#ye?

[nartothelar]

hi it’s me, ingo from pokemon

[thegamingcatmom]

Yall...

Yall ever google "Denali National Park" and then proceed to gaze longingly at the snow-covered mountains, fully aware there are no actual vampires living up there, but also fully aware there very well could be? (Honestly, who knows that´s lurking up there? Perhaps vampires actually do exist?)

And as you continue to gaze longingly at the snow-covered mountains you start to lose yourself in daydreams about a life you could lead, all the way up in the snow-covered mountains with your very own weird ass family of vegetarian vampires.

And as you continue to daydream, you´re suddenly struck with the very painful truth-

None of that will ever happen to you because a) vampires don´t exist and b) the Denalis don´t exist either.

The closest ya can get would be to try and get in touch with Myanna Buring (I´d die) and then ask her, in a sane way ofc, if she´d mind traveling to Alaska with you to visit Denali National Park. And then you´ll ask her if she´d mind gazing longingly at the snow-covered mountains together, and then you´ll ask her if she´d mind standing in the snow with you so you can pretend-

And just-

...Just me then?

O-oh, I mean-

Pfft, vampires. How ridiculous.

What´s next? Believing in Santa Clause??

Haahahaah, ridiculous.

Hahahah-

...

Btw, this was totally a joke, aight? I´m not that unhinged.

...

I´m not.

[defiedfate]

*shakes change cup* anyone want Vesper for any BG3 muses you might have?

[velvette3]

wHo should I draw Angel or vaggie? Also it's a surprise you don't know who I am darling, now pick

ANGEL.

No, wait VAGGIE WAIT—

IDSKKKKKL

[ask-homestuck-shenaniquins]

[Text] cronus listen I just had an idea, have you ever tried giving kankri a makeover

i mean... perfect time of year to try an do so~

Huh?

[bethancahill]

That a dog and I want to pet it can I please pet your dog please

Stay back

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[noodles-and-tea]

Last one from the archives

[dashcon-two]

Prepare yourself.

[tododeku-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[afniel]

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like