#yeah this is a

[haro-draws]

[chaotic-minds-think-alike]

HYPERSOMNIA

[arbitrarycategories]

trying to figure out what ages my time traveled fairies are and im DOING MY MATH RIGHT but my numbers do not MATCH. if natsu is 15 in x781 and 18 in x784 when the series starts, then if we assume he has a summer bday he is still 18 when they get time frozen at tenrou (in december x784), which according to canon lasts five years (they get free march x791), then in september x792 when the final battle is he should be 20. but if i count from x781 (age 15) to x792 that's eleven years, so he SHOULD have been 26. which doesn't make sense if they were on tenrou island for 5 years! where did this extra year come from. what is it doing here. is it because of the summer bday?? is he actually 14 in the beginning of x781

[verm1c1de]

oh ive just been going through it this week gang my sleeping is absolutely fucked to concord and i feel like dry leaflitter on the floor. what godamn hellplace son of a bitch put me on this godfursaken earth only to ruin my favorite thing: naps

[seedofjoseph]

John only ever shaves his chest, and that's why he won't show off the rest of his torso.

[modernchemical]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[lovely-v]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[extensionallydefined]

they thought private language was possible and that meaning isn't derived from public recognition of use cases and rule-following, they mad!!!!

The worst thing about formal English is that it offers these wonderful suffixes, then only lets you use them in prescribed circumstances. I should be able to describe things as meatful or leftly or falsewise without departing from the formal register if I darn well please.

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[mag200]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.