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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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Dr peeper

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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

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ROTARY_PISTON

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jayurivik 😌

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Every time we write clarifications of our Hextech designs and we have to add common sense things like "not for the consumption of living beings" it makes me want to change careers because why is this even necessary.

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A crutch can be a great mobility device if needed, but more importantly it extends your Partner Annoying range

Little JayVik animation 🦋

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He’s so dramatic I love him

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ROTARY_PISTON

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i hauve a cold

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look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.

so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way

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losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

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Found this brightened version of the scene without the music here

Gotta say, it makes things much more... visible <3

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blood test came back i'm full of blood

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probably the funniest way ive ever been called broke is the billing department at my trans friendly psychiatrist's office changing my pronouns to "NEEDS NEW/DEBIT CARD" when it gets declined

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easily one of the greatest tweets of all time