#yay kiwis

[neil-gaiman]

Hey Neil :)

This is a rather stupid question I‘m afraid but why was the release time for GO2 set at such an impossible time for all the brits and other European people? I mean it’s a British show and yet so much is happening in advantage for American people. This is no hate, I mean it’s your/amazons decision, I‘m just curious!! :D

Amazon is based in Seattle, which is on Pacific Time, so they tend to release things based on Pacific Time.

This means the show will show up in the UK and Europe at about 8 or 9 in the morning. It means the episodes will show up in Australia at 5 in the afternoon, and New Zealand at 7pm, perfect for an evening binge.

Having said that, it will be released, in all probability, at Midnight Pacific time. Which is 1 am Mountain time, 2 am Central time and 3 am for those on the East Coast. I'm not sure how this is an "advantage for American People".

It's definitely an advantage for the New Zealanders, though.

[hyunpic]

december 2024 with hyunjin

[kiwimeephu]

i was so touched over having marker and fanny in my home i drew them... The Besties...

[othertragedy]

they're so cute ajsfakgglgkgkkññlsñkkkkad

[peri-berrypawductions]

Guess who’s birthday it issss..

Iiiiiits MIRIAMS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

Happy birthday Miriam!!

Have this drawing me and @gregorio-stars did to celebrate!!!! YIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1

[diana-bluewolf]

Sitting on the edge of the kitchen table, surrounded by crumbs and the lingering smell of gingerbread, a mandrake glares at the plates of untouched cookies. You pause, wondering why it hasn't screamed yet.

"Cookies. Hot chocolate. Mince pies." it says, voice rising with every word. "Oh, how delightful. Everyone gets to feast and indulge. But me? Do I get a treat? A snack? Anything? Or is it too much to spare a little bite?"

What do you do?

Chris freezes at the mandrake’s words, a wave of cold numbness washes over his chest. He slowly turns his head to the grumpy plant, shocked. 

Could it be?

He puts in so much effort to shield his mind from others, yet here he is - facing a cursed, in every sense of the word, object that broadcasts his mental processes for all to hear? 

It takes him a moment to realise that the mandrake’s words reflect the thoughts of younger Chris rather than him at the moment. 

Well, maybe he wasn’t that demanding. After all, he used to think that there were people who got treats and those who were less worthy, and the only purpose of Christmas was to highlight the gap between them. That was just a rule, and he simply wasn’t born to fall into the first category. 

Still, his younger self would definitely understand the sentiment. Hogwarts presents a stark contrast in terms of the abundance of food compared to— He doesn’t want to think about it - everything is different now. 

The mandrake’s words are probably just a coincidence. Even so, he has to make sure.

"Do you read people's minds?" he thinks, staring at the mandrake.  

"Why can't I get at least a tiny piece of this mince pie?" The mandrake keeps whining, ignoring all Chris's thoughts. 

Coincidence. Just a useless thing, of which there are plenty in Zonko. Chris is both relieved and disappointed. It could have helped him advance his research into objects capable of Legilimency, like The Sorting Hat.

Chris turns away, ready to leave. He takes a couple of steps and stops, frowning. 

He is NOT going to do it, is he?

After a moment of hesitation, he turns around abruptly, grabbing a mince pie from the table and roughly shoving it into the mandrake's mouth.

Stupid plant.

No, Chris corrects himself tiredly. It's not the plant that is stupid among the two of them. 

"Merry Christmas," he mutters to the mandrake, which is devouring the pie, "I wish you a very merry choking on it."

Chris glances around the kitchen, his gaze crashing into the house-elf, who is staring at him with giant eyes, clutching a broom anxiously.

“Nice evening, isn’t it?” Chris is trying to smooth things over but smiles, and the smile looks like a painful scowl. Realising by the elf’s fearful expression that he has made everything only worse, Chris retreats from the kitchen.

Merlin, how much he hates this time of the year.

[vetteldixon]

Shane Van Gisbergen wins his first Xfinity Series race → 2024 Pacific Office Automation 147, Portland International Raceway

[steffiblitzo]

Do the "Woohoo" motion in magical girl form...

MAGICAL WOOHOO

« this isn't really a question but I enjoy making this :3 »

[evilburgersforspacetravel]

𝜗𝜚 — graphic for day 1 of @nomkiwi’s 300+ event (CONGRATS BTW!!!)

𝜗𝜚 — day 1: character from great kiwi the thirds kinlist.

☆ — umm. confetti. (is this what i’m supposed to do i’ve never participated in one of these b4,,,,)

[michamiw]

Feliz navidad y año nuevo!! espero que la pasen muy bien

Kiwi by @xxthebubblewitchxx

(english version)

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! I hope you have a great holiday

The joke was lost in the English translation since "Christmas together" and "life together" sound very similar in spanish ú.ù

[heuristicallysilly]

I GOT A GNEEP GNARP. AN ALIEN. A THING.

OH MY COD. SO CUTE. SO SILLY.

[kiwimeephu]

bfdia 16 spoilers

Really bad doodles of some funny bfdias .. srry for the subpar quality i am in my flop era... REALLY GOOD EPISODE THO.

[sentienttoastah]

YEEEAAAHH!!! Kiwis in my inbox!!! LETS GOO!! KIWISSS!! the blorbos yaaayy :D

Yes…the ideal vision… Kiwi company… kiwi sang will have more friends. thank!!!

[kiwibirb1]

Swear I had a reference for arms somewhere-

[anadorablekiwi]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🥳 ALL THE PLATYPUS LOVE FOR YOU, AND HERES TO MANY MORE 🥂 *sparkling cider

Thank you Tellie!!!! 🥰💜💖💜💖🫂🫂

[reijndeers]

KIWI BALL THIS IS BETTER THAN A TROPHY