#tf2 santarchimedes

[othertragedy]

Ah yes, the borbs

Also, I DIDN'T KNOW ARCHIMEDES CLOSED AND OPENED THEIR EYES AND BEAK I'M CRYING

[vanityloves]

💖 for Medic UwU

i am once again, very sorry for answering so late ahshs

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💖 - What’s one really cute/cool thing that (Y/N) does?

I think it's pretty neat how he found a loophole in his contract with Satan, successfully tricking him into letting Medic live laugh love for who knows how long. [Also 'tricking' his teammates (respectfully) out of their own souls so he could use it but I have thoughts ab that as well]. 

Cool: He can crack open an egg with one hand and I stand there in awe like it's the greatest goddamn thing bc my miniature hands can't do anything. Do not get me started on cracking 2 eggs, thats fucking sick.

He's kind of Not Cool, he just does off the wall shit. BUT I will mention that he runs around with that heavy ass medigun and is canonly the second fastest class so, That's Powerful. Scout TF2 can eat dirt after Medic takes off the ankle weights, rock lee vs gaara style. 

Cute: He talks to Archimedes (and all his other doves) like they're people as if they're giving him feedback and holding a real conversation with them. Catch him baby talking them every so often though, he's not immune to giving them lil kissies and scritching their feathers. He also, 100% makes them clothes. Have you seen Santa Archimedes?

You will look at it. You will admire this little man that is perched upon his shoulder.

Uh, Amazon.com did not exist back then so guess who made that? mm hmm… checkmate, he handcrafts his childrens clothes and proceeds to do that with Chef's rats bc he cares so much. 

[cooooerchan]

Santarchimedes &  Reindoonicorn wish Merry Smissmas to everyone!! d(`･∀･)b

[belphagirl]

@askghostymedic The four horsemen of the Apocalypse