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junewild · 3 months ago

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dreamed i was taking a second pregnancy test to confirm the pregnancy test i had already taken, possibly in a previous dream. it was also positive. obviously i will be taking one irl just in case

#k talks #listen! there are two layers of supposedly fallible contraception between me and pregnancy. But #i believe (unseriously + recreationally; to quote a friend) in the irony of the universe & i am Not willing to test that #it was also made of sugar and crumbled in my hands as i was reading the result SO who’s to say really but #extremely cringe to tell people ‘yeah i’m pregnant. no i don’t have proof it melted into sludge like the wicked witch. but i am tho.’#this was the central plot of the dream #for some reason taking a third (ideally non-melting) test did not occur to me #also we decided to keep the baby which. frankly. in this economy???#hopefully someday but today is NOT that day

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