#yall think she´d travel to alaska with me?

[thegamingcatmom]

Yall...

Yall ever google "Denali National Park" and then proceed to gaze longingly at the snow-covered mountains, fully aware there are no actual vampires living up there, but also fully aware there very well could be? (Honestly, who knows that´s lurking up there? Perhaps vampires actually do exist?)

And as you continue to gaze longingly at the snow-covered mountains you start to lose yourself in daydreams about a life you could lead, all the way up in the snow-covered mountains with your very own weird ass family of vegetarian vampires.

And as you continue to daydream, you´re suddenly struck with the very painful truth-

None of that will ever happen to you because a) vampires don´t exist and b) the Denalis don´t exist either.

The closest ya can get would be to try and get in touch with Myanna Buring (I´d die) and then ask her, in a sane way ofc, if she´d mind traveling to Alaska with you to visit Denali National Park. And then you´ll ask her if she´d mind gazing longingly at the snow-covered mountains together, and then you´ll ask her if she´d mind standing in the snow with you so you can pretend-

And just-

...Just me then?

O-oh, I mean-

Pfft, vampires. How ridiculous.

What´s next? Believing in Santa Clause??

Haahahaah, ridiculous.

Hahahah-

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Btw, this was totally a joke, aight? I´m not that unhinged.

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I´m not.