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serqphites · 3 months ago

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that’s it i’m starting a whole ass tag for edits im obsessed with

#yeah so i’m pregnant #look at my boyfriend #the INTRO???#sorry but dianna agron in a backwards cap please destroy my life #edits !!#katies gay ass thoughts

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allpromarlo · 11 days ago

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gave in and started playing lds and dawg the sylus story has me KEELING. shopkeeper looked this man dead in his face and said “she don’t want you bro”

#and he was upset too LMFAO ain’t look her in the face since #granted i’m not far into it yet but for some reason they threw me in here right after the first two storylines soooo. yeah #more to come #but it’s disappointing that i have to worry about pulls and five stars here too cuz don’t i already have my hands full w hsr #what is this. do you want my money #you’re not getting it bitch go away #i’ll spend money on feixiao and dan heng and acheron and that’s it #foh #n e way yeah i’ve never played an otome game before so this is new to me but i’m liking it so far #my mc is getting rafayel pregnant btw. ok bye #lds #love & deepspace #lds sylus

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sticcmann · 6 days ago

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Fucking arcane finale tomorrow??????????? Am I ready or not idk

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fridayiminlovemp3 · 19 days ago

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that weird ass fucking lifetime christmas movie that’s thinly veiled fan fiction about taylor swift and travis kelce makes me so uncomfortable like that is FREAK behaviour, making that a real movie is FREAK BEHAVIOUR. i can’t even watch the trailer for it it just freaks me out

#idk how to explain it #like i think the harry styles fan fic movies are kind of funny #like definitely still deeply weird and creepy and if i was him i’d never go outside again #but for some reason this one is like 1000 times worse to me #maybe because it’s not even a y/n thing it’s just 2 real life actual people #idk i don’t like a lot of the tayvis fans anyway #i really don’t have any opinions on travis kelce like i’m a fan of taylor swift not her boyfriends lol #did he write all too well 🤔🤨#anyway #but yeah i don’t like them!!! they’re freaks! people didn’t even act like this over haylor and that was CULTURE #it’s mostly how obsessed they are like why are we watching FOOTBALL for a MAN #it just feels so conservative to me lol #and how badly they want her to get married and get pregnant 😭#WERID AS FUCK TO OBESSIVE OVER SOMEONE LIKE THAT #weird as fuck!!! like she’s never talked about wanting kids and wanting to get married #and has consistently referred to herself as a lonely cat lady #but i digress #and the way she’s only shut down rumours about her getting married or being pregnant because they actually offend her🤔#food for thought #moral of the story is i don’t like how people behave about them #let’s talk about her lyricism and her artistic abilities not her womb lmao crazy thought #taylor swift #mari.txt

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housewifebuck · 9 months ago

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the way he stands like a pregnant woman always makes me giggle a little bit

Yeah it’s bc he’s pregnant

#this is so funny dude I’m #like yeah that’s what it is #I’ve been trying to put my finger on it for a year #he stands like a pregnant woman. you fucking cracked it 😭😭😭😭😭#fave #asks #office hours

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floral-hex · 15 days ago

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BABY WATCH 2024!

First 24 hours with the new kitten. Thought it was a she, but did a closer inspection earlier and I’m leaning towards a he.

Anyway, the good stuff: he is the sweetest, most well behaved kitten I have ever seen. He’s an angel. He spent most of last night sleeping on my chest. I haven’t had such an actively affectionate cat in ages. The two I have now are sweet, but they don’t really cuddle. This little dude does. This little dude is awesome. He follows me around, doesn’t get into things he’s not supposed to, and instantly knew how to use a litter box. If he wasn’t so young, I’d think he was an abandoned indoor cat. But he’s baby. My baby. Still needs a name, though.

The not so good stuff: I DO NOT need another cat! I live in a small apartment with two other adult cats and a small dog. New cats are also expensive! He’s gonna need shots and to get fixed and, to be painfully honest, I really don’t know if I can afford that now. Shit, I’m basically out of (human) food until I can get some cash on friday. It’s rough. I’m really anxious. I love this little guy. I didn’t just pick a random kitten. I’d seen him outside a couple of times and I just… I hated the idea of this way too trusting little guy trying to survive out in the world. He just kept crying out at me and following me. There are other stray cats around, but this one is so small and so sweet and he followed me home and he loves me so much I literally started crying while holding him bc I didn’t want him to ever have to fight just to survive out there. I hate it. I mean, I love him, but it does make me feel kind of sick inside bc I know it’s not exactly a smart decision to take in a stray right now. Life sucks. He’s curled up next to me in bed now and if he wasn’t so tiny and sweet and wonderful, I might be okay not keeping him & letting him stay outside with his friends. I’m glad he’s not a human baby or I’d really be freaking out right now.

Anyway, I’d die for him now so it’s a done deal. My baby now.

#baby watch 2024 #I love him!!!!!#im also really anxious and sad about how I’m going to afford/live with another cat #this is why I can’t look at the adoptable cats at pet stores. it will 100% ruin my day.#absolute unobtainable dream would be to one day own a large piece of land and adopt/foster as many strays as possible #blegh… stressful #but he’s a little angel so it’s okay #it’ll work out in the end #the juice is worth the squeeze as they say #a baby #I should say I do have a ton of experience with raising kittens #things were kinda… out of control when I was a kid #at one point my family had almost two dozen cats in the house which sounds terrible I know #hoarders level terrible #there were a few stray cats we fed and then took in #and then they turned out to be pregnant and had babies everywhere #so yeah we had a ton of kittens #we managed to get most of them adopted though so it wasn’t like we were living with a horde of cats everywhere #just long enough for them to ween off milk and be adopted #it was a very rough time #so this past day I’ve been having a lot of flashbacks to taking care of kittens #skipping school to take care of them. in like 5th grade. stressful. not smart life decisions.#what can I say I’m dumb as hell #this isn’t important #you can ignore this #text #mine

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junewild · 3 months ago

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dreamed i was taking a second pregnancy test to confirm the pregnancy test i had already taken, possibly in a previous dream. it was also positive. obviously i will be taking one irl just in case

#k talks #listen! there are two layers of supposedly fallible contraception between me and pregnancy. But #i believe (unseriously + recreationally; to quote a friend) in the irony of the universe & i am Not willing to test that #it was also made of sugar and crumbled in my hands as i was reading the result SO who’s to say really but #extremely cringe to tell people ‘yeah i’m pregnant. no i don’t have proof it melted into sludge like the wicked witch. but i am tho.’#this was the central plot of the dream #for some reason taking a third (ideally non-melting) test did not occur to me #also we decided to keep the baby which. frankly. in this economy???#hopefully someday but today is NOT that day

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hobermallowed · 1 year ago

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I’m sick of the drama about feminine Louis. They’re not trying to protect Louis at all, they’re just mad that for once a black man is being portrayed as soft and now they want to gatekeep the fics. But notice how when the reverse happens these blogs have NOTHING to say. Transparent ass bitches. I’m gonna write some loustat mpreg with bottom louis especially for these haters. Black fandom can’t have anything for themselves bc of people like this.

I’m not disagreeing anon. If anything, I support you.

#mpreg isn’t really my jam but i still support you #bc at this point that is what it sounds like #and i do agree that there are no problems when lestat’s flamboyance is interpreted as femininity #but any attempts to do that with louis and suddenly it’s political #it’s tiring and boring and I’m sick of it too #and ik i sound like a broken record but just block these people #bc they’re just spouting nonsense at the end of the day #and they run around engaging with things they know they won’t lie (bottom!louis or loustat mpreg with a barefoot pregnant louis at home)#so they can complain like these types of domestic fics aren’t popular as hell #go to any ship with two white men and I guarantee you’ll see fics like this all over #but there’s no problems with these types of fics apparently #but of course when black fans want a peace of that pie it’s ‘holding up gender roles’ or ‘it’s homophobic’ and whatever #it’s bullshit if you ask me #so yeah…just block em 💞#they’re not worth the effort or emotion love #and their opinions on these things mean jack shit #write what you want to read!#fanfic is for you

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croc-odette · 1 year ago

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I think the Claire/carmy storyline is all in service of syd/carmy nation bc it’s like ‘what if this guy was pursued by his childhood crush who it turns out is so into him, who is super hot and smart and also has an intense job, and his friends and family love her, and she respects his work, and is Cool about everything and also says the right thing when he says something mentally ill, and they have great sex’ and the season answered ‘he’d inevitably fuck it up anyways bc even this eerie mirage-like dream scenario on paper is NOT IT!’

#Cool Girl temporary romantic interest versus Sydney full character making your pregnant sister perfect omelettes last name… new girl didn’t #have a chance…#‘you deserve my full focus’ I was like god you’re both so unwell #like yeah I hope they get together but I think I’m also going to turn around and plug my ears like tnt will go off #the Alan Alda eating food off the floor thing really is so convincing though #the bear spoilers

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celestialulu · 1 year ago

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i have a hot take that may be hottest one yet but idk .

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daintyvalor · 5 months ago

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Listening to Chappell Roan and thinking of all the sapphic encounters I’ve had and lost or friendships that were just a bit too close but we were too scared

God 17 yr old me would’ve loved u, Chappell roan

#I mean obvi I love her now #but damn each song I think about a different girl and I’m like woah now #casual is about my first gf who didn’t say we were gfs until after she broke up w me #good luck babe is my friend who got married to a man she wasn’t sure she was ready for and blocked me after she got pregnant with him #she moved so far away so even if I wanted to make sure she was safe I have no way to and it breaks my heart every day #red wine supernova reminds me of my recent ex #I never felt out of love but they wanted children with their husband and I wasn’t ready to date someone with kids so I fled #but yeah #and pink pony club is just a queer experience lbr #I think of my dad more than my mom tho #my mom didn’t hate that I was queer she hated me being autistic #Kyōjurō rambles #edit additional tags; good luck babe also reminds me of another friend #we’re both attracted to each other but she’s a mom and also in a monogamous relationship w a man so… good luck babe!!

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fingertipsmp3 · 8 months ago

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I’m gonna be completely real with you. For the past couple of weeks I have been neck deep in the Ice Planet Barbarians series with no end in sight

#i don’t know what ms ruby dixon put in these books but it’s like crack to me #i think it’s the balance of predictability vs there being a journey #like i know these two are going to get together and be fated mates but i don’t know when or how it’s going to happen #and she keeps switching up the formula just enough that i’m not sure what exactly the vibe is going to be each time #i’m on maddie’s book and it might be my favourite so far just because of how dramatic the earthquake was #and i liked that SOMEONE finally asked if any of the men were getting it on with each other because i mean……#there’s two dozen hunters who thought they were NEVER going to get a mate and you’re telling me NONE of them fucked. suspicious #i also really liked when hassen was saying about how maddie throws stuff at people when she’s mad and then he says ‘now that is a woman’#like honestly. yeah. too many of these men have been like ‘oh i love my small delicate human mate :)’ and hassen is like #‘this fat bitch who screams at people? i want her. she’s mine’ because bro honestly that would be me #i’d either be ms ariana screaming and crying at any stimuli; maddie throwing stuff at people; or maybe a combo of the two #which i think is probably liz #what else do i have to say about this… i mean honestly i am a vektal apologist. the man needs a raise. he is dealing with TOO MUCH bullshit #and from too many people. whenever some guy pipes up like ‘my mate is pregnant i can’t do that’ i’d be like ‘man EVERYBODY is pregnant #read the fucking room’#i’m not saying i like vektal i’m just saying i understand him and i feel bad for him and i’m impressed that he hasn’t started killing #that’s about it. uh. i’m going to finish this one and then read the spinoffs before i proceed #personal #**not the spinoffs. the novellas. the babies etc

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quins-makeshift-menagerie · 1 year ago

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I was rereading the last post and I noticed some little sparkles around Mosy! Little shiny bean ~

Yeyeeeee~ I like the idea that under certain natural lighting shiny pokemon do sparkle

#they’re like #glowing or somethin #yknow like what people refer to pregnant people as #I’m so fuckin clever #yeah 😎#lunaloothemew #ask

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cerealmonster15 · 11 months ago

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I have learned i might be scared of pregnancy as a concept a little more than I thought i was lol

#like maybe mild phobia but I’m not sure lol #like idk man. I already know I’m freaked by the idea of me being pregnant #I used to have reoccuring stress dreams about getting unexpectedly pregnant #or getting cold feet before my wedding #so like yeah yeah I’m scared of the commitment and pregnancy sounds traumatizing #however the other day a capoeira friend was at practice #and announced to us she was like. a month pregnant. and she’s already showing a little #and like uh ya already scary thinking about her doing martial arts WHILE PREG #she was doing it slower and careful but omg lol #but like if I looked over at her and her stomach #I felt like. vague anxiety. like just the thought of a person growing in there #and being so very fragile and having potential for so much to go wrong #such a sensitive scenario. freaks me out idk man pregnancy is scary #parenthood is scary!!!!

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hanzajesthanza · 2 years ago

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pegasus is straight confirmed

#the neurotic 10/10 woman being in love with an average 5/10 guy with a good heart is honestly a huge reoccurrence in the witcher though #txt #see prev post/reblog for context #c: roach #c: pegasus #i still like that headcanon from the discord server that #geralt takes to equestrian husbandry when he’s older (in the tw3 end / au where he lives at corvo bianco w/ yen)#and is trying to breed roach because she’s a reliable and fast steed #but she and the paired stallion aren’t really taking to each other and during this period of time dandelion rides in on pegasus #and somehow dandelion didnt care to check if pegasus was actually a gelding or not #geralt thinks — oh finally the stallion i was pairing roach with actually did the job because roach is pregnant #however long horse gestation takes later #roach gives birth and geralt is proud — but he doubts the parentage because #— but the foal is both a biter and terrible-tempered (roach) and also fat and lazy (pegasus). literally the worst of both worlds #so geralt has to send a letter to dandelion being like #‘your stupid SHITTY horse knocked MY HORSE up’#‘i hope youre planning on paying foal support’ (like child support get it)#‘i thought pegasus was a gelding’ ‘yeah i’m pretty sure he is’ ‘… dandelion do you know what gelding is’#[geralt explains] ‘🫣 GHASTLY!! … ohh that’s why everyone always threatens me with that huh’#‘poor pegasus 😭 my poor boy…’ ‘well obviously he is not a gelding though’ ‘oh. good on you then boy’#anyways… im sorry you had to read this if you think its stupid. i think its funny and something which would take place in a happy ending #the other detail was that there was supposed to be a litter of foals and only one foal is fast yet docile (best of their traits)#but the foal doesnt like anyone except yennefer and she names it thunderbolt or thunderstorm iirc #but i realized later that horses dont have litters they have like one foal #these headcanons are community property but they had to be written out publically at some point so here you are #i find the horses of the heroes to be a great source of comic relief if you think about it

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kavehater · 9 months ago

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Me somehow getting followers by being pathetic and annoying and insufferable on main

#HAAHISSMDNSISKSM #what a flex man 😔#dora Daily #not saying this on the intended blog cause I’m boycotting it cause #I’m sick #I feel like I’m gonna throw up #this is « of course » kavehs fault #he’s so ugly I feel like throwing up #( I’m just feeling sick for some reason LMAO idek why sobs )#huh on other tales that lady legit destroyed my body #in my ultrasound today #oh yeah I forgot to mention #I’m pregnant #with scaramouche #( my liver is just acting up lmaoooooo )#ugh I can’t believe I have organs tho it looked so gross on the monitor thing #like I thought everyone has organs except me but I can’t believe I have organs too that’s disgusting

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