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Yall...
Yall ever google "Denali National Park" and then proceed to gaze longingly at the snow-covered mountains, fully aware there are no actual vampires living up there, but also fully aware there very well could be? (Honestly, who knows that´s lurking up there? Perhaps vampires actually do exist?)
And as you continue to gaze longingly at the snow-covered mountains you start to lose yourself in daydreams about a life you could lead, all the way up in the snow-covered mountains with your very own weird ass family of vegetarian vampires.
And as you continue to daydream, you´re suddenly struck with the very painful truth-
None of that will ever happen to you because a) vampires don´t exist and b) the Denalis don´t exist either.
The closest ya can get would be to try and get in touch with Myanna Buring (I´d die) and then ask her, in a sane way ofc, if she´d mind traveling to Alaska with you to visit Denali National Park. And then you´ll ask her if she´d mind gazing longingly at the snow-covered mountains together, and then you´ll ask her if she´d mind standing in the snow with you so you can pretend-
And just-
...Just me then?
O-oh, I mean-
Pfft, vampires. How ridiculous.
What´s next? Believing in Santa Clause??
Haahahaah, ridiculous.
Hahahah-
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Btw, this was totally a joke, aight? I´m not that unhinged.
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I´m not.
#the longing is real yall#anyone else?#twilight#the twilight saga#the denalis#denali coven#myanna buring#yall think she´d travel to alaska with me?#ye?#maybe we can get the others on board as well#a family trip#how wholesome#a girl can dream
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*shakes change cup* anyone want Vesper for any BG3 muses you might have?
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wHo should I draw Angel or vaggie? Also it's a surprise you don't know who I am darling, now pick
ANGEL.
No, wait VAGGIE WAIT—
IDSKKKKKL
#shit shit shit#uhhhhhhhh#Angel?#ye?#yeah angel#are you British?#I just heard the ‘darling’ in a British accent#I love British accents#I’m off track#YES; ANGEL
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[Text] cronus listen I just had an idea, have you ever tried giving kankri a makeover
i mean... perfect time of year to try an do so~
Huh?
#homestuck#homestuck shenaniquins#cronus ampora#kankri vantas#What are y9u planning#maayybbeee wve can#both? participate in march?#I#I think that's a family thing#Plus Im n9t sure a69ut h9w I w9uld feel in such. Reaveling cl9thes?#i'll get ye somethin#don't wvorry#...#ye?#shut up.#you didn't hear that.#i mean it.#9h- 9kay?#... Cr9nus? Are y9u 9kay?#im fine#ill get you a dress#dont wvory about it kan#9kay
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That a dog and I want to pet it can I please pet your dog please
Stay back
#art#soooo fluffy#I think he want a Cheeto#I can get some Cheetos#the puffs probably#ye?#you want Cheetos too?#we’ll all get Cheetos don’t worry
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you! tumblr user!
#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#why does this one have more notes than the other one?#also yes i am as shocked as you all are that this whole time he wasn’t standing upright and looking up at the camera LOL
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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT
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Last one from the archives
#“Phineas and ferb coulda fixed that portal before dinner”#yes#yes they could#my art#gravity falls#Phineas and ferb#Phineas Flynn#ferb fletcher#Stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#grunkle stan#ford pines
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Prepare yourself.
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
#yes im apologizing to myself too fuck it#its happened at least three times so#its cyclical i think#FOUR! no- FIVE TIMES ACTUALLY!#bc now you see the shit before you even show up!
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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
#Nevi Writes#writing#writers on tumblr#writeblr#yes this story is getting long! it's fine don't worry about it :)
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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like
#text#‘ur situation is different’ Do u know Their situation enough to say that lol#also like. be srs if u didnt know me ud think the same way abt me. Do u think this abt me subconsciously?? guessing yes#The only person who HASNT made me feel like this and has actually articulated what they meant in a way that didnt feel like a dig#at me was 💫 last night hence why its on my mind
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