#yeah no lmao

[euclydya]

posted our second mass attack because I'm impatient and if one person complains that we got their character's hair a bit wrong,

[good-to-drive]

Yay thanks for the tag @nelsonswilbury !!

Last Song: Ringo by Itzy (I can thank @celeste-fitzgerald for turning me on to them!)

Currently Watching: I literally have the Golden Girls on in the background as I type this lol. I know it's cheesy but "Isn't It Romantic" (i.e. the groundbreaking episode where a lesbian fell in love with a straight main character and yet was never demonized or made the butt of the joke and in fact became the emotional anchor and heart of the story) has literally become more relevant every year since it aired 😭

Currently Reading: Rereading Peril by Bob Woodward because I guess I just like to suffer lol

Current Obsession: K Flay released her new album a month ago, but I was waiting to be less stressed out to listen to it so I wouldn't associate it with bad memories, and I am now VERY deep lmao. Every song just hits like you wouldn't believe. Current favorites are Hustler and Yes I'm Serious.

Tagging @brideofedwardhyde @peaceloveandstarrs @geriatricfool and whoever else wants to do it!

[hadesisqueer]

Ekko: *in a nice universe where the Undercity is fine, his father figure and most of his friends are alive and fine, Silco is also alive and gets along with Vander and where he gets to see the best version of the girl he loves and be with her*

Jayce:

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[snarkspawn]

the devil you know

[rocktheholygrail]

[oifaaa]

It's funny how opinions can change over time for instance I used to want Bruce to be a good parent but then I realised how fucking boring that is to read at the end of the day comics are soap operas and I'm here for the drama

[goldsnek]

More of eepy Luci and his duck blanket and more radioapple (established relationship here) previous part

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[fiddlezips]

canon events

[alaraxia]

needless to say the vibes were in shambles

[ruiiplume]

"Unmasked"

I wanna add more but maybe next fan art 👍🏾

[plagalkey]

late night takeout (street racing au)

[elvyn]

Law cuz i love angsty characters