#tf2 mechamedes

[othertragedy]

guys they're besties!1!!

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

finally insulted all 3 mann brothers, life's good

[emotionally-longing-mechamedes]

[a grn medibot sits on a rock in the desert, reading a weathered book]

[shes humming tunelessly to herself, unaware of the mechanical bird flying above her]

-@mentally-forgetful-medibot

[ At first, the bird thought it was dreaming. There was no way that patch of green on the ground was truly her, was it?? ]

[ Carefully, they got closer and closer to the ground before making their landing right beside her. Their mechanical talons made a distinct ‘tip, tap’ sound as it approached. ]

[ They couldn’t believe it. ]

[ It really was her. ]

…My lady?

[emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes]

Today I discovered dragon birds/nightjars!

[physically-robotic-heavy]

hey listen here fucknuts. i know you’re dating my dad. if you lay a SINGLE hand on him i am going to pluck your eyes out and shove them up your metallic ass you goddamn fucking fucker. dont fucking test me

- @emotionally-mean-mechamedes

WATCH YOUR TONE.

*restraint_protocol{true}*

[emotionally-amused-blu-scout]

why the fuck do you talk like that you blueberry fucking twink bitch

-@emotionally-mean-mechamedes

why da hell you talkin’ in da first place birdbrain? i’ll use you as my next puck! hows ‘bout it?

[lunareel]

Wanted to make myself a halloween themed header/background! What better way to do this than to draw Archimedes and his cosmetics?

I ended up liking the version without the blood more, but I figured I’d include the bloody version just for fun.

[mimigamask]

cursed image

[othertragedy]

Ah yes, the borbs

Also, I DIDN'T KNOW ARCHIMEDES CLOSED AND OPENED THEIR EYES AND BEAK I'M CRYING

[othertragedy]

they're so cute ajsfakgglgkgkkññlsñkkkkad

[othertragedy]

Messy photo! of my desk

They look like they're saying "sup" by how it's welded.

I've never welded something like this and got into a brain rot of mechamedes, and well,,, I had to! Sadly only had 2 classes to make it so it isn't 5/5 but it's pigeon shaped yes?

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

well fuck you then *drinks all your cleaning chemicals* have fun with your gross floors and sinks. biytll ch

motherfucker you just inconvenienced like 3 other people

@emotionally-mature-mechanic @emotionally-anxious-spybot @physically-robotic-medic this guy just drank our shit what the fuck

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

Good bird, I hope time treats you gently.

@emotionally-wistful-spy

i hope you crumble into dust fuckwad

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

can someone let me live with them for a bit im going to fucking die

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

IM FUCKING HOMELESS AGAIN

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

[arthur approaches mechamedes when hes alone]

[its been tolerating the bird so far because otto likes him for some godforsaken reason, but the time for that may have to come to an end soon]

HEY BIRD

-emotionally-anxious-spybot

hey fuckass whats up

[Clueless™]