#yassssssssssssss

[donnieslefteyebrow9000]

AHHHHH I GOT SOUTH PARK SOCKS

🤩🤩🤩

[lady-ofliterature]

5 minutes into Batman the animated series and I’m already loving Alfred.

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

Arcane is on Netflix and because I’m a spoiler slut I very quickly rushed through the fastforward on a particular ep and we fucking winningggggggggggggggg

[itsgivingsadd]

“I can’t let my guard down like that. Somehow, being with Yor throws me off…”

[theugliestcrown]

[nightqueens-world]

Yassssssssssssss 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[that-trans-autistic-guy]

Father I habe brought u gift

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS AGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

[tuituipupu]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS FEAR 😍

[findmeinthefallair]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[pleasetakethis]

New favorite ep of the season acquired the moment it opened. Some shippy rambling in the live blogging ahead.

If you know me at all, you know right off the bat that I AM UNHINGED ABOUT THIS EPISODE.

NATPEGGY YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THE BACKSTORY INTRO!

"What are new friends for?"

THEM SHOWING OFF THEIR MOVES TO EACH OTHER !!!!!

Wasp, too??? Yasss, all the ladies!!!!!!!!!!

Peggy and Nat already working so well together in combat and the level of trust that already exists between them, I just--slkdjflasdjfklajflajlfkjas

Them sassing Loki !!!!!!

Intro credits: Elizabeth Olsen???? Wanda's here, too????? Super spoiler alert: I waited so long for her to show up 🤣

Me and the Watcher feel the same about Captain Peggy Carter <3

The role reversal when Peggy picks up Nat in that slick ass car while Nat's running... guhhhhhh.

I am here for all versions of evil Steve, including brainwashed.

SCRUFFY SKINNY STEVE!

CA: TWS parallels got me in my feels, too. Peggy/Nat is THE SHIP for me, but there's something about Peggy/Steve that hits just right the same way as Tony/Pepper, Steve/Tony, and Steve/Bucky.

The framing of these shots got me--Peggy in the background pissed because she wasn't told about the rumors of the Hydra Stomper, while Nat (listening) definitely knew about Steve:

AHHH, PEGGY'S FACE WHEN SHE REALIZED NAT KNEW:

AND DIDN'T TELL HER:

SDALKFJLAKJFLAJS

Natasha quipping "Didn't see the point in breaking your heart twice," fucked me up, oh.

DILF old man Bucky <3 Bucky getting to grow old!!!! WIBBLES.

Guess it's gonna take both of the loves of Steve's Rogers life to get through to him? lmaooo

Peggy is the perfect mirror of Captain America Steve. In goodness, selflessness, AND their particular brand of self-righteous selfishness. I love both of them for it, but especially Peggy <3

Bucky standing up and saying Steve would be stupid enough to do the same for him. 😭 Bucky trying to get through to Steve. 😭

"What can I say, Peg? I'm a sucker for a good love story." Damn, that hurts for a million different reasons. oh, Nat. <3

UMMMM the way Nat sits back and says, "You know, I always wondered how you got all those G.I. boys to follow a woman into war? Question answered." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRAIN EMPTY! ONLY PEGGYNAT! And Nat couldn't be more obvious if she tried, but she does it so well and Peggy is distracted.

Are you kidding me with the framing of this shot?

I feel like it's foreshadowing but IT SCREAMS pining. A lot of pining:

Barton introduced Peggy to dad rock <3 fuck yes

Widow bites interrupting the kiss, lol.

Peggy being a weak point for Nat, to the point Nat gets nabbed by widow bites, JFC.

Peggy will die for Steve, the same way Steve would have died for Bucky--ughhh I do not like but I understand.

"Mission accomplished." !!! Hot damn, that was slick, A++, AND Nat tells Peggy she doesn't want to fight about it. 😏

THERE WAS A MUSICAL!

BAMF Melina. Love to hate her when she's on the wrong side, parent/child issues me in a weird way these days and this ep got under my skin.

But also: guhhhhhh these Widows.

"This isn't us! I am done fighting, Steve. [drops shield] I have been fighting for so long: to end the war, to forget what I lost. I'm… I'm tired." oh, Peggy.

oh, Steve.

oh, Nat.

This ep got me in the feels, all of them.

Peggy going back for Nat AND them running out together <3

Ugh, Nat and her transparent, "Okay. Let's hit the road." Just: THEM.

...and oops, Peggy's gone.

But then! OOOO, this Fury! AND FINALLY, WANDA!!!!!

Overall: similar in ep 4 in that it was close to the emotional impact of Stephen's ep in the first season but still missed the mark (and tbh the Tony ep hit harder, but more because of Tony's characterization--Peggy is fairly consistent, Tony is not, so getting him so right (for me) was incredible). I adore this ep, I love Peggy, I love Nat, I enjoy this universe, and I hope we visit their universe again (if not, there's always fanfic, my beloved).

[avionvadion]

You know, SugarViolets would be a cute ship name for Veronica/Trey.

*gasps*

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT YESSSSSSSSS

Oh gosh what would be Malleora’s? DragonRose??? RoseDragon??? Hmmm. 🤔

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

CHARLES POLE YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[blackfemmecharacterdependency]

This is IT. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS AMANDA!!!

[theyanderespecialist]

Yandere China X Gender Neutral Listener (Hetalia) Lunar New Years 4/5 #Yandere #YandereChina #YandereHetalia #Hetalia #HetaliaChina #China #1pChina #ChinaXListener #Listener #YandereHeadcanons #Headcanons #Traits #Reader #ChinaXReader 

Base Yandere China Headcanons: Cuteness  

[Hello My Sexy Muffins, and welcome back to another update, in this one it is, another Chinese Lunar New Year, with 1p China from Hetalia! So please do enjoy this chapter here my sexy muffins!]

(Disclaimer: China is not yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all. The same with China from hetalia IS FICTION, which means how he portrayed in the show and this is NOT how people from China are like, IT IS FICTION. Anyways Simping for fictional characters is fine. As long as you are not gross or illegal about it and you separate fiction from reality! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life!

AGAIN THIS IS BASED ON A FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOT HOW PEOPLE FROM CHINA ARE!

-Base Yandere Headcanons With 1p China From Hetalia-

.China loves cute adorable things, and he considers you to be the cutest and most adorable person in the world.

.China has been around for a LONG time.

.So when he met you and felt this feeling he never felt before it was nerve-racking to him.

.He is a bit of a clingy yandere and easily annoyed with others when you spend more time with them than him.

.He is very affectionate and sweet with you, the type of yandere that is so sweet almost sickly sweet.

.He is a bit of a mystery though. He has his secrets and is good at hiding them.

.He would as a yandere (and really any type of romantic interest) cook for you.

.With the yandere side it is the caregiving as he tries to care for some other countries.

.With you it would be similar but more of a supportive loving partner providing for you.

.He would also have a lot of physical touch (such as holding hands, hugging, and so on) with you as a yandere.

.It secures him that you are with him and that he has you.

.He would also be a tiny bit of a parenting yandere to you (not in actually acting like a parent no but) as in he would make sure that you ate, drank enough water, and kept a healthy weight.

.He wants you to be healthy and happy so he will be very supportive and gentle with you, but also firm.

.China is not a pushover yandere, he can be firm when need be and put his foot down when it comes to keeping you healthy.

.He though can be a jealous yandere in which he gets upset, pouty, and annoyed with other people taking, your time from him.

.You are his not theirs so why do they get your time?

.He can be very romantic as well. Being the type to make you a nine-course meal and to be able to have this with you.

.He also enjoys some of the arts and during his free time would make MANY OH SO MANY Artworks of you.

.It would show his yandere side, having a whole room with nothing but the artwork he has made of you.

.He would confess with a romantic nine-course meal. Offering you everything you could ever want and more.

.If you accept his love he is over the moon and snuggles you close for at least an hour, he is so happy and you just made his life perfect!

.If you turn him down his heart breaks. He is so hurt and feels like his life is falling apart.

.That is not the end of that though. He would wallow for days on end until he snaps and is like. No, he cannot lose you and he would kidnap you.

.Keeping you by his side until you learned to love him never allowed to leave his home. Until he knows you WILL NOT Leave him EVER.

.He deals with rivals with ruthless precision he may be sweet but he has been through a LOT.

.No one would know it was him that got rid of them.

.no one would know what happen to them.

.They may be dead they may be a prisoner somewhere. No one but china and his boss will know and that is that.

.In the end, China can be a very good yandere but he is also a mystery in some ways that make it more dangerous to be with him than you think.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter done, I hope you all enjoyed it and stay sexy all my sexy muffins!]

[belit0]

Can I request MDIZ with drunk Izuna coming home and Madara taking care of him. And Izuna drunkenly telling Madara how he fantasizes about him all the time and Madara is shook to his core cause he secretly thinks the same but never thought the feelings were reciprocated. He doesn’t wanna take advantage while Izuna isn’t sober but Izuna climbs into his lap and sloppy tongue kisses him. And then it can either end there or keep going if you feel inspired to do so 👀😏

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS MADAIZU MADAIZU MADAIZU

Personal HC i have for Izuna: has an extremely high tolerance to alcohol, so it takes a lot of effort to get him drunk🛐👀💫

He awakens to the sound of the front door slamming against the wall, followed by broken glass scattering across the floor. Madara realizes how exhausting his new life is under such situations, where his trained senses go on strike and abandon him for hours, demanding him to rest.

Of course, he drops the kunai he keeps under his pillow once he feels that familiar chakra, and hears his younger brother's voice murmuring down the halls. Catching his breath and trying to focus his sleepy mind, he understands that the new peaceful times are causing him to loosen up, and inwardly slaps himself while getting out of bed.

Madara slides open the door to his room with no immediate glimpse of anything, the night's darkness covering the house in a sepulchral black, except for the small reflection of the light radiating from the refrigerator a few rooms away. As he walks in that direction, he hears another glass explode against the floor followed by an "ooooh" and some small giggles, wandering into the kitchen and watching as Izuna kneels on the floor in an attempt to pick up the jam he scattered all over the place.

He has a loaf of bread in his hand, and intends to pick up the ruined contents of the jar to smear it all over it, while simultaneously not being able to stop silently laughing, as if trying not to draw attention to himself yet oblivious to his arrival, unconcerned by his stare.

Izuna always manages to be a spectacle in every sense of the word, even in situations where you just want to kill him.

Only when Madara comes up to stand behind him does he notice, but instead of being surprised, he looks at him with a huge, drunken grin, glassy eyes, and bright red cheeks. From what the Uchiha leader assumes, he must have more alcohol than blood in his body, as getting Izuna into this shape takes extensive hours of non-stop drinking.

"Hi" He mutters with a chuckle, head thrown back and looking up at him from the ground.

"May I know where you were?" The older Uchiha asks with real concern, catching the full picture of how drunk the other is. He grabs him by the armpits and lifts him off the floor, sitting him on one of the kitchen chairs and holding his face to examine him closely.

"Are you also asking with whom? Don't worry, Aniki, I only love you." Izuna places his hands over his, and the way he caresses his fingers sends a shiver of uncertainty down his back.

"You're too drunk."

"And you're too pretty, wanna keep saying obvious things or shall we change the game?" The smile he displays unnerves him in an odd way, that pointy canine his younger brother always had standing out among all his white teeth, giving him an almost feral look. His loose hair rains down over his shoulder between knots and disasters, tales of a long night in all his appearance.

Madara observes the beauty of the human being in his hands, his handsome Otouto, and scolds himself for giving him such a suggestive look considering the state he is in. He lets go of his face the moment he feels the blood rush to his own cheeks, and prefers to occupy his mind with fetching the broom and sweeping up the mess on the floor.

He doesn't bother to turn on the light, preferring to shelter in the dark and not expose his accusing reaction. While rummaging through the cleaning cupboard, he hears an "Anikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....... Pay attention to me! Fuck the floor!" right as Izuna hugs him from behind and squeezes his chest with both hands, burying his face in his back.

He stands frozen in place, not oblivious at all to his younger brother's open displays of love, but taken by surprise by the way his fingertips caress his bare skin, sliding down his abs to reach the edge of his pants. "Izuna… what… what are you doing…?"

"Aniki... you have no idea..."

"Of what…?" he asks half choked, still holding back in the dark and not knowing what to do. He could move out of fear, take those labored hands off him, and ignore what's going on, but another part is dying to hear what his drunken brother has to say, fantasizing about getting the very thing he longs for.

"Of how much I want you every fucking night..." His fingers slip through the waistband of his pants, brushing the skin of his pelvis and traveling in search of the target between his legs. His consciousness works again as he feels Izuna brush against his pubis, escaping his hands and forgetting the task of sweeping the floor.

This is all he wants, all he ever wanted to hear, but it happens in a context that doesn't allow him to decide whether it's true or not. He loves his brother with an obsessive passion, but he knows this one is very good at lying, and has no idea if this is one of his dirty jokes or if he is genuinely telling the truth.

Hearing him confess what he himself has been wanting to shout into the wind for years is an invigorating relief, loosening his legs and giving him the urge to sit in the chair once occupied by his younger brother. He rubs his face with his hands as he speaks, "You're out of it… please just shut up." and snorts loudly, forcing himself not to let the illusion grow in his chest.

All willpower disappears when his lap is taken hostage by Izuna, who mounts on his legs facing him, grabbing his wrists and uncovering his face. "Do you know how hard it is to imagine you fucking me silly and not doing anything about it? You have no idea, don't you?"

The darkness of the night and the lack of lights help him by providing concealment, but he feels his younger brother's eyes devouring and chewing on him, unable to escape or lie in front of those black orbs. He is the only person who manages to make him feel naked with his gaze, and hell if he feels exposed at this very moment.

Of course, the erection between his legs doesn't manage to go unnoticed either, even less so when Izuna sticks his chest to his and climbs on top of it, sitting directly on his cock. "Tell me you don't feel the same, come on, lie to my face Aniki." That intoxicated smile is still in the same place, and even if he can't detonate the completeness of his countenance, he knows his words carry complete confidence and assurance.

Izuna knows, and always knew.

Drowning in a haze of surprise, embarrassment, and excitement, he doesn't have time to process everything that happens when the younger Uchiha's lips land on his, a chaste and small kiss at first to test the waters that soon turns into something obscene when Madara sends all his guilt to hell.

He holds his younger brother's hips between both hands, forcing him to press down and rub his cock through the layers of clothing, producing friction that only serves to tempt him further. Their tongues entwine in a dance of need and love on an incomprehensible level, while Izuna curls his hands in his hair and pulls, causing sensations he knows Madara will enjoy.

It all happens too fast, a minute without hesitation as the two grind against each other and can't tear their lips apart, fire-filled moans traveling from one mouth to the other. With circular movements, their tongues touch each other and leave no room for any words, preferring to be incapable of speaking in such a moment, simply enjoying what destiny gives.

However, Madara comes back to reality when he feels Izuna's hand between his legs, having passed the barrier of his pants and transgressing his underwear, determined to hold him between his fingers, to touch him. The taste of alcohol in his mouth becomes all too apparent, a detail he had chosen to ignore earlier, and he finds himself unable to continue in this context.

He jolts up at the contact, holding his younger brother by the forearms and leaving him standing on his feet, muttering a quick "sorry" as he disappears into the darkness of the hallway and locks himself in his room.

Shaking and confused as he climbs into bed, unable to believe what just happened, a part of him hopes Izuna won't allow him space and follows him, infiltrates his room just to finish what they started, while the other is thankful to have escaped in time.

Fuck.

[2p-husker]

I befriended a ladybug today. They like to be pet just as much as any other creature. I named it scrumchy.

OMG yassssssssssssss!!!!!!!