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Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.
“Is he coming to the Manor or…”
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Deadly Decisions#Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder#It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal#Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance#Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew#Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason#Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN#Morally Gray Danny#He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol#Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :>#Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great#Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D#Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination#Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay#Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book#How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive#He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know
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#columbo#season 7#try and catch me#believes you very much#ah yes. absolutely. an accident. of course. indubitably.#right from the start they're basically flirting in detectivese. she barely denies anything outright#she just spends the whole episode sticking her tongue out at him and being mischievous and 4' 11“ daring him to point a finger
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absolutely crazy to me that there's people who genuinely think that Crystal is the meaner one when it comes to her arguments with Edwin
at one point, my girl opened up about how she felt trapped by the demon who had violated her, and Mr Edwin Payne over here was like, "well, now you know how we feel!1!1!" in regards to the poor lass just having to tag along with them because she's got no memories, no clue who she is, and nowhere to go. be fucking for real
#and Edwin is practically always the one who gets argumentative first#but nahhh it's a problem when the POC girl sasses him back when he's being genuinely rude as fuck to her#then she's the “aggressive” one#and NO Edwin acting out due to his jealousy of her does NOT justify his behaviour!! she wasn't even trying to come onto Charles!!#CHARLES was the one who flirted with CRYSTAL. yes she eventually accepted his advances but she is NOT wrong for that#i daresay after all she's been through my girlie deserves to kiss the cute ghost that likes her. she's not responsible for Edwin's feelings#it's a bit more understandable for Edwin to be wary due to the Hell-demon thing but still. he treated Crystal like shite when she did nowt#i don't hate Edwin by the way. love that Edwardian bitch. but he is flawed and that can be acknowledged!!#it's good even#ace's random thoughts :)#dead boy detectives#dbda#crystal palace
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Stay still. Almost done.
Love Me, Love My Voice (2023) 1.11
#love me love my voice#很想很想你#cdramaedit#userdramas#cdrama#asiandramanet#cdramasource#dailyasiandramas#asiancentral#asiandramasource#zhou ye#tan jianci#tuserjade#mymymy#ep 11#i shooting lazerrr beamssss to the screen while watching this#BRO LOOK UP STOP LOOKING AT THAT DANG WATCH#he is actually really nice guy and i love him but boiii really needs a few tips#i can say girliee is def more advanced in the romanticismmmmmm department cause she was trying to do some kind of something somethingggggg#he great on the flirting and attentiveness and all the good bf stuff but he needs a bit more actionnn lolol#when he texted his friends later asking what to do with girls i was cacklingggggg
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ive been trying to romance neve btw but how is it that i can flirt with everyone besides her 😭
#doesn’t help that I didn’t side with minrathous LOL let me cook!!!!!!!!! im trying to do angst yuri ok.#actually let me know or not if iv been locked out of her romance 😭 im trying so bad im in the trenches#everyone getting convo scenes but when it comes to neve she’s like well I don’t rlly wanna talk to you rn im like. yes ma’am 😔🧍#I also didn’t pick her flirt option at the start bc im like marina doesn’t know her like that smh but so far that’s the only one ?? 😭😭😭😭#marina is fighting for her life out here 😭😭#shut up about dav.
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it's like a decade+ later but i really am convinced that my queer lit professor had a crush on me in undergrad and really, fuck me for not realizing i was bi earlier bc i would have pounced on that.
#kat liveblogs her life#she was this little butch southern lesbian#and i was OBSESSED with her#i just was dating someone and wasn't out yet and did not realize what was going on lol#sorry this is brought to you by me reading old emails with her after seeing a tweet that made me think of the situation#she literally wrote me: 'If I don't see you later have a good day...actually have a good day regardless of whether or not I see you'#ok dawn!! i see you!! i didn't when i was 20 but i do now!!#reading these emails as a 32 year old now i am like#'ok i can see why she had me stop by her office at 1:30AM to ask if i'd skipped a meeting bc i was uncomfortable with her for some reason'#(i did not understand it in the moment but later realized she was asking if i was uncomfortable bc i thought she had a crush on me)#(and she was awkwardly trying to assure me she didn't but also reading these emails now. YES SHE DID.)#sorry if none of this makes sense lol i'm just having a 'what if' moment rn#i have so many emails with this woman from the semester i took her queer lit class and they are all!! so!! flirty!!#i was also clearly flirting and Did Not Realize It#oh no!! baby kat what are you DOING
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achievement unlocked: my muse's workplace is holding a budget meeting in a bid to get her a valium prescription.
#she has a potentially very dangerous passive mutation (luck) that activates via adrenaline.#sc0tt is trying to convince everyone that insurance rates are already skyhigh.#please k*rt flirted with her and she got anxious so l0gan ate shit down an entire flight of stairs.#yes it was funny. but what if that was a student. please their insurance rates--#crack //
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i'm like maybe 60/40 on whether evelyn would chose vivienne or cassandra as divine (leaning towards vivienne)... evelyn has a personal history with vivienne bc as the youngest in a very long line of trevelyan children she was given to the templar order as an infant and trained as a templar for years until her magic manifested and she was carted off to the circle... then she ended up becoming a knight enchanter which is how she met vivienne... but although they genuinely really like each other they are fiercely competitive (which is actually part of what they like about each other) so i'm not sure she'd want vivienne to be divine over herself... but it's impossible to chose yourself... plus i think she'd actually rather continue to lead the inquisition anyway even if she could chose herself... and i think that although she thinks she can't truly manipulate vivienne she definitely can make mutually-beneficial deals with her and predict her actions... plus she likes the idea of giving power to another clever chantry-supporting mage who knows how to play the game as well as she does... cassandra is another matter bc they also get along really well... and evelyn was raised to respect/fear seekers... and she thinks cassandra is even more trustworthy and predictable than vivienne bc she'll always do whatever she thinks is right... which can also make her hard to manage in instances where they disagree... but they don't disagree often... so i can just imagine evelyn actually staying up late in skyhold struggling really hard with this decision... leliana is not an option bc evelyn doesn't believe in fully abolishing the circles... but the choice between those other two is hard... she genuinely could go either way... but i think i will probably go with vivienne for maximum chaos (and to complete my trilogy of mages who wreak as much havoc on thedas as possible)
#dai#dragon age#evelyn trevelyan#vivienne de fer#cassandra pentaghast#not to even mention that cassandra & vivienne are two of evelyn's best friends#and she knows whomever she chooses won't be able to spend as much time with her afterwards#so although she's trying not to let that influence her choice it's definitely still in the back of her mind#god viv & ev are so fun#they're kinda like an inception version of a friendship from mean girls#like where they all pretend to be nice to their friends but they secretly hate each other#they pretend to be nice and diplomatic on the surface but underneath it they are constantly competing#but underneath that they genuinely are best friends and they think they motivate each other to be better so they can beat each other#plus every once in a while ev will randomly ask viv to marry her which is only like 75% a joke#and viv will laugh and go “of course not darling there's no political gain to that”#cass & ev are so fun too though#they're so similar in a completely different way than viv & ev#ev looks at viv and sees a kindred spirit but she looks at cass and sees someone she might have become if magic hadn't gotten in the way#there's envy there yes but also deep respect and also just genuine enjoyment of each other's company#bc cass is such a secret romantic and such a secret DORK#and maybe she doesn't even notice when ev flirts with her#but when ev suggested supporting her as divine she may have responded in a calm way but she just couldn't stop smiling#(see this is how ev works herself into a frenzy of indecision)
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An assortment of headcanons related to Chiyori as a Jujutsu Sorcerer:
Although, Chiyori is categorised a semi-special grade sorcerer, taking on special grade missions usually exhausts her to the point where she'd take three days off just to recover. She'd spend the first two days sleeping and healing. Third day, she'd pack, prepare and generally take the day off, usually hanging out with her non-sorcerer best friend @opalchoi or voluntarily help out at her café.
Honestly, Chiyori is such a pushover. On missions if she's accompanied by students, she'd likely tell them to stay put, but if they insist on participating, she'd probably fold after a rather pathetic attempt at negotiating, lol.
Chiyori doesn't mind selfishly hooking one of the assistants to accompany her on missions. She enjoys the company, and she needs someone to keep her spare clothes safe while she gets the job done. (Usually, she prefers Ijichi, because he's easily persuaded. Surprisingly, he's more of a pushover than her).
On rare occasions when someone actually unquestioningly complies to her requests, Chiyori will praise them. She'd say things like: "Aah, how come you're being such a good boy/girl today?" Or: "You truly are my hero/champion, you know?" She's called Ijichi this countless of times. He blushes every time, and she finds it so cute, lmao.
Unlike many other in the industry, Chiyori is not married to her job. Because the sorcerer job pays fairly well, she takes weeks off at a time to visit her parents living in the outskirts of Tokyo. Majority of her income goes to support her parents. Despite this, Chiyori fares relatively well as she doesn't tend to spend her money recklessly.
In Tokyo, Chiyori lives alone in a small two-room apartment. At night she leaves on the TV in the living room. Her electrical bills are probably insane, but the background noise helps drowning out the voices inside her head. Besides, it provides her the comforting illusion that she isn't alone in the apartment.
Despite her rank, Chiyori possesses only an average amount of cursed energy. Using her cursed technique can drain it rapidly, but it depends entirely on which curse(s) she transforms into.
Pertaining to the politics of Jujutsu, Chiyori doesn't involve herself too much. She doesn't understand the full intricacies of it, and isn't interested as she perceives the stakes she has as close to non-influential to her personal life.
Chiyori prefers being assigned missions classified second grade or beneath. She finds anything above gruelling. To her dismay, the higher-ups refuse to assign her these types of missions — usually, they give those to sorcerers of lower grade. While it does make sense to her, she still feels childishly bitter about it.
In her arsenal, Chiyori only possesses one special grade curse. In combat, if she can avoid it, she won’t draw it out as her control over it is rather erratic. Instead, Chiyori gravitates towards switching between the few first grade curses she in her arsenal.
#headcanons#can imagine others disrespecting/looking down on her for not being fully committed to her job#i'm not sure if it's bc she doesn't care or if it's bc her focus is on her private life or bc she knows sorcerers will always be on demand#probably all of it - what a smart girl 😌#if they aren't too scary chi would 100% flirt w assistants as she slides into the car to try get on their good side that day lmao#“eeeh ijichi-san looks extra handsome today doesn't he?”#*claps hands* someone. give. chi. an. ijichi#im gonna repeat dis: yes chi prefers partners who give off massive beta vibes bc like everyone else she likes to get her way with things
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ooc. Please an award to Wars for being a a good human being. I SEE YOUR ASK FOR ZAYNE IM CRYING.
#[C r y I n g#[Lots of chores today but eyes emoji at akira#[AKIRAAAAAAAAAA#[SNOWCAT FOR YOU BUDDY ALL THE SNOW CATS#[can't believe I made wars unintentionally play LADS yehaw#[Yeong 🤝 Akira : bothering zayne and faust about cats#[Sobbing in my hands#[EEEEEE YEONG IN MAHOYAKU IS THE FEMALE CAIN SLIGHTLY MAYNE BUT TRYING TO FLIRT WITH AKIRA JOKINGLY#[yeong at akira stepping in front of be his shield: Yes? (She is younger than him but she will protect 'lil bri')#Eeeeeeeeeeeeee I love akiraaaaaaaaaaaa GRAN WANT TO JOIN THE ADVENTURE??? BATS EYELASHES AT YOUR MUSES MWAH
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More philosophical character discussions
#my bf and i have many names for r.a. salvatore#are they affectionate? antagonistic? yes.#ooc#all you need to know about dahlia (book character) is that she is even edgier than him and he is so soggily in love with her it makes me il#they actually have some great moments of sharing trauma together#and battle flirting of course#but at the end of the day he's just soooooooo sad and wet and tenderly trying to offer care to someone for the first time in his life and A#neither of them know wtf they are doing it's great#there's evil spider brainwashing it's like fanfiction to me#cheekyguys
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Who would have thought that trying to make a pinterest board for a fic that revolves around flowers and a funeral home would be extremely hard when the tone of the au is pretty cheerful despite happening mostly exclusively during funerals or embalmings 😅
#ignoreme.jpg#trying to find pins for clarkes aesthetic is hard#yes shes a mortician and a funeral director no its not all grime#and Lexa is just chilling there arranging the flowers dndndkd#rainy nights as clarke works and lexa just passes by to flirt djdjdo
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#i'm op so all of these apply to me :)#polls#specific polls#i got roped into fake dating someone?? in a gay way. but only during class and occasionally lunch#and my teacher was so mad but NOT bc of the gay. she just hated that student and i was a beloved teacher's pet.#like those corny tropes where the dad threatens the daughter's boyfriend. except my teacher and my good friend who i fake dated#and YES had a crush on#fake dating irl before i even knew it was a trope and then reading it in fics and going 'well people would Know if they liked each other'#girlies my fake dating friend kept recommending i watch Rocky Horror!!#in hindsight maybe i was too harsh on characters.#but anyways while i'm at this drive thru oversharing#so i have a crush ony fake dating friend my teacher hates. my teacher thinks i can do better. which is wild. i'm like 14 and insecure.#*on my#also at this point i still think i'm straight even though a LOT of people have clocked me and keep telling me i 'look gay'#every day my friend calls me a term of endearment my teacher looks like she is considering taking away her free seating for a seating chart#just so that so can keep the ruffian (bad essay writer in her opinion) away from her beloved student (comes in early to talk about motifs)#my free spirited teacher thing to not restrain us: free seating chart!#*trying#my friend: sitting next to me and passing me love notes and flirting#my teacher: [debating whether she should revoke seating in order to stop this one student or continue to let the class be free]#i think being 14 is one of the funniest things to ever happen to me actually#especially because there is an overlapping period of time where a separate group of people IRL shipped me with someone else. i'm not joking.#so you had my teacher actively rooting against shipping me. and a whole swarm of people who shipped me but with someone else.#and they all had no clue of each other bc they did not intersect.#i'm not joking either like people had invested opinions in my love life which makes me sound like cassanova no. i dated NEITHER of them!!#people were just oddly opinionated about it! Which honestly i think makes it fubnier that i wasn't and didn't date either of them.#i think being shipped and i guess UN-shipped in an overlapping period of time IN REAL LIFE is probably the funniest thing to happen#but also i think it means i can weather the storm and NEED to be in a band. i can handle it.#anyways if anyone is still reading this#i've fallen asleep MULTIPLE times in class!! and every time all my teachers have gone 'i didn't want to wake you up 🥺'
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yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure
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#i sent her the “collar your top” post and she asked me if it was supposed to be a hint 👀#so i just went mask off and said yes please#many yes many please#and she deadass. started asking details#like what kinda collar preference of lock 😵💫#what kind of CHAIN WOULD I PREFER!?#and i unnghhh#i love how much she loves dirty talk and flirting and straight up coming on to eachother like all of the time#it brings me so much joy#but tbh.. been thinking about the ex past few days#not sexually just in general#okay a little sexually but only once!! okay maybe a few times but only once did i really think about it#and it was all just fantasy bullshit and i was right back to thinking about her#its just cause ex called me a few nights ago and weve texted a little bit back and forth since#and ive spent the past 2 months basically trying not to think about her or text/call her just to avoid drama mostly#but yeah its mildly complicated at the moment#im just happy its the weekend cause i get to see herrr :>#(not ex the 'new' person)
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