#kiwi answers

[anadorablekiwi]

*zoomies around like a cat in your inbox*

*Sets out a heating pad and blankey for u*

[muttley-do-something]

Cat Shoe Mutuals

YES! YESSSS

theyre so good, cosy and has a little face, 100/10

wait no post cancelled my cat won't move

OK WAIT HERE WE GO

he wishes to chew on yours as well

[kiwi-tmntfan]

Any DuckTales headcannons? 🦆

Gay.

[kiwitickleart]

hey i have an idea, but im not sure if its sfw, so warning you/maybe save it for your twitter:

marcille in mimic boots? like she finds them in a chest, and they start attacking her from the inside. 👀 just an idea

No worries anon ! This blog is considered not safe for work - so some of the content is not guaranteed to be sfw. (Just a heads up for any new followers !)

I’ve been thinking of returning to Twitter/X again ! Keep an eye out 🙌 I’ll add this to my dungeon Meshi drawing prompt ideas !!

[kiwi-the-bird-and-fruit]

hi i can't stop thinking about you lansoni generations AU and would like to ask if we could 'contribute' to it (as in write/draw possible scenarios about it but you don't have to deem it as canon)

so like.. fan content. smiley face emoji

Id be more than happy to see anything about this silly little au of mine! Feel free to go crazy with it!!

Im honestly so happy people like my au this much, ty!!

[rapturekiwi]

Have i am fish’s cat in boots pic but can’t link help plz lol

This took me like a fully 10 minutes to decipher, I even went to my council of friends to try and interpret this until I realized you were talking about @i-am-a-fish's drawing

[macdenism]

autism but instead of aut is macden

screamed when I saw this. you get it anon. you fucking get it

[comradekiwi]

AHHHH I FINALLY FOUND YOUR TIMBLR ACC LMAO, IM SUBSCRIBED TO YOUR A03 ACC AND IVE READ EVERY SINGLE FIC ILYSM🙏🙏

OMG ???? THANK YOU SO MUCH IM SO FLATTERED 😭😭😭 i’ve got to get better at linking my socials at the end of my fics kshfkhdkf

[anadorablekiwi]

…

I Hafta say it

How do we incorporate Jiaoqiu’s hostage situation into the modern au

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*angst laugh* yess

Hm…

Hoolay as Escaped prisoner, mob boss, war criminal/enemy… hm…

[anadorablekiwi]

Kiwi Silver's bullying meeeeeeeee 😭😭😭

Oh dear 😂😂 what happened?

[anadorablekiwi]

Tumblr is being mean and hiding the replies

So I'm giving you this

Gnssjkgaav

Unfair

U cant use my own edits against me tgats against the rulesss

[anadorablekiwi]

Almost there!

Anyways, have some more undercover boss ideas

Kaeya works at the store by day, and a bar called The Angel’s Share (also run by the Ragvindir’s) at night. Diluc goes to see him, and the staff all love and hate him because all he orders is grape juice

The only thing Diluc does to hide who he is is dye his hair a different shade of red and and go by a different name. Somehow, it works

Diluc’s other name is Dak McKnight because I think I’m funny

Kaeya doesn’t recognize him at all, and accidentally confesses in a sleep-drunk haze one time that he misses his family. Diluc nearly blows his cover right there.

Amber is an area coordinator— Razor, Fischl, and Bennet all work part time. Jean is head manager for the store, and Albedo is another area manager who comes in with his little sister Klee all the time

No one is quite sure what Venti does, but he always has the exact fix you need when you need it, and he can always get register 6 (aka, Stormterror (yes the registers are all named)) to work for him.

GFJJSBSJA OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS

Diluc🤝Me - would order grape juice at a bar lol

Dak McKnight im DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, its absolutely hilarious how that ‘disguise’ works, and very in character 🤣 also kaeya confessing he misses his family poor babyyy 🥺🥺🥺

Ooo is Jean the first one to figure out Diluc’s diguise? Also gotta love the triple terrors (nickname i literally just made up for fichl bennett and razor group lol) 💜💜💜

Venti is perfect 😂🤣😂 and i love the fact that the registers are named 😂 is one named Andrius (i dont know how to spell it), or Boreas? (I never know which name to use lol)

Oooooooo okay i dont know if this would work but idea- Kaeya gets too impaired to actually make it home (whether that be sleep drunk or visited bar off duty and got legit drunk), and Diluc has to help him home

He panics later when he realized that his alter ego should absolutely not know where kaeya lives (he does because after finding out the pay of his employees he got curious and looked it up), but it works out cuz kaeya didnt even remember any of it and assumes he was conscious enough to direct whomever helped him get home?

[anadorablekiwi]

*Wriothesley knocks on the door gently before opening it a bit* “Mind if I come in?”

Mhm, go ahead

[anadorablekiwi]

“Hey doll. Having trouble with bedtime?”

Boothill asked, sidling up next to you

Akdjdbhabsvsjsbdj

[anadorablekiwi]

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So.

Are we adding Jiaoqiu to the modern au as an old army friend of Boothill and Jing Yuan’s who absolutely kept Dan Heng and Bailu supplied with food during the weeks when they would’ve gone short and he runs his own diner now?

Oh ABSOLUTELY yes

[anadorablekiwi]

Dan Heng in his IL form and accidentally hoarding people

Including Boothill and Aven when they stop by just to exchange info

Which then leads to Topaz and Robin and Ratio

Gjsbjs YES

Boothill is So Confused

Aventurine decides its not worth trying to explain to him yet 🤣

Dan Heng has no idea hes doing it, somehow