#pls dont eat me alive

[pup-pee]

he is the dirt under my fingernails

[ecofear]

twitter keeps showing me people admitting never to reading the odyssey and other people hounding them for being stupid and uneducated and im sitting there like ... dont tell any of them i havent read it either. i want to live

[osachiyo]

chiyooooo what do u think the bsd men would call their partners ??? can be nsfw or sfw doesn’t matter i just like pet names :3

-🪽

this is one thing im TERRIBLE at, sorry if these are inaccurate, nonnie (╥﹏╥)

dazai would call you babe, baby, sweetheart, his will to live, beautiful, wifey (if ur married), and cute short versions of your name :3

chuuya loves to call you his so he would be like — my (pretty) girl, my princess, my baby etc <3 (he's so perfect y'all)

fedya likes to call you darling, my dear, love, his lil rat, beloved, honey & angel because you remind him of one <3 (and don't act up bc otherwise the names would be a lot more ... different 😦)

OKAY SO kolya would call you the cutest names but also the GOOFIEST ones too .. dove (bc of obvious reasons) is his favorite thing to call you, but he also likes bunny, cutie, pookie, lovebug (purposely calls u that to make u cringe). but sometimes he'd randomly be like "heya my circular saw! 😊" ... or "what's up my little electric chair?! 😋" .. yeah

adding ranpo bc yea — i feel like he'd call you basically anything he likes to eat .. honey, sugar, cupcake, pumpkin, cherry pie, but also bear bc he thinks you look like one when you get mad at him for eating too much candy ..

[cloudcountry]

first impressions of ikevil characters except i havent touched the game. and by that i mean i am making assumptions about them LMAO

i know this comparison has probably been made so many times and i know how annoying it is for characters to be referred to as sebastian from black butler, but when i saw alfons for the first time i GENUINELY thought he was sebastian and i was confused as to why he was on my pinterest home page

when i first saw elbert i thought about elderberries!! so i associated him with fruit only to find out that his curse is apparently snow white??? whatever that means????? so he!! is related to fruit!! but he seems like the poetic type C:

ellis is SO PRETTY UGHHH

LIKE LOOK AT HIM AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HIS FACE/ HES SO PRETTYF USDGVJHDASFJSFVGASFVASGFHLFHASJDHJDFHJGSFGHEDSWFGUWEFUIGWEFGYWEFGWEFGHWEFGYSFEGYUEFYGUWYUFEGHGHWYEFSGSHEFJGHESFGHJ I CANT EVEN I KEEP . TRYING TO COME UP WITH A CONHERENT THING TO SAY BUT DEAR LORD HIS AFCE SKJDFHJHIUGHYESAWDFCIHUJWRESDFGIUHOJKNSDFRGVHI NOSEDFHLNIK SRDGVHBJKLRSFGVHUIKOWESDFRIUHOYWEASFIYOHLUWRSGYUIHOLHILDTGHOUKDTGF

ive kind of been unofficially introduced to harrison by vio (who says hes perfect all the time hehe) BUT VIO VERSE ASIDE he seems very polite. proud of him!!!

liam gave HEAVY loki and charles vibes only to find out heyyy guess what HIS CURSE IS THE CHESIRE CAT WOAH and it JUST occured to me but WHAT IF THEIR CURSES ARE SPOILERS.,,..,.,. UM OOPS ANYWAYS

roger scares me. i dont know why but he looks the most normal out of everyone and that freaks me out. i just KNOW he does some fucked up shit i KNOW it.

IVE SEEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT VICTOR BEFORE i think the closest comparison i can make is comte?? hes like the dad of everyone???? also the fandom is obsessed with his hair i think

i remember william rex from the "guess if this otome guy is a vampire or not" game vio and i played and i was CONVINCED HE WAS A VAMPIRE but he isnt :(( i got really excited when i saw his name though because rex means KING and i was like HAGSDFHAGSDFH

ive also seen a lot of stuff about jude and he seems like a fan favorite. him and ellis are silly. he seems like a silvio type???? tough love????? really mean????? IDK.

[lanaevyssmoved]

egging halsin and minty on FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[yeyinde]

Hi! If you don’t mind me asking, what characters are you feeling inspired to write for at the moment? Not to send in requests or anything, just to see where the next yeyinde era will take me!

Hiya!! "Yeyinde era" I love it so much 🥹

I'm kinda shuffling through some stuff while combating the prevailing sense of ennui that seems to come with summer, but currently I'm working on fics for Richie Jerimovich, Jacob Seed (I say for the third month in a row with absolutely nothing posted to show for it 😭), and another little far cry 5 au (kindaaa) but I wanna write about what happens after the Dep decides not to arrest Joseph because 👀 ohhh, my goddddddd. But I shan't say anything else because I promise I won't shut up about it if I start now.

And also!! Ghostface, Yautja, finishing up Fever in a Shockwave, John Wick, and Tom Wombsgans x Greg Hirsch, maybe some Kendall Roy.

And ummmmmm.

[headgear-smelvin-fart]

the venemous euphoria I get just thinking of bigots humiliating themselves... is a little concerning tbh

[pup-pee]

jason todd is the most judgmental accepting person

[bizzybee429]

god I'm depressed 🫠

[sar3nka]

Also crazy woman made me act unwise again I talked to her for like 2 hours. It was a weirdass situation. There was karaoke and I sang mr brightside for her 💀 put my entire heart into it too damn she clapped and we talked and laughed a lot

[abracazabka]

sometimes you have to block the person constantly posting taylor swift lyrics in your ship tag. sometimes it simply must be done. for the greater good. for all of mankind.

[pierregazly]

a diamond's gotta shine ꨄ lance stroll smau

lance stroll x fem!reader

pic credit: pinterest

i know lance is daddy's money through and through (and i love a nepo baby sorry), but he is so 'my love language is gift giving so i'm going to spoil my girlfriend with everything i can' boyfriend material so here's that basically

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yourusername he ALWAYS let me drive the truck... sorry taylor

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lance_stroll it is not a truck and PLEASE stop eating in the aston martin

lance_stroll at least stop eating in it without me

chloestroll wouldn't want a matcha date with anyone else 💗

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username imagine just casually eating fruit in a literal aston martin??? i dont even eat fruit in my car in fear of everything getting sticky 😭

username i want her life so bad

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lance_stroll spent the last 2 years with her shoes in my hands after nights out, hoping for a hundred more

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yourusername i am SO obsessed with you

yourusername even after 2 years, gonna be obsessed with u forever lance_stroll wouldn't have it any other way

username the toaster and i have a hot date with the bathtub tonight

username the things i would do to have lance stroll hold my shoes in his million dollar hands after a night out :(

username i want someone to love me even half as much as lance loves y/n ugh

chloestroll i taught you well

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yourusername all i asked for was a picture, and he decided to give me 2 years of his life and his heart. i'll love you til my lungs give out.

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username all she asked for was a PICTURE 😭 and he gave her his heart 😭 and she'll love him til her lungs give out 😭

username im literally throwing up, sobbing, screaming, dying at this caption

lance_stroll my heart has been yours since the day you blew my breath away

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username i usually hate lovey-dovey couples but these two... girl they got me wanting to be adopted frfr

username im calling it... girlypop's gonna have a ring by year 3 for sure

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lance_stroll yeehaw

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username this is such a look... are we sure this man isn't from alberta

yourusername i will save all the horses if it means i get to ride this cowboy

username y/n.... estebanocon there are children on this app

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lance_stroll why didn't you post the pic of both of us in the bath :(

yourusername i wasn't trying to traumatize your family my love lance_stroll u posted that you're going to 'ride this cowboy' but a pic of me in the bath is too much?

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yourusername do you think i get to meet emily in paris or am i stuck with lance

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lance_stroll i just bought you that croissant and coffee and this is what i get as thanks????

yourusername i am so obsessed w u im sorry my favourite cowboy 🥺

username this is so wholesome lance is so boyfriend coded im crying

username y/n is literally living her best life ever i want to be her so bad

scottyjames31 i just know all of these photos were taken at least 75 times

yourusername mind ur own business scotty

lance_stroll and yourusername

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lance_stroll watching you walk down the aisle will make me the luckiest man alive

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estebanocon did you pay her to say yes?? congratulations you two 🥂

chloestroll even though i helped plan this entire thing i STILL cried on the phone. so happy for you both!!

username this man bought her like 5k worth of goodies and then put a RING that's probably worth my yearly salary on her finger??? god has chosen his favourite

yourusername im so lucky to be the one you've chosen to spend the rest of your life with. je t'aime 💗

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i didnt tag anyone that specifically requested in the replies to be tagged for 'to live for the hope of it all' and all its parts (mostly bc idk how taglists work and i dont wanna bother yall), so if you'd like to be on my taglist for everything please send me a quick ask/dm (or u can just reply and say you'd like to be tagged for everything)! thank you for all the love

[dee-writes-anime]

HEY me again 😖 i loved the last request so why not another one 👀

Can we possibly do bakugo, kirishima, denki, or even monoma (i cant choose just one boy rn-) x reader who has a really dangerously strong fire quirk??

So basically like endevour or toya/dabi but more stronger, dangerous and uncontrollable, some background reader had a brother but when she got her quirk she almost disintegrated her brother (idk like her brother is deku?) and every time she uses her quirk she basically gets small burns.

But one day she gets upser at something random like idk a sad video of a cat… ik that gets me. But anyway, she gets sad from something and her quirk goes crazy and she nearly burns the dorms down by accident and has a really nasty burn, and it’s basically the bois trying to calm her down because the sad video reminded her of her shitty childhood????

I tried to make sense of it 😭 sounds better in my head… pls eat and drink, dont forget to brush ur hair/teeth, and shower and to sleeeep!!!

BAIII

-Monty

BURN, BABY, BURN!

FEATURING Denki Kaminari x Reader, Katsuki Bakugo x Reader, Ejiro Kirishima x Reader, and Neito Monoma x Reader (individual)

SUMMARY How the boys react to a reader with a fire quirk losing control.

CONTENT WARNINGS Fluff!!! Slight angst, Bakugo being Bakugo, Kirishima calls the reader sunshine ^.^, Monoma (yes, he's a warning), losing control of a quirk, mentions of burns/injury

AUTHORS NOTE @montybooks!!! Babe, you are back at it again with another awesome request! Seeing this in my inbox brought me out of my schoolwork induced zombie-like trance state for just long enough to write this. And as a thank you for returning, I decided why write for one, when I could write for them all ;) hope you enjoy!!!

⚡ Kaminari Denki

Denki is used to powerful quirks. Bakugo’s explosions? Shoto’s fire? Yeah, whatever. But this? The way the air warps from the sheer heat of your flames, how the floorboards crackle and blacken beneath your feet—this is something else entirely.

The moment he sees you trembling, sees the panic in your eyes, he moves—instinctively, without hesitation.

“Babe—babe, look at me!” His voice shakes, but he forces himself to grin because he knows you need something to ground you.

The fire is licking at his skin, his uniform singing at the edges, but he doesn’t care. You’re upset, and that’s all that matters.

When the fire finally dies down, leaving the room scorched, smoky, and silent, he barely gets a second to breathe before he sees the burns crawling up your arms.

“Shit—okay, okay, don’t freak out—wait, no, you can freak out, but like, not too much, ‘cause I seriously don’t wanna die right now—”

He immediately starts cracking jokes to try and lighten the mood, even as he carefully helps you to the floor. “Y’know, next time you wanna cuddle, babe, maybe don’t turn the dorms into a volcano?”

His usual joking tone falters when he sees your expression. Your hands are shaking, and you look…scared.

So, he pulls you in, wraps his arms around you despite the heat still radiating off you. His chin rests on your shoulder, his voice soft, steady.

“I don’t care how strong your quirk is. I don’t care if you turn this whole school to ash. You’re still my girl, and I’m not going anywhere.”

He kisses your temple, his usual goofiness gone, replaced with something deeper, something more real.

“Now, let’s get some ice on those burns before you roast me alive, yeah?”

🧨 Bakugo Katsuki

Bakugo knows power. He respects power. And your quirk? It’s terrifying.

But he doesn’t flinch when the fire erupts. He doesn’t run. He runs toward you.

“Oi! Snap out of it!” His voice is commanding, cutting through the crackling flames.

The air is boiling, smoke stinging his eyes, but he doesn’t stop. He pushes forward, grabbing your wrist despite the heat scorching his skin.

Your eyes snap to his, wide, filled with fear. His grip tightens. “You control this, dumbass. Not the other way around.”

When the fire finally fades, he catches you before you can collapse. His arms are strong, steady, unwavering.

His heart drops when he sees the burn on your skin. He clenches his jaw so hard it aches.

“You’re gonna be fine,” he mutters, more to himself than to you, like he’s trying to will it into existence.

He sees the way you’re avoiding his gaze, and something in him snaps.

“Tch. Dumbass, you think I’m scared of some flames? I make explosions for a living!” He growls, but his hands are gentle when they grab your face.

He forces you to look at him, his crimson eyes blazing with something fierce. “You think this changes anything? You think this makes me wanna run?”

He cups your face, thumb grazing the edge of a burn. “Not a damn chance.”

That night, he doesn’t leave your side. He keeps his hands on you—a grounding presence, a reminder that he’s here.

🪨 Kirishima Eijiro

The second he sees the fire consume the room, he doesn’t think—he just acts.

He hardens his body, pushing through the inferno, ignoring the embers scorching his arms. He refuses to leave you alone in this.

“Sunshine!” His voice is loud, steady, unshakable. He grins through the heat, his hands reaching for you.

“I gotcha, sunshine—I’m right here!” His voice is loud, steady, reassuring. He doesn’t flinch, not even when the flames lick at his skin.

When you collapse, he catches you immediately, holding you tightly against his chest. His hands shake as he sees the raw burn on your skin.

His heart aches because he knows—he knows how much this hurts you, not just physically, but emotionally.

His hands are gentle as he cradles you against his chest, his forehead pressed to yours.

“You’re okay. You’re okay.” He repeats it like a mantra, as if saying it enough will make it true.

“I don’t care how dangerous it is—I’m staying. No way in hell am I leaving you alone right now.”

Later, as he helps wrap your burns, his voice softens. “You’re not dangerous to me. Never have been, never will be.”

He kisses your scorched knuckles, eyes filled with something unwavering, unbreakable.

“You’re strong, babe. Stronger than this. And I’ll remind you every damn day if I have to.”

🎭 Monoma Neito

“Oh, wonderful. The dorms are on fire. Again.”

His sarcasm doesn’t hide the way he rushes toward you, even as the flames lash out, searing the air.

“Honestly, what do they teach you in training? How to annihilate everything in a ten-mile radius?” His voice is sharp, mocking.

The moment he sees you clutching your head, shaking, something in him twists.

His expression shifts. He’s still smirking, still snide, but there’s a different kind of sharpness now—focused, calculating.

“You’re not going to burn me.” He says it like it’s a fact, like he’s daring you to prove him wrong.

He steps closer—slow, deliberate. The heat is unbearable, his skin screams, but he refuses to flinch.

“Tch. Look at you,” he sighs, stepping closer, ignoring the flames curling around his uniform. “Terrifying, destructive—you’re lucky I like dangerous women.”

“You’re so dramatic, you know that?” His voice is steady, unwavering. “What, are you going to cry next? Maybe throw in some evil laughter? Go full villain for me?”

The flames pulse, waver. His eyes narrow.

Got you.

He doesn’t hesitate when he sees the burns on your arms. His jaw tightens, his hands clenching at his sides.

He doesn’t let go. He keeps you close, pressed against him, even as he grumbles.

“Look at you,” he tuts, running a careful hand over your singed hair. “An absolute disaster, as usual.”

But his touch is gentle, precise. He takes your wrists, assessing the burns with an intensity that makes your breath hitch.

“And now I have to deal with the consequences of your recklessness.” A dramatic sigh. “Truly, my suffering knows no end.”

But then—his fingers graze yours, barely a touch. His voice drops.

“You’re okay.” It’s not a question. It’s a statement. A demand.

When you don’t respond, he taps your forehead lightly—just enough to snap you out of it. “Hey. Did you hear me?”

His usual smirk is gone. His gaze is piercing, serious.

“You’re okay,” he says again, softer this time.

That night, he doesn’t let you hide away. No sulking, no brooding. Not on his watch.

He sits beside you, cross-legged on your bed, arms folded, smirking like he owns the place.

“You’re not going to wallow,” he declares. “Because if you do, I’ll be forced to drag you out of your own self-loathing.”

A pause. Then, a mock gasp. “Wait, is that what this is? Are you sad because you think I’m scared of you?”

He leans in, grinning, voice dropping to a low murmur.

He whispers, his breath warm against your ear, “If I was scared of you, I wouldn’t be here.”

His fingers brush yours, his touch featherlight, teasing. “So stop being so dramatic and let me take care of you.”

And just like that, the smirk softens. The teasing fades, just a little.

“You’re strong,” he mutters, almost to himself. “You’re…you.”

His lips press against your scorched knuckles. It’s barely a kiss, just the lightest ghost of warmth.

“And I like you exactly the way you are.”

"Oh, and next time, give me a little warning before you try to burn the school down, hmm?”

[oh-mother-fucket]

man itd be crazy if there was tumblr in nevada.

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even me?????

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of course not hostage 005. i love you.

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gonna shove hank in the chamber wish me luck loyal followers 🙏

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please im so tired

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i cant fucking do this man

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DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY SAW TRAPS WITH ME HANK DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SAW TRAPS WITH ME

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please. no more.

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its so cold and dark in here

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there are skins in the corner if you need warmth

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im so fucking hungry man i might eat them instead

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i havent seen the outside world in years youll get used to it

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can u guys stop bein so dam dramatic and help with dinner. its not even that cold

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easy for you to say

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why nothin fit me no more :/ everythings so tight tshirts are like crop tops nowadays

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thanks for the one singular like deimos i know what you are.

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hey smokin-hot jsyk op is a literal torturer and kidnapper and conspirator you shouldnt be so buddy buddy w them

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yeah i know

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then pls unfollow and block them, i dont wanna add you to the callout post

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serious question why do you follow me

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idk i think youre cool

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oh my maker. dude. ohhhh my maker this is so fucking funny

buddy, im A DISSENTER

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thats a shame, i rlly liked u. pls consider reformatting bc dissenters have done nevada so much harm... i wish u the best

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[fishsouper]

if they had tumblr on the lotf island simulator bc silly :))

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God I love him so much. Every time we kiss I feel so alive.

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…this is literally about us

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OOOH FUCK I DIDNT READ THE USERNAME

#SORRY BABE OMFG #PLS FORGIVE ME WE CAN HAVE A PARTY W MY HUNTERS ON THE BEAJCH

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found a ton of these beautiful leaves and made a flower crown!!

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so. piggy has informed me that the rash on my arms and head is due to the posion ivy ive been wearing for a week.

#everything itches :,(

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Greetings and salutations! This is my first official Tumblr post. My name is Peter. I use primarily he/him pronouns but do not mind they/them.

If you’re a supporter of J*ck or The H*nters DNI!!! I am a Ralph supporter!!! You choir boys make me sick!!!

I have asthma and I am gay. If you insult me, or call me fat, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!

If you are anti-Ralph, I’m not afraid to call you out as the CONCHPHOBE you are!

Lastly: DO NOT CALL ME PIGGY. IT IS NOT MY NAME

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lmaoooo kys piggy

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FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

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#I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW #YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF #tw h*nters #tw conchphobia #tw j*cks tribe

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brooo my homies @xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx and @csharpmf were talking about their kill streaks and i said “do you play on an open server or a private world” and they just looked confused 😭😭😭 like bro did. were. were you not taking about minecraft????

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girlie help?????

#ur so silly like wtf

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bro check out this fire art i whipped up this afternoon 💪💪💪 nothin much just a quick doodle 💪💪💪

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Hey OP. Maybe do some research on famous art before attempting to plagiarize the Mona fucking Lisa. You disgusting credit thief.

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This is your daily reminder to take care of yourself! Drink water and eat some pig! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LET THE SIGNAL FIRE GO OUT!!!

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ISTFG

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[sahrii]

AN INVITATION | moots event

To; All my moots

Hello, if you are reading this, it means that you have received an invitation by Sahri! You and your partner have been invited by Sahri to an unforgettable evening—a double date!

Please RSVP by returning the letter back with the following details:

◉ Who is the honoured guest you are bringing?

who is your selfship.

◉ What is the vibe of your date?

romantic, chaotic, cozy, competitive, mysterious, etc

◉ Where shall the date take place?

a neon-lit arcade? a peaceful countryside picnic? a fancy restaurant? the choice is yours!

◉ A song that reminds you of your selfship

optional but might help me get the vibes right!

◉ Which host?

we have a variety of options, including saiwa, kuri, and osari, however, saiwa seems to be a customer’s fave!

As our honored guests, you will receive:

◉ A selfship moodboard tailored to your romance.

◉ A double date moodboard capturing the essence of our night.

◉ A theme song chosen specially for our evening.

◉ A personalized host’s review of your date;

a fun scenario/headcannon of what happened with you and your partner during the date

Please return this invitation before 06.02.25 to secure your place in this exclusive soirée. We look forward to hosting you and your beloved for a night you’ll never forget!

With warmth and anticipation,

Sahri.

notes; send an ask or idk u can totally reply w like the same style like a letter and tell me what i’ve asked for in like a post if this makes sense, also i know i said u can choose ur host but pls if u choose anyone other than saiwa erm dont let iwa be the selfship you’ll bring or ill kms + guys uni is eating me alive so the erm posts might be slow