#tf2 mechamedes

[othertragedy]

guys they're besties!1!!

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

finally insulted all 3 mann brothers, life's good

[emotionally-longing-mechamedes]

[a grn medibot sits on a rock in the desert, reading a weathered book]

[shes humming tunelessly to herself, unaware of the mechanical bird flying above her]

-@mentally-forgetful-medibot

[ At first, the bird thought it was dreaming. There was no way that patch of green on the ground was truly her, was it?? ]

[ Carefully, they got closer and closer to the ground before making their landing right beside her. Their mechanical talons made a distinct ‘tip, tap’ sound as it approached. ]

[ They couldn’t believe it. ]

[ It really was her. ]

…My lady?

[emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes]

Today I discovered dragon birds/nightjars!

[physically-robotic-heavy]

hey listen here fucknuts. i know you’re dating my dad. if you lay a SINGLE hand on him i am going to pluck your eyes out and shove them up your metallic ass you goddamn fucking fucker. dont fucking test me

- @emotionally-mean-mechamedes

WATCH YOUR TONE.

*restraint_protocol{true}*

[emotionally-amused-blu-scout]

why the fuck do you talk like that you blueberry fucking twink bitch

-@emotionally-mean-mechamedes

why da hell you talkin’ in da first place birdbrain? i’ll use you as my next puck! hows ‘bout it?

[emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes]

Hallaur?!

Hello WORLD!

Last updated: 12/19/23

This phrase comes in so many forms, and remains consistent among so many of these robotic blogs!

Without any further Ado...

I recently discovered these blogs on my recommended, and was INSTANTLY captured by the dozens of stories, personalities, and intricate threads of lore. I will definitely make a neat little list of all of the blogs I have found thus far to make it easier for me to navigate this new universe.

I could not NOT make a blog like this after I saw these enchanting characters, so what I will be doing here is rambling to myself about these guys. Theories, notes, comments, and reblogging my personal favorite posts from this corner of the internet. I will use THESE tags: #robot theory (A theory, duh!) #robot art (Spreading the fanart <3) #robot sillies (The haha mechanical funnies reblog) #robot rambles (Literally anything else)

NONE OF THIS IS CANON TO THE EMOTIONALLY-XYZ-ROBOT LORE, THIS IS JUST THE INSANE RAMBLING OF SOMEBODY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS. The list: @emotionally-mature-mechanic @physically-robotic-medic @physically-robotic-heavy @physically-robotic-giantscout @emotionally-anxious-spybots @mentally-joyful-demobot @physically-synthetic-engibot @physically-artificial-medic @physically-bloody-medibot @physically-intolerable-scoutbot @physically-golden-scoutbot @emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot @emotionally-mean-mechamedes @emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes @mentally-forgetful-medibot @mentally-vivid-spybot @physically-roman-soldierbot @mentally-feral-sniperbot @emotionally-wired-pyrobot @emotionally-droning-pyrobot @physically-fabricated-soldierbot @spiritually-haunted-medibot @physically-renewed-medibot

[othertragedy]

Ah yes, the borbs

Also, I DIDN'T KNOW ARCHIMEDES CLOSED AND OPENED THEIR EYES AND BEAK I'M CRYING

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

well fuck you then *drinks all your cleaning chemicals* have fun with your gross floors and sinks. biytll ch

motherfucker you just inconvenienced like 3 other people

@emotionally-mature-mechanic @emotionally-anxious-spybot @physically-robotic-medic this guy just drank our shit what the fuck

[emotionally-longing-mechamedes]

last anon was lying. i'll give you a hint! she's in some kind of garden with another lady. good luck, pájaro verde!

Garden with another lady... I'll be on the lookout. Thank you, kind stranger!

[emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes]

oh. oh what the fuck. what the actual shit. jesus fucking christ.

-@emotionally-mean-mechamedes

Hello! I have never seen another sentient Mechamedes! Who might you be?

[othertragedy]

they're so cute ajsfakgglgkgkkññlsñkkkkad

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

Good bird, I hope time treats you gently.

@emotionally-wistful-spy

i hope you crumble into dust fuckwad

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

christ allmighty they're making fucking more of me

PROTO!!

So i um ... i may have or may not have used my coding and engineering skills to make you a tiny dovebot... it's not as great as Archemedies but hey, its something!

-@emotionally-dead-archer

A TEENY D-DOVEBOT!? I WOU-ULD LOVE TO SEE!! LET ME SEE, B-BITTE!!!

[emotionally-longing-mechamedes]

[hits mechamedes with a PSYCHIC BEAM ATTACK]

[it is HARMLESS but when it is over mechamedes will find they are WEARING A FANCY LITTLE VEST]

Oh! Oh my! What lovely attire!

[emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes]

sooooo what are you just a rip-off of red mechanical archimedes? Mod must be really desperate for attention

Is that the nice fellow I was speaking with earlier? I do not believe I am- we are simply of the same model! There should be about the same amount of us as there are the Medibots we are assigned to!

…who’s Mod? I can give them attention!