A French link that noclips through every shrine (bc apparently botw in French has better times for speed runs?) I love ur tags on that one post kgodkfnekf
French: "What do you mean you don't know how to noclip?"
Bread: "I just don't?"
French: "But you speak French!"
Bread: "Only because it's faster than English."
French: "How can you use some speedrun strats but not the most important ones?"
Bread: "My quest wasn't that big of a deal anyway."
French: "What was your quest again?"
Bread: "To cook bread as fast as possible."
French:
Bread: "I ruined everything by the way. I don't recommend speaking French if you can't understand it."
French:
French: "What the-"
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DISCLAIMER: i have my own opinions but mainly i just enjoy stirring up chaos. Tell me in the tags what you all think!!✨
Reblog for sample size etc etc you know it
ps. Yeah thats not a walrus emoji but its the closest i had cmooon cut me some slack guys
pps. bts as in BEHIND THE SCENES dont come @ me talking about BTS the group yall (<-actual mistake i have done. multiple times. yay.)
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Six-Song Soundtrack Tag Game
Thank you to the wonderful @shivunin for creating this tag game because this is exactly the type of tag game I love.
Rules
If you're tagged, make a new post with links to music and/or lyrics describing the following:
1. An event that defines your character's past
2. How your character sees themselves
3. How others view them
4. Their closest relationship (platonic or romantic)
5. A major fight scene
6. End credits song
I could do this one for every one of my Dragon Age characters, but I've been thinking a lot about Elodie lately, so here goes nothing.
1. Le Divertissement Royal de Versailles: Rondeau du Marriage Forcé (Jean-Baptiste Lully)
2. The King of All Birds (Aoife O'Donovan)
Look out, look out,
Here I come now, fists out.
I'm a fighter bird,
I'm a Harrier hawk, a wild flock:
I keep time by the city clock
When the moon is steady, I'll find you.
I'm not lucky and I'm not scared,
There could be goldmine anywhere.
3. Peregrine (Mako)
Fly, peregrine, I hope your broken wings can carry you home
Fly, peregrine, I hope you will remember me, you said you will
4. Hide & Seek (Etta Marcus)
Every time you lay your blonde hair,
I'll be right next to you, whether you want me-
I'll walk on broken glass to get there,
I'm gonna find you in a game of hide and seek.
5. The Count (Audiomachine)
6. Once I'm Gone (Finnegan Tui)
Once I'm gone, dream of me:
The wind in my hair and sun at my feet.
I'll run with rain and fall with wild things,
Sing to it all as it sings to me-
But that'll be then.
Tagging: @isayashai @creaking-skull @zevrn @cairaleighexe @chanafehs but, as always, no pressure ❤️
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one of the major problems i find with online discourse about antagonistic characters and storylines sourcing from novels is that some people cant see past what is said to what is meant- and that other people can, but in their perception of the implied lore, make overdue assumptions of plot and character.
for example: in svsss, it is heavily implied that qiu jianluo s/a'ed the original shen qingqiu, thus shaping his outlook on society in general: females are safe, males are not. this leads to point against him in the form of his favouritism for ning yingying, the only (afaik) female qing jing disciple and his habit of finding comfort in brothels. this is misconstrued by the original protagonist in the novel pidw, leading to a false misconception held by our protagonist, shen yuan, that shen qingqiu is a lecherous paedophile.
as the reader, there are a number of context clues given to tell us how that is not the case-- mostly found in the extras-- and are meant to challenge the worldview, make us realize that like shen yuan, we as the audience only know as much as the author will tell us. did shen jiu hate luo binghe specifically because his name reminded him of qiu jianluo? was he jealous of the potential luo binghe had? or was he merely looking for a target to take his anger out on?
it is not mentioned, therefore we do not know, and should not make assumptions on the canon behaviour of this character towards someone else.
however, this is often not understood by the overall fandom: either they completely look past the context clues that tell us, this character is more than they seem and instead jump straight to demonization without first considering context and setting, or they overcompensate for someone by making excuses to justify behaviour we do not have explanations for.
this is the reason why we have people who constantly demean and bully others in fandom: they cannot read or think for themselves past what is clearly shown to them and refuse to challenge the idea that the author may be deliberately feeding unreliable information to make a more interesting story, and it doesnt help that there are people attempting to justify behaviour that is specifically written to be bad.
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What’s your favorite weird old movie you’ve seen recently? I need recommendations
okay so i wrote up kind of extensive reviews with screenshots and everything of a bunch of movies i watched recently but then every time i instinctively hit ctrl-z to undo a mistake tumblr would delete like 4/5 of my post. this happened three times and now i give up. instead i'm just going to post links to my letterboxd reviews sorry.
there's plenty of movies that are older and weirder that i could recommend but here are just some things i watched in the last couple weeks that i had a great time with:
Three Giant Men (1973) this one's on youtube
Crippled Avengers (1978)
Orochi, the Eight-Headed Dragon (1994)
The Nine Demons (1984)
Versus (2000)
Death Spa (1989)
Bloodmoon (1997)
i also recommend a post i made a while ago about my favorite old weird microgenre that i took to calling Wuxia Wizard Wars
most of these can be found through streaming services or other 🏴☠️ means but if not, i do have means of sharing portions of my hoard to people who ask nicely
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designs for my azem (with color!)
more info under the cut bc i ramble
their name is hestia! and they may have been an experiment for creation magicks early in life (looks lovingly at the raids for confirming my suspicions that creation magic could absolutely be misused on people). so their hair n eyes r supposed to be weird, their hair specifically supposed to give you the idea of fire-head [gender redacted], and their eyes are supposed to be iridescent as opposed to the usual glow ancients have. they would really rather everyone behaved normally about it and didnt bring it up though
they dont have any memories from before they were found abandoned as a child, and due to the amount of strange things wrong with them, venat/azem ended up taking them in as she investigated, which turned into an apprenticeship and then got them the position of azem. venat never found out where exactly they came from, but she is certain of is that someone did experiments on them and that they are much happier as her adoptee and azem than digging into their past.
they almost always glamour over their actual convocation mask with a regular one bc they dont want to intimidate anyone by being azem (emet-selch has long since given up on complaining about it). if they are in a place like elpis where they need their hood down and their mask off, they cover up their hair with a scarf and wear their mask anyways until they get told to take it off. its both because of how strange they look but also because their aether is warped in a way to draw in other people’s aether (which is mostly just annoying in that it makes people think they have a gravity to their presence). but the amount gets worse when they get people’s direct attention and dont get a chance to mitigate, and in some cases it ends badly because people have differing reactions to being drawn to them
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