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fun fact too Cosmo Sheldrake is also the same guy who made this song too!
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when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it
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TELL ME MORE ABT UR OC X CANON…….. feels like perirep only exists cuz theres no one else to mash peris face into I NEED MORE PPL LIKE U
THANKS FOR ASKING I’VE NEVER BEEN ASKED BY A STRANGER BEFORE 😈😈
I’ve been doing oc x canon for a LONG time (literally since preschool) but I soon realized I had too many ocs so at one point I just scrapped them all and made an oc I could just insert into any universe, thus Ariél was born !
He has his own story and lore but it kinda has to chang depending on what franchise I stick him into. Basically the one thing that stays consistent is that he’s goth.
In the FOP universe, he lived with his siblings until he started his job training. He and Peri met as roommates when they started, having moved out around the same time. (I love a good “oh my god they were roommates” couple).
Ari is a matchmaker working for cupid, which weirdly had a shorter training period so he got his liscense pretty quick, and he supported Peri the whole way to his godparenting liscense. This made Peri all “oh my gosh this guy is so kind I kinda want to be with him forever” and Ari was all “oh my gosh this guy is so dedicated and passionate I kinda want to be with him forever” but they never really confronted those feelings, they had other things to worry about.
At one point they were basically together already, but they were deep in denial. Like yeah, we kiss and hold hands and sleep together and share clothes and know everything about eachother, but we’re not BOYFRIENDS, what makes you say that? But it’s fine, they get over it eventually and just slap a label on.
When Cosmo and Wanda recconnect with Peri, they love Ari, they think he’s awesome. Like, they’re excited just to see their son, they’re ecstatic to see their son’s boyfriend. Ari’s siblings aren’t as involved with his life anymore, but once they find out about Peri they’re very approving.
they listen to ABBA and Chappel Roan together and “their songs” are Come On Eileen and Uptown Girl
The main thing is they’re silly guys that are in love and they’ve consumed most of my brain :33
#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#fop peri#oc x canon#yumeship#yumeshippers mutual me please#i love oc x canon#gay people
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Okay. Since I've started playing HSR, I hardly surfed Tumblr for any theories. Mostly started doing so 2.0 onwards, and most of them are pretty interesting reads. However, one theory for 2.3 has me lukewarm since it first started... And that's Sunday potentially becoming a Stellaron Hunter.
While interesting in theory, I honestly don't really see it happening. Yes, Elio is indeed striving towards the Script that displays a better future for everyone. And yeah, okay, Sunday wanted to ensure everyone's happiness within the dreamscape and with this line of thinking we can assume he'd want to ensure the best possible future for everyone being a Stellaron Hunter. And while we can all agree that he's a misguided good boy with good intentions, I still don't see him joining the group.
Here's why (my opinion): He'd be leaving Robin behind.
His beloved sister who, despite his betrayal (and by that I mean being the cause for Robin's singing voice), still hugged and forgive him for his mistakes. Despite the fact that he had failed to achieve his goal, he was still loved by the one person he cared for most. I honestly don't see him leaving her behind...
And if he did join the Stellaron Hunters, who by the way are considered to be dangerous criminals/terrorists among other things by the IPC and the rest of the cosmos, it'd be damning for Robin's career as a renowned songstress since she's related to Sunday, who's a family head and most likely a well-known authoritative figure outside of Penacony. I wouldn't be surprised if Robin had mentioned his name every so often whenever she did her thank you speeches in interviews on radio and/or TV
Moreover, before his boss fight, he did say that he wanted a fair fight with the Trailblazer. He wanted to see whose ideal was stronger. Clearly, it was the Trailblazer's. Personally, I see Sunday being a man of his word. He's confident, righteous, and very clever for his age. I don't see him being a sore loser. And since Robin forgave him, I'd like to think that he would no longer push himself as hard as he did before. For me, Robin's hug tells Sunday he's no longer alone. That no matter what happens next with the Family they will still have each other to rely on. I really adore/admire their bond as siblings and the theory of Sunday potentially becoming a Stellaron Hunter kind of saddens me if they're going to be apart
Now, if Hoyoverse DOES go through with this theory... Fine. I will accept it for what it is, but they better do a damn good job of it narrative wise. And if he doesn't, that will be great for me because the Halovian siblings will be together.
Not to mention, story wise, Firefly has mentioned more than once that the reason why she's in Penacony is to guide the Astral Express to the truth of what's going on. There was no mention of potential recruitment concerning her Script. Who knows? That might possibly change in 2.3, but with everything else going on story wise with Sparkle, the IPC, and the Family I highly doubt it's going to happen.
Don't get me wrong. I love Sunday's character, and I'm sure that he'd be a great asset to the Stellaron Hunters if he becomes one. I just don't see it. If anything, I'd rather have him be a new member in the Astral Express. Robin could be calm and pretty much be free of worries if her brother is surrounded by people she can trust. And they could communicate on the phone and write letters to each other when they have the time/arrive at a new planet. She'd be worried sick if Sunday was with the Stellaron Hunters, and of course if that were to happen there's hardly going to be any communication between them. I'd like our chicken wing siblings to be in a safe environment, thank you! 😤
Overall, the Penacony storyline has been awesome. Though, admittedly, I was kind of disappointed on the lack of Silver Wolf. Was hoping to see more screen time with her since she's paired up with Firefly for this assignment but~ nope! Our Wolfie, yet again, works from the sidelines. Other than that minor complaint, it's definitely been an emotional rollercoaster for me as I played through the story. And while I am excited for 2.3, I am also apprehensive about it...
Something deep down in my gut tells me that we're going to lose someone in the finale. And if not our precious Firefly, then it's going to be our good boy Sunday.
I really don't have much thoughts for Firefly aside from I obviously don't want her to die, so I can't speak much there. For Sunday, on the other hand, I can. I am scared for this boy. Fear has gripped my heart the moment I heard his voice line on that clue we find on the Grand Theater.
Sunday. Is. Scared.
Since the moment he's been introduced, he's been nothing but cool, calm, and collected. Now, this poor boy is scared. Considering he had failed miserably on what the Family had been planning for years, I would not be surprised if they throw the poor boy to the wolves. The wolves being the IPC. Since Jade is now in Penacony... I predict that this will not end well.
Aside from attempting to reclaim Penacony for the IPC, I wouldn't be surprised if Jade mentions about Aventurine's mistreatment during his stay with one of the Family heads to get a word in edge wise. To which, they would simply say, "We know. He's no longer one of us. Do as you see fit." Giving Sunday over to the IPC in exchange for Penacony's independence in the name of "Harmony" so that said "Harmony" would be restored on both sides. If that line of thought more or less happens on 2.3, I sincerely hope that the Astral Express will be able to save him before it's too late. That, or maybe the Family will use Sunday as collateral and force Robin to cooperate with their plan B to ensure Sunday's safety (I really hope not)
Something also tells me that we as the Trailblazer are going to be forced to make a very, very difficult choice for 2.3... As in, one or the other kind of scenario. And, of course, there's only ONE right answer in said choice and I really hate those...! *Glares at Black Swan, who forces you to hear out Aventurine's truth, despite me not trusting him (still don't tbh. I'd rather trust Sampo, and that's also bad lol)*
But yeah, those are my current thoughts as of now. Might be wrong on some things, but I at the very least wanted to put my thoughts out there before 2.3 arrives. I'm looking forward to the next update, and I definitely can't wait to bring my darling Firefly home! I'll finally have a full Stellaron Hunter team~! Jade, too. Me love evil gorgeous lady! 💕
Good luck on your pulls everyone~!
#honkai star rail#hsr#Ringo Rambles#hsr sunday#hsr robin#penacony#stellaron hunters#astral express#just wanted to put my thoughts in writing#this is literally how I feel right now with the Penacony story line#chicken wing siblings deserve a happy ending#firefly too#she definitely needs a hug#we also need more Silver Wolf screen time. seriously.
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Earthspark spoilers. It's time for my opinions and theories.
Before I start, I am aware of the writers changing. I will put that into consideration in this. And for the record, I did enjoy Season 2 so far, but I admit it has nothing on S1 for now.
First two episodes were really good, I loved the Breakdad moments, I love Aftermath and we get a glimpse on how the Decepticons have been operating. 2nd episode with the Quintesson gave us some lore and suspense, and I always love a Mo and Thrash tag team. These episodes felt... right for Earthspark, but not as Season 2 starters? If that makes sense.
Hashtag's alt mode is neat, but I miss her chunkiness in robot mode. Made her feel more distinct you know? But I'm with the others saying VAL being an AI in Hashtag's mind is really weird considering what Mandroid did. Maybe she's coping? I have a theory that this VAL might be manipulated in a future episode to control Hashtag, but for the sake of Hashtag's well-being, I HOPE this doesn't happen. (Also, hi Shockwave).
Carnival episode. Is Schloder reduced to an incidental now? I hope not and that he becomes important as well. But also, I figure its a traveling carnival/circus, which makes sense to why we haven't seen this Fairemaestro before, and the little interaction with Swindle shows up 'oh yeah he's a bad guy' already. But you can't just tease a GIANT COSMOS-LOOKING RIDE AND THEN 'OH BTW ITS COSMOS' LAST FEW MINUTES. If Cosmos doesn't show up in later episodes I'll be so disappointed, like...it's freakin' Cosmos! <-Perfect design though. *chef kiss*
I do think the Robby crush on Izzy was cute, but it being involved with the plot felt....eh? It was like, nothingburger to me.
JBAM episode. I LOVED THEM. Jawbreaker has clearly gotten more comfortable with himself and such since Grimlock, but him not taking a hint from Aftermath (who was being direct) reminds me of my younger self. <-Was an insane chatterbox and would not shut up no matter what was said to me.
But the contaminated energon stuff like, yeah callback to that weird bear. Sorry if I forgot, but back in S1, was there a reason GHOST was just leaving it around? I don't remember. And what's with the horrific energon mushrooms, and those poor animals? I know people who are going to be turned off from this show just from that alone, but at least it's 'off screen'? But also Aftermath betraying Jawbreaker hurts, I was hoping he'd like, impress Breakdown with the stolen water BUT NOPE, NO MORE AFTERMATH AND BREAKDAD STUFF. (I know Aftermath was like, not 'what did you just call me' when he was called Son but, cmon!!)
Spitfire episode. I personally think this episode went hard. Gave me Sonic VS Metal Sonic vibes. The fight scenes were really done well, and the tension was so good! To me, Spitfire wanted to be superior but felt inferior when not chosen for the mission, so that desire to be the best consumed her. I'm personally a big fan of this episode, and Alex is awesome. And so was Spitfire, I'm kinda obsessed with her.
Bodyswap episode. Always love a good bodyswap scenario, but somehow this felt... weak. It's plausible for the others to believe Spitfire (as Twitch) had a scrambled processor from the previous episode BUT the fact Wheeljack was the first to catch on? Before a Malto? I'm SO GLAD they referred to Dad2 again but, IDK, feels... strange to me.
Trailer episode. Was kinda nothingburger again? It felt like they needed to add SOMETHING before the horrors of the final two episodes, but maybe I just need to re-watch it because I didn't feel much from it. Optimus was clearly getting aggravated and uncomfortable, which was making me uncomfortable. But also, OPLITA? COMPLICATED? If they don't ever bring this up again I might be a bit...bitter.
And finally, the Witwicky 2-Parter. My anxiety was through the roof here, but I also kinda figured it out early that a Titan was involved. Was still surprised though, and her design is awesome?! But what was making me panic more than anything was Hashtag was going to see Starscream. Yes I know, a one-episode bond may not mean much, but we all had hopes, yeah? Anyway, I love nasty bitch Starscream. It's what makes him Starscream. And I do think what he did was in-character. But it would feel off if Earthspark was someone's introduction to Starscream, you know? This specific one, who's attitude told the audience 'I hate Megatron he abused me so I'd be a better leader than him'. But also...
The scene with him killing the Chaos Terrans was a fucking horror movie. It does a lot when I am SCARED OF STARSCREAM. I wish he didn't do it, but he also needed the shards. If the Autobots/Maltos needed the shards from the Terrans, how would they do it? Would they hesitate to find a safer way to keep the Chaos Terrans alive? Or would there be some sort of urgency? It really makes me think, but Starscream wanted those shards ASAP, he does what he need to do to get what he wants, he's Starscream. A manipulative, traitorous bitch who almost never gets his way in the end.
But you might be wondering, "Kit did you feel like the character development was thrown away for Starscream?" Well, yes and no.
It's really upsetting how Starscream twisted his advice to Hashtag. Truly upsetting. But it also does feel like something a Starscream would do. I keep flip-flopping between "yeah this makes sense" and "um what the FUCK writers". See what I mean by "yes and no?" And Hashtag calling Starscream worse than Megatron AND Screamer taking it as a compliment? Again, very Starscream thing to do, but I think ES! Starscream should've been at least a bit offended?! And out of all bots to call him the worst... Why did it have to be Hashtag? I guess it has more 'meaning', but still...
My theory (or moreso, hopeful thinking) is that Starscream re-invented his advice to Hashtag so he could get detached from her. Starscream had a mission, a personal selfish goal, and he needed to take care of HIMSELF, no friendship. Only comrades willing to follow him, and the Maltos were not those comrades.
My other theory (which I gained from seeing someone on twitter saying this) is that the Chaos Terrans DIDN'T GREY OUT FROM DEATH. Therefore, there is a chance they can return. Maybe something from the Allspark or Matrix or some kinda macguffin will help?! And I sure hope they come back, because they could learn to be good (but still cheeky) and we can bring back the messages and theming from Season 1! Right, right?
As for 'Starscream the child killer'...look, it's upsetting I know. But like I said, selfish goals. And while I am not familiar with every Starscream from different canons, I've met enough versions. Other Starscreams have have committed war crimes, blew up a human hospital, threatened to kill innocents, committed war crimes, wanted to kill everyone to end a war, squished humans in his servos... (yes I know Skybound is more for an adult audience than kids but I'm just saying). War crimes. I am not excusing Starscream's actions here, but when he needs something, he'll do what it takes to get it, for his own selfish goals. It makes sense but I also feel its wrong and I agree with other fans who were quite upset with this scenario. If the Chaos Terrans don't come back I'll be really sad.
Again, I've considered the fact this show has new writers, which is unfortunate. I saw someone on here say that Season 2 (so far) feels like a bootlegged version of S1, which is how I feel about it. I did enjoy the episodes, but they were a bit messy. Also, the lack of Nightshade and honorary family member Bumblebee really made me sad. Was it a script decision, or could they not afford Danny Pudi enough because they used the money on the new cast like Flea? (Don't quote me on like, celebrity net worth here). The lack of Nightshade though is very suspicious though, considering how big of a deal it was for them to exist as a non-binary character.
Side note, Shockwave. I'm glad he finds Cybertron itself more important than creating a New Cybertron, it feels right for him to not care about Earth. But if he going to attempt to lead now? Or something?
If you read this, thanks! If you have any responses feel free to reply or reblog. Feel free to reblog in general, I love hearing opinions and such.
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Could I request Reki and Langa finding out their s/o's family is famous? (Mom's a pianist, dad's a painter, older sister's a jewelry maker, etc.)
Reki + Langa + Reader - a star among the cosmos
“Is that a Grammy?? And an Oscar!?!” Reki asked excitedly as he looked at your mantel.
“Yeah. The Grammy was for one of her first albums. The rest of them are in storage. The Oscar is for some US movie she helped write the soundtrack for a few years ago.”
“Your dad has a doctorate in art studies?”
“It’s honorary.” [Y/N] told Langa. “We was awarded it from Oxford after some installation he did for their campus.”
“Isn’t your sister in London for some expo?” Reki asked, stepping away from the awards to focus on some other marker of achievement on the wall.
“Yes. To showcase her new jewelry line.” [Y/N] sit down on the couch and wait for them to be done.
“Wow. It must be so amazing to have such famous people in your family.”
“Yeah….it’s great….”
The boys stop their perusing and turn to [Y/N]. Who looked sullen for a moment before they sat up straight again. “Don’t look at me like that. It is great. I love my family. And they love me. They’re all great but sometimes they’re….too great.” Reki & Langa don’t seem to understand. So [Y/N] explained further. “It’s hard being in family were everyone is so successful. And I’m just…average.”
They seem to get it now and jump into action. “You’re not average [Y/N]!” Reki exclaimed. “You’re an awesome skater!”
“I’m above average at that.” They told him. “I’m no where near as good as Cherry or Adam.”
“Well, yeah. Cherry ‘s a lot older, so he’s had more practice. Adam is just…crazy.”
“You’re also really smart.” Langa chimed in.
“I’m average smart.” As and Bs, some Cs. Not advanced placements or classes. Just regular ones that they did pretty well in. Nothing like their sister. “Look, I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be a downer. It’s just…hard to be a regular person in a house full of overachievers. I’m not amazing like them.”
“You’re pretty amazing to us.”
[Y/N] looked up at Langa, who was looking at you seriously. Reki beside him with also an eager disposition to agree.
It felt warm. Comforting. Again, your family was very accepting and supportive of you. This wasn’t some teen movie where they cast out the ‘under achiever’. They treated you as an equal. But being treated as an equal and being an equal were different things.
“Thanks guys. I appreciate it.”
“Come on. Let’s get out of here.” Reki suddenly said. “Your house is cool, but I don’t want to waste a nice day like this indoors. Let’s go skate!”
He was already pulling [Y/N] up from the couch and towards the door. Langa in toe. [Y/N] thought that they might not be great at everything like their family, but at least they had great friends.
#;ask and ye shall receive (request answers)#reki sk8#reki kyan#kyan reki#sk8 langa#hasegawa langa#langa hasegawa#langa x reader#langa hasegawa x reader#reki x reader#reki kyan x reader#reki x langa#reki x langa x reader#sk8 the infinity#sk8 scenarios#sk8 imagines#sk8 the infinity scenarios#sk8 the infinity imagines#scenarios#imagine#sk8
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After reading the Danny Phantom a glitch in time I was in the mood to try to sketch Danny with his Friends Tucker and Sam
And then being as yeah Sam and Tucker did get to join Danny in the nicktoons unite game (heck you can play as Sam in the 2nd game witch is the island game as well as in the toy bots one that came after that ) so they did meet Timmy Turner so had to draw that in
And then had to draw my Fairy Timmy with the nicktoons talking with Sam being as he has met them in the games
Now for years I’ve seen maybe 1-2 artists keep the nicktoons unite fandom alive but most of the time the focus was only on the 1st game not on the other 3 in the series so didn’t see and Sam or Tucker getting added into the lineup (witch is a crying shame because Sam was quite awesome in the games; you could even play as her in at least 2 of the games (not sure about the globs of doom one where they took Timmy Turner out and had invader zim & dib as well as some villains join the team in that one; but then Timmy could and would’ve wished them out of trouble like he does for Jimmy Timmy power hour episodes so the game development team must of not wanting to deal with that tricky story plot )
Like now they’re adding in Jenny XJ9 from my teenage robot life and El Tigre tiger boy but forget to add in Sam and Tucker???
Heck Sammy squirrel; Patrick Sat and Squidward were apart of the Nicktoons unite team up for a lot of the games (also didn’t help that nicktoons started to focus more on SpongeBob Square pants more by the last of the games)
Think you could play as Sammy squirrel in the games too
But then maybe their version of nicktoons unite games aus they like to make Danny have darker life or less supportive friends/ family so maybe that’s why they don’t add them but are adding in Jenny Xj9 and tiger boy before adding in any of Danny’s friends and SpongeBob’s friends or they didn’t know the others games?
Enithr way the games have a order to them apparently (I didn’t know what the order was until some YouTube/ google searches later)
So probably just lack of information as to why it’s this way (( I mean I don’t wanna stop people having their own takes on things I love when people are creative and do their own things))
Just seems odd to not add the other characters that made it into the team or how tragic they make Danny’s life seem in their aus when honestly Danny got a very good supporting network of friends/ family & allies who helps him deal with ghosts and being half ghost (in fact he’s a bit of a adorable dork not really something I’d say is depressing gloomy or something tragic in their life)
Making me think they mixed Timmy turner’s tragic life story with Danny’s being as Danny’s the ghost boy with ghost powers they want to make him tragic when really Timmy’s one with only Wanda Cosmo poof/peri and Fairy world to help him deal with his crazy dumb neglectful parents who forget to feed him and leave him with a abusing awful babysitter; don’t really care to teach him anything and don’t care he’s dealing with awful bullies and a crazy teacher who just wants to fail him all the time to get at his fairies AND he’s only 10 years old and has to deal with all of that without any support whatsoever (if he didn’t have fairies/wanda Cosmo & poof) he’d be a dead ghost child Danny & his friends might’ve had to deal with honestly
Heck because they both been created by butch jerkman the creator once said he was planning on making them cousins (like distant cousins) at one point but gave up on the idea witch probably explains why they do look a little alike
So like Danny has a lot to deal with with the ghost and his own school bullies but his family & friends love and support him
Heck like Jimmy Danny with help of his friend Tucker & Sam after all the ghosts they’re dealing with and how emotion is a driving force for ghosts in his world would pick up Timmy only acts snarky/ sassy to protect himself and is honestly a pretty good kid his life back in his world is pretty bad any nicktoons character who’s life might be a little like Timmy’s is maybe Dib’s from invader Zim but the movie changed how Dib’s father is like (if you’d seen the invader Zim’s cartoon show boy dib has some pretty dark moments and thankfully the show doesn’t gloss over those dark moments like fairly odd parents original show use to like to do )
I mean probably overthinking things here it’s just my opinion after looking into things more and enjoying the shows and stuff
Because lately where I use to love how those artist been keeping nicktoons unite fandom going for such a long time; it’s as I go back and enjoy Danny phantom/ fairly odd parents and the nicktoons unite games that it feels like the characterising of these characters feels a bit off now
It’s still good just something is missing or don’t match up
#danny phantom#fairly odd parents#nicktoons unite#nickalodeon#nicktoons#Danny phantom Danny#danny phantom sam#danny phantom tucker#Danny phantom a glitch in time#timmy turner#jimmy timmy power hour#fairly odd parents timmy#fairy timmy#fairly odd parents timmy turner#fairy timmy turner au#fairy Timmy with nicktoons#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#my drawings#my artwork#my art#my sketches#chibi cartoon#Instagram
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What type of milk do you like to drink? I don’t typically like to drink milk on it’s own but sometimes if we buy milk for cooking (usually whole) I will drink it with something chocolatey or a PB&J so it doesn’t go to waste. I will typically use oat or coconut milk in coffees though.
Do you have a first aid kit at home? Not really a “kit” but we have most of the components that would go in one in our cabinets.
What’s the absolute bare minimum in terms of facilities when you’re camping? I need at least a somewhat comfy place to sleep and some electricity and somewhere to go to the bathroom.
How many places have you lived in your life? I’ve always lived in Chicago.
Are your parents dog or cat people? Is that different or the same as you? My mom was an animal lover in general and my dad was the stereotypical “get these damn animals out of my house” but then ended up loving them kind of dad. He was more-so that way with our dog Cosmo my mom brought home when I was 17. He was a shih tzu and my dad called him a little rat but then they became best friends and when Cosmo passed my dad bawled like a baby. He’s been talking about getting another dog but is afraid to commit to it because it’s been getting a little harder for him to walk.
What’s your favourite flavour of potato chip? Potato? Kettle cooked jalapeno. Chips in general? Salsa Verde Doritos.
What’s the longest your hair has ever been? How long is it now? Mid-back. It’s just a little shorter than that right now.
What video games remind you of your childhood? Super Smash Bros.
What does your body wash or soap smell like? It’s like ocean scented or some shit.
Are there are sounds that bother you on a visceral level? Metal scraping against metal sends me into a rage.
What was the last thing you bought online? I just ordered a new bra.
Name something you always have in your fridge. Water.
Have you ever had to hire a lawyer? Why? Nope.
Have you taken a walk today? Did you see any dogs? Nope.
What vegetable do you really hate? Are water chestnuts a veggie?
Does your family have any traditions or rituals? Oh yeah, mostly centered around holidays and birthdays, of course.
If you could learn any language, what would it be? Spanish.
What was the best thing that happened today? Something that seems minor can still be awesome. They just posted a “first look” at the new Saturday Night movie.
Have you ever donated money to a charity? Which one? A bunch to the ASPCA and I have a monthly automatic donation to a charity for abortion rights.
Did you have a large circle of friends in high school? No.
Would you ever get a matching tattoo with someone? I have 5 tattoos that match with other people: heart shaped sunglasses with Ellen, a tree with some red birds on it with my sister, and Snoopy, BoJack, and Brendon from Home Movies with Sarah.
What time do you usually go to sleep? 10pm-11pm on work nights.
Do you have a job? Yes.
What colour are the plates in your kitchen? They black and white.
What was the last gift you received? Ellen sent me a Kuchi Kopi (Bob’s Burgers) cookie jar for my kitchen but for some reason it didn’t come with a lid.
What is your Chinese zodiac animal? Snake.
Are you inside right now? If you’re home, what room of the house are you in? I’m inside at my job.
Are you good at remembering faces? Yes but bad at names.
What will you do after this survey? Maybe another. I’ve been on a kick lately because I’ve been locking myself out of social media during the day so now I’ve been distracting myself with this instead of working hahahahahahah.
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The Collector's Theme Song Takeover
[Inspired by these videos. Watch them to get context, a feel for the rhythm, and because they’re good! Takes place during “For the Future”.]
Collector: King! King! I thought of a new fun thing to do now that I’m free!
King: What’s that?
Collector: Well, when I was stuck with that meanie Belos, I heard him do a theme song takeover.
King: I’m sorry, what? The theme song doesn’t even have lyrics.
Collector: I know. He rapped to the tune. It was so weird.
King: Belos… rapping. (shudders) Oh Titan.
Collector: (giggles) You’re a Titan, remember? Anyway, it was surprisingly good, so since I’ve taken over the Boiling Isles I think I should do my own theme song takeover, about my story. I am the main character of this game, after all.
King: Right. Go for it, BFF.
Collector: As a child of the cosmos, nothing’s out of reach for me but freedom
I have so many awesome gifts I offer up to those who need ‘em
‘Cause that way we get to play together and I love to make new friends
But then they always leave me once my side of the deal ends
King: (genuinely impressed) Wow, that was cool. I didn’t know you could rap.
Collector: I can literally do anything. Listen to these lines - they’re even faster than I stopped the draining spell!
Phillip pinky swore and turned just like that
You can’t say he didn’t deserve to go splat
Good thing I met King and our bond’s set in stone
‘Cause nothing stinks harder than being alone
Now we’re gonna have a ton of fun
Playing Owl House forever with everyone
I can create such spectacular things
Just remember who holds the puppet strings
King: (a little nervous) Haha, yeah. So what do you want to do now?
Collector: Where do I begin?
We’ll hang out in our crown palace, have tea with the Coven Heads
I’ll race you to the moon and back
King: Well, that one would make me dead
Collector: Then I’ll bring the moon down here for you, or draw us in the stars
Eat a rainbow topped with gravity, maybe even hold Francois (King: Eh...)
You must see the world was boring without my magic everywhere
And no saying you’re not playing, guys, you know that isn’t fair
All my old friends have been fibbers, but there’s no way King is the same!
Which is good, ‘cause if you break the rules, I have to change the game
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Hello hello helloooo again, Aphe my good friend!
Tis' I, 🐉Anon!!!!
And I'm back again to scratch that HSR x Reader brainworm you've been afflicted with.
But first, I'd first like to congratulate you on bringing Imbibitor Lunae home! And I absolutely feel you on the sudden amassing of oc ideas (I may or may not have come up with a couple of whole ass planets of my own, one of which I've been working on writing up, but that is a tale for another time!)
Anyhow, I approach you tonight (in my timezone) with a brainrot appropriate for both my anonymous moniker, and the occasion at hand. That's right, this ask features the one and only... Cold Dragon Yooooooung! Not to be confused with Cold Dragon Younger or Cold Dragon Youngest
Imagine, the reader is a member of the Astral Express, among the younger members, let's say pre-teens to early teens, and they're a bit of a bookworm. And since Dan Heng has essentially turned the Archives into his room, he's finds himself often being visited by them, sometimes [Name] chats him up, sometimes they're just chilling their quietly as they read through the stories and files that the crew of the express have accumulated over the course of their journey. Perhaps [Name] takes a particular shine to the numerous tales of dragons from across the cosmos, including those of their progenitor, the deceased Aeon of the Permanence, Long. Perhaps over time, Dan Heng takes becomes something of a big brother to [Name] looking out for them, and always makes sure to bring back stories from the world the crew visits for them to look at when they return from missions. Imagine [Name] gazing upon Dan Heng's true form as their eyes light up like stars, and they can't help but go on a lengthy tangent about how absolutely awesome he looks, and how they bet he's so super strong in this form (which like... he is!)
Just a kiddo having an absolute hayday as they find out their big brother figure is a dragon-person!
HI BELOVED..... ahhhh ty!!!! as i told 🐱 anon, i love and adore him. he came home within the first 10 pull and i just think that was so real of him. so much realer than kafka. who never came home. smh. /lh AND YEAH hsr is so fascinating, really. it gives me many oc thoughts.
OHHH I LOVE THIS BRAINROT 🐉 anon must know me well.... i am a professional dan heng liker. also, to be fr with you all, i kind of already know what's up with dan heng LMAO the lore-reading instincts were too strong. dan heng il was sitting right there... what was i supposed to do, not listen to his voice lines and read what little i have unlocked in terms of his story? /lh so this brainrot is fine for me. i don't know everything but i do know enough to respond well to this brainrot, i think.
dan heng would be a good brother i think... blood really doesn't matter. what matters is that he formed a cute bond with this little nerd /aff who is always in the archives with him.
his little sibling will only be allowed to go on trailblaze missions when he feels that they're old and strong enough (even if himeko and mr yang are okay with letting [name] go, if dan heng isn't, then they are stuck on the express LMAO but i don't think they'd mind. they'd just chill in the archives and read while they wait). speaking of which, you know how dan heng has that very... martial art style of fighting? i think he teaches them how to fight properly because, you know, they'll need it. he's always very careful not to hurt them and offers them his quiet form of praise when they do well. AND MAYBE. when the trailblaze mission is concluded, and the astral express is still docked, he'll take them to whatever planet has been visited and will let them explore and observe that planet's unique properties. probably also takes them to a local bookshop. just dan heng having a cute outing with his bookworm little sibling once he knows it is safe to do so.
and ohhhhjshsjg hear me out. dan heng in his true form being so so protective of [name], moreso than he already was before (BECAUSE HEAR ME OUT: dragon instincts)... like. first trailblaze mission. [name]'s in danger. dan heng quietly picks them up, tells them not to look despite the fact that they aren't some naive little kid (to which they oblige, hiding their face in the junction between his neck and shoulder, a little embarrassed that they couldn't handle it themselves), supports their weight with one arm, and fucking WRECKS everything that posed a threat to their safety with the other hand.
AND CONSIDER wounded [name]...... dan heng being something of a hissy, overprotective older dragon brother and refusing to let anyone get too close to them until the other members of the astral express crew manage to talk him down (mostly himeko and welt i think...... march would make it worse unintentionally LMAOOO and stelle is. chaos. so. yeah), eventually managing to convince dan heng to hand over poor wounded [name] so that they can treat whatever wound they got. he's hovering over their shoulder the majority of the time anyway, though, and that's honestly probably really comforting. like yeah. maybe it's a little excessive. but he so blatantly cares a lot about their safety and i just think that would be so reassuring. him letting them squeeze his hand if it hurts too much........ i love playing around with nonhuman characters and how their more feral instincts manifest. dragon instinct dan heng.... cries he's so protective in my brain
but on an even cuter note--dan heng always picking up books and trinkets he thinks they would like while he's on trailblaze missions. he sees something and he's like.... wow.... [name] would like that....
and [name] rambling about how cool he looks and how strong he is *head in hands* PLEASEEE i think he'd be a bit embarrassed and maybe even a little uncomfortable but he knows they mean well.... and it grows on him. like. he starts to find it super cute and endearing :(((
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Some thoughts on the Lion Guard cuz I’ve been watching clips of it again
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would absolutely DIE over all the hyenas. Not just Janja or Jasiri, I mean ALL of the hyenas. Chungu, Cheezi, Nne, Tano, etc. Especially Tunu and Wema. They are my babies and I love them
And their designs are *chef’s kiss*
100% agree with the headcanon that Janja’s the son of Shenzi and Banzai and Cheezi is the son of Ed. As for Chungu…I like to think he just…appeared out of nowhere. Like baby Janja and baby Cheezi were playing and baby Chungu came out of nowhere and Janja was like “hi, yeah. You? You’re coming with us.”. Anyway, I like to think it’d be cool if Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed came back to the Outlands so they could tell the truth about what Scar did or something like that. I’d also love to see their reactions when they learn Simba has cubs now
Mzingo and his parliament absolutely raised Janja’s clan when their parents left to save themselves from Zira (as per a hc I saw about why they left). I love to think Shenzi went up to Mzingo and said something like “please watch over them. I don’t care how you do it, just make sure they’re all alive and he agreed
I just love Mzingo in general. Vultures are my favorite bird. Don’t get me wrong, Ono is great and all, but Mzingo is 👌👌👌👌👌
I know it’s been said before, but they did Ushari so dirty. Not trying to excuse him for giving Kion a scar, I’m just saying I get it. He got sick of being trampled on and disrespected and when he tries to get some by listening to Scar’s (most likely false) promises, he dies by falling in lava. They reformed all the other outlanders, why not Ushari? They could have had him see the error of his ways and go back to being neutral but noooooo. And he was one of my favorite characters too!
I think I have a whole new respect for reptiles now cuz what they did with all the crocodiles. Love the redemption arc with Makuu, love Kiburi and how he’s voiced by a rapper, and Pua’s basically the most chill croc I have ever seen. I wish we got more scenes with Pua cuz he’s awesome. I like to think he’s doing just fine though. He’s a tough croc.
Kiburi saying “I don’t sing” during the song “Run this dump” makes me wonder if he doesn’t want to or if he can’t sing…or maybe cuz he thinks he’s too cool. Having said that, I love to imagine that he prefers to rap and absolutely KILLS it. Honestly, I bet all crocodiles rap. Because how cool would a crocodile rap battle be?
Call me crazy but there is no way Ushari and Kiburi didn’t have something going on
Okay ya’ll hear me out…..what if Kenge, the rock monitor lizard, isn’t as bad as he seems? I’ve said before that there has to be some trauma like intense bullying that makes him the way he is, but he seems like the type to be super chill when you get on his good side. As long as you don’t say anything about his height, you’ll be fine. Respect him and he’ll respect you…unless he’s hungry.
Also hc that Ushari was Kenge’s only friend and he still thinks about him after he died. He was the only animal who ever understood him
I got more headcanons about him btw
As tough as all the reptiles are, there’s got to be a soft spot somewhere
The jackals have grown on me. I love the Cosmo and Wanda dynamic Rerei and Goigoi have. Also Dogo is cute enough to commit war crimes over
Not me trying to figure out what kind of scorpion Sumu is cuz he has a big stinger, but also big pincers. If I’m not mistaken, scorpions with big stingers and small pincers are more venemous than the ones with big pincers and small stingers. I think he’s a hybrid of some sort…or maybe it’s me overthinking idk. His voice is cool tho
The villains in the later seasons are okay, but you really gotta appreciate how accurate Ora (the komodo dragon) is. You know how dangerous and hostile komodos are in real life? They literally dig up human remains and eat them. If that’s not villain-worthy, I don’t know what is
I love Mama Binturong. She’s such a queen. Love the whole evil badass grandma/mob boss vibe going on
Is it me or is it weird that there are no African wild dog characters? I know there are a few paintings of them but not an actual character.
Because there’s a lot of animals who hate Bunga, it’d be funny if they all tried ganging up on Bunga for revenge while he’s on a date with Binga and it’s like
Binga: *seeing Kenge* Who’s that?
Bunga: …He doesn’t like me
Binga: *seeing Makucha’s crew* Who’s that?
Bunga: They don’t like me either
*Ushari’s ghost appears as the rest of Bunga’s enemies surround them*
Binga: Who’s that?!
Bunga: LET’S JUST ASSUME EVERYONE HERE DOESN’T LIKE ME-
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Super really excited for FF7 Rebirth!! The trailer was so awesome!!! I think my favorite shot was Cloud and Tifa doing their back to back! Just more proof they’re a battle couple! The game will be in two discs so it will be even longer! Hope we get lots of Cloti moments! Looks like we’ll also get to play as Red and Yuffie will be joining the party. And they can do combo attacks! But the big moment of the trailer is the end. It looks like Sephiroth, my favorite video game villain, knows that Tifa is the one thing Clpud loves more than anything in the world and is the only tie to his true self. If Tifa dies or Cloud is convinced she’s dead, his mind will be broken and nothing will be able to fix him. So now Sephiroth is trying to convince him he killed Tifa. “The ones you love”. Sephiroth basically confirms that Cloud loves Tifa.
The devs knew what we wanted and delivered it 😁
People reckon the first disc will end when Aerith dies, and then the second disc will cover everything up to the crater, which I've said over and over is the biggest low point of the game and a natural stopping point for a cliffhanger.
Thinking it through, I don't think disc one will end with Aerith dying. That's a lotta content to shove in one disc, and then not very much content to put on the second.
Kalm
Chocobo farm
Mythril mine
Finding Yuffie
Junon
Ferry
Costa del sol
Mountain road to Corel
Gold saucer, meeting Cait Sith
Core prison
Gongaga
Cosmo canyon
Nibelheim
Mt nibel
Rocket town
Wutai (maybe moved to part three)
Gold saucer, keystone
Temple of ancients
Bone village
Forgotten city, Aerith dies
That takes us to the end of a disc.
Icicle inn
Glacier
Northern crater
Yeah, I think we need to have a think about this. There's no way all of that will go on one disc. Looking through the list they may opt to end disc one at the gates of Nibelheim, which mirrors the start of the disc with the Kalm flashback. Then we pick up heading up my nibel, which contrasts and mirrors them heading down into the crater.
#final fantasy 7 remake#ff7r#ffviir#cloud strife#final fantasy 7r#final fantasy viir#cloti#tifa lockhart#ffvii rebirth#final fantasy vii rebirth
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Fan: I had just recently become in the fandom here, but I feel like, as probably everybody in this room does, I know Sam and Dean inside and out, I feel like -
Jared: Woah! [J2 pointedly raise eyebrows, Jared grabs Jensen's arm] That's here [unintelligible, touching own butt]
[J2 crack up]
[Interlude where J2 make fun of the fan talking really loudly without a mic]
Fan: I'm really glad I could be y'all's entertainment. What I really want to know is something really cool and awesome about Jared and Jensen, and just something maybe that -
Jared: How much time you got? [licks finger, smooths eyebrow] Did you not see the picture earlier? [makes exaggerated face mocking the picture again]
Jensen: [repeating from fan] Something you can't read on wiki?
Fan: Yeah, just something cool about you!
Jensen: I think it's all there.
Jared: I think we're remarkably boring. [fans loudly object] I'll say something, I'll say something I think about -
[fan yells something about Jensen Ackles]
Jensen: Yeah, whatever you said.
Jared: Yeah! Uh, this will probably come as a shock, but I've done a questionnaire a few times, and guessing about him -
Jensen: Cosmo, or?
Jared: Totally, totally. Cosmo, Seventeen magazine, all those. No, uh, weirdly, because of where we stand literally right now in our lives? We're actually both introverts. Yeah, we - speaking for myself for sure and knowing him as I've known him for 20 years - oh God [Jensen nods]. We'd much rather stay home with our wives and kids than go out to a red carpet or an event. It's kind of like it takes energy? I think extroverts feel energized being in front of the camera? I think he and I are both like no, we don't wanna, like we'd rather just fuckin' chill out. Like I had a great time during COVID just stuck at my home with my wife and kids. I know that sounds, but I know - I don't mean that to sound heartless, like I realize so many people lost loved ones and lost jobs and mortgages? But I think having done damn near 15 straight years of flying back and forth and being here and being there and being everywhere. I was like, 'Oh, I just get to sit on the couch with my wife and my sons and my daughter' so. And I think that's probably the most surprising, is that if we both did a proper psychological questionnaire, we'd both come out as introverts.
Jensen: He answered for both of us. That was -
Jared: See? He doesn't even want to answer it.
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So yes we finally went to see Guardians of the galaxy Vol.3 and yes there was some collectable goodies for this one too which you can of course see here.
Now as for the movie itself I though it was amazing! it was a great way to cap off this series and an excellent send off to these characters and for one they will be missed. but I'm sure they will appear again in future MCU movies but of course just not as the Guardians of the Galaxy of course and at the very end it says Star-Lord will return. So we will see him again as for the other I'm not sure but we'll have to wait and see
but anyway yes the movie was excellent The acting, the visuals, the action and the emotion was all amazing, I would say I loved pretty much everything minute of it.
The story is basically this Knowhere is attacked by Adam Warlock who was sent by none other then the High Evolutionary Who wants Rocket Raccoon. The Guardians fight him him but Rocket is seriously injured and the Guardians of the Galaxy set off on a daring mission across the cosmos in order to save Rocket and confront the High Evolutionary over his nefarious plans and learn the secret ties between him and the creation of Rocket Raccoon.
like I said the movie is excellent and I would say partly do to the writing and directing it was funny when it needed to be dramatic and serious when it needed to be and emotionally charged when it needed to be.
I was happy to finally see Adam Warlock on the big screen but I didn't think he got as much screen time as I thought he would have and I thought. The person playing him Will Poulter I thought he did a great job, I have always seen the character as kind of serious but this version is a bit more comedic in a way I felt and I think he kind of balances that so I thought he did a great job also I thought the introduction of the High Evolutionary as the movies villain was good as well and I thought Chukwudi Iwuji who plays the character did a great job as well and I am enjoying them bringing some of these huge "cosmic" characters like Ego the Living Planet, Kang the Conqueror,Eternity,The Celestial to name a few. but everyone who reprised their roles did and excellent job.
The movie is funny when it needs to be there is quite a few jokes and gags and you have to laugh at the bickering between Drax and Mantis that is hilarious all on its own and of Nebula gets pulled into it at times too which makes it even more funny
The action and stunt work is awesome too watching this is just pure fun and the visuals are I thought were a bit mind blowing the movie is truly a visual spectacle you have to probably see it just for that All the production design is amazing I'm also happy that they finally got to wear their comic book uniforms in this one too but yeah all the creatures and aliens are imaginative and all the visuals involving Rocket/Groot and any other character was perfect, I feel the work they did on Rocket was turly amazing to the point where he looked, acted and felt like a real live creature that was onset with everyone else
The music for this was perfect too each song just fit were it should and work perfectly in the frame of the movie and yes this was a very emotional ride of a movie especially concerning Rocket and his backstory truth be told I did tear up through all that, it was very very sad at points so I couldn't help it
but yeah like I said the movie is amazingly excellent it was a great way to cap off this series and an excellent send off to these characters so if you love the other stuff they were in and enjoyed these characters I would highly recommend going to see this last chapter.
also yes there is some credit scenes there is one mid and one end for this
#Guardians of the Galaxy#Guardians of the Galaxy3#Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3#Guardians of the Galaxy 3#Guardians of the Galaxy mcu#NaughtyGirl286#ShannonJ286#marvels Guardians of the Galaxy#marvel#marvel studios#disney#Guardians of the Galaxy marvel#mcu#marvel mcu#Marvel Studios' Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3#Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3#phase five#mcu movies
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Camber
Amber: I just wanted to say thank you again for earlier
Amber: and sorry if I was noticeably wildly taken aback you exist
Cosmo: It was my ma, don’t need to thank me
Cosmo: Why would you be expecting my existence?
Amber: Without your ma’s help, and yours, I’d still be walking around hospital corridors
Amber: I’ve already thanked her, we’ve swapped heaps of messages
Amber: I wasn’t expecting Dash to have a brother I didn’t know about is what I guess I’m trying to say
Cosmo: We’ve plenty experience
Cosmo: Of course you have
Cosmo: It’s like you don’t know Dash either, isn’t it
Amber: Yeah, your of course is bang on, your mum’s lovely
Amber: He outright lies and deliberately misleads, I have experience of that, sure, but this seems a new level, or low, doesn’t it? It’s really unnecessary
Cosmo: She’s familiar with you lot, like she said
Cosmo: I knew that, he’s a fake
Amber: She’s been telling me what [the commune] was like when she lived there, it all sounds unsurprisingly familiar
Amber: Oh he’s heaps of things alright
Cosmo: Shock horror a 60s throwback isn’t heralding in a brave new world
Cosmo: Well, my apologies you had to find out like this, absent jailer can only be so efficient in keeping her bedbound
Amber: The shock was reserved for you, and horror is a touch dramatic, we weren’t close enough for my world to be rocked
Amber: You definitely don’t need apologise either, by the way
Cosmo: Sure, he’s a throwback but I did mean the whole ‘commune’ idea
Cosmo: Even our nan wasn’t born in the 60s, an actual joke
Amber: Okay, but how many original ideas are there anyway?
Cosmo: Talking like the time and country you’re from isn’t original either but it’s logical
Amber: He can’t escape talking like the country he’s from, however much he’d kill for an American accent
Cosmo: Are you South African?
Amber: No, but I get that heaps
Amber: even from people who don’t know I’ve been to [and wherever in south africa you have, giving the poorest parts obvs because your parents are crusaders]
Cosmo: How the fuck did you end up in [wherever the commune is located, like exactly]?
Amber: Long story short, my parents’ jobs
Amber: how and why the majority our age move around
Cosmo: Not enough starving kids in Africa? Who knew
Amber: Poverty affects every country, including this one
Amber: I think that’s fairly well known
Cosmo: And it’s definitely tackled by making the doss house seem wholesome with some veggies and some chickens, not getting a job and engaging with the real world
Amber: I told you they have jobs a few sentences ago
Cosmo: Yeah, the saviours charging in always do
Cosmo: anyone who’s been there longer than a year don’t
Amber: Congrats on tackling your prejudices, it’s going really well
Cosmo: Boo hoo, I don’t feel bad for anyone there
Amber: I doubt anyone is asking you to, like you said, we don’t engage with the real world
Cosmo: You just did, a few sentences ago
Amber: I did not
Cosmo: Yeah, you did
Cosmo: Prejudice is a dog whistle for sympathy
Amber: You should work with slogans, that’s an awesome off the top of your head attempt
Cosmo: Thanks, I’ll leave the politics to the private schoolboys and do-gooders though
Amber: I mean, you’d know better than I would what real world jobs call for it, but advertising would be a good fit too
Cosmo: I know what I’m going to do, I already do it
Amber: How old are you?
Cosmo: 17
Amber: And how long have you had your future career mapped out?
Cosmo: Long as I can remember
Amber: Wow
Amber: What is it?
Cosmo: I play football, I’m at [whatever academy] on the junior side
Amber: Irish football, soccer or American?
Cosmo: Not calling it soccer but that one
Amber: So you’re like Keira Knightley in that film, got it
Cosmo: ?
Amber: The one with the Beckham cameo, but I don’t know, it could’ve been a lookalike
Cosmo: Your references are cooked
Amber: I don’t watch heaps of tv, it’s one of the few dvds without scratches, for some reason
Cosmo: Surprised you have one
Amber: Me too, tends to be the first thing to get sold, maybe the tv’s days are numbered but for now, we still have one
Amber: and a dvd player
Cosmo: And you’re surrounded by cosplaying kids and enabling users
Cosmo: should charge them, Dash would soon stop bothering himself and you
Amber: Unfortunately, I don’t think bouncer is the career path I’m going to be on
Cosmo: I wouldn’t bet on it, proving a point isn’t worth getting murdered
Amber: Talking about my potential murder wasn’t something I’d bet on doing with a stranger today
Cosmo: Why are you here?
Amber: Would you like me to go? Ideally not because I’ve been murdered but
Cosmo: I mean, you didn’t need to search me up to say thanks
Cosmo: but you’ve done that now, so
Amber: I wanted to
Amber: you’re right though, I’ve done that now
Amber: I’ll see you when I’m over for a cuppa, if you’re around then
Cosmo: If you’re humouring her because you feel sorry for her, you don’t need to, she has plenty of friends
Amber: You’d have to ask Daisy why she invited me, hopefully she doesn’t feel too sorry for me
Amber: I’m coming because she’s nice
Cosmo: I don’t need to ask her motivations
Amber: Okay
Cosmo: If you think this is going to endear you to him, it won’t
Amber: I beg your pardon?
Cosmo: Whatever time you came for tea, he’d not be there, he doesn’t give enough of a fuck about her to give a fuck about you being a good samaritan
Amber: I’m well versed where he spends 99.9 of his time, it’s where I live or in classes with me, if I wanted an in, I’ve had heaps
Cosmo: I’m glad you’re not that dumb then
Amber: Thanks, I have my moments and some brain cells knocking about
Cosmo: More than can be said of most he hangs with
Amber: We haven’t hung out for a while, I’ve lost my shine for him by now
Cosmo: Doubt that
Amber: There’s newer, more age appropriate girls for him to focus his attentions on at any given minute
Cosmo: He’s never really concerned himself with what’s appropriate but sure
Amber: He’s in great company
Cosmo: I know
Amber: And I’ve made it crystal clear I’ve got no romantic or sexual interest
Cosmo: I wasn’t doubting your lack of interest, just his
Amber: He’s persistent but I’m as stubborn
Cosmo: He’s a brat
Amber: Hard same when I need to be
Cosmo: Must be nice
Amber: I wish I didn’t have to use it as a fallback, but hey, if boys will be boys, girls will rely on whatever methods they can
Cosmo: It’s not a safe place, if your parents are any kind, you’ll be out of there before something worse happens than some pathetic teenage fuckboy
Amber: My parents are the kind to honour their commitments
Cosmo: What about their commitment to being parents then
Amber: What about it? I’m taken care of in all the ways I’m supposed to be
Cosmo: Doesn’t sound like you feel very safe
Amber: Well, I’m sorry I gave you the wrong impression somehow and somewhere
Amber: I’m the amount of cautious any woman is because I’m that amount of default unsafe, no more
Cosmo: Relax, I’m not going to do anything about it
Amber: Except voice your opinion, which I respect, I don’t know when to shut up either, famously
Cosmo: You famously messaged me, which is weird, by the way
Amber: Still being here might be, but why is reaching out in the first place weird?
Cosmo: You ain’t meant to talk to strangers, you never heard?
Amber: We talked at the hospital, I did anyway, you mainly stared at me or at the floor
Cosmo: I didn’t stare at you
Amber: Daggers, the stabbing feeling’s only just gone away
Cosmo: Not the first or last of his friends we’ve run into
Amber: You’re calling me his friend, I don’t know if he or I would
Cosmo: It makes no odds to me whether he’s got in your pants or not, that’s his definition
Cosmo: you’re still the same
Amber: Good to know by his definition we never will be, less fantastic to be tarred with whatever brush you’ve got out
Cosmo: You could be one of the ones that needs help, I don’t know
Amber: Saying I’m not makes it sound as if I am, I can’t win with that kind of protest
Cosmo: If you ain’t then you deserve that place and his company
Amber: Throw me to the wolves then, damn
Cosmo: Who am I, your personal saviour
Cosmo: you just said you were good
Amber: Everything about you is so confrontational, I’ve been trying to give you the benefit of your stares being where this stops getting aggressive
Cosmo: I’m not aggressive
Amber: What are you?
Cosmo: I just don’t use that faux therapy talk you’re used to
Amber: You’re white knuckling onto your snap judgment, I’m used to that being a thing too, sorry I bothered you
Cosmo: There’s no point not, is there
Amber: You tell me, you seem to have all the answers and I 1000% don’t
Cosmo: Aren’t you meant to extol the benefits of giving people a chance? That’s not me, judgmental and aggressive
Amber: You’d refuse to feel the benefit to spite me, boy
Cosmo: I’ve been there, done that, got the burns to prove it
Cosmo: you’re too shiny and new and too late, girl
Amber: He speaks like he’s from the 60s and you act like you’re in yours
Amber: it’s never too late, unless you’re ashes pressed into the [however tall he is] shape of a guy
Cosmo: Who asked you to come and judge my life?
Cosmo: You don’t even know him by admission, you haven’t got the first clue about me
Amber: You don’t about me but when has it stopped you?
Cosmo: I know that place, better than you ever could
Cosmo: if I was judgmental or aggressive about anything, that’s what it was, not you
Amber: The last thing I want is to know that place like the back of my hand, I’m not your brother or whichever of his ‘friends’ you’ve met
Cosmo: He don’t know shit he thinks he does
Amber: I’ve lived there [however long]
Amber: a week was long as to get the feel of it, whatever else I am, I’m not gullible, believe that or don’t
Cosmo: I’m as glad for you as I can be for any stranger
Amber: And I’ll be as glad to cross paths with you on [whatever day she’s going for tea and biscuits]
Cosmo: Don’t worry, I’ll stay out of your way
Amber: Your whereabouts don’t worry me, it’s your house and if you feel like scowling at me from any corner of it, I can’t stop you
Cosmo: I’ve got a life, thanks
Amber: Right, soccer
Cosmo: Oh and what the hell do you do that’s so important?
Amber: Excluding when mama needs urgent supplies, nothing I do is important
Cosmo: What does your ma even do?
Amber: Women’s health stuff, a giant umbrella, but we can sum it up by saying she cares more about period poverty than starving kids in Africa
Cosmo: Right, well needing to find your mammy is the best reason you’d need pointing to OBGYN
Amber: I’m not asking your worst case scenario for me, I dread to think
Cosmo: You’d only accuse me of calling you stupid if I asked you what you reckon most people go there for, so, yeah
Amber: I’m 17 not 7, I’ve ideas why most people do most things
Cosmo: You said you were in his classes
Amber: Yeah, I’m not beating the stupid accusations any time soon after all, am I?
Cosmo: I didn’t know that happened, seems very American
Amber: They’re probably making an exception because I’ve been unschooled up to now, or because I massively embarrassed myself with the test they gave to find out where I’m at
Cosmo: I’m sorry
Amber: Why? I fought to be in school and I am
Cosmo: I’m sorry that you weren’t until now
Amber: My dad’s a teacher, I didn’t need to be, I wanted to
Amber: I warned you about me being a brat
Cosmo: Not good enough of one if you’re that behind though
Amber: It’s my own fault, unschooling is child centred, I decided what I wanted to learn at what pace
Cosmo: Almost like a child isn’t qualified to make life decisions like that they have no capability of understanding
Amber: Who knew?
Amber: Me, I cared more about swimming
Cosmo: There’s a reason we still have to do our lessons at the academy
Cosmo: ‘course you didn’t want to, no kid does
Amber: Do you learn Irish? They won’t let me join those classes
Cosmo: Sadly
Amber: You hate it?
Cosmo: Maybe the Irish footie lads can use it, doesn’t have no purpose for me
Cosmo: I’m sure someone’d teach you but that won’t help you do any better on the tests
Amber: I’ve picked up a handful of words, far as I ever seem to get in all the languages of all the places I’ve lived
Amber: I could order you a drink in heaps of countries if you keep it simple and want a beer
Cosmo: It’s a dead horse language, honestly
Cosmo: Everyone speaks English, any time we’re away in Europe, never an issue
Amber: Are you away much?
Cosmo: Not as much as the proper team but [however much junior clubs do go away, idk but it would happen, I’m sure]
Amber: I wonder if we’ve ever been in the same place at the same time
Cosmo: Where have you been?
Amber: Where have you? It’d be easier to list where I haven’t yet, you’d get bored
Cosmo: Alright, show-off
Amber: No, but give it up, where have you?
Cosmo: God, let me think
Cosmo: [list them, I shan’t lmao]
Amber: [discuss dates and if there’s been any crossover on the places she has also been because what are the odds but that would be cinematic peak romance if there has and y’all didn’t even realise]
Cosmo: [me like sadly for you boo bear/this girl, I doubt he remembers the dates he was places, he doesn’t have the energy for that]
Cosmo: Where was your favourite place?
Amber: Ever or out of the places you’ve been to?
Cosmo: Out of the places you’ve been to, I’m sure I’ll have heard of it, still
Amber: You’ll have heard of it because it’s where I’m from, when you nail that guess, anyway
Amber: I liked my life best when we stayed put for longer than our record of [however long which is clearly giving no longer than a year to 18 months max because your parents are cray] in [wherever you stayed the longest that wasn’t new zealand, I don’t need to specify it isn’t that important]
Amber: Where was yours?
Cosmo: It’s the other one, shoulda figured you were too light-skinned to be any kind of African but I don’t know anything about New Zealand beyond hobbits and rugby
Cosmo: everywhere was the same, I was just there to play
Amber: Do you want to know anything about New Zealand beyond hobbits and rugby?
Cosmo: You can tell me
Amber: [jokingly tell him things about stuff he’d wanna know based on how he’s been this convo so about politics and how safe it is or isn’t and how everyone speaks english and maori is kinda like irish cos they really killed it off only to resurge it in like 1987 and anything you can about football lol, cos gotta playfully sass him as the tea realistically is you don’t really remember as much about the place as you wish you did cos you’ve been everywhere since and were clearly young when all this hardcore travelling started so, not trying to get into that and be sad/prove him right that your parents suck rn]
Cosmo: Well, you can always be a travel agent when you finish school
Amber: Encouraging travel isn’t very eco warrior of me
Cosmo: Hippie = hypocrite, don’t you know?
Amber: I’m gutted you’ll never meet my mama, seriously
Cosmo: I’m glad she’s not a doctor or I already would have
Amber: Long as yours doesn’t get pregnant again or an STI, you’re safe
Cosmo: Shut up
Amber: I’m likewise doing my damndest not to, I’ll ask her to make a pact with me
Cosmo: Because that’s funny
Amber: I wouldn’t joke about a baby or a sexually transmitted disease, both sound like hellish experiences
Cosmo: You just did though
Amber: I did not
Cosmo: Are you an only child as well as homeschooled?
Amber: At the moment
Cosmo: It’s too late for you not to have both those energies
Amber: Ouch
Amber: I thought the daggers hurt
Cosmo: Sorry, that was kind of harsh but
Cosmo: you’re very strange
Amber: I do try not to be, but I guess it genuinely is too late
Cosmo: You’ve not been around normal people to learn it, not for long enough
Cosmo: it’s your parents’ fault, not yours
Amber: I’ve made a couple of friends at school
Amber: hopefully not entirely out of pity
Cosmo: Sure they’re not
Amber: How many friends is a football team?
Cosmo: [the numbers ‘cos it’s always so many playing and so many reserves and I’m not getting into the weeds of that]
Amber: Mr popular
Cosmo: Hardly
Amber: I don’t believe you, you’re super friendly and open
Cosmo: Ha ha, Miss stalker
Amber: Your mammy gave you an easily stalkable name, which she dropped when you refused to introduce yourself
Cosmo: Which makes it okay
Amber: I’m not outside in your bushes
Cosmo: Really sounds like you are
Amber: You’d be kicking a ball somewhere and I wouldn’t have eyes on you if I was, what’s the point?
Cosmo: I don’t know what your interest is, you find me intolerable and intolerant
Amber: I was attempting to smooth things over and make them less weird, okay? Which I know has backfired, before you say it
Cosmo: You’re self-aware, give you that
Cosmo: There is nothing to smooth over though, honestly
Amber: Maybe I just wanted to talk to you then
Amber: to see if you would this time
Cosmo: You took it personally
Amber: It was personal, so yeah
Cosmo: It really wasn’t
Amber: You really looked at me like you wished the floor would open up and swallow me, to mean you wouldn’t have to look at me again
Cosmo: It could have been anyone from that place, that’s what I have the problem with
Cosmo: I don’t know you
Amber: You don’t want to know me because I’m from there
Cosmo: Like I said, anyone that wants to get out, that’s different
Amber: It isn’t that simple
Cosmo: It isn’t easy, is what you mean
Cosmo: it’s perfectly simple
Amber: Finding good doesn’t mean you condone the bad, people have heaps of their own personal reasons to stay which doesn’t equate them to Dash or your dad
Cosmo: Places full of vulnerable people attract abusers, that’s never going to change
Cosmo: and that’s why a group of well-intentioned but stupid fucking people can’t just be left in charge of people who need actual help and protection
Amber: Not every vulnerable person is willing to accept the kind of help and protection you’re talking about, what’s your solution, stripping them of any autonomy to make their own choices because you think yours are better?
Cosmo: It’s just like alternative medicine, your ‘help’ actively encourages those people to not suck it up and seek real
Cosmo: and none of it fucking works, do you know how many junkies have died there? Fucked up teens offed themselves?
Amber: I don’t need to know, I’ve lived in enough similar places and seen it play out, you aren’t telling me anything I haven’t lived through already
Cosmo: What, do you think that makes you sound impressive?
Cosmo: You’re living in a fantasy cooked up by men who wanted to abuse drugged up runaways, there’s nothing good about it, never was, never will be
Amber: I know how it makes me sound
Amber: but the reality is, I’m living there
Amber: even if I hate it, I love my parents and they love me, whatever misguided ideas they have and however much I disagree with heaps of what they say and do
Cosmo: Anyone who loved you properly wouldn’t put you in that kind of danger
Cosmo: to stroke their own ego
Amber: You have no right to claim they don’t love me
Cosmo: I’m sure they think they do but they aren’t acting in love, they aren’t thinking about you even, never mind doing right by you
Amber: How dare you, they’re flawed yeah, they’re human
Cosmo: I could lie but you’re still stuck there with the truth
Amber: They believe they’re doing right by me, that’s the truth to them
Cosmo: Use that’s done you
Cosmo: use it’s done my brother, she’s turned him into Caleb, the man who turned her into a cripple, good one
Amber: What use is there in projecting your feelings about your family onto mine?
Cosmo: The state of you is real, sorry to break that one too
Amber: The state of me
Cosmo: Yeah
Amber: You don’t even know me
Cosmo: You’re covered in tattoos, you can’t pass [whatever year she’s in], you’re a social nightmare and you’re destined to bum around the same shitholes you spent your childhood in because they’ve opened you up to nothing but their bullshit agenda
Amber: At least I’m not this cruel
Cosmo: Then you’ll be on the receiving end of it your whole life
Cosmo: that’s how the world works
Amber: Your world, and for once I’m glad I’m not part of it
Cosmo: Good for you
Amber: No, good for you knowing everything and how wrong everyone but you is
Cosmo: Owning my choice doesn’t mean I have to be happy about it
Cosmo: difference between me and anyone at that place is I know I’ve doomed myself
Amber: The difference is, your mother made a choice that took you away from that place before you had to make it for yourself
Amber: You expect me to turn my back on mine, on everything, and do what exactly?
Cosmo: You haven’t got a fucking clue
Cosmo: Her hand was forced, she didn’t mention the existence of that place, knew they’d shut it all down
Cosmo: she’d be back there if she could fucking walk, why do you think she wants to be your mate?
Amber: You can’t go around forcing everyone else’s hands in retaliation, I don’t have a choice right now
Cosmo: You have a choice, if you seriously plan to come see her, Dash is to never find out, or you stay the fuck away
Cosmo: This isn’t Daisy’s house, it’s Nan's and he knows he isn’t allowed anyone from that place to step inside, none of his friends
Amber: Dash isn’t going to find out anything from me
Amber: but just so you know, I’ve been inside before, he isn’t playing by your rules
Cosmo: Well done on earning him a beating
Cosmo: I hope that felt great
Amber: No, it doesn’t
Cosmo: Another lesson you can choose to ignore then
Cosmo: thanks for the tip, like
Amber: Should I stay away?
Cosmo: What difference does it make
Cosmo: She can’t go back, she’s a depressive bitch about it anyway
Amber: I don’t know, I met her today
Cosmo: She’ll be nice to you
Amber: It isn’t about me
Amber: I don’t want to make things worse, for her or for you
Amber: Will I?
Cosmo: It can’t get any worse
Cosmo: You wanna do me a favour?
Cosmo: Do fuck my brother, move yourselves in and you can look after her and nan
Cosmo: before I lose my chance, for good
Amber: I could help you look after her without involving Dash
Cosmo: You met her today
Amber: Which isn’t relevant, what is, I can’t have sex with your brother
Amber: and you want help
Cosmo: It’s quite relevant when it comes to throwing away your future to feed and clean someone
Cosmo: I’d never let anyone else do it, except him because he’s a fuck up who’ll fail everything anyway but hey
Amber: According to you, I don’t have a future to throw away
Cosmo: You still have to try, there are lucky ones, ones that get out
Amber: I would be out, your house is a million miles from anywhere I’ve ever slept, it’s so nice I almost cried when I walked into it
Cosmo: It’s not much, you should see how some of my teammates live, not even thinking they’re well-off
Cosmo: but it’s hers, she worked her whole life and bought it off the council when she could, I’m not having my ma or him turn it into a spill-over for fuck ups they take a shine to, no chance
Amber: It’s amazing
Cosmo: She’s left it to me, in her will, she told me, and she did it before her mind went so it’s not a mistake
Cosmo: but she’s leaving my ma with it, there’s no more away games if I can’t trust nan to look after the pair of them, it’s over
Amber: You don’t know me and you’re going to think this is insanity, but if you let me help you, it doesn’t need to be over
Cosmo: Why would you want to do that?
Cosmo: I’m not oblivious, I know how nasty I was to you, it was on purpose
Amber: Because you have a future and I seriously don’t unless I have somewhere quiet I can study
Cosmo: I don’t know if I could pay you, the money is stretched to capacity
Amber: I’ve never been paid for anything, it’s a miracle I even vaguely understand money, you don’t have to
Cosmo: Your school is a lot closer to here than mine
Cosmo: we could start by you coming and doing lunch instead of me, if you’re serious
Amber: Show me how you do things and I’ll follow your lead
Cosmo: I will
Cosmo: You can do whatever you need to do whilst you’re here, it’s not payment but it’s as close as I can do, food, shower, the quiet you want
Amber: All of those things are worth more than money to me
Cosmo: Then this could work
Cosmo: or I’ve cracked, finally
Amber: One maybe snag
Amber: I’m not as strong as you, do they need help like that?
Cosmo: Ma has the things, the equipment, I’ll show you how to use it all so you don’t hurt yourself
Cosmo: Nan is just getting forgetful, right now, she can physically do everything well enough
Amber: Is she going to let me in? I can only cover so many tattoos and try to be normal
Cosmo: I’ll have to think up a backstory to introduce you, she trusts me, I’m not like them pair, you’ll be my friend instead
Amber: Okay
Cosmo: Failing that, you can buy like the… tabard? things that carers wear online, we’ll get that and she’ll think you’re someone I’ve hired legit
Amber: What happens when you’re at school? I need to still go
Cosmo: Of course
Cosmo: I’ve put sticky notes everywhere for nan, telling her how to do everything, she doesn’t have keys to get out
Cosmo: I give them breakfast, I come back at lunch and then home after school
Amber: Easy switch
Cosmo: I know it’s not perfect
Cosmo: but when nan started going too, that’s when I made the choice, I stayed or we went into care and they both went into homes, I guess, I don’t even know… I didn’t pick that option
Amber: How long has it been?
Cosmo: He was only 12
Cosmo: I know I said he’s hopeless and he is but I didn’t want him to really REALLY be, you know
Amber: God, you were really young too
Amber: and now I don’t have a leg to stand on calling you cruel, because you’re proven not
Cosmo: I can be, I was to you
Cosmo: I don’t usually talk to strangers like that, my social circle is limited to medical professionals who are famously bad at bedside manner at this point
Amber: Please do me a favour and don’t talk to any girls like that, you’ll be doing yourself one at the same time
Cosmo: I don’t talk to girls
Cosmo: as you’ve gathered, he doesn’t sneak people in when I’m around
Amber: You’ll finally have a bit of free time to, if you want
Cosmo: I’m not going to waste it
Amber: I’m far from your coach or anything, but isn’t downtime as important?
Cosmo: I already can’t do the after-school and weekend practices, I’m barely scraping by in terms of effort as far as football is concerned
Cosmo: but if I can just make it pro, then I could pay to have them cared for fully and dedicate myself
Amber: Fine, no distracting girls
Amber: or boys, I’ve totally assumed, and only realised this second, sorry
Cosmo: Correct assumption allowed
Cosmo: go so far as to say appreciated but that’s probably homophobic
Amber: I’ll allow it, I put my foot in it constantly and I’m supposed to be completely woke, whereas you’re a grumpy old man
Cosmo: I’ll take it
Amber: What do I do if Dash comes home?
Cosmo: I’ll tell him about this, I mean, if he even notices
Cosmo: I’m sure you’ve had experience helping people out, the places you’ve been, makes you useful, doesn’t make it a free for all
Amber: Comes with the territory, my do-gooder parents practically insist, babies, kids and old people
Amber: and it’ll be a relief not being roped in to prepare meals for [however many people are living at the commune rn, god knows] for a change
Cosmo: Are they going to notice?
Amber: When they do I’ll give them the bare bones, no incriminating details, I’m studying, helping out a friend etc
Cosmo: That settles it
Amber: When shall I start?
Cosmo: Come and let me show you what I need to soon as you can, then, again, soon as you can
Amber: Show me now, that way I can start tomorrow
Amber: no time to waste, boy
Cosmo: You’re not an actual stalker, are you?
Amber: Too late to worry about that at this point, I reckon
Cosmo: If you kill them, you’re pretty distinctive, you’ll be getting dobbed in immediately
Amber: My hit list wouldn’t start with your mum and nan, if I had targets for murder, which I don’t
Cosmo: A loaded if
Cosmo: everyone does, it’s okay
Amber: I don’t have boundaries but I still know not to share my secrets with you, they’d be weaponized the next time you feel cruel
Cosmo: It’s not a requirement of the arrangement
Amber: Are there any real ones left to tell me?
Cosmo: Let me think
Cosmo: Don’t bring anyone ‘round here yourself
Amber: Done, my school friends already think I’m strange without this
Cosmo: Welcome to my world
Amber: There’s only one person I’d even consider from [the commune] and she wouldn’t be very eager to go anywhere near Dash’s house
Cosmo: Seems like a close encounter with him has that effect
Amber: He sucks, we all know he does
Cosmo: Oh, mammy thinks he’s incredible so keep that in mind with her
Amber: I’ve earned experience biting my tongue thanks to my own mama’s opinions about heaps of things
Cosmo: You’ll find enough to talk about with her
Amber: Talking is something I’m good at
Cosmo: I believe it
Cosmo: I had to be really cruel and you’ve still not gone away
Amber: It’s adorable you reckon I haven’t heard worse, what a sunny, rose tinted world you must live in
Cosmo: Ha ha
Cosmo: you’re just faking upset then
Amber: I didn’t say I don’t get upset, it hurts every time
Amber: I’m saying pick a slur that vaguely applies, or looks like it might, and I’ve had it directed towards me
Cosmo: Nan hasn’t hard R’d either of us yet but she’s not Caleb’s biggest fan so she might have it in her
Amber: I’m totally with her on that one, we’ll have that much in common going in
Cosmo: Who is, even Dash has to see how little shits the man gives
Amber: My light skinned privilege will protect me, as usual, it’s okay
Cosmo: New Zealand without the natives must be about as diverse as here, you get it
Amber: Yeah, we’re about the same colour, give or take
Cosmo: You’ve got less freckles
Amber: Sadly, yours are incredible
Cosmo: Ginger genes were weirdly strong
Amber: And you lucked out with a more pleasing accent
Cosmo: It’s funny, that could be endearing to some people
Amber: Everyone at school laughs
Cosmo: You’re there to get the piece of paper at the end, right
Amber: I’m trying
Cosmo: So fuck ‘em
Amber: You and your catchy slogans
Cosmo: Inspirational
Amber: I’m inspired to keep walking in the direction of your house instead of away, true
Cosmo: This thing has worked out mutually beneficial, it doesn’t need to go further, if this is all we have in common then I can leave it at that
Cosmo: I’m not going to insult you
Amber: Please don’t, my retaliation would get me fired for sure
Cosmo: Keep it professional
Amber: I’m terrible at boundaries but attempts will be made
Cosmo: That’s been established, I’m not
Amber: He’s a professional
Amber: I said I’d watch and learn
Cosmo: We’ll start with the easy stuff
Cosmo: You don’t fuck that up, maybe we can work something more permanent out
Amber: You’ll employee of the month me before you know it
Cosmo: ⭐️s for you
Amber: Lifted from daddy’s stash
Amber: but also, I want a cake like it’s my birthday, take a mental note
Cosmo: You ever had cake that doesn’t contain a vegetable for no good reason?
Amber: No, my birthday cakes suck, which is why I want one
Cosmo: We’ll see if you earn it
Amber: I’m going to, you can’t dad talk your way out of it
Cosmo: This is the brat behaviour you mentioned, I see
Amber: Uh huh
Cosmo: Nan can make sick cakes
Cosmo: get her to like you and you could have cake every day
Amber: Oh, that settles it, she’ll love me
Cosmo: Take years to fatten you up, diabetes might be quicker though
Amber: Stop planning my death
Cosmo: You know full well I have two victims at home
Cosmo: no need to rage-bait random girls off the street
Amber: I don’t know what your preferred victim is, maybe it’s random girls off the street matching my description
Cosmo: No one but you matches your description
Amber: Oh my god, you’re probably being mean but I’m taking it as a compliment
Cosmo: Have at it
Amber: Remind me of your street again, I was high as the last time I was there
Cosmo: ‘Course you were
Cosmo: [give your address] you in the right stratosphere or?
Amber: How many streets is a stratosphere, do you think?
Cosmo: I can’t pretend I really know what it is exactly
Cosmo: wasn’t planning on being book-smart to escape
Amber: I was going in roughly the direction needed
Cosmo: Explains why you cried too, you’re going to be disappointed in the sober light
Amber: We’ve got different definitions of disappointment, mine’s outside toilets and no running water
Cosmo: It should be illegal to subject a kid to that without need but anyway
Cosmo: better steer clear of that topic
Amber: It feels illegal being a girl under those conditions
Cosmo: If we had a spare room
Cosmo: I know that’s not what you asked but, yeah, I’m glad you get to appreciate the miracles of plumbing to their full
Amber: If you have a bathtub I will sober cry, in front of you, sorry not sorry
Cosmo: Oh, God
Amber: I remember showering but not the logistics of where, purely the joy
Cosmo: He’s such a
Cosmo: fuck’s sake
Amber: He wants to have sex with me, nakedness is at least semi required
Cosmo: I don’t talk to girls not because I don’t understand them
Amber: You don’t understand me
Cosmo: You’re not like other girls, yeah
Amber: Yeah I am
Cosmo: We don’t need to understand each other
Amber: Professionalism needs a level of understanding, doesn’t it?
Cosmo: Of course but that doesn’t need to include anything like that
Amber: Like what?
Cosmo: Don’t be annoying
Amber: You’re being more annoying evading the question
Cosmo: You don’t wanna play dumb
Amber: What if I am, with no games being played? I feel stupid all the time
Cosmo: I’m saying we don’t need to talk about my brother or your sex life
Amber: I don’t have a sex life with your brother
Amber: in fact there’s nothing to talk about because I don’t have a sex life, period, as of now
Cosmo: I wasn’t asking, I promise you
Cosmo: just explaining
Amber: Are you a virgin? Is that why this is an awkward topic for you? Because there’s nothing to be ashamed of, if you are
Cosmo: It’s awkward because I don’t want to know
Amber: Too much information, alright
Cosmo: I’m not like him, I don’t find it entertaining or amusing to ask personal questions
Amber: I’m not comparing, it’s a me thing, I find it difficult to differentiate what are and aren’t personal questions
Cosmo: Most people like to keep their sex lives private
Amber: That isn’t true of most people I know
Cosmo: Most people you know are actively trying to have group sex
Amber: Yeah, okay
Cosmo: Bragging or gossiping with friends is different too
Cosmo: but you said you have some friends and I’m on a football team so the bases are covered
Amber: I won’t ask your ma or nan about theirs, explanation taken on board
Cosmo: Thanks, like
Amber: I want them to like me, for this to not crash and burn spectacularly as per my track record of being a disaster, so
Cosmo: Ideally for me too
Cosmo: I won’t take the piss out of you if you want something explained
Cosmo: it just seems like you’re taking the piss out of me sometimes
Amber: Sometimes I am
Cosmo: Very handy in working out when you’re laughing or about to burst into tears again
Amber: You can tell you’ve never had a sister, or serious girlfriend
Amber: younger feminine energy is lacking for you
Cosmo: Lacking would imply I’d missed it, which I don’t think so now
Amber: Every girl isn’t as emotionally unregulated as me, don’t worry
Cosmo: Yeah, about half of my non-serious girlfriends have been, you’re not alone
Amber: You do date!
Cosmo: Sound more surprised
Amber: Well yeah, you’re out here pretending to be a monk or something
Cosmo: Your impression because I didn’t want to talk about you in the shower, which, by the way, would be really unprofessional
Amber: I’m not suggesting you watch me take my next one, that would be
Cosmo: Correct
Cosmo: but we do have a bath, so you can have one
Amber: You’re not playing to get me back, are you?
Cosmo: Nope
Amber: I’m nearly speechless
Cosmo: Then my work here is nearly complete
Amber: Silence has to be unprofessional
Cosmo: Depends on the profession
Amber: Mine, we need to talk
Cosmo: Yeah, we need to talk sometimes
Amber: You’d be a good teacher too, you’ve got their disapproving aura down
Cosmo: That what your da is like?
Amber: Not at all, but he’s unconventional
Amber: my teachers at school are basically clones of each other when it comes to me and how they deal
Cosmo: All shit?
Amber: Like they reckon I am, a piece of clinging to their shoe
Cosmo: Glorified babysitters anyway
Cosmo: You’ll have no excuse now, all this time, peace and quiet, be easy
Amber: I’m hoping, I’ve been waiting for something they’ve taught me to click since I started
Cosmo: You’re not dumb, it will
Amber: You don’t know that, you haven’t actually been near me or my books with any gold stars
Cosmo: You can tell a dumb person by talking to them, I can
Cosmo: you’re not that, at any rate
Amber: Thanks, it must’ve killed you to be semi nice to me
Cosmo: If only
Amber: I’m scared I won’t pass, can’t
Cosmo: Caring is half the battle
Amber: What if I lose the rest of the battle? Try and try and try, but fail my exams anyway?
Amber: you’ll go pro and I’ll be a highschooler in my 20s
Cosmo: You’d go to college to do it, with other adults
Cosmo: and they’d not waste time with all the extra stuff like teachers, just the basics you need
Amber: Yeah, no, you’re probably right, and we’re making progress because I’m barely pained to say you are
Cosmo: ‘Cos it’s not personal, just facts
Amber: Plus, you’re being pretty kind
Cosmo: Well, the bar is in hell so
Amber: Limbo’s my game
Cosmo: Bit of a dick move to challenge my mother
Amber: I’m challenging you
Cosmo: You’re short, there’s less way to go down
Amber: We’ll adjust it to keep you from being disadvantaged
Cosmo: Are you sure that’s the best use of our time?
Amber: Team building’s famously never not a fun time
Cosmo: Okay that’s definitely a joke
Amber: He’s learning
Cosmo: 👏
Cosmo: But I mean, maybe we could go over some basics, if I’m around
Amber: And you do mean it?
Cosmo: I’m not saying I’m a brainiac but I might be able to help some, as I’m where you’re meant to be
Amber: What an insanely sweet offer, it sucks I can’t accept when you’ve got heaps on your plate with football
Cosmo: Sure, not a priority
Cosmo: but > limbo, that’s all
Amber: Good luck beating the old man allegations with this anti limbo stance, but okay, I’m in
Cosmo: Being on the bench for a party isn’t my craic, doesn’t go down well
Amber: Excuse me, the only p word coming out of my mouth is professional
Cosmo: Let’s keep it that way
Amber: Yes boss
Cosmo: I hate both my names but
Cosmo: Neither lends to a good nickname
Amber: What do your friends and non-serious girlfriends call you?
Cosmo: The team usually goes by surnames, anyone else calls me my name, too much effort to try and change it
Amber: Are you in charge of the team? I could nickname you captain
Cosmo: I don’t know if it’s very professional to make such a power dynamic
Amber: Oh, but you’re in charge of this arrangement, that’s a fact
Cosmo: It’s mutually beneficial though
Amber: I know, I know
Cosmo: Call me what you want, it’s all good
Amber: I don’t mind making the effort to find something you don’t hate
Cosmo: Let me know if you do, by all means
Amber: I need my gold stars, I’ll keep you updated
Cosmo: Maybe I’ll teach you an Irish word each time too
Amber: I’d love that
Cosmo: Does helpfulness end at 🍺🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🍾?
Amber: If it did you could leave the language dead and buried, at [the commune] they create their own, I don’t need to hit up the bars
Cosmo: ‘Course they do
Amber: Dandelion wine wins most popular, but they’ll use and brew anything
Cosmo: If weed wine wins I dread to think what’s losing
Amber: It tastes better than you’re imagining, I swear
Cosmo: I’ll take your word on that one
Amber: You don’t fancy me bringing you a bottle?
Cosmo: I’m sure ma would like it
Amber: She does, she’s mentioned it
Cosmo: Slainte then
Amber: [write it in every language you know it in, I’m not gonna do all that cos god knows how many that is, blowing his phone up with these one after another haha, put the flag emojis next to each one when you can so he can work out what’s what]
Cosmo: Miss 🌎🌍🌏
Amber: A token gesture, appreciated wherever I go though
Cosmo: Effort counts
Amber: You don’t have to play nice on every subject now we’re colleagues, it’s okay
Amber: everything ends up performative and I don’t put in enough, ever really, to be counted
Cosmo: I get why you wouldn’t, that’s all
Cosmo: yeah it’s performative bullshit but you’ll be gone before you’ve unpacked, so, why would anyone bother
Amber: Because other people don’t get to travel? I don’t know, it feels both disrespectful to the culture we don’t bother to integrate into and ungrateful to complain that it’s excessive
Cosmo: Honestly, it’s egotistical either way
Cosmo: Your arrival isn’t as awaited as your parents would have it be, no one cares
Amber: I love you
Amber: and I diva demand you print that on a t-shirt for me to pack when we leave
Cosmo: It’ll suit you
Cosmo: and make you suitably unpopular
Amber: In what colour?
Cosmo: 🤔
Cosmo: What does the New Zealand flag look like again?
Amber: [send him the emoji]
Amber: it’s not cute
Cosmo: Awkward
Cosmo: wearing that here would also make you a little too unpopular
Amber: What does your footie costume look like?
Cosmo: It’s a uniform, or a kit
Cosmo: 💙🖤
Amber: Blue it is
Cosmo: Sorted
Amber: We’re not leaving any time soon, I’ll be clocking in for ages yet, promise
Cosmo: Do they give you a timeframe or just decide one day?
Amber: I used to fall for how they pretended to frame it as a discussion, but it isn’t, I know that now
Amber: I get a say if I’m agreeing
Cosmo: Of course, they can’t actually leave you anywhere
Amber: If she’s counting down on that option, she’s got [however long til your 18th bday cos you do have one but we don’t know when this is set] left to serve
Cosmo: What’s your plan then?
Amber: The rate I’m going, I’ll be nowhere near leaving cert, yet in deep enough throwing my progress away would still be an idiot move
Amber: fingers crossed your nan does love me and leaves me your couch to sleep on in her will
Cosmo: Well, there’ll be a room going if you’re not scared of ghosts
Cosmo: or her wallpaper choice
Amber: I’d overlook possible ghosts for wallpaper, sure
Cosmo: You could take his bed but that’s no better than where you are, I’m sure
Amber: I don’t have a bed where I am, beggars can’t be choosers
Cosmo: What do you sleep on there?
Amber: Hammocks when the weather doesn’t suck, floors when it hardcore does
Cosmo: The weather is never that good
Amber: Layers are my besties
Cosmo: Jesus
Amber: I’m 17 not 7, remember
Cosmo: You still need a bed
Amber: Sleeping on the floor’s great for your back, old man
Cosmo: Sleeping without proper warmth isn’t
Amber: Print that specific wisdom on a blanket and gift it to me, you’ve heard when my birthday is
Cosmo: The place needs condemning
Amber: The housing crisis needs addressing
Cosmo: Get your parents on it then
Amber: The hero worship deserted me before 7
Cosmo: You know my thoughts, people hiding in dangerous living situations isn’t going to fix anything
Amber: Your thoughts are still going round and round in my head, believe me
Cosmo: Sorry
Cosmo: can’t take it back now
Amber: You wouldn’t, don’t lie
Cosmo: I wouldn’t
Cosmo: but you’re not responsible solely for that place by a long shot
Amber: I’m aware of my limitations
Amber: egotistically and practically
Cosmo: Then you’re already better than your parents
Cosmo: isn’t that what they all want?
Amber: I’ll turn up on your doorstep crying, is that what you want?
Amber: because that’s the loveliest thing anyone’s ever said to me
Cosmo: If you want my mum to shout at me as revenge
Cosmo: if not, please don’t
Amber: Before I’m on your street I’ll get myself together then
Cosmo: All for her benefit, I’m sure
Amber: No, yours
Cosmo: She’s a hippie, however bitter life’s made her, the shouting is nothing to be scared of
Amber: So’s mine, and I’ve been wearing the getting shouted at t-shirt daily, especially lately
Amber: I’m not going to wish the same on you
Cosmo: She seems like a ballbuster
Amber: Correct assumption with no notes, she is
Cosmo: Unlucky
Cosmo: though a backbone is better than none
Amber: She gets enough flack from men as a strong woman without me piling in, yeah
Cosmo: She’s still a nightmare, just a different nightmare from Daisy
Amber: She’s still my mama, I’m just being a brat
Cosmo: That what she calls you?
Amber: Her vocabulary’s different, the meaning isn’t drifting far
Cosmo: What decade is she from?
Amber: Who’s she talking to? In the nightmare she can obviously shapeshift
Cosmo: 👽
Cosmo: Whatever superhero hype she’s on, there’s no powers
Amber: Now that’s a costume
Cosmo: Halloween sorted
Amber: Well, I have to dress as a soccer player
Cosmo: I’d be honoured to replace your ma as the biggest nightmare, sure
Amber: Of course you would
Cosmo: What I aim for
Amber: You’re aiming for the big leagues, why stop on the field?
Cosmo: I thought it was over
Amber: Think again, Miles Morales
Cosmo: No time for us to get sentimental, MJ, there’s work to be done
Amber: We’ve got time, I had to walk from [wherever you were, whether that’s the commune or somewhere else, the point being she wasn’t and isn’t 5 mins from his house]
Cosmo: No need
Amber: Less talking more walking, gotcha
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Holy fuck, what an awesome movie. What an awesome story, the entire trilogy (and the entirety of 8 appearances we've had with them) - and I'm so, so sad that this is (mostly?) over. I love this entire group, all of the Guardians, and I ... I just don't want it to end.
And just throwing in Cosmo, and Howard the Duck (again! - hopefully we get that movie soon), and like a full arc for Kraglin - it's all a lot of fun and easter eggs. Good soundtrack, too - again.
But the story of this movie - Rocket's story - intermixed with the sadness of knowing that this group's run is coming to an end combines to give us one hell of a story. It's moving, it's sad - and yet, it's still got the GotG brand of humor, so you're crying and laughing at the same time (like when Quill talks about the weird infinity stone 'science' about Gamora being back but no one else - poking fun at themselves). For the entirety of the movie, there's tears as story arcs complete, because you know that means things are wrapping up. They do a hell of a job wrapping them up, though. All the story arcs.
I love the entire movie, but man - that fight scene on the ship towards the end is absoultely epic. And, when things end and the Guardians make future plans - yeah, that hurt. A lot. It makes sense, of course, but doesn't make it hurt less.
Speaking of hurt - Rocket's backstory. Ouch. But they do a wonderful, wonderful job presenting it and even going back to show why Rocket is as he is.
Emotions hurt, especially these emotions here - but damn, what a movie. It's not quite Infinity War/Endgame/No Way Home (largely because of the magnitude of Maguire/Garfield, in that last case, calls back to my childhood whereas GotG only calls back to my med school days), but it's pretty damn close. Absolutely love this whole thing.
I do hope we see more of the Guardians - old, new; both - interspersed throughout the future movies/shows. More of Adam Warlock would be cool too, and of course, Rocket and Groot and Kraglin. I feel it's the end-of-the-road for Gamora and Drax and Nebula, which really sucks. And Mantis ... I don't know. Maybe she'll show up again too - hopefully.
But, just in case they're done: it's been one hell of a ride!
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Love love love this! Heck yeah!
I imagine that Peri would take Dev with him to say hi to Timmy for the first time in years and introduce him as his godkid (cause that’s a normal thing to have) and Timmy would say “You must be Dev Dimmadome! Your father sends me checks every month as thank you for saving him from the Lemonade Mines” and Dev would be like “what”
Since Channel Chasers implied that Cosmo and Wanda’s next godkids after Hazel would be Tammy and Tommy Turner, I’d imagine the twins are younger than Dev here so it’s less of a playdate and more like babysitting for him
My own headcanon is that Peri will eventually be reassigned to Hazel and Cosmo and Wanda will go to the twins, but that’s nothing to worry about rn (alternatively tho… “Uncle Peri” could become their fairy godparent… that would be awesome… and that scene in Channel Chasers coulda just been his parents filling in on his sick day)
At this point Dev is only still Peri’s godkid because of a loophole 🤷♀️ but it’s still a super neat concept. It’d also be interesting to see a conflict of interest when the godparent is too focused on the actual parent rather than his godkid
Anyway this episode’s plot would be Dev having trouble connecting to the Turner Twins so he asks Hazel for help and when she arrives Cosmo and Wanda turn all their attention to catching up with Timmy in their human disguises so Hazel and Dev now have to operate on their own and they realize the struggles of babysitting XD
Thinking about a hypothetical Dev Dimmadome character arc where he wishes that Peri got the thing he wants most to make up for all he’s done and it’s revealed the thing Peri wants most is just to spend brotherly time with Timmy
They don’t restore Timmy’s memories or anything they just make him think they’re brothers and Peri introduces Dev as his godkid
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