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he is the dirt under my fingernails
#just a bunch of kons ive drawn over a time period#when im upset i draw him woopeee#snyways look @ my hcs boy#i hold unhealthy ass kon rlly close 2 my heart u dont understand ots so stupid#CAN U TELL WHEN U DRAW YOUNGER KON?? I RLLY HOPE SO PLS TELL ME U DO#kfjfoksnsnnngngngn hhhhhhhhhhhh#ive paniking all night staring @ the figure outside my window#now its afternoon & I CANT SLEEEEPPP tehehe#y doesnt melotinon melon mel something WORKKK#call back 2 the time i took a whole bottle of those tablets & stayed up 2 dayd that was weird#im rambling in my tags again mooommmm#yk what would b a good idea? taking my meds#imma do that yeah#kon el#kontent#U GET A TAG#konmen pls accept me as a konartist pls oh god#pls dont eat me alive#puppee art#oh hint of kart in there ofc bc im insane#i ordered stuff 4 etsy((i think idk if i did it correct)) & im working on buttons((FINALLY AGAIN))#me? doing work outside of work? insnae. its mot work im just drawing kon & bart send help#i need 2 shut up im so tired wikihow how 2 sleep
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chiyooooo what do u think the bsd men would call their partners ??? can be nsfw or sfw doesn’t matter i just like pet names :3
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this is one thing im TERRIBLE at, sorry if these are inaccurate, nonnie (╥﹏╥)
dazai would call you babe, baby, sweetheart, his will to live, beautiful, wifey (if ur married), and cute short versions of your name :3
chuuya loves to call you his so he would be like — my (pretty) girl, my princess, my baby etc <3 (he's so perfect y'all)
fedya likes to call you darling, my dear, love, his lil rat, beloved, honey & angel because you remind him of one <3 (and don't act up bc otherwise the names would be a lot more ... different 😦)
OKAY SO kolya would call you the cutest names but also the GOOFIEST ones too .. dove (bc of obvious reasons) is his favorite thing to call you, but he also likes bunny, cutie, pookie, lovebug (purposely calls u that to make u cringe). but sometimes he'd randomly be like "heya my circular saw! 😊" ... or "what's up my little electric chair?! 😋" .. yeah
adding ranpo bc yea — i feel like he'd call you basically anything he likes to eat .. honey, sugar, cupcake, pumpkin, cherry pie, but also bear bc he thinks you look like one when you get mad at him for eating too much candy ..
#pls dont eat me alive if u dont agree 🥹#𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒... ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁#𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝... 🪽 anon ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁#dazai.osamu#chuuya.nakahara#fyodor.dostoyevsky#nikolai.gogol#ranpo.edogawa
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first impressions of ikevil characters except i havent touched the game. and by that i mean i am making assumptions about them LMAO
i know this comparison has probably been made so many times and i know how annoying it is for characters to be referred to as sebastian from black butler, but when i saw alfons for the first time i GENUINELY thought he was sebastian and i was confused as to why he was on my pinterest home page
when i first saw elbert i thought about elderberries!! so i associated him with fruit only to find out that his curse is apparently snow white??? whatever that means????? so he!! is related to fruit!! but he seems like the poetic type C:
ellis is SO PRETTY UGHHH
LIKE LOOK AT HIM AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HIS FACE/ HES SO PRETTYF USDGVJHDASFJSFVGASFVASGFHLFHASJDHJDFHJGSFGHEDSWFGUWEFUIGWEFGYWEFGWEFGHWEFGYSFEGYUEFYGUWYUFEGHGHWYEFSGSHEFJGHESFGHJ I CANT EVEN I KEEP . TRYING TO COME UP WITH A CONHERENT THING TO SAY BUT DEAR LORD HIS AFCE SKJDFHJHIUGHYESAWDFCIHUJWRESDFGIUHOJKNSDFRGVHI NOSEDFHLNIK SRDGVHBJKLRSFGVHUIKOWESDFRIUHOYWEASFIYOHLUWRSGYUIHOLHILDTGHOUKDTGF
ive kind of been unofficially introduced to harrison by vio (who says hes perfect all the time hehe) BUT VIO VERSE ASIDE he seems very polite. proud of him!!!
liam gave HEAVY loki and charles vibes only to find out heyyy guess what HIS CURSE IS THE CHESIRE CAT WOAH and it JUST occured to me but WHAT IF THEIR CURSES ARE SPOILERS.,,..,.,. UM OOPS ANYWAYS
roger scares me. i dont know why but he looks the most normal out of everyone and that freaks me out. i just KNOW he does some fucked up shit i KNOW it.
IVE SEEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT VICTOR BEFORE i think the closest comparison i can make is comte?? hes like the dad of everyone???? also the fandom is obsessed with his hair i think
i remember william rex from the "guess if this otome guy is a vampire or not" game vio and i played and i was CONVINCED HE WAS A VAMPIRE but he isnt :(( i got really excited when i saw his name though because rex means KING and i was like HAGSDFHAGSDFH
ive also seen a lot of stuff about jude and he seems like a fan favorite. him and ellis are silly. he seems like a silvio type???? tough love????? really mean????? IDK.
#auburn talks ikevil <3#do i dare put this in the main tag#yes#ikevil#ikevil players dont eat me alive pls#i literally just got here
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egging halsin and minty on FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Hi! If you don’t mind me asking, what characters are you feeling inspired to write for at the moment? Not to send in requests or anything, just to see where the next yeyinde era will take me!
Hiya!! "Yeyinde era" I love it so much 🥹
I'm kinda shuffling through some stuff while combating the prevailing sense of ennui that seems to come with summer, but currently I'm working on fics for Richie Jerimovich, Jacob Seed (I say for the third month in a row with absolutely nothing posted to show for it 😭), and another little far cry 5 au (kindaaa) but I wanna write about what happens after the Dep decides not to arrest Joseph because 👀 ohhh, my goddddddd. But I shan't say anything else because I promise I won't shut up about it if I start now.
And also!! Ghostface, Yautja, finishing up Fever in a Shockwave, John Wick, and Tom Wombsgans x Greg Hirsch, maybe some Kendall Roy.
And ummmmmm.
#pls dont eat me alive for that last bit#t'is a joke i swear it#i do have some stuff for Price that i plan on finishing but i have nothing new planned
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the venemous euphoria I get just thinking of bigots humiliating themselves... is a little concerning tbh
#is that an npd thing perhaps?#a cluster b potential?#cluster bs let me know pls#the THRILL i get from ppl i dont like in bad situations kinda scares me#i have so much venom and spite#i have to be careful not to let it eat me alive yknow#or something idk#npd#questioning npd#bpd#?#cluster b
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god I'm depressed 🫠
#vent incoming so dont read it if you dont want to know about me personal lofe#life* fuck#u/t/a/h passed the transphobic bathroom bill and its just been a shitty week#mom was in the hospital#i had to get another catscan#work has been killing me#executive dysfunction kicking my ass#loneliness eating me alive#UGH! im so glad i have therapy next week#anyway#someone take me out with a sniper rifle pla#pls* FUCK
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jason todd is the most judgmental accepting person
#im just posting my drafts#i dont read much jason i hope this is acc :thumbs_up:#jason fans pls dont eat me alive im scared of u guys#jason todd#dc#puppee hcs#<- ig?#im not active 2day im actually just
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Also crazy woman made me act unwise again I talked to her for like 2 hours. It was a weirdass situation. There was karaoke and I sang mr brightside for her 💀 put my entire heart into it too damn she clapped and we talked and laughed a lot
#but the whole situation was awkward cause like no one fucking likes her its not my fault#and i walked a decent distance to pick her up cause she got lost on the way there. and when i was going my girlies were begging me to stop#the somewhat misandrist one actually took the side of my pet male and they vibed a lot together. everyone loves him tbh.#some of my friends are kinda close to being radfems and even they take his side everytime like pls let larper go pls let her kill herself#and i dont listen to voice of reason again i might throw a smaller party for my birthday and she says shell be there... awh#im stupid im a fool#she wears the patches i made for her on her jacket its cute im sorry its the cutest when she took it off and i saw her arms#i just wanted to eat her alive sorry sorry#either way... pet male was babysitting us while we were sitting next to a fountain. at least he accepts my clownery 🤡
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sometimes you have to block the person constantly posting taylor swift lyrics in your ship tag. sometimes it simply must be done. for the greater good. for all of mankind.
#every time im on the tag i see buttloads of their posts and at first i was like thats ok whatever#BUT THEY JUST KEPT GOING AND POSTING...#vagueposting#like i get it im annoying too. others can block me for my shit too.#but taylor swift spam is my breaking point#also i know this might show up in swiftie circles. i have no quarrel with yall. pls dont eat me alive
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#tw suicide#please please dont read if ur uncomfy#long time havent rant hello#anyways all i said is i didnt really wanna go for this particular thing and all of a sudden i get isolated and#they threaten to unalive themselves#i cant even say no to something in this house without feeling like the guilt is eating me up alive#i wish i dont get reborn i dont want to go through this again#let me get moksha or something pls#going to start getting help genuinely bc its been a whole year now and my sewersidal thoughts never cease#it just gets worst day after day even im getting worried about myself#typing this with that lump u get in ur throat when u feel like crying#this is so annoying everything is so annoying
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a diamond's gotta shine ꨄ lance stroll smau
lance stroll x fem!reader
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i know lance is daddy's money through and through (and i love a nepo baby sorry), but he is so 'my love language is gift giving so i'm going to spoil my girlfriend with everything i can' boyfriend material so here's that basically
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yourusername he ALWAYS let me drive the truck... sorry taylor
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lance_stroll it is not a truck and PLEASE stop eating in the aston martin
lance_stroll at least stop eating in it without me
chloestroll wouldn't want a matcha date with anyone else 💗
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username imagine just casually eating fruit in a literal aston martin??? i dont even eat fruit in my car in fear of everything getting sticky 😭
username i want her life so bad
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lance_stroll spent the last 2 years with her shoes in my hands after nights out, hoping for a hundred more
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yourusername i am SO obsessed with you
yourusername even after 2 years, gonna be obsessed with u forever lance_stroll wouldn't have it any other way
username the toaster and i have a hot date with the bathtub tonight
username the things i would do to have lance stroll hold my shoes in his million dollar hands after a night out :(
username i want someone to love me even half as much as lance loves y/n ugh
chloestroll i taught you well
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yourusername all i asked for was a picture, and he decided to give me 2 years of his life and his heart. i'll love you til my lungs give out.
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username all she asked for was a PICTURE 😭 and he gave her his heart 😭 and she'll love him til her lungs give out 😭
username im literally throwing up, sobbing, screaming, dying at this caption
lance_stroll my heart has been yours since the day you blew my breath away
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username i usually hate lovey-dovey couples but these two... girl they got me wanting to be adopted frfr
username im calling it... girlypop's gonna have a ring by year 3 for sure
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lance_stroll yeehaw
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username this is such a look... are we sure this man isn't from alberta
yourusername i will save all the horses if it means i get to ride this cowboy
username y/n.... estebanocon there are children on this app
username i was literally waiting for that y/n comment... these two are disgustingly unhinged
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lance_stroll why didn't you post the pic of both of us in the bath :(
yourusername i wasn't trying to traumatize your family my love lance_stroll u posted that you're going to 'ride this cowboy' but a pic of me in the bath is too much?
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yourusername do you think i get to meet emily in paris or am i stuck with lance
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lance_stroll i just bought you that croissant and coffee and this is what i get as thanks????
yourusername i am so obsessed w u im sorry my favourite cowboy 🥺
username this is so wholesome lance is so boyfriend coded im crying
username y/n is literally living her best life ever i want to be her so bad
scottyjames31 i just know all of these photos were taken at least 75 times
yourusername mind ur own business scotty
lance_stroll and yourusername
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lance_stroll watching you walk down the aisle will make me the luckiest man alive
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estebanocon did you pay her to say yes?? congratulations you two 🥂
chloestroll even though i helped plan this entire thing i STILL cried on the phone. so happy for you both!!
username this man bought her like 5k worth of goodies and then put a RING that's probably worth my yearly salary on her finger??? god has chosen his favourite
yourusername im so lucky to be the one you've chosen to spend the rest of your life with. je t'aime 💗
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man itd be crazy if there was tumblr in nevada.
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we should kill people who annoy us
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even me?????
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of course not hostage 005. i love you.
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gonna shove hank in the chamber wish me luck loyal followers 🙏
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WHERE AM I
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NEWSFLASH, NEXUS CORE, I'VE BEEN ALIVE THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!!!
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please im so tired
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You have to come work for me boy.
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i cant fucking do this man
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DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY SAW TRAPS WITH ME HANK DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SAW TRAPS WITH ME
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please. no more.
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its so cold and dark in here
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there are skins in the corner if you need warmth
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im so fucking hungry man i might eat them instead
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i havent seen the outside world in years youll get used to it
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can u guys stop bein so dam dramatic and help with dinner. its not even that cold
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easy for you to say
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we dont have ac you stupid bitch
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why nothin fit me no more :/ everythings so tight tshirts are like crop tops nowadays
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thanks for the one singular like deimos i know what you are.
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hey. whats up man.
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hey smokin-hot jsyk op is a literal torturer and kidnapper and conspirator you shouldnt be so buddy buddy w them
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yeah i know
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then pls unfollow and block them, i dont wanna add you to the callout post
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serious question why do you follow me
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idk i think youre cool
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oh my maker. dude. ohhhh my maker this is so fucking funny
buddy, im A DISSENTER
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thats a shame, i rlly liked u. pls consider reformatting bc dissenters have done nevada so much harm... i wish u the best
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what the fuck is happening on my hornybait post
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#madness combat#hank j wimbleton#madcom 2bdamned#madcom deimos#madcom sanford#madcom phobos#madcom crackpot#madcom tricky#==>
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if they had tumblr on the lotf island simulator bc silly :))
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God I love him so much. Every time we kiss I feel so alive.
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cringe
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…this is literally about us
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OOOH FUCK I DIDNT READ THE USERNAME
#SORRY BABE OMFG #PLS FORGIVE ME WE CAN HAVE A PARTY W MY HUNTERS ON THE BEAJCH
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found a ton of these beautiful leaves and made a flower crown!!
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so. piggy has informed me that the rash on my arms and head is due to the posion ivy ive been wearing for a week.
#everything itches :,(
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Greetings and salutations! This is my first official Tumblr post. My name is Peter. I use primarily he/him pronouns but do not mind they/them.
If you’re a supporter of J*ck or The H*nters DNI!!! I am a Ralph supporter!!! You choir boys make me sick!!!
I have asthma and I am gay. If you insult me, or call me fat, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!
If you are anti-Ralph, I’m not afraid to call you out as the CONCHPHOBE you are!
Lastly: DO NOT CALL ME PIGGY. IT IS NOT MY NAME
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lmaoooo kys piggy
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FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
#I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW #YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF #tw h*nters #tw conchphobia #tw j*cks tribe
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#we’re personally more ralph-leaning #but not picky
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t hebeasty i know it’s there i lnow the hel p help theyre is a beastie pleas
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hey op are you ok
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OP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN PLEASE
#I AM AFRAID
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brooo my homies @xX_RogerTheHunter_Xx and @csharpmf were talking about their kill streaks and i said “do you play on an open server or a private world” and they just looked confused 😭😭😭 like bro did. were. were you not taking about minecraft????
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🙂
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girlie help?????
#ur so silly like wtf
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bro check out this fire art i whipped up this afternoon 💪💪💪 nothin much just a quick doodle 💪💪💪
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Hey OP. Maybe do some research on famous art before attempting to plagiarize the Mona fucking Lisa. You disgusting credit thief.
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maybe you should learn what a joke is lmao
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This is your daily reminder to take care of yourself! Drink water and eat some pig! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LET THE SIGNAL FIRE GO OUT!!!
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…i forgor
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ISTFG
#literally so pissed /srs
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i am #strong. i am #emo. i listen to #mychemicalromance. i am #dark
*lifts black hair off face, revealing black eyeshadow* i cannot feel love. i care about no one. because i am #EMO!!!! /srs
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:(
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no!!! don’t be sad- *bites black lipstick covered lip and glances away* i… i love you
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:)
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Oh my God. And you call ME cringe.
#no hate on Simon even though he’s a weirdo #but Roger is like a different breed of freaky #tw h*nters #tw j*cks tribe #tw conchphobia
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#this took way too long to make#nics stuff#lotf#lotf sim#lotf simulator#tumblr#tumblr simulator#silly#lord of the flies#jalph#jack merridew#simon lotf#roger lotf#ralph lotf#piggy lotf#maurice lotf#samneric lotf#rogermon#mullberry boy lotf#percival wemdeys madison#lotf meme#lotf shitpost#shitpost#poll
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If Tekken had Tumblr
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ok so it seems like it's impossible to kill heihachi at this point, but are we able to at least castrate him?
#bro has enough kids #and im lowkey kind of tired of finding out about long lost siblings
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(man i love being an ancient sentient wooden training dummy😊 i hope no russian soldier rips my head off for their model kit)
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hmm? >:)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You know what? I've been feeling better about myself and my situation
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Oh fuck off you warmongering shit eating asshole!! You killed people!!! YOU MURDERED MY SISTER!!!!
KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!!!!
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Hey!!!! Dont be mean :((( He said he was sorry :(((
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(Yeah don't be mean to Jin😡)
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Oof been so busy with dealing with gcorp stuff that I haven't had the time to do a lot things for *me* ya know?
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✨✨✨✨✨How about I help you get more free time by becoming one of my backup dancers (-‿◦☀) (づ ◕‿◕ )づ ✨✨✨✨✨
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#goawaygoawaygoawaygoawaygoawaygoawaygoawaygoawaygoawaygoawaygoawaygoaway #NOBODY LIKES YOU
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Hmmmm haven't fucked with my younger sister in awhile… might do something about that
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ALRIGHT GUYS IMMA DO A BACK FLIP AND IT WILL BE AWSOME!!!!!!!!
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HOPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fellow Tekkblr users!!! I am currently in a bit of a rut. I cannot think of what my next armor set will look like!!! So, out of the kindness of your hearts, will you help me with by giving me some ideas so I can finally start drafting the design!!
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I recall that one of you previous armors was H. R. Giger inspired, correct? I suggest looking into the artist Zdzisław Beksiński, his art is similar to Giger but still quite unique and quite haunting.
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beksinski's art is old and overrated, how about someone more modern like Vergvoktre.
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Hmm is that so? Do you really think Yoshimitsu should take inspiration from a current day artist? Or is your distaste--since you called him overrated--for Beksiński's art is for a different reason?
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#pls no fighting guys :( #i already have people in my inbox arguing
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Humanity sucks
I'm taking over the world
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Bro what is your problem????
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Ugh, doing readings and fortunes has been a lot more difficult with Azazel always getting in my way and knocking things over.
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To everyone asking for pictures of my cat, I regret that I have to inform you all that Azazel is not my cat.
Azazel is an ancient demon that is sealed within my left arm.
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Ah such a predicament you are in Zafina
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I don't think christposting is going to help my situation Claudio but I appreciate the sentiment I guess.
#also I don't think that verse relates to my situation #but I'm not christian so I'm not too sure
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MY FACKING TOLET BLEW UP!!!?????!!!?!??!??!!?
#SHIT IS EVERYWWHERRE #NINA WHEN I GET MY FACKING HANDS ON YOU
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Am... I... the only person whose dad is still alive??? Cause it certainly feels like that,,,
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Yep
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Yep
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I was abandon as a baby so idk if my bio dad is still alive
but I was adopted by a single woman so I dont have a "father" in a sense
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im also adopted but i know that my bio parents are fr dead
my adopted dad he's uhhhh
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well hes not dead but hes uhhhhhh yeah…
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uhhh I found my dad who I thought was dead
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I wish my dad was dead.
#hate you old man why cant you fucjing DIE
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I don't know why everyone wants to kill me I am such a likable guy
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No you're fucking not
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No you're fucking not
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No you're fucking not
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Your safe place.
Pairing: Beelzebub x Early OG game gn!MC (can be either romantic or platonic)
Word count: 736
Warnings: none, I guess (???) pls enjoy
A/N: OHMYGOD I dont know how to do anything yet!!!! I need a masterlist and some other things but i dont know how to do it yet and im very lazy at the moment. I think i liked how this turned out and I hope you guys like it too. English is not my first language so if you find any grammar error pls tell me <333
AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BANNER REALLY THIN SO I CAN SEPARATE THINGS 😭😭😭😭
Sleeping all night in the House Of Lamentation was not an easy task.
There were countless nights when you would wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of one of the brothers fighting, or Levi bursting into your room to talk about some new anime with an unnecessarily long name, or Mammon's shrieks during Lucifer's punishments.
But today was different. For some reason, the house was peaceful and strangely quiet. No sudden noises. Afraid to jinx it, you just went to sleep as quietly as possible. Maybe the brothers chose peace today. Maybe they were too tired. Maybe they decided to give you a reward for your good work and just let you sleep the whole night today.
Maybe today you were lucky.
"MC..."
You open your eyes. Goddammit, you jinxed it in your thoughts. Good job.
Readjusting your eyes in the dark, your drowsy and sleep-deprived mind focused on who had called your name.
Beel was standing at the end of the bed, munching on some food, which wasn't strange. But something caught your attention. He seemed strangely... helpless. The normally blunt but caring brother, built like a gladiator, was wearing a hurt expression. His eyebrows were furrowed and he seemed desperate to fill his mouth with some snack to keep his lips from trembling.
"Beel? Is something wrong?" You asked, supporting your torso with your elbows to better understand the current situation.
The redhead had his arms glued to his side, his purple hues staring down as if he was afraid he was bothering you.
"Had another nightmare." The boy mumbled, his fingertips playing with the fabric of his sweatpants.
Your heart sank.
He probably had a dream about how he had to choose between his brother and sister, and how he couldn't save Lilith when she died in his arms.
Since Beel confessed to you what happened on the day of the fall, about his sister's death and Belphegor's hatred for humans, you realized that his survivor's guilt would one day eat him alive.
"Wanna sleep here with me?" You offered, without thinking much. "I will keep your nightmares away." You are reassured.
The avatar of gluttony's eyes finally met yours, and a sigh escaped his mouth as if he had been holding it for a long time.
"You don't mind?" He asked.
"Of course not, Beel." You shook your head, lifted your blanket so that he could lay next to you. "Eats."
Beelzebub checked for any signs of crumbs on his clothes or face before he laid on his side, shyly. You chose to wrap your arms around him, starting to stroke the little hairs on his nape and allowing him to hide his head on his chest. You squeezed him, holding his broad shoulders and tracing patterns on his muscular back.
"Wanna talk about it?" You asked softly.
Beel held his torso, intertwining his legs until he was nearly merging with his body and shook his head, seeming to sink more in his skin.
"It's just that... since Belphie's not here, and you don't need to sleep in my room anymore, I feel kinda... lonely." The demon mumbled, his voice muffled against your pajamas and you cooed, squeezing him a bit more. "And I feel good sleeping with you. The nightmares don't come." He said. "You make me feel small."
A soft smile appeared on your face and you took a deep breath. Even the strongest, those who protect need a place to be protected.
"Well, feel free to sleep here whenever you feel like you need it." His grasp on you tightened, and you went back to stroking his hair.
You felt him sigh, and you hoped that even for a little, you could be Beel's safe place.
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"Oi, get up! How much have ya been sleepin' for Lucifer to send me to wake ya up?!" Mmmm, what? What loud voice is that, disturbing your silent and calm night's sleep? "Stupid human, GET! UP! ALREADY!!!"
Something pulled your heat protector, and you whined, seeking body heat from the big thing you were still holding.
"WHA- WHAT THE HELL??" The voice screamed.
Little did you know what awaited you, when you had to listen to Mammon screaming all day about how he caught your and Beel's limbs entwined in the same bed, the redhead holding you for dear life while you both snored in a tranquil slumber.
#obey me#Omg he deserves all the hugs he can get#obey me shall we date#obey me: shall we date#obey me: one master to rule them all#obey me beelzebub#obey me beel x reader#obey me beel x mc#obey me beelzebub x reader#obey me beelzebub x mc#beelzebub x reader#beelzebub x mc#beel x reader#beel x mc
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