they/them | 20s | well I'm heckin here to be a gremlin. trying to work on a story (book series) situation. maybe one day I'll finish
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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up
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Hey, so I’m sorry about my previous post. They are okay! Post s02
Also a rough it started from
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that's smeem in the corner, that's smeem in the spotlight, smeeming my religion...
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You know what, despite the horrors, at least there's still butches.
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"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust
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not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own
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when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking
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save me wet rag. save me
I have succumbed to the germs
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quick question, how do you uncork wine?
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