings of the same wet, depressed, deranged, gods favorite, cappuccino lover, wanted criminal and mass murderer asexual disaster woman is a lot
#the silt verses#tsv carpenter#sister carpenter#art#episode 19 man#if you know you know#yes she is the axe murderer herself
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back on my shit
bonus: it worked (idea by my brother n friends lol)
#actually posted this on twitter first but it was 7am when i did and i forgot to post it here so uhm#I always think vhad is a really unpopular ship until i post it on twt and i swear they come outta the woodworks#I MEAN. im happy to see these two more its just funny to me slkjfsdf#also Cyn/The Solver was the flower girl btw and yes she wears two bows <3#ok enough rambling for now#i wanna make more stuff after this. apologies on bein absent !!!#murder drones#murder drones thad#serial designation v#vhad#serial designation n#uzi doorman#murder drones lizzy#sentinal? does he have a name?? hes a registered priest now. with a cowboy brim hat obv
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