#yee to the haw baby

[mintchocopudd]

ITS VERY HELPFUL!! THANK YOU FOR INDULGING THIS HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION WHICH IM VERY CURIOUS ABOUT AND READY TO SACRIFIFE MY DIGITAL FOOTPRINT FOR IT.

A very hypothetical question to hsr and boothill liker community. How does Boothill's dick work? Is it detachable? Does it work like usb plug? Metal? or what? I need proper explanation please, thank you.

[in-my-loki-feels]

Seven Some Sentence Sunday

AKA Yee Haw Sunday! That's right, I'm back to celebrate with more than seven sentences because I couldn't wait until Wednesday when today was the perfect day. Here's some more Lokius cowboy AU started here and continued here.

Thank you @elodiah for the tag! 🫶 And thank you @lokimobius for the bath idea.

Loki’s hand on his chest felt hot, even with his skin warmed up by the bath. Loki’s gaze traveled down to the soap suds that hid everything else. Not like he needed clean water to see what he’d had his hands—Christ, his mouth—on weeks ago.  Slow as molasses, that green-eyed gaze rose to meet his own. The moment stretched on until Mobius broke.  “Damn it all to hell,” he muttered, uncocking his revolver and tilting his head back. He wasn’t takin’ him in and they both knew it. He set the revolver on the table and rested his hand on the side of the tub.  “Thought you’d moved on,” he said, unable to keep the grumpiness from his voice.  “Spend long enough in one place, and they send the Marshals after you.” Mobius knew it was true, had felt pressure mounting as he failed to round up Loki and his gang. It’d only been a matter of time before the townsfolk expected him to summon assistance.  That didn't make Loki’s sudden absence sting any less.  “Only if yer misbehavin’,” Mobius muttered, just to be contrary. 

Loki grinned, slow and smooth. “I'd never do that, of course,” he said. He still had a hand on Mobius’ chest. He rubbed his thumb back and forth, catching on the hair there.  Mobius grabbed Loki by the wrist and moved his hand away. His presence was distracting enough; he didn’t need a touch as well. 

No pressure tags: @kcscribbler @devilbearingtrouble @wolfpup026

@loki-is-my-kink-awakening @blackbirdofasgard @silentxsymphony

[xxalienyolkxx]

I made the pig too cute and I feel terrible :,(

[robins-art-palace]

Yo, whats he yapping about?

[vellichorbindery]

Boot Scootin’ Baby—

Made a few of these little quartos of one of my fav wolfstar one shots 🤠

cover & typeset art by the lovely @waxingrunes 😘😘😘

read for free on ao3

[osamucide]

cowboy dazai. thoughts? 🌸

i will be saving a horse.

[jodjuya]

How it started:

How it's going:

Here's the spice blend I'm using:

Long pepper, tailed pepper, black pepper, Sichuan pepper (green), Sichuan pepper (red), grains of paradise, & brown mustard seeds.

And the pre-powdered spices are cinnamon, nutmeg, galangal, and paprika.

Later on I'll add Vegemite & Worcestershire sauce & chicken stock.

[mmmthornton]

making bread for the first time in forever. I put a bunch of spices in it and i hope that doesn't ruin the rise lol, we''lllllll seeeeee. Anyway, my apartment smells like ginger and cloves because i crushed some with my wooden m&p like the classic kitchen witch i am. 🧹

[hungry-hobbits]

went out w a friend of my mom's today and we found a cowboy store

[otrtbs]

gonna be an absolute menace when i go back home to texas real diabolical days planned ahead

[halsingf]

lizbeth’s boy toy no. 1!!! this is glenn he owns a ranch and calls her pretty a lot <3

[dilfcherricola]

i know we all hate america here but every time i see a canadian or god forbid a european talking about how gross our food is i reach my hand a little closer to my red white and blue trucker hat

[ponds-of-ink]

I am riding on the dopamine rush of “all right, but what if Elizabeth/Circus Baby hears all the disrespect going on in the Out There duet and combats it?”.

What makes it even better is that I’m imagining Circus Baby probably getting some top-tier treatment right now in this little mini-“fanfic” of sorts.

[justaaveragereader]

Got bored in class, drew your favorite lil guy💛 (you can really see the void in his eyes lmao🤣💀)

This is legit my favorite chaotic little guy😭💙! He’s my spirit animal, I refuse to believe otherwise! The void in his eyes is such a damn mood. Y’all should see when he’s yelling “fuck”. Mans is a mood! Paired with the cowboy hat💋🤌!

[driftwoodskeleton]

no pepsi this week but mum got me some mother fuckin CAPRI SUNS instead HELL YEAH BROTHA

[happi-squirrel]

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