#kiwi answers

[anadorablekiwi]

*zoomies around like a cat in your inbox*

*Sets out a heating pad and blankey for u*

[askbluestevenuniverse]

A- Steven the music teacher- Greg is sick right when steven discovers a new power- can a crystal gem really teach the newest resident of beachcity??? B- Ballard of Cheep Cheep: Or how I learned to let my cares go -Jasper brought a pet to class- will her teacher find out- hopefully not C- Connie meets the crystal gems- Doug returns to beach city to talk to his departed partners friends about his daughter....hijinks. D- Jail break pt2- While wandering the space ship, Steven meets a mysterious gem- and...whats this pearl? but...not his pearl how weird. ????- A new au brought to you- where a rouge gem turns our story topsy turvy.

For some reason voting isn't working on tumblr but works for me you can't see what I'll pick so you have a week to decide your fates >:)

[kiwi-tmntfan]

Any DuckTales headcannons? 🦆

Gay.

[kiwi-the-bird-and-fruit]

hi i can't stop thinking about you lansoni generations AU and would like to ask if we could 'contribute' to it (as in write/draw possible scenarios about it but you don't have to deem it as canon)

so like.. fan content. smiley face emoji

Id be more than happy to see anything about this silly little au of mine! Feel free to go crazy with it!!

Im honestly so happy people like my au this much, ty!!

[kiwivskiwi]

Have i am fish’s cat in boots pic but can’t link help plz lol

This took me like a fully 10 minutes to decipher, I even went to my council of friends to try and interpret this until I realized you were talking about @i-am-a-fish's drawing

[macdenism]

autism but instead of aut is macden

screamed when I saw this. you get it anon. you fucking get it

[anadorablekiwi]

If there are men involved im spamming you

No men, promise!

[anadorablekiwi]

I heard someone around here liked Felix?

AJSJXJZBSHSJSUS OH MY GOODNESS RHIS IS BEAUTIFUL GHSHSJ THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHOWING ME AAHHHHHHHH HSKSKA SHS

[anadorablekiwi]

I’m not looking in my inbox

Aw, why is that? Nothin to be scared of!

[anadorablekiwi]

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I Hafta say it

How do we incorporate Jiaoqiu’s hostage situation into the modern au

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*angst laugh* yess

Hm…

Hoolay as Escaped prisoner, mob boss, war criminal/enemy… hm…

[anadorablekiwi]

... don't blame me, I'm just the messenger tonight

Ahsvsjsjshsg

@silvercaptain24 when i catch you i SWEAR— (/lh)

[anadorablekiwi]

Kiwi Silver's bullying meeeeeeeee 😭😭😭

Oh dear 😂😂 what happened?

[anadorablekiwi]

Tumblr is being mean and hiding the replies

So I'm giving you this

Gnssjkgaav

Unfair

U cant use my own edits against me tgats against the rulesss

[anadorablekiwi]

Almost there!

Anyways, have some more undercover boss ideas

Kaeya works at the store by day, and a bar called The Angel’s Share (also run by the Ragvindir’s) at night. Diluc goes to see him, and the staff all love and hate him because all he orders is grape juice

The only thing Diluc does to hide who he is is dye his hair a different shade of red and and go by a different name. Somehow, it works

Diluc’s other name is Dak McKnight because I think I’m funny

Kaeya doesn’t recognize him at all, and accidentally confesses in a sleep-drunk haze one time that he misses his family. Diluc nearly blows his cover right there.

Amber is an area coordinator— Razor, Fischl, and Bennet all work part time. Jean is head manager for the store, and Albedo is another area manager who comes in with his little sister Klee all the time

No one is quite sure what Venti does, but he always has the exact fix you need when you need it, and he can always get register 6 (aka, Stormterror (yes the registers are all named)) to work for him.

GFJJSBSJA OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS

Diluc🤝Me - would order grape juice at a bar lol

Dak McKnight im DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, its absolutely hilarious how that ‘disguise’ works, and very in character 🤣 also kaeya confessing he misses his family poor babyyy 🥺🥺🥺

Ooo is Jean the first one to figure out Diluc’s diguise? Also gotta love the triple terrors (nickname i literally just made up for fichl bennett and razor group lol) 💜💜💜

Venti is perfect 😂🤣😂 and i love the fact that the registers are named 😂 is one named Andrius (i dont know how to spell it), or Boreas? (I never know which name to use lol)

Oooooooo okay i dont know if this would work but idea- Kaeya gets too impaired to actually make it home (whether that be sleep drunk or visited bar off duty and got legit drunk), and Diluc has to help him home

He panics later when he realized that his alter ego should absolutely not know where kaeya lives (he does because after finding out the pay of his employees he got curious and looked it up), but it works out cuz kaeya didnt even remember any of it and assumes he was conscious enough to direct whomever helped him get home?

[anadorablekiwi]

“Hey doll. Hear it’s been a long day.”

Boothill hooked his chin over your shoulder.

Hsfhgfsdfh

Mhm. Not even like. Bad, per se? Just. Long. And somewhat challenging. Im so tired

[anadorablekiwi]

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