#yeah boys are stupid

[implxdingthemirage]

so true..

📽️ Kodachrome (2017).

[kugisakiss]

shinichi winning arguments with the gosho boys

[semisolidmind]

(found a minute to finish a wip based on a couple posts by @thesexydancingcrepe from a while ago; something about reader meeting the monkey boys when they’re kids, and the adorable shenanigans they get into)

the bad end boys, because of their “birthless”nature (one came outta a rock, the other a shadow? idk), are raised by…all the mama monkey yaoguai in their troop. since they’re nobodies babies, they’re everybody’s babies. they don’t see humans very often (or ever, since they’re on an island). but they're not horrible yet, so cuteness will ensue :)

[luvlyycy]

"paws off, ajax !!" you yell, even though his hands are still on your panties— "what'd i do?" he frowns.

"stop checking out my clothes, okay? you're really embarrassing already!!" you huff, slumping down on your bed— plus, he's the one who said to show him your entire outfit for dinner tomorrow.

he laughs, fingers running over the pale pink lace attatched to your thin panties, "i merely said these were a bit whorish. i mean, they are cute. but, you're only going for dinner with me." he tilts his head to your face— your cute cheeks puffed up as you pout.

"whatever. get out my room." this is why you hate visiting home during breaks, should've stayed at your college dorm you think.. instead of with this stupid idiot. actually, even if you stayed at the dorm— he goes to the same college.

he sits next to you, arm around your shoulders as he holds up your panties. "d'you have anything that covers up your pussy more?" he grins.

you slap your hands over your face, "shaddup!!" .

he looks at you, "what? don't wanna cover up your pussy? is that it?" he speaks smoothly, without wavering as he slides his hands between your legs— rubbing your pussy over your shorts.

"or maybe your slutty pussy doesn't wanna be covered."

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

"Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" WRONG boys go to Mars to get their heart stolen by a P.I with half a will to live and an ego so big it breaks the gravitational pull.

[thehalfbloodfreak]

Cal will be like: “We both know what happens when I stay in one place too long” Gotta keep that low profile so the Empire doesn’t find us—

Also Cal to every stranger he sees: Hi I’m Cal Kestis. Oh and this is BD-1

[rhapsoddity]

so one time instead of money payment Emmett asked spectrum to hypnotise him, cus hes never experienced it before, and spectrums happy not paying and fuckin with emmetts braincells so~

in my defense i was egged on to make this v self indulgent comic by my discord

[anonymouscheeses]

I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.

[khaopybara]

Or, everyone loves to tease FirstKhaotung, but P'Leo might be the one who loves it the most.

Alternatively, what is the joke we'll never know about?

Also, why was Satang the first to react, and also the loudest?

So many questions.

[pup-pee]

he is the dirt under my fingernails

[artsyhamster]

THOUGHT GAINED: AMBIDEXTROUS

You are a remarkably large man with equally remarkably large hands. You are a maker, bout you are also a romantic at heart. These hands weren't just made for solving cases and punching baddies, no, they were made for holding another hand. But which one? The right hand, faintly smelling of motor oil and menthol cigarettes? Or your left hand, smelling of cheap cigarettes and office coffee. Both feel like you need to hold them. Good news though! You have two hands, and you have no preference for which one to use either. Go get 'em, tiger!

[cynicallyneutral]

‘m relearning watercolors

[crimeronan]

i really am kind of obsessed with how after every faulkner episode, there's a dozen new posts about how worried various listeners are that he "can't come back from this," as if what he's done is somehow NOW worse than everything else he's done. it's enchanting to me. like. at what point did he cross the event horizon for you guys when he hadn't before.....?????

[grease-weasel]

Altair and Vulpes

[ocularmacdown]

HERE COMES STAN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR 💥💥

drawing cartman as bad irene made me rewatch W.T.F. and then obviously i had to draw smth for it because it's unironically peak south park to me...the boys get along with each other and do a silly project, matt and trey make fun of something sociocultural without getting annoyingly preachy, a stupid silly song gets sung, cartman dresses up as a girl, cartman gets the other boys to fight over him, cartman walks round in his bald cap and makeup... 10/10, no notes

[arsenicflame]

Ed has to be in the middle because Izzy would make sure he's completely covered by the umbrella. He does not care if Stede gets soaked. (or if he does himself, for that matter)

(Ed also has to be in the middle to stop Stede and Izzy going at each other)(violently)