#yeah probably.

[nerdallwritey]

Snippet Sunday!

Thanks @khywren for the tag <3

I have FINISHED part 5 of Beauty and the Bard! My beta got married yesterday so she was a LITTLE too busy to read it last week, but I think I'll be able to get it out to you guys at some point this week 😈

“You’re here because of those rotflowers, aren’t you?” The dwarf with the Absolute pendant got to his feet and pulled the arrow out of his shoulder. “You reek of justice and good deeds.” “Funny,” you said, using the pommel of your rapier to push a now visible dwarf off the platform you were on, “and I just took a bath this morning.” “Would you classify that as a bath?” Astarion called down to you, mischief in his eyes. You smiled, but could already feel yourself starting to lose steam, even though the battle had just started. You pressed on and cast another Shatter, scattering your enemies further. “And what would you classify it as?” “I can think of many things, but we’re in such polite company, I shan’t say.” He shot a flaming arrow down onto the beach and hit multiple dwarves at once in the explosion.  “I don’t like whatever’s happening here,” the dwarf with the Absolute amulet said. “But I’ll make you pay for siding with those mushroom abominations.” The dwarf raised his hands and uttered a spell you didn't recognize, but a cacophony of noise from below caught your attention. The lapse in focus cost you, as one of the dwarves you’d been fending off pushed you off the platform. You heard your companions yell your name as you landed hard in the sand below. It took you a second to regain your bearings before you realized what the sound had been. Fallen Duergar were now rising, life not returning to their eyes, but risen all the same. Animate Dead.  You’d heard of this spell; had seen it in action with Mayrina’s husband, Connor. But you had yet to see it used in battle.  Now you were surrounded by undead dwarves, hell bent on tearing you apart.  “Hi,” was all you could manage through the spinning of your head. You blinked a few times before blocking the heavy strike of an axe with your slim rapier. When it was clear that the axe was going to prevail, you rolled out of the way and the axe connected with the sand that had been beneath your head. 

UH OH! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?? Spoiler alert: There's no smut in this one, but a lot of fluff and rage and angst and fluff.

Tagging: @busy-baker, @ladyduellist, @atsadi-shenanigans and @astarioffsimpmain - sorry if you've already been tagged, no pressure at all!

[jedimastre]

I stayed quiet about this because honestly it wasn't worth my time until you put a DIRECT shot in your rules BREAK that is suspiciously SPECIFIC, targeting people who are original characters married to canon characters and used Obi-Wan as an example. Oh like MY blog.

Don't try to play a victim by claiming you have no idea why I blocked you, it was because you soft blocked me ( which since I am assuming you actually read my rules, probably not but we will pretend, is what I do when people soft block me so it isn't REALLY out of the blue as you claim it to be. ) and said I didn't 'seem interested or communicative enough for you'. I added you on Fortnite but you were never even available to play nor asked or acknowledge it? So me not being not interested? It was obvious you had a different definition of what friends are here.

Which by the way you were NOT transparent about, so I blocked you and moved on like an adult, until I realized you thought it was a good idea to throw rocks in my VERY specific direction, conveniently when we stopped following each other?

Yeah I have a restriction about children of canon muses because that is literally FORCED SHIPPING, which in hindsight hasn't even been an issue since I started writing on Tumblr, but something that came from Myspace RP back in the day. But it really isn't even REMOTELY the same as your vague targeting individuals who are in the same space, who happen to fall in the like %.01 of the people here, like me? I don't target people, YOU target people.

HERE IS MY PERSONAL PUBLIC REQUEST for YOU, don't target original characters, is it so hard to JUST ask for additional plotting with original characters?

Or does it make you feel better as a person to vague yet be somewhat specific about your needs to target me and my fiancee? Or even anyone else who even wants to be in the swrpc anymore, who has the 'audacity' to make an oc and ship with a canon character in your space? Or are you admitting that you actually don't like original characters?

I suggest you reword your 'rules' so that they don't seem so petty and rude.

So no I won't delete my post because people deserve to know how you treat your 'friends' if they slack a bit on replies or discord response times. Or if they decide to move on and do other fandoms. Or who knows they might end up on your rules page? I am sure they are UNINFORMED about your caveat.

I am done being stepped on and people thinking its okay to lowkey directly target ACTUAL SPECIFIC BLOGS in their rules. Not to mention the whole of Original Characters. If that doesn't upset people then I don't know.

[her-soliloquies]

They really gave us everything though: old gay dads, cool straight (?) couple, badass lesbians, gay (temporary) rivals

+

bonus: jayvik together for eternity

I would be beaming from ear to ear if I wasn't so depressed about arcane being over for good

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[youngerfrankenstein]

Adding a few.

KNIGHT-BASED/ARMOUR POKEMON ARE 𝘛𝘏𝘌 PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN EVER 💕💕💕

LIKE Y’ALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE KINDS OF POKEMON.

WITH THAT BEING SAID, BISHARP IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE POKEMON WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SPECIFIC AESTHETIC 💕⚜️✨🗡🛡⚔️

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[scorchedcandy]

Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA

[colorstrike624]

No but seriously the things turtles can do are unhinged.

[starryartist512]

Kill that Stupid Clown.

[holycrimin]

that one Laios meme but with the 12 bros, saw the rise one and got inspired <33

(don't tag as t-cest)

original under the cut!

Original by @/sweepswoop_ on Twitter

[arcane-gold]

i’m afraid he’s already bewitched me

[antarcticconfessions]

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

[itsmebeff]

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[wormtime123]

(like two weeks late) quangle 4! this just turned into the cody compilation sorry