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Everyone wish Daisy a Happy 3rd Birthday 🥳
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‼Attention lgbtq community‼
Jeffrey Combs got his twitter hacked pls go report it and help him out 🙏
#yes im blazing this post#this is a crisis#jeffrey combs#herbert west#reanimator#re animator#weyoun#brunt fca#thylek shran#star trek
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#polls#polls and research#pointless poll#united states#midwest#hell#location#moving#america#look im sorry if youre insulted by me grouping some states but there are 12 Midwestern states and only 10 options allowed#i just took a trip across the country and my limited perspective is that Ohio is Not So Bad#i grew up in Missouri 🫠#why yes i am blazing this post#i enjoy whoring my ideas to the masses to satisfy my curiosity
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VOTE BLAZE FOR FHR TUMBLR SEXYMAN
now why on earth would i, a humble man, ask the people to vote for blaze over ricardo? what basis could i possibly have to convince you to consider him over (arguably) los diablos most eligible bachelor?? friends, i come to you with two simple arguments:
1. blaze shows a surprising amount of depth when you dive under the flashy exterior
2. i cannot stress enough how funny it would be to watch ortega lose in the first round
blaze is undeniably a suave, arrogant asshole who desperately needs somebody to kick his ass. hes a little prick to the puppet (if theyre male, if theyre female he switches his tune Damn Quick) and he somehow managed to fumble chen??? which is frankly embarrassing for him.
However. however. hes shown in both very small interactions when you meet him and during the actual fight to be a competent, strategic hero who cares about the people. as step points out, when the puppet stumbles over him his immediate reaction is to treat them like somebody who needed help. during the fight, he first takes the time to strategize, making sure to dial back his powers to make sure nobody gets hurt– to the point that he hinders himself. even chen says that blaze always had careful control, to the point where if you fry him in the meeting room, chen suspects somethings up.
hes also surprisingly reasonable about step, giving serious thought to what they say and do regardless of how cruel of a villain they are. yeah ok ortega has the 'sympathetic' villain relationship status but does that really do anything about his perceptions of them??? he still readily calls them a monster during the villain reveal. meanwhile it takes one(1) conversation with blaze to get him questioning his bosses, and it literally does not matter how many people youve killed, he ends up pestering alvarez about it anyway. i firmly believe that hes put a lot more thought about the problems in the system he works under, even if he puts more faith in it than he should.
anyway thats enough serious propaganda, heres the sillier ones: hes such a loser. like 24/7 nonstop. this man is utterly pathetic. i know i talked about how good he is as a hero but listen to me. he gets all dismissive about a step that has less than 55 infamy, but i have 9 steps (though i only talk about 4). i have lost to him by accident Once. i have to codedive so i can lose to him On Purpose for the achievement it is so bad. it is so funny watching all the ways he can eat shit during that fight. truly the pinnacle of bisexual failboy.
I ALMOST FORGOT THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY KINDA OUTS HIS CONNECTION WITH CHEN BECAUSE HE WAS BEING SALTY??? LIKE
POV YOU KEEP YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MARSHAL OF LOS DIABLOS SECRET FOR MONTHS ONLY TO POTENTIALLY EXPOSE IT TO A RANDO BCAUSE YOU WERE MAD ABOUT BEING EXES.
it has also come to my attention via @allens-chocolate-dreams that rat king can become his fan if step falls out the window again and this is extremely important to me.
can rat king be a fan of ortega??? no, because ortega is a loser whos immune to telepathy. very clear whos superior here imo. oh and im probably legally required to say that he has fire powers which makes him objectively hotter than ortega.
finally and most importantly,
if blaze wins i will draw ric dying in a glue trap.
#did i search up blaze sections within the code just to reread them and make points for this propaganda?#dont even worry about it#im. really really sorry this turned out to be more of a character study than a propoganda post for sexyman????#ig this is for the literary analysis whores#honestly my favourite scene is when he kills a civilian by accident and i Really wish that was touched upon more#because jesus christ. thats /messed/#i hope he becomes sopping wet in the next game about the horror of accidentally murdering someone#anyways yes#vote blaze fhr tumblr sexyman 2k24#captain blaze#ortega#fhr#pulp speaks#fhr sexyman tournament
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People who ship like....irl sportsboys .(hockey players etc)..whats it like to be completely fucking lost from reality???????
For context: my cousin is a sportsboy and seeing someone be like "all the Pittsburgh penguins are kissing each other with tounge and fucking each other tenderly" is like
Bro...what
#im absolutely being a hater about this its fucking weird my guy#yes this about that one blazed post lmao
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He's threeeeeeeeee
#prince's cat tag#yes he was born on bisexual awareness day and as a bisexual person that makes this day extra special#hes getting so fluffy again!! which will be good when it starts getting colder#i wanna kiss his little face#you know that post about looking at pics of your cat at work like a solider looking at a pic of his beloved in a locket? thats me w/ my cat#normally id blaze this post to show everyone but im not giving this site money anymore#so imma do it the old fashioned way and reblog it at various points in the day
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GRAHH! got mad thinking about s1lvaze again
#censoring so that it doesnt show up in main tags bc i may be a hater but im not disrespectful#like UGH i understand yes yes whatever#i GET IT. i UNDERSTAND!!! but silver and blaze have always to me had the perfect metaphor for siblings growing up in an absuive household#like!!!!! when everything around you is awful but through it all you carve out the smallest life for the two of you!!!!!!! whatever man!!!!!#no one understands me but Chip leave me tf ALONEEEE BRO#ugh ugh ugh i gotta post about silver and blaze more often
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Strange finding out your post has broken containment from a different person I follow who reblogged it. Wild looking at your username and going 'hey wait I know this guy', hope you've been doing okay despite it
i muted notifications <3
#so yes im doing fine#had a bit of a panic when someone tried to blaze it#i didn't realize it was on ''let people blaze your posts'' sdlkfjsldfjs#i dont want s/taff to snipe me for critiquing their set up#i just want people to yknow. know. that some new blogs might follow before they can get an icon.#and that until you can add a profile pic before following. we should give blank blogs a tiny grace period#before assuming bot and blocking
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Of course tumblr is going to allow those stupid crab day posts to get blazed and shoved in our faces. But if you try to blaze a post criticizing their bullshit, it doesn't go through. Hmm, I wonder why.
#tfw talking#I'm tired of seeing these 'tumblr is doing these changes bc theyre in debt' takes#theyre doing these changes bc theyre a corporation wanting to be more like other social medias#how many more posts do people have to make to get that through your heads#yes let's give this site more money surely with that money theyll improve#surely they wont keep allowing bigotry being promoted silence more queer folks and hinder accessibility to disabled folks#im blocking each blazed post of it trust me
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filled out that big survey tumblr’s got rn how funny would it be if they interviewed me
#if they ask i will say yes#im not joking !#the prize is credits to blaze posts which is hilarious cause in my answers im like. kinda Anti-Blazed-Posts LMAO
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the problem with having a post take off is that if you want to add a followup or a clarification, whatever, unless you're someone who has enough followers that a reblog of your own post will take off, you're kinda just stuck having to forever see tags/receive asks about the outdated version. the solution of course is to not care about people being wrong on your post but that is a level of internet enlightenment i have yet to reach (and tbh probably never will)
#personal#i am zen i am calm i am not rolling on the ground in spasms of agony because ppl are wrong on the internet#also it's not always that deep sometimes ppl in the tags just notice things i didn't and i wish i could make a response#that takes them out of the tags and into the post where ppl will actually see it bc they made a great point or said something funny#but im in that like#in between place in terms of follower count#where posts of mine will get noticed#but a self reblog won't#anyways yes this is about the charities that are actually hate groups post#but also in advance#the critroll poll i want to reblog with the addition of all the brilliant tags#ya'll are so funny and insightful and i want the people to know!#i guess i could blaze the charity post#actually i probably will as soon as i pay my visa bill and can actually use it online again lmao#ahhh. the most obvious symptom of my adhd is my bank account actually
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hey so is anyone gonna do anything about how tumblr blazed posts show posts with tags i blacklisted @staff
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@ringaroundtheroses i gotta tag the toxic yuri pissnation leeader
you have fundamentally misunderstood the character by only taking from irony-poisoned jokes and memes. I have fundamentally misunderstood the character by half-remembering their yuri doujins as canon. we are not the same.
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ive had to block literally a dozen bots just today and yet blocking still doesnt stop an accounts posts from showing up on my dash
#WHAT is the POINT#ik im just complaining at this point and yes its about the recent waves of bots#but also i should not have to keep seeing posts from literal bigots i know ive blocked for the longest time#im wondering if its the blaze thing or not but ugh whatever#can tumblr please fix its filter system already#rambles
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Going absolutely feral that they used Blaze’s backstory from sonic rush instead of her one from 06. Absolutely jumping for joy that she gets to be a princess from another dimension again.
AND SHE TOLD TAILS TO SAY HI TO CREAM FOR HER :)
#i am aware i am screaming into the void#i just dont care#also omg blaze’s design in tbis game#i LOVE her fan#purple and fire??? yes#i just really love Blaze the cat#very happy she gets to be a badass princess again#i mean time traveling fire cat here to save the future is cool too but#bleh#and her friendship with cream is back :)))))))#im loosing my mind#if anyone ik irl sees this post no you didn’t
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I’ll love you in every multiverse I Five Hargreeves x Reader
WC: 1,791
Post Apocalypse Au! ( Yes Im writing another one )
Pt. 1 Pt.2 Pt.3 Pt.4
Summary: The Umbrella’s can understand jumping through time and all its rules, yeah fuck with the timeline and it’ll fuck you right back. But what happens when a portal opens up in the middle of the academy and outfalls a girl who claims to be Five’s wife from a different universe.
Disclaimer: This takes place after season one if Viktor didn’t blow up the moon.
The Umbrella Academy had saved the world from its supposed end. The siblings had lounged around the academy slowly letting reality set that they had avoided their demise. It was the next morning when each of them woke up to check their surroundings, making sure that doomsday wasn’t there.
Five went downstairs for his morning coffee when he saw Allison scrolling for flights on her phone and Klaus checking where was the next place he could buy drugs.
“Leaving so soon?” He questioned.
Allison looked up at him although happy to see her brother, guilty because he was right.
“I have to go see my daughter. After everything that has happened I need her now just as much as she needs me.”
Five nodded his head, understanding where she was coming from, although a little irked she wasn’t wasting any time running away.
A loud zap was heard and wind swirled toward the top of the room. A red portal had opened above the living room. The rest of the siblings (Luther, Viktor, Diego) had rushed down to see what the loud noise was. It was deja vu, like when Five had returned for the first time. In the portal, they could see a fight happening. Figures that had looked like them in a place that looked like their home. A woman’s back came close to the portal, they could see she was in combat but stood observing. Another man who they couldn’t identify, rushed forward and pushed the woman through the portal.
A girl who looked to be in her early twenties had fallen through. Her face was covered in soot, her hair black as night, and her eyes closed in pain. She was wearing a navy body suit that clung to her figure, and blood, not her own, stained the fabric.
The Hargreeves gathered around to observe this strange phenomenon trying to assess the danger. They were so used to people being against them, so why would this time be different.
You coughed loudly before sitting up, and each sibling tensed with adrenaline. The girl looked around the room with blazing blue eyes before she landed on the youngest Hargreeves.
“Five?” you questioned.
Everyone turned to look at Five.
Luther spoke up first, “You know her?”
“I have never met her in my life.” Five retorted.
The girl dusted off her suit before standing. “Well if you never met me, you either will meet me or I’m dead in this universe.”
“The names y/n , y/n Hargreeves.”
“I don’t remember our father adopting anyone else,” Diego said. He raised his knives, carefully ready to strike at any move she would make.
“That’s because I wasn’t adopted into this family. Married actually.” And with this, she held up her left hand, a beautiful diamond ring shone in the light with a gold band beneath it. The diamond was embellished with 2 smaller emeralds on the side, perhaps representing her lover’s eyes.
“Married? To who.” Viktor questioned.
“To him.” She looked back at Five.
“Well not to him, an alternate version of him. We met a few years ago and got married, nice seeing the family again,” she nodded her head towards the siblings.
“So what are you saying you guys are married in a different timeline?” Klaus asked.
“No, not a different timeline, a different universe.” She sat down on the couch.
Your brain felt like it was rattling against your skull, and your body ached. You took a minute to think. Fuck, it was going to be difficult to get back to your Earth, and to make things better you had no idea where to start.
“Alright before you all start firing questions at me, someone get me a cup of coffee, black please.” You threw a jacket that hung over the couch on you to hide the state of your clothes. "Allow me," The alternate of your husband said. Five quickly blinked the two of you into the car and began to drive, leaving his brothers and sisters dumbfounded. "So you and I, are married in another multiverse."
"Correct." "You look to be about my age, how come I haven't met you yet here." Surely he would remember someone as beautiful as you. "Well it's as I said, my version here could be dead or you might not have met her yet. That being said although 18 out of the 20 multiverses I have visited, we are together." "And the other two?" "In Earth 216, we are strangers, never have crossed paths, and never will. We simply live our lives with other people." Five's eyebrows furrowed. For some reason even if he didn't know you, he didn't like the idea of you with someone else. "In Earth 894, we were madly in love but our egos destroyed us, and we were never the same since." Five could tell there was more to that story but didn't press any further. "So tell me about us, how did we end up together." "I was Diego's friend first, he and I met in the police force. Diego kinda took me under his wing as I was the youngest graduate out of the academy. Perks of having a high IQ." Five raised his eyebrow at that. "Anyways, he invited me over after your father's funeral. " "Long story short, you fell in love with my charms and I was the only one who could tolerate you. We got married not too long after. It was a small wedding but it's my most precious memory. Our families had gathered together at the church no too far away from here. You cried on our wedding day by the way." Inciting a side glare from Five.
"But...that's where we had some problems." "Do you remember when I fell out of that portal?" Five nodded his head remembering seeing a fight in the alternate dimension. "Well, apparently some of the 43 are not too happy about their powers, nor happy about living among the common people, they believed themselves superior and it became chaos." The two of you arrived at Griddys. Five walked over to the side of your door and opened it for you. "Thank you, darling." You said with a smile. Five's heart spiked at the nickname. He shook his head at the feeling, obviously, it's just what you were used to calling YOUR Five. The two of you sat at the counter and ordered your coffees and sweets. You signed before pulling out a small stack of photos from inside your suit. "This is us and your family." The photo was a picture of you and Five on your wedding day. Five had never looked so happy. Beside him was Luther who he assumed was his best man, next to him was Viktor, Diego, and a man who looked like you. You must have caught his staring, "That's my brother Damien." He nodded and looked beside you. You were wearing a long white dress with intricate lacing, the dress was strapless with a square neckline and had a small slit on the side. Your veil was flipped over your head and flowed down your back. Beside you, was Allison as your maid of honor and two other women who he assumed were your friends. You weren't looking at the camera but at him. The next picture you gave him was a close-up of the two of you. You were the one taking the photo. His alternate self was older and had longer hair and facial hair, but he faced your side kissing your cheek affectionately. "This is my favorite photo of you." You handed him another photograph but this one didn't have you in it. This one was a picture of just Five and in his arms a little girl. She looked like you. Five gulped, a million questions ran through his head. Could this... could this have been his future if he didn't make that stupid jump? You said that not all multiverses are the same, you and him could never meet in this one. But that didn't stop his heart from hurting at the thought of missing out on a life of happiness because of his arrogance. "Before you jump to conclusions, she's not ours. She's my niece that we were babysitting. You just looked so sweet with her. You had always told me you wanted kids before but I wasn't ready." You had looked away sadly. In your home, Five always wanted to settle down and raise a family of his own, but you felt like you weren't ready. Now you regretted not because you weren't sure if you would ever be able to get back home. The two of you sat in silence drinking your coffee, both thinking about the what-ifs. "So...how did you end up here. I've been able to time travel but I've never thought about the possibility of multi-dimensional traveling." "As I said there was a fight between us, your family, and some of the 43. They called themselves the Ascendants. Believe to be the superior race." You took a deep breath before continuing. "The Ascendants had a man who could travel the multiverse with his own power, no special gear or machine need. We had planned to capture him but miscalculated. He was ready for us and he aimed to take out me, his biggest threat."
You took another breath before looking into Five's eyes. "I can warp reality. It is essentially in the name. I can manipulate reality itself, altering the fabric of existence according to my will." "But not without a cost," you continued. "Each time I control something, and the bigger it is, the more of my life force I use." Five sat in silence. This was a lot of information to take in. "So what now. How do I help you get back home." "I have...no clue. You were always the smarter one of the two of us. You were the one who had built the machine, of course before it was destroyed when Viktor took out the house." You sighed. It was going to take a lot of research and time to figure it out. "Well, I'm newly retired and have nothing on my plate so let's start at the library." He hopped off the stool and made his way to the door. "You coming?" He said turning to look at you. You smiled, he was a great man. Even if this Five wasn't your husband you loved him no matter what. You ran up looping your arm in his making your way out of Griddy's. ⋆。‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧。⋆⋆。‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧。⋆⋆。‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧。⋆⋆。‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧。⋆⋆。‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧。⋆⋆。‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧。⋆⋆。‧˚ Pt 2 of this story is out now!
Author's note: I got tons of drafts just full of ideas I've had and never gone through with. I've been rewatching the MCU films and Spiderverse so that was kinda my inspiration for this one. If you like my work check out my other Five stories here! I also always appreciate comments and feedback! It definitely keeps me going. She's my Angel Pt1. Shes my Angel Pt2.
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