#yes please.

[miriellesandthegiantpeach]

Saw or read somewhere that fans of Bucktommy are in love with love. That is so true. I hope the romcom nature of their relationship continues <3

[jupiterfoxx]

take me to a church and fuck me in the confessional. let my moans be a prayer. tell me what a 'good little lamb' i am as you choke me with my rosary. tell me you're gonna make me see God and then force me to hold eye contact while i cum. 💒🙏

[skyward-floored]

I can’t remember where I read it but somewhere in some sort of official zelda media it says the zora in botw are particularly dolphin-like. This of course, begs the question of whether they’re actually mammals or not. It seems like they could be, though I guess scales aren’t much of a mammal kind of thing. I assume botw Zora still lay eggs like in past games (I haven’t played botw in a hot minute so I don’t know if any dialogue suggests this or not), but I suppose they could still be mammals and lay eggs, like platypuses. Of course that also brings up the question on whether they sweat milk but now that I’m thinking about it maybe I’d better just assume they’re amphibians for everyone’s peace of mind

[thiamblogger]

since it's almost halloween, is there a way i request party fics?

[gingerph0bix]

He is irrefutable proof that trauma = glow up

[pewpop]

bro im hoping it will collapse sooner

do u ever think about how one day the american empire will fall and we kinda just exist in this moment at the beginning of its collapse (because lets be real this might take a couple hundred years) like okkkk guess ill just go to my part time food service job where i make $12 an hour plus tips knowing that humans in like 1000 years will be learning about the collapse of contemporary capitalism in the american empire

[quailsprout]

movie 3 first meeting

[chamerionwrites]

When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute

[eydilily]

gem n joel the strongest duo (family) that you are

and of course. her

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[toshootforthestars]

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[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

[demaparbat-hp]

I mean—it's them, right?

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[milanesacosmica]

I'm sorry but I'm obsessed with this.

My man is MAD looking at Viktor, frowning. And Viktor is looking at him but as soon as Jayce looks away he raises an eyebrow like BITCH WHY YOU MAD

Don't even get me started on how Viktor looks, like HOLY SHIT, while the light illuminates his fac- and the shado- and his eyes- I need to sit down.

[hyraxie]

jake we should watch ride the cyclone we're literally ricky and noel ok

Um.. heh! I literally asked you that in tags...